Tournaments of Hunger Thread
Good evening! To whom it might concern, due to an increasing series of circumstances on the previous passage of linked messages, as a gentleman, I shall allow you all to proclaim your intentions in this one.
Thank you for your time and the matter needed.
>>7337481
Your service will be remembered.
>>7337494
Thanks to the Djinn of Qaldin, fish.
>>7337481
>not marked HG
>not marked Hunger games
>>7337512
Yes, but my ship has crash landed here. I was hoping to find a mechanic somewhere nearby.
>>7337515
Do you fear me? Is it my strange outfit? I can tell you that these are the official uniforms of Star Command. Every Space Ranger is required to wear one.
>>7337516
Not very well, Fred. My ship has crash landed here a while ago and I've still yet to find a proper mechanic to repair it so I may return to space.
>>7337494
Hm... So you have no involvement in inventing dangerous weapons at all?
>>7337499
Is that all...? Then, maybe...
>Alisha reaches out to the girl's face with and gives one of her cheeks a gentle pinch
I hate to leave you all again so soon, but I've gotta take a break. Ciao.
>The flat girl turns 90 degrees and disappears.
>>7337432
Yeah, yeah, don't get tied in knots about it. Try and keep an eye on that cyclops, would you? She seems kinda...self-destructy, for lack of a better word.
>>7337496
HOW DARE YOU DISMISS MY STATUS! BOW TO ME! I'VE BEEN PROVEN AS THE STRONGEST!
>>7337420
Why not? If anything we'd destroy the weakest first! Survival of the fittest and all that.
>>7337527
What the scallop...whatever, as long as you're actually, slightly not useless.
>>7337541
The more I come here, the stranger sights I see...
>>7337459(iris)
I don' think we're talking about the same kind of ghost,. let me explain you. the first kind of ghosts/spirits are the ones that want to do something before going to the wheel of reincarnation. and the second kind are the ones that are unpure, only shinigamis can purify them and then make them go to the wheel of reincarnation. do you understand?
>>7337495
All ghosts have a reason
>>7337499(CraftKNIGHT)
Yeah, a craft"KNIGHT". only shinigamis can defeat ghosts!
>>7337495
Wait, there aren't any tables?
>he looks around, before frowning.
That would've been a giveaway that this wasn't a party, oh well.
>>7337499
>>7337500
If you consult with the guy wearing glasses, I'm sure he'd be willing to share, if not I have some spare candy in my coat... somewhere.
>he starts patting himself down all over, searching for more candy for himself, completely forgetting that he was offering some to others.
>>7337527
Now that's my kind of way to eat cake, even though there probably won't be any more for anyone else...
>>7337536
>Changes the language to spanish
>>7337536
N-no, I don't fear you...I-it's just that...well...i'm a bit...umm...t-timid...
>>7337555
O-okay then...I-I'll do my best...
>>7337499
Unfortunately, I don't have it on me. It just happened to be at hand, so I used it in the heat of the moment and discarded it. I've always been a hand-to-hand fighter, anyways.
>>7337541
See you you flat-chested bitch!
>>7337555
Nice repeating digits my man, very gucci my nigga!
Oh, and I guess I should mention that I have an army at my disposal as well.
I saw Pink Guy here a while ago... Salamander Man and Safari Man might be back home...
>>7337536
a mechanic?
I don't know any mechanics, but I remember hearing some people that hang out around here are prominent mechanics or inventors.
>>7337555
Well she's not really weak, and I don't know if your fit, you don't have muscles, neither do I, I don't think anyone here is fit.
>>7337481
Thanks for making a new thread...I guess...
>>7337541
Uh...goodbye.
>>7337566
I have a feeling you've been misdirected here by accident...
Do you have any more sweet food?
>>7337566
You know.. This ain't as fun if you react so calmly to this...
Junko...Methinks she is...already in such despair, that I cant bring her back to normal state of mind
>Strong slap in the Mukuro's face
Just a nothingness. Now I will show you, how to do this.
>Junko takes control under two sticks, and starting to "exploring" Tsumiki's brain
As I remember, I can bring her back by pushing right...HERE!
>Junko pressing hard both of sticks in one place, that have to bring "past" Tsumiki
>>7337526
Looks like someone doesn't know Gentleman. Allow me to translate.
>Gentleman : Tournaments of Hunger Thread
>English : Hunger Games Thread
>>7337566
>Alisha's stomach nearly turns at the sight of the cake being demolished in such a way
N-No, that's quite alright... I've suddenly become less hungry now... But I will take some candy if you have any.
>>7337536
>>7337496
But...you're just tiny!
>>7337541
Weeeird....
>>7337537
Owowwowowoow! Hey! Cut it out!
>>7337565
I'm not just a Craftknight, I'm a Craftlord!
...What's a shinigami?
>>7337566
I'll take anything, really!
>>7337450
Just one other Craftlord sunk a whole fleet by herself, you wouldn't even get in the ports!
>>7337582
Darn. There was something weird about that sword, I thought. So...you're a knuckle kind of person?
>>7337599
>Mikan's laughing starts to stop
Hahahaha....heheheeh...hehe....
>>7337526
>It is HG, I'm just in character at the moment. Thanks for letting me know of that, though.
>>7337601
See? This Anonymous is surely acquainted with my speech here.
>>7337601
I think they meant for one someone tries to search for it, you know, when they write down HG or Hunger Games.
>avatarfagging roleplay, the general
>>7337613
So, Tsumiki-chan, look at the TV upon you.
How does it feel now?
>>7337606
No matter what titles you have, you can't defeat ghosts. and i'm not going to explain it, is too much information
>>7337606
My apologies for my rudeness.
>Alisha lets go of the girl's face
If going to sleep was your last memory, then I thought doing that would wake you up. It appears that I was wrong.
>>7337618
Get the FUCK outta here Fake Frank!
Kill yourself!
>>7337572
I'm sure you will! There's no such thing as failure under THE MAGNIFICENT RULE OF PLANKTON! HAHAHAHAHA!
>>7337583
Repeating digits? Pink guy?
>He pulls out a small notepad and notes that Frank may be insane.
Whatever, if you have an army, that's all the better for me-I mean, for US!
