ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite gay?
.... I am legally free from Ghetsis for the first time in my life. I have no words for how great this feels.
>>7322920
>The Natu claps sarcastically at the morons performance.
>>7322997
Gladion, for several reasons.
>>7322997
Info rules and shit: http://pastebin.com/u8KFcXMW
>>7322920
>>7322938
>Sniffers considers stabbing Sven for a second, but reconsiders, knowing murder makes him no better than him.
>He spits on Sven, before limping back to the Farsail group.
>>7322997
Either N or Gladion, bro. It's hard to choose. Can I, like, pick both?
>>7322997
N, or Gladion if N isn't out of the closet yet.
Yes, I'm aware my favorite gay in this site hates my guts for fucking shit up.
>>7323015
Niiiice.
>>7323039
...fair enough, I guess. Let's get his pokemon to Plasma first.
>>7323042
Dude that's great! Enjoy your freedom and help Gladion get his.
>>7323049
Let's go, little dude, that asshole is going to pay the hard way.
Though I kinda wish he had managed it just to meet May Dafoe over on the other side.
>>7323059
Go... to... hell...
>Two shots left.
>One for you, and one for him.
>>7323108
( Avatarfag problems )
>>7323049
>>7323059
>>7323070
You guys might want to flee fast, I can hear the cop car sirens. And what might be a Ranger on a flygon in the distance, probably to check on the soon to be free pokemon.
Also get David out quickly, Sniffers seems to be getting worse.
>>7322997
Gay ghosts
>>7323108
>The Natu uses Psychic in an attempt to stop the bullets and redirect them to his knees
>>7323108
>>7323123
WATCH THE FUCK OUT
>>7323155
>Sven's shot at the Zangoose goes wide by feet.
>The last shot's a dud. It won't fire.
>He tosses the gun dejectedly.
>>7323108
>>7323155
...I have no words for this guys stupidity, kneecapped himself. Come on, we're getting the pokeballs to plasma and getting out of here
>Grabs all the pokeballs in his arm and runs to where the plasma agents are standing by, passing them over and climbing back up the rope to the Lucifer
Buddy here, finally made it to the mainland. Couldn't get off that balloon fast enough, though I am actually grateful for the help I got. Learned some stuff I didn't know before, and ended up with a few questions I didn't ask. They dropped me off at -where else- Rocket Diner on Route 39. Met with the staff again, business is picking up a little for them. Prolly gonna hafta hitchhike to Goldenrod City, truck got impounded there, but it's not like I haven't hitchhiked before. Gonna borrow a backpack though, I don't think Fawning can handle the long distance we're going. I'll carry him most of the way.
>>7323186
>Hoopa holds a hoop up.
>Evens a pokeball flies out and nabs Emmy. Odds its a Neptune frosted coke
I am going to take my precious beloved braixen waifu and live with her in solace on a secluded moroccan beach and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>7323210
>is caught in a ball
>struggles to break free
>>7323210
>The madman lunges for the ball, trying to hit the button.
>>7323231
>is locked in the ball
>It sits where the rope ends, under the large ship
>>7322997
Gladion.
>>7323070
This was brought up several threads ago, and fa- Ghetsis - immediately began mocking me for it.
I was never in the closet, it was just never relevant to the conversations.
With any luck Gladion will be willing to take Lusamine's assets and disown her.
>>7323186
>The Plasma agents take the balls and fly off on their Pokemon
>>7323231
>Grabs the thing and chucks it into a hoop
>Evens he ends up i-
>>7323252
Hey!
>Opens another
>Evens a deep frozen coke flies out odds nothing happens
>>7323210
>>7323231
...this isn't good. At all. Pokeballs not registered to a trainer should not even work.
>>7323277
>teeters on the edge of the hoop, unaware of the world around him
>>7323283
It waaaas registered to a trainer~
>Snatches the pokeball and hoops out
>>7323277
>The Natu pecks the StrangeHoopGuy and empathically tells him to go pound sand
>>7323277
I got it!
>Ray dives for the ball now!
>>7323310
(goddammit)
>>7323306
>vanishes along with Hoopa
(fuck man, caught in a NORMAL FUCKING POKEBALL, couldn't have even been a fucking great ball or ultra ball)
>>7323310
>>7323321
>Gone already
>Recovers from concussion.
