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HG Thread.
Express Games Continued.
Our vacation from violence carries on
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>>7325623
Awesome! So, where's the contract I have to sign? Waiver? Blood oath? On second though, I don't have any blood, so we can't do that one.
>>7325652
My memory databanks indicate that many more people have won than you, minion! Some of them multiple times! It would be a near-impossible feat to catch up!
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>>7325711
why not chat now?
we could post our avas
it ain't fun being alone
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GO LONG!
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>>7325654
>>7325675
(I actually am quite curious as to how socializing here works. For the most part I've been replying to slides and occasionally any (You)s I receive but, I dunno. I see the people with like over half a dozen conversations going on and I wonder how it's done)
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>>7325708
That's not even the edgiest thing about me, fuckboy.
>>7325714
Fuck off, slifer slacker. How about you get good at dueling and then come back to me?
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>>7325733
I've been alone all day nigger. My choicecin secret avas were shit
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>>7325463
I always have time to notice a student of mine. What can I help you with?
>>7325465
>>7325470
The work may be difficult, but there is nothing I wouldn't do for my students.
>>7325487
That's exactly what someone who shamefully makes it into the history books by repeating a problem that has happened multiple times before would say.
>>7325505
Solar eclipses are alot stronger back in Remnant. Considering we don't have much of a moon to block the sun any more.
>>7325520
They're very much real. I've devoted my life to save those who the creatures of grimm would seek to destroy.
And if you work hard enough then you can help fight against them aswell.
>>7325531
Perhaps there is some books we can learn from somewhere. I'll have a look around when I get a spare moment.
Which I might have to take soon.
>>7325549
Thank you, thank you. If you all follow me we can go on a educational adventure around here later to find out more about this world.
>>7325566
Hang on I think I might have one in my backpack.
>He takes off his backpacks and searches around till he pulls out a scroll
>Unravelling the scroll it reveals a map of Remnant.
Now if you look here you have the four major countries. Mistral, Vacuo, Atlas and Vale. Along with that we have smaller places like Menagerie and Patch.
>>7325580
The point is you should always seek knowledge. Now do you wish to stay in my class or not?
>>7325615
It's simply practice my boy. You'll get better at speaking in time.
>>7325620
Learn you history boy! This is what happens when you refuse!
>>7325623
Ah, well at least you're kind enough to return items you stole.
>>7325643
Slacking is the polar opposite of what I did to get into this position actually.
>>7325671
Ah yes me, what a wonderful question.
Perhaps I should think about that more when I not fighting for my life...
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Post secrets discords and their members
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>>7325719
If this game doesn't end in the next 4 billion years then I'm calling it a draw.
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>>7325728
Why would I watch you eat-
Oh...she's already gone. What the hell was her problem?
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Would it be bad to ship secret avas?
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>>7325743
Holy shit m8
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>>7325719
Why do I keep getting other people's stuff?
>>7325643
What are you talking about?
>>7325712
A perfect plan? I doubt it. What if you don't wake up when they get here? I'd be done for!
>>7325743
Okay...then...what's the first step?
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>>7325753
I ship X-box with Anon.
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>>7325753
>not even been a day
>weekend is just 2 and a half
Slow down there, Romeo
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>>7325746
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>>7325767
But I own a PS4.
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>>7325755
>H-Help me...
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>>7325743
I don't know If I should be impressed or feel pity.
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>>7325589 [Xbox]
You look like a person to me....
>>7325607 [Kanbei]
You know, this is why I keep saying you need to lighten up, I didn't ask for it to be this way, either. But hey, at least your ghosts love you.
>>7325623 [Yoshimitsu]
>His voice is muffled.
I'm gonna have to ask you to let go of my face.
>There's a loud, rapidly-rising noise of crackling electricity as the Raichu glares up.
>>7325629
>>7325761
It is? Thanks! I dunno what a Japanese is, but I'm from the Ransei region.
>>7325652 [Plankton]
>He sighs quietly.
Alright, alright...I guess I got personal funds.... Just this once, alright? You're making me feel bad.
>>7325674
I might just be here. Have a good one.
>>7325700
>>7325738
Huh? I didn't even notice, honestly, I'm a bit preoccupied, sorry.