>>7337588
If I'm supposedly not fit, then how come I won the match that decides the ruler of this place? Hmm?
>>7337589
Yeah, I'm trying to find some...
>he pulls out a candy bar from his sleeve, before starting to eat it.
I thought this was where a party was happening, but I guess I got lost.
>>7337593
Hm? Am I supposed to act differently? All I see is someone as much as a fan of sweets as me.
>>7337606
Oh, right! Uh...
>he breaks the chocolate bar in half and gives it to her and >>7337589
I hope this is good enough, I might've eaten most of my stash on the way here, guess that explains the fact I still had the cake.
>>7337606
And I have turned kingdoms to sand. I will face this craftlord myself and make his corpse burst before his people's very eyes.
>>7337618
I see no host.
>>7337621
Hmm?
>Mikan looks at the screen, a clear look of terror is on her face.
....W-what is this?!
>>7337555
Forgive me. I just find it doubtful that a creature such as yourself is the ruler of this world. Bring me your proof and I shall humbly apologize and accept any punishment his majesty finds suitable.
>>7337567
>The back panel is permanently sealed shut
What are you doing back there?
>OOC: I don't fucking speak spanish. If I did i'd do it.
>>7337572
Well stand tall soldier! A giant like yourself has no reason to be timid! Go out and show the other giants what you're made of!
>>7337586
Please point me in their direction. I have to return to space so I can get to sector 12.
>>7337606
Yes. Your planet is strange. This is my first time discovering a planet full of giants. I've already tried to contact star command, but have failed every time. Perhaps there is something about this planet that blocks my communication with the outside worlds.
>>7337618
>>7337625
Franku, what happened to Salamander man?
>>7337626
I-I hope so...U-umm...M-may I ask...d-do we have an objective...?
>>7337626
I don't think that's... Oh who cares, you did win one, so I guess you are fit! Fitty fit fit!
>>7337606
Something weird? Maybe it conducted a bit of electricity while I was holding it. That cut was surprisingly smooth after all. There's no swords allowed at the KOF tournament, so I have to make do with what I have.
>>7337638
Its a damn shame because Spanish buzz is just gold.
>>7337638
W-well, umm...I-it's not like I want to hurt a-anyone...!!
>>7337624
No hard feelings! Aww, this is bad. This is really, really bad....
>>7337631
Oh! Thank you sooo much!
>>7337632
You're looking at one of them! I'm the Craftlord of Iron, you know!
>>7337638
I'm NOT giant! I'm just a human.
>>7337653
Hmm, maybe that's what it was, weird...it also seemed kinda...generic.
>>7337626
Yeah, sure, whatever you say man...
>>7337631
Just fucking neck yourself, alright?
>>7337641
He SHOULD be at home. I saw Pink Guy a while ago, so I wouldn't be fucking surprised if he wandered off as well.
>>7337631
This place is anything but a party.
Oh...!
>he coyly accepts the chocolate bar
Thanks...I'm Tohru, by the way.
>>7337638
I don't think any of them are around right now...
I'd recommend asking around if anyone else knows one that can help.
>>7337668
Don't lose hope. I managed to rescue a dear friend of mine after he was stranded for months here. I'm sure that there's a way for you to find your way home as well.
>>7337638
>He holds up the wincard.
HERE! Indisputable proof that I, PLANKTON, am stronger than all these fools, and therefore their leader!
>>7337650
>He stops the maniacle laughing for a second.
An...objective? Huh. I never really thought I'd get this far. Usually I just assumed I'd get my armada of evil and work out the kinks from there. Maybe...uh...we could steal the Krabby Patty secret formula?
>>7337652
You don't think that's what? Come on, out with it! Don't leave your emperor in the dark here!
>>7337672
About this army of yours...can you summon them here? I'll have to inspect them. Only the BEST can have the honor of destroying my enemies!
....I guess I got free cake now. Well, I wonder if he would like some.
>Ray walks back to were Zack was sound asleep, poking him in the cheeks.
>"Ugh... the heck do you want midget? I am trying to sleep."
I got free cake. Do you want to ea-
>Zack immediately takes the box of cake, eating it with his bandaged hands.
....Whoa. Man, you must've been hungry.
>"Man, this is some good shit right here! Wait a minute... where did you get it?"
From a guy. Really obsessed with sweets.
>"Oh, sounds like a creep."
>>7337694
Oh nothing, just that many people won those games before, I didn't personally win one of those, but I try.
>>7337634
Oh, you mean this?
>pausing video
>Meanwhile Mukuro by force sits Tsumiki on the chair, and tied her to it
Well, let's look closer
>zooming
High school students kill one another. Yeah, that's it!
Would you like to see more?
Oh, why am I asking, of course you want.
>unpausing video
>>7337668
Generic...? I don't quite follow, though maybe you could explain it better. Being the craftlord and all that.
>>7337708
cancer
>>7337602
Well, I just gave my last candy bar away. Sorry!
>>7337672
I really don't see what my neck has to do with this, but you've got it, cake-friend!
>>7337675
>>7337668
Well, even if it's not a party, I'm glad I stumbled onto this place! Hope you both enjoy the candy, I might head out soon.
>the wizard held out both of his hands to shake both of the two's hands at the same time.
You can just both call me Lemres!
>>7337694
O-oh...I-I see...T-that can't be hard...r-right?
>>7337718
>Mikan is forced to watch the video, clearly in shock and horror.
So hey, you chinese boy, what did you decide?
>>7337672
>>7337708
>Noticing the new arrivals, Alisha takes a moment to greet them.
Hello to the both of you!
>>7337731
O-Oh. It's fine, don't worry about it.
>>7337694
Well, I can't really summon them. They need my coordinates and some chromosomes to find me. Pink Guy knows I'm here though, so I'm assuming the rest might pop up at some point. I hope not though, they're REALLY fucking annoying.
>>7337731
>Frank sighs long and loud.
Just, just fuck off okay?
>>7337735
I think I'm gonna go with a no on that one, you creepy as shit looking bear.
I probably got more potent shit back home anyways.
>>7337659
You don't have to hurt anyone. You're a giant! They'll already fear and respect you!