>>7323306
Okay, smartass. Who the fuck's it registered to and why the fuck did you do that?
>>7323306
Unforunate, no?
He will be stuck forever.
I wish you best luck.
>>7323338
Reminder to self: destroy this little bitch whenever possible
So, like... what now?
(I am dropping Ghetsis as a character, being antagonist is fucking hard, and I was originally setting up for a big plot in the long, long run to basically have him behind the scenes in other shit that will inevitably go down)
(using him to torment N was just a bonus and I think doing that too much is what ruined it)
>>7323370
I'm coming for you, fucker.
>ANGERY PSYCHIC KIWI THING NOISES
>flys off, having completed its main objective.
>>7323428
That's not me, mate.
I am still in Castelia
Sipping alcohol.
Come for me if you wish, but I wouldn't suggest it.
>>7323346
>>7323385
Its a bargaining chip. Let's say its registered to someone who posts here~
Now if you kill me your little buddy is gonna be stuck in deep space for all eternity, got it?
>>7323370
You're in Castelia City, no?
Good luck bailing out of there, I hear screaming from the police office.
>>7323461
You've got my attention, now what the fuck do you want for him?
>Streamchat
>Zang? ZANG? ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG?
>>7323388
Try to get the news to Lucy without making her break down too much.
Also you should consider again the "get everyone registered under John" plan again.
>>7323461
>A rogue minior crashes into hoopa as cosmic retribution for being a fuckass
>>7323461
And what would be that trainer you little fuckface?
>casually checking dex
>>7323540
(fan riot when)
>>7323467
It will be easy.
All I have to is this....
And I am gone now.
>He jumps down into a sewer entrance behind the bar
>>7323481
I-
>>7323510
HEY! Fuck off!
>>7323540
I need to talk with a few of my associates before negotiations begin.
A minute please.
>Is sitting in the blank emptiness of a pokeball
>Cold
>Alone
>>7323572
>MINIOR IS VERY CONFUSED
>MINIOR USED EXPLODE
>>7323561
Can't you do a damn thing yourself?
>Evens he's teleported to a safe location Odds nothing happens.
>>7323573
And I have my own.
Just watch me do a quick trick
And caught I be not.
>He hops into a pre prepped Hoopa hole
>>7323617
Can't you do anything right?
Good thing we had the emergency one, you idiot!
>>7323617
Turn on police radio, faggot.
>This is Interim Police Commander Thornton.
>We have an APB on an abduction, suspect decription as follows
>Suspect in considered armed, any unit encountering this man is to call for reinforcements and engage.
>I want this man dead or alive. I repeat. Dead or alive.
>Check sewers, check basements, check cargo crates. I want this man. It's personal.
Welp.
>>7323617
Alright, let me repeat this again, but slower.
What.
The fuck.
Do you want.
>>7323643
Hey I'll meet you back at base!
>>7323660
Shut up!
>>7323688
>>7323695
Me and my associates are going to talk these negotiations over.
But for now. How abooout.
The egg?
.... What in the name of...
Nope.
No. Not getting involved.
I am technically on vacation.
>>7323715
How about "I'd rather personally hunt down your associate and torture him to death?"
Try again.
>>7323688
(avatarfag problems, oh well I got dubs)
>>7323715
It seems that you should pray a bit more to the RNG gods, and maybe check on your portals more before using them.
Because I'm missing a pokeball, and the latest dex entry is for a zangoose.
>The Zangoose has curled up into a ball inside the ball, wishing for anything except the blank white infinity
>>7323751
Then Emmy stays in my pocket dimension until you guys grow up.
>>7323758
And you plan to get it out of a parallel dimension how? Pleaaase tell me.
>>7323781
>Attempts to speak
>Furious Lucario noises
>>7323781
I was thinking 'do the same thing to you next' but I'd reeeeally rather not go through the effort.
Now, you've made your unreasonable first offer.
What's your second?
>>7323751
I want to see you
Try and find me anytime soon.
You won't win this.
Hey guys, we've fucking got him.
... what?
Yes, he's in a Pokeball.
Hoopa's not that dumb.
>>7323725
Awwwww, too much for you, cutie?
