Who are you rooting for in this fight?

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>>7194339
*eats popcorn*

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>>7194339
Luck becoming for Darkrai's family

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>>7194347
>CATCHES BULLET WITH TELEKINESIS
>DROPS IT
>TELEKINESIS FOR GUN
>>7194361
>THUNDER AND FLAMETHROWER

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>>7194387
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MISS. I DO BELIEVE IT A SIGN FOR WHAT'S TO COME.
>ROAR OF TIME

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>the Zangoose uses the ship's cameras to find the fight and zooms off to the boiler room on his board, slashing directly at the ayy lmao with Shadow Claw!

>>7194347
>>7194363
Uh, that was not what I expected.

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>>7194387
>misses ayy lmao

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>>7194398
NOPE I THINK YOURE OUT OF TIME
>FLAMETHROWER
>>7194405
AND YOU SHUT UP
>THUNDER

What the hell did I just watch
Did he just get poofed out of existance

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>>7194442
>DIALGA CRINGES, BUT HOLDS HIS GROUND
I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT TIME IS ON MY SIDE
>ROAR OF TIME

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>>7194442

>>7194460
Might have. Crazier shit's happened. Maybe Arceus put His foot down.

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>>7194442
>The Zangoose is zapped, his fur puffing out and making him look like an idiot, but he can take more punishment than that, and swipes with Shadow Claw again wordlessly!

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>>7194442
Forget about me, douche?
>Al phases into the room, firing a Spirit Shackle directly at the alien

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>>7194467
IF YOU KEEP MISSING IT WONT BE
>RESHIRAM DOWN
>FUSION BOLT
BITE THE DUST
>>7194483
>MISS
>SIGNAL BEAM

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>>7194442
>The bloodied man staggers into the fray, accepting death with bludgeon in hand.
Fuck... YOU!

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>>7194490
Hey also, did you see this?
>>7194488

>>7194478
If Arceus is going to start breaking down on this silliness, he isn't doing it hard enough.
On the other hand, this is is real entertaining, even with half the cameras active.

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>>7194488
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN DO?
>SIGNAL BEAM
>>7194501
GET OUT OLD MAN
>SIGNAL BEAM

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YOU ALL CAN STOP FIGHTING NOW
PERFECTION HAS RETURNED TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR EYEBALLS AND SOOTH YOUR VIOLENT URGES WITH GLISTENING BEAUTY

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>>7194490
>The Lucario swoops in, taking the blow for him and making him unbelievably pissed!

>He jumps off the board, taking a flying leap and attempting to shadow claw this ayy lmao's face off!

>>7194501
Before you die do me a favor and steal the snag machine and connect it to the ship's servers.

>>7194527
YOU REALLY MUST
MISS ME
HAHAHA
>FUSION BOLT

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>>7194517
It's an arrow that deals large amounts of damage and pins your soul in place, and you have one stuck right in your ass!
Lemme demonstrate again!
>Spirit Shackle

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>>7194517
NICE SHOT BITCH!
>Swinging for the fences with the fury of someone with nothing left to lose.

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>>7194522
aaw thats cute.

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>>7194490
>PROTECT BLOCKED

>>7194539
>The Zangoose pauses as the bolt misses his head

You just hit my girl

I'm done fucking around.

>He leaps again, claws extended and shimmering with Shadow!

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>>7194517
your fight is with me conehead feint attack

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>>7194545
OW! HEY!
>PROTECT
>>7194552
>Clanked in the head
>Slams against the wall
>Fucking dead

>>7194517
>Shrieks of feral rage and pain
>Bloody pipe swinging around wildly
>BONK

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>>7194577
>His face is ripped up by the shadow claw, finishing the job

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>>7194572
>>7194586
>>7194595
>Arm communicator flips open
>SCOUT 2247 DEAD
>SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED
>TWO TURNS UNTIL SELF DESTRUCT

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>>7194577
>The Zangoose looms over the alien's body, searching for the mysterious "Legend Balls"

>He gives them to Dialga and grabs his girlfriend, running for the medbay

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>>7194552
YOUR STRENGTH IS ADMIRABLE FOR A HUMAN
I SHALL TEACH YOU THE SECRETS TO GETTING MAD GAINS

>>7194625
>last functioning camera zooms on the arm communicator

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>>7194646
ONE TURN UNTIL SELF DESTRUCT

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>>7194625
I WILL NOT LET MY APPRENTICE BE BLOWN UP BY A WEAK NOODLE
>THROWS THE BODY INTO THE SKY

>>7194652
>livestream still running, to the very last second

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>Dialga's voice booms as he roars in untamed fury at the remaining Legendaries, who flee from the ship immediately
>As they flee Dialga collapses to the ground, breathe coming in heavy gasps as time seems to become slower around him, objects practically stopping in their tracks as they fall

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>>7194678
>SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED
>3
>2
>1
>....
>>7194680
>...

>>7194680
>>7194693
>livestream connection timed out

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>>7194680
(Oh shit senpai forgot about what happens when they get injured)
>Palkia's breath is practically non existent, and space begins to retract
>Distances are warped!

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>>7194671
>>7194680
>>7194734
>With time and space fractured, all I can do is stare up.
Hey there, Clark, might see you soon.

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>>7194680
>>7194734
This bodes unfortunately for us all. Darkrai, can this be fixed?

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>the Zangoose comes back with hyper potions and sprays the two