>>7337668
Human? A fitting name to this race of giants. Does your species have the technology advanced enough to repair my ship yet?
>>7337676
Thank you for your cooperation, fred. If I am able to make it back into space I'll be sure to stop and thank you before my departure.
>>7337694
This seems to be some sort of documentation declaring your victory in a robotic tournament of some sorts.
>>7337734
So we can leave you here, to watch this...or...
You want to become my slave again, Tsukimi-chan?
>>7337725
Uh... Me and him don't ha-
>"Don't acknowledge the asshole, he just upset over something retarded."
>
>>7337757
Oh, killing your own friends is unbearable?
Do you understand the joke? Hehehehe
>>7337708
>Lemres is unaware that these two are talking about him.
>>7337752
Again, sorry about that!
If I come back I'll try and remember to bring more!
>>7337757
You've got it!
>he immediately turns around and starts walking away, with that dumb smile of his still on his face.
>>7337772
Hm...? Hello?
>>7337690
You think? Wait, months!? Ohhh, Mother really IS going to kill me!
>>7337724
There wasn't really and specific "style" to it, you know? Even a novice Craftknight has certain patterns or aesthetics they put in to their weapons, that's unique to just them. But that one...didn't?
>>7337731
Whoawhoawhoa!
>After she recovers, her grip is very firm and strong.
It's nice meeting you, Lembres! I'm Pratty, the Craftlord of Iron! I-I won't keep you though.
>>7337758
Ship!? What ship?
>>7337772
Oh. Hey, over there!
>Pratty grins and offers a wave.
>>7337758
good luck finding a mechanic.
Hello HG. Hand over the delegates and no one gets hurt.
Is there a list of all the secret evas somewhere?
>>7337758
P-please, please, I'll do anything if you stop making me watch this!
>>7337758
W-well, i'm not really a giant...I-i'm just a human...
>>7337731
You might leave soon? Bummer...and we just met.
>he shakes his hand in a broody manner
DOES SOMEONE NEED A DOCTOR?
>>7337802
(needs to be updated)
AdmiralBulldog (professional gamer)
Akane Hino (Idolmaster)
Annie (League of Legends)
CIA Man (Jason Bourne)
Claptrap (Borderlands)
Coraline Jones (Coraline)
DarkSydePhil (streamer)
Deadmau5 (musician)
Dory (Finding Nemo)
Dustfinger (Inkheart)
Filthy Frank (YouTuber)
Gladion (Pokemon)
Gyro Zeppeli (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)
Hanbei (Pokemon Conquest)
Imposter (Dangan Ronpa)
Jack Baker (Resident Evil)
Jack Gallagher (wrestler)
Kokichi Oma (Dangan Ronpa)
Kuzuki Taizou (The Voynich Hotel)
Lito Rodriguez (Sense8)
Leon Kuwata (Dangan Ronpa)
Malory Archer (Archer)
Marjane Satrapi (Persepolis)
Markiplier (YouTuber)
Maximillion Pegasus (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Momo Yaoyorozu (My Hero Academia)
Mr. Satan (Dragon Ball Z)
Nick Valentine (Fallout)
Nozomu Itoshiki (Sayonara Zetsubou)
PewDiePie (YouTuber)
Raoh (Fist of the North Star)
Reaver (Fable)
Rokumon (Ryokai no Rinnie)
Ryoma (Dangan Ronpa)
Sachirov (Military!)
Sailor Saturn (Sailor Moon)
Sand King (Dota 2)
Satanichia Kurumizawa McDowell (Gabriel DropOut)
Tohru Kunikuda (Liar Liar)
Uncle Ruckus (Boondocks)
Vader Eloha (OFF)
Working Joe (Alien: Isolation)
XBone-tan (Console-tan)
Yoshimitsu (Tekken)
Young Black Jack (Young Black Jack)
>>7337781
Do us all a favor and end your pathetic existence, okay?
>>7337786
Oh thank Chin Chin almighty...
>>7337772
What do you want?
>>7337799
I don't got no fucking delegates. Consider suicide my boy.
>>7337752
>"Sup."
Hi.
>>7337786
>Ray points at the man.
That's the guy right there.
>"Huh... he does look like a creep. But eh, this cake taste good as hell."
What would you choose?
>>7337772
>Marjane looks up from her seat at the new arrival.
Are you lost, by chance? I don't know anyone that would willingly come here.
>>7337799
Representatives? I think you have clearly been mistaken, good sir. Whom or what do you seek in particular here?
>>7337802
Allow me to present you with the source of information, Mr. Anonymous.
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7321909/#q7322784
>>7337799
Umm...What's a delegate...?
>>7337795
I'd think that after that much time passes, she'd be more happy to see you than angry. But we should still try to get you home as soon as possible.
>>7337835
If I may ask, how did the both of you find yourselves here?
>>7337714
Many...people? So this isn't some kind of ritual where the strongest rules until his untimely demise?
>gulp
>>7337734
I've been trying for years, but no luck. Krabs has it under lock and key, armored guard. It's nearly impossible!
>>7337757
Who cares? Muscle is muscle, that's all we need for world domination, right? Let's get to finding them.
>>7337758
Exactly! This proves that I, THE Sheldon J. Plankton, am supeior, physically and mentally, to all participants.
>>7337842
Feed Cancer
>>7337824
Can you cure...hearbreak...?
>>7337842
Neither. Let people die if they have to...
>>7337795
Even if I do find where I was headed at this point, I'm probably not going to go, after all I just gave away my last candy bar and it's rude to go empty handed.
>>7337805
I might be back, now that I know where this place is. Besides, I heard something about arenas so it might be a good chance to test out some magic!
>>7337835
>Lemres stopped walking after seeing them both pointing.
Hm, do either of you need anything?
Ah, are you enjoying the cake, it might've gotten a bit messy, but messy cake is good cake.
>>7337789
>The small girl clad in a red cloak simply sat down, a faint smile visible on her face
Hello.
>>7337795
>She simply raises one hand, barely waving it at you before returning it to her lap
>>7337834
Nothing too important, I've just been following you all around.
You people are interesting, you know that?
>>7337826
(I started a little late, just add me to the list whenever)
>Red (Undertale)
>>7337854
...O-oh...S-so you're gathering an army to help you?....I-I see...