>>7323781
>being a shit
>ignoring explode
>being a mega shit
Why are you like this.
>>7323829
(Mate he's a ghost type. Take Down and Explode don't affect him)
>>7323825
Thorne here. We have a possible visual on the suspect.
>Odds it's a false alarm
>Evens you fight
>Dubs he gets the first shot in
>>7323819
What's that?
>>7323823
Egg and get Emmy back or nothing, jerk.
>>7323829
(Listen I'm trying to make an interesting plot here. If you guys just want to asspull Emmy out I'm not having that. We aren't going to kill him, play the fuck along.)
>>7323872
Not if I have a word in on that!
>Evens he's back in his house Odds nothing!
>>7323781
Your face is as dumb as your plots are.
I forgot the precise details of the PC system, but it is possible to file for a ball lost at any pokecenter, having the pokeballs content get emergency recalled into your PC box. From ANYWHERE.
The only problem is that I'm stuck on this plane for the next 8.5 hours.
>>7323891
Mate I don't think anything but Hoopa and MAYBE Palkia can get something out of Hoopa's pocket dimension
>>7323890
>Thorne here, target's gone! He fucking teleported!
>FUCK!
>All units break pursuit. We lost him.
>>7323910
It's a longshot but it's going to be worth a try.
>>7323890
>Furious screaming intensifies
>>7322997
My favorite has to be...... that Zangoose that frequents this board!
>>7323872
If it's a fight you want
HEY GU-
>>7323890
.... nevermind.
Hoopa has it, false alarm!
>>7323890
Why do this, man?
What's your angle here?
Are you getting paid, or is, like, this your idea of fun?
Fuck it, I've got a counteroffer. Me for him.
>>7323891
Well that's good. Besides your stuff doesn't work in my pocket dimension.
>>7323912
Bye byyye.
>>7323927
Hmmm?
>>7323935
All good to go, partner!
>He puts his Oni Mask on
Operation Emrys is a go!
>>7323940
Nope. Egg or nothing.
>>7323969
(so tell me this Hoopafag)
(Did you fuck with my Ghetsis marrying Lusamine shit that I was using to set up something setting up just to shill your own Plot instead)
(because if so thats a fucking shitty thing to do)
>tries to sleep inside the ball on the cold, hard, blank white surface
>>7323969
Okay, why the fuck are you even doing this? Why the egg?
. . .
Fuck it. Drop us a hoop and give us 24 hours to talk this over.
>>7323940
Oh my associates are giving me an update. You hand over the egg peacefully and you get Emmy. Or I take the egg and you get nothing.
>>7323987
(Nah bro I was trying to set him up so people didn't say I was pulling this plot out of nowhere and trying to kill the discord. If you want that stuff undone. Ding. It is undone. Me and a few people have been planning this plot for a while.)
>>7323996
And how do I know you aren't going to raaaaid us?
>>7323969
>Gets handed dex
Why?
Just, fucking why?
Are you people seriously this desperate for him?
Don't think I don't know what your accomplice's career is.
I just want to raise my damn kid in peace, not deal with this shit.
>>7324017
(Except you're doing exactly that. You're shitting everything up. I now know why everyone hates hoopa players ingame and out.)
>>7324023
Oh, I don't care what my profession is either.
There's an entirely different reason for the egg.
>>7324017
I got the entrance, the others will cover the rest
>>7324023
We're just spicing things up a little!
A spiced life is a good one.
The kid or nothing, honey.
>>7324050
(Seriously? Post in the Discord so I know who you are at least.)
>>7324063
Gotcha! Kiyoshi don't forget to ditch the disguise before you get back to base!
>>7324017
(ok because I planning on was setting it up in the long run where Ghetsis was going to be Behind most major shit that has gone on like the Killchips in unova and Marrying Lusamine was going to be a way for Him to acquire a few of Lusamines special Legendary Balls and a bunch of assets to fuck shit up in the long run)
Why are these threads even called "ITT: Pokemon are real." and not "Pokemon RP"
Because that's what they actually are
>>7324017
Here's a better question: how do we know you'll hold your end of the bargain? You've already let slip that your associates want both.
>>7324082
I prefer "ITT: Pokemon inspire us"
>>7323825
...... Arceus.
