HG bread
>>7338600 (Gyro)
Aah, so you're a jockey? I've never been much for gambling. Or horses for that matter, but I'm sure that you're just as good at fighting.
>>7338597 (Pratty)
Maybe I'm not human? I dont know for certain, but the King Of Fighters tournament doesn't say anything about supernatural powers.
>>7338614
>the card you drew earlier is tatood on the palm of your hand
>>7338651
>randomly shuffles the deck and pulls out seven of spades.
Is this your card?
>>7338680
Well that's just too fucking bad! Maybe you should just end your useless life!
>>7338684
GOOD! Fucking whiny little cunt.
>>7338613
>He instinctively swats at his foot
Damn bugs! Get out of here, scum of the earth.
>>7338614
I don't know, didn't really think that far ahead. Couldn't really care either way, honestly.
>>7338645
Sorry about that, not really the biggest fan of being accused for something that aint true.
>>7338657
Not sayin' there's anything wrong with red. Just a bit strange is all, you look like you're trying to dress up as a manga character or something.
>>7338678
Can only hope. Don't know how much standing around in this heat I can take.
>He raises his cap a bit, looking at the surroundings
Maybe I can set up tent, and nap for a while.
>>7338705
You'd be damn right? Trained a long time to master a technique that's sure to win me some fights.
Meet me in the arena, and I might be able to show you a demonstration.
>>7338711
I'm far from useless, mr. Franku
>>7338575
>Harley leans out of the thought bubble.
Oh come on, just shoot the hag already! Quit bein' such a wussie! I'd do it myself, but I'm just a figment of your imagination right now. Toodles!
>poof
>>7338721
Hi Aussa.
>>7338659
What do you know about illegal activity anyway...you're just a surgeon...
>>7338708
Oh, you meant draw as in--
...
>he stares at his hand, completely perplexed
This...will come off, r-right?
>>7338720
Ugh...well...can you at least help me find someone else to sacrifice? Like...I don't know...someone you don't like....
>>7338734
>>7338680
B-but that's perfectly fine! I've heard that Pratty is actually a descriptor, too....
>>7338705
You look completely normal, though!
>>7338720
It was just what I thought I saw....
>>7338690
B-Bread?!. do you have bread?. this is what rich people have?
JUST HOST ANOHER GAME YOU C.UCKS OH MY GOD
>>7338747
>>7338585
Are you alright?
>>7338597
I mean, it's not like anyone will think less of you, if you don't. Least I won't.
>>7338614
Well. As long as he is okay you shouldn't worry! You'll see him again, don't worry! So who are you mister?
>>7338619
>Gulps
Let's be reasonable here!
>>7338678
It's got to be better than just sitting around complaining is it? Least you'll keep yourself busy!
>>7338708
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
YOU JUST PREFORMED ONE OF THE MOST BASIC OF FUCKING MAGIC TRICKS IN THE GODDAMN BOOK!
Fuck off! Maybe do something my grandma with Alzheimer's couldn't do, huh?
>>7338734
I'll believe it when I see it...
>>7338748
KADABRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
And yes that should come off eventually
>>7338763
BINGADANG BONG BOM
>>7338720
Wait, you read manga? I never would have guessed!
>she launches into a seemingly never ending series of questions about the executioner's manga taste, happy that she found a common interest with someone here
>>7338765
Your grandma huh?
Well have a look at this
>presents a picture of Frank's grandma holding the card he drew earlier
>>7338684 (Mikan)
Alright. No more second thoughts! We're stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula and the hearts of the customers!
>>7338720
>He splatters all over Gyro's shoe.
Ouch.
>Splatter Counter: 5
>He pulls himself back up, and reveals a megaphone
I'M DOWN HERE, YOU COLLOSAL TWIT!
>>7338735
>>7338629
....Y-you're right...
>Mikan pulls out the gun on Junko
F-forgive me.
>>7338785
A-alrighty t-then...
>>7338750
I guess so. Nothing wrong about a name, anyways. that's all it is, a name.
>>7338735
>The small hooded girl waves at you
>>7338765
Maybe you will then, maybe not.
>>7338752
Bread isn't really that great, but cinnamon buns though, damn!
>>7338692 (Red)
Guess I'll have to take your word on that. What do the letters stand for? Might give me a clue as to what goes on in there.
>>7338720
Well, there's plenty of open land here so you're bound to find a good spot sometime. I don't think anybody even owns this arena, so you won't have to worry about squatting. Don't quote me on that, though. I'm not the best of sources.
>>7338763
You have any ideas on what I should do? I'm drawing blanks here.
>>7338783
Whoa! What the fuck!?
Okay, that's just a little fucking disturbing to say the least...
What the fuck are you!? You aren't one of Chin Chin's followers, are you!?
>>7338802
Until then you can fuck off! I'm too tired for this shit!
>>7338763
But I have to have my pride as a Craftknight!
>>7338802
Hmm...you're a really, really serious person, huh?
>>7338763
That's the problem...I don't know if he's okay or not.
You can call me Tohru.
>>7338767
>he sighs in relief
It was a nice trick...how did you do it?
>>7338787
Do you really think you can do this?
Well, you can try. At the end, you already dead.
>Seems like Tsumiki forget about Mukuro, that was in this room. And btw, Tsumiki was steal tied. So...
>>7338631 (Crazy Frog)
>She pokes her head above the desk and fires several shots at the abomination
I've been killing failed experiments since 1945 you blue son of a bitch!
>>7338645 (Pratty)
I'm talking about the gaggle of incompetents swarming my office as if it was a home for the mentally unfit.
>>7338678 (Marjane)
And it's a relief to meet a young lady of decent standing and sense. Malory Archer, and yours, sweetheart?
>>7338763
I think it's entirely reasonable for you to do exactly what I say. Raise your hands above your head, and start walking through the door. I am right behind you, so don't get any ideas
>Malory leads you to a small room with a concrete floor, illuminated by a single florescent light. A metal chair sits in the middle.
Sit.
Good day students, are you all ready for another action packed day of learning?
>>7338720
Lovely. I'll see just how skilled you are. Maybe you can even land a hit or two on me? We'll see how it goes when we get there.
>>7338750
You look completely normal, but you've become the highest level of blacksmith from where you come from. Everyone hides something behind their appearance.
>>7338832
>>7338813
I'm the amazing KRYSS KADAAAAABRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I melt craniums with my amazing MAAAGIIIIIICCC
>>7338825
a true magician never reveals his secrets. I'm Kryss Kadabrah, that should tell you enough.
Buy one of my DVDs, if you want to see more brainmelting magic tricks
>>7338800
Will you have sex with me?
Welp, it's gonna be awkward picking those convos back up, so... First 24 for Dreamcast Era games.
>>7338829
>haha i'm stupid.
>Mikan goes quiet, realising that if she shoots Junko, Mukuro may attack her and that she is also tied up.
>>7338834
Hey doctor! Any new leads on how to get out of this place?
>>7338846
Ruby Rose
>>7338846
KRYSS KADABRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>7338846
Zero
>>7338846
Tohru Kunikuda
>>7338839
I'll...definitely consider it.
>>7338802
i appreciate everything, even the worst food. I don't have food most of the time
>>7338846
Benimaru Nikaido
>>7338806
Something about sex, I assume, since that's all they do there
Well, that and shitposting
>>7338813
I guess I shall talk to you again later, "Nigga"
>>7338818
...I am?
>>7338846
Red
>>7338748
Someone I don't like, huh?
Well, just look around? I don't like just about anyone here.
>>7338750
Well what you *thought* you saw was wrong.
>>7338781
Woah, woah! I never said I READ it, I'm just...familiar with it, that's all, honest.
>He's clearly hiding something
>>7338785
I don't think someone I just crushed under my boot should be calling me a twit.
Just what the hell do you want?
>>7338806
Yeah, great idea, if I ever get arrested I'll make sure to bring your name up.
>>7338835
One? No problem. And one hit is all I need.
>>7338843
...H-huh?
>>7338846
Wojak
>>7338846
Len
>>7338846
Plankton
>>7338846
Raoh
No matter what the era, these fists granted to me by the heavens will reign supreme!
>>7338846
Lotte Yanson
>>7338846
A Tramp
>>7338846
Soldier 76
>>7338846
Gyro Zeppeli
>>7338846
>Jumps out from the vents.
Xenomorph.
>>7338873
Never mind...
>>7338846
Mikan Tsumiki
>>7338846
Rokumon
>>7338846
Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck
>>7338858
Nothing yet ruby, I've been busy trying to learn the meaning of the timer I found but I'm only left with two ideas.
>>7338846
Jack Gallagher
>>7338748
Well, someone say that I am proffesional surgeon,,,but someone, that I am "good evil", that works on his purpose.
My official name is Kuroo Hazama.
And in the illegal surgery...I well known as Young Black Jack.
>>7338846
Maximillion Pegasus
>>7338846
/vp/ Representative
>>7338890
W-well, okay...
>>7338846
Marjane Satrapi
>>7338846
Malory Archer
>>7338846
Big Smoke
>>7338839
GO BACK TO WHATEVER HELLISH REALM YOU CAME FROM!
>>7338846
Late As FUCK Papu Franku
>>7338872
>her expression darkens as she looks dejected, failing to spot Gyro's obvious tells
O-ok. Sorry for bothering you...
>>7338846
crazy frog
>>7338769
I get it. This is some kind of secret code isn't it? Are you a spy?
>>7338806
We could host a talent show! Everyone here looks like they have some special powers!
>>7338818
You're a knight? Wow I didn't know! From what kingdom, Sir Knight? It's sir isn't it? Cause that's the title...I don't know. It's confusing.
>>7338825
Just stay optimistic! I'm Yugo, It's nice to meet ya! Say... are you always down with a frown?
>>7338832
Um, Ok. This some kind of test?
>He sits down on the chair.
Cause to be honest I'm not that much of a student.
>>7338834
Ooo! What are we learning?
>>7338856
Ooh. Welp, sorry about that, Mikan. Maybe better luck next time? Oh man, this is not gonna go well...
>poof
>>7338802
Oh hush, I'm a figment of her imagination right now.
>>7338846
THE PRINCE
>>7338846
Yugo
Eh, I bumped it up to 36.
>>7338919
BING DIDIDING DING DING
>>7338923
Does that mean you're a figment of my imagination as well?
>>7338846
Xbone-tan
>>7338846
Lenny
>>7338832
This isn't an office, this place was an open area, like..moments ago!
>>7338835
But that's not...supernatural or anything!
>>7338834
Hey! My formal teaching ended ages ago!
>>7338867
Well...yeah. You're all slow to talk, and stuff....
>>7338872
Huh. This is kinda weird, isn't it? I swear I've seen you before.
>>7338919
I'm not just a Craftknight, I'm Wystern's one and only Craftlord of Iron!
>>7338846
Pratty
>>7338862
Thank you, even I have to pay my rent. My landlord doesn't accept magic as payment
>>7338914
Frank, please don't!
The Vat19 warehouse is terrible, all there is to eat are giant gummybears man, don't do this to me!
>>7338846
Late Grimes
>>7338923
>>7338829
>Mikan is absolutely terrified and knows that she's absolutely fucked.
...P-PLEASE FORGIVE ME, PLEASE FORGIVE MEEE!!
>>7338846
AdmiralBulldog
>>7338829
That was strange...I leave you tie in this chair for a 2 days now. Mukuro will feed you the next day...And, I think that overdone with brainwashing and you start see ravings. Am I right?
>>7338846
Markiplier
>>7338846
Yuffie Kisaragi
>>7338872
I WANT YOU TO RECONGNIZE ME AS YOUR RIGHTFUL LEADER! PRAISE ME! ALL HAIL PLANKTON!
>>7338800
Time to prove the strength of my newfound army! Ahahaha!
>>7338934
Captcha
>>7338846
Creatie
>>7338911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ2_iBcCtz4
>>7338950
This is just how I am normally, although compared to me you're much more energetic...
>>7338958
O-okay...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em_9v-CF9_s toplel
>>7338951
Hm... Maybe you could be of use to me....
Just how powerful is your magic?
>>7338955
JUST SHUT UP ALREADY BITCH
>slap her in the face
>>7338965
>>7338967
O-okay then...
>>7338942
Nope. I have no idea how this is happening. I shouldn't even be here, secrets and all that jazz. Shh!
>She vanishes.
>>7338978
>swarming a guy over a drawing of a frog
fucking hell these people
>>7338980
How powerful is my magic?
I can put any card, anywhere I want.
Kadabrah.
>>7338982
>Mikan is slapped
J-junko slapped me...It hurts...b-but it's nice in a way...
Enoshima Junko
(spot please, 'cause I don't think I make it in time)
>>7338832
Marjane Satrapi. Not that it matters, anyway. As soon as I find a way out of this hole, I am gone and I doubt that I'd ever come back.
>>7338867
Shit...posting? I get the whole brothel part, but what's that?
>>7338872
I'm sure you'll be fine. It hasn't happened to anyone here as far as I know. I don't think there's even a police station for...who knows how many kilometers.
>>7338919
Talent shows usually have some sort of immediateness to them, so I wouldn't be able to participate. My talent takes some time to develop a finished product. Neat idea though, I'll give you that.
Don't worry about the missing images, I seriously don't know why it's doing that.
Three minutes to swap.
>>7339005
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/108277888/#108298088 shia even threatened to beat him up after he chased him down
>>7338872
We'll see about that, cowboy. Maybe I'll give you some fashion advice after I fry you, my treat. Nobody has beaten Benimaru Nikaido in a match, and no one will.
>>7338950
Maybe not, but the point still stands. I know just as little about it as you, but I'm not gonna ask too many questions when there's fighting to be done.
>>7338919
Why the most important thing in the world, History. The very backbone of society!
Tell me boy, what do you know of History?
>>7338950
You're formal teaching maybe ended awhile ago, but you're never too old to learn. I'm still learning at my age even though it's my job to pass on my knowledge to the future generation.
Tell me, What huntsmen academy did you graduate from?
Th-This isn't the way to Luna Nova... Where am I?
>>7339014
>>7339021
Swap if you can
>>7339014
Sure, I even found the perfect spot for you!
>>7339021
I'm ready to die on the first day...
>>7338872
Is that so...I'll leave you alone then.
>sighs
Why is it so hard to find suicidal people around here...
>>7338898
...Interesting title.
>>7338919
Most of the time, yes...but can you really blame me?
Nothing good ever happens to me. I can only find happiness in my books...and Koshi's company...
>>7339021
>>7338969
>>7338957
OHHHHHHHHHHH
Put the gril in
ehehehehehe
>>7338994
Left without even saying goodbye...
humph
>>7339017
Not something you want to be a part of, that's for sure
>>7339021
Looks alright
>>7339021
I made it! But where is my face?
>>7338985
Jesus Christ, how horrifying! That's a bit gruesome, but I know I'll need it soon enough! Thanks!
>>7339021
I'm good. I'll make this episode twice as long since I'm able to. Let's go!
>>7339021
Okay... I don't think I can play Dreamcast games either, but I'll try.
>>7339050
>>7338864
>in case you missed it
>>7339060
>Buys a ps4
>>7339006
Alright. Well uh, just sign this paper that says that I have no legal right to pay you if anything happens you while you're with me, and you should be all good to go.
>Papu Franku hands you a contract.
>>7339021
Alright you abortion failures! Let's fucking do this shit! It's Filthy Frank, motherfucker!
>>7339021
Oh I'm so ready for this.
>>7339021
Despite picking up a numerous series of errors, this roster appears to be in order. Well, let us inaugurate this contest underway then, shall we?
>>7338896
Oh? What are these ideas? They might be the key to getting us back to Remnant!
>>7338846
Sucy Manbavaran
>>7338425
>thanks
>>7339057
>>7339021
Greetings, Globers! I hope you are prepared for the invasion of your wretched dirtball, for the Prince of your destruction has arrived. I hope you enjoy facing off against hordes of my incompetent underlings.
>>7339043
>>7339048
Done deal.
Get moving.
>>7339066
>signs the contract, folds it and makes it dissapear.
KADABRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>7339021
N-no complaints...Let's begin...
>>7339009
As special punishment
>Junko takes one of Mukuro's knifes and cut Tsumiki's clothes, leaving her only with shorts and bra
Enjoy your best 2 days, piggy!
>Just in case, there is very cold
>>7339079
DING DING
>>7339081
>The creature jumps into one of the vents and begins to stalk its prey.
>>7339043
Thanks a lot.
>>7339044
Fuck you sir.
>>7338919
Oh it's not a test,
>Malory leans in close, head blocking the glaring light
but you will answer our questions. Let's try to make this easy. Who are you working for?
>>7338950
HA! And the Prince of Durhan isn't a momma's boy. If this was an open area, explain why it's in the middle of a major city!
>>7339017
The elevator is usually a good place to start, dear.
>Malory points at the elevator outside her office door
But don't be in a rush, it's been ages since I've had a civilized person in here. Take a seat, have a drink!
>>7339065
>
>>7339081
Let's stay up and play video games!
>>7339081
I have no idea who I am waving to.
>>7339078
Sucy! What is this place? And what you doing here? You trying to get mushrooms again?
>>7338973
Well, I guess that's fine, huh? You're comfortable with it, right?
>>7339021
Whoa. That was close.
>>7339031
Does that mean you're done?
>>7339034
I don't even know...people just tell me it's some sort of fighting arena.
>>7339032
Huh? Huntsmen academy? I'm a Craftknight from the Silver Guild of Wystern?
>>7339105
...It's not? What's a Durhan?
>>7339081
Not interested, I'm a married microbe!
>>7339095
>>7339081
Shit, wait. That's a false start. Give me a second, people and we'll start for real.
>>7339092
Hehe....I-i'm so baaaaaaad~
>>7339081
>hey where'd mikan go
Hey.
You guys want to see some real magic?
>>7339103
No problem!
>>7338846
Yuri Lowell's
>>7339118
Done what? I don't quite follow.
>>7339021
I must've been too beautiful to be shown...not that I mind anyways. Let's go.
>>7339081
>He helicopters his way down like pic related. Stylish!
Let's begin!
>>7339081
There's something off about this...
Oh wait, I know! WHERE THE FUCK AM I!?!
>>7339086
Man, you are one freaky son of a bitch.
>>7339131
Should I just start linking the pages that I found them instead of posting the images? I feel like that would be faster
http://img.youtube.com/vi/D0h8Te_T1IM/maxresdefault.jpg for example
>>7338917
Hey, hey. Be honest with me. You think I'd be a cool manga character?
>>7338950
Well I haven't seen you before, at all.
>>7338967
Yeah, no thanks. I have better ways to spend my time.
>>7339017
You mean there's no law enforcement? At all? Interesting.
>>7339031
Wouldn't count on it. Rather not take advice from someone who wears their hair five feet tall.
>>7339047
Maybe cause not everyone is like you.
But then again, can't really speak for everyone here. I'm sure if you look hard enough you can find someone who wants to die.
>>7339134
Well that's embarrassing.
This is the real Bloodbath.
>>7339081
This one is fake, gay, and rushed to hell.
>>7339081
What a slow, worthless and utterly useless method of transportation! It makes me wonder why my bastard father even wants me to invade this minuscule pile of dirt you call a planet. Is there anything of worth to find on mudball?
>>7339118
Guess so.
Looks like some action is finally starting as well...
>>7339081
>>7339130
DEMON SPAWN, OH MY GOD GET AWAY!
>>7339139
I'll take that as a compliment Frank.
It'll be great working with you, I might actually pay my rent for once.
Don't worry about that contract, you'll find it where you least expect it
>>7339118
Look out the window, sweetheart, what would you call that?
>a bustling city street lay a story below them, sky scrapers perhaps only two blocks away, blocking out any distant view they might have had
>>7339153
>Sends the entire fucking thread back to dinosaur times
>
>>7339081
Never been on these things befoooore!
>gets on her broom to slow down her fall and land softly on to the ground
>>7339118
Arena? Is it like those battle arenas?
>>7339138
Talking or anything, you know...? I just assumed.
>>7339144
This is really, really weird...I have this sense of deja vu for some reason.
>>7339148
Again!?
>>7339148
>oh thank god
>>7339148
Couldn't even look cool doing it..
>>7339148
You've disappointed me again! Now not only am I forced to make the long travel back to this arena once more, but now you have paired me up with a pathetic Glober? Have you no shame?
>>7339127
>nude Tsumiki
>Mukuro's face
Ughhh...perverted pigs
>>7339148
Where am I!?
>>7339116
I've got my own garden here, Lotte. This is an....arena of sorts. Watch out for trouble and perverts.
>>7338939
Hmmm... Bing dididing ding ding...This must have something to do with a bell or instrument. But why?
>>7338950
Sooo a blacksmith?
>>7339017
What's your talent then?
>>7339032
Umm a little, yeah. I mostly focus on learning how to cook though.
>>7339047
You gotta change your mindset. Else you'll always be gloomy! Something good has to have happened at least once right?
>>7339105
Oh so it's like a interview. Ok uhh I just work for whoever is in need of our help!
>>7339148
I like this one, time to fire some neurons
>>7339148
>The creature thought it could take the female by surprise. It quickly leaps back into the vents for safety.
>>7339081
Why am I teaming up with you...?
>>7339130
I think I've had my share of magic tricks for today...
>>7339148
>awkwardly climbs back into the train
I don't like it out there...
>>7339148
Now with that error fixed aside, I assume it is time to act and plan accordingly!
>He makes a quick sprint from the starting point, all while wielding his trustworthy umbrella companion William.
>>7339148
Damn it!
>>7339144
>She immediately brightens back up
Oh yould you ever! That scarf would look so cool flying in the wind, and that hat gives you a really distinctive profile. If you were a manga character, I'd even buy the figures of you!
>>7339148
Oh boy, this arena looks neat! I can't wait to see what kinds of things I'll fight here!
>>7339148
>Dead on the first slide
>>7339170
Whatever you're on, I want nothing to do with it. You're crazy, lady.
>>7339166
...That was...definitely not there before you walked in.
>>7339169
Yep!
...It doesn't seem like too much fun.
>>7339188
Part blacksmith, part warrior!
>tfw watching everyone rp but can't join for in
>>7339034
You're in a place where the most uninteresting and obnoxious of people kill each other over fancy pictures. Here's hoping you find Luna Nova as soon as possible.
>>7339050
Yeeaah, I guess I'll just have to take your word on that again. I'm pretty clueless at the moment.
>>7339105
Gladly.
>She sits down on the couch and takes a glass.
So where does this elevator lead to? The endpoint's just as important as the transportation.
>>7339144
Apparently...don't get any weird ideas, though. Just because there aren't any cops around doesn't mean there won't be some sort of backlash.
>>7339188
Art. Of course making something worth even a glance takes a while to do, so yeah, a talent show's out of the running for me.
>>7339186
>kissu
>>7339191
I swear to God there was something there that time.
>>7339206
You can always start with me, my faceless friend.
I'm always here if you want to talk.
>>7339180
>Mikan giggles.
>>7339148
O-oh, i'm with Frank and the frog? O-okay...
>>7339183
>you're there, it's just that your picture isn't shown.
>>7339148
Whoops... Sorry.
>>7339186
Ok. I will keep that in mind.
>>7339148
The fucking dead meme, and the pucci weebshit is on my team? That's just perfect!
I can't tell if they're worse than my old posse!
>>7339159
As long as it ain't up my ass, I'll be okay.
>>7339168
Now this motherfucker makes Chin Chin look like a bitch. I mean, he already is, but still.
>>7339144
What can I say, it keeps it out of my eyes. Time to get moving.
>>7339148
Wait, what? At least we have a hotel, I guess...but I'm sharing a bed with this grimy guy!
>>7339170
Well now we have to look for a sword. I'll get back to you if I find anything, but I don't have much to say at the moment.
Day one. Grimes screws around, some gentlemen snowboard, Lenny runs from a girl and some scary motherfucker, GUN fucks up, Mikan isn't scary, and blah, blah, blah, tidal wave.
>>7339206
Come on in Anon!
>>7339215
Nah man. I just learned that I chose an uninteresting ava and lack creativity to do anything worthwhile so I'll just sit here
>>7339224
I can't promise you anything, the power of magic is wild and hard to control.
So what do you need me to do, besides blowing everyones mind?
>>7339232
U-umm...they aren't scared...
>>7339188
Well...I used to get picked on a lot by my classmates in grade school and Koshi would always come to my rescue...that was really nice of him...
>>7339232
Beach games...? I've never been to the beach before...
>>7339217
Hey, Tsukimi-chan, do you like me?
>>7339220
And you? This isn't the best place to hang around, I can turn anyone into a guinea pig because it's a battle royale, but you aren't exactly the fighting type. None of us are, if you think about it.
>>7339206
Worry not, Mr. Anonymous. Now is never too late to partake in our fair duties, is it not? As a gentleman, I shall allow you to contact me when you are feeling under the weather.
>>7339232
I propose that some winter sportsmanship is in order? Then let us partake in this wondrous activity as we should, Mr. Pegasus!
>>7339202
I-I already killed two people on accident...
>>7339209
Oh... That's not good...
>>7339191
Look closer.
I made you disappear.
>
>>7339192
Just one more trick. You'll like this one.
>
>>7339224
Hey, Frank. Check your ass. You might find something interesting in there.
>>7339144
YOUR WORTHLESS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT WORSHIPPING ME AND GROVELING FOR MERCY BEFORE I VAPORIZE YOU AND YOUR DUMB HAT!
>>7339148
I've reasarched time flucuations, but this never happened.
>>7339232
>splat
Ouch. There goes world domination.
>Splatter Counter: 6
>>7339232
is this your ball?
>throws the volleyball in Tohru's face.
>>7339232
>>7339246
Yes, of course I am not frightened by the presence of a female Glober. Now then, step forth and prove your worth to me or else I shall see to it you are eradicated like the rest of your measly species.
>>7339071
So far the first and best theory I have is when the counter reaches zero the portals will stop appearing seeming out of nowhere dropping people here and we'll all be able to go back to where we belong. The other theory is still the portals will end but we could all possibly be stuck here forever or until we find our own way out.
>>7339118
Silver guild of Wystern? Can't say I've ever heard of them, could you explain what exactly this guild does?
>>7339188
So you aspire to be a chef do you boy? People can always use a good meal, I can be just what brightens their day enough to stave off the creatures of grimm.
>>7339232
>Captured by the marines, experimented on, and tortured by the humans. The creature lets out a hiss at the ones that rescued it, completely hostile towards them.
>>7339252
U-umm...I-in what way? A-as friends?
>>7339232
BONG BONG
>>7339148
Codename Silver is back in action, baby! Look out below!
>>7339188
A mercenary!
>
You're supposed to call ahead if you're looking for work you twit! Do you want to get shot, because that's how you get shot!
>>7339209
A Chinese laundry, though a nice young black man named Popeye owns it now, but call it an African Laundry and you'll only get loincloths and lip discs to wash!
>>7339232
Oooo this is like when the OSS sent in agents to aid the ski troops in Finland!
>>7339217
Oh. Just a bug. Ehehehehe...
>>7339232
Let's play video games!
>>7339272
S-sorry, sorry, sorry!!
Night one. An aspiring magician relaxes, old people die, a /vp/oreon becomes a third wheel, some cool guys plus Lenny shred, a fucked up event I probably won't fix, traps and not the kind Asgore likes, And an epic showdown is delayed
>>7339232
Yo Filthy Frank be breaking you out of prison my man! No more ass rape for you my dude!
>>7339245
First, I want you to find out where Pink Guy and Salmander Man are for me.
>>7339267
Oh god...
>Filthy Frank reaches into his pants, and pulls out a shitty and bloody cactus.
Oh Holy fucking shit! How in the fuck!? OH GOD...
>>7339254
No arguments from me. How many people have you tested those potions on?
>>7339232
>And with a whoosh, he's thrown to his doom.
I don't even know what to say to that...
>>7339253
Well, so was I. This place must have a grudge against beautiful people.
>>7339253
Oops....
>>7339264
I think I got ran over....
>>7339274
We forge weapons for our city's protection...and a bit of profit, and keep them safe from harm!
>>7339312
Or we just have really bad luck.
>>7339232
I think I could record a few videos here if I so wanted to. Might even come here after hours and do just that.
Then again, I'd be in a city drastically different to home...
>>7339242
And I'm no different? You're only limiting yourself by saying that.
Of course, that could be your way of telling me to go away, but I'll have hopes that it isn't.
>>7339267
Oh my God, you did make me disappear! You weren't joking when you said you could do magic!
What else can you do, man?
>>7339304
GODDAMNIT, YOU. I WAS HAVING A GOOD MOMENT WITH THE CAPTCHA AND THEN YOU SHOWED UP.
>>7339209
>He tries smiling to play it cool, but isn't doing a very good job
Whaaat? What are you saying? Me? Do I look like someone who would do anything weird?
>>7339230
You have fun with that, I'll just go...find somewhere to sit.
>>7339253
Confused is just another way of saying you're crazy. Like, totally nuts.
You've completely lost it.
>>7339268
It's okay to be jealous, little guy. No one can wear such an extravagant fashion piece quite like I do.
>>7339277
Of course not, as a girl
>meanwhile Junko chooses weapon to kill them both
>>7339274
S-stuck here forever?! N-no, it'll be fine, I know it! I'm on the case, sir!
>>7339304
Phew, thanks for the help, man! Say, that's a pretty cool outfit you have there
>>7339304
Well, that was a huge fucking mistake.
Any other bright ideas?!
>>7339267
Ugh...fine...just don't do anything that makes me bleed or cry...
>>7339304
Oh no...how am I going to pay for Koshi's surgery now...
>>7339202
Cool! That must be a lot of work.
>>7339209
Do you think you could show me some of your paintings?
>>7339251
So you could say that meeting him was a good thing! Why did you get picked on?
>>7339274
My dad is the greatest chef in the village so I hope I can be as good as him one day! But this place isn't exactly a school mister. What are you doing here?
>>7339281
B-but I don't even know you! How am I supposed to know?
>>7339304
KADABRAAAA-
Oh , the leaveblower is still on.
>>7339308
Alright Frank, we can do this.
Draw a map on this sheet of paper, then erase it with an eraser
>>7339310
I don't keep track of that, but I can tell by...
>takes a look at her notes of success/failure rate
...A lot.
>>7339328
W-well, of course!
>>7339191
k den
>http://img.youtube.com/vi/VITiBgGjBaI/maxresdefault.jpg
http://img.youtube.com/vi/34BjxhA1pJ0/maxresdefault.jpg
>http://img.youtube.com/vi/1nEMkLYrKck/maxresdefault.jpg (may have to crop it)
http://img.youtube.com/vi/AUZ-6mJkMIM/maxresdefault.jpg
>http://img.youtube.com/vi/DQtPNYuwkeg/maxresdefault.jpg
http://img.youtube.com/vi/I3J9zCGWxY8/maxresdefault.jpg
>http://img.youtube.com/vi/1v4VEirynfQ/maxresdefault.jpg (crop it maybe)
http://img.youtube.com/vi/GMnI2H5MFxk/maxresdefault.jpg
>>7339296
>The High Prince grabs the female by the collar and brings her in close.
This is doing little to prove your worth. Would you prefer if I self-examined your body, female Glober?
>>7339304
Inside of a primitive craft in the presence of a lesser species... I cannot think of any less enjoyable way to pass the time. I should have eradicated several countries by now.
Day two. Frank and the Doc leave some chump behind, Mikan is actually successful at something for once, a gentleman beats a magician and little boy, Grimes relaxes with himself and Pegasus, Junko extends someones life for dispair, Lenny can't pilot, and some edgy guys go to the park.
>>7339202
Unfortunately, it most certainly was. I say unfortunately because that means we have to keep you here indefinitely.
>Malory pulls out her .44 magnum
Whether you're agreeable to that or not
>>7339340
You certainly knew how to barge into my office unannounced! Oh well, consider yourself hired anyways. We need all the extra hands we can get these days.
Have we ever had this angeloid? Was wondering if she was available.
>>7339324
Mind if I follow? This place tends to kill me off quick. Case in point, I'm back.
>>7339316
That's always a possibility.
>He sighs.
I guess we might just have to let the sword go.
>>7339355
>>7339310
>Oh fuck are we starting a circlejerk? I'll complete the trio if we ban Hoshit from this
>>7339308
God can't hear you here, Frank.
I think there's something else in there.
>Reaches up your bloody asshole
>Pulls out Kryss Kadabrah >>7339341
>
>>7339319
Magic, Mark. Magic.
>
>>7339336
Hey. Look in your ass.
>Your ass is full of Cheez-Its
>>7339373
I decline your offer, you worthless minority!
>>7339391
>Wrong gif
>>7339304
AH!
>>7339373
Haha! You guys are good at this!
>>7339368
Y-you're not gonna hurt me, r-right?!
>>7339373
...O-oh...Umm...y-yay!
>>7339373
Doctor Oobleck, what are you doing!
>>7339360
Maybe do you want me?
>Junko can't decide - melee weapon or shotgun
>>7339316
Aww... I hope I don't go that bad in there.
>>7339304
Behind her then...
>chants in latin and throws a soft kick to her head
Woah! That wasn't supposed to happen... Sorry miss.
>>7339341
A-alright...
>Filthy Frank draws a really shitty map with a pencil. With a penis doodle in the middle! Then, he erases it, giving it back to him.
>>7339373
SURVIVAL OF THE FILTHIEST MOTHERFUCKER!
>>7339403
It was oddly appropriate
>>7339373
That's cheating, see you in court.
>>7339393
HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE
MY CRANIUM IS ON FIRE
>>7339304
My, it appears my skills of traversing the speedways have not be lost. Must I say, you two have indeed fared impressively in this race as well.
>>7339373
It appears this streak of mine knows no bounds whatsoever. To celebrate this grand occasion, perchance a spot of delightful tea and delicacies are in order?
>>7339412
Among all Globers I have witnessed in this realm, your female globes are the largest of any I have seen. I wish to determine their worth by having a taste of their energy.
>>7339324
OH CAN IT, BARNACLE HEAD! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HAT, SUBMIT YOUR FREE WILL TO ME, DICTATOR SHELDON J. PLANKTON, AT ONCE! I'LL DESTROY YOU OTHERWISE!
>>7339403
>The triple threat is complete
>>7339393
>>7339425
NOT FUCKING COOL MAN! NOT FUCKING COOL! MY ASS IS DYING OVER HERE DUDE!
>>7339417
>pulls out a map of Australia from his sleeve
Is this the map you drew?
>>7339264
No, it's not. I try to tell that to everybody who comes around, but they always stay for some reason. I don't get it. If I had a decent path out of here, I'd be gone in a flash.
>>7339281
Uh, yeah, I'm sure there's other ways out of here. I'm a little too tired to be dealing with laundries and loincloths and Popeyes...
>>7339324
With that expression, yes. That's a sex offender smile if I've ever seen one.
>>7339340
I don't just carry my paintings around with me. They're all back home or in the trash. Sorry.
>>7339363
You're a lifesaver, you know that? Thank you so much for doing that for me, I'm so glad you took the time to do that.
Thank you.
>>7339393
Including Cheez-its? This is starting to turn into black magic, buddy. Are you like the next Dynamo or something?!
>>7339414
...H-huh?
>>7339431
....W-what?
>>7339441
Frank, I've heard of this.
Ass magic is very dangerous, we're lucky we survived
>>7339390
>that hair
Is this a JoJo reference?
>>7339340
I guess you could say I have different hobbies than most boys my age...
>>7339393
Wh........What............
Y-You...how dare you...! You have no idea who you're messing with!
>he runs to the bathroom to uncheez-its his ass
>>7339440
Kill/Marry/Fuck
post secret avas and rate
>>7339443
Damn you're good at this!
>>7339391
>>7339403
>Join with Akko if you want but I ain't ignoring anybody unless they go full memetard/OOC.
>>7339460
>Do you want me?
>Stupid Mukuro lul
Night two. /vp/ isn't welcome, Lenny psyches some fag out, The doc and prince listen to some good shit, Mikan can't pilot anything to save her life, Grimes tries to get laid, Egg Carrier's fucked, Some little kid bites it, Junko gets some despair, Pegasus becomes so annoying that he pisses off two memes, and a magician make contact with an ET
>>7339425
>>7339441
>>7339459
>>7339463
>
>Disappears up the next poster's ass
>>7339469
>
>>7339474
Anyways...
>burns the map
That isn't the map we need
Take off your shirt and look at your back through a mirror Frank, it's complete
>>7339469
>>7339477
>kek
>>7339478
E-eek! I-i'm sorry!
>>7339447
I can fly out of here with my broom... Will that work?
>>7339460
So, do you want me? As a girl? Right now?
>touching her gentle skin
>>7339324
W-well...can you blame me? I show up here with no memory how, we're miles away from the coast, and almost nobody even knows what my job is....
>>7339340
Weell...yeeaah. But it's totally worth it!
>>7339382
...What's that thing?
>>7339390
We might just...oh well. Anything I make is way better, anyhow!
>>7339415
Hehe, don't worry about it. I bet you're way luckier than I am!
>>7339498
god i hate this gif
>>7339469
>>7339459
I know you'd do the same for me.
>>7339460
Your female globes! Was my statement not clear, Glober? Within them lies a powerful energy, much stronger than that of your male counterparts. I desire to harness this energy and use it to bring ruin to your insignificant species!
>The Prince releases his grasp on the girl's outfit and turns away.
But if you are unwilling, then I will simply find another. Another Glober to become my Queen!
>>7339478
Again with the relaxing at the side of another Glober. When will this torment end?
>>7339510
U-umm...W-what are you implying?
>>7339478
BING BING
>crazy frog
>>7339516
Would have a child with
>>7339390
Sure, why not.
How'd you get taken out?
>>7339437
Tsk tsk. I'd never join anyone who insults my appearance.
So you can back off, or "destroy" me right here and now.
>>7339447
Sex offender? Come one now, cut me some slack. Worst I'd do is steal someone's lunch.
>>7339512
No one needs to, just do your job and stop complaining.
>Gyro Zeppeli
>>7339462
Jojo? What are you talking about?
>He thinks to himself
*Is that why my fans nicknamed me Polnareff?*
>Fun Fact: It's actually a Jojo reference. The KOF devs refer to (or maybe used to) Benny as Polnareff during development.
>>7339512
I'm sure of it. Some dollar store butterknife is way out of its league compared to the Craftlord of Iron. At least I'd hope so.
>>7339469
Hm?
>>7339534
I...uh...
>His face turns beet red.
I got blown off a cliff by some abnormally strong winds. First day even.
>Benimaru
>>7339478
Must you insist that this Ferris Wheel is under no harm, Mr. Lenny? Yet should the door remain closed, I do not see how this can b--
>*Insert whistling falling noise here*
>The Extraordinary Gentleman, Jack Gallagher
>>7339543
I-I'm 15, so this is definitely illegal
>scared Ruby pic I don't have