>>7325712
>>7325750
>It makes an adorable Eevee noise.
I'm friends with all sorts of pokemon. And this one's been telling mei t's been wanting to evolve in to an Electric-type for good, long time. Took me a while to find one of these.
>He tosses the stone in the air, and catches it, before gently pressing it against the Eevee, which promptly begins to glow.
>>7325743
Thanks for saying the obvious. I don't even know what your class is about, you know.
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>>7325743
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>>7325748
Is that all I really had to say? Heh, whatever works..
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>>7325778
I never said it had to be true.
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>>7325743
(Teach me your ways, senpai)
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>>7325727
A silent and strong type? Truly invincible. What is this appendage of yours?
>Putting his hand on the door knob, he begins jiggling it.
>>7325643
Open thoust eyes child! Does this look like a school ground to ye!
>>7325720
Play? Yoshimitsu doesn't know the meaning of these words. Explain thyself!
>>7325731
I shall swear you in myself if need be! Possessing such a just heart should be awarded!
>>7325743
I hath no reason to keep your items. You do not resemble a scoundrel. You do not make my sword cry!
>>7325782
>He keeps his hand firmly on his face. The ninja then collapse a minute after.
It is done!
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>>7325748
Lucky me...?
>>7325782
Strange, never heard of that place before. What's it like?
>>7325795
I'm too young to be taking these! I want a refund.
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>>7325743
I bet you don't even know how to play duel monsters, loser.
>>7325738
>>7325782
I bet you suck at dueling anyways....
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>Something's come up, and I gotta go for now. I'll rp more tomorrow
>>7325743
>Hope thing'll be a little easier on you now, senpai.
>>7325736
>Pray you get an event with an ava and let it escalate from there. That's how I do it.
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>>7325795
Winner not this slide, but in the next!
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>>7325795
Don't worry,kind human! Venus Flytraps are your friends! Just like mine.
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>>7325782
Nope! Well, yes, but also no!
>>7325821
I can help you play video games! It's okay if you're a noobie, I'll play nice!
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>>7325753
>Jim Hawkins
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>>7325736
Sometimes you make an entry post. Sometimes you share an event with someone and they speak with you. Sometimes someone comes out of the blue and talk to you.
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>rolls up all the dead tributes
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>>7325854
(Thanks for the help. I'll keep on keeping on then and hope for the best.)
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>>7325858
Stop rolling you litt- ow! ow! fucking he- OW!
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>>7325821
...What was that about?
>The Raichu doesn't really seem to relax in the slightest.
>>7325827
If it's a pokemon battle you want, I'm top of the line.
>>7325825
Oh, couple years ago it was pretty war-torn, but now...every nation and all the pokemon and people live in harmony. Aaaah, it's perfect, now. You can just relax and let your worries drift away....
>>7325846
...Huh?
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>>7325854
>someone comer out of the blue to talk to me
Never happened
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>>7325833
I get a little camera-shy sometimes...so look at these circus mice instead! Pretty cute right?
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>>7325714
>He pulls himself off of the napkin, and produces yet another remote, this one resembling a game controller.
HEY! THAT'S MY PROPERTY
>After turning a couple of knobs, the controller in her hands turns back into a jetpack and tries to fly away.
>>7325725
Enjoy! It's on the house, made by yours truly!
>>7325731
Well then, minion, I'll just need to start rigging these games in my favor. How hard can it be?
>>7325782
Oh thank you! Trust me you won't regret it, it's not the bad after the first three minutes! I've done extensive testing.
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>>7325872
Well? Come on! I'm waiting for you to give me something to do!
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>>7325833
Who said we can't have nice things?
RNGesus did.
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>>7325849
Damn, someone still remember this? I'm not that anon though. Anyway, back to watch stuff.
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>>7325873
I sometimes do that... but I agree, nobody does this except for literally whos such as me.
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>Walks into this new world, waking up from yet another dream, finding civilization. Carrying around a thermos filled with coffee and a few cups stacked up upon each other.
Anyone want a cup? I just woke up and I've made some coffee. It's probably not that great but ehh... I'm sure some of you will like it.