I'm going back to sleep, Gladion can wake me up.
>>7324078
(Ah, sorry man. Look your stuff's undone I wasn't trying to shit on your plot I just wanted to make sure the discordposters didn't think this was a nuke attempt.)
>>7324083
We just want it. Simple as that.
>>7324106
Emmy is the bargaining chip but a few rounds of hypnosis from our Ace Members won't hurt in turning him to our side.
The kid on the other hand, woo.
>>7324077
Right.
Almost forgot.
>dons a fox kabuki mask
>>7324083
This one is special
>>7324077
this is getting gooood......
you can keep emry if you want~
>>7324063
Thorne here.
Thanks for revealing your identity. Your financial assets have been frozen and an assault team has been dispatched to your last known residence.
This is so much easier when you don't have an arm-long list of suspects.
>>7324149
UH
BRO
I DON'T THINK HE CARES ABOUT ASSETS
>>7324138
Good work! We'll be waiting for you at base.
>>7324142
We'll seee.
>>7324149
You're a little late on that Thorne.
>>7324167
i mean. he is smelly. you might want to give him a bath
>>7324149
You can't find all of them
>>7324162
I don't
>>7324174
HAHAHAHAH.
If I were to tell you that would ruin the surprise~
We have no interest in your husband.
>>7324245
>>7324174
If I wanted to take the egg I could have snagged it at any time, babe.
>>7324223
Kyoshi can do that.
>can't sleep
>Sits there and thinks about who could have done this
>Aether wasn't in the area
>N's plasma wouldn't do this
>Ghestis would have let him out by now to die
>The IP would have let him out too
>Who?...
.... Ugh.
I can't sleep with this going on.
I will be of no help from here, but I can at least offer moral support
>>7324358
Fine, you can be out of the ball. And here's a dex to communicate with your friends. If I see aaaaaaaaany escape plans I'm putting you back in.
Got it?
>He smiles in Emmy's face behind the Oni Mask
>>7324311
brush his fucking teeth to. stank ass....
>>7324311
And yet you haven't, instead going for this already half dismantled plan. I'm calling you and your bitch face out, since you have no ass to speak of.
>>7324428
I am so fucking confused.
Just... Why? What the fuck do YOU of all people want from me?
>>7324460
You got Internet connection THERE?
AHA
8 hours to go and you're free.
(if I'm ruining something already agreed on discord I'm sorry. Maybe not.)
>>7324430
Shut up!
>>7324459
Because bargaining is more fun. I have a hoop on their ship anyway. I can see what they're planning.
We would like Page. In the egg preferably. But out works too.
>>7324460
For fun. Now look, I'm taking the pokeball. And don't try to murder me because then you sure as heck aren't getting out.
Why don't you talk to your friends?
>>7324482
Hey no one said it was from you. A little friend lent me a pokeball.
>>7324460
Nothing from you.
We need your kid, but if the egg turns out to be the wrong one well...
We still have your ball.
>>7324503
>Oh no here comes another
>Cosmic Retribution 2: You Shouldn't Have Done That.
>>7322997
>Who's your favorite gay?
George Takei, mostly.
>>7324482
...Wait what?
Sorry, I'm trying to understand what the hell is going on. Apparently I've been pokeball'd by Hoopa, I have no idea where I am, I don't know how I'm connected to the internet either.
Lucy, if you see this, if I don't make it back I love you, take care of Page, okay?
Orrebro here. Uh, I'm missing a pokeball? My dex said I've recently caught a Zangoose.
Does anyone know about this?
>>7324503
......no you!
>>7324503
That's not what my dex says. (and got the dubs to back it up)
>>7324503
Fine. You win. The egg for the Captain. Deal?
>>7324517
>Miss.
Please stop!
>>7324530
Okay it was yours! So what?
>>7324531
No you!
>>7324539
Noope.
>>7324543
The Captain for Paige. I see you guys prepping your C-section.
>>7324526
.... That is an unfortunate situation.
I may not like you much, but I hope you get out alright.
>>7324543
Hey, woah, that's my kid, mine and Lucy's decision.
...Why the hell do they want Page anyway? It's obviously not to hold something over my head, or Lucy's.
I just don't understand...