>>7337804
A good choice, my dear!
>turning on special brainwashing video+same metal sticks that pressing on the brain 'causing excitation
>>7337826
Just look at all that fucking cancer.
That's just disgraceful...
I'm insulted....
>>7337842
Cancer needs to go. Starving people just need to get some fucking jobs.
>>7337854
Alright...But I gotta warn you, if you're feeling suicidal, they aren't gonna help you. Unless you really wanna die, then I guess they will give you even less of a reason to live.
>>7337834
>>7337848
The delegates, I know you have them. Stop acting coy and give them to me now, or else there'll be dire consequences.
>>7337849
That's not of your concern, little lady. Now step aside.
>>7337826
>tfw my ava isnt even there
>>7337826
>Might as well add my one, Robotboy (Robotboy)
>>7337795
Hm...that is kind of strange...it's almost like they'd be mass produced by something. Even then though, they'd have some defining trait, copyright and all that...
>>7337826
If you're going to update that list, don't forget me.
>>7337802
http://pastebin.com/yJE3br71
http://pastebin.com/yJE3br71
http://pastebin.com/yJE3br71
This is the current list. At the end of the weekend, I'm going to go over it and confirm them all one after another.
If you're not on this list, please tell me.
>>7337869
You mean heartbreak? Or you mean deafness?
>>7337826
Plankton, Benimaru, Buzz Lightyear, Fred the Fish
>>7337880
>Mikan starts laughing again.
Hehehehe~!
>>7337772
>waves
>>7337854
Nope! it's an arena, where we fight! again and again!
>leans closer
and again!
>even closer
and again!
>leans to the point where it's eye-to-eye contact
and again!
>>7337852
>"Elevator."
What he said. Uh, that is pretty much it.
>>7337871
>"Eh, food is food. I couldn't give a shit if it tasted weird. Long as I am fit to eat, I couldn't careless."
Well, we don't really need anything. So, uh... you can go if you want.
>>7337826
I totally ad-hoc picked up Roby Rose from RWBY, if you're looking for updates to the list
>>7337874
You've been stalking me? What the fuck dude?
I don't know if I should feel disgusted or aroused by that fact.
>>7337886
I'm telling you, I ain't got no delegates you crazy bastard! Fuck off and die!
>>7337871
Oh, right...the arena...it sure is a dangerous place. So I hope you're confident in your...abilities to survive.
>>7337903
Heartbreak. Slip of the tongue.
>>7337899
O-oh, d-don't forget me~!
>>7337886
W-whatever you say...
>>7337874
Are you lost, little one? I can help you find your way back home if you are.
>>7337899
>Not a secret, mayne. It's me, Shadow.
>>7337915
So you got here by simply ascending? No magic involved, whatsoever?
>>7337852
Maybe. Uuuh...do you know where the nearest port is?
>>7337871
Oh. Uuhm..sorry. You can have the half you gave me back if you want.
>>7337874
...Not talkative?
>>7337891
And those cheap things are just worthless, too, you know! I just don't get it...I guess I'd have to see another one of them to know for sure.
>>7337920
You're certainly one of the more interesting ones of the bunch.
...N-Not like that.
>>7337914
Greetings.
>>7337930
I'd like to think I can take care of myself. I'm not THAT bad with a sword.
>>7337936
...Not very.
>>7337909
>petting Mikan's head
Good girl.
Now, do you want to say something? Like "Oh, I am sorry lady Junko for tho' about betrayal"?
>>7337842
cancer, hunger is caused by a spooked society and can be solved more easiliy than a disease
>>7337930
>"Uh... that is literally it lady."
Like he said. Nothing strange at all.
>>7337886
I'm afraid I have informed you a few minutes ago that I harbor no representatives or spokespersons in this area at all, sir. I insist that you speak to the ol' chap with a star for a head if you persist on declaring your intentions.
>>7337899
>just under 100
>only 10% of them are Dangos
You know, this isn't as bad as I thought
>>7337923
I am not so good psychologist, 'cause my specialty is surgery, but I still can try.
>>7337939
I-I am so sorry, Lady Junko f-for ever thinking about betraying you...~!
>>7337938
Oh thank Chin Chin... Or, oh... damn.... Depending on the circumstances.
>>7337915
Are you very much sure?
If so I'll just leave, but I don't want to leave a question unanswered, so if you've got one, ask away!
>>7337923
Hm, survive? Is this a gladiatorial thing? Hm... well that really puts the whole doom-and-gloom feeling into perspective.
>>7337936
No, it's fine, keep it! Think of it as a gift and I am the gift-bearer!
>>7337899
>Benimaru Nikaido (The King Of Fighters)
>>7337936
Handmade tends to be better than store bought anyways. I always try to cook at home rather than eat out for that reason. Maybe we could ger a hold of another one for inspection?
>>7337920
WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS SON OF A BITCH. I'VE KILLED MANY IN MY TIME, AND I AIN'T GOT A PROBLEM WITH KILLING ONE MORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gnD5jKyEyM tons of pizzas and other shit incoming to shia labouf and jaden smiths shitty protest
>>7337972
BRING BITCH! I GOT MORE CHROMOSOMES THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE!
>>7337967
>They both look at each other, nodding simultaneously.
We don't have any questions.
The Nuclear codes father. Hand them over.
>>7337938
Oh, sorry about that.
...You just sound kinda not in a good mood.
>>7337967
Oh! Well, thanks anyways! It's been a while since I had chocolate....
>>7337969
It always is! Hmm. You'd have to hold it though.
>>7337966
Well, at least we didn't meet when all of my kind were still trapped in the underground, then I'd have to take your soul!
Now that would suck... for you mostly.
>>7337963
Well then, you will be tie to the chair one day. Without food, water and sleep. Just one day, and I forgive you.
Or, you can think something, for what I will untie you. All in your hands, pervert pig.
>>7337936
There... Aren't any ports near here. Just wood as far as the eye can see. And the odd boar or two.
>>7337938
A sword is fine for self-defense, but you'd have to be close to your enemy to do any damage, which would leave you open to retaliation. With a lance such as mine, you can assault your foes from any distance you'd like.
