HG Thread.
EXPRESS GAMES
>First 48
>>7324696
Sunflower
>>7324696
Corvo Attano
Coraline Jones
>>7324696
General Pepel
Senator Armstrong
Firebrand
>>7324696
Kuzuki
Link
Kotarou Tennouji
Plankton
T-elos
Rin Hoshizora
>>7324696
Its time for Young Black Jack
Tohru Kunikuda
>>7324696
Claptrap
>>7324633
You have siblings? Can they all do the sword-and-arm thing like you?!
>>7324685
Chum Bucket? Krusty Krab? What are you even saying, minion?!
Ramona Flowers
Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck
>>7324696
Jack Gallagher
Ryoma
Angry pupper
>>7324696
Ayanami Rei
>>7324696
Markiplier
>>7324685
He's a kind soul, I doubt he would want to take over the whole world. Still, I'll ask him if he wants to join.
His name is Tiny Box Tim! I named him myself, if you couldn't tell!
>>7324696
Leon Kuwata
>>7324696
Bandit Keith
Artoria Pendragon
>>7324696
Toot
Johnny Joestar
Girl with an energy blade
Riley Blue
Yoshimitsu the 1st
Ken Kaneki
Reaver
And sorry to those I dropped suddenly. Something quite important came that I simply could not leave alone. So, little rat trainer and mechanical samurai, you still around? I'd love to carry on with our charming conversations.
Alisha Diphda
Godzilla
>>7324696
Roy Mustang
Demon Archer
Len
>>7324696
Tenshi
Gyro
>>7324696
Azrael
>>7324696
Nightmare Lenny
Vore
Eggman-kun
>>7324696
Hanbei
>>7324696
Riza
Imposter
Zero
>>7324685(Plankton)
>She has a little giggle to herself
Excuse me, but I have a hard time believing someone of your size can do much.
Kongou
>>7324696
Solf J. Kimblee
Kokichi Ouma
>>7324731
TND?
>>7324696
Briggs bitch
>>7324729
Not related by blood but something thicker! Only I has mastered the technique!
>>7324678
Always keep a watchful eye child! Any one being can be the next nightmare!
>>7324697
Proper speaking, ye don't have to be old to do it!
>>7324759
I, The Great Yoshimitsu, is indeed still here!
>>7324696
Gabriel
What a diverse group of people whom are about to die!
>>7324685
>>7324717
NEITHER of those sound healthy!
>>7324687
>>7324706
It's what people call me.... Eh. I put my little brother in charge for a day, and he demanded I go out here for some reason. Family.
>>7324700
>>7324712
What's a steroid? It's a natural evolution when they grow so strong. And then...after a while, it happens again. An Ampharos is that second evolution. About...ooh, four and a half feet tall typically, and enough electricity to fry nearly anything. Pretty fun, huh?
>>7324759
Indeed I am. If I remember, you were calling me "young man" and asking if my partner actually had any strength to back it's size up?
>>7324847
And when that comes, I'll be ready. For now...I'll keep taking this fragile body easy.
>>7324729
>PR Mode engaged
I'm glad you asked! Now see, the Chum Bucket is only the finest restaurant in al-
>Feelings of inferiority engaged
MINION? I don't know what's going through your defective cranium, but if anything YOU are MY minion in this relationship! Is that clear, MINION?
>>7324741
>He feigns interest very clearly.
Let me guess. He's a small box? How original. Now then, let's get to the conversion to Plankton's Club of Hatred Against the World.
>>7324793
Oh do you?
>He produces a remote control from literally nowhere, and presses the only button. The remote then turns into a jetpack, which he dons, flying up to eye level.
My mechanical gifts are second to none! I am the smartest microbe of the modern day, and you have the BARNACLES to say that you doubt me to my face?
>>7324595
My girl, time will not stop so you can make sense of things slowly. You must act fast and learn fast if you ever hope to become a true huntress!
>>7324596
Not of my world!?
That's simply preposterous. We're in Vale are we not? Ozpin sent me to do some teaching at a small off the map town just south of Beacon.
>>7324612
I'm not fast, you're simply to slow. But with time and effort you'll be able to keep up. But you'd better learn quickly because I'm not slowing down for students. If you miss anything you'll just have to ask one of your other classmates
>>7324617
Not good... Not good at all young man. Forgetting history is a sin! After all those who forget history are destined to repeat it.
>>7324633
I think thyself as a doctor thank you, I didn't earn the PhD for nothing.
I'm also a professor and a skilled veteran huntsman.
Also, saying your specialty is deception isn't very deceptive. Then they know you're deceptive and it's had to decive them.
You do well to learn my boy.
>>7324639
America? Where abouts on the map is that? Near Vacuo maybe? Or near Menagerie?
>>7324816
What are you asking me?
I wonder if I won't die in first day.
Just because it's simple tactic - kill their medic, and you have chance to win.
>>7324847
I am a little sleepy, my bad.
>>7324873
Let us begin.
>>7324873
The toot is this? where's the all-you-can-eat food?!
>>7324873
Alright, let's see if I can't knock it out of the park this time.