>>7324526
Short story short, Hoopa stole one of my balls and captured you with it. Now he wants to trade you for Page in one of his sick games.
As soon I'm off this plane I'm going to the closest PokeCenter and enact the emergency recall procedure.
>>7324577
Yeeep
>>7323688
>>7323758
>>7324577
>The minior whizzes past and slams into the pokeball
>>7324599
>99
>99
>99
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NIGGER
>>7324577
C-Section? Your bluffs get worse with every goddamned try. I know legendaries don't breed but that no excuse for not knowing basic pokemon biology.
>>7324577
Goddamnit. You fucking piece of garbage. What did you get me in on?
>>7324599
...That was my only potential out if camerabro came through
Shit.
>>7324577
I see your hoop, fucker. I'm coming for you.
>He jumps through!
>Thunderbolt!
>>7324599
>>7324590
Nope!
>>7324599
(In his pocket dimension, really? I'm ignoring these from now on, cut this out.)
>>7324610
The baby, right?
>>7324620
Shut up!
>>7324621
You're an accomplice now, buddy.
>>7324640
One way, dummy.
>>7324599
>>7324635
>The pokeball gets launched to who fucking knows where
>Also minior explodes
>>7324665
Doesn't matter if I FUCKING KILL YOU!
>Thunderbolt!
>>7324665
>grabs popcorn
want some?
>>7324665
Be in denial all you want, your plan is already a failure.
7.5 hours left.
>>7324665
FUCK YOU!
>Thunderbolt!
>>7324665
DIE! DIE! DIE!
>>7324692
>>7324743
You're pissing me off.
>Evens he ends up in Kanto Odds the portal closes.
>>7324692
>>7324743
rest in pieces...
>>7324610
A deals a deal.
I hope you don't mind if we have you sign this to prevent you from coming after us.
We promise we aren't going to eat your baby or something.
HOOPA, THE CONTRACT
You'll get your hubby back when we get Page.
>>7324743
Cut that out. We don't want to Unbound Hoopa.
>Night Slash
>High crit chance, evens above 5 are crit
>>7324779
>Cosmic Retribution 3: Eat my Entire Asshole you Dubsblocking Fuck Edition
>>7324802
ABSOLUTELY DO NOT GIVE THEM THE BABY
HOLD ON
>>7324802
Fuck...
>>7324779
I'm gonna KILL YOU FOR THIS!
>Surf!
>>7324826
Do I need to call in our A-team? Let's try this again.
>Evens Kanto Odds nothing happens.
>>7324825
Understood.
>>7324779
Well, shit. He closed it off. Guess I can't shoot through this.
>>7324826
Ow you fuck, how did you even learn that??
>Night Slash
>>7324858
... Or not.
>>7324858
>evens you get popcorn odds popcorn is stale and i throw it out.
>>7324858
>The group of minior shoot through as soon as the portal opens
>And they all explode around you
>>7324888
OH BABY A TRIPLE
>>7324858
NO GODDAMMIT NO!
>He slumps dejected along the road.
( Fuck you man, you didn't even acknowledge taking hits. )
>>7324862
Bad choice.
>>7324885
Come on Kyoshi, get the A-Team ready incase they're needed.
>>7324888
Delicious!
>>7324902
Hahaha.
(You hit him I'm just ignoring this Minior scriptfag crap.)
>>7324961
(I don't think you understood what he meant by "getting the popcorn")
>>7324961
( scriptfag accusations )
Wow, classy. There's trips on petty shit right in the thread and you cry scriptfag.
>>7324898
YOU SON OF A
Grrrrr
YUKINE, CHANDEL, TAKE OVER FOR ME
>Chandelure and Froslass appear
Doctor Millicent Bell here - ER Doc with 30+ years of experience and a certified Psychic-Type Treatment Specialist.
Willing to answer any questions you might have about Human health in regards to Pokemon and am also qualified to treat Pokemon in many ways. Please don't ask me where to purchase narcotics, Pokemon organs, or other highly illegal activities; at most, I would prefer to give alternatives to the highly dangerous things that fucking morons do trying to get a high. I can't stop you, so I'd prefer to at least give you advice to minimize your risk.
>>7324961
>scriptfag
(WEW aren't you just a complete asshole)
>>7325030
>PETTY?!?!?!