>>7337952
Interesting... So you both must have been born in this world unlike everyone else.
>>7337962
Surgery? Interesting...
Say, I know someone who would like to...have his legs removed...when I bring him to you he might be unconscious, but don't worry...he totally agreed to it...
>he starts breathing heavily and his face turns bright red
He's a very close friend of mine...how much would a leg amputation surgery cost?
>>7337967
Something like that, yes...
>>7338012
A-anything for Lady Junko...~!
>>7337877
That crab has gone on LONG ENOUGH! He's been running me out of business for more than eleventy seven years! I've been living through four score and fourty four years of FAILURE, and I've had it!
>>7337914
>Oh no. I have made a terrible mistake. >Hold it, Shelly, stay calm. If you can win the NEXT round, they'll HAVE to believe you! Yeah, that's the ticket.
Who cares? What good is having more than one fight if I'll win every time? Start up another, I'll prove it!
>>7337885
Oh please, feeling sorry for myself is routine at this point. A few more barnacle-heads isn't going to change my attitude.
>>7338009
Oh, I guess I should mention that I'm not a human... This is just the form I take so you retarded faggots can better comprehend me.
>>7337938
Nice hood! where'd you get it from!?
>>7338032
Huh, I've never seen someone do that, but if you can that might be awesome!
>>7338021
...Do you know how far the coast is from here?
>>7338000
You know not of what disaster you bring upon yourself mortal...
>>7337995
Not so fast, Barron.
>>7338032
Well that's just peachy! But I still can't summon them. So we're just gonna have to wait until one of them pops up.
>>7338006
Huh? I'm fine, I guess?
>>7338021
Well I've also got two sentinels... not usually mine to command though, so I save them until I really would need them....
>>7338023
>>7337845
I know where I am, thank you.
>>7338036
Oh? So what are you then? Some kind of monster?
>>7338045
It's been mine for a long time... I guess if I rode a horse you could call me red riding hood?
>>7337999
Very well, I'll be off, you two!
>>7338006
Oh, well I hope that the chocolate famine in your life is filled from this day forward!
And I will help to fill it, once I return!
>>7338028
Hm, well that sounds remarkably less fun.
>he frowns at the thought, before immediately perking up.
Well, hopefully the deaths these people face are fun ones, if you're going to fight to the death might as well have fun with it.
...Except it doesn't sound like that happens around here.
Hm... well, either way, I wish you the best of luck next time this 'arena' happens!
>>7338006
Hm. How do you suppose we get one? I don't think that arena will be around twice in a row...maybe we'll get lucky. We'd just need to search the next venue.
>>7338032
E-eleventy seven years?! T-that's a pretty long time...
>>7338036
S-so...you're not human? I-if you're not human then..may I ask...w-what are you?
>>7338062
Ted... you have been a useful pawn in my master plan, but your use has come to an end. It's time for my cyber reign to begin
>>7338021
>"I mean duh, who wasn't born in this world."
Uh, Zack... I think she alr-
>"I know Ray, I know. Anywho, lady. We gotta do some looking around here, ain't really familiar with the area and all."
>Zack twirl his scythe around with ease, resting it on his shoulders, as he walks away.
Bye, lady. Wait up bro.
>And as such, she follows the bandaged man.
>>7338072
Winning is worth all the hassle, I think...I've never actually won one of these games.
You too. See you soon...
>>7338062
Who the fuck is Barron? What?
>>7338068
Maybe I am... Maybe... Maybe I'm a god!
>>7338077
I am what you would call... A Meme Machine!
>>7338045
Definitely. It would CERTAINLY CEMENT MY POSITION AS PERMANENT DICTATOR, RIGHT?!
>>7338066
Ugh. Fine. Is there a way to lure them in or something? Will sparkly objects in the sun do the trick?
>>7338077
And you're telling me. To think I used to be friends with that cheapskate...once that recipe is mine, I'm going to run his business to the ground!
>>7338048
I'm afraid there's no coast to speak of...
>>7338068
Sentinels...? How did you come across them?
>>7338092
Hm...
>Alisha walks away, opposite of the duo, questions about what exactly this world is running through her mind.
>>7338072
Goodbye, then!
>>7338073
Hmm...I guess just waiting really is our only choice?
>>7338068
Oh! You're sure?
>>7338119
....
What?
>>7338068
Really? You want to visit this hole with nothing to do but fight people for practically no reward? I couldn't think of one reason to be here on your own volition.
Post what you're listening to and rate.
>>7338110
You wouldn't happen to have a flute on you, would you?
>>7338028
Well, it's not so expencive like heart transplantation.
But, does he really agree? I must sure about it.
>that heavily breathing really suspicious
>>7338106
M-meme machine?...T-that sounds interesting...
>>7338110
A-ah...S-so he has a business and is a cheapskate...S-sounds reasonable to bring him down...
>>7338130
https://youtu.be/zV0I8nseiT8
This is my jam
>>7338087
I don't think you realize the full scope of my power, Barron. Across a vast series of timelines, I have collected enough delegates to sustain me for the next 10,000 years.
Not to mention all of my various clones I have scattered through cyberspace, who are ready to eliminate each and every threat that dare cross their line of sight.
>>7338130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts9wqyRvDT8
>>7338147
>image
>>7338029
How bad that you are ugly little pig, not a smart and beautiful boy...Eh...
>>7338125
I guess so, unfortunately. Not the most exciting plan, but it's our only real option.
>His hair falls out of the pillar and into his eyes without warning. He sighs.
Always when I least expect it...
>He rubs his hands together, and sticks it back up to how it was.
>>7338130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzyi_bFzUWU
twitch cypherz2
>>7338125
If it's a large body of water you're looking for, you won't find it. I've scouted all around and, as I've said, found nothing but wood.
>>7338147
...I'm sorry to hear that. Let's take you home now. Do you know which way it is?
>>7338130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM83mzovQT8
>>7338130
https://youtu.be/8a0Ft7leB_I
>>7338147
You must be out of your mind. Take my advice and move along. It would be the best option for anyone looking to maintain some semblance of sanity.
>>7338068
Hahahaha! Nice one!
>>7338110
I guess, never saw what happens when someone wins that much
>>7338186
Don't you fucking dare.
>>7338200
>>7338130
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8We0FVflGaU
>hoping it won't give away anything
>>7338149
Y-Yes...he does...nothing would make him happier...than to be completely dependent on me...
>>7338130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyspcHlBWco
>>7338147
You're...really sure, huh? Alright! Sorry for acting so weird.
>>7338164
Whoa! What was that about?
>>7338185
You're. You're uh, you're kidding, right?
>She suddenly seems a bit nervous and more than a little confused..
>>7338205
What did I just say?
>>7338147
And nobody expects the wiser...
>>7338150
Only the memeiest machine there is baby!
>>7338209
only gives away the fact that ur based
>>7338155
Is that what you think Ted? Do you really think thos delegates are yours? Think again Ted. My very essence is integrated into the very fabric of this reality. My father was just the puppet.
>>7338161
Heeheehee...~ I-i'm sorry about that, M-miss Junko...~
>>7338214
Not in the slightest... Is something the matter?
>>7338176
>Who's your favorite secret ava?
papa franku
>Who's your least favorite secret ava?
tsumiki
>>7338216
A RING DING BCK BAA ARAMBAM BOM BAM BAM
>>7338140
I have a whistle, if that works.
>He produces a whistle that looks too large for the microbe to use.
Will that work? I also might have a harmonica.
>>7338150
He's rough businessman and a rough protector of his secrets. And once I control the fast food business, the next step is the WORLD!
>>7338195
EXCELLENT! THEN I'LL JUST BREEZE THROUGH, AND TAKE WHAT'S MINE! AHAHAHA!
>>7338217
>Mikan giggles a bit.
I-I can see that...
>>7338130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhgsFCy2uvY
This thread will do, I want this thread.
Time to fry some craniums
>>7338246
A-ah...I-I see...
>>7338214
Oh, that? It's nothing. I just keep up my hair with static electricity, it's a lot easier than the mountains of hair gel I used to use. It's also better looking, if I do say so myself~.
>>7338209
In this case...
5 million dollars.
I don't think you want to be undisgised in lying. So, if there is any possibility that you lie, you have to pay me. But...I still don't agree yet.
>>7338231
...I've never been even a minute's walk from water before.
>>7338261
Not "Trying".... Oh! I'm Pratty, the Craftlord of Iron!
>She offers a hand.
RING A DING DING BOOOMM BAM
RARRRRRRRAAAAARRRAAAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7338237
NO
>stomps the frog
>>7338218
>I-I've never been called based before...thank you anon...
>>7338260
Are you about to go on a killing spree?
If so, can I be of assistance?
>>7338272
Five million dollars?!
I don't have that much money...ugh...guess I'll have to do it myself...
>>7338282
BING BING
>>7338228
Just say something fucking interesting or we will beat you, fucking slut!
>touching hardly her tits
>>7338260
...Is that a threat?
>>7338261
You... Aren't?
>>7338273
Oh... Does water make you feel comfortable?
>>7338276
NO
>>7338286
>stomps more
Fucking die! You set comedy music back 50 years you piece of shit!
>>7338285
>>7338289
Do you want to see some MAAAAGIIIIIIC?
>>7338246
Why, if you can't even control the fast food business, I doubt that you can control the world.
>>7338261
You're sure? You haven't reached the point of no return just yet. There's still time for you to up and leave.
>>7338224
Yes, Barron. Since your father no longer has any need of them, I took it upon myself to seize every delegate I could find. And now that they are in my possession, I do not plan of releasing them.
>>7338290
DINGINGA DANG DONG
>>7338295
>
>>7338271
You...generate electricity!?
>>7338289
Of course! I...I suddenly feel even worse out of place.
>>7338273
Ah, alright.. I hat trying to force myself to "hate" people...
>She rather tentatively shakes your hand, only using her fingers
>>7338289
No, I'm not? Why would you think that?
>She says, staring up at you with a somewhat aggravated face
>>7338299
Oh I know this place, it really isn't that bad.
>>7338296
Oh...sure...?
>>7338287
F-Forgive me, my beautiful, perfect, pure, amazing, spectacular Queen Junko! I-I am amazed by your beauty and power!!
>>7338310
>hat
hate
(I'm messing up a lot today, although at least I'm catching 90% of my mistakes)
>>7338296
...What kind of magic?
>>7338309
Hm... Then perhaps this can offer you some comfort?
>Alisha hands the girl a whirling seashell the size of an adult man's fist.
>>7338310
Because... You're so small! And kind of adorable too...
>>7338285
If you try to do it by youself, then I will call the police, boy.
So just tell me the truth
>>7338310
Ooh! Dainty! I could never force myself to do something like that. It just seems way too unnatural.
>>7338234
Thanks, you walking testicle!
>>7338246
I guess we'll have to give it a go...
>Papu Franku sticks the whistle up is nose, and tries to play a song with it before giving it back to the turd.
Now, now we wait. I guess...
>>7338250
Now what the fuck do you want? Can't you see I'm busy here?
>>7338260
Oh great, more YouTube trash. Just what this shithole needed!
>>7338261
Thanks my nigga...
>>7338276
>>7338286
>>7338303
STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!
THIS IS NOT OKAY!
>>7338327
>picture
>>7338334
BREM BRRRRREM BREADADA DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7338303
>>7338334
DON'T LOOK INTO ITS EYES, FRANK!
>>7338334
>Mikan suddenly becomes very nervous.
A-ah! I-i'm so sorry I disturbed you! I-I just wanted to say hi to you!!
>>7338323
This will blow you away.
Take this, and draw a card on it.
Don't show me, but show it to the camera once you're done
>>7338329
Magic so amazing it will fry your brain inside and out. Are you ready?
>>7338334
Calm down man, I'm just here to liquify some thinking matter with my magic
>>7338246
>>7338261
GOTTA GO!
BYE!
>>7338334
You're welcome... my.. uh.. "Nigga"
>>7338331
You remind me of that one human I met, I tried to make myself hate him too, but that didn't work either...
>>7338366
Goodbye
>>7338130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
Hey guys! How's it going today? Anything exciting happening?
