ITT: Pokemon are real. As the world's mostly calm right

>>7311397
(( Info, recaps and rules for nerds ))
(( http://pastebin.com/u8KFcXMW ))

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Trying to figure out why the Legendaries are so anti-mammary-glands.

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>>7311397
Watching streams, helping with streams, watching little Jay help with streams, watching Zangoose commit suicide by pheromones.

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>>7311432
Because reptiles don't have breasts.

>>7311397
Watchin' best stream with my best bud.

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Okay.
Mega-Evolving during sex.
Good idea, or bad idea?
My Garchomp is obsessed with the concept, and keeps fantasizing about it.

>>7311474

Doctor Bell here, complimenting your excellent taste in buddies.

My Xatu and I greatly approve.

>>7311382
How'd you hurt yourself?

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>>7311345
I.... Uh.... He's choosing not to eviscerate my ass?

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>>7311455
>Gets healed by the Audino
>Has a minor fight with Lucy about her wanting to grind down her chest spike

I'm numb there after all the burn wounds. Don't notice it. But apparently it's fucking dangerous and Lucy wants to make it not stab me, but it's going to hurt her, which hurts me emotionally.

Bleah, I don't see the problem as long as we keep hyper potions around, it's not like I bleed THAT much.

As for me now being willing to fuck anything with a hole... Lucy is still my preference, it's just before seeing Gladion in a bra would make me laugh, now it does other things to me.

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>>7311455
these pheromones sure are powerful i'm glad i wasn't infected by them i think david would have brcken some bones if i actually had been infected

>>7311397
Fuschiafag here, fixing up some steamed rice and fish with Oran sauce for me and my Vaporeon.
I'm taking the advice of the doc from last thread and staying away from unhealthier options. Vapey's probably a little more sensitive to oily food than I am if I'm reading the info right, and I don't want to send her down the 'greasy spoon sickness' road during comfy snuggle time.

>>7311485

Depends on gender. If your Garchomp is female, yes.

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>>7311486
Thanks doc, right back atcha.

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>>7311496
Don't worry about it I'll be fine. How are you guys?

>>7311485

Doctor Bell again - we once had a guy who tried such a thing. Mega-Evolved his male Ampharos while fucking it, caused a previously held electric charge to overflow during the evolution and wound up with electrical burns on his penis.

Sex with Pokemon is not my thing and disgusts me personally, but if -you're- going to do it, I highly suggest not Mega Evolving during intercourse due to possible body changes, abilities, or the Pokemon's passive elemental affinity going haywire on you. In some cases it can also affect the Pokemon's temperament and cause injury through violent intercourse.

>>7311512

Another thing with Vaporeon is that illness can cause destabilization in their cell makeup, causing them to enter a psuedo Acid Armor state where they become translucent. Eating greasy foods especially will cause the fats to literally become -visible- in your Vaporeon's body as thick, yellow globs.

Good on you for playing it smart.

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>>7311507
You will have to do like every trainer attached to their lucarios and spoon. In the correct order of course, you might not want to become quadriplegic.

You should also get her a cork, just in case.

>>7311508
Now that really would test his healing abilities.

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>>7311397
I haven't had a pokémon for years, sadly.

I've been liking Castelia City so far: There's a lot of landmarks to visit, and I've only been accosted by Black-fans two times. I don't know if I'll be staying for an extended period of time however.

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>>7311582
>I haven't had a pokémon for years, sadly.
Really? What happened?

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>>7311566
Lucy says she can grind it off, and it will grow back like a nail in a few weeks, the problem is that it hurts her. I don't care about being stabbed, I care about her dealing with pain for my sake. It feels wrong.

Course my whole body feels wrong right now.

>Flips over so he's lying on top of the clone, who was also flipped onto her belly, he wraps his paws around it a little lower than usual

>>7311397
Policefag reporting.
I'm currently drinking tea and watching a stream with a few Pokemon who needed a place to stay for a while.
>>7311582
I'm pleased to hear you're enjoying your visit despite recent events. I've been trying to keep things running smoothly, and return some semblance of normalcy during the rebuilding process. I fully understand if you're not keen on the idea of an extended stay, however, given recent events.

>>7311621
I don't want to hear about your sex in thread dude. ESPECIALLY since you're 17.

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>>7311602
Illness. I had him for a few years before he caught it and by the time the doctors found out what it was it was too late.

I guess not wanting to go through that again is the reason I haven't caught another. That might change in the future, but right now I've been trying to travel to as many places as I can before I take on the responsibility again.

>>7311695
It's a nice city from what I've seen, and there's definitely still a few places in Unova that I plan on visiting.

I'm probably going to change my appearance some before I do though. Having to explain that I am not Black is starting to get tiring.

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>>7311699
Here's your (you)

>>7311741
He's a lying cunt, ignore him.

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>>7311621
And I say that if that makes her suffer she shouldn't be doing it when you have alternatives.

>>7311699
>>7311741
(You're in /trash/ and this is what you complain about?)

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>>7311771
She says it's for Page too, if she hugs her.

Uuuugh, I really don't like this.

I just wanted to watch the stream and chill tonight.

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>>7311754
That's a real shame. I'm sorry. It's really up to you but I hope you feel happy with whatever you choose!

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>>7311834

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>>7311816
It's alright, it's been years since then and I've made peace with it.

I used to go hiking and camping with him, so I guess going sight-seeing through the world is my way of honoring his memory.

>>7311565
Good evening, Doctor Bell.
I have a strange inquiry. I've recently come to care for a Pokemon with some specialized care needs. You might be familiar with him.
One of the side effects of his care needs is that he can't taste. So, a day or so ago, I had a Psychic friend try to mind-link us so he could perceive my sensory input.
Are there any long-term hazards associated with this process, assuming that use is sporadic?

(good job shitposting everyone, now the thread is dead, you happy yet!?)

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>>7311975
> (oops, I forgot pic again)

>>7311980
(waiting for something to happen)

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>>7311973
Hey that's good! You'll find a good partner, I promise. If you ever wanna hang out I like to make new friends. I don't like being home a lot.

>>7311975

That's a very risky thing to do on account of senses being particularly finnicky things when it comes to psychic therapies. For example, sharing sight is often done to give those who were born or became blind another look at the world, but the one 'sharing' their senses can often become the victim of a particular kind of feedback. Basically, the brain gets rerouted with psychic power in order to properly 'send' the sense in question to whomever, and when the link ends, the brain can get 'stuck' in that state, trying to send senses to nothing at all.

So you may lose that sense temporarily, but as with all psychic-type treatments, unprofessional use risks the possibility of accidentally making things permanent, or forging a link. You could, for example, end up giving your Pokemon your sense of taste, and from then on whenever you eat they'll taste your food and you'll get no flavor whatsoever.

If you really wish to continue doing this, use the beginner's 1-2-3 method: Confirm the mind you're sending it to, send a little something, -then- establish a full-blown connection. By sending a little something, being it emotion or memory, you temper the receiver's mental state into a more welcoming one.

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>>7311816
How's life going, bro? You're not, like, turbogrounded forever, are you?

>>7311565
I just want to let you know, like, I really appreciate you doing this, Doc. I saw some friends learn some of this stuff the hard way, from "don't mix 'Plume dust with pills" to "don't try to screw a Salazzle" to "don't try to use Pokemon meds on yourself".
You're great, and don't forget that.

>>7312013
(So is everyone else if they haven't ran away with their tails between their legs because someone MIGHT be fucking underage, even though it seems like 50% of the website is underage)

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>>7312094
I, uh, snuck out so I'm camping out tonight. How do you decide what you wanna do with your life? I wanna help people, but, like my parents always tell me I can't be like that and that I need to be like them.

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>>7312098
(Gettin real tired of that dude showing up)

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I look away from the stream a few minutes and it seems that they have passed out drunk, N stuck in Waterfall and no noises coming from their room. Also Jay ended asleep in the windowsill, it better not rain today.

>>7312094
Looks like you had a really particular group of friends before the wishening. Knowing your former lifestyle, I'm not surprised.

>>7312094

It's my job. The less kids I have to see wind up in the ER from bad decisions with their or others' Pokemon, the better. I don't work in Pediatrics, but I've had to hear a mother's wail as her son flatlined right in front of her because his group of friends peer pressured him into poisoning himself.

And my poor Xatu has to deal with the psychic pain in the air, as well.

>>7312136
>I can't be like that and that I need to be like them.
What do your parents do, little dude?

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>>7312035
Hell, I wouldn't mind hanging out. Are you in Unova?

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>>7312087
Thank you, Doctor.
I was not aware of that particular risk, and intend to have the Psychic who assisted us read this, assuming he hasn't already.
That said, I will probably do this again, albeit sparingly.

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>>7312178
Uhh, they're really important in Hoenn.
>>7312187
Sorry, I'm in Hoenn and Unova is really far away. Mmmaybe soon, okay?

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>>7312219
I haven't visited Hoenn yet, so I suppose I'll visit that region next once I've done enough sight-seeing in Unova.

>>7312219
What do they do, you can tell us dude,

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>>7312235
Hey cool! I'll show you cool camping spots.
>>7312291
Uh, they're really important in the Devon Corp. Not Mr. Stone important but important enough that they want me to major in business and drop pokemon training.
They're mean but Dusty helps me out. Even though dad wants me to get rid of my pokemon.

>>7312219
Tom Thorne (aka Policefag, or "sir" to any other Unovan PD on ) reporting.
Friend, it's okay if you don't want to tell us for fear of retaliation. Given your reported capabilities and recent events, it is only natural that you would feel that way.
If the reason is that you fear prosecution under the law for their connections or actions, however, I can assure you the law doesn't work that way and can send someone within 24 hours if you have sensitive information you wish to relay discreetly.

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>Stream announcement: Undertale LP EP 2 maybe some day.

>>7312324
Your dad sounds like a real hardass. Pokemon training as a hobby does not forbid you from other career choices.
Now it might be my paranoia flaring up again, but did we ever find out anything about the killswitch chips found last night? Their serial codes might be of use.
Oh wait, N is completely shitfaced.

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>>7312365
I'll be okay, um, I'll ask if I need help with anything! Promise, sir.
>>7312369
Yeah he's mean but he can afford really good colleges so I don't know what to do. I still have a few with me, should I look at them?

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>>7312390
I would check those codes and see if they point towards a manufacturer.

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>>7312324
You shouldn't have to drop Pokemon training entirely to go into business. >>7312369 is completely right. I had a coworker whose Gumshoos became the office mascot back when I worked in accounting. That little guy was the best, and I hope he's doing okay.

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>>7312406
Um, Devon's lab has a lot of manufacturer lists, should I check there?
>>7312411
Not a lot of people at Devon have pokemon so that's probably why he's so mean to Dusty and the rest of my pokemon. If he's not yelling at me he's calling Dusty mean things.

>>7312441
Policefag here. Check that info. I'm scrambling a courier who can take some of those chips to be examined by our analysts here, as well as any leads you can get.
You're a good kid. Stay safe.

>>7312441
You'd be one hell of a Detective, kid. You could probably rival Looker.

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>>7312441
If you have access to these lists, they could prove invaluable.

>Not a lot of people at Devon have pokemon
...odd.

>>7312369
Fuschiafag here. Good stream. Vapey and I split the rice and fish dish I cooked up earlier, and we're snuggled up right now. Looking forward to the next one. Catch ya.

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>>7312473
Alright! I'm gonna go check on it. Tell your guy to, um, meet me at the Pokemon Center. I'm gonna go compare these.
>>7312491
Hahaha, I don't know about that but thank you.
>>7312511
Y-yeah I can get in. I'll give the police guy the stuff in a bit. I don't think its because of the chips, its been like that for a really long time.

>>7312528
Looks like Team Aqua's raiding Devon tonight.

>>7312551
If by 'raiding' you mean walking in and taking whatever they want with no resistance, yeah probably.

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>>7312551
Shut up. If I see any of your idiots in blue I'll have Dusty toxic them.
I know to lock doors, idiot.

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>>7312517
Thanks, and sorry about the abrupt ending but that should be expected of drunk streams. The thanks really are for N and Gladion, though.

>>7312528
I say odd since they were well known for pokemon interfaces, even if they got beaten to the dream visualizer and the pokespeech translator didn't pan out.

>>7312551
These dumbasses are only going to worsen the situation, they should have stayed disbanded.

>>7312528
Policefag here.
Hoenn authorities have cleared our guys to enter their airspace. Look for the man in the green jacket and the black beret.
Arceus watch over you, kid.

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>>7312611
Ooooh. I think they take a lot of research from other organizations. Thy kinda suck, honestly.
>>7312630
Thank you sir! I'm copying the information down rather than, um, taking the files.

>>7312661
Policefag reporting.
Smart thinking, kid. You'd make a good undercover officer. Our people are approaching the drop site now. If you hear anybody else in the vicinity, get out. This info is not worth dying for, and we can work with what we get.

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>>7312726
Thank you, sir! Uh, don't worry, there aren't any Aqua guys here. I'm looking at the outside cameras on my pokenav and I don't see anyone.
Streamguy made me think to go learn how to tap into cameras so thanks streambro!

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>>7312754
This is going on even smoother than last night, and you learn quickly, kid. I'm going to have to agree with Policebro there, you're a natural at going undercover and espionage.

i roll to slap zangoose booty

>>7312754
Policefag reporting
Our guys are on site. It's all you, kiddo.

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>>7312806
Yeah! I didn't even get kidnapped this time, haha. Thank you though!
>>7312902
Be over there in three! I got everything you need down.

>>7312939
Policefag reporting.
Our officers have visual. You did good, kid. Let's make the handoff and all go home.

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>>7312998
No problem! I gave your guy the stuff! I hope that helps you guys!
I'm gonna head on home, take care!

>>7313011
Affirmative. On behalf of the interim Unovan government, you have my thanks.
You and Dusty get some sleep, kiddo, you've earned it.
Thorpe out.

STREAMBRO A CUTE!

>>7313105
Seconded.

>>7313105
would kiss

>tfw just a normal trainer

>>7312888
uh

holy shit senpai

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>>7312888
BUTT BLASTED
ANAL ANNIHILATION
RUMPUS RAGNAROK
DERRIERE DEVASTATION

>>7312888
>Somewhere, a horny Zangoose feels his ass get slapped in his sleep
>He wakes up and is very confused

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Fucking Hell Day 6? whatever, this shit is tiring

Hopefully I find my way out if here soon, cause I've been walking for Arcues knows how long, wait only shit.
Up ahead I see a raider group, they have a pokemon in a cage, yelling at it to dance? What? It looks more Feral as in walks on 4 legs then it does humanoid these pokephillic fuck I'll be right back

Hey Streambro, what did their views cap at during the stream?

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>>7311397
Me and my steelix are stomping nerds of course!

>>7315956
STREAMBRO A CUTE

>>7316256
So Brock I gotta ask.
How did it feel to be transformed yesterday?
Was it painful?

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>>7316608
Was not painful at all. It was more awkward like wearing shorts that where way to tight. Could have been the drugs though...

>>7316765
Dude Ghestis had to deal with it too so if he ever comes back you can confirm if it was drugs.

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>>7317017
I looked like a children's playtoy.
It was a living hell.

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I woke up alone today after almost two weeks of having Lucy by my side. I didn't think it would hurt me so much, but it did.

It hurt worse when I saw her with that tip ground off.

I feel fucking horrible, because even though I didn't ask, she's going through all that pain for my sake.

She keeps telling me it doesn't bother her, but the pain is so obvious on her face...

Fuck. I'm pretty sure this kicked the pheromones out of my system for good, it hurts so much seeing her like this and lying to me about it.

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.... My face hurts.
Likely from falling asleep on a keyboard.
No doubt I have an imprint on my face from it.

>>7317083
And you never take drugs, which means it was real!

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>>7317138
thats what you get for playing a nice guy in undertale.
Be a real man, play genocide like I did on my first and only run

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>>7317182
More people watched that stream than your stupid preaching sessions.
It seems like you are the real bore, father.

>>7317182
Don't you have some growlithe puppies to kick or something, old man?

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>>7317204
at least I don't try to avoid conflict all the time like a coward
and excuse me I have a Date with Lusamine to get ready for And world conquering plans to discuss

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>>7315956
600k for exactly 5 seconds, not a millisecond more or less. Otherwise 312k.

>>7316573
>>7313105
I wouldn't call myself cute, but Jay is indeed cute and the now actually visible part of my operations.

>>7317111
Goddamn she actually fucking did it. She really cares about you but that's almost self destructive.
You two should get some counseling, least it were to lead to an actual break later.

>>7317138
It made for a memorable final minutes of the stream.

>>7317182
I played genocide, beat the final boss of that run, then restored a save with the good ending. For a few seconds I felt like Dialga.

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>>7317263
I don't think there are any counselors for Pokemon, let alone actually finding them if they exist.

Yet another problem in the world.

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>>7317313
Psychic types?
Throw in a willing human psychologist for good measure and you could work something out.

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>>7317262
I face conflict, I simply choose not to end it with murder.
At least I'm not dating a psycho bitch turned into a mental 5 year old by a jellyfish.
>>7317313
There are plenty of Psychic trainers who do therapy for professional battling Pokemon.

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>>7317111
The spike is made of steel, correct?
I could help you both, make it much more safe.
And I have plenty of anesthetics I could use to keep it from hurting nearly as much, during, and after the procedure.

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>>7317366
...dude you're on the verge of becoming the mental five year old yourself if you don't watch your own jellyfish, just as a word of warning, though yours seems to be a lot nicer than the one Lusamine messed with.

As for psychic trainers... we're kinda big targets to the world still, not sure how many would see us.

>>7317383
What do you mean?

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>>7317394
That won't happen.
The toxins of my Nihilego have been rendered unusable after being caught with a Pokeball.
I will not get worse, but it is unlikely I will get better.
Plasma has psychic trainers to help abused Pokemon, if you wish to see them.
However, as you are originally a human it would be best to see a human counselor.

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>>7317394
I've spent my life working with metals of all kinds.
I could easily coat the tip with something else, or do more..intense modification, if necessary.

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>>7317313
>>7317394
I would go with this >>7317350
Although you're target of the law enforcement over half the world, you're popular enough that there must be someone that supports your cause and is competent enough to take your case.

>>7317383
It is, similar material as in the lucario's bones, except it can grow back slowly. Still connected directly to her sternum, it get's sensitive.

>>7317262
Mutilated manlet with big ego thinks himself being of beautiful enough for bitch hopped up on jellyfish brain toxin from another dimension, make the world's worst villain duo, news at 11.

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>>7317426
Well that's good to know. Perhaps one of your psychics and a human counsiler would be the best, but first we need to figure out what we're going to do with the spike.

>>7317429
Perhaps, but we think maybe Jirachi could do something first. Makes me feel stupid for not thinking of him sooner.

>>7317445
I hope so, we'll find out though.

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>>7317456
Hmm, yes, that probably would be the best course of action.

If however it doesn't work out, you know where to find me.

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Sinnoh is goddamn hell.

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>>7317262
>I have a Date with Lusamine
you have a date with null and i if you get within 300 feet of my mom

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>>7317596
Thats no way to speak to your future Father.
your lucky that I cant ground you right now

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>>7317262
By the way father, have fun with the Shadow Triad.
I'm sure they'll make it a nice 5 way date.

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>>7317673
>Future Father
YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK RIGHT NOW OR ILL TURN YOU INTO A FUCKING PULLED PORK SANDWHICH

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So uh, turns out our boat got fixed when Sinnoh got unfucked.

We're on the move again! This time we're going back where it all started.

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>>7317673
you take that back or ill put that other goddamn eye out

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>>7317596
>>7317673
At least you two got the hand gestures just right. Still, these are no problems I'd like to see escalate into family problems

>>7317708
I heard that here, and I'm not even at the hotel anymore.

>>7317728
With the deck, and the hot tub, and the cameras only I have total control about and cover every single room.

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>>7317708
>>7317742
you two go back to playing your Marios like good brothers
now see you later, I am running late for my date

>>7317742
I dare you and N to play 'Never have I ever' on live stream
The strip version
Sans accessories because N will win hands down if every bit of jewelry is an article of clothing

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>>7317795
ill beat you there

sorry N really gotta jet but it was fun
lets have another date again
>hops out the window

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>>7317795
You're going to be running late to your funeral if I have anything to say about it
Maybe even a barbecue if I get to you first

>>7317815
>>7317818
You guys totally just did that awkward thing where you say goodbye and end up going in the same direction.

Also, Gladion, date?

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>>7317847
BECAUSE IVE HAD DIBS ON KILLING HIM FOR 18 YEARS
>>7317815
But can Silvally fly faster than Zekrom?

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>>7317847
shut up
date you heard me
>>7317871
betcha he can

>>7317871
>>7317899
This is going to be an interesting race. Also, Gladion I was just asking man chill.

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>>7317795
Are you wearing jacket with the collar that looks like pic related?

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>>7317899
>>7317871
look at you already competing against each other like proper brothers.
Though I just realised that your mother is in jail, so have to get her out first before we can have our date.

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Good morning, bros, and look out.
We got our ship back, it's a little dinged up but it's working-ish.
. . .
Does it count as a road trip if, like, you don't actually use roads?

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>>7317910
hes gotta beat me in a race before he can kiss me
thats my new rule
>>7317969
fuck off cyclops
god i cant believe im legitimately caring about mom right now
to the alola jail

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>>7317899
We'll see
I would bet money, but I sadly have none.
>>7317969
Oh?
Nice to know, now the Shadow Triad can be her roommates.

>>7317996
>N trips again
That was quick
Guess you aren't as fast as you thought dude

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>>7317995
sky trip
>>7318000
how about a kiss?
loser kisses the winner
hahaha

>>7318000
(I think that means N just fuckin won that race)

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>>7318000
thats a good boy, looking after your future mother like that.though expect them to be their a while, after all planning a Jailbreak takes time, you know.

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>>7318043
>after all planning a Jailbreak takes time, you know.

cant marry her if i kill her myself

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>>7317995
I'd like visit the ship in person but I have plane back home to take. And it was a two way ticket.

>>7317996
>>7318000
>>7318021
If I'm going to host an episode 2 of their LP I will need more servers to deal with the flood of fujishits.

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>>7318021
Fair enough
But you've already lost, haven't you?
>>7318043
Already planning being a cuckold, father?
I doubt you can compare to a ninja orgy, fat ass.

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>>7318076
oh hell yeah you are
>>7318089
yeah i got your kiss silvally do the honors
>silvally pounces on N and licks his face

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>>7318089
Now, you've made a slight miscalculation in assuming he isn't already one.
>>7318076
Feel free to come aboard anytime we're in the area, my friend.

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>>7318108
OH ARCEUS
CANTBREATHEGETHIMOFF

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>>7318123
hahaha okay silvally thats enough
>he helps N to his feet and gives him a kiss on the cheek
theres your kiss dogbreath

>>7318076
>two of the most popular men in the battling scene
>one of which is a global figurehead so popular he can't go anywhere without fear of rape
Uh.... Yeah better hurry up with that

>>7318144
OH SHITTTTTT
GLADION GETTIN SOME

>>7318237
Fuschiafag here.
I can hear the neighbors squealing.
It's loud.

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>>7318144
Woaaaaah! Get some!

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>>7318122
Thanks, I'll consider it for the next time I'll show up IRL.

>>7318159
One day I will find out a way to extract 2 P out of every fangirl and finally have enough to buy all cloud services providers' servers.

>Time to get in the ball Jay, airpoort security gets antsy around pokemon that can learn Explosion

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>>7318144
>I hope you like tomatoes
>Because that's what he is now
... Are ....
........ we uh ...
..... killing your mom or...
No?
>Cue nervous laughter

>>7318405
Hey N
Does the carpet match the drapes?

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>>7318405
lookin a little red arent we?
nah we arent killing her
maybe if it comes to that but lets just camp out and call it a day
how about some ghost stories?

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>>7318457
Zekrom told me story about ghost Pokemon, but I doubt that's what you're talking about.
Would you like to start?
>>7318414
I don't understand. Why do you care about the aparement's furnishing?

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>>7318507
he's asking if you like your carpets to match your drapes in your homes
kind of a weird question but whatever
>he laughs
ive got a really good horror story about guzma's underwear drawer but ill tell that one another time
ive got one
>ghost story: begin

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Curious... the doors never do show what's beyond, but I did not expect this.

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>>7318615

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>Jubilife Airport, Terminal 2 X-Ray scanners

>Care to explain this weapon in your luggage, the shock baton?
It's a feeder for my magnemite.
>...Carry on. Enjoy your flight.

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>>7318615
No. Crossovers banned.
>shoos him back into his own dimension and puts a dimensional block in place preventing return

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>>7318636
...you have great power, strange creature, though your methods of communication leave something to be desire-

>>7318652
>is shoved back through the dark portal, which snaps shut

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TOOK DA RONG TURN AT ALBAQURKEY

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>>7318714
Took the wrong turn at the crossover ban, kid.
>Shoos him back to his own dimension and blocks that one as well

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>>7318738
THANK U

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>>7318603
>he's eager to hear this ghost story
>>7318615
>>7318714
.... What in Arceus' name....

>>7318638
my sides
oh sweet arceus my sides
Fuschiafag here that was fucking brilliant

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>>7318812
>>7318828
You called?

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Hey guys.
Just super speeding through here.

>>7318845
. . .
Er... thank you for taking care of the dimensional weirdness. hehehohgodI'msoanxious.

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>>7318845
I was going to ask you a question and then this thing showed up on our boat
>>7318876
Could you like, remove it?

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>>7318876
Please just..
No.
>Atomized and given the dimensional block

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>>7318900
thanks.

So my question, I've got two actually:

Firstly, what the fuck started this onslaught of dimensional travelers?

Secondly, could you uh, make Lucy's chest spike rounded or flat permanently, so she can hug people without fear of stabbing them?

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>>7318845
>>7318876
Why does this keep happening...?

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>>7318927
How about a retractable spike instead?

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>>7318927
.... You do realize that the spikes are how she gauges auras, right? Changing the spike will make it impossible for her to do so correctly, kid.
>>7318955
No room in her torso, and I don't feel like redoing her entire skeleton to make hugs easier bucko.

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>>7318828
You wouldn't believe how many things you shouldn't be able to do or have access to you can get away with by putting on a poker face and saying that there's nothing out of place.

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>>7319069
...so when she ground it down this morning, what did that do?

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>>7319106
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You stupid fucking pokemon, this is why you don't have rights

>>7319106
Holy shit. Absolute retard.

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>>7319106
>ground it down
THOSE DONT GROW BACK

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Hello again, Arceus. I am more prepared for you after your slaughter of my other self. You should have expected this, it is how you and your children operate as well, after all.

And before you wonder how I broke through your dimensional block: I didn't, I'm from a slightly different world.

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>>7319169
>>7319182
>>7319208
She said it would grow back though, and I trust her.

Let's hear the word of Go-

>>7319219
Nevermind, I think God is going to be busy for a bit.

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>>7319106
Not great things.

>>7319078
I tap-danced through checkpoints during the Alola incident with that exact strategy.

>>7319169
You know, I'd come calling to smack you like a piñata but N and Gladion already called dibs.

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>>7319069
I thought all the time it was for more combat purposes.
I was also thinking of a collapsible spike spike like in telescopic batons but it's not my call to play intelligent designer.

>>7319219
I am absolutely sure that I'm neither drunk, nor feverish, nor have tasted any hallucinogens.

small horse pls go
you are not welcome here

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>>7319106
You fucked up.
That's what, kid.
>>7319219
Pleaaaase.
I'm tired of this shit.
I'm turning you into a normal Keldeo without your powers.
And blocking your dimension AGAIN.

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>>7319331
Um... are we talking painful, like-a-broken-bone fuckup, or, like, totally unsalvageable fuckup?

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>>7319370
>>7319236
>>7319331
*Inhales deeply*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>7319370
.... How much of a fuck up would you consider going to trim your nails and chopping off your hand?
At least you kids didn't trim the hand ones
Right?

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>>7319331
...thank you for not murdering me.

Hmm, it is much harder to use this device with hooves than it was with magic.

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>>7319399
Do be quieter.
I'm trying to listen to a ghost story, not your Mismagius shriek cackle.

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>>7319441
We didn't. But uh, it can grow back, right?

>>7319441
and what if they did?

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>>7319236
you fucked upppppp

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>>7319479
Note the comparison I made, kid.
>>7319482
Complete loss of aura abilities.
At least now she can still use aura sphere and other manipulation abilities
She just can't sense auras
>>7319460
No problem kid.
Be careful or you'll get caught by a trainer.

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Last post before boarding.

>>7319268
That incident was an inspiration on how to deal with nosy guards.

>>7319534
Outlook: not good
And I thought it was the head... things the aura sensors.

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>>7319534
So it's not completely fucked, because we've grown back limbs before with hyper potions... though it's probably too late.

Least it doesn't seem to be hurting her anymore, though the loss of her aura sensing is uh, gonna be a shock.

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>>7319595
>Least it doesn't seem to be hurting her anymore
hurtting youuuuu? you mean?
it doesnt hurrt her

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>>7319534
Who are you calling a kid, we've both been around since the multiverse started forming and you know it!

Though I suppose this body is quite youthful, which would make the name accurate.

Curses.

Where am I, anyways? This area is warm and yet my device says it is winter, which means it must be in the tropics...

Perhaps I should find a map.

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>>7319645
Grinding off a part of yourself hurts, or so I'm told. All I know was that she was in pain for several hours after she did the deed.

I didn't even feel it when she stabbed me in the first place, my nerves in my chest are fucking dead after all the burn wounds.

>>7319482
Pretty sure it's only the chest spike.
>>7319503
Not helping.

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>>7319654
>The tropics
Why do I get the feeling she's in Alola
..... Why do these things always happen to me?

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>>7319779
Ah, hello there! You seem kind, kinder than those other humans that attacked my other.

I have found a map on this device, it appears I am on... Poni Island? Well, the name is fitting I suppose.

I have discovered that I am fast, very fast, and for once, free of obligation, no more students begging me for attention, no more maintaining the day/night cycle, no more endless catastrophes to deal with... it is freeing. I must thank you again Arceus.

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>>7319719
Breaking our rock doesn't hurt at all, burned one.
>>7319753
YOU NEVER HELP
shut your mouth
scum

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>>7319880
Fair enough, I suppose it might be different for you, but for most creatures it hurts.

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>>7319898
Please consider what you do before you do it, toasty one.

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>>7319872
>he chuckles
I am not certain about wether or not I am actually kinder, but I would hope so.
Good luck with your new form.

>>7319973
You seem chill. What's your deal?

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>>7320121
You are not throwing bricks at me, which is a start.

>stomach grumbles

Oh, I appear to be hungry, that is new.

You wouldn't happen to have any cake would you?

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Alright, bros, we're getting close to Hoenn. I've got the maps out and we haven't crashed or been attacked, so that's, like, doing pretty good compared to our usual selves.

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>>7320161
There is no deal, flesh one. I am the orator, I speak for the others.

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>>7320164
No... I don't believe so.
But you can share candy with Nihilego.
It should be in that bag.
>Gestures vaguely in the direction of a bag in which Nihilego is digging through

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>>7320234
Catch IT you Pussy
I am sick of hearing IT talk

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>>7320234
N you know your jellyfish buddy sort of
possessed my mom right?
i mean yeah its kind of cute but
>>7320272
shut the fuck up old an dont you have a caretaker to complain to?

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>>7320234
Candy will do nicely, thank you

>noses through the bag with the jellyfish

>>7320272
Oh, it is you again. I do hope you have no more bricks.

>>7320284
Oh my, possessed? Is this creature dangerous?

>looks at the jellyfish curiously

And what is that next to you? It seems to be a chimera of sorts...

This world is very curious, I am glad I am getting to see it.

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>>7320272
I'm sick of hearing you talk but I have yet to cram you in a ball
>>7320284
I believe this is a different Nihilego?
Maybe....?
I honestly have not checked to see if there were more.
I began packing my figurative bags the moment that Aether employee said more will start following me around due to this one.
Either way I am stuck with it - it kidnapped me off of Zekrom's back one time, I am sure it can do it again.

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>>7320335
its probably fine just dont go sniffing around too close to it
actually you know what
>gladion pokes the evil jellyfish
>>7320342
oh well ill keep you safe from any others
silvallys pretty good at koing these things
now if youll excuse me
>he goes back to bullying the jelly

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>>7320284
>>7320342
Oh I just remembered
Here I have been helping Lusamine write a book.
We are getting it published on our Marriage day

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>>7320399
I think you should write this one instead.
>>7320381
>The jellyfish starts crying and runs off to hide behind Zekrom
...... It cries very easily.

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>>7320399
yeah and im publishing my award winning book on not being edgy tomorrow
fuck off dumpster diver
>>7320455
less evil than i thought
>he pulls a chocolate bar from his pocket and waves it
here space jellyfish big bro gladion has some candy

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>>7320381
If you believe it to be dangerous, why do you poke it?

>>7320455
Oh my, it appears to be merely a child! I doubt it could intentionally harm anything! Now poking it is just mean, rather than mean and stupid

>>7320482
Well, that makes things a bit better.

>Goes back to digging through the bag for candy

>Finds a jawbreaker

Huzza!

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>>7320482
Hey Gladion, If Ghetsis marries your mother are you planning on getting this picture taken with your new brother N.
Do you still have that Cleffa or whatever it evoled into, I bet it would be cute to see you and N in a familly photo with it

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>>7320512
because i have a deathwish
huzzah im deceased krabby
>>7320551
how many times do i have to say it
it was my moms
its a clefable now
now delete this

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>>7320551
It won't be possible for either a picture or a marriage if I kill Ghetsis.
>>7320512
>>7320482
>The Nihilego cautiously skips forward, extending a tentacle for the candy

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>>7320611
>hands the candybar to the horrible space jellyfish
amazing
i hope i can be as crazy as my mom thanks to you space jelly

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>>7320703
Why do you wish to inflict suffering upon yourself?

>shoves the whole jawbreaker into her mouth and keeps it in one cheek

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>>7320703
It's not possible.
The pokeball rendered the Nihilego's toxins harmless.
If that were not the case I think I would already be in the same position as your mother.
>The extra-jellestrial holds the chocolate bar, which dissolves and gets absorbed by the tentacles

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>>7320551
Why retake it when photoshop exists?
Baby N was adorable.

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>>7320745
i dunno im just that kinda person
dare you to try and crush the jawbreaker
>>7320828
yeah im messing around
maybe someday ill hit that level of crazy bullshittery
>he smiles at N
but i got you for now

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>>7320828
>extra-jellestrial
Eyyyy.

>>7320745
People are crazy here. Like, I know that firsthand, I'm crazy as hell.

Oh, and we're coming up on our Hoenn destination in a little bit. Buckle up.

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>>7320897
Oh my, are you two... well, I guess that look said it all.

As for the jawbreaker, no, no I will not crush this delicious ball of sugar, I will suckle on it and savor it as it is meant to be.

>>7320903
Well, since you call them crazy, I imagine there must be some people who are "normal"

...you are a mouse, I have just realized this.

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Good afternoon.
Can anyone in Hoenn assist me in acquiring a shock rod? I have an unexpected need for one.

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>>7320975
Used to be human, too. Long story, but this is pretty much, like, par for the crazy course as of this month.
There's normal people here, though. You just gotta look for them sometimes.

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>>7320840
..... how and why do you have possession of this?
>>7320897
.... well.
>he responds in kind
Whatever happened to that ghost story you promised?

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>>7320991
What? Why, bro?


(Also I dunno if the person playing Arceus is here right now. But I'm probably just going to reroll Dustboy's power every time I wake up in the morning if that's okay. Power for today iiiis http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Velocity_Manipulation)

>>7321054
;)
>>7320897
psssst show him Old Yeller at some point

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>>7321054
He has that pic because I put it on the internet For upvotes.
I told the world you had retardation

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>>7321052
...huh, it appears this world is full of those transformed.

>>7321054
Oh, ghost stories? I ah, shall be going now, I do not like talk of death.

>Hippity hops away until she reaches the shore

...I feel like this shouldn't stop me

>tentatively tries walking on the water

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>>7321060
Non-compliance issues I need to address.
You wouldn't happen to have access, would you?
I can pay.

>>7321052
Get off your master's computer.

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>>7321132
Yes, and I told the world you were a fatass who wouldn't be able to touch his dick even if it were still there.
Take a guess at how popular that post is.

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>>7321166
He doesn't have a master, some of us can find computers -or pay for them- without humans.

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>>7321166
>Tosses a rock at extremely high speeds at a tree.
I mean I guess- Uh, Devon has some of those! What do you need it for though?

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>>7321165
>falls flat on her face

...this shall be difficult to learn, and yet I feel this body knows what to do.

>tries to run on the water again

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>>7321243
>splashes around like a dummy

...

Aha, my hooves have holes in them, perhaps I am like that large dragon and can project flame from them to move?

>Tries shooting things out of her hooves

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>>7321200
Non-compliance issues, that's all.
If we could rendezvous near Mauville, I would greatly appreciate the assistance.

>>7321197
A wild Raichu with stolen electronics. Lovely.

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>>7321275
Hmm... water, why do I feel the water is important to me, and fire is something I should no longer concern myself with?

Curse this elemental flip!

>Tries shooting water from her hooves

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>>7321277
Like someone not listening to you? That's kinda shady, dude!
Do you like pokemon?

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>>7321329
...hmm

I will try this again when I am finished with this jawbreaker.

>Lies down on the shore and enjoys her candy

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>>7321336
I assure you, this is only to prevent further property damage caused by the issue in need of addressing.
As for Pokemon, I'm a veteran Trainer. Of course I 'like Pokemon'.

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>>7321419
Why is it in q-quotes? Uh, I don't think I wanna help you out. You remind me of my dad...

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>>7321458
I'm sorry you feel that way.
I will improvise, and hope that the damage doesn't exceed ₱3000 in any event.

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>>7321277
>one of the starts of the world's most popular stream bar reality show
>a wild raichu with stolen electronics
AHAHAHAHA

>>7321419
Uhmmm yes, a "veteran trainer". Show us your team. Quickly, you're consuming my onboard WiFi minutes.

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>>7321516
What's your team a-anyway?

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>>7321419
Oh? A "veteran trainer"?
Certainly you can tell me of your first Pokémon and what you've done with them.

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>>7321516
Yeah tell us your pokemon oh veteran trainer.

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Weirdo businessman status: total blowhard, blown the fuck

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>>7321529
>>7321551
Most of my Pokemon aren't currently staying with me, though I have a Swoobat, a Starmie, a Serperior, a Ninetales and a Charmeleon currently in my team at the moment.

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>>7321573
My first Pokemon, a Snivy, came highly recommended, and was close to perfection within his species. Regrettably, one night he met with a terrible fate and disappeared. I still curse myself for not keeping him better-contained.

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>>7321985
>Better contained
And yet you seem to be confused as to why he ran.
People like you are the ones that give trainers a bad name.
I'm going to have to ask you to release your remaining Pokémon.

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>>7321985
You sound like an asshole.

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>>7322021
Is that a threat?
While terroristic actions seem to have become the norm in certain less civilized parts of the world, even going so far as to topple the democratically elected Unovan government, I assure you that such actions will not be tolerated.

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>>7322067
I'm not going to do anything.
I cannot say the same for the Plasma members in Hoenn.
You are welcome to try and detain me - I assure you that no success will come of it.

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>>7321914
And why would it be that they aren't with you?

>>7321985
To me it looks like that snivy took fate by the horns and fled from a bad trainer.

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>>7322099
Threatening a civilian with a terror cell. Lovely.
Take your snowflake sensitivities and remove yourself from politics - and ideally the gene pool as well.

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>>7322174
It'd be funny to stick my thumbs in your eyes and see them pop.
So how many pokes have you abused?

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>>7322067
Hoo boy, we just got confirmation who you are, dickweed. That Snivy is coming back, and he's not happy.

Throwing him at a fucking wall wasn't your best idea, dumbass.

Don't even worry about me, worry about HIM.

>>7322099
No, you're not, back off on this one, we've got a friend who wants to add a personal touch.

>>7322174
You talking to a mirror, asshole? Because guess what we're going to do to you.

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>>7322212
A mouthy Zangoose isn't going to defeat me. Be glad you don't have legal standing for me to file a suit against you for these allegations.
>>7322209
That goes for you too, coffin. Don't you have a crypt to haunt?

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>>7322067
You seem to be in need of a facts check. The Unovan government wasn't toppled, it just had a few government agents that acted against the will of the people removed.

It doesn't take much to see what's your stance regarding the recent events, and I do what I can to fight the likes of you.

>>7322174
Do your serperior a favor for once and be it's meal today, so it can have at least one good memory of you.

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>>7322259
Hey buddy, check the news in the past month.

Guess which Zangoose I am?

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>>7322174
I have never been in politics, and I have doubts that you have.
As I said, I have done nothing but alert Plasma to your location and that you are an abusive trainer.
>>7322212
As I said, I am not doing anything.
You have done nothing to prove you have any capabilities aside from murder to me, but regardless Plasma does not aim to kill.
They will simply be releasing his Pokémon.

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>>7322292
N, the snivy that ran away is Sniffers.

Back. Off. Just this once, let him solve his own problem.

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>>7322282
While I realize that complex thinking may not be your strong suit, please listen to your friend and refrain from engaging. It would be a shame if your Pokeball got lost somewhere.
>>7322292
Regardless of whether or not your terror agents employ lethal force, if they attempt to follow through on these threats I will.

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>>7322357
What pokeball, I don't happen to have one, and if you attempt to put me in one my friends and I will be refusing it.

Oh look, I think we can see your house from our airship, hello!

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>>7322321
Apparently you are incapable of reading.
As I said, they won't be harming him.
His Pokémon will be released and treated for possible injuries, at which point you may deal with him as you wish.
>>7322357
If I discover you have killed members of my sect of Plasma I will go down there and kill you myself, regardless of the Zangoose's wishes.

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>>7322381
Ah, I seem to have company arriving soon.
Charmeleon, keep our guests busy while I fetch my grandfather's vintage equipment.

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>>7322381
I have the outwards cameras pointing towards the alleged house.

>>7322357
Say hello to the Internet, fuckwad!