>secret avatar weekend
>90% of tributes are either old, real life people, or /co/
>>7324873
In honor of the ascension of our most Glorious God Emperor, an American takes the stage!
>>7324907
>lack of animu
I don't see he problem.
>>7324472
>
I don't posses a masculine organ on me! T-That should be comletely obvious!
>>7324675
...Yes, let's just retreat for today.
>Seibah slowly leaves the room.
>>7324919
This desu
>>7324847
Something thicker?
Uhhh...molasses?
>>7324873
Ready to be the hero!
>>7324880
Hey, wait, hold on a minute! You're MY minion! Who's the one who got punched in the face, huh?!
>>7324907
Who you calling old! you want me to cut my self?!
>>7324882
Ooh, no, I'm way too frail, my mind can move plenty fast, though.
And I'm a bit old for having a teacher, you know.
No swaps. LET'S DO THIS!
>>7324873
Looks good to me.
>>7324876
You have a little brother? Huh. I get what you mean, my parents are like that too. Whenever they acknowledge my existence, anyway.
>>7324882
But I don't want to be a huntress. I think.
>>7324907
>what's wrong with real life people and /co/?
>>7324929
yes
>>7324873
Looks great! let's go!
>>7324873
Let's begin.
>>7324880
>Her eyes light up
Oh! Did you make this yourself? How does it work?
>>7324882
I'm afraid not, sir. You're in an entirely different world now.
>>7324873
Fight me!
>>7324873
Let's get this one over with.
>>7324876
You don't know what a steroid is and yet you're allowed to surround yourself with...those things? What're your parents doing while you walk around like this?
I don't know how much fun I'd call evolution, but I guess this is better than you getting interested in gangs. Let me tell you, that is not within your best interest.
>>7324882
Relax, old man. I did my time and passed all the classes I need to. I don't see any reason to keep that useless junk stuffed inside my head. It's not like I'll eventually become a teacher after I settle down.
>>7324931
Come on! We have more chances of winning if we stick together!
>>7324936
11037
>>7324933
3D and /co/ are pig disgusting
>>7324816
>playing a character from a source I already have an ava from
Keep trying, m8.
>>7324946
>>7324873
District 5, halfway in the centre as expected.
Now then, shall we commence this contest underway?
>>7324907
I most certainly get the realistic approach, but old? Certainly not, I don't see where you are coming from with this statement, Mr. Anonymous.
>>7324946
If you do it, I will rape you in da ass
>>7324931
How can I be strangled?! I don't have anything TO strangle!
>>7324931
Ugh...I don't want to go...can't you just let me die here?
>>7324931
I'll have to find the food now!
>>7324935
FINE!
>cuts herself
awwwww~ much better.
>>7324946
>>7324959
>
>>7324931
Ah sweet, subspace door.
>>7324931
The first casualty of this war. Unfortunately it had to be you.
>>7324931
Ugh... I have all I need, I'll just let her have this.
>>7324931
Ha! You think I'm going to shed blood already!? My forefathers taught me better than that! It's time to learn from the great Revolutionaries that won my country and live to fight another day!
>With such patriotic words, the American turned tail and fled, amusingly ignoring the irony of his hatred of the French
>>7324921
I don't see what the issue is. What's wrong with being Byakuya Togami?
>>7324873
Yoooooooooo! May the just win!
>>7324876
A healthy way to approach life. I can tell you are just, my boy!
>>7324882
Is that how ye see it boy? As you were speaking, I was able to nab that enticing bag of yours! How's that for deceptive?
>>7324892
Tis is fine my child. Tis my fault for judging you this early!
>>7324924
Duties and the code of the Manji! We treat each other and everyone just as a family member in need!
>>7324931
Behold!
>The ninja disappears in a puff of smoke!
>>7324931
>He was sidetracked by a couple of tough looking guys and decided to devour them instead of showing up.
>>7324959
>>7324980
>pulls out a 4kids classified invisible gun
Your time is up, Keith
Tell everyone you're canadian
>>7324931
Consider yourselves lucky that I decided not to kill you worthless worms at the start!
>>7324873
I like that man with the American bandanna on! He looks like a person I can trust!
Guys, I promise you, and the end of this episode, I'm going to at least make it near the top.
>>7324880
Yep! He's a good friend of mine, even if we don't see each other often. Cough cough, mostlybecausehedoesn'texistandisfromagameIplayedonce, cough cough.
Hatred against the world? What did the world do to you?
>>7324882
On that HUGE continent to the left on the world map! Right next to Canada and Mexico! It's the third largest country and is generally considered the freest one!
I'm assuming that Vacuo's referring to Brazil. It sounds Brazilian, at least!
>>7324847
Oh, good! Thought you'd run and off and perhaps got yourself hurt or something of the sort. Now, you mentioned your immortality cam with a great price, something in a similar wording, correct?
>>7324876
Ah yes, the large...orange rodent. He is your, companion I heard? Does it understand human language?
>>7324921
One way to prove it. Pants, skirt and undergarment off.
>>7324956
THAT'S WRONG!
It's not just a number!
Turn arond on 180 degress!
Its LEON
>>7324946
>>7324959
What kind of black magic is this? As leader of the Occult Club, I demand an explanation.
>>7324931
I'm confiscating those goods in the name of the Royal Watch of Dunwall. Stand down, and you may leave unharmed.
>>7324931
Personally I prefer my trusty firearms, but having a little backup plan never hurts...yet.
>>7324956
Okaaay, you're telling me those numbers because...?
>>7325012
Well, y-yeah! That's my name! But it doesn't mean anything!
>>7324931
Corvo's actions surprise nobody
>>7324876
Oh come on, my chum is completely healthy. I *gulp* eat it myself every day, y-yeah! I even have some on me for you to enjoy!
>He produces what could only be described as raw entrails with the scent of week old garbage.
>>7324873
I am ready! Plankton will finally prove he is superior on the battlefield!
>>7324924
Who's the one with a memory the size of my finger nubs? YOU! I am clearly the superior being in every way besides brute strength, which is all a rust bucket like you has!
>>7324931
And now, it's time to shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
>He turns up the thrust on his jetpack all the way. He goes a bit more than jogging speed.
>>7324938
Basic principles of rocket science. It's not particularly difficult if you know what you're doi-WAIT, DON'T YOU PATRONIZE ME! BE TERRIFIED OF MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT!
>>7325008
The world doubted me, so the world will pay! All will kneel before me! ALL HAIL PLANKTON! ALL HAIL PLANKTON!
...
That and my restaurant is a ghost town.
>>7325043
Only one bitch that eats people is allowed here!
>>7324989
I appreciate your understanding.
>>7324973
disgusting
please continue and go back in the earth
>>7325043
Get. Out.
>>7325043
I feel as if someone is watching me.
>>7325003
C-Canadian!? Y-yeah, right! Where's your proof, huh!? You can't scare me with your finger gun, I'm an American!
>But the proud American duelist couldn't hide the fact that his knees were quaking a bit in their Levis jeans, the official jeans worn by any proud citizen of the US of A!
>>7325043
Hey, buddy! Check out this baby!
>So proud of his nationality, Bandit Keith could not resist giving the orange haired man a revolver.
Made in the good ol' US of A! Whaddya think of that, ya jap!?
>And those were the American's famous last words, for whether on accident or on purpose, Bandit Keith was shot and killed.
>>7325043
Oh, come on, man! Don't leave me to die like this!
>>7324933
We love each other, it's just always such a hassle when I leave him in charge...honestly, I don't know how I forget that.
>>7324948
I'm in government and military, I don't know why I'd need that. And they've kinda been retired for years? I'm the head of the family, you know.
Hmm...I could show you an evolution, I guess.
>>7324989
And I need all the healthiness I can get, believe me. Sheesh, first I get called girl, now everyone's saying I'm a kid?
>>7325009
>"Rai, Rai-chu!"
>The pokemon nods eagerly.
He's every bit as intelligent as you or the next guy, you know.
>>7325059
>He gags.
Yeah...I think I'm good. My constitution's too...picky....
>>7325043
Please forgive me for what I am about to do. I will return for you then Sokolov finally finds a cure for the plague.
>>7325043
>She looks at the note containing a very bad piece of handwriting before crumbling it up and throwing it away in a trashbin.
If you wish for my extermination, come and do the deed yourself, craven.
>>7325043
And you'll never believe where I got it.
So when do we start the guessing game?
>>7325042
That means, that you are murder!
>>7325072
Fuck you, I don't listen to you fucks, unless you're willing to hump me.
>>7325086
(kaito?)
>>7324931
Now whatever does this portal do-
>*WHOOSH*
..Ah, that explains everything. Numerous multiple portals can lead towards quite a high-risk, high-reward ordeal in my bearings..
>>7325043
Whomever this Eggman individual is doing.. For whom it may concern, I shall state my intentions to scout the marionette for any further details that can come in handy usage.
>>7325043
Hey. Lady? Call it a hunch, but I doubt we're supposed to be here.
>>7325061
>>7325043
That's not how you should be looking at the situation at hand here.
>>7325077
You may not have changed history, but one of you kind of changed the geography
>>7325009
You'd be correct! Ye see, the sword of Yoshimitsu, though a powerful weapon. Is also a dangerous one! If it doesn't not slay it's fair share of evil, the user will turn insane!
>>7325043
The scoundrels will not live for this! Prepare thyselves lest you be taken down too swiftly!
>>7325086
There is only one way to escape that fate! Train yourselves in the art of combat! I be sure that your partners will be better for it as well!
>>7325043
>>7325089
I shall. Prepare yourself.
>>7325059
Terrified? I'm more amazed that you made something that can help you fly! Imagine if everyone had one of those!
>>7325117
I-I was defeated again!?
>>7325117
Dying with my brothers and sisters. A death I will not take for granted!
>>7325117
Your first mistake was to seek shelter within a sanctuary with only one entrance. Such idiocy must be punished within these borders.
>
>>7324989
I have no idea what that is, but it sounds highly strict and borderline utopian! I love it!
>>7325059
My memory is quite expansive! You have NO IDEA of the specs Hyperion has put inside me! It's probably more than a calculator!