>He mumbles to himself, puffing out some air as he raises his eyebrows.
Come to think of fit, coming in like this is lame as all hells and makes me look like I'm some charlatan... whatever, too late for that.
>>7325873
Well guess it's your lucky day, cause that's all about to change. I just came out of the woods behind me, want a cup of coffee?
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>>7325846
Then assist me child! If this will help me in the battle for justice then it is needed!
>>7325872
>Still on the ground, the ninja pants through his explanation.
Giving to the poor. That is another mantra of my clan. Don't ye feel it child? I, Yoshimitsu, gave some of my life force to ye!
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>>7325858
What do you think you're doing?
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>>7325902
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>>7325902
Regardless, congratulations on your sixth Express Games win Kan Kaneki!
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>>7325917
>Hands you an Xbox controller.
Alright, let's play!
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>>7325916
faggot
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>>7325905
>us whos have to stick together
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>>7325934
>claps
Thanks for hosting!
and good job winner!
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>>7325934
Placements
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>>7325902
A turn for the unexpected, so it seems. I congratulate you on your successful victory, Mr. Kaneki. And I thank you for the good show you have truly entertained us with, dear host.
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>>7325953
Thanks for hosting mate.
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>>7325893
I don't like giving orders to people...
>>7325879
I know some pokemon that'd probably love it either way. How long's the stuff..."good"...for?
>>7325917
Huh. Is that what that is? Uuugh, why'd you have to go and do that? It's all just gonna wear away anyways...
>>7325916
What's that stuff, then?
>>7325934
Huh. Congrats. Thanks for all this.
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>>7325953
Here's your moment of zen.
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>>7325916
>not a cute anime grill
Ignored.
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>>7325821
Neat! So, when can I do the arm thing?
>>7325879
My sensors indicate it is nearly impossible, if not totally impossible!
>>7325934
Congratulations!
>>7325953
Thank you for hosting for me, minion!
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>>7325934
Congrats!
>>7325953
Thanks for hosting!
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>>7325953
Seven victims. All because I opted to use tactics and strategy instead of brute force. Interesting results. Well done to the victor and thank you for this oppurtunity.
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>>7325742
Then you've always got me to talk to, my faceless friend. I understand if you don't want to, but I'm always here.
I believe you can go the distance.
>>7325743
I, uh...
>Mark takes a long, good look at the map, taking in the surroundings. After a while, he looks at the teacher, shrugging
I'm guessing that top left landmass is America? What's left of it, anyway. I've never seen a map quite like this before, sir.
>>7325879
>Mark puts the spoon in his mouth, cringing for a second before swallowing. He opens his mouth to say something, before--
You got any bread I can eat this with? I can't stomach it by itself, but bread will help immensely.
>>7325934
A shady person. Still, good job!
Thank you for keeping this going!
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>>7325872
Hmmm. I wasn't really sure at first, but now I know you definitely have to be from a different world. 'Cause my world is nothing like the way you describe yours.
>>7325902
How did I even manage to mess up so badly?
>>7325953
>>7325934
Congrats and thanks for hosting!
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>>7325957
You seem troubled. Is anything okay?
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>>7325902
Yeah, yeah, congrats. Woulda liked to see an American take the win though...
>>7325953
MY EMPEROR
I'VE FAAAAAILLLLLLED YYOOOOOUUUU
>Bandit Keith pulled out his pocket photo of Donald Trump and held it against his heart as he cried over his disgraceful loss
(Thanks for hosting!)
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>>7325981
Really? Wow. This really is starting to seem more and more common here. Probably worth looking in to.
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>>7325962
But if you don't tell me what to do... then I won't do anything.
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>>7325950
>Amen. We may not be like the popular/meme guys, but at least we do what is fun for us.
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>>7325984
Of course it is. Do I look like someone who has problems?
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>>7325981
>>7325977
>>7325952
>>7325962
>>7325973
>>7325981
>thanks
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>>7325916
Yosuke?
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>>7325929
>>7325934
No threats from me this time, this man knows just how satisfying it feels to devour your prey! Congratulations!
And to the host, I'm feeling merciful! So take my words of gratitude and enjoy them.
