ITT: Pokemon are real. How have these last few weeks been

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>>7305878
absolutely insane.

>>7305855
So not just a normal war, a WORLD war.

Fuck

Fuck fukkity fuck fuck.

...how involved am I?

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>>7303833
..... is it that obvious I've never played them before?
>>7305878
Stressful.

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Would you ever join Team Skull? Here's a picture of their leader and his ace pokemon.

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>>7305915
if i told you the
reason
was that you were the primary catalyst
would you believe us?

you will be the one with the blood on your claws

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>>7305949
...figures I'm a Zangoose then, I'm already marked.

What is the war about? Is there any reason, or just senseless violence?

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>>7305878
>sinnoh
>kaiju fight
>pic related
Peachy.

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>>7305915
.... LITWICK OR DUSKULL, MAKE YOUR CHOICE BEFORE THE WAR.
WHEN IT HAPPENS IT WILL BE TOO LATE.

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>>7305878
Chaotic, yet oddly satisfying.
>>7305935
Having met this man personally I can tell you that's photoshopped. The tattoo inaccuracy is the big giveaway, though I'll give whoever made that credit for effort.

>>7305966
>>7305970
Don't be a chandelier. You're better than that.

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>>7305949
He does has a whole crew around him.
Surely he is not the only one to blame.

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>>7305970
Honedge. I've still got my sword.

If I can only choose between those two though, Duskull. I'm not selfish.

>>7305988
Aye, leading others to their death isn't something I'd like to do.

Still... I'm the reason for a world war.

Fuck.
fuck fukkity fuck fuck.

I better have a damn good reason.

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>>7305878
Weird as hell.
>>7305970
I'd say you're kidding, but you're not the type of guy to joke about that.
Is this, like, set in stone gonna happen, or is it just the most likely outcome?

>>7305878
Since the pastebin was forgotten
http://pastebin.com/u8KFcXMW

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>>7305966
you will die

the blood is on your claws

cease

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>>7306020
THAT SPIRITOMB IS LESS SET IN STONE THAN THIS.

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>>7305878
Completely life upturning, doing stuff for random strangers on the Internet and I feel fine.

>>7305988
That one Dusknoir has almost ruined the whole line for me, personally.
On the other hand, HANDS

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>>7305878
Crazy to say the least.

Sinnoh's been nuked, I evaded a riot in Eterna City, and now I'm at Castelia City.

I haven't left the bar yet though. Evidently I look 100% identical to Black, and I'm not eager to meet anyone wanting to meet him.

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>>7306038
cease what?

>>7305970
perhaps I should ask you for one answer: am I doing it for good reason?

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>>7305878
All interesting.
Having a drinking group is nice -
Even just for one time.

>>7306046
Hey, gotta do some nonsense with reaper cloth to be Yaoihands McGutmouth.
Yaoihands junior will suffice.

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>>7306056
you must cease
lives will end
due to you

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>>7306045
That's... weaker than your usual burns.
Are you feeling okay? Your face looks kinda... I can't see from this angle.

>>7306045
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FRIENDLY MATCH OF FISTICUFFS
PREPARE YOURSELF
>BULK UP

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>>7306101

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>>7306091
Dusclops spent centuries not being capable to evolve until they found about the reaper cloth, they're good to go.

But thankfully, I'm not the one that has to make the pic between those two.

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>>7306093
Cease what, exactly? We can't stop doing something if we don't know what it is we're doing wrong.
>>7306045
That... was unusually unfunny. Something about the delivery's off.

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>>7306056
I AM A SEER, NOT A MIND READER.
>>7306099
IT WAS INTENDED LESS AS A BURN AND MORE AS A FRIENDLY PROD MEANT TO PROVE A POINT.
>>7306101
>ROAR OF TIME

If Pokemon were real I'm sure the world would have ended by now.

There are so many Pokemon with the power to destroy whole countries, and there would be millions of them

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>>7306137
your fate is sealed
killed

someone close to you

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>>7306138
THAT ACTUALLY HURT QUITE A BIT, FINALLY A PROPER OPPONENT
>POWER UP PUNCH

>>7306181
(Welcome to the Pokémon roleplay thread!)

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>>7306192
>PROTECT

(( what happened to thread wanting comfyposting back? ))

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>>7306192
Hey bacon arms, pick on someone your own size!

>>7306251
(The Spiritomb wasn't planned)
(I haven't seen his character before, unless he was the random 108 guy in the first three threads)
(And Buzzwole and Dialga are mock fighting)

>>7306251
(Honestly don't know, it looked like we were on track for that after the Unovan Uprising went down, aaaaand then Dialga and Spiritomb confirmed world war and my death)

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>>7306237
>MEGA PUNCH
~I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST~
~LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS~

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>>7306292
>Dialga grunts - it wasn't very effective
>ROAR OF TIME

>>7306276
(( Probably was, but one of the big threadguys is going "bombs fall u all die" to multiple active people with no real way to wiggle out of it via changing their behavior IC or OOC ))

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>>7306302
YOU ARE FAR STRONGER THAN I IMMAGINED, WELL PLAYED
>FAINTED

>>7306287
( Policefag's player here, I was actively trying to steer away from that arc in the aftermath, as constant war arcs are getting tiring )

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>>7306270
You've got guts, I'll give you that.
>>7306330
Well, looks like he got his worthy opponent after all.

Fuck, I just want to crawl onto some remote island and grow Berries now.

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>>7306370
There are a lot of uninhabited islands near Alola? Also Hoenn! Those might be a good place to start?
Oooh! Near Kanto there's an old abandoned oil rig thing, what about that?

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>>7306287
>>7306331
(Make it something that happens further in the future if you want. Idc, Dialga's predictions are vague as fuck for that reason)
>>7306330
DEFLATED YET AGAIN?
YOU'LL NEVER WIN A MALE MOSQUITO THAT WAY.

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>>7306187
Why are you telling people that they will die and that everything is their fault.
Its not funny.

>>7306394
>Helping terrorists.
Have fun in jail, kid.

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All these doom predictions make me wonder if Aether didn't know something more about the so called "anomaly" of Zangoose and crew, as if it was less about the wishening and more about being a cosmic joke where no one will ever have a normal life again.

>>7306394
Uninhabited islands near Alola might work, Hoenn's a little riled right now, so I'd prefer not to be too close to their navy...
And the abandoned oil rig sounds perfect for a bunch of crazies like us.
>>7306415
I'm in agreement on that. It's mostly annoying.
>>7306187
Thanks for the reminder that friendly fire exists and that front-lining is dangerous.

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>>7306506
> fuck, forgot pic

>Thread Theme, more than ever

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo )

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>>7306451
Fuck off!
>>7306506
I think it's technically in, uh, national waters so you guys could probably take it.

>>7306331
>>7306401
(One last war arc, where the pokemon finally win, gaining freedom from oppression and shit. N loses his mind because violence actually worked out.)

(Note: not N's player)

Pokemon are extremely dangerous creatures, why keep them around you ?

>>7306562
>>7306562
(Note: N's roleplayer here, please don't. The character has enough shit in his life as is, and I'd prefer not to have to change his character that drastically. It wouldn't be fun to rp him anymore.)

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>>7306506
If you don't decide to go after the rig, your merry band of misfits and murderers are welcome to set up shop in Ceridwyn keep, formerly Pyrite town.
Although I am still working on the more intricate parts of it, the structure is solid and most places have electricity already.

>>7306610
(would the war do that on it's own, or would it have to be forced, I was kinda making a joke given N's response to the zangoose)
(honestly this dark shit is really fucking interesting to me, I like seeing the war stuff, as long as it isn't constant, and there are calmer days where there's still comfyposting going on)

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>>7306506
Need a lift?

>>7306571
Fuschiafag here.
Because they're awesome. Also, because cuddles are awesome.
Also, Vapey's only dangerous if you try to seriously hurt one of us.

>>7306653
(It might - I'm leaning a bit towards no, but it depends on how many people die. )
(If it's a large death toll it might. )
(Either way I think it'd be more interesting to make the war about something else - maybe that war on the gods that was mentioned)

>>7306705
(yeah but the plot seems to want to naturally evolve into the pokemon rights war, though maybe that can be an angle on it, controling not just the normal pokemon, but the gods themselves)

>>7306653
( Policefag's player here, it feels like calmer days are less common than violent ones lol )
( The occasional violent arc is interesting I agree but I'd like to build up to such an arc over a few days. that gives us comfyposting and feels time in between me and half the avatarfags trying not to die )

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What's this I'm hearing about a war, kids?
I don't have one set up to happen for quite a while!

>>7306672
Just stay of property

>>7306782
(oh god no I don't think this should happen now, give it a few days, hell even a few weeks)

>>7306788
...your timescale could be all over the place, quite a while might mean a few millennia or a few days.

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>>7306788
Woah! Hello Arceus!

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>>7306788
I will tell you what is going on: a poll in stream chat ended with 75% of all watchers hoping for calmer days.

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>>7306822
Nope, I mean by your scale~
There's a war a good... I don't know... 30 years from now?
It comes as a revolt after a period of peace, so get ready!
>>7306840
Hey there buck-o!

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>>7306788
Spiritomb thinks I start a war. Dialga says it's going to happen and is unclear on who's starting it, but he says my fate is going to be sealed in it.

I just want to raise my kid in peace.

>>7306791
Fuschiafag here, screw you, Vapey hasn't even flooded the bathtub in years.
>>7306788
People are jumpy about a world war potentially starting. I'm really glad I camped as a kid now.

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>>7306886
Spiritomb needs to stop talking smack.

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>>7306883
Hi! Um, is it selfish to ask, like, for the power to help people? I wanna be able to help people! Like, good luck or something?

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>>7306672
Yes!
Hug your pokemons.
Most of them love it.

>>7306912
Respect the dead, friend.

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>>7306886
Spiritombs are funny like that!
He might mean that you directly cause the chain of events leading into it, and the chain you choose decides your fate!
>>7306906
You can still go camping bucko!
Try the Gracidea area in Sinnoh
>>7306939
Only if you want good luck in poker and stuff
But!
You'll get a random super power every day that lasts one day!

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>>7306946
We respect the elderly too, but when they start talking about how hiphop is evil and how everything used to be better before we tend to ignore them.
I respect the dead buddy, but when they start talking how my friend is going to start a war, specially one that tends to do stupid things when stressed, I get defensive.

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>>7306998
>You'll get a random super power every day that lasts one day!
Woah... Thank you so much, sir. Um, how do I know what I get?

>>7307009
Well, consider that it's a collective of 108 dead, not just one. I understand that it is difficult to believe such things, but I've learned that the dead do not lie very often, especially those that treat them with kindness and respect.

Unless it's a gengar then don't even bother listening.

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>>7307073
I think you guys have a random generator for that, it should be a pretty good indicator!
No rerolls or I take the powers away, kid.

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>>7307091
Can't argue with that really.
I'l keep a more open mind on this.

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>>7306998
...that's what I'm afraid of, I don't want there to be a war at all.

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>>7307091
so can that ghost talk with other people who passed on?

>>7307150
Perhaps? It might need to be part of the collective, but who knows.
I would direct you to the dusknoir Gadreel, but he is..incapacitated currently, I believe.

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>>7307148
Me neither, nor do most sane people.
But there are still issues left that I hope don't escalate before they get fixed.

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>>7307187
okay after six threads of loving i would be tired too.
i will ask him later

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>>7307131
Oh, my gosh. This is the best thing. Dustoxbro, you and Dusty go hero it up.
>>7307091
Ahhhh. I see, I'll try not to be a dick.
Except to Yamask May DeFoe, just putting that out there.

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>>7307148
Don't worry about it, it's more of a squabble then anything!
Yeah kid, people die, but not as many as you'd think!
I never gave Spiritombs timeline vision anyway, so I wouldn't worry about it!

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>>7307131
Th-thank you Arceus!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Abjuration
Uh, well. Thanks. I'll figure out how to help people with this...

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>>7307234
I'm not sure if I should be relieved. Dialga and Spiritomb made it sound like the whole world was going to erupt into war and I was going to be in the thick of it. Even if it's "just a squabble" I might lose people I care about.

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>>7307131
The adventures DUSTOOOOOOOX KID. Only available in the Farsail stream channel.

>>7307234
Define "squabble"

>>7307230
Oh yeah, screw that monstrosity.

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>>7307273
Hey hey don't-
Oh god my parents are going to kill me. I'm going to go help the hospital I guess.

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>>7307259
Duuuuude! That's, like, healing and stuff! And forcefields! That OWNS, bro!
Armor yourself in this -aawesome divine gift- and, like, bad guys' punches will bounce off you like they hit an Aggron's plates!

>>7307234
Hey arceus are you still doing wishes? Last time i asked you stopped making them. But if you still are can you make that croagunk>>7307201 have huge tites for 4 hours?

>>7307368
>>7307234
Seconded.

>>7307368
>>7307397
>>7307234
Second seconded.

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>>7307270
They're being drama queens.
The entire world is involved in war, but it's to shoot down a group of rebels.
N and Karen are much more at blame then you are sport!
>>7307273
World takes down rebels, a few nations formally declare war for killing their citizens and stop a month later.
>>7307368
I am not doing wishes. That was a one time thing.
Thanks for reminding me though, you lingerie people can take them off now!
If you want

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>>7307313
You're more of a hero than I could ever hope to be, kid. I'll be prayin' for you.

>>7307336
Bro, that's cool but not quite practical right now. Good suggestion though.

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>>7307435
Oh thank you Arceus. Interviews in frilly maid clothes are going terribly.
Thank you.

>>7307435
Man, i sure am unlucky
At least the lingerie off is cool.
I was starting to get used though.
No tities then *sad*

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>>7307435
...uh, I think the Farsail Crew counts as a group of rebels at this point, but I could be wrong about that, if N and... Karen are more to blame than me.

I'm so lost and confused right now.

>>7307435
sorry to bother you but is it too much to ask for Goodra pheromones to come back to the world
My goodra has been depressed ever since you took them away from the world and I hate seeing him sad like this

Buddy here. I've got weird news and good news. Weird news is, I'm still seeing the fawning, which shouldn't exist. It's been following me closer. The good news is, I managed to contact an old friend from R, and he's manage to contact a splinter group, who in turn have said there were two old-school Rocketeers vacationing in Alola, and they have a way to fly me to the Mainland. Said they'd land at the beach I was at. Not entirely confident though, I could hear some laughing in the background.

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>>7307484
I'm going to kick myself later for revealing so much but....
N and Karen are the main figureheads for Pokemon rights.
The war is a group of rebels trying to return things to the old ways when Pokemon were just Pokemon and not equals.
That's why you aren't to blame, but are still important in the outcome.
>>7307489
Fine, but it only works when ingested.
>>7307483
No one's saying you have to take it off kiddo!
If you reeeeeeally want breasts I can let you try them out for a day or so.

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>>7307466
Thank you! I'm going to do my best to help. This is going to be hard to explain to people.

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>>7307586
...oh thank god, it's just another evil group, fuck that's a relief

>>7307586
What about giving tits to both?

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>>7307605
Glad to see you aren't bitter about not playing a super huge role in Pokemon rights
Enjoy your relaxation time kid!
>>7307629
No. Only mammals get breasts.

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>>7307662
Yeah, I think I've done enough. I've had enough chaos for five lifetimes, as much as I enjoy getting my blood really pumping with a battle, I think I can find other things to give me the rush.

Got a question though: why do all pokemon lay eggs, and yet humans give live birth?

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Man now I know why people hate snow.

>>7307754
Fuschiafag here.
I can tolerate it, but in a place like Snowpoint I'd get fed up with it pretty fast.
Is it the cold that gets you, or wet and dense it is?

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>>7307710
Humans split off from Pokemon ages ago.
They changed to be one solid species instead of a bunch of interbreeding once.
Since you guys can't breed with vastly different creatures it's more efficient for your species to have live birth.

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What is this place? This world is full of strange creatures...

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>>7307781
I like to be out of my pokeball. My trainer and I are in Snowpoint visiting his family and its horrible here I haaaaaate it.
I'm glad we weren't in Unova though.

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>>7307435
Oh thank You, I can finally stop wearing this large coat.

It was getting way too hot in this thing.

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>>7307796
No. Inter dimensional travelers not allowed.
>The pony implodes in a violent mess of blood and guts, the portal sealing permanently.

>>7307845
fucking brutal, not that that's a bad thing, when your TV shows start coming to life things become a problem

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>>7307845
Excuse me sir that was my student you just murdered.

Please explain yourself

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>>7307900
COMMIES!
>Searing Shot!

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>>7307921
nice miss, retard.

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>>7307435
I'd say thanks if I had not burned them off that same day. But I'm still saying thanks.

>>7307586
Karen of all things? She has distinctively delusional ideas about pokemon strengths and weaknesses, it's an outright miracle she got elected for E4 of any region.

The fact you called the enemy group "rebels" gives a positive outlook on the fight for pokemon rights, thinking about it.

>>7307814
Fuschiafag here, I'm used to humidity and the prospect of visiting Snowpoint makes me shiver. Grab some hot tea or have somebody set up a heat lamp for you, and know that you'll be out of the snow faster than the people who live there.

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>>7307921
>magics the shot and slingshots it right back

That was very foolish, young one.

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>>7307900
As the creator of this realm my argument is fuck you keep a better leash on your students so they don't go where they aren't wanted
>The pony's head is split down the middle, leaving two flaps leaking biles and blood, still rasping for air

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>>7307973
awwww do i need to step in here?

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>>7307973
>it heals back up

That was very rude.

Why would you do this, we came in peace.

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>>7307942
What's Karen's deal? I don't keep up with League politics, just local news and big regional headlines.

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>>7307993
Go away you faggot loving horse
>throws a brick

>>7307973
>god is fighting a horse and misses
what a time to be alive

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picks up brick>>7308009 and throws it at >>7307993

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Interdimensional visitors pls go, this is a place of violence that's even more violent than usual right now.
Also, my pipe of ludicrous kill-stealing is still stained from last time.

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>>7308009
>tilts head out of the way of the brick

This place is filled with discord and strife.

I must help it.

You shall go first

>Transforms the man into a baby pegasus

>>7308034
>gets bonked in the head

RUDE.

>turns the horny teen into a baby earth pony

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>>7308046
TURN ME BACK

TURN ME BACK RIGHT NOW

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>>7308007
Weird ideas about she totally can compensate pokemon limitations through merely believing their weaknesses away then cries when her team gets destroyed by anyone that has basic knowledge about type coverage. Rumours go that she has been banned from the Hoenn Battle Frontier because of being a huge whiny sore loser.

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You know, I still have the one bullet.

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>>7307993
(Seriously, leave. We aren't interested in crossovers and it's obvious you aren't interested in actually role playing if you act like someone can heal from being atomized)
>The horse is vaporized on an atomic level and swept back into her own realm, any further dimensional contact made impossible by a dimensional block
>all ponies are turned back into their proper forms

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>>7308057
No. You will learn peace this way.

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>>7308074
USE IT ON ME

I BEG YOU

>>7308080
>is fucking atomized
(you missed your first shot, bucko, I was following your rules)

>>7308080
(you missed the first one you goon)

>>7308101
(The rules also say no crossovers and that legendaries don't miss, so apparently you aren't. Get out.)

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>>7308083
(Look, I draw pony stuff constantly, but this is not a pony thread. I respectfully as you to please cease and desist and return to your dimension of origin.

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>>7308080
thanks god!

>>7308080
Arceus, I pray for the ultimate Fastball Special, such that my shock rod may knock these interdimensional whatsits back into next Tuesday in their own world.

>>7308122
(fair enough, I am gone, have fun, fellow autists)

>>7308154
(Thanks. It was interesting, at the very least)
(Feel free to join in with a Pokemon)

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>>7308080
>>7308135
Well, I'm glad I didn't have to use it!

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>missed out on a fight

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>>7308192
No you didn't miss anything it was just... a fever dream. yeah.

>>7308192
a character from a TV show, two actually, invaded through a dimensional portal and got struck down by god himself.

I'm scared.

Hey is anyone hearing about this miracle performer in Hoenn? Just fucking healing people with no medical supplies?

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>>7308066
That's... special.
I know I have certain physical limitations no matter how damn far I push my limits, and that's the way life is.
I can't bounce knives off my chest like an Aggron and my little bro can't learn Ghost moves, and eventually the body gives out even if the spirit is willing.

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>>7308224
>>7308266
right okay
anyway today i learned that N cant play vidya for shit

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>>7308224
didnt feel like one to me!

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I i'm reading y'alls posts, and I have no idea what to make of it.

Wait, does that mean the fawning over here is real?

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>>7308307
Might have been hallucinogens, I know my buddies in my fumehead days accidentally spored out a neighbor once.
>>7308270
I have, but not much. I was sitting in a wedding, bro.
Two of the crew made it official.

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>>7308296
...... I don't think I suck that much, all things considered.

>>7308342
dude a TV show character just came out of a dimensional portal, I'd say anything's possible at this point.

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>>7308356
yeah that wouldn't have been my worse trip....

Don't ever go to Celedon city.

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>>7308363
you keep trying to befriend the goombas in mario dude

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>>7308363
your skill at videogames is worse than ash's ability to win a league

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>>7308342
Probably. I think it likes you, Buddy, see if it will accept a Berry from you.

>>7308363
Everybody sucks their first time at anything. So all considered, you did alright no matter what >>7308296 says.

>>7308270
Arceus works in mysterious ways, and through the unlikeliest of agents.

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>>7308367
Well in that case, this little guy is coming with me. Faith and Joy are gonna be thrilled (I hope). We watched Sage every weekend on the PokéBox Network. Let me go see if I can coax him over before that flight out comes in.

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>>7308394
Not as bad as your depth perception.
>>7308391
........... I have nothing to say in my defense.
Next time you get to play drunk.

>>7308356
>>7308466
I'm at the hospital he's at and he's just fucking... Healing people.
I'm putting a video up of this.

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>>7308487
can do
at least i wont try to befriend ever enemy in every game

>>7308514
Blur out the face, famoli. Plenty of nasty folk around these days.

>>7308543
Yeah don't worry. I just took it of the guy's hands.
Its uploaded.

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>>7308466
Let's see if I got any berries.... I have a few dried ones, will have to see if he'll accept or not....

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>>7308533
At least I.....
........ Apparently don't have any retorts.
You win this round.

>>7308622
You should play a game called Undertale.

>>7308622
you have du-

wait so does he

shit you really are out of retorts.

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>>7308356
It's not every day you end in a wedding, nevermind a wedding that is streamed for the entire world to see.
Stream chat is mostly cheering on them, apart the ones that got their ship sunk.

>>7308533
Now I want to see N play Undertale. Or Doom, either would be great options.

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>>7308622
hahaha i still like ya though
>>7308638
hey thats a good idea im gonna show him it hold on

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>>7308533
Lusamine was good at video games....

>>7308659
STREAM IT
I NEED TO SEE THIS

>>7308668
oh so THATS who was in the orange islands.

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>>7308622
you don't have any response because you have the social skills of a mute retard.
AND ITSA ALL MECAUSE OF ME MWAHAHAHAHA

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>>7308638
>>7308659
I actually recognize the name.
I did a cover for one of the songs.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JRmCrEHqn8U
>>7308700
....... Doesn't that say something about you?

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>>7308722
you were a pawn in my plans and nothing else
I have never loved you Dennis

>>7308585
Arceus on a pogo stick, that's cool.
I think we might have a literal living saint around here now, bros.
Crazier stuff's happened, my friends are proof of that.
>>7308653
Poor shippers. Just kidding, they need to move on to a new ship.

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>>7308653
yeah im gonna get him to play ut
>>7308693
workin on it
>>7308722
hey nice work dude
lets get this stream up

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>>7308693
I concur.
>affixes insulated camera to Jay

>>7308659
Open up the window, you're going to have a special visitor.

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>>7308762
> avatarfag problems

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>>7308779
ayy
thanks streambro
we are live with gladioN plays undertale
ill be your handsome host gladion
we have N here at the computer playing undertale

>>7308769
Fuschiafag here this gon be cute
Vapey's already stoked for this
>>7308779
Jay a cute too

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>>7308819
>Today in a very special guest stream of the recently inaugurated LP section

>>7308832
He is.

>>7308762
Don't ask me how he does it. This is fucking magic.
Oh god I think his parents just came in and dragged him out.

>>7308819
PkCFag 'ere.
Really needed this after a long day at work, and natu's all excited for it too. Hope y'all have fun with it.

I expect the end will take many tries and possibly N having a small breakdown after realizing he has to do it.

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The Fawning seems to accept me. Porr little guy, all alone out here. Oh, Hey! I'm seeing something come in through the air. I think it's my flight out. I can just barely make it out-

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>>7308819
Aw fuck
>>7308871
We got competition for cutest vidya stream.
>>7308895
...oh yeah that's going to be fun, especially with N dealing with the Nilhiego toxins.

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>>7308819
I think attempt would be a better term, if I'm to believe you about my gaming skills.
....Aren't you supposed to be drunk right now?

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>>7308832
hell yeah it is
>>7308871
everyone
pleaaaase give a round of applause to jaaaaay
>>7308895
oh yeah it definitely will
>>7308999
okay okay drunk stream it is
i think we have some liquor in the fridge
>he downs a whole bottle of fancy alcohol
happy?

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>>7308999
Don't worry about your skills, you're almost at the first house.
ONWARDS

>>7308954
I need to see "that" part especially.

>>7309030
Policefag here. I'm going to unwind with this after hollering at rookies and politicians all day.
It's just me and some new associates watching streams and eating take-out.

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>>7309030
Certaintly. I imagine it will be hilarious.
>>7309032
.... Why do I feel like something terrible is going to happen?

>>7309172
FUSCHIAFAG HERE
NO SPOILERS
NO FUCKING SPOILERS
I NEED TO SEE THIS

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>>7309186
AGREED

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>>7309172
My dad isn't very happy with me but at least I can watch this.

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>>7309154
take it easy its drunk time with N and gladion
>>7309172
hahaha!
get ready for this shit man
>>7309186
>>7309202
nooo spoilers guys
>>7309207
hell yeah get in on this
lets get to 300 mil

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>>7309186
No spoilerinos.

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>>7308947
I see it now, it's getting closer.....
.....fuck my life....

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>>7309239
...hey cameraman, what's the peak on ours?

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>>7309172
>An Aggron sighs in a field, her eyes red and puffy from hours of tears.
>She tunes into the stream on a tablet given to her, and tries to relax, getting her mind off the world for a while.

>>7309265
Aw cmon now, they can't be THAT bad.

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>>7309239
.... What am I getting ready for?

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>>7309307
bet you didnt think youd have to fight goatmom to get outta here
kill or be killed

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>>7309239
280k and rising

>>7309286
302k the first episode, 180k the second given it was at the same time at the Nimbasa streams. The second got a lot more VoD viewers though.

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>>7309294
....somehow- that crazy-looking Meowth ballon is gonna SNEAK me out of Alola.

I now know why that splinter group was laughing...

>>7309265
oh, no...
Fuck your life indeed.

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>a sudden, almost wall busting WHAT is heard

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>>7309463
Poor N...

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>>7309319
What?! I...
No.
I don't believe that.
There are always other options.
>Spare

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>>7309327
we get this to 600k and ill take my jacket off
>he shoots a smile at the camera
>>7309521
doesnt look like its working to meeee

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>>7309444
Dammit! They're playing the "Theme" over loudspeakers as they land! Is this some weird, divine punishment? Get a free non-existant pokemon and a visit from the most infamously bad Team Rocket officers in history? Aren't they supposed to be retired by now?

If I don't survive this, please remember me fondly...

>>7309531
shhHHHHH

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>>7309531
And some people are fools.
That doesn't mean we give up.
>Spare

>>7309538
Remember to bail if anything hits the balloon, they survive primarily by being a cosmic joke too funny for Arceus to let end

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>>7309540
hahaha
>>7309548
cmon youve spared her like five times
be the person flowey wants you to be

>>7309538
You'll be fiiine.

>>7309577
Do not listen to the demon flower or the french fry hair.

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>>7309577
And I've spared Unova many more times than that.
>Spare

>>7309577
>Meanwhile in stream chat

>that lil bitch made me scared of sunfloras
>N confirmed for determination
>pls dont meme up the chat yet
>he hasnt died yet, gladions bullshitting about n having no game

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>>7309531
I can already hear the fujoshits rallying en masse
301k

>>7309538
>>7309576
You heard him, throw a rock at it.


>>7309612
He's doing it! The absolute madman!

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>>7309602
aw come oooon
>>7309612
really? youre gonna spare her fifteen times?
cmooon
>>7309637
oh boy

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Whoops I gotta leave the stream. My dad's really really mad at me.

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>>7309576
OK, that makes odd sense- but I'm not part of that joke! I don't have that protection!

>>7309578
I can only hope so, I keep hearing about a war, and that balloon is a big, meowth-shaped target.

>>7309637
Nonononono!

I just want to go home, and if it means risking my neck, I'll do it.

>>7309700
Hence bailing before they "blast off again"

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>>7309653
Yes.
I don't think you know how often I've had to spare the same people repeatedly.
>Spare
>>7309621
I've been told I have magic fingers.
And apparently you're a shit talker, Gladion.

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>>7309637
Do you have a donate button for raking in sweet NEET cash?

>>7309538
Don't worry, you've got friends who will.

>>7309207
You doing okay, lil' hero?

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>>7309734
and the voice of reason comes through
with a hug and a loving mom
and kicked out into the snow
are you satisfied?
>he laughs
hell yeah im a shit talker
anyway lets see the scary monsters of this snowy shitland dude

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>>7309771
Alright.
Into the desolate snowland!

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>>7309695
You seem to have some serious problems with your parents.

>>7309734
If doing the same thing over and over and expecting different outcome is crazy, then the world is not actually meant for sane people.

>>7309739
Yeah, all donations go to keeping the site running without ads. I hate ads.

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>>7309824
its not that desolate i mean look at those trees
and that stick

oh fuck dude it broke
>he wears a fake look of worry
something is after you dude
there it is watch out N!
hes coming up behind you!

>>7309825
I'll donate dude
Just curious, what are they at views wise?

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>>7309718
Bail into what? the ocean?

>>7309739
Thanks. I'll let you know if I make it to the mainland.

Hey...that meowth really *does* talk...

Buddy, signing off.

>>7309856
>>7309824
Someone is about to get assaulted!

>>7309883
Thanks.
Stream at 325k, they smashed Z&L records. I blame the fangirls

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>>7309937
(avatarfag problems strike again)

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>>7309856
It has snow.
As far as I'm concerned it is unlivable.
.... A skeleton.
A short skeleton.
...........is this a dead kid or....

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>>7309937
They smashed our records because my fangirls all died, agreed.

If I go take a bath right before a stream and come back all fluffy I think I'll up the numbers again though.

...or if Lucy starts teasing me with striped stockings on stream, but that's going to wait until after these guys go, probably tomorrow.

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>>7310011
nah hes funny
he doesnt have any bones with you
>>7310019
you really want people watching your streams to gawk at your gf? next youre gonna want to watch other guys fuck her

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>>7310046
god no, but it's not like they haven't already seen us doing worse.

Voyeurism, not cucking. I blame the fucking endless pheromone dumps and being far too used to cameras.

Also, you're going to start stripping at 600K, so look who's talking.

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>>7310046
>He chuckles
That pun was terrible.
Where to next?
>>7310072
I'm not sure removing a jacket really counts as stripping.
I took of my hat just now, am I stripping?
How about if I remove my hair tie?
Do let me know, I'm afraid I'm a sexually innocent young man who might accidentally strip if not given proper forewarning.

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>>7310126
I said he was going to start, for all I know he's not wearing anything under that hoodie... except the pink underwear probably. Doubt he had time to take that off since you got there.

...I think letting your hair down is going to make the views jump all the same.

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>>7310072
not really stripping buddy but okay
ill show everything if thats what you reaaally want
>>7310126
into snowdin
talk to some of the townspeople they have good dialogue
also check out the store they have some better items

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>>7310019
Haha yeah, these weird times before Lucy where not a single minute in chat didn't pass without someone shipping you with anyone else in the crew.
I think someone was shipping Snivy with a zangoose plushie. And by plushie, I mean specifically you made into a plushie.

>...or if Lucy starts teasing me with striped stockings on stream
Holy moly.

>>7310046
Cold. Colder than Snowpoint.

>>7310072
Frankly, I doubt we're getting to 600k. And he knows it.

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Can't we all just, like, get along?

Also, how's Saint Dustoxbro holding up? I hope he's okay, I know his folks were suuuuuper pissed for some reason.

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>>7310172
...I didn't want to know someone wanted me turned into a plushie and crawled inside by Sniffers. And I don't think the stockings thing is going to happen. I might go puffball though.

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>>7310172
People are still shipping me with plushies? Really?
I mean, all the porn is flattering, but...

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>>7310168
I don't want it, but I think N might secretly want it, and I KNOW the fangirls want it.

...what the fuck am I doing? Did that goodra slime I accidentally swallowed last month come back?

...oh god I hope Arceus didn't accidentally undo that wish.

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>>7310202
Hey, at least it's not the thing with, like, Azoth and the valve. That even sickened my bro, and he's got a stomach like cast iron.

Someone do a poll for striped stockings vs no stockings

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>>7310126
Earth to ultra space explorer N, you're slipping again.

>>7310193
Grounded, for the looks of it.

>>7310195
Good, good. It would have been real awkward for me.

>>7310202
How about the other title they have for you "crawlspace explorer Snivy"? Hint: it involves Palkia.

>>7310224
He did a few hours ago, but only when swallowed.
...
Why did you swallow that, it can not be healthy

Doctor Millicent Bell here, willing to answer you goddamn kids' questions about human health in regards to Pokemon. I'm an ER Doc with 30+ years of experience and also a certified specialist in Psychic-type Treatment - one of my only three Pokemon still alive these days is a Xatu.

I also have to stress that those visiting the Alolan region take immense care around Alolan Muk; all the reports and first-hand knowledge I've read points towards the fact it's much easier to get lethally poisoned by one of them. Especially if you're one of those fucking stupid kids trying to get a delirious high off of poison. It's fucking POISON FOR A GODDAMN REASON. POKEMON ANTIDOTES DO NOT WORK ON HUMANS. THIS IS RIGHT ON THEIR LABEL.

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>>7310148
The pink lingerie?
Not many have had a chance to remove it, so we would be in the same boat there.
>>7310168
Alright, store first.
Any items I should get?

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>>7310224
pff
maybe if we get like 1 bil
you still have goodra slime in you after a month? you must have one hell of a digestive tract
>>7310292
get the manly bandanna it makes your defense better
honestly you probably dont need any food youve been dodging like a champ
lets get going!

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>>7310277
Remember back when we found Jirachi? It was to cure that, I fell face first into a pit of the stuff when we were rescuing Sniffers from a day care. A few others had to uh... search for him inside goodras. It was the weirdest new years I've ever had, and that was after flying halfway across the continent on a sword to even get back to Hoenn.

>>7310321
That shit infects your brain if it's ingested dude, it's for sure not in my body anymore, but maybe my infection came back. I really hope not.

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>>7310340
...Arceus made it temporary, and I thank him for that. But I am indeed infected again, if only for the next 24 hours or so.

>>7310237
Only if I get approval first.

>>7310340
This year has been weirdness since day 1. And we're barely 2/3 into the first month.

(I legit didn't remember that part, I started reading these threads just in time for the wishening to get reversed)

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>>7310321
And here you were saying I suck at video games.
Onwards!

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>>7310436
(fuck)

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>>7310340
i dont need the excuse of goodra pheromones to be horny bro
just be honest with yourself
>>7310440
just most of them that dont involve sparing people
you ready to fight papyrus?
hes gonna wreck your shit dude

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>>7310458
I checked my dex, I am indeed infected for real, which is why my lust is general and not just for Lucy and I find myself thinking of literally everyone lewdly right now.

Guess you're not the only ones acting drunk tonight.

Fuck these next 24 hours are going to suck, and it's going to get worse before it gets better.

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>>7310495
And the new stream cameras are ready to capture everything (if they don't get turned off).

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>>7310458
Probably.
It doesn't matter too much - it's a game.
I see no point in getting worked up if I do happen to die.
>Fight: Happen

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>>7310559
I don't think we're going to need to turn them off, Lucy seems to be sane enough to not let me near her right now, so I'm stuck... well you can see what I'm stuck doing.

>Is watching the stream hugging a clone with most of the other crew, the real Lucy sitting a bit further away. Croagunk is in stockings and hugging the audino much like Emrys is hugging the clone: in their laps.

>>7310611
>Note that the zangoose looks like a teddy bear holding another teddy bear, in terms of adorableness

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>>7310567
hey youre doing damn good with this battle
hey you like platformers right? because youre about to be in one
>the heart turns blue
jump for your life dude!

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>>7310611
>>7310630
Recursive streams, recursive hugging

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>>7310611
also no worry em if something happens i'll try to stop it
you can count on me

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>>7310683
I think I'll let Lucy take care of a problem, that's why she brought in the rope after all. If I lose control she'll just tie me up.

Is Dustoxbro rip?

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>>7310665
What's a plat- oh Arceus.
Right, jumping.

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>>7310611
Meanwhile in streamchat:
>SELFCEST IS CANON NOW
>MY OWN CLONE

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lol hey check the view numbers
looks pretty close too 600k to me famalam :^)

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>>7310278
Psychic Pokemon here with a question. A friend asked me to dig in their noggis for some buried childhood memories, and I went ahead with it.
I'm mostly looking for advice, for if I do that sort of thing again, on how to minimize the discomfort for both parties when you find something unpleasant. I, like, threw up all over myself from the backlash of a really bad memory, and I'm pretty sure my buddy felt it too.

>>7310739
>(Real Lucy, implying the clone was of her, not me, but that's really funny)

>>7310718
I'm wondering because this guy healed my Weavile and I wanted to thank him someway.
Anyone know how I can find him?

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>>7310718
>>7310769
I think he got grounded.

If I remember right, which is questionable these days, he said he lives in the rustboro area,