>>7325043
It was the mannequins. Disappear, my ass. Don't believe their lies! IT WAS THE FUCKING MANNEQUINS WITH THEIR FEATURELESS FACES--
>>7325059
All hail Plankton-- I mean, what do you mean they doubted you? Just because one place treated you like crap doesn't mean that the world should pay for it! It's a large world out there!
I mean, that restaurant problem can be solved easy-peasy if you know the right places! What're ya selling, buddy ol' friend of mine?
>>7325106
Say that again and I'll start eating you! I haven't eaten anything in a while!
>eats a chicken
I'm basically starving!
>eats a cow
hunger is my middle name!
>>7325117
FINALLY! MY TRIPLE-SIZED SANDWICH!
>>7325117
Didn't realize this was all going to be so fancy.
>>7325117
Thank you for this kind gesture sir, your deeds will not be forgotten. If we meet in the arena, I'll make sure to repay all this to you.
>>7325086
How'd a kid get into the government and military? Sounds kind of shady. You doing anything shady? It sounds like shady business. The evolution sound nice, but you see one sheep you've seen them all, so I'm not interested.
>>7325117
You pups get your sleep. I'll relax here for a bit.
>>7325133
Dissapointing. I expected better from a woan bold enough to make such claims. Go and cleanse your wounds. You are welcome to try again.
>>7325086
Oh, so it has understood every word I've been saying then? Thats a bit unfortunate, if you say its as intelligent as any other thing, then excuse my rudeness. You see, back in my homeland, I'm not a large fan of the rodent species since a large majority carried a deadly disease that wiped out most of my labo- er, my workers. Set me back a few million!
>>7325124
Hm, so you kill just as I do then for immortality? Now, tell me, despite them being different morally, does that change the fact that we both obtained our living status through such dastardly means?
>>7325097
H-Hold on! I didn't even kill anyone this game! You've got it all wrong!
>>7325043
Should I? I figured I should just hide and wait for everyone to kill each other until I'm the last one alive.
>>7325086
Yeah, letting your little brother in charge of everything doesn't sound like good planning if you ask me...
>>7325117
I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight..
>is a door
>>7325117
No one has it in them to make a kill, but at least the arena's still dangerous.
>>7325117
>the general simply dusts himself after emerging from the wreckage
You need more than that to take down a bull moose.
>>7325117
>oh, that hurts so much. God bless, the height was not so big
>I need to spling it. At the end, it will help me for the first night.
>>7325148
You don't look like you're starving. You look like you're about to explode at any minute, if I were to be truthful about this.
>>7325117
Go ahead and sleep. I'm fine by myself.
>>7325117
Good evening! I hereby invite you all to a favourable dinner party at my abode at exactly __PM. Please inform me should you be absent from this event or think that this is a poor arrangement to partake in. Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.
>>7325187
that's a-door-able
>>7325194
Son of a bitch!
>aims the gun on her leg and shoots it
OH COME ON!
>>7325199
...Fuck you.
>>7325169
Oh, well...that's true. I am sorry Leon.
>>7325161
R-Right... We shall meet in battle yet.
>>7325194
It's easy. Almost too easy, but who has time to worry about the little things?
>>7325204
>>7325194
That went way better then expected, not bad guys.
>>7325210
You might as well get mad at yourself. I've done nothing wrong as of yet.
>>7325134
We don't appreciate your kind 'round these parts. Be for the best if ya keep on moving along
>>7325187
>opens
>>7325187
>stares at the door suspiciously
>>7325194
Dammit. I need to get out of here before she finds me.
>>7325194
Food. Water. Medical equipment....novels with adults position in sexually suggestive poses that are named Playboy.
Do we really need the latter?
>>7325204
>blushes
>>7325100
That's not me, but I am actually playing a secret ava this time, two actually.
>>7325210
Looks like you're having some trouble. Let me see that gun, and as soon as I fix it I'll give it back to you.
>>7325194
These frozen lakes tell quite a haunting tale, do they not?.. Now would be the appropriate time to take our leave and refrain from these lakes before anything catastrophic can occur.
>>7325241
W-what? But I just got here!
>>7325100
Who?
>>7325124
>He shakes his head.
It's not a possibility. Too sick to improve....
>>7325134
Weren't you here earlier?
>>7325156
I already told you, I'm not a kid. I'm in my 20s. My brother and I were just too good not to get an offer.
>He scratches his head.
And I didn't say necessarily with a Mareep, I can't 'force' that kind.
>>7325165
>It nods, before shrugging dismissively, as Hanbei pats it on the head.
There isn't a single known disease to transmit from Pokemon to human, actually. Handy, huh?
>>7325173
Hey! He's a pretty mature guy, honestly. More grounded than I am. Kinda spooky, though.... He's plenty responsible, though.
>>7325134
Namu namu namuuuuu!
>>7325146
A good world be a just world! Me and my siblings will make it happen! Whether it will be one year or 1000, our will is immortal!
>>7325165
Same but different it is! I attack only evildoers and the greedy! No more!
>>7325187
>He runs into the door. It doesn't break at all.
>>7325235
Well, now even the arena doesn't want to cooperate
>>7325274
Of course, I was the one who placed them in the first place.
>>7325294
God damn it!
>>7325043
Take this as a warning! Kneel before the might of Sheldon J. Plankton!