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>>7325916
You talk too much.
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>>7325761
The first step is studying.
>Reaching into his backpack he produces a book labelled "The world of Remnant"
Read this and study it. Learn of the history of huntsman and huntresses, dust, aura etc.
Then when I return I'll test your knowledge and we'll get started on your combat.
>>7325780
Both. I'd definitely say both...
>>7325782
Well it was suppose to be on the history of my world and the creatures of grimm. But considering both of those don't seem to be here that might be for naught.
For now I'll be studying this place and perhaps do a class on this place and my findings.
However if you do with to learn more about Remnant I'd be more than happy to teach you when I return.
>>7325784
Laughing at your teacher is quite rude you know?
>>7325795
My word! A map of the surrounding area. This will prove quite useful in my exploration later.
>>7325800
>I'm not even doing this for the (You)'s... It just keeps happening...
>>7325812
My ways? To learn that you'd have to study to become a doctor and a huntsman. Are you prepared for that kind of a commitment?
>>7325821
Interesting... Your sword has eye ducts? That is certainly a unique weapon.
>>7325827
Duel monsters? No.
Beat some respect into you with a bat? Yes.
>>7325831
>I've gotta go soon anyway.
>Thank you for caring though.
>>7325833
To explore one must travel off the beaten track.
>>7325902
I do believe that would be cheating using a genie to do your dirty work for you... Congratulations anyway
Now, I must take my leave and explore the surrounding areas. When I return hopefully I'll have more knowledge of the place we are.
I look forward to seeing the progress you've all made.
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>>7325953
I suppose I gotta thank ya. So thanks.
And congratulations to the winner, whatever your name was.
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>>7325934
I sense an evil within the child. Still your victory can't be ignored! My thanks to the host!
>>7325936
>The man looks confused at the thing handed to him. Nonetheless, he takes it with gusto and sits on the floor.
Time for repentance!
>>7325962
The Manji Clan always tries to assist the just and weak! You are no different child!
>>7325973
Young one, patience! You will have to have fallen down a few mountains and waterfalls such as I did when I first learned of it!
>>7325916
Coffee! Yet another tool needed for my duties! I shall be needing a cup, boy!
>>7326019
There is none like it! I will be regaled tell you the tale once you return. Fare thee well!
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>>7325916
Kill yourself, generic anime character #315
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>>7326000
Eh who knows? I'm probably just assuming things.
>>7326010
It could have been worse I guess?
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>>7325916
Literally who are you?
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>>7325998
...Can't you decide what to do for yourself?
>>7326019
...Remnant? Huh. Later, then.
>>7326035
I'm in my, like, mid-twenties...sheesh. And I'm telling you it's just wasted effort.
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>>7325916
>All them (You)s
I should go back to intro-posting some day.
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>>7326019
Study!? I'm a NEET! I don't have to study anything! Take your "work ethic" and shove it!
>Only losers study and only normies go to school. Be cool, don't go to school. This unfriendly Aesop brought to you by the Rapeman team. Yes, we know it's just one guy.
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>>7326019
I'd like to see you try~ My family is so rich you even touch me and we'll sue the fuck out of you.
>>7325827
Pokemon? That shitty video game? I'm talking about duel monsters! The number one card game in the world!
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>>7325916
>kissu
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>>7326035
>Waits for you to do something with the controller.
>>7326052
I always ask my dad for help!
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>>7326038
You are kinda creepy old man. I bet you work with that man who kidnapped me several times.
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>>7325997
Yeah, it makes you wonder if there's someone or something behind it all...
Like a beldam!
>>7326019
Whaaaat. But studying is so boring! Can't we just skip this part and go straight to training?
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>>7326054
But most of these (You)s are insults.
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>>7325962
Depends on whether or not you freeze it. Out here? Probably five hours. You'd better find a way to preserve that stuff, it smells even worse spoiled...
>>7325973
Your sensors must be broken. I'll have Karen crunch some numbers here and there, and SHABAM, WORLD DOMINATION!
>>7325977
I've got some split kelp bread on me too. I've noticed about the same issues, that's why it's usually in a sandwich. Not that anyone buys a Chumwich (TM) anyways. Krabs has the fast food business under his greasy claw.
>He halfheartedly tosses Mark a piece of bread.
It's a harsh world, the restaurant business.
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>>7326074
Hey, I'm not that old. And besides I don't work with kidnappers. Kids these days.
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>>7326093
I can get that HG dosh though.
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>>7326052
Exactly, my point! If ye were any older then I could've ignored it! Has sickness ruined thoust body beyond repair?
>>7326073
>He sits motionlessly with it. You get the impression he never done this before.
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>>7326073
No, no, that's a bad idea! You need to learn to be independent!
>>7326078
Huh? A Beldum? What do they have to do with anything?
>>7326094
Oooh, boy.... I really think you should change your direction, here.
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>>7326119
I got just as many (you)s once long ago.
It still didn't fill the hole inside.
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*SLAMS DOOR*
Oh maaaaaaaaaaannnnnn..
That vacation was so damn great.
Being away from these morons for a week did me so much good.
I can't even imagine how much they must have missed me. I bet they were praying every nights that I valiantly come out from out of nowhere to save them from their own boredom with my unmatched games.
"BIG BRO SETH PLEASE WE NEED YOU" was undoubtedly on everyone's lips this whole week.
Aaah yeah, indeed it feels good to be back ho...
.......
.........
.......
Hold on a second.
Something isn't right.
Something is.. different.
Oh yeah, I get it now.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT DID YOU TO ALL MY FRIENDS ?
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>>7326101
And why should I believe you? You seemed weird when you heard the name of Jim.
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>>7326144
SETH-KUN
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>>7326129
....
>Hanbei looks away silently. Raichu now just looks uncomfortable, patting his leg.
>>7326144
How should I know? I just got here earlier.
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>>7326129
Alright, so move the analog stick...
>>7326130
Really?
>>7326144
I didn't get that. Could you say "Kinect" or "Xbox" before that and try over?
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>>7326094
Almost like Ronald McDonald. I think the problem is that you're selling it without any changes to it, Plankton. Chum by itself... Really, really doesn't taste good. Add some salt and pepper to it and you're gold.
But, hey! I've never been in the fast food business before, maybe you're doing something right that I don't know about.
>Mark puts the chum on the bread before eating it, cringing less than he did before
>>7326144
OH, GOD! I'm Markplier and I have no idea where your friends are! Don't hurt me, I'm just a boy!
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>>7326035
Waterfalls? Mountains? I won't survive falling down EITHER of those! Can't I just shake on it or something?
>>7326094
On the contrary, they are top of the line as of years ago! But more importantly than my fine hardware, who's Karen?
>>7326144
>SEEEEEEEEEEEETH
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>>7326130
Not beldum, beldam!
They're like demons who trap you in their world and steal your eyes!
>>7326144
Beats me. I just got here as well.
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>>7326135
Different strokes for different folks, my man. I'll at least RP afterwards to all the non-shitposts
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Who is the best secret ava so far?
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I hope you didn't plan on sleeping just yet.
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>>7326144
>A light turns on, revealing Malory sitting in a dark corner of the room
If you ever want to find out, you'll do exactly what I say, when I say it.
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>>7326173
Of course you do. Just how were you raised...?
>>7326188
...Oh.
Huh.
....
Yeah, they don't sound too good.
>>7326204
Honestly, I've just been wanting to sleep since I got here.
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>>7326220
I was built.
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>>7326144
I'm afraid that RNGesus are holding them hostage for the weekend.
>>7326156
Lets just say that I'm associated with him. I could try to call him if you want, but chances are that he's asleep at the moment.
>>7326199
Malory to be honest.
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>>7326204
Is that a Power Glove you are wearing?
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>>7325948
I'm sorry to inform you and your sexuality, but I-I'm not the kind of guy to swing that way, sorry.
>>7325962
>He fills up one of the cups and hands it over.
I just made this, it'll give you some energy to continue on all the hard work. It's probably still hot, even though... nevermind, it's definitely still hot.
>>7325969
Hey, I have feelings too, you know? I can't just grow a pair just because you want to stare at it.
>He whispers close to the anon.
I can't blame you though, I do enjoy a good pair at times myself.
>>7326013
Yosuke? That name doesn't sound all too familiar. Maybe there was one back in high school but I used to be less of a social person so I can't actually remember if there was one. Sorry...
>>7326016
I'm aware. Some find me annoying, but you know what they say, right? Perseverance makes progress. Now then, want a cup of coffee as well?
>>7326035
That's the spirit! Finally a coffee enthusiast.
>He hands over a cup, leaving just one cup of coffee for himself in the thermos. He sits down and enjoys a cup himself as well.
Ah, hope you enjoy it as much as I do. It's burning my tongue faster than all these guys hiding are trying to burn me with their words.
>>7326036
That's a bit more original than faggot or literally who, I'll take it. What's an anime though and why am I number 315? You guys really have 315 guys like me around this place?
>>7326051
I lost my wallet, but I didn't forget my name. I'm Kotarou, Kotarou Tennouji.
>>7326054
What's an intro-post? You mean actually coming here and talking to people? Isn't that like the main purpose of being here? To not be alone?
>>7326072
This better be a girl, don't tell me you're a guy. I really don't want to find out there's some random guy kissing my cheek right now.
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>>7326144
>Snoring sounds
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>>7326199
Seth Rollins
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>>7326144
We didn't do anything to your friends since you didn't have any to begin with.
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>>7326144
SETH, DEAN DIED AND SHEAMUS SET THE SUPERSLAM ON FIRE WHILE YOU WERE GONE, HELP!
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>>7326231
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>>7326250
Bruh
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>>7326199
>oobleck tb.h
>>7326220
Because they're not! If there's one of them here we're in deep, DEEP trouble.
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>>7326204
HA! Good luck doing anything around these imbeciles. I couldn't sleep if you shot me with a tranquilizer.
On that thought, do you have any tranquilizers?
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>>7326228
In that case, I'm keeping an eye on you. Don't think about tricking me.
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>>7326250
Now put some effort into it and tell me your thoughts and interests one by one on each and specific thing you wanted to talk with me about.
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>>7326220
Feel free to. At your own risk.
>>7326230
Oh man, you know it! Top of the line Nintendo hardware!
>>7326270
Don't worry, you're already asleep.
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>>7326274
>Do you really want me to bring him out again?
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>>7326144
There be no reason to assume your friends are not safe! The migration of all of us to this place is not suspicious at all!
>>7326164
>The ninja then jumps back up. Apparently right as rain.
If I hath stated something wrong then I profusely apologize.
>>7326173
You mean this knob?
>He presses it as hard as he can upwards.
The person on this projection. Tis moving it is!
>>7326178
The threat of danger will teach you even faster! But it is not necessary.
>>7326231
The man rushes over to the unattended cup and splashes it on his face. The liquid falling against the mask.
Ahhhhh! Refreshing! I feel as though I can conquerr everything! Yoshimitsu thanks you!
>>7326204
Justice never sleeps! Not when there's evil on the loose!
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>>7326299
Great! Now press the shoot button!
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>>7326222
...I don't like having my leg pulled.
>>7326231
Huh.
>Hanbei takes it, and swishes it around a bit.
Not like I got anything to lose.
>He quickly downs a mouthful.
>>7326259
Hey, relax a bit here. My pokemon can keep us safe just fine. Isn't that right, Raichu?
>"Rai, Rai!"
>>7326295
I mean, I've had my dreams eaten by a Drowzee before, what's the worst that could happen?
>>7326299
...As far as you're concerned, I'm perfectly fine.
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>>7326130
Change it to WHERE? My restaurant is my house and my wife is a computer, I can't really change paths at this point.
>>7326144
I'm your new overlord, bow down, all that fishpaste. It's getting tiresome having to explain my evil plan over and over, you know?
>>7326175
Huh. I've tried just about everything WITH chum-Fricasse, pasta, nuggets, chummy joes-but I've never really tried making it the side dish!
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>>7326299
N-No, I love danger! But not when it's dangerous. Y'know?
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>>7326324
I'd never pull your leg!
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>>7326295
If I'm asleep, then this is a dream, and if this was a dream, you would be shirtless, tied to a drum set, and hoping I wouldn't tell the world about Buddy's not so little buddy.
But you aren't, and this isn't, so more liquor will have to do for now.
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>>7326346
Cayde-6 x Xbox-chan
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>>7326297
>Can't decide. It would either cause a shitstorm, or label me as cancer enabler.
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>>7326374
I like Destiny as much as the next guy but I don't think that'll work out...
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>>7326328
Then there's your answer! You're selling chum almost like it's a gimmick. I think that, if you sell it alongside something else, you'll gain a bit more customers and a awesome reputation!
That's the trick here, you know. Ever heard of a "one-trick pony" before?
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>>7326299
>Kotarou stands there, petrified and staring in confusion as the man splashes the coffee in his face.
Uhh... You might have to get that checked out at the doctor's. That coffee right there is around 122F, it might leave a few nasty scars, even through your mask.
>>7326324
Don't worry about it, it's just a drink. The worst that can happen is that there's some drab tasting coffee at the bottom or that you just end up burning your tongue. Both aren't that bad, trust me, I got experience in that regard.
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>>7326299
What kind of evil are you looking for?
>>7326324
Drowzee is a mosquito compared to the hell I can bring.
>>7326367
It's not your... wait, what about a drum set? Whatever. You're not in control here. I am. I'm the boogyman. Ooga booga.
>>7326402
A one-trick pony? Like someone with a nice voice yelling at video games?
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H-hello everyone.
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>>7326324
Are you sure? Beldam are pretty strong. I barely made it out alive last time I went against one.
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>>7326424
kys
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>>7326424
Junko-sama?
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>>7326424
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>>7326424
kys
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>>7326424
You forgot your pass
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>>7326328
No, I mean, like, with what you're doing. What's the stuff even made of?
>>7326346
You look too normal to be built...
>>7326412
Blegh...this is gonna take some getting used to the taste, you know?
>>7326413
I dunno, Drowzee and Hypno are pretty scary...I think I had a Darkrai visit me once, too...
>>7326424
Nice 'stache.
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>>7326375
>>7326415
>Well you can't know anything till you've tried it. But its not gonna be tonight though.
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>>7326454
You're just saying that!
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>>7326424
Die Sung
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>>7326424
That's a really bad disguise.
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>>7326311
>He looks all over the controller. Seeing the start button, he presses it over and over again.
What is this text? I need to start dispensing justice!
>>7326324
Your words have a tinge of deception. Ye shouldn't have told Yoshimitsu how weak you were if that is not the truth!
>>7326342
Ye have made Yoshimitsu lost. So lost that he doesn't even know where he is anymore!
>>7326412
>The man lets out an annoyingly long laugh.
Don't make Yoshimitsu laugh! He suffered through worst pains than a simple burning!
>>7326413
The greedy, the ones that callously bully the weak, the ones that exist only to cause evil, and many more! Which do ye be?
>>7326424
Your deception needs some work, oh ye little child!
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>>7326424
Hi there! Here's a friendly suggestion
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>>7326465
But you're right here! With me! Claptrap!
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>>7326458
>I'll keep my eyes open.
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>>7326413
Exactly! Like someone with a nice voice yelling at video games! You'd want to bring something new to the table every once in a--
...You're referring to me, aren't you? Joke's on you, I do things other than video games. Rare as they may be, I do have variety.
>>7326424
Miss? Uh, miss? You've got-- You've got something above your mouth. Yeah, wipe it off, please.
>>
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>>7326465
You. Keep. Pausing. The. Game.
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>>7326413
I can see why people compare you to a humanoid booger, but not why you're still in my office. I'll call security...Wait how did you get past security in the first place?
>>
How the fuck does someone get motivation to make a code without getting writer-blocked?
Do you guys just write an event everytime something happens?
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>>7326425
Hey, I'm one of the best Warlords in Ransei, I know what I'm doing!
>"Rai!"
>Electricity surges through the giant mouse for a moment, before harmlessly exiting in to the air through it's tail.
>>7326465
...Forget I said anything about it, okay?
>>7326459
Well I'm saying that, but I mean it too, sure. Aside from the hat you look perfectly normal.
>>7326488
Hey, all I did was compliment your stache.
