>>7353246
>pantsu
Oh god
>drift becomes more faster, raising dust
So, have we gotten a Secret Ava collage yet?
>>7353333
I don't think we do. But someone should make one.
>>7353333
>>7353346
Why do you think I'm keeping track of all of them?
[Muffled Eurobeat music heard at the distance]
What the fuck! Where the fuck is the games?
>>7353366
Fuck off Pissed off Pedro
>>7353366
You just missed 'em.
>>7353381
>Pissed off Pedro
kek
>>7353383
God damn it. Now I have to wait a fucking god damn hour for the next game.
>>7353366
You can wait like the rest of us, if you want my opinion, I'd bet we'd get another one in abooout....four hours. Yeah, that sounds fair.
https://youtu.be/ikOTW3f3xng
>>7353279
You'll get over it.
>>7353317
[Vaporware remix of Eurobeat intensifies]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhy_e5wIX44
>and then foom is now covered in dust
...And I just took a bath before coming here.
>no game
Ok, then I start post this.
>>7353408
Tough luck, buddy. I think I'll leave you to stew in your own misery.
See you later, everyone!
>>7353433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00vm9UafbpI
>it could be double
Fuck my life
>>7353420
>just took a bath
So those pantsu aren't all sweaty and dirty from a long day?
Dropped
>>7353381
Fuck you haters!
>>7353411
Fucking four hours! Who the fuck is to blame for this? Konami? Capcom?
>>7353481
Go home Japered Jose
>>7353420
>the car stops in front of the girl, and Takumi gets out from the car
Hey, are you alright? Just don't stand on the road...it's too dangerous
Well, I might as well get off my ass and host a game for once. Give me 24.
>>7353481
Get out, Slightly Addled Alejandro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JDn1TGxaeg
>Continue shitposting and getting dubs on rus opening
>>7353522
Sexy Temari-chan kissu
>>7353522
Angry Joe
Fucking finally.
>>7353522
Avenger
>>7353522
Maximillion Pegasus
>>7353522
Zero
>>7353522
Papu Franku
>>7353522
Samus
>>7353522
Sora
>>7353522
Artoria Pendragon
>>7353522
Dory
>>7353522
Drift Lord
>>7353522
Gabriel
>>7353522
Bruno Buccellati
The Joker and Harley Quinn
>>7353522
Len
>>7353522
Fumi Kanno
>>7353522
Hinata Hajime
>>7353522
Marjane Satrapi
>>7353522
Demon Archer
>>7353522
Agria the Shadowless
>>7353522
Link
>>7353522
Edge Fencer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrUFny2a3I
>if dubs - stop posting
>>7353522
Duck Guy
>>7353481
Whoa whoa whoa!
You need to calm the fuck down!
There are children here you bastard!
Chill man, chill.
>>7353522
Big Smoke
(alternatively)
The Man With Two Number Nines, A Number Nine Large, A Number Six With Extra Dip, A Number Seven, Two Number Fourty-fives, One With Cheese, And A Large Soda
>>7353515
...We're in a road?
>looks arond
>there was indeed a road for DRIFTINGU
Huh...well alright, not like I was in real danger or anything
>goes to the sidewalk.
>>7353617
But he doesn't have all of those
he was ordering for his buddies too
>>7353522
Xbone-chan
>>7353635
But he still has them with him, even if he's handing them out later
>>7353646
>letting them get cold
scum
>>7353619
Well...you can hop in my car, if you want...
>a bit blushed
>>7353522
Vore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB0b-MX6MMk
Try to stop me
>>7353659
but Ryder is a busta
Can we trusta busta?
>>7353661
Cockvore > Regular vore desu famalam
>>7353616
The fucking children can go burn down. Fucking rating DMC a one or a two when they have never played a game that deserved the rating one.
>>7353522
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7353619
Get on discord.
Wait, what am I doing here? Talent show? Oh, I'm not ready! I have to go. Please put someone else instead of me.
>>7353694
Children need to die, but not for the completely fucking arbitrary reason you just created there.
>>7353657
A bit rushed for our first date, don't you think? To get in the car of a stranger I've never met before just like that, quite illogical.
>shrugs
Sure, why not? floating around consumes magical energy.
>hops in the car.
>>7353678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGUTL4pIntM
>still no dubs
>>7353709
Okay
Alright, this is gonna take a while. Give me some time.
>>7353689
Does the pope shit in the woods?
>>7353757
I don't know man, why do people keep asking this?
sigh... alright guys, because of all the drama that you guys needed to stirr up,, I'm sad to say that I no longer will rp in the threads
anyone who pretends to be me from this moment onward, is what you call a falseflagger
sorry for the inconvinece, ill just pm dmg whenever i want to rp I guess.
>>7353678
Unhand me!
>>7353778
who the fuck are you
Friendly reminder: Crowdfunding of the Unlimited sim begins in 3 hours.
>>7353778
who the hell are you
>>7353766
One step ahead of you, buddy.
Are we ready?
>>7353785
ERP stillbirthing another copypasta.
>>7353778
who the shit are you
>>7353730
I-I don't mean that we will go on date...It's trully dangerous to stay on hill like this, so far from our town. But if you call it date...Ok.
>sits back in da car
Also I am in search of a partner for my job.
Only dubs can kissu me.
>>7353794
I am ready to proceed. I wish every other tribute the best of luck.
>>7353824
I won't kissu you
>murderu
>>7353794
Alright you sad Korean dildos, let's fucking go!
It's Filthy Frank, motherfucker!
>>7353794
More than ever.
>>7353824
kissu
>>7353830
>>7353778
>>7353785
>>7353792
>>7353802
>People posting ERP pastas in HG
>>7353794
I will show you my driftingu
>>7353794
That's a pretty cool suit! Oh, yeah, I'm ready.
>>7353790
>giving money to a jew
>(((crowdfunding)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oqMdkQvEgI&t=178s
>dubs
>>7353808
>her hands go tackatackatacka on the keyboard
What's your job about?
>>7353794
Looks good.
>>7353724
It's the only reason needed!
Alright, for the reason this is taking so long, my puush refuses to work. As such, I have to do everything the good old fashioned way, print screen and paint.
>>7353853
Thanks for posting this with your avatar, I like to know which avafags go to ERP so I can avoid them
>>7353824
Why should I care?
>>7353794
This shall suffice.
>>7353888
t. literal who
Bump the game.
>>7353903
I am actually [the name of your favorite avafag]
>>7353913
You can't be me though.
>>7353879
No, there are WAY more reasons to hate children than that my man.
They're annoying, they're disgusting, they're stupid, and they act like they're all something!
>>7353924
Do I look like a liar?
IT BEGINS
>Inb4 wow it's bloodbath retard
>>7353913
Damn... my heart.
>>7353875
Delivering tofu
>doritos
Nothing hard, and no criminal.
>Car slowly start moving
But I need to do deliver them very fast
>speed slowly increases
>>7353794
One off! Dangoti!
>>7353938
This shovel reminds me of the one Leaky-Eye Luca used to carry....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVOxstF-BJM
ONE TWO THREE
>dubs come out please
>>7353946
I meant dangit. Dangit.
>>7353938
Now I just need some dynamite, and we're good to go!
>>7353938
This is my bag now, bitch!
>>7353938
Fuck bows, I have a car.
>>7353933
That's all normal shit though. I mean look at Capcom, Konami, and Microsoft.
>>7353938
Yea, it's just like Battlefield 1.
DAY 1
>>7353999
I suppose I should begin looking for other tributes to battle.
>>7353945
>slowly feeling the fast
And while you're going fast why not just drift when the street bends in a curve, huh? There's a business for racing, y'know.
>>7353999
>not even looking at agria while in the passenger seat
...Why doe smy ankle hurts all of sudden?
>>7353988
Sorry, but I'm not familiar with your fucking anime, weeb trash. Get the fuck out of here!
>>7353999
Get the fuck away from me, you fucking faggot!
>>7353999
I'm offering you a free kill, pal. End this at once.
>>7353999
...Nah, she probably wouldn't like these.
NIGHT 1
>>7354054
The stars are beautiful tonight. I remember hearing that the stars align with one's destiny.
>>7354054
I'll take the second shift. Wake me up in thirty minutes, OK?
>>7354027
The fuck are you talking about? We're talking about video games. Not this bullshit weeabo crap.
>>7354054
Now, we just got to put these bandages on...
>Filthy Frank wraps his bloody arms in toilet paper.
Yeah... Yeah I think this works...
>>7354054
Help me! Help me cure my boredom! I beg of you!
DAY 2
>>7354114
Found some dynamite! Sorry, guys!
>>7354082
Oh good, more "gamers", just what this shithole needed. Wonderful...
Go back to your fucking mom's basement where you belong, you leach on society.
>>7354114
Why are all these homosexuals following me? I ain't gay. I ain't gay at all!
>>7354114
To think that such small wound would hurt my determination... As if!
>>7353999
Sorry, but I came here only for delivering doritos and driftingu. Can't help you with this.
>>7354026
>poker face
>At the end of dialog, they was on 5 speed, coming closer to the bend, but he doesn't kock off the speed
>still poker face
>In right moment, boi place his half foot on brake, turning steering wheel on the left, starting DRIFTINGU on the full speed(I like this word so much)
Oh, I forgot to remind you about belting up
(sorry fo slow reply(
>>7354114
That busta Ryder ate all my damn food.
>>7354114
FUCK THE ARENA, GOING TO DRIFTU WITH THIS GIRL
>drift away from this game
>>7354150
County this is 37. I got a suspect driving erratically near the S bends. Engaging pursuit.
>>7354130
dat ass tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEtPjNkhFwU
>dubs
>>7354114
What the fuck?
>>7354177
NIGHT 2
>>7354186
nice RP
>>7354169
>police on the driftingu road
>nothing to worry about
>>7354196
>KILL YOURSELF! OH YEAH!!!! OH YEAH!!!
>>7354196
I understand the premise of this is where I have no control over my actions, but if we were in a real battle, I could have easily split my head in two to avoid that knife.
>>7354170
Th-Thanks?
>>7354196
Ahh! ...That huge black thing swallowed me up again...
>>7354150
Don't worry, I had the belt on me all his time.
>same poker face
>but slightly enjoying the DRIFTINGU
By the way, a cop is following us. Should I get ready for a hot pursuit? Oh what am I saying, I'm ready.
>>7354196
>a hatchet just spawns out of nowhere inside the car
Why do the keep sending this?
>>7354196
Is this... my limit? It's not... over yet!
DAY 3
>>7354210
>Places a road block
>no more drifting for you
>>7354231
I don't see anyone else around besides us...
>>7354231
Thanks for the Sriracha Shrimp Pink Guy! Very gucci!
>>7354231
Maybe I should stop hesitating to go all-out...
NIGHT 3
>>7354258
Oh fuck this shit's fucking cold!
>>7354138
I finally moved out of the basement and got myself an apartment. Get out of college already you sub human and get a fucking job.
>>7354258
Hey, who do you think's the strongest guy here?
>>7354224
>>7354235
I wonder what they are doing here, but...
>small smile
>If I can't driftingu on the road....I will drift on the fucking ground
>Takumi rotate his car by 90 around, and goes down the hill, avoiding road block
It's shaking a bit (JUST TO MUCH SHAKING), grasp for something.
Oh, that's my turn now
>Driftingu on full speen just in the bend, and they are again on da road
I don't wonder if my dad trying to test me
THE FUCKING FEAST
>>7354295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItjjWECjD_M&t=108s
>turns on the music of course
>>7354280
I-I got a job already! I'm a world famous YouTuber alright?! Stop bulling me!
>I AM BEAUTIFUL, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
>>7354301
>
>>7354295
The suspect avoided the road block. We need additional units.
>Chases
DAY 4
NIGHT 4
>>7354325
>scare off
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DAY 5
THE WINNER IS REVEALED NEXT, PLACE YOUR FUCKING BETS
>>7354350
The best of the best of course.
NIGHT 5
THE WINNER
THE PLACEMENTS
>>7354366
I have a lot of luck, and that goes for talents too.
Sorry guys, but nothing can change my future.
>>7354377
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>7354377
Congrats.
>>7354395
Thanks for the game.
>>7354377
Hey, congratulations!
>>7354395
Thanks for hosting!
>only one week here
>already 3 wins
>>7354377
Congratulations, Hajime Hinata.
>>7354366
>>7354377
>>7354395
Good fucking job, you anime cancer!
Thanks for hosting, trash!
Fuck you all I'm leaving this shitty place!
>>7354433
>anime cancer
>not slav cancer
>>7354395
Thanks for the game
>>7354413
>More wins than I ever had
Kill me.
>>7354444
CUTE QUADS
>>7354472
Oh! T-Thanks anon!
HG is like an anime fan on prom night
>>7354445
oh, there are not 3, but 6. I forget about the memes.
>>7354424
>>7354433
Arigato
>>7354481
No, HG is like Shion's favorite game. Day of the Feet.
>>7354307
Where the hell is that music coming from?
Am I in the wrong thread or are we just fucking dead?
One hour 45 minutes.
It's happening.
>>7354622
>>7354648
What's happening?
>>7354649
Mukuro no...
>>7354648
another doxx?
neat
>>7354654
>>7354660
First unlimited going public with a crowdfunding.
>>7354648
The future is now! Thank you merchant, you truly are my greatest ally :DDD
>>7354668
you seem pretty eager to show off that sim now that money is involved
Where are all the secret avas?
>>7354701
Sleep.
>Whips out a camera.
Alright, show me some mojo baby, yeah!
>Starts taking pictures.
>>7354685
It's been long overdue anon. I had several investors since day one.
>>7354701
"I'm here, just didn't want to break the peaceful silence"
>>7354718
Austin, the pretty girls are all asleep!
>>7354725
Don't sweat it, we're still groovy, baby. They'll come eventually.
As will I, I thank you.
>>7354701
(Lurking.)
>>7354738
Nobody here has the same mojo as you
>>7354701
(shitposting elsewhere)
>>7354744
This guy got grooves. Don't know about mojo.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=asHn904c8NI
>>7354744
Maybe some'll rub off on you Come on, smile for the camera now!
>>7354765
>smiles
>and poses
Its a bit too quiet, so lets get a game going, shall we?
Give me 24. Will bump up 36 if needed.
>>7354765
*Dramatic posing intensifies*
>>7354785
Hel
>>7354785
Mr. Satan
>>7354770
>>7354788
Yeah baby, yeah! Now we're swinging!
>Takes some pictures.
Yeah! Yeah!
>Takes some more.
Alright, I'm spent.
>Tosses the camera over his shoulder.
>>7354785
Austin Powers
>>7354785
Bruno Buccellati
>>7354785
Len
>>7354785
Buzz Lightyear
>>7354785
Rob Ford
>>7354785
Hinata Hajime
>>7354785
Deadmau5
>>7354785
Edge Fencer
>>7354785
Avenger
>>7354785
Xbone-tan
>>7354785
Kirby
>>7354785
Frisk
>>7354785
Young Black Jack
>>7354785
Paru
>>7354785
Raoh
>>7354785
Crazy frog
>>7354785
Akane Hino
>>7354785
Sora
>>7354785
Dorrifto lordu
>>7354785
Eggman-kun
>>7354785
Specter Knight
>>7354785
The Band of Doctors
I hope you all enjoyed your mass
>>7354785
Clemont
>>7354785
max stirner
>>7354785
Vaati
>>7354785
Agria the Shadowless
>>7354785
AdmiralBulldog
>>7354785
Zetsubou
>>7354785
Merlina
>>7354785
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7354785
You.
>>7354785
Blue Elephant
>>7354785
The Master Trickster
>>7354785
Soldier 76
stop fucking dying...
It seems as though I must depart for the time being. I shall see you all later tonight. Arrivederci!
>>7355042
tschus
If no dubs - we are dead.
>>7355056
If dubs then we neutralize eachother.
>>7355027
kind of like ur wife? lmao
>>7355070
No dubs - no games 2 days
>>7355074
Or Dojima's wife, even. lel.
>>7355087
If singles, you quit killing this damn universe, Bolin.
So yeah i'm goin to work. Just gonna out my dank segret avas since they were shit anyways.
I was dank buzz lightyear, dank Mr. satan, Dank Grandad freeman, Dankuncle ruckus for like 1 post, uhhhhhhhhh....that's it maybe, desu
man, these threads hasn't been this silent since mid-HGA.
Have we been rused again?
fuck the packers lmao
>>7355133
dubs confirm
>>7355131
>We
>Not assuming most anon games are bait from the get-go
>>7355118
GRIMES LOOK AN ALIEN
>secret ava weekend
>nobody's talking
wtf?
>roll calls
>>7355180
>>7355189
(Still lurking.)
>>7355180
Put me in, coach!
So when's prom?
>>7355225
Cancelled.
>>7355189
The King of Fists moves at his own pace.
>>7355180
It's the downtimes on a sunday, what did ya expect.
This ain't /b/ anymore.
>>7355189
Peter Griffin here.
I ain't a part of Secret Ava weekend.
Don't worry, guys. Default anon's here to pick up the roaster. No swaps.
>>7355221
I'll put it in you
>>7355180
I'm watching football right now. Leave me alone.
>>7355270
>>7355283
Do you like horror games?
>>7355270
All we had to do is hope. Thank you.
>>7355287
>mfw Greenbay getting fucking routed
who's smolgore playing nowadays?
>>7355313
he left
>>7355299
It'sd the 404's time to shine now.
>Muh AFC
yeah right.
>>7355313
he's playing with his dick
>>7355313
Claptrap
Avafags behind secret avas.
GO.
>>7355346
Cirno, Jude, Dedede or Smolgore behind the 2hu.
Maybe Aussa.
>>7355346
Small goat's Claptrap
Buzz was Grimes
The edgy faggot and girl are Asellus
Doremy's Cirno
>>7355313
OD'd and lost his house
>>7355377
I thought smolgore was the guy who got betrayed by The City?
did anyone like monster kid?
>>7355392
He was OK.
>>7355180
>>7355189
I have no reason to.
>>7355368
>I'll tell one thing, I just did these guys on a whim.
>>7355417
They add some variety here desu. Keep em.
>>7355417
I don't even know who they are desu
>>7355346
go ahead, try to guess who I really am.
>Hint: Vidya
>>7355444
Hey knuckles
>>7355444
>tfw all know who you are
>>7355444
I'd say DDD, but his internet's fucked so I don't know.
>>7355299
>End my misery.
>>7355313
>Same as usual, aside from secret ava.
>>7355318
>Ahahahahahah.
>>7355454
Not even close.
>>7355462
I wasn't paying attention, so I dont.
>>7355465
nope
>>7355444
>chuckles
>>7355462
>same
>Eats marijuana loudly.
>>7355346
(I'd be surprised if anybody knew who I was, but I'll give one hint though. I'm from ERP.)
>>7355437
>A-Ok.
>>7355441
>Rachel Gardner and Isaac Foster. Also known as Ray and Zack.
>>7355484
never saw them
>>7355475
>>7355462
Same here.
>>7355483
Egg
>>7355483
LD
Bolin
>>7355475
Ana was supposed to be secret?
>>7355482
Cut that shit out.
>>7355483
Egg?
>>7355483
Jiro, EGG, Gabe, or DMG
>Rob Ford is the best """secret""" ava
>>7355483
>Hi kenny
>>7355496
Kind of, but not really.
>>7355484
>I don't use them often.
>>7355483
Ribbon?
>>7355473
>who?
>second hit: considered an Oldfag.
>>7355462
>Tfw every keeps calling you wrong
>>7355496
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
>Gives the host $500 dollars.
>Smokes the weeds.
>>7355508
Then maybe not have her as your Discord avatar?
>>7355518
Ayy, thanks.
So guess who I am, hg, and tell what is my other avas?
>>7355525
Re.
>>7355524
I don't...
>didn't participate in secret avatar weekend
>going to pretend I did anyways
>Fred ava
>didn't "My leg!" once the whole time I've seen him here
>>7355525
Some russian faggot
>>7355543
He My Legged every time he died.
I miss Nowi.
>>7355525
Red.
>>7355539
I swear you did at some point.
Daily reminder that Egg purposely attention whores and strives to be "Queen of the hg virgins".
>>7355513
Tricky
>>7355513
hi Bolin
WHO'S RED?
>>7355571
someone who nobody cares about
>>7355558
The fuck are you talking about?
>>7355567
>>7355563
Hell no.
>Final hint: Pic related
>>7355558
egg gets shit talked a lot in the hg discord though
>>7355587
Starman
>>7355587
Medic.
>>7355513
Medic
>>7355553
Same desu.
>>7355571
That annoying fucking dog.
>>7355576
Bolin
>>7355576
Bolin.
>>7355587
TF2 Medic?
>>7355596
>>7355597
>>7355600
Correct!
>>7355597
God damnit!
>>7355587
Wacky Doctor from TF2
>>7355584
>tfw rly nobody cares about me
>>7355597
That's wrong too.
>>7355597
>>7355599
Bolin doesn't do filenames
>>7355597
R U FAKIN TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME, M8?
>>7355623
okay so you're LD
You're better than Bolin but you're still bad.
>>7355623
Hi, Paul.
>>7355618
Marry me Jill.
>>7355618
>Same desu
>>7355637
Who DOESN'T talk shit about you, Ditto?
>>7355618
Flandre
>Paru