ITT: Pokemon are real. Are you ready for the chippening?

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I... Don't think I will need rescue, Hoopa.
I think I hear.... Zekrom?
Fighting something?
It is hard to tell, I am in pain and my head is .... fuzzy.

>>7281484
Policefag here.
My goddamned precinct captain knew from the fucking start.
He is now complicit, and I am thereby obligated to take him in.
I've got a megaphone, the moral high ground, and the letter of the law on my side. Time to do this.
Catch you fuckers on the flipside.

>>7281523
Yo, Policedude, did you find any containers full of chips? If so did they have serial numbers or any way to track them to where they were produced?

>>7281508
Any idea what desert you're in?

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Where he go? Go?
I found shiny!
Yeah! Yeah!

>>7281531
Dude turn on KNN this guy's trying to rally the cops on scene to his side and arrest his boss
There's cameras and people pouring out everywhere
this shits going to explode
and he dumped out a jar of the chips on the PokeCenter steps

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>>7281547
I.... There are three other islands visible in the distance.
I think this is still Alola, but I have no idea where.

>>7281568
Yeah, I'm watching. It's absolutely crazy out there.
But I hope he had more than just that jar.

>>7281584
Ah, I was going to offer some assistance if you were in Hoenn. Hope you and Zekrom are alright.

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>>7281584
Sounds like the desert of that weird bull god guy. Watch out or he'll smash ya with his divine wrath oooooh aaaaaahh!

>>7281568
dude listen to this guy
>"This is the textbook definition of cruelty! A Rocket grunt, a Plasma trooper, an Aether operative, would expect no mercy from us for this! With damn good reason!"
>"Somehow we have given into fear, we discarded the law! our own morals! Our oaths of duty! All for the illusion of safety."
>" Is this what safety looks like? A little black chip that can steal our companions from us? That can cut down our own forces in the blink of an eye?"
These guys haven't shut him up yet, maybe they're shaken?

>>7281650
They're listening.

>>7281523
If you've got something that needs to be known but not traced to you, there's always wishileaks.
This goes to everyone in this mess.

>>7281642
Hoops is there anything you can do about this mess?

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Weeeeeeeeeee!
Fun! Fun!

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>>7281623
>>7281642
I am fine... Mostly.
Zekrom has come back, but I'm in no condition to ride. We'll have to walk to the nearest town.

..... The Jellyfish Pokemon keeps following us.
It is the first Pokemon I have met that I cannot understand.
It insists on giggling constantly.

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>>7281693
>..... The Jellyfish Pokemon keeps following us.
What, like Tentacool? Those can't come out of the- Wait, is it white?

>>7281693
Run
the fuck
away.
Don't stop to post, RUN

>>7281693
If I'm not mistaken, I believe that might be UB-01.

>>7281650
> (Policefag has rolled a 0 - evens.)
holy shit turn on unbc now
nimbasa pd is throwing down with their own
loudspeaker cop's group looks like they're winning

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>>7281684
I mean I could put some "secret documents" in the police guy's hands.
Y'know, maybe.
How about it?
>Evens it ends up with policefag odds it ends up in the ocean

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>>7281740
>>7281720
>>7281706
Yes. White, somehow manages to skip despite floating, hums and sings.
Apparently Zekrom scared it earlier, seeing as it won't come within 50ft of him.
I won't say I'm not glad for that.

>>7281775
You tried

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>>7281775
Whoopsie!
One more time with feeling!
>Evens policefag gets soaked documents and shower odds it ends up in a volcano

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>>7281796
Oh boy that's fucking Nihilego. It's already imprinted on you.
Be careful those things change your brain chemistry to forward their own plans and yours. You'll probably be cackling like mad within a week.

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>>7281804
Whats the point if you just keep rerolling till you get the result you wanted in the first place?

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I leave for little over an hour and there's already mass revolt going on. Nice.

On a different note, what in the blazing hells do they put in these coke machines? Damned things heavier than the warhead from that ICBM.

Which is disarmed now, just so y'all know.

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>>7281831
That... Doesn't sound enjoyable.
I haven't let it touch me and it stays a fair distance away.
Is there anything else I can do to keep my sanity?

We have perfectly good sites for leaking sensitive documents that the public needs to know and this leggo comes and does all itself bah humbug

>>7281838
I don't think he could have rerolled his way out of slightly carbonized documents.

>>7281859
Liters of sweet crack

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>>7281865
As soon as they imprint on you they'll do anything to be with you. Your best bet is to put as much distance between you and it quickly.
Which is easier said than done.
You could catch it. Our not fully complete studies say that that might stop the effect?
I'd come over there and take notes but I don't know how two UBs would take it being in the same place.

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>>7281838
Woulda been carbonized like anon said!
>>7281859
Uh, the cokes, duh?

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>>7281875
>>7281903
It's mostly empty though, just a dozen-ish cans.

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>>7281893
I am starting to feel light headed and giggly ....
..... I think I'll try and convince the Nihilego to accept a Pokeball.
I will update you on what happens.

Policefag here.
The Precinct Captain is in custody. Multiple confirmed officers down, medical is en route. All suspects have been pacified and detained.

I have no doubt that this will be responded to quickly by Regional authorities. I encourage all citizens to please not riot.
>>7281804
Thanks for the assist. Large portions are illegible, but I'll see what I can salvage.
>>7281838
( It's a roll to mitigate a fuckup, Policefag will miss things like names and manufacturing locations with soaked docs that he would otherwise get.)

>>7281938
Get these things scanned and uploaded as soon as possible.

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>>7281927
Found a cup! Cup!
Drink?
Huh? Huh?

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>>7281934
You better take it carefully. They'll use your body as a host if the toxins get a full effect.

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>>7281962
..I am not able to handle this amount of cute.
But, yes?

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>>7281927
I dunno. Maybe they've got black holes in them. You ever seen a black hole, huh? Wanna?
>>7281938
Sorryyyyy~

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>>7281987
Yay! Yay!
Oh! This makes me wanna
ZIG! ZIG!
ZAG! ZAG!

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>>7281974
Your theory about the toxins and Pokeballs was correct.
Convincing it to accept a Pokeball as a formality involved candy and assuring it I wasn't going to leave the ball and run away.
This is the first time I've seen a jellyfish cry.

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>>7282002
..Yes, but I don't think it's the type you're referring to.
Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass, for now at least.

>>7282015
..Too cute.

>>7281952
Policefag here. I'm on it. All my bets are on the next administration pardoning me before I'm mysteriously declared a suicide anyway.
> Upload in progress...
> Estimated completion time: 1 hour 8 minutes 45 seconds.
> Please wait...

> (Policefag's previous post was an 8, he safe for tonight)

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>>7282042
Well fuck me sideways I didn't think that'd work.
I'm not sure how long you've been exposed but any others that run into you will imprint on you much faster.
Childish too, huh. They must be a type of young state. Anyway there isn't any actual way to remove the toxin as far as our studies have found. It seems to slowly dissapate over an extremely long course.
As in even at low exposures you'd probably die before you were completely clean.

>>7282015
You're adorable, little fella. Do you know where the best berries are? I'm thinking of spending some time out in the wild, and I'd like to know. Pretty please?

>>7282059
So who's gonna tell Bones that that picture is probably a fart picture?
Not it.

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>>7282100
Hoenn!
You just gotta Zig!
And then Zag! Zag!
Then Zig some more! More!
Then you find the berries!
Yum! Yum!

>>7282122
(are you fucking serious? aUGH end me it's so hard to find non edgy A.Marowak pictures and that's the only one I had with blush.)

>>7282166
Yeah I checked the poster of it it is. You can still go for it tho, bro I'm just memeing you.

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>>7282166
Crop it bro

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>>7282095
>Any others will imprint much faster
..... I shall make sure to stay away from Alola after cleaning up the base on Aether Paradise. Thanks for the advice.
It keeps stopping to pick up small stones and bring them to me.
I think they're supposed to be gifts - it gets excited when I accept them.

>>7282189
(Right. Forgot that was an option for a second.)
>>7282188
(..Gross.)

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>>7282212
There's tons in Ultra Space and their portals open up pretty frequently so be careful.
Huh, it acts more like a child than a death beast. Can you keep reporting on it? These are really good notes.

>>7282086
You did good, real good, maybe even the best.

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>>7282059
Maaaaaaaan you're no fun.

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>>7282166
Have a non-edgy marowak, on the house.

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>>7282301
Maybe another time, I'm not terribly fond of unleashing potentially world devouring vortexes 'just cause'. Perhaps when the world collectively just goes absolutely insane.

Which doesn't sound too far off these days, sadly.

>>7282326
(Thanks, famoli)

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>>7282348
No problem mate.

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All Zag'd out!
Night! Night!
Zoooon~
Zoooooooon~

night jerks

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I HAVE COME UP WITH A PLAN TO REGAIN MY POPULARITY WITH THE LADIES AND SHOW THE WORLD THE BEAUTY OF MUSCLES
I SHALL CHALLENGE EVERY LEGENDARY POKEMON TO FISTICUFFS
ALONG WITH ANY OTHER POWERFUL POKEMON I ENCOUNTER
THEN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE

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>>7283094

>>7283197
But bugs aren't weak to electric attacks...

>>7283408
Shhh, let the magic happen.

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>>7283197
WHAT IS THIS BEAUTIFUL GLOWING THING
I MUST TOUCH IT AND BATHE IN ITS GLOW

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>>7283528
>Zzt

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>>7283544
FUCK MY BENCH PRESSING ARM
YOU WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THIS WHEN IT HEALS
NO ONE TAINTS PERFECTION AND GETS AWAY WITH IT

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>>7283950
>[faint buzzing noise]

>>7283950
daddy

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Sup fags.

When are you going to take your pokemon down to the pokecenter to get chipped?

>>7284676
Don't even joke about that, dude. I get you're a salty ghost but jeez.

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>Gadreel's tentacle coils and circles around the beak, rubbing it from all sides
>He pulls Darkrai closer to his chest, shuddering and moaning quietly , one hand rubbing the other's back

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>>7282247
I hope that continues to be a non issue. We haven't encountered any other humans yet, so we'll see.
We're currently flying to Akala to take care of the last Aether outpost before heading on to the Aether Paradise.
It continues to tug on my shirt sleeve whenever it wants something - oftentimes it's asking for a piece of candy or trying to point out something it saw.
>>7284676
That won't be necessary.
If all Unovans would find your local Pokemon Shelter and tell them N sent you you'll have a safe place to heal your Pokemon without worry of chips.
Please try not to lead the IP there.

>>7284802
The IP has bigger concerns than Pokemon shelters. Like the fact that the Unovan government just put out a fucking kill order for all wild Pokemon.

This is AFTER policefag did his thing last night.

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>>7284848
They. Did. What.

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>>7284848
HAHAHA
glad I'm not there.

>>7284911
Please go get yourself chipped.

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No one worry, The Rangers have assigned me to Unova to investigate why the unovan Government has been ordering all this insane shit lately.
We have no confirmation Yet but we currently suspect that is being Caused by some Aether Sleeper Agents that may have Infiltrated various Governments.
We already know that some of Those Sleeper Agents had Infiltrated the Rangers and luckily we Managed to Rat those ones out.

Though if There Is Aether remnants hiding in the government then I am confident I can Find out who they are and what they are planning.

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>>7284920
>chipping a ghost
>I'm already dead

You sound like another human.

>>7284985
And you sound like a Huge Douche™

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>>7284898
Now listen N there is a lot of Nihilego toxin in your body right now. It stops your inhibitions so really think on what you-
Oh fuck it, give them shit for me.

>>7285147
How's the space monster treating you?

>>7284898
Kill order, they're offering a bounty for every dead Pokemon a registered trainer brings to a pokecenter now. Executive Order effective... Three hours ago it looks like.

>>7285195
>bounty
How much? Purely for speculating on the death toll this is going to bring.

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>>7285170
Pretty well. I'm heading out by an undisclosed location to get some training in.
I really can't discern whether this thing is operating on instinct or hyper intelligent. It seems like it can understand my words and body motions but it also can't resist eating anything it sees.
Also I think human bodies must have something that they aren't able to "digest"? Because it took a bite out of one of my coworkers and almost immediately spat it out.

>All this shit happening in Unova.
Maybe I should grab a flying type and get over there.

>>7285213
Depends on the species, only like 100 P for patrats and I think I saw the bounty on Keldeo at like 5 mil

>>7285230
>FIVE MIL FOR THE GAY PONY
I'm getting a plane ticket.
Right now.

>>7285230
...
What's victini worth?

>>7285257
20 mil.

>>7285257
A plane ticket, purely to watch it happen.
Fuck that guy.

>>7285276
Finger slipped, meant 200 mil.

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Your planet is absolutely awful.

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foolish humans killing innocents without consequence, only to satisfy their greed.
i'm am deeply ashamed for all of you that are agreeing on this

>>7285304
You're worth a cool 1,500 watch your back.

>>7285312
Oh hello billion P

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>>7285316
I should do this planet a favor and ionize it from orbit.
But I won't.

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(avatarfag mode: on)
>location: Jubilife International Airport
>Motive of your travel?
Helping out with the recovery efforts
>Do you have anything to declare?
Just a bunch of electronics
>It says here that you're a trainer yet you don't have any pokemon registered, why is that?
Recent registration, will fix that soon

>>7285230
>>7285276
>>7285291
Mother of mercy...

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Ok, I am currently checking out some abandoned Aether Facilities in unova.
so far nothing, these places look like they have been abandoned for a long time.
none of them have any trace of human activity in them.

Kalosfag here. We don't even have the fucking bounty thing going on here and I'm already seeing people killing wild pokemon.

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>>7285363
i must stop these monsters for just killing for greed

>My wild pokemon reserve is nothing but a glorified kill ground now.
>Have to let all my pokemon go before anyone comes to kill them.
Why didn't you people just fucking stop while you were ahead?

>>7285337
Please do it, you'll be saving the rest of the universe a lot of trouble later.

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I keep hearing humans offering food outside. Anyone else hearin' that kinda stuff?

>>7285398
Don't go outside. They want your sweet meats.

>>7285374
Unovans are fucking awful, there are people battling for keeps in the streets right now, I've boarded up my house and I'm keeping my Pokemon in their balls until this is over.

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>>7285407
Really?
Crap they're comin' in here.

>>7285415
ENGAGE MURDERFUCKER MODE.

Unless you wanna die in which case I totally understand.

>>7284848
Policefag here. I JUST woke up to this shit.
FUCK. THIS.
It would seem that there is only one goddamn moral option here, and as the highest ranking officer not arrested or dead in Nimbasa CIty I'm fucking doing it, courtesy of our new interim mayor.
I refuse.
Anyone caught doing this even close to my jurisdiction is to be taken in, dead or alive.
This insanity, this chaos, must be stopped. For all our sakes.
If you're elsewhere in Unova, forget what I said about not rioting. Nimbasa is not going along with this, and if that means secession and armed conflict so be it.

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>>7285415
i just core used core enforcer on cruel humans to as judgment where are so i can go as qucikly as possible?

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>Stream site notice
>ALERT TO ALL UNOVA AND KALOS
>EVERYONE TAKE ARMS AGAINST POACHERS
>STAND YOUR GROUND AND PREVENT POKEMON GENOCIDE

>>7285415
Fuschiafag here, if you're in Unova then cut the fuckers down.
>>7285374
Because according to Policefag's documents this was a fucking fix.
Those chips take months to to set up manufacturing for, and although we don't have all the names, the Unovan government was onboard with this plan as early as the day after the Anne incident.
Wishileaks, man. You can't stop the signal.

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I am currently hiding in a box at the Dreamyard
I ran into a group of people who didn't care that I am a Ranger
Though I managed to Find some interesting tapes and will Upload them in a moment so please wait a moment as I am trying to not die

>>7285424
Driftveil citizen here, we've got an armed mob gearing up to go after Victini, I don't know how to stop them, if I fight they'll kill my friends and me...

What the fuck has the world come to?

Policyfag here.
I'm leaking documents I don't fucking care.

We have a ton of warrants going out for "terroristic actions" against people in the police force.

Watch your back.

>>7285425
*i just used core enforcer

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>>7285433
This is Lucas - formerly One-Five. I have weapons and a team courtesy of my ex-associates, and am at Spear Pillar.
I now have my new orders.
Arceus forgive me, but I have more blood to shed.

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What in the unholy mother of fuck is going on anymore. I just had to roast two guys who charged into my camp.

They interrupted my 60s Ariadosman binge.

I am not happy.

>>7285466
Addendum:

These warrants aren't for arrest. Most of them are kill on sight.
I'm looking up a lot of these names and they seem to be the names of random citizens and pokemon as well.

I'm going to be scanning as may through and uploading them to Wishileaks. Please watch your fucking back.

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>>7285449
Considering the Anne incident was just over two weeks ago, they must have been planning this for a while.

>>7285466
Last night documents are already on wishileaks, I have been told.

>>7285482
Hopefully Sinnoh isn't going with this retarded plan as well or I'm about to get in a real lot of trouble. And the same would be for you.

>>7285466
holy shit
holy shit
they just stormed the unbc offices during a live broadcast
two of their reporters got wasted on air
policefag and the nimbasa mayor were gearing to btfo unovan central

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>>7285482
should your heart disagree with your orders protest, fight agaist them
>>7285504
this is just like 3000 years ago..

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>>7285455
>"Remember to keep the Killswitch production at full capacity, if anyone discovers out plans before they we can get them into the pokemon centers then I will have your heads"
>"and remember to delete the security Footage as well just in case someone snoops around after we are gone"

>>7285504
>>7285524
I'm reading names that I can't find in any citizen records either.

Emrys, Lucy, Azoth, John, Ray.

Crime listed as "World Threat." With a kill on sight listing.

Reward for any of them is 200 Billion P.

>>7285521
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD

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>>7285524
I've already cut down my former squad, save the commander whom Arceus Himself smited.
I'm going to redeem myself, sir.
These orders are not from Aether, but from a... higher authority.
Practiced hands make for light work, and there is a great deal of work to be done in Unova.

>>7285566
Godspeed, friend. Rip and tear.

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>People pulling this shit in Orre.
I'm heading to Pyrite Town. Watch the news.

>>7285547
...They're going to be spending a lot more money than that to replace the lives and weapons lost trying to kill those guys. Those are the Farsail Crew, AKA the guys who stole the Anne and survived a fucking Nuke.

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>>7285547
That would be us.
The reason it's so high is that they don't honestly expect anyone to survive long enough to collect.
>>7285552
Well, I imagine Unova's gone crazy.
>>7285457
People forget that Victini packs a lot of heat in a little package. Just stay clear of them and find something to block out the smell of flame-grilled idiot.

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Another one came.

>>7285589
Back off.

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>>7285566
a higher autority, this is quite puzzling.
i while you solve this mistery and must law down punishment

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>>7285547
Hoo boy, they're willing to wreck their own economy for decades just to take them out.

>>7285566
Good luck, might He have mercy on your soul.

>>7285603
You know, it now makes sense why no government batted an eye to the nuke launch until it got deflected away from them.

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>>7285612
Not to kill pokemon. I'm going there to stop this shit at its source.

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>>7285640
I know.

Go to Unova. Anywhere. Not here.

>>7285603
>>7285608
>>7285623
Someone just came in with an addendum.
It's being moved up to 350 Billion.
I have to print these out and send them to the police, I'm very sorry but I really can't afford to get caught doing this.

Policefag here, just got done rallying the troops. We have full officer deployment, civilians are trying to organize into patrols too. Central's going to hit us with everything they can spare, although based on comms chatter they have plenty of rioting on their hands as well.
>>7285504
Well, shit. Come and get me you genocidal fucks.
>kzzzt
>"Combat zone protocol, men. Lethal force is authorized."
>"Just a reminder from Officer Friendly."
>kzzzt
>>7285608
Fuck it, feel free to come down and wreck house. You seem to be good at it, and we could use some experienced bushwhackers.

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>>7285547
Aww maan no recognition huh?

Well go get them then.

>protip: you cant

>>7285455
Policefag here, we still have local broadcast stations in Nimbasa working. You upload it and we'll keep it playing until the last light goes out.

>>7285659
I'm really sorry.
>>7285670
Sorry I just listed off the few I had, everyone in the crew is 350 Billion.

>>7285670
That's what happens when you exist solely to be a mass of salt.

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>>7285663
where are their headquarters?
i must go there myself to stop this madness

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>>7285673
See
>>7285534
It looks like Ghetsis is the one responsible for all this, I don't know what his plans are either but I was not able to find any more infomation before those douchebags that were hunting me started smashing everything while looking for me

>>7285677
The warrant for the farsail crew is going to be broadcasted at every news station across the world.

About 5 hours from now.
Please say your fucking prayers for these people.

>>7285716
The Farsail crew or the people hunting them?

>>7285716
Is there a price on the egg?

>>7285724
I don't fucking know, any of them.
>>7285725
I didn't know there was an egg. Don't let anyone know, please.

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>>7285455
>>7285673
I can get these streamed on the site for all the world to see.
And to think I started the site solely for voyeuring on the Farsail crew.

>>7285608
If there's anything you need to be brought from civilization, I'm currently at Jubilife.
The air seems especially dreary here, nuke considered. It looks like they're waiting for the government here to start shit.

>>7285701
Policefag here.
Regional command's based out of Castelia. Seeing as I've been branded an insurrectionist with kill on sight orders for -actually following the law-, I really can't blame you if you want to pay a visit to them at 3400 South 7th Street.
Oh, one happened to check the basement and roof for incriminating documents and communications equipment, respectively, that would be very interesting, indeed.
South team has a contact. I'll be in touch when I can.
Policefag out.

>>7285733
Uh, bit late for that.

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>>7285740
thank you human i must go there post haste, maybe i can make them stop this genocide

>Martial Law going on in Kanto
>Regionwide announcement of gun laws suddenly being revoked
I'm getting the fuck out of this region

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Y'all are WAY past stupid.

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>>7285547
Seems that I've been finally able to paint a diffirent picture about my whereabouts and actions.
Ain't gonna change dick though, but I guess I can run off if it has need.

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>>7285677
Sweet

>>7285678
Dont you have better things to do? Like chip your pokemon like good little scared human?

>>7285776
In a region with already very strict gun laws, that's going to be of real help.

>>7285776
Fuschiafag reporting in.
Fuck this, Vapey and I are going guerrilla. Half our police force just turned in their badges, too.
>>7285780
I'm in agreement there.

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SOMEONE TELL THESE UNOVANS TO SEND ME STRONGER HUMANS
THEY ARE WEAK LIKE SPAGHETTI MADE FROM DRY WALL

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>>7285836
I CHALLENGE YOU IN A BATTLE TO THE DEATH! I AM RAIDION, SLAYER OF INSECTS!

>>7285849
>MEGA PUNCH

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>>7285863

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>>7285863
AHA! FEEBLE BUG! TASTE MY DUAL GEYSERS OF VENGENCE!

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>>7285883
YOUR PUNY SPRAY MIGHT AS WELL BE DEODORANT
IT IS USELESS AND DOESNT EVEN SPRAY IN THE DIRECTION YOU WANT IT
>COMET PUNCH

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>>7285899
aUGH!~ HOW DARE YOU LAY YOUR FILTHY SWOLLEN MITTS UPON MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!

HAVE SOME OF MY SPECIAL BREW!~

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>MEGA PUNCH
DAMN YOU THAT STINGS LIKE HELL, HAVE SOME MORE MORE YOU GIANT TIN CAN

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>>7285993
AHAHA!~ YOUR HULKING MASS IS MUCH TOO SLOW FOR MY NIMBLE FRAME!~

TAKE MY SLAPHAPPY SWATTER!

>>7285993
Policefag here, you need an assist?
I can spare some of the new militia if necessary.

>>7286023
YOU PATHETIC SWATTER IS NO MATCH FOR MY DIAMOND HARD PECS
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT IS DONE
>SMACK DOWN

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>>7286039

>>7286061
(damnit I forgot my pic then responded to the wrong post)

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>>7286054
>the man in the oversized can of raid
>is fucking dead.
>YOU LAID DOWN THE SMACKDOWN BROTHERRRR. A WINNER IS YOU.

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>>7286075
>OH NO MISSES RAID IS HERE AND SHES FUCKING PISSED.

>>7286061
>INCOHERENT SCREECHING
>SWING!

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>>7286110
I HAVE NO DESIRE TO FIGHT ANYMORE MY MUSCLES NEED RECOVERING AFTER THAT NASTY SPRAY COATING THEM
>>7286039
I SHALL LEAVE THIS TO YOU POLICEMAN OFFICER

>>7286110
>kzzzt
>"Alright, boys, chase this punk off."
>angrycopfaces.jpg

>>7286189
..uHHH

I was just leaving! Yeah, that's what I was doing!

>BOOK IT

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someone help, I was was surprised by a sleap poweder while trying to escape from those guys chasing me.
I managed to escape before collapsing but someone else must have found me and took me to the pokemon center in Striaton City

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>>7286297
NOOOOODLE.
I'l be there brother.

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WELP.
Hold onto your asses, world. We're going to war, and hell's coming with us.
We figure some friends could use a few extra hands, and we really don't give a damn how the Unovan's current -regime- reacts anymore.

Catch you later, we'll be in touch.

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I just woke up to this shit. Farsail Crew is moving out without me, I've self-promoted to General, staying back and using my brain is for the best with a kid on the way. Croagunk is now the captain, and the Crew is ready to fight again.

Get ready Unova, the craziest bastards in the world are coming to fuck your shit.

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>>7286312
save me Brother.
They are not going to kill be because of the fact that I am a Ranger, But they still are going to put a killswitch in me
I have been trying to escape but they got me locked up in a Box, and not the fun kind Either

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There world is going to shit, my friends are wanted and its open season for all free pokemon.
I couldn't be happier, I proposed and he said yes!
One last run untill the wedding.

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>>7286347
This will be easy, I already took the liberty in chipping you with a tracker.
I'l be there soon.

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>>7285761
human leader cease this foolishness at once i want to make this pointless war to end at once

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>>7286369
please hurry
I don't like this cage, it is not fun like cardboard boxes are

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>>7286327
>>7286341
>>7286327
Do you even have a plan to get to Unova in time? And I was almost expecting Ray or John to become the captain.
Welp, as long someone stays in Sinnoh, I can make this delivery.

>>7286347
Any idea which center you're at?

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>>7286327
Lucas 'One-Five' here, you need a lift? I can get you transport if you don't mind coming in hot.
>>7286376
I applaud your efforts, friend, but don't count on them seeing reason.

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>>7286428
i must try either way, i'm already at their base and i'm discussing them to stop this war

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>>7286424
Nah, bro's a shitwrecker and I'm too relaxed.
As for a plan to get there, we'll figure out something.
>>7286428
That works too.

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>>7286424
em himself put me as capitain and i will return wiht no casualities

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>>7286415
I'm inside, I'l crack that box soon.
Don't worry.

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>>7286477
Just what do you think your doing you little shit?

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>>7286447
Makes sense, might doesn't make always for leadership.

>>7286470
I'm not a superstitious man, but Giratina did make a pretty bleak prediction that may fall... tomorrow?

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>>7286477
thank you brother
I forgive you for trying to destroy the Rangers all those times in the past

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>>7286508
Delay that rescue brother, I have been detected.
>>7286500
Away with you nurse, I have business here.

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>>7286341
Good i was getting bored.
I'm going to slather them.

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>>7286522
Oh I don't think that's going to work you little feral mistake.
No one is leaving my pokecenter unmarked.
Audino, give him the shot.

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>>7286500
Once I get there, I'll be introducing you to my friends.
>>7286470
I have transport southeast of your position. I hope you don't mind being conspicuous, but it's the fastest way. I don't think the previous owners are in any position to complain.

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>>7286532
Slather them with pain that is.

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>>7286504
don't we had a a prediction from giratina too, but the number of dead people already told us about the ammount of people dying in our group, and that quota is alraedy full
>>7286545
okay that should good

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>>7286554
My team's dropping ropes now, Tigre has visual. Climb in and buckle up, we're kicking the jets into overdrive.

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>>7286542
You won't come between me and my brother.
>poisontail

Fuschiafag here what the fuck is going on in kanto
I just had someone try to gank me to get Vapey
I skipped town and we're hiding right now
Good luck to everyone out there

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>>7286566
everyone on our team is here le'ts go to unova

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>>7286579
Oh they all say that.
Then comes the buzzsaw.
>hypervoice.

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>>7286591
Let's go, then. One-Five out.

>>7286590
UNOVA put out bounties on all unregistered Pokemon. Now the whole world wants some of that cash.

Shits fucked mate, good luck to you too.

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>>7286554
That was your prediction, and I remember it clearly. Three dead and 35% chance of a fourth.
I hope to be proved wrong.

>>7286566
>>7286591
Godspeed.

>>7286590
The world is getting crazy.

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>>7286615
Just what have you been doing here?!
>Poisonjab

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>>7286639
Keep this up and you'l see it with your own eyes.
So long we wish for you to have eyes though.
>double slap.

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>>7286653
Your moves are as empty as your words.
>Crush

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>>7286686
Gah, you got some pretty sharp fangs there.
I'l enjoy pulling them.
>pound.

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>>7286705
You won't hurt anymore.
Not after this.
>poisonjab

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>>7286734
You killed him!
You killed my pokemon.
My dokter feelgood.
That was supposed to be MY pleasure.
>slashes with scalpel.

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>>7286756
Ah, that stings.
I guess one more body stinking up this mess won't hurt.
>crush

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>>7286781
Brother, I managed to shake the Cage enough that it fell off the table and I got out
Quick lets escape from here

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>>7286781
Your corpse won't have time to rot once I'm done with it.
>throws fistfull of needles.

Policefag here. We're holding steady for now, Central's freaking out over something in their HQ, the bastards.
We could use an assist from anybody out there, though.

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>>7286798
B-brother, I'm not lasting against this nurse.
I got one hit left on me.
>>7286802
This is going to end now!
>Nightslash

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>>7286830
let me help
>>7286802
>uses Wrap

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>>7286830
>>7286840
Urghh.
There will be more, you will all die eventually!
>Nurse Joy has fainted.

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We need to get out of Unova.
Anybody got a safe place to crash?

Trainers keep coming after Amy, because she is "valuable".
And she tears them apart in defense of me.
I have a bite wound in my arm, and Amy looks like she's about to collapse. I'm out of potions, and there are more trainers closing in on us.
Help.

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>>7286840
We've done it Wiggles.
Now lets get the hell out of here.

>>7286881
Nimbasa is safe for now, they rebelled against the chippening.

>>7286888
Are the tapes safe?

>>7286881
Policefag here, Nimbasa's still standing. Come join the fun with us, we could use the help.

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>>7286905
unfortunately most of the Tapes were destroyed by Those Punks that were chasing me
The only Tape left was the one I uploaded earlier that seems to Hint Ghetsis is involved

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>>7286936
Well, fuck.
This will have to do.
>Ghetsis tape uploaded to stream site
If there are more rogue broadcasts coming from Nimbasa, I will patch them up in site as well. The revolution will be streamed.

>>7286905
>>7286929
Alright. I'll start heading in your direction.
Amy is level 100, so...We should be able to hold out long enough to get there.
Why do people want to steal an Aggron so badly, anyways?
-Amy's trainer

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>>7286962
maybe now people will start seeing the truth behind all this

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well since I am already in Unova I might as well Wait till the zangooses guys Get here and reunite with them and continue helping them stop this madness

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>>7287048
Defector One-five here.
We're en route with the crew plus me and mine.
Arceus steady my hands, we're going to come in hot.
Say your prayers, brothers and sisters, for tomorrow is not promised. One-five out.

>>7286966
> dubs
Policefag's deputy here.
Just letting you know the Aggron arrived safe.
>>7286962
We're an entertainment city when we're not in the eye of the world's biggest shitstorm. We're getting a feed of the city center going plus re-staffing our radio station. You'll have plenty to work with, sir.

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>>7286962
And in the middle of all that, have some comfy, because we're staying home this round and until our crew lands we have nothing important to do.

>Insert episode two of the comfiest, cutest LP of KH to ever be recorded here

Fuschiafag here, safe for a while. Nobody's going to come looking where I'm at, and I've got a few friends here too.
How's the rest of the world besides Unova holding up?

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I'm on Aether Paradise.
All of the Aether facilities on Akala have been registered unusable.
Remember father, I'm coming for you next.

>>7287168
Oh thank god.
I am so glad she's safe. Thank you.
I managed to lead the trainers chasing her in the other direction.
Not sure how much longer I can run away for.
They are catching up with me. I can hear yelling.
...
Tell Amy I love her.
-Amy's trainer

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I have Colress working on a way deactivate the kill chips.
Expect a patch within the next 48 hours.
As for the hunters... You better have made your peace before I find you.

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>>7287168
Thanks, time to let the bombshells fly. Metaphorically only, I hope.

>>7287188
>Stream notice
>Z&L Let's Play Episode 2 streaming currently, for those of us that is getting too fed up of these crazy days.

>View counts 50/50 between Nimbasa stream and LP

>>7287190
Sinnoh is on the verge of tears, but doesn't seem to have many crazy poachers jumping the gun, in both meanings of the phrase.

Almost ready with preparations for a long day of trekking. Just need to make a visit to the Fuego Ironworks first.

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>>7287274
I'm not the one who should be making peace.
Boy.
>>7287225
You too.

HQ here. I want Nimbasa pacified within 24 hours.

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I hope you kids like the increase in fleshy origami figures around the globe.
Don't make me bring back one of those monsters my kid summoned.
By the way, Sinnoh is fixed.

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>>7287351
Hopefully taking a third of those guys out makes it easier on you kids!

>>7287389
(Btw, I'm an invisible lurker)

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>>7287351
Including those mutated monsters that should not exist here or in any other dimension?

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>>7287351
HELLO MIGHTIEST OF MIGHTY ONES
CARE TO PARTAKE IN A FRIENDLY MATCH OF FISTICUFFS
I SEEK TO REGAIN THE LADIES AND MY POPULARITY BY CHALLENGING ONLY THE STRONGEST OPPONENTS

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>>7287416
I'm talking about stuff like that snake!
Or this.

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Lucas 'One-Five' reporting!
Looks like Unova figured out their plane's been hijacked, we're under fire!
Arceus guide my hand, I'm taking her down.

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>>7287389
We got the Farsail crew flying in plus an extra team.
Were gonna help out.
Also Arceus if this is all over could I ask you a favour?
I got a marriage coming on and I would want to ask to marry me and my fiancé.

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>>7287445
You could do us a great favor if you were to fly away to Nimbasa's outskirts and punch poachers in the face.
Yes, there are cameras there.

>>7287448
Exactly those, please keep them sealed away from my general location.

>>7287445
There are grunts in Unova calling you a coward.

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>>7287567
WELL SINCE THE MIGHTIEST OF MIGHTIES DOES NOT SEEM TO WANT TO FIGHT I MIGHT JUST GO PUNCH SOME POACHERS
PERHAPS SOME OF THEM WILL PUT UP A FIGHT

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>>7287475
One-five, we survived the hard landing. Inbound now.
Arceus has blessed us thus far.

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Troops, this is Unovan Command. Use contingency plan R, and retake that city!
>>7287622
Reroute a squadron to deal with this issue.

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>Angry metal screeching

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>>7287667
>>7287731
>watching the Nimbasa streams
>Odd plane hard landing to the west
>What seems to be the Unovan Army coming in from the south

INCOMING

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> He appears not to realize he's streaming audio.

>"Heads down..."
>"Ten humans, Herdiers in front, tough Pokemon in the back."
> "They're so fucked, bro"

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>>7287778
....

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>>7287926
>Screeching intensifies
Post location:Nimbasa city

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>>7287813
Got it. Time to show them how we earned our reputation, or are they bringing in the big stuff?

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>>7287959
I am near. are you strong? or are you looking to fight?

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>>7287991
From here I can see about 60 soldiers, 10 Rhyperiors and 10 Klinklangs. These guys are not fucking around, they brought their siege equipment.

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>>7287817
Those psychopaths are here? I want all available units on intercept northwest of Nimbasa.
>>7287813
And someone in technical, please, kill that stream!

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>>7288092
Siege gear's not much good against infantry. We have a plan.

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What the HELL is this SHIT?
I've lost all signal from Nimbasa!

Sorry, I'm the dark here.
Last thing I saw were the rhyperiors loading their arms with objects that were definitely not rocks.

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>>7288082
>Screeching stops
I am not looking for a fight.
I am looking for my trainer.
Male, average build, blue shirt, tan shorts, messy hair.
Have you seen him?
Goes by Austin.
I am screeching, so he knows I am here.
>Screeching begins again

>>7288095
Sir, there's a building here. Sending a team in to sweep and clear it now, the rest of us are taking up defensive positions.

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>>7288191
That's called a tactical bombing, son. This rebellion will be pacified come Hell or high water.
>>7288203
WHAT TH-
Soldier, report! I've got an explosion on your position!
Report! Do you copy!?
Fuck.

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>>7288202
I have not, i apologize. I do hope you find him in this place, I can help keep a look out for him! it's dangerous here. Stay safe.

>>7288191
Policefag here.
We're getting personal streams up now, the main TV station got blown up!
We're getting pushed back to city limits, and it looks like they're trying to take the city by levelling it!

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V SQUADRON READY TO STRIKE FIREY JUSTICE UPON NIMBASA CITY
SIR!

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>>7288240
As long there's someone that can see, you will not pacify shit all.

>>7288270
Thanks, I'm setting up these on the site. For one stream taken down, many take it's place.

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>>7288289
Attack plan R is go.
Wipe the slate clean. Everything and everyone.

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>>7288289
Hey hey not if I have anything to say about it!
>Evens they end up near Saturn Odds fuck all happens

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>>7288323
ORDER IS SET SIR
SCRAMBLING F-
>>7288328
*KSSSSHHH*

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Holy hell I just saw a plane disappear into thin air.

>>7288323
>Unovan comms chatter stream
>"S-Sir! We have forces in the AO! We can't extract in time!"
> "Our men are down here! Delay the order for Mew's sake!"

V SQUADRON IS DOWN
ATTACK ORDER ALPHA HEADING TO NIMBASA CITY
ROLLING OUT

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Y SQUADRON

MOVING TOWARD TARGET

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>>7288420
Listen I got enough time to stick your trash in space. I hear the Oort Cloud is nice these days?
>Evens they end up there Odds fuck all happens

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>>7288420
.... come at me.

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>>7288453
>>7288466
HOSTILES IN RANGE
FIRE!

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>>7288476
We heard that. Get bent, fuckers.

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>>7288476
GAH!

I WILL FUCKING BREAK YOU

>earthquake

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>>7288476
Oww, that thing really hurts! How about I bring a little space to you?
>Evens hoops out a asteroid Odds does fuck all

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>>7288476
I HAVE ARRIVED TO SAVE THE DAY
>MEGA PUNCH

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>>7288516
COMMAND SEVERAL TANKS DAMAGED
HEAVY FIGHTERS
>>7288528
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS TH-
>>7288534
*KSSSSH*

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>>7288545
I still got something for you left.
>psycho boost.

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>>7288545
I REQUIRE MORE

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>>7288516
>>7288528
>>7288534
5 out of 12 tanks heavily damaged, if not completely immobilized with their threads busted. And a sixth done in by a freaking meteor.