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>>7326163
YOU !
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
>>7326164
>>7326173
>>7326175
>>7326188
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME LIARS ! My instinct assures me that you've sequestrated all the regulars A.K.A Seth Rollins' friends. And my instinct is never wrong, period.
>>7326211
Ha, like I'm gonna follow the orders of some random granny. My private sources communicating at the speed of 100 RiGo/s have already informed me about your master plan.
>>7326228
I must go toe to toe with him again then.
Well not necessarily actually, I never liked these old wankers that much to be frank. I wouldn't mind not seeing them again for a week, or a month.
>>7326233
Damn, Roman's boos feel quiet compared to that snooze's noises.
>>7326238
That's just not true. That's also pretty mean to say, so I'll require you to not express such remarks in the foreseeable future.
>>7326246
Don't see anything wrong with that.
>>7326299
Like I'd ever trust a weirdo dressed in such a terrible costume.
>>7326328
PFFFFTTTTTHAHAHAHA
Oh man, for a second I thought you guys were a threat but since this lil' guy over here is your leader I now understand the situation.
Anyway, I never liked the old twats that much if I have to be completely, sincerely, and utterly honest. They started to grow like bitter grampas so I guess it was about time they hit the retirement home.
Now what I'm real interested in is to see if you lads can put your money where your mouth is.
That means RigginsMania is next, and you better not disappoint.
THREAD IN 3 MINUTES SO COOL OFF THEM TIMERS AND F5 THAT DAMN CATALOG
>>7326494
ALWAYS
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>>7326488
Yes. We always have.
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>>7326494
You get writer's block then try again. I'm going to try writing down everything that happens in my source that could be event when I watch it next
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>>7326483
>Very well. But for now, its time for me to finish this movie and then sleep.
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>>7326424
>>7326436
Don't worry. I got this. I'm an expert. Uhh, girl, you got some mud on your face, but I got you covered.
>He grabs a pack of tissues he had stashed in his pocket, grabbing one tissue out of and spitting a bit on it to make it moist. Kotarou walks up to the girl and rubs the tissue on her face.
There we go, mud's all gone. You can thank me later for this.
>>7326454
I know what you're saying. It takes a while to get used to that taste, it's a bit of a bummer at first, but it's the finest thing to wake up to when you actually get used to. Just look at me! I'm all pumping and ready to go thanks to that coffee.
>>7326465
>He smirks, putting his hand behind his back and scratching it as he listens to the laugh.
I can imagine what you went through. I have to say so myself that the coffee is definitely not as bad as getting your head cut off. Ever had that happen? It's weird, your thoughts keep on going for 5 seconds before you actually die. It's painful.
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>>7326488
Oh, it's just you, Asuka-chan....
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>>7326510
>See you later
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>>7326488
>Hoshi
>calling other people disgusting pieces of shit
Well memed, gook
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>>7326454
Well, that must've been scary. But tell me, are you still alive?
>>7326465
Try all of the above. The name's Freddy.
>>7326487
Right, of course you have variety. It's not what your audience wants to see, but it's there.
>creeps closer to him, placing a claw on his cheek
Face it, Mark. You're a trend. A fad. You've peaked, and you're on a decline. Your fans are growing up, and any change you make to appeal to them only alienates more.
>>7326492
One of the security guards is inside out, hanging from a chandelier. The other one is hidden in various places around the building. I hear if you collect all the pieces, you get a special prize!
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>>7326500
Everyone except a couple of people went off somewhere and now we got all these new guys... I'm just as confused as you are desu.
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>>7326500
... OK, I don't actually know anything about your friends. Take your shirt off anyways. Granny needs a thrill!
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>>7326512
Isn't it a bit late for you to just be getting up?
>>7326530
Yeah, for the most part, sure.
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>>7326488
All I gave was a friendly suggestion! See, I even set one up just for you to neck yourself you fucking degenerate
>>
RIGGINSMANIA THREAD IN 1 MINUTE
LAST REMINDER
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>>7326544
Then I can personally confirm they're better than me.
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>>7326500
>Louder snoring
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>>7326488
>>7326545
If that seems too hard, I even found a handy guide so you can do it at home
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