ITT: Pokemon are real.
How are you holding up with this shit?
Info: http://pastebin.com/ZqKZhGjY
I need a big, strong male trainer to fuck me~
>>7288764
(>80 Power
>Nuke
Psycho Boost does more than that. I'd give you it if this was operated by a human but it isn't.)
>>7288775
FIRING ROCKETS!
>>7288747
>earthquake
>>7288822
(fuck my ass forgot pic)
>>7288819
Thank you Zygarde, I'l keep that promise I made.
>Thousand waves.
>>7288819
>Screeching intensifies
>Heavy metal ability
>Uses heavy slam
Updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/Gxqjw2KK
>>7288822
>>7288835
>Crumples onto its side.
>>7288857
>>7288859
>Miss
AREA FLAMETHROWERS ACTIVATED
>Flamethrower
S-MINE LAUNCHED
>A mine launched into the air
>>7288783
(NEW Info, now with an actual mostly filled recap section that still doesn't help you figure out what the fuck is going on right now! Also it's mostly just discord shit that got recaped early, if you've got something to add, reply to this post and we'll add it in, provided it actually happened and shit. http://pastebin.com/Gxqjw2KK )
>>7288819
One more for the road before I fuck outta here!
>Thunderbolt!
>>7288897
>POWER UP PUNCH
BEHOLD
FISTS
>>7288897
>Skillfully dodges the weak attacks
YOU ARE WEAK
>stone edge
>>7288897
I'm with >>7288910
Getting the fuck out with a parting gift and the last of my moves.
>Spacial rend.
>>7288910
>The electricity deactivates it
>>7288921
>Miss somehow
>>7288926
>Smashed the fuck up
>>7288937
>Miss somehow
>>7288945
>power up punch
MORE
FISTS
>>7288897
>Miss
>Angry scream
>Heavy slam
-Aggron
How the hell is that city still standing!?
Our lone Walker unit's getting swarmed, get in there and deal with those rats!
Hello?
Fuck!
>>7288945
While that fucking THING is down, rip apart those two big launchers.
I have a particularly bad feeling about them.
>>7288962
>>7288970
>YES WE GET IT ITS DEAD
>IF YOURE TRYING TO MAKE IT SELF DESTRUCT ON DEATH I CAN DO THAT
>>7288945
YOU WILL BE DUST
>stone edge
>>7288989
YOU ARE NEXT, WEAKLING!
>>7288995
On it! Pangoro, Lycanroc, rip and tear!
>>7289000
>Screeching stops
>The Aggron wanders off, looking for something.
>>7289003
>>7289011
*Click click click*
>All the damages causes the rockets to explode!
>>7289028
thanks bud!
>>7289003
Mandrake, get our reinforcements airborne.
...
What do you mean they're not responding?
>>7289038
WHA...FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRTTTTTT
>>7289038
w-worth...
I am going to look for some medical supplies!
>>7289046
YOU WAIT THERE
GODS DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Fuck... Switch and Red Heel are alive, but not doing well.
That should have been me instead of Tigre.
>>7289046
Alolaaaaaa! Try this!
>Evens he ends up out in the battle ground Odds fuck all happens
>>7289084
Oh, shit.
>>7289084
hehehe
thank you
>cracks knuckles and sprays potion
First 24, no duplicates.
(TFW you lose Internet connection for a few hours and miss everything)
I see your invasion has been stopped, father. You better hope Zekrom and I don't find you.
>>7289101
You're mine, buddy,
>>7289101
I SHALL DEAL WITH THIS
>MEGA PUNCH
>>7289101
Farsail Crew headed your way, get that anus puckered up!
>>7289111
...oof, warning came too late, oh well, don't think it would have mattered
>>7289104
Coco
>>7289104
Barry B. Benson
>>7289111
I don't think I've ever seen a skull that brutalized before.
That's art buddy.
>>7289101
One camera left on and just enough to see you ground to dust.
>>7289111
You do good!
>>7289110
victory is in sight.
>>7289104
Hanbei
>>7289104
>Dubs man.
>>7289110
It's not over yet N, there's probably more generals where fountain-neck over here came from. Plus all the politicians holed up in Castella.
Damn good work out there guys.
(No, this isn't a fucking hunger meme thread, get the fuck out there are 20 others you can go to)
>>7289104
Sergeant Feels.
>>7289111
HOLY SHIT
That man was the commander of this whole operation
And his head just got turned into chunky salsa
By a psycho with a brass pipe
>>7289104
Best Anime
>>7289111
Policefag here.
I'm going to shake hands with this righteous bastard right now.
>>7289111
holy fuck
>>7289111
Today, in World's Best Snuff Films,a direct stream from the Alolan Psycho in all his righteous fury.
>Distant sorrowful screech
>Aggron returns, crying, and carrying the mangled corpse of a trainer wearing a blue shirt
>Sad screeching begins
>>7289246
war pisses me off.
I am sorry, aggron.
I-is it over?
>>7289277
Submit more avas, Grimes
>>7289246
>Stream chat notice
>The battle is over, but the fight continues
>A minute of silence for the fallen
>>7289287
Come back to HG retard. Here boy we have waifus.
Sorry our retard got out. Uh, good luck with your war.
I bring an important message from the far future.
you have to locate and stop the one named Page before she becomes a threat to the world
>>7289277
Not yet mate, that may have been their general, but it's those fucking politicians -and apparently ghestis- behind all this. So there's more work to be done.
Fuck, that was an intense battle and I was just watching and trying to get warnings out to my guys.
>>7289326
That's my fucking daughter you're talking about, what the fuck do you mean threat to the world?
>>7289313
I've never seen anything like you, what are you?
>>7289326
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>breathes in
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHA
HEY >>7289340 LOOK >>7289326
>>7289326
( the HG spam didn't work to kill thred and neither will this )
( take a (You) and go neck urself :^) )
>>7289353
...I have eyes you fucking mong, do you?
>>7289262
>>7289291
>Metallic Bawling
>The Aggron curls up in sorrow next to the body
>>7289349
Chill. Not my place. I'm goin'.
All this action and I have yet to leave the hotel and do what I actually came here for.
>>7289326
I'm going to locate your ass and threaten it if you keep up with these pranks.
>>7289340
If you have something to say to the cameras, this is a good moment.
>>7289384
>camera focuses in the crying Aggron as the chat is flooded by all variations of RIP known to mankind
Politicalfag here. Besides my office being chaos I think we're fine.
Christ I'm going to have some paperwork today.
>>7289203
So, what's our next move?
>>7289448
This happened because very stupid people got put in positions of power and got scared shitless. The being scared shitless part is on me and my crew, apologies for that. The rest though? It's because you voted them into power, and you voted without thinking of the pokemon, your friends and allies, not your tools and weapons.
No more abuse, no more fucking kill tags, no more treating your friends like they're not sapient, please, it's up to you, the ones watching this right now, to end this shit before it spirals out of control again.
>>7289448
its just a prank bro.
I just wanted to anger the zangoose anyway
Page is fine in the future, ends up marrying a zoroark.
>>7289326
Oh, fuck off.
Real celebi here.
Disregard this post.
This guy is a ditto. He keeps going around, pretending to be me, and spreading false prophecies.
Like that.
>>7289502
...huh, not what I expected, but alright, good to know!
Still dude, don't fuck with a man's daughter, that's a good wa-
>>7289508
...fucking ditto.
...nope, I'm just gonna ignore you, any versions of you. I can ask Dialga if I have a time question.
>>7289502
WHO ARE YOU TO TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE, INSECT?
-Dialga, currently unable to avatar fag
Pyrite is now clean of its infestation.
Any pokemon or refugees who need somewhere to stay after all this destruction, you're welcome.
Just stay away from my camp, at least for a while.
>>7289539
Fine then grumble guts.
I am going to 3 days from now, see you dummies then
>>7289553
Please don't come murder me. I've been trying to help you guys out.
I was the one that told you guys about the warrants and stuff.
>>7289456
A man lost his friends today because of others in your office, and he's one of the Aether defectors, even if you're not entirely complicit I'd recommend getting out of there.
>>7289574
Nice, dude!
>>7289589
You've got advance warning, use it.
>>7289493
For a video that lasted about 30 seconds, it's surely spreading like wildifre now, wow.
Off for now, important things to do.
>Darkrai moans from the touch of Gadreel's tentacle, digging his fingers into the other a bit.
>He kisses the other and embraces him, trying to stifle moans.
>>7289619
(oops, avatarfag problems)
>>7289644
(I know, they're the fucking worst, it's why I didn't do it for a while, and then we started keeping the thread and discord really mingled and it kinda became necessary)
>>7289599
I know I'm trying to get out of here without making too much of a ruckus.
Thank you. I never wanted this to happen, I vetoed the chips and they went ahead and did it anyway.
>>7289589
I'd find somewhere to wait this over. My friend here looks somewhat unconcerned about accurate targeting and a successful getaway.
>>7289640
You guys have been at it for like 6 threads now.
Don't ever stop I'm loving this stuff.
>>7289664
(You tell me, I started doing it to keep up the schtick while still not touching discord)
>>7289384
Be strong, aggron.
Everyone good? I hid in my tomb for most of this shit.
>>7289448
>The Aggron shakily gets up, still crying.
>She carries the corpse to a quiet corner of the field.
>She digs a hole, sets the body in it, and buries it.
>Places a boulder as a marker, and carves the name "Austin" into it.
>Kneels in front of the makeshift grave, sobbing.
>>7289574
Actually, you can come to camp if you bring alcohol.
I'm going to need a lot after todays events.
>>7289599
Thanks. Keep fighting the good fight, friend.
>>7289745
well Austin definitely has seen better days...
Buddy here. Looks like I'm stuck in "paradise" for now. Can someone try to contact Faith for me, and let her know I'm OK but stuck? For some reason I can't get a cell signal to the mainland except for some restaurant called "Rice Triangle Heaven", and they put me on hold.
>>7289749
>feels level: maximum
>decades from on now this video will be still played to show the horrors of war
>>7289749
totally defiling that grave next time i visit unova
>>7289807
Glad you're alive, Buddy. We'll relay the message as soon as we can.
>>7289745
Our core crew's alive, but we lost some friends today. I wish I'd gotten the chance to know them better.
Hey guys I found a way out of the distortion world
>>7289858
better get back in there.
>>7289749
hello do you remember me?
i talked with you and your trainer some time ago, my condolences
damnit
At least I know how to get out of it there now
Policefag here.
We've almost fucking won.
I'm personally going to try to clear as many charges against certain non-military, non-police assets as possible given their valor and the number of civilians their actions saved.
I'm not sure how much I'll be able to do, but it's worth a shot.
There will be no more fighting.
>>7290007
And why is that?
Are you blowing up the planet or something else that will require us to fight you to save ourselves?
>>7289846
Thanks, I appreciate it. Can't leave through proper channels, don't wan't a paper trail out here. But I'll find a way.
On a side note, I'm still having one problem. I keep seeing a pokemon that doesn't exist and I think it's following me.
>>7290055
...what's it look like?
>>7290007
Don't you have some memes to attend to?
>>7290053
No. I am currently dispatching many of the human fighters.
They seem to die in my presence though, I am not sure why.
>>7289922
>The Aggron jumps a little at the voice
>She weakly turns around to face the Croagunk, barely able to stand
>She nods, still sobbing, her body shaking with grief
>>7290055
>keep seeing a pokemon that doesn't exist and I think it's following me.
...Is it like a white jellyfish?
>>7290084
This is no time for memes.
I am protecting this planet.
>>7290086
>hugs aggron
i know how that feels to love someone important to you, i came here to confort you a little before going
I'm in the city now. Not that one, the other one. It's nearly showtime.
>>7290154
IT WONT DIE!
FIRE!
>>7290184
You might want to run instead, bros.
>>7290154
It is always the time for memes, space friend.
Life is a meme, now go and steal as many as you can, in the name of justice.
>>7290007
>>7290085
>>7290154
ayyyyyyy
>>7290184
>Psycho Boost
>>7290201
As you wish.
>>7290072
Well have you seen that fantasy TV show "Sage"? One of the fictional pokemon is called a Fawning. Like a young sawbuck-looking thing except no leaves or flowers and it has fangs. They turn into larger deer-things later. But that's the thing, it's from a TV show, yet I'm seeing one every so often peeking out from behind a building or a palm tree, looking at me then pulling away.
I really hope I'm not going crazy.
>>7290095
No, it's not a shoggoth. Don't ask how I know what one looks like.
>>7290212
Hello, gaseous one.
>>7290162
>The Aggron hugs the Croagunk back, nearly breaking her ribs by accident
>She sets her down, nods goodbye, and goes back to mourning her trainer
>She cries for a few more minutes, and eventually runs out of tears to shed
>She continues to sob and gasp over the grave, eventually exhausting herself, and falling asleep curled up in front of it.
>>7290250
I've always wanted to meet you and worship you, where can I find you?
>>7290250
Hey you are that space pokemon.
How are you?
>>7290311
My presence seems to kill humans and make weaker pokemon sick. I would rather you craft a temple or altar to my name.
>>7290323
I am well. How are you faring? I am trying to get rid of some of these humans that are still trying to fight me.
(Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo )
>>7290304
>pats on her head before going to see the others
i'm sorry i wasn't able to save him, but i promise i'll try my best to stop this war
>>7290348
No, no please I want to worship you. I want to feel your body. You can use me as you wish, break me, kill me!
>>7290348
Wonderful, just couldn't be better.
I survived all this, helped out and well, I'm getting married.
>>7290386
I... Would rather not. Please worship me in a temple. I heard they made a temple dedicated to helix and many humans say I resemble a helix, are those connected?
>>7290419
Oh! That's good, right? Congratulations.
>>7290451
>I heard they made a temple dedicated to helix
It's a meme religion, it isn't about you.
>>7290492
It's basically Discordianism for the pokemon age.
>>7290492
A meme religion? They base religions off memes?
>>7290535
I... see.
Policefag here. Order is being restored, slowly. I suspect certain persons are fleeing the region to avoid inevitable inquiries and possible prosecution, but they won't be able to run forever. The law is nothing if not patient.
>>7290492
It is not a 'meme' religion any more than all other religion.
>>7290554
I would offer to help but I think you can handle this on your own.
>>7290575
That is odd...
>>7290575
Isn't that how most of them start?
>>7290607
I guess you're right, whatever.
>>7290554
Fleeing the region? Not past me at least.
>>7290607
Snide remarks from a 'Mon without much faith. I'm too tired to argue, and so are my friends. They've already gotten out of town, I bet.
>>7290595
How can a space virus be so hot?
Fuschiafag here, shit's finally... well, not calm. More like not on fire. Somebody broke into my house and stole my TV, but I really don't give a fuck. I'm alive and so is Vapey.
>>7290595
>That Ekans getting a full crotch view
Kek
>>7290607
Do you have a religion?
>>7290719
I am hot? It is rather breezy on my island to be honest.
>>7290733
God youre a dumbass
>>7290733
He finds you sexually attractive is what he means by "hot"
>>7290689
My faith lays more within the physical realm, is all. If you need somewhere to stay, Pyrite is vacant.
>>7290733
Yes, it is said 'meme' religion. You look inside for guidance, not to the skies.
(Sorry to ask this here, but may I have a link to discord chat, please?)
>>7290793
That is rude.
>>7290799
Ah, the human wishes to mate with me? I would rather avoid something like that. I seem to make humans rather sick.
>>7290804
Ah, I see. I have a tendancy to look to the sky. Earth does not feel like home to me. I found this image of you, I hope you enjoy it.
>>7290856
thats a funny looking deoxys there.
>>7290850
(yeah here: https://discord.gg/NuduN )
>>7290878
(Thank you!)
>>7290868
Apologies, I was sending the boned one an image. I should have done that in a different way.
>>7290856
Understandable, this planet must be very strange.
I certainly think it is, and I live on it, heheh.
Thank you, friend.
>>7290901
well.... why ARE you on this shit planet anyway? ya lost?
>>7290913
I find it hard to not make any humans that visit me sick. If you ever wish for someone to hang out with I can always give you company and protection.
And you are welcome, friend.
>>7290925
That is Rayquaza's fault.
A few of the people, at least, responsible for the killchip plan is trying to skip away on a boat. They should have left their guards behind if he was trying to be subtle.
I'm at the Castelia docks.
May Arceus watch over us all. Lucas out.
>>7290878
(suddenly three shitheads tried to ruin things and got banned for their stupidity)
(if your first 20 lines in this thing include the action of spreading your anus you're probably in the wrong place)
>>7290959
you should kick his ass. this place sucks.
>>7290959
That would be nice, although I'm not sure you would enjoy the desert very much.
>>7291007
I have before. I try not to be petty like he is.
>>7291041
My needs are not complex. I find enjoyment in the simpler things. I can see much of space from Birth Island and I spend my time watching the stars.
Policefag here. No sooner do we get the situation under control than I receive a priority one about four dead in the port district.
This is a war zone, a civilian street brawl is not a priority one in wartime unless it escalates to a riot.
>>7291075
well that's good. have a plan to go home?
>>7291116
get victim names, maybe someone killed the E4 or something.
>>7291118
I am still unsure of where my home is.
>>7291228
welp. the universe is a big place man. any plans or are you here forever?
>>7291290
I think I would rather call this planet home than any others. The inhabitants are rather kind, if a bit strange.
>>7291142
WELP.
Three confirmed IDs out of four bodies. They're all high-ranking government and they all pushed the killchip bill - Speaker Tam, Senator Chorale and Secretary Honson.
I can guess who the fourth body is now, too.
Bluh.
I would have preferred they face proper justice, but at least they were unable to flee the country.
Unova will rebuild from this. I'm sure of it.
>>7291355
hopefully not.
>>7291346
..... your home planet must have been one hell of a shithole if you call this place 'home'.
>>7291346
I swear, things aren't usually this, like, explodey.
Usually they're only a little explodey.
>>7291355
..Say, I've never been to Unova but are there any, very large, very important buildings where this was all happening?
If so, I recommend either calling the bomb squad or evacuating the near area.
>>7291355
Policyfag here. I'm already on my way out of the country but I figure I should confess who I am. I'm Senator Riley, I hope everything gets better back there.
>>7291397
Hahaha. I am unsure if I even hail from a planet. You are funny, though.
>>7291419
I consider myself lucky to miss out on the explosions.
>>7291355
What's a killchip?
I see the Nimbasa problem has been taken care of.
I apologize for being unable to assist - and especially for not being the one to take out my father - but I have been busy trying to find a safe spot to land on Aether Island.
>>7291424
EOD's inbound. If the fourth body is who I think, though, it's just a formality.
>>7291459
Might as well drop my own ID, I'm Tom Thorne, the officer who was leading the Nimbasa PD and then Militia.
You're not implicated in my documents, and I'd encourage you to stay. We need reasonable men to help rebuild.
>>7291477
enjoy your stay here. steer clear of humans!
>>7291560
you're fiiiine~ we had it all under control.
>Tfw live in Hoenn
>People talking about putting killswitches in so the "Nimbasa Catastrophe" doesn't happen here.
I wish I was fucking dead
>>7291616
Apparently not, considering the death toll.
As I said, my main regret is not being the one to kill my father.
.... Nihilego keeps attempting to steal my hat.
>>7291481
HOOO boy, you missed out.
Basically, Unovan PokeCenters were putting microchips in Pokemon that go boom, so that registered "Mons could be taken down for law enforcement purposes. Nevermind the fact that this was horrific and still illegal despite certain persons' best efforts .
So, some cop from here went and BTFO the PokeCenter solo, and managed to convince his department to mostly back him up.
Shit just went full old-time-style war for about eighteen hours, but the program's been forcibly scrapped.
>>7291670
Fuschiafag here. Really? REALLY? Did they miss the fucking point of the last 24 hours THAT FUCKING BADLY!?
Show them the footage. All the footage. Including that general ordering Nimbasa burned to ash with his own troops still in the blast zone.
>>7291670
PkCFag here,
It's just talk, trust me. I'd be the first to know and probably the first to be on the news here.
>>7291774
Take them to a Pokémon shelter and tell them N sent you.
Plasma members from my sect should help you.
If you can't get out of being chipped try to stay out of trouble until Colress comes up with the deactivation patch.
>>7291721
I do not find 'monster' to be an appropriate descriptor for any of the creatures on this planet, but yes. It is an Ultra Beast.
This one in particular likes balloons and candy.
>>7291805
Ugh, thanks N. Isn't a deactivation patch a bad idea? That'll just make these people more paranoid...
My Mightyena and Dustox are getting concerned for me.
>>7291774
Tom Thorne speaking, the only catastrophes in Nimbasa were inflicted by those damn chips and the people responsible for them in the first place.
If your elected officials even dare think about such a plan, feel free to make your opposition known - preferably without -immediately- escalating to vigilantism. I know, hypocritical coming from me.
>>7291745
Good. If it ceases to be just talk, you know where to send the evidence.
>>7291721
We didn't get nuked in Unova!
>arrived at Fuego Ironworks
>a quick peek to the thread to see if I missed anything
>mfw
>>7291774
>>7291670
Some people are just suicidally stupid. Who the fuck calls it a catastrophe anyway, it was a revolution, a revolt against unjust government.
>>7291355
I heard of that Chorale guy even down at home, didn't he want to reimplement pokephilia laws?
Either way, thank you magnificent bastards that aren't afraid to kill in the name of justice.
>>7291828
Colress will be deactivating the kill chips, making them safe to remove.
I apologize for any miscommunication on my part.
Any other kalos fags here?
Things are a bit crazy.
There are rioters wanting chipping, significantly more people rioting against chipping, and every poke-mart I go to has no healing items left. People are buying them up by the hundreds to avoid using poke-centers.
>>7291845
Sure thing, officer. Keep up the good work over there.
>>7291696
That's terrible! Why use explosives when you could instead make a chip that uses a micro-voltage pulse to cause temporary paralysis without undue pain, death or lasting harm?
Seriously, what idiots designed that chip?
>>7291845
Yeah I'm talking to people.
>>7291846
Sinnoh! I don't care I don't want nukes anywhere fucking near me!
>>7291855
I don't know the government is acting like it was caused by a malfunction in the chips. They're manufacturing a new type here in Hoenn.
>>7291861
I see- I'm just afraid it'll make this work.
You know, I could find the factory. I-I'm going to do something about this.
>>7291908
Careful out there, bud. You ever need help, Fallarbor towns Pokemon Center will always be safe.
>>7291908
>I-I'm going to do something about this.
Thus begins the third Alolan Psycho
>>7291846
Nope, but you almost did.
That walker thing that almost blew Tyranitar ski high? Rated to carry nukes. Plural.
>>7291908
The only malfunction here is in your government. Not a damn hour passes without someone trying to fuck it all up for everyone forever.
>>7291955
>>7291982
I found the place, it-it's outside, uh, Rustboro. These pokenavs are really accurate with voice pickup, fuck.
>>7292027
You know a lot about hacking into camera, how do I do it? Do I need an electric type, I have a Dustox, Mightyena, Ninjask and Shedinja.
>In a field near Nimbasa city, an Aggron is sleeping next to a boulder.
>She wakes up, clutching a dirt covered photo of her and her trainer standing together on a beach.
>She smiles at the photo, before sitting down near the rock, and reminiscing her past with him.
>The memories become too much, and she starts sobbing again, kneeling over the grave, knowing she will never see his smile, or hear his voice, again.
>>7292077
>Shedinja
Wear it like a mask and kick the door in.
Go full psycho.
>>7292077
Don't listen to >>7292110 . Killing will only make your government crack down harder with their defensive measures.
I would advise lying low until we can find a counter measure to the chips, but if you really wish to help stealing one of the chips for analysis would be helpful.
>>7292077
Do you have any gear besides the pokemon?
>>7292142
Here comes the fun police, to ruin all fast solutions.
Highly doubt that 'update' things gonna do shit, by the way.
>>7292110
I-I'm not going to kill anyone, chill.
>>7292142
I'll steal some, I just- W-want to, uh, get into the camera system so I can kill that before I sneak in.
>>7292146
I brought my family's crossbow. I tipped the bolts with Dustox's sleep powder.
>>7292172
But he's right, and the update did work last time. Unova didn't start a fucking war until after peaceful stuff had started, in fact, the "rebels" didn't even fire the first fucking shots. So we wait and react, and if we do that, we're on the right side, going full plasma is fucking stupid -not your plasma, N, the people who burnt buildings and stuff over it- but peaceful protest and trying to stop this shit before it even gets out will work out.
And if it escalates again? Guess who's comin to town.
>>7292077
I don't usually have to hack into cameras, most of the time I ask nicely, truthfully or not. Some other times there's no protection at all.
No need for electric types in the cases I've encountered, hell, I didn't even have a pokemon at all until now.
>>7292199
Do the shedinja thing atleast, for anonimitys sake.
You could probably have dustox throw some sort of cloud of who knows what for cover.
>>7292232
Wait, who's your pokemon?
>>7292172
And here comes a murder, ready to ruin all progress and set us back decades.
I highly doubt you are more intelligent than Colress, but if you think you are I welcome you to build a flying ship.
>>7292199
I can't help with that, but do take care, anon.
There are Plasma members nearby who can cover your escape, should it become necessary.
>>7292232
Nevermind. Dustox is up at the vents on the roof ready to hit the air system w-with, uh, sleep powder.
>>7292239
I'll be fine. I'm going to cut the power and go in. I'll be back.
>>7292256
I'll be fine, I don't want to kill anyone.
>>7292232
>camerabro got a pokey
Who's the goodest boy?
>>7292245
The reason I went all the way to Fuego Ironworks instead of going to do the special delivery immediately.
Meet Jay (short for Jayveecee)
>>7292172
We've had quite too many fast solutions in the last days. Or weeks.
Hey Arceus, if you're here, I have a simple question: when you restored Sinnoh, did you restore our ship with it?
>>7292276
>I'm going to cut the power and go in. I'll be back.
You're fucking hard, man. Godspeed
>>7292256
Never said I was smarter than Colress, but I have built my own fleet. Just in case. Though, I wouldn't call them 'ships'.
>>7292199
Can I offer you some advice? Try to get in and out quietly, and save any sabotage for your way out the door. Or off the roof, or out the window, depending on your method of escape.
Only go Full Pipe Swing if it's them or you, and you can't shake them.
>>7292106
>She starts bawling like a child, knowing that she will come home to an empty, cold house.
>That when she is tired after a long day of work and battle, he won't be there to lovingly clean her off, and polish her horns and skull the way she likes.
>That when she sits down on the couch, or lays down in bed, he won't be there, cuddled up to her, and smiling back.
>That she is now alone.
Holy shit guys, good job!
I think that was good enough....
To offer some drinks!
I'm in Castelia if you guys are interested.
>>7292348
If things go south, bro, you're welcome with us.
Pancakes are on me.
>>7292426
Castelia? Fuck yeah I could go for a drink, I'll be there in five. Who am I looking for?
>>7292426
Thorne here. Sorry, but I'm a little too busy to indulge.
Some of the officers might be up for it, though.
...I must say, looking at the events of the past day, I picked a hell of a time to oversleep.
I-I grabbed a handful of those chips and stuffed them in my pocket. I'm out in the forest right now taking the long way home.
I, uh, when I went in everyone was asleep except this guy in a suit. I had to hit him over the head. I'm not going to jail am I?
I hope you guys in unova are happy with my assistance helping with your little Rebellion in Unova
The Rangers are pissed off at me for getting more involved than I was supposed to and now I am stuck doing Rookie missions until further notice
>>7292599
Describe the suit.
>>7292643
Uh, it was like black with a red tie. L-like in The Godfather.
I'm looking at some of these chips and they have different combinations of numbers and letters on the back, is that bad?
>>7292680
Any more identifiable info? Because if this is as bad as it could be, you might be better offing him, permanently.
>>7292680
Did he look like this?
>>7292739
Uh, he had blue hair. He looked kinda old. Oh, his-his- I went into his office and it was playing, like, really old Johto radio tapes. The people sounded stressed out...
Uh, there was a big truck with a bunch of crates of these things parked out front too. I didn't really know what to do but I had Dusty cut it's tires and tried to break as many of the crates as I could.
>>7292542
Cute guy, long blue hair.
The jacket should be enough.
Anybody else coming?
>>7292582
Hey there cutie!
>>7292804
Alright, as long as you don't cut my limbs off or anything. Be there in 3.
You Fools may have stopped my plans in unova this time, but you will never stop me as long as I draw breath.
I have connections and I will have my revenge.
>>7292790
Nope, not the one I was thinking of.
The only one that I knew had blue hair and would try to pull such a plan got Giratina'ed years ago.
>>7292790
..Shoulder length blue hair? If he spoke did he sound somewhat flamboyant?
>>7292784
No, no he didn't look like that.
>>7292844
Should I go back and do something about it?
>>7292849
No, no it was really short. I couldn't see if he was wearing a nametag or anything, sorry.
>>7292790
What about this?
>>7292827
You won't be drawing breath long if I have anything to say about it.
>>7292864
>it was really short.
... this guy?
>>7292804
... Fuck it.
I'm sick of listening to these fucks 'Double Team' each other all day.
I'll go if you're taking Pokémon.
>>7292882
No, his face wasn't that bony.
>>7292910
Yeah! that looks like him. Is he bad?
>>7292891
you would have to find me first you double nigger.
I won't have you Snooping as usual and ruining my plans
>>7292910
I had completely forgotten about this guy. Thought he went back home in shame after the Goldenrod fiasco.
These spoiled rich brats never learn.
>>7292804
Hi there, man.
I'd be up to having drinks, but I'm all the way in Sinnoh.
>>7292997
Ddo I kill him? Hurry up!
[spoiler] ___________________________________________you don't [/spoiler]
>>7292950
WITH HOW FAT YOU ARE IT SHOULD BE FUCKIN-
Ahem.
You seem to underestimate how many people report you to us.
>>7293028
Nah, leave that to someone who already has an extensive criminal record.
>>7293028
Leave him be, you've done good, bro.
>>7293056
Yeah, this. Especially the latter part.
>>7293039
whats the matter little N, did I hit a nerve somewhere,
Or did seeing me, bring up bad memories of that bag of growlithe and the river
>>7293056
Alright, I'm g-going home. Fuck, I just saw the lights go on in the factory.
>>7293069
Thanks. Uh, how do I get these things to N?
We got a ride out, and by out I mean "basically off into the sunset." So, we're chilling in some cushy digs right now, keeping away from regions that really don't need more complications.
How's everyone?
>>7293127
>Sad cries and sobs
>>7293127
Heading home. it just started raining, this secret agent shit is stressful.
>>7293151
I'm sorry, bro. I can't even, like, imagine what you're going through right now, and it breaks my heart.
>>7293185
Yeah. Try to keep the rain off those chips, just in case. N should have, like, an agent pick them up. I don't know if the dude from Nimbasa would find one helpful or not, but if he can work out a 'how' then send him a few too.
>>7293261
Y-yeah I put them in a plastic bag in my backpack. I hope this helps N out.
You guys wouldn't be willing to h-help me out if something happens, would you?
>>7292821
Why would I do that?
You can't drink without limbs.
I would be very bored.
>>7292925
I have a Zorua.
I don't see why you shouldn't.
The more the merrier!
>>7293003
Awwwww, I'm sure we can arrange something with those gods.
>>7293379
Yeah I'm in there now. I'm the guy in the black hoodie. I'll pay for drinks, dude.
>>7293373
PkCFag 'ere,
If you somehow got seen or tracked back to it, I'd be cool with you crashing at my place for a bit till things cool off.
>>7293373
We can A-Team over there and bail you out if things get crazy, bro.
>>7293373
Yeah we can pull you out if you need.
...are we the fucking A-Team at this point?
>>7293420
Thanks anon. I'm gonna see if I can find this Plasma place before I head home.
>>7293432
>>7293441
Hahaha, I guess you are.
>>7293106
FUCKING NIHILEGO TOXIN YOU'RE LUCKY I DON-
Nihilego toxins remove inhibitions.
I'd still take them over seeing your disgusting face any day.
I'm sure not even it would make you a host.
>>7293373
The Plasma members are picking you up.
>>7293491
Thank you so much N.
D-don't tell my parents.
>>7293491
Dude at least it's not goodra or salazzle pheromones
You wanna talk about losing inhibitions? those things yank them out and stomp on them
>>7293527
No you're just a faggot. Stop posting underage.
>>7293261
>>7293371
He's never coming back...
I'm going to wake up, every morning, to an empty bed, and an empty house, and an empty heart.
I'm alone.
I don't want to be alone.
I want to be with him.
I want to see his smile again.
But he's never coming back...
>Sobbing begins again
>>7293527
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF MY WORK YOU'VE UNDONE WITH YOU FUCKING MURDER SPRE-
... Those that I have encountered have always felt burdened by them.
>>7293526
I'll be sure not to.
Make sure to get home safely.
>>7293003
Hey, how's the condition right now at Mt. Coronet and Spear pillar, need to know how much repel I will have to bring, currently have a whole liter of max.
>>7293151
Sorry, if it helps you, he died doing what was right.
>>7293526
Oh shit, if you get in any problem this will become a hell in a handbasket real fast.
>>7293527
Please do not give Palkia any ideas for their's next batch.
>>7293542
Take your own advice, bucko.
>>7293379
I guess it's a trip then.
>>7293491
Sure its just the toxins
Well I have to go now, plans to genocide all pokemon in unova don't just come from nowhere
though first I might stop by a Daycare and smash some Eggs
>>7293589
Ok 17 year old.
>>7293583
I will, I see them now, th
what the fuck/
>>7293610
Different guy, famoli.
Feel free to keep it up though, it's vaguely amusing.
>>7293583
...ouch, I've apologized for that a lot, and uh, didn't do much of the murdering myself, always in self defense, if it helps?
Dude you seem like you've got a lot to let out.
>>7293625
Dude? Are you okay?
>>7293379
Oh fuck yeah.
Hey, Palkia, can I get a ride?
>>7293608
...you what.
N, though you appear to have hidden issues with me, this guy just made it personal with the egg smashing shit. If you find his ass, give me a call, or just like, record it and send me a video.
>>7293625
Are you okay?
Stick with the Plasma members
>>7293591
You look like Black.
I liked Black.... He was nice.
>>7293643
IT DOESN'T MAKE UP FOR ALL THE FRIENDS IVE-
..... Yes.
It seems I do....
I'm... not sure how I feel about this.
There are several people I hope do not show up while I'm like this.
>>7293608
FUCKING DO IT YOU FUCKING CUNT, ITLL MAKE FINDING YOU EASI-
I hope you find one of the lewd Dittos.
>>7293585
It's my fault he's gone.
If I had been there to defend him, he would still be alive. We would have patched each other up, and went home.
And we would be happy.
But I was slow.
I was worthless.
And now I am alone.
-Aggron
>>7293379
>>7293591
>>7293671
yeah fine
one way trip to castelia
better be fucking grateful
>>7293720
...fuck, I was worried about that.
I know there's nothing I can do to pay my debt for that, except my continual strides to not be so violent and not start wars or anything else dumb, but seriously, if you think of something I can do, tell me. I'd like to make up for that, not just for you, but for everyone. It wasn't okay, and I thought I'd made my peace with it, because I was just trying to survive, but fuck, that opened the wounds back up.
Hhhelp
>>7293608
I'm going to hack that eye piece of yours and watch you doing some real embarrassing shit, this is a promise.
>>7293720
You seem like you could use a nice sound insulated room and scream your lungs out.
>>7293726
Everything seems to simple in retrospective, in reality, it wasn't your fault.
>>7293784
Where are you??
>>7293585
While passing by the area I noticed a lot of the pokémon I saw were still agitated. I expect they still are at the moment.
>>7293720
Yeah, I've been getting that a lot. I doubt it's going to help when I head to Unova.
(Honestly it's hard to find good images to use. I just picked Black and that's what I've been using since, can't think of anything to replace it with.)
>>7293762
I appreciate it very greatly!
>>7293784
Who is this?
Where are you?
>>7293802
I can't.
I have responsibilities to my friends.
>>7293772
.... just.
Don't come to Alola.
Zekrom has more issues than I.
>>7293827
Your friends would also appreciate if you didn't try to carry on as if your inhibitions weren't failing.
Sometimes you just need to let it all go out.
>>7293720
just watch me do it
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
>>7293710
Don't worry I am coming for your little egg as well eventually little Emmy
Show you and your meddling friends to ruin with my plans to conquor Unova
>>7293802
Go right ahead
>>7293891
...I don't think N would be very happy with me if I cut your head off myself, but I'll be VERY glad to tie you up and airdrop you to him
>>7293891
Do you think Kalos would drop various criminal charges as a thank-you for someone bringing you down with extreme prejudice? Asking for a friend.
>>7293395
Just ask for my tab
Kiyoshi Sekine, k?
Free drinks for you guys.
>>7293591
>>7293671
That's excellent!
I have a table reserved
Come on to the back
>>7293941
Hey nice, you're good by me. Let's drink, dude.
Hey, we have your spy here. Come get him if you don't want us to cut his neck.
Outside Rustboro.
>>7293874
(Shoot, I didn't mean to misdirect everyone like that. Feel free to drop it.)
(I still need to look for something better, but I guess I'll keep using Black in the meantime.)
>>7293941
That sounds fantastic.
>>7293989
Fucking, god damnit man let the kid go, unless you want my natu to peck out your eyes.
>>7293903
>>7293938
I'VE FUCKING HAD DIBS ON THIS ASS EVER SI-
Leave father to me.
After I've destroyed Aether he'll corner himself soon enough.
>>7293891
I hope you brought rubber boots this time.
>>7293864
I CAN'T I CAN'T LET DOWN -
.... every second I stop is one Pokémon I've failed. I'm afraid that's not an option.
>>7293989
Did you check behind the ceiling?
>>7293818
I'll buy another liter of max repel then. Hopefully I will not have to use the shock baton.
...
>Jay, please, the shock baton is not a toy.
>>7293891
Dude, you got stopped by a lone teen TWICE. You have no rights to threaten anyone.
Not even the eggs are afraid of you.-
>>7293989
On the one hand, this is the most obvious trap I've seen in a long time.
On the other, I don't think it really matters, I'm still going to introduce you to my full 24 inches.
The pipe. Get your mind out of the gutter.
>>7294021
(It's alright man, we probably won't recognize you if you change.
The being an unfortunate look alike thing is actually pretty interesting)
>>7294040
..Okay, that's it. I'm coming the fuck down there and giving you hell.
>>7294040
>From the ceiling drops one of the Plasma Ninjas, who sends out a Greninja
NEW
>>7294093
>>7294093
>>7294093
>>7294093
>>7294093
>>7293989
>>7294025
>>7294040
Yeah no, knowing dustox you should be either comatose from the wing pow...
>>7294079
...what.