>>7325086
Oh come on, try it! It's... delicious!
>He turns to the side, takes a spoonful, and pretends to eat it before quickly throwing the spoon away.
Mmmmmmm! Taaaasty! Definitely would have it again!
>>7325117
>He brings a bucket of chum as an item for the non-existent potluck.
Hey hey hey! Guess who made Chumaroni? This microbe!
>It remains untouched all night.
>>7325133
CUT IT OUT! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING YOU GROVEL AT MY FEELERS!
>He pulls out another remote and activates it, causing a laser blaster to fold out of the top.
KNEEL!
>>7325146
>He chuckles.
You're so ignorant you don't even know how stupid you are! This is rich! But it's not time for jokes, minion, it's time for removing our enemies.
>>7325147
What am I selling?
>PR Mode: Active
Why, only the most delicious, nutritious, fast and easy food in the 7 seas! It clesrs your complexion, it improves your endurance, it even does your taxes on a slow day!
>>7325194
>He steals any excess flesh for Chum Flambe.
>>7325274
BOW DOWN TO ME, PUNY COWBOY! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM MY EYE FOREVER!
>>7325274
JUST WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!? SHOOT LIKE YOU NEVER SHOOT BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER
>>7325251
>becomes an open door
>>7325252
>If the door had eyes, it would stare back at you. However, it does not, because that would be silly. It continues to stand open inanimately and is completely unaware that you are currently staring rudely at it.
>>7325271
>thud
>>7325274
Wow, thanks for dinner, it was great.
>>7325274
D'oh! If only I could remove all this negativity
>>7325270
In that case, you're most likely older than me. How come you look so...soft? It's a miracle you can maintain this much youth at your age.
Eh, and animals an animal. If you show me an extinct one then I might be a bit more interested, but I'm not one to care for animals.
>>7325274
It's a mystery.
>>7325294
...
No thanks. I trust it's safe in there. Remember not to point it at anyone.
>>7325274
People are so bored no3 that they're asking to die. They're going to regret it soon.
>>7325270
Yeah but nobody noticed... I'm just waiting for someone to give me a command or somethiiing...
>>7325271
I didn't get that, can you repeat yourself? And say "Okay Xbox!" before you talk!
>>7325264
That's why i'm warning you to leave while you still can.
You console types are better off somewhere else, i reckon
>>7325311
Ohh? What's that?
>>7325335
Tell me of your dream, do you wish to conquer the world?
>>7325294
Then we're done here. I have no interest in talking to someone like you.
>>7325335
It's better off this way. There's no reason you should have to die while I live.
>>7325346
But then nobody can play my games!
>>7325335
Pointless. Asking for death now is pointless. Exterminate yourself and you will waste so much potential. It makes me feel sick. Go and rethink that you just wished for, canine.
>>7325271
Hm, fair enough, as long as you dont wave that flimsy sword around in my face.
I cant help but to notice most of your body parts look mechanical. Surely there must be a story behind something like that...
>>7325270
Hm, quite useful actually. Now if only the rodents in my home were filled with that creature. I'm sure that somewhat bring my profits to normal levels again..
>>7325335
Any moment now.
>>7325335
>thinking about all shit he saw during the war in Vietnam
>>7325335
Again with this!? I can't seem to hit anything...
>>7325271
So you're ALL self-appointed warriors of justice! If I could cry, that would bring a tear to my eye!
>>7325311
Our...enemies? What mutual enemies could we POSSIBLY have, minion?!
>>7325311
It does my taxes AND improves my endurance?
>Mark is suddenly much more interested than he should be, looking at the plankton in intrigue
Okay, you have me sold. I'd ask if you have any, but I doubt you would keep it. Give me a location and then I'll check it out!
>>7325368
at sub 30fps? I think we're fine without them, nerd
>>7325270
He sounds...peculiar.
>>7325335
Great. This is exactly what I needed.
>>7325318
>hesitates before walking through the door
>>7325397
...So that's how it is, huh?
>>7325311
You know I saw all that, right?
>>7325330
Heh, you think this is crazy, you should see my little brother, he looks like the ghost of a 60-year-old, I really don't geti t myself.
...If you hadn't noticed, you don't even know what Pokemon are, so they're all pretty unique compared to what you're used to.
>>7325344
"Command"?
>>7325374
>There's the crackle of electricity, as sparks come off of a now disgruntled-looking Raichu. It stops when Hanbei pats it on the head.
You're talking an awful lot like they're just tools, you know.
>>7325403
He suure is...always hangs out with ghost-types. So, got a name?
>>7325385
>think of something to say
>nothing
>>7325330
Your loss!
>>7325363
Come back with snacks next time, you fat man.
>>7325414
That's right.
>>7325416
You've got to be kidding...
>>7325416
Wonderful to be cursed already by an unknown entity. No matter. I shall break this curse myself and the person behind it. With my bare hands if need be. Nothing but myself will control my destiny.
>>7325270
>The man is silent as he approaches the other. A possibly sinister aura coming off of him.
>>7325318
>He slides down it before suddenly disappearing. He is then seen sitting down just a few feet away.
>>7325344
So ye can speak! One eyed one, I do believe I have nothing I want from thyself!
>>7325374
This body is entirely human! Almost entirely human!
>He gestures to his right arm. Look closely and you can see the gears moving.
This was a result of my overconfidence and anger.
>>7325390
And ye can be too if you wish! There's always enough space on this planet for one more!
>>7324930
Nonsense, we're never too old to pursue knowledge!
>>7324933
Do you wish to aid in the culling of the creatures of grimm? The heartless monsters that destroy all that which creates.
If you answered yes then you wish to become a huntress.
>>7324938
Well that's.. positivly amazing! This new world must have all kinds of historical events and new forms of archaeology to discover!
>>7324948
Useless junk!? History is anything but unless junk. It's the backbone of society!
You should always strive to learn from history even if you don't wish to be a teacher like myself. Any trail you choose to follow in world you can always learn more about it from history.
>>7324989
>Zipping towards you he grabs his bag back before suddenly moving back to his original position.
How dare you touch my belongings. This is all I have left to survive until I get a better grasp of where it is I am.
>>7325008
It... Might? For once I my life I have no clue about anything geographical.
Anyway the land of the free? So you've found a place for humans and faunus to be free together without hate? How wonderful?
>>7325043
I'd appreciate it if you'd give me my clothes back... They're kinda the only set I brought with me.
>>7325054
I'm afraid you've lost me...
>>7325117
Killing another human?
I simply can't agree with that...
>>7325274
>>7325314
>Seemingly teleporting out of the way of the bullet everytime
I'm afraid you've have to have a better aim then that.
>Sorry for the late reply. Gotta run around helping family out and typing on mobile a shit.
>>7325335
Lazy? No no, surely I do not slack around - all I can aspire to be is 'to be nobler than you once were, not to be greater than your fellow man.'
>>7325416
Roy is quite the competitor in this arena, but I do not wish to state the intentions of something a scoundrel like Ariya Daivari would do.
>>7325414
Hm? Perhaps I worded that a tad wrong...
I meant it would be nice to replace the disease ridden vermin infesting Bowerstone, that way my workers would no longer die from the various diseases that have been transmitted to them..but you mentioned me thinking about them as tools? Why, can do they more than walk around and think like humans?
>>7325414
I thought you were talking about those tomodachi things I used to play with, but then I saw an actual sheep and thought you were insane. I can't really wrap my brain around there being more than that sheep thing. The world would be a lot more chaotic if that were the truth.
>>7325416
You guys are welcome. As the French say, bone apple the teet.
>>7325416
Hate mail? Who could possibly hate me?!
>>7325416
Day 4. This is more like it.
>>7325446
>all that on mobile
You have my respect, whoever you are.
>>7325414
Ghost-types? You mean spirits?
Oh, right. I knew I was forgetting something.
Coraline. Coraline Jones. And you're...?
>>7325416
Can you blame me though? This place is a war zone!
>>7325403
>You walk through the door. Unsurprisingly you find yourself on the other side of the door, just as you would expect. Nothing you can perceive has changed, except of course for the position of the door now being behind you.
>>7325444
>The door continues to be, as it always has been, a door.
>>7325446
>mobile
jesus man
>>7325410
i did tell you to leave, loser. you consoles are all the same.
I like how threads aren't dead now
>>7325444
>>7325475
Nobody wants an Xbox nowadays...
>>7325414
>You feel someone slapping you on the back of your head.
I am not your brother, boy. Don't refer to me as such.
>>7325354
IT'S A FIREY LASER OF DOOM YOU IMBECILE!
>He angrily smashes the button a second time, firing a laser at a nearby stone and destroying it.
WHAT PART OF KNEEL AT MY FEET DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
>>7325390
EVERYONE! The goal of this death arena is to prove yourself the ultimate power! If I do that, then nothing can stop me! I'll even let you be my second in command.
>>7325395
Oh, I always have some with me! Behold, CHUM! ONLY SOLD AT THE CHUM BUCKET!
>He produces a pail of what looks and smells like rancid entrails ground into hamburger.
>>7325414
>He sweats heavily.
All of what, hahaha. I'll even have some m-more!
>He scoops up a bit, and then strains against every instinct in his body to put it in his mouth, chew, and swallow. He's left gagging.
Hah...hah...t-tangy! Ahaha.
>>7325416
I AM PLANKTON! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, SLAVE!
>>7325463
Yes, YES! I AM THE DANGER! RECONGNIZE IT!
>>7325428
Are you aware of who you're calling fat, lady? Look at yourself. Not to be rude, but you kind of look like a blob. Actually, with your weird grey skin you don't really look healthy at all. What happened to you?
>>7325446
Hard work and ethics is the backbone. I don't know how you're mistaken it for history, but I'm pretty sure that's some bone in the foot.
>>7325463
Everyone's too busy staring at the sun. Time to make the sun disappear.
>>7325491
You look like you just saw a mirror
>>7325465
>be mobile since day 1
>no one has complimented me yet
Truly suffering being a who with no friends here and shit rp with no chance of a reply chain
>>7325483
This smell.
It smells like...
>>7325491
>>7325463
>As she sees her decoy truck blow up and the three unlucky but foolish tributes blow up, a smile appearso n her face.
A classic ambush using a truck with supplies as bait. It seems that my initial attempts at using humanity's tactics against them is proving fruitful. But yet...This example of a trap was so obvious, any sane human should've noticed somethign was amiss.The powers in this arena truly are restricting one's judgment.
>>7325463
Hey.
>Kuzuki karate chops the girls forehead
Knock it off. Grown-ups need naps more than you guys.
>>7325446
I don't even know what you're talking about. But...if those monsters are real and they hurt people...I guess I don't have much of a choice.
>>7325463
It's too dangerous here to sleep! You need to stay awake!
>>7325467
...
>disappointed, she shuts the door behind her
Well. That was a waste of time.
>>7325487
You wanna find out in bed, or you wanna shut the fuck up?
>>7325491
>>7325510
>>7325463
I suppose plants have similar mannerisms and feelings as others alike.. and in addition to that, I do not harbour any plans to dispatch of this flower.
>>7325505
A solar eclipse of all things? Now what can possibly lead to the demise of o-
>>7325446
I think so too! But the only thing I've discovered here is a mysterious gate and the pillars surrounding it. There's writing inscribed on them, but I can't read it at all.
>>7325477
>Seriously, I'm having trouble keeping up.
>>7325483
!
>Alisha acts fast and crushes Plankton between her thumb and index finger
>>7325444
Ah, you see, its hard to tell when a majority of your body is covered in armor. I saw the arm and rationally assumed you were some sort of incognous machine.
Whenever I see a man thats without a limb that wasn't through the result or hard labor, I always get a bit curious. Whats the ill fate behind that arm of yours?
>>7325506
been here two years
most replies I've ever got to are pea was like 4
half of them didn't reply again.
I remain convinced the only way to have multiple conversations at once is through samefagging with yourself.
>>7325505
Is it safe? Can I open my eyes now?
>>7325530
Ten tributes and an annoying dog remain. Have some rest.
>>7325444
Does this mean I can FINALLY be a hero?!
>>7325483
But you're so tiny! How can you possibly be the biggest, baddest one here?!
>>7325446
(It's okay! It's better late than never, after all.)
Maybe you live somewhere where every continent and country are named different things. That's okay! If you have a world map, I'll show you what I mean.
I don't know what you mean by faunus. Although America isn't without its fair share of problems and prejudices, I believe that it'll be fine eventually. So, yeah! Land of the Free, baby!
>>7325483
I, uh...
>Mark looks confused at the bucket for a few moments, seeming like he was staring a hole through it
Chum? That isn't residue or scarps? I don't know, that doesn't look too healthy. Almost like it was let outside for a week or two.
>>7325505
Go now. Lord Protector. You have an Empress that depends on you. I shall tear the wings of this beast out or die trying.
>>7325523
That depends, are you going to be in bed too, or am I gonna get my own bed that won't be shared with disgusting creatures?
>>7325520
That may be true, but what sense is there in keeping a man awake? It's dangerous to roam around here without a little shut-eye.
>>7325535
Sucks man. Make me feel like shit because my avas/secret avas will go unnoticed since I don't entry post or have good enough rp to attract attention or get people to fag from the same source as you
>>7325436
You're not a slave or anything.
>>7325444
What?
>The Raichu steps in the way. Hanbei, however, seems just the same. Seems to, anyways.
>>7325446
I didn't say that, I just said that I'm a bit too old for teachers. But isn't this all beside the point?
>>7325460
It's just a simple fact here, honestly.
>A small, little brown fox-like thing bounds up to him.
Ah, there he is now. Check this out.
>He crouches down next to the Eevee, and pulls out a little yellow rock with a lightning bolt in the center of it.
>>7325449
They don't just think, they feel like us, too! And sure...they've got plenty of strength in them.
>>7325466
Ghost pokemon...I'm seeing a pattern here.
Hanbei, Hanbei Takenaka.
>He grins, and offers a floppy-sleeved wave.
>>7325483
I can see how hard you're trying to sell it, really, I am. But I'm just not interested.
>>7325481
Hah! Oh come on, we have matching names and everything. We might as well be, at this point.
>>7325491
You should probably cool down a bit.
>>7325531
>>7325477
>So am I.
>>7325549
It was absolutely gross and I won't have any more of your poison.
>>7325549
Two lifeless corpses - one male, one female - to set the mood.
>>7325580
Okay, but I'm a console.
>>7325549
If you think my cooking is bad you should try NY daughter's.
>>7325585
>>7325580
You know what irks me the most despite all your disgusting enthousiasm? That YOU are the elder despite your appearance. Whatever the gods have in store for the world, they tend to use me as a joke.
>>7325572
Both!
>when you take nine minutes doing a post
i never took this long before
>>7325585
Now only six of you remain. Will the winner be a newcomer, or a veteran? Place your bets if you're interested..
>>7325446
Quite simple! That was too show that there's more to deception than words! I had no intent on keeping it.
>>7325467
>The man continues to sit, looking utterly trumped.
Ye be a strong foe! I ask you of your name!
>>7325479
Will this X box be a tool of justice?
>>7325534
Sit down and listen to my tale! Do you know of Oda Nobunaga?
>>7325551
I shouldn't have been the reason for you to know this! As long as you have a heroic spirit, you can be a follower of justice!
>>7325580
>Without a warning, he suddenly grabs the man's face with his palm.
You must calm thyself. This will help you child.
>>7325549
I've done enough exploring to last me a lifetime.
>>7325572
What if someone ambushes you while you're asleep?
>>7325580
Hanbei...that's a pretty cool name. Are you Japanese?
>>7325585
Don't wanna risk dying!
>>7325623
Yeah! Video games are justice!
>>7325520
>The door creaks seemingly with displeasure as it is shut, or perhaps it does this simply because the hinges are loose. The door then makes a resounding "click!", ensuring that the lock mechanism will properly secure the door in it's place.
>The door now returns to being a door. Not that it stopped being one of course.
>>7325615
That just means you have all kinds of people to talk to...
>>7325630
>buys a PS4 in front of you
Well well well, look at all these slifer slackers. I'm not even sure why you're all still here. You should just be expelled so this school can be rid of your shitty dorm.
>>7325505
AAAAAH! MY EYE! MY SINGULAR EYE CAN'T HANDLE THIS SUDDEN CHANGE OF AMBIENT LIGHT!
>He's then stepped on.
>>7325531
>Splatter Counter: 2
>The jetpack folds back up into a small remote, and clatters to the ground.
>Plankton is currently smeared all over her index finger and thumb.
>>7325551
That's just it. If I win enough of these dumb little games, then I'll be shown to be the best! Isn't that obvious, minion?
>>7325566
This is 100% fresh, high quality chum! The freshest around! Won't you try some?
>He waggles a wooden spoon at Mark.
It won't keep forever!
>>7325580
PLEASE JUST BUY SOME! I HAVE SO MUCH OF THIS AND NO ONE WANTS TO BUY ANY! MY RESTAURANT IS GOING UNDER AND I CAN'T GET A DECENT RECIPE!
>>7325638
i'm talking to two people
literally two people
this is alarming
>>7325633
>kissu
>>7325641
>>7325636
Actually, I can't understand reason of the death...
>>7325658
>kissus
Halo
>>7325636
The final six decide to take a break from killing.
>>7325580
Plenty of strength as well?...Intriguing...
Well, I'd love to carry on with this conversation, but I'm a rather busy man and theres many places I need to visit. I'll be seeing you quite soon.
>>7325623
Oda Nobunaga? Name doesnt ring a bell, but I'll have to leave for a short period of time once more. Prepare this story of yours and I'm sure I'll be back in a timely manner.
>>7325654
Replying to slides with no one talking to me
>>7325669
H-Hey! If you want to play Halo, you don't need to kiss the console!
>>7325620
Whoops! Sorry about that!
>>7325671
They won't mind if I keep it, right?
>>7325630
Then it is decided! I shall use these video games to dispense justice!
>>7325674
Ye should titillate your ears then fro this exciting story! Fare thee well!
>>7325671
A LONG break.
>>7325679
Kinect, prepare to get kissued
>kissus again
>>7325679
Halo ended with Reach
>>7325675
then let's talk to each other
>no one gave me a (You)
I guess it doesn't pay being a knockoff Seto Kaiba....
>>7325691
A rag tag team indeed.
>>7325643
FUCK!
I just cut myself on your chin.
>>7325691
This late in the game? I don't think this is a good idea.
>>7325695
Find me and chat
>>7325580
>Kuzuki crouches down to get closer to the Eevee and starts petting it
Hey, what a cute fox! Where'd you get something like this on such short notice?
>he then averts his gaze to the stone and gets up to look at it more closely
Where'd you find this one? It's kind of weird. I've never seen a yellow rock before.
>>7325609
Both? It can't be both. Which one is it? Not to be rude, but I kind of want it to be the one where you're not on it. I don't think I'd fit.
>>7325620
I know I insulted history, but don't you think this is a tad bit extreme?
>>7325629
I haven't really thought of that yet...
Aha! You see, I won't be able to do anything, but you can! What you're the bait? They'll try ambushing you instead, and then when I wake I'll help you out of that sticky situation. It's a perfect plan!
>>7325643
...I don't think you are where you think you are.
>>7325652
>Alisha uses a small napkin to clean the creature off, then tosses it aside while picking up the remote
Hm... If I could have this taken apart and see what makes it work, then I could many of these made for my people.
>Alisha walks away with her newfound treasure
>>7325685
Great! So what do you want to play?
>>7325692
Anon you need to stop kissing me! What will my big brother think?
>>7325694
B-But there's Halo 5...
>>7325652
>Mark considers his options for a moment before shrugging, taking the spoon and taking some chum
I mean, I have a feeling you're not lying. Well, what the hell? Worst case scenario is that I get sick.
>>7325623
>Yell as you might, the door doesn't respond.
>>7325655
>Is kissu'd
>Your lip gets a splinter from the door's rugged surface
>>7325712
Well find, fuck you, I'll find my self a cucumber and stuff in me while thinking about you, whatcha gonna do about that, fucker?
>Walks away in a rage