>>7324961
> (Fuschiafag's player here, what the fuck happened to thread agreeing to comfypost for a while?)
>>7324988
(No I don't. Please spoonfeed me. )
>>7325030
>>7325048
(Fine, sorry they all hit. It's just annoying that all these attacks can hit him in his pocket dimension and always score evens.)
Hand over the freakin' egg before I kill Emrys. You're really pissing me off.
>>7325109
(Hoopa happened, that's what.)
>>7325112
(basically, you portaled some popcorn to Kanto instead of Raichu. If he had failed he would have thrown the popcorn already) (I think)
>Confusion intensifies
Seems like there is a lot of fuckery going on right now, let me fix that
>evens I go back in time and stop the pokeball from Catching Emrys
>odds fucking nothing
>>7325149
HA
>>7325112
you wont.
>>7325112
Done.
>The hoop is violently slammed over the egg.
>>7325112
Don't fucking kill him, we made a deal!
Steal the baby, get rid of the Raichu, and let's go!
>>7325149
well I tried
guess this was meant to happen
>>7325136
(Right, okay. Raichi still on the boat. Got you. Sorry I'm letting this stuff piss me off instead of having fun.)
>>7325159
I might!
>>7325170
Hey hey! There really a baby in here?
>He grabs it and shakes it a little.
>>7325193
Kyoshi we got em!
>>7325112
OR
You could give them back Emrys and save me the paperwork for the emergency recall and an ass whopping for you and your merry band of idiots.
(and I guess I'll stop referring to him as Zangoose from on now, that name being canon in setting wasn't really clear to me)
>>7325219
>The top of the egg pops off, revealing a plushie
>>7325219
> It sloshes and rattles. It's definitely not empty.
>>7325219
.....I bet you wont! you're a pussy.
>>7325219
>Teleswaps the egg with an identical egg without them noticing hopefully
>>7325237
Yeah y-
>>7325246
What the fuck is this?
You fucking lied!
>>7325247
Or...
Someone help me out with this!
>>7325268
>evens I go back in time and attempt replace the Egg with a random pokemon Egg
>odds nothing
>>7325246
>There's just one problem.
>Plushies shouldn't beep.
>Somewhere above Hoenn, an angry man presses a button with a savage grin.
>>7325278
(So is Em kill?)
>>7325256
>>7325278
>The explosive egg is swapped into a random daycare
>Look what you've done.
Uh... huh?
>>7325324
(That depends, is Hoopa kill?)
>>7325278
>Kiyoshi survives by using protect
What the fuck?
>>7325334
Okay, not even trying to play along now. Fuck you, we were trying to find down for comfyposting.
(what is even the canon anymore)
(lets go with the boom on Hoopa's location but Emrys is still floating over there)
>>7325334
> legit, I'm beginning to think you just want to kill the thread because you couldn't kill of chars you dont like
>>7325334
well one more try
>evens I go back in time and prevent This particular Hoopa from being Born
>odds nothing
>>7325366
The canon is fucked because Hoopa's full godmoding to kill off the kid.
Half of Discord's tuning the fuck out, as are most of the thread posters, so mission accomplished niggers
fuck it
Zoroark gets the baby, Emrys gets back, and the baby stealers are in a different world, Hoopa included.
Happy?
>>7325362
>>7325386
>>7325404
>>7325406
>>7325413
>He's dead or whatever.
>>7325438
>Emrys gets back
no.....
>>7325438
(Are you fucking serious right now.)
>>7325438
>anguished mouse noises
> ( I'm pretty sure this shitstorm chased off N, Policefag, and almost me, plus probably others I don't know about. And here we were looking forward to comfyposting hours )
>>7325438
No I'm fucking not happy.
>>7325512
Yeah we got emry back.....
>>7325438
What the fuck happened?
Oh god... they took Page?
What the fuck is going on...
Why!?
>>7325438
> Policefag's player here, fuck this shit I'm out.
>>7325438
(Uncalled for)
(HEY FAGGOTS, EVERYONE'S ANGRY AND I NUKED THE DISCORD
YOU FUCKING HAPPY YET?!)
(thanks for kicking me asscracks.)