>>7338298
ONCE I HAVE FULL CONTROL, MY FIRST ORDER IS GOING TO HAVE YOU SERVED WITH A SIDE OF BUTTER, KRABS! MARK MY WORDS!
>>7338265
We have to start somewhere. A restaurant seemed easy enough, anyways. I need to pay the bills SOMEHOW.
>>7338347
Put on some pants, would ya?
>>7338366
That was sudden. Bye, then. BUT I'LL KEEP YOU SPEED DIAL IN CASE WE INVADE A SMALL COUNTRY!
Jesus, it sure is depressing in here. Does anything ever happen or do you just stand around talking?
>>7338359
RING BING BADONG BANGA BONG BONG BONG
BRING BEM BEM BONG BAGABANG BONG DING
>>7338379
DING DING
>>7338380
>>7338392
BRING BRING BRING BRING DING DING
BRING DING DING DING BRIM BEM BEM
>>7338310
Oh, have you been here before? If so, my apologies. I haven't been here all that long, so I don't recognize everybody.
Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. I admire its purity. A survivor. Unclouded by conscience, remorse or delusions of morality.
>>7338330
You...you can't do that...it's not a crime if he wants me to do it...
>>7338365
Um, okay...this better not involve any ink...or water...or clowns jumping out of nowhere...
>takes the notepad and does as he's told
What now...
>>7338379
No...today has been awful so far...
>>7338365
...Ah, I don't have the time right now to view your demonstration. Perhaps another time?
Farewell, everyone. Please excuse my sudden departure.
>>7338380
I-I suppose so...
>>7338309
>He casually lets a little bit arc between his hands.
That I do, that I do. Of course, I haven't had much opportunity to show it off, having died so early.
>>7338392
Well, what's your alternative? Giving everyone the same awful outfit you have and listening to the chorus of complaints?
>>7338347
>>7338359
KILL ME! KILL ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW! I CAN'T STAND THIS FUCKING AUTISM!
>>7338360
Do me a favor and kill yourself. Fucking weeaboo trash.
>>7338365
What the shit are you on about man? Are you high? Is this "magic" shit some kinda drug I've never heard before?
>>7338372
Why the fuck are you still here? Fuck off already! For Chin Chin's sake man!
>>7338377
That's an ok song.
>>7338327
>>7338327
I know it all. Say aomething that I don't know.
Maybe about your true love, dreams and etc.
>>7338329
Oh! Where'd you get this from!?
>>7338372
Huh? What do you mean?
>>7338392
Weren't you here before I got here? You'd know better, right?
>>7338379
I don't know where home is....
>>7338422
Wha-huh!? How!?
>>7338410
Your head looks like a dick.
>>7338424
>>7338402
KILL ME FIRST, YOU IDIOT!
>>7338411
Bring him here, and let him tell it to me on his or her own.
>An elevator dings. The doors slide open, revealing Malory Archer. A pair of designer sunglasses accents her fur coat. Her scowl deepens as she steps out.
Not only is the circus still in town, it would seem they have carted in another platoon of clowns!
>>7338411
I want it gone, Gone!
Throw it in the trash!
>>7338417
I see, you're not ready yet. Don't worry, magic lasts forever
>>7338424
No Frank, just draw a card man, I'll show you magic that will melt your skull
>>7338424
>>7338437
BING DING DING BING BADING
A RING BING BING DINGBMBM
>>7338441
>dings
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING DING BAAAAAANG BONG BAGADANG BONNNG BONG BAN
>>7338392
I know, right? It seems so exciting here when one of those touraments is going on, but otherwise? Ugh, so bored
>>7338392
Here's an option: BOW AT MY FEET, SUBJECT! BEG FOR MERCY AT THE HANDS OF PLANKTON!
>>7338418
What? Having second thoughts? What's got you so nervous this whole time anyways?
>>7338424
I-I'm sorry....
>>7338426
U-ummm...Well...I did meet a girl named Harley one time! T-that was cool..!
>>7338402
Ding Ding?
>>7338410
It looks pretty ugly. And scary too!
>>7338411
What makes you say that?
>>7338431
I'm sorry to hear that. If it makes you feel any better. I don't think any of us know where we are.
>>7338441
Are you still angry?
>>7338392
Would you like to help me with my occult ritual? All I need is a virgin sacrifice...
>>7338438
But I don't know where he is right now...I don't even know where we are.
>>7338443
G-Gone? Urgh...okay...
>he throws the notepad away
>>7338460
Koshi...my dearest friend is not here...life without him is miserable...
>>7338460
DING BRRRRRREM BREEEEEEEEEEEEEM BANGADANG DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7338465
Is this your card?
>strange noise from the balcony
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>7338455
I-i'm sorry, i'm just usually n-nervous!
>>7338467
Umm...D-ding?
>>7338405
Once or twice, I'm not here that often
>>7338424
I don't really know, guess I'm just waiting for something...
>>7338431
He tried his hardest to be friends with me
Even after I attacked him, too
>>7338471
>>7338473
>>7338472
A DING DING DIDIDING BOM BABABAM BOM BA
>>7338457
Harley? Like Harley Queen? Boring~~
>Mukuro starts beating Tsukimi
>>7338441
...What?
>>7338460
People are telling me it's some kinda place for fighting....
>>7338478
Hehe, I've been attacked by almost all of my own friends, too. Funny how that turns out, huh?
>>7338465
So why you don't try to find him?
>>7338437
Kill yourself! Fucking pussy!
>>7338443
Alright then, Jesus Christ!
>Papu Franku takes a card.
Now what?
>>7338445
AAAAHHHHH!
Somebody fucking kill this Satan spawn already!
>>7338457
You better be! Fucking uguu piece of ass...
>>7338478
Your death?
>>7338471
I...I guess it is.
Is that all........?
>>7338402
What are you saying?
You speak English? Or at all..?
>>7338422
Funny for you to say, you look like you took the wrong boat to Egypt.
My alternative is racing, or fighting. Or sleeping, but I can't get much of that in this place.
>>7338431
I'm sorry, but I think your eyes were just playing tricks on you, I just got here.
Maybe you ought to get em' checked out?
>>7338451
If I'd know any better, I'd have saddled my horse and gotten the hell out.
But...that looks easier said than done. Pfft, what's with that outfit, anyway? Did you just get out of bed?
>>7338455
>He doesn't respond, it looks like he didn't hear you at all.
I think I'm going crazy. I'm hearing voices now..
>>7338465
Well, you can look the other way. Unless you want to sacrifice yourself.
>>7338482
You sir, have no respect for the art of MAAAAAAAGGGGGIIIIIIIIIICCCCC
>>7338379
No, not really. Boredom should be a given around here.
>>7338392
It is pretty sad, but it's better than the alternative. I'd rather talk to some jerk-off than beat up random people in an arena.
>>7338441
Tell me about it. Most of these people couldn't do something exciting if their life depended on it.
>>7338478
So you know the place at least a pinch. That's good. If you're going to be here, you might as well know it like the back of your hand, right?
>>7338460
>>7338437
>The creature lets out a hiss before leaping into a nearby vent.
>>7338457
"It's like that Oxyclean stuff, but for things you don't like."
>>7338496
O-owie...I-I also m-met a person who was already dead but turns out h-he was not an undead person! H-his soul drags his body...!!
>>7338508
P-please forgive me...
>>7338511
But I swear you were in that other game I was in, too!
>>7338508
>>7338511
BING BING
>>7338522
BADADANG BONG BOM BOM
>>7338508
Show the card to the camera, Frank.
Then put it back into the deck.
>>7338509
KAADDAAABR-
hold on for a second, was it really the card you drew?
check the palm of your hand
>>7338520
At least it'e better than that ER... Something place next door, right?
>>7338508
I'm not expecting that, but when it comes, it will come.
>>7338504
Sure is, huh.
>>7338465
Gee, I'm sorry to hear that. But you can always make new friends here! There's plenty of strangers to get to know!
>>7338467
I-I don't understand you...
>>7338504
So far it seems they are right. But you don't have to fight!
>>7338520
Maybe it's your attitude. Be the change you wanna see!
>>7338522
I hope that thing is friendly.
>>7338445
>>7338508
Frank... Keep comedy alive...
>seppuku's
>>7338511
Huh.. Oh wow, I guess I did, haha...
>embarassed, she quickly finds a tree to hide behind and changes
Yeah, I don't know how we're going to get out of this place. Professor Oobleck and I are searching, but all we can find is a timer that ends in a couple of days...
Say, what's with your getup, anyway?
>>7338431
It's something I've questioned a couple of times, but I've always said that the better question isn't why it's there, but how I can use it.
>>7338511
Ooh, that one stings. Did you come up with that yourself? Anyways...racing? Like racecars? Turning left all day never really had much appeal to me.
>>7338535
>Suddenly, Mikan remembers.
Um...O-oh no...No...I-I don't think I should do this....
>>7338556
RING DING
>>7338557
BRRRRRING DING DING DING BEM BEM
>>7338550
Hmm...so what's your name?
>>7338556
Yeah, but...I do still have to prove myself, right?
>>7338574
But I've never even seen a human with something like that!
>>7338520
That so? I'm already falling asleep just thinking about it.
Never been much the talkin' type, anyway.
>>7338541
You got any more false accusations to make, missy? I assure you. I. Just. Got here. Capiche?
>>7338542
Whatever it is you're selling, I don't want it.
>>7338567
What about it? I think I look just fine. Right for the occasion, if any fights brake out.
What about YOUR getup, hmm?
>>7338574
Cars? You mean carriages? Hell no. We race horses like men.
DING DING
>>7338473
Well, BUCK UP, would ya? World domination is serious business! You've gotta be certain, you've gotta ask yourself, "Do I want to have statues erected of me via slave labor?" And for me, the answer is YES.
>>7338511
>He climbs on Gyro's shoe and kicks him in the shins.
DOWN HERE, CLAM-FOR-BRAINS! YOUR OVERLORD ASKED YOU TO BOW AT HIS FEET!
>>7338507
Because...uh...it's not that urgent...?
Look...your price is way too high for me...and you don't seem like you'd be up for it...so I'll just take my business elsewhere, okay...?
>>7338511
But then who would finish the ritual...?
>>7338548
I didn't draw any cards though...? But okay...
>he looks at his hand in a skeptical manner
>>7338556
I guess you're right...
>he sighs
But I still miss him...
>>7338449
>Malory dives behind her desk and draws her magnum
KRIEGER, ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR DAMNED CRIMES AGAINST GOD HAS ESCAPED!
>>7338460
>Malory pulls out her "wand," but keeps it pointed straight up
Do you remember what this is?
>>7338504
And this one needs a hearing aid, wonderful!
>Malory slumps into her office chair and immediately pulls out a crystal bottle filled with a clear brown liquid
I really should start keeping an emergency supply of 151 here.
>>7338520
And if they did, no doubt they'd bungle the whole thing within two seconds! They aren't qualified for interesting.
>>7338567
>You hear in the distance
It's Doctor, Miss Rose!
>>7338536
Continue explanation.
>>7338619
BRING DINGA DING DEM DEM
>>7338536
Fuck off and maybe I'll consider it!
>>7338542
Damn it... I really don't want to do this.. But I have no choice!
CHIN CHIN! Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo!
CHIN CHIN! KILL THIS FUCKING THING! PLEASE!
>>7338548
>Frank shows the card to the camera while also giving them the bird, then he puts it back in the deck.
>>7338550
Well aren't you just fucking sunshine and rainbows?
>>7338557
Bo? BO?!? BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>Papu Franku
>>7338614
Don't try do this on your own.
On the other side, if you want to do this by youself, then it must be on 99% a crime.
>>7338659
>Young Black Jack
>>7338550
ER what? I've never heard of anything like that. What's so bad about it? Surely there can't be worse places nearby.
>>7338556
Kind of hard to do that when there's nothing interesting around you. Even if I was to be the change, I'd have to get started somewhere.
>>7338600
Well, you certainly don't look the type, so everything in hand in hand, I guess.
Interpret that as you will. Maybe another round'll start soon.
>>7338619
Nice to see I can actually agree with someone here, it's a first. Your name?
>Marjane
>>7338678
ER...P? I think the last letter was a P. It's pretty awful, trust me on that.
>Red