(aaaaaaaaand the discord is kill. thanks hoopa, you massive shit.)
> depressed mouse noises
> ( Did I get kicked from Discord? )
>>7325554
(Oh, great... where do I go now?)
>Discord is kill
Well this lasted much longer than I was expecting it to.
It was fun guys, though I wish it could have continued
[spoiler]FUCK YOU HOOPA[/spoiler]
>>7325554
Welp.
>>7325555
(nice quads least)
https://discord.gg/Vev7U Temporary containment Discord for those who would like to stay in contact
fucking hell.
>Attention passengers, we're seeing some heavy turbulence ahead
Goddamn, the stream had a worse ending than an airplane movie.
>turbulence grows bigger and darker
>plane gets engulfed by the turbulence
>"All passengers are to remain seated an dfzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkchrt"
>The turbulence grows at an exponential rate until the whole universe is dissolved
>THE END?
>>7325588
I say we should try again in a few weeks/ a month or so
This was legitimately the most fun I had had in years
>>7325588
(I'll make a new one when I get back)
I copied the baby I gave to them, you guys get one still!
(DESU Legendaries should be 100% banned from being played as at any time whatsoever, even the 'lesser' ones - shit just gets stupid no matter what, slow or fast, eventually)
>>7325647
(I was very tempted to usurp you but then I got the news that Discord was kill) (RIP in piss, I never went there because of reasons)
>>7325647
(no, stop trying to save this shit, it's over and done for a while)
>>7325554
i roll to slap this zangoose booty, to be more specific this time
Is everyone okay?
>>7325647
Hey arceus.
Can you tell the thread what the current time is?
>>7325829
(the unbearable silence of the void between universes)
>>7325845
Obviously 4:20
>>7325901
WRONG
IT'S BROCK O'CLOCK
>>7325919
(the realization you're completely alone with no girls in whole universes around)
(that means no girls)
(ORANGE ISLANDS)
>>7325829
( thread is kill, there is a regroup and containment Discord if you're interested. Voice is optional theres only two in voicechat lol )
>>7325941
>>7325859
>>7325943
(Ah, sorry I didn't really want to come into the Discord. I'm just gonna lurk.)
>>7325967
(we've all been confessing how many characters we played)
(Will the real Gladion, please stand up?)
..... Holy....
.... Gladion is gonna flip when he wakes up.
>>7326030
>>7326026
(I'm kinda amazed I actually stuck around with this character for more than a day, nevermind over a week)
(Also never thought I would end avatarfagging, or keeping it up to the actual end)
(Maybe some day I will make something out of the "ideal pokemon to get transformed into" topic)
>>7326039
Gladion has a hot sister.
do you think you could hook me up?
>>7326091
(also I legitimately thought that "human becoming a pokemon and progressively losing his mind, thinking more and more like a feral pokemon" was a good plot and something that could have been solved in universe)
>>7326091
Hey if you want an invite just to lurk its cool bro. Your choice in the end though.
>>7326158
(i thought that would be interesting to. i think you thought of it a little late though. they already set up the plot and shit. I luv you.)
>>7326166
(Thanks, but autism has to be administered in controlled doses)
>>7326290
(love how you think the thread was less autism than the discord, seriously that's hilarious)
>>7326290
(Currently there is a minimal amount of autism going on, it's mostly just us figuring out what the hell we're gonna do now.)
>>7326026
(I'm just gonna lurk I don't really want to use the discord.)
>>7326263
(Yeah, I thought the thing went for a day at most at the day when I found the thread, apparently it was a whole week)
>>7326343
(came for comfyposting, stayed for the sillier and sillier plot, attempts at getting the gods to behave and having a character made out of a throwaway joke)
(Is this a bad time to join in these threads?)
>>7326560
(Wait until next thread, we just had a bunch of bad shit)
>>7326537
(sounds like we are retconning a lot of shit so take that what you will. y-you're n-not leaving are you famalama?)
>>7326649
(I'm staying, and waiting for the next pastebin update. Eternally, if needed)
(Waaaaaaiting.)
>>7326773
have some eye candy while you wait.
>>7326560
( Multiple impending retcons due to threadkiller shit, best to wait until next )
( We'd be glad to have you though )
( - Ray the Raichu / John Officebro / a few thread-only minor chars )
>>7326816
Alright Ill lurk
>>7326560
not at all
hop in whenever you feel like it. we need a hero~
>flexes
>>7326897
We're doing some rule changes and trying to figure shit out, we're probably doing a time rewind to before all the Hoopa shit, if not earlier
Might as well make the last 50 posts OOC
(Well shit.)
(Didn't expect to come back to see everything exploding)
>>7326946
(Hey Gunther. We're just getting some stuff set up if you want to wait next thread should be good. Otherwise we can give you a discord link.)
>>7326946
Now's the time to face change your character if you want, since a lot of shit is getting changed
>>7326997
I'm starting to warm up to the Black Look-alike thing, so I think I'll keep it.
>>7326987
I think I'll hold off on joining the Discord for a little bit longer. I want to post here some more here before I think about heading over.
>>7327119
Well this could be the last thread for a few days if you are willing to wait a few days, we are discussing basically a major rework of how shit is done and ain't sure how long it could take
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORRRRRRRRT
>>7327264
Fuschiafag here.
I've got this feeling like half of this is a dream...
It's funny. I'm hoping when I wake you you'll still be chilling here.
>>7327264
>>7327310
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>7327310
I feel really light. Like I'm back in the throne.
Just took a sip of that goblet and the poison is hitting me.
I just don't want to let go.
To all the Thread only posters like Gunther, Coffinbro, dustoxbro and all the rest,
we in discord love you guys
>>7327334
Seconded
-Skitters, the man with ten characters
>>7327334
Thanks bro, love you too.
>>7327327
I know. I'm holding Vapey close, hoping hen this is all over she'll still be here, man. She knows something's not right.
Worst case... catch you on the other side, I guess?
>>7327334
Yep
-Emrys, the Zangoose
>>7327360
I think it'd be nice if I woke up
with a body.
Just for a while.
>An Aggron lazily floats through the void
>She sighs, and wonders what is going on.
What's going on
I'm scared
>>7327441
I have no idea.
I believe Arceus is trying to fix everything.
>>7327441
This is the end,
Beautiful friend.
>>7327468
This is the end, my only friend, the end.
>>7327193
You know what?
Sure, send me a link.
>>7327334
Thanks!
>>7327334
>>7327348
>>7327369
Thank you too.
>>7327490
https://discord.gg/KNuJZzE
I don't want to fade away. Come on.
I haven't found true love yet.
>>7327468
IM SORRY
I GOT DRUNK FOR NOTHING! I HATE THE VOID!
>>7325777
How did I not notice this.
Checked my dude.
>>7327799
look at all these.
>>7327831
Memes.
>>7327799
You're telling me. I don't even have liquor to get drunk with.
By the way, if the next world's anything like this one was hit me up in Castelia.
>>7327865
Sure, why not.
>>7327877
Just ask around for Officer Thorpe. Somebody should know who you're talking about.
>>7328020
Alriiiiiiiiiight. I've got plenty of money to pay with so I'll be in for it.
>>7328041
memes?
>>7328073
An empty void where your only companions are memes
https://www.you to the tube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
It's been a pleasure shitposting with you gentlemen, catch you on the other side of the reboot.
>>7328243
feels bad man.....
what the fuck
whats going on
who are you people
buy my shit
>>7328308
Point me in the direction of the bunker please
>>7328316
uh
i think its like
north left
buy my shit
>>7328327
I'll get the tickets
>>7328350
uh
yeah okay sure thing
so
you gonna buy some shit or what
>>7328375
what do ya got
>>7328383
uh
bunch of bats and shit
and food i guess
buy some of it
>>7328399
I'll take TWO bats!
>>7328399
A bat?
Sure kiddo.
>He gets turned into a Zubat
>>7328410
cool
thatll be uh
30 souls of the innocent
miaou
>>7328427
only 30?
That's a steal!
>gives 30 innocent souls.
......
>tips 2 more
I like you.
>>7328420
I don't think the crossover rule applies when technically this isn't any universe
>>7328435
thanks
your cool i guess
later
>fades out existence because no universe
>tfw the threads will eventually return, even if its not tonight
>>7328823
probably tomorrow if we finish banging out exactly what happened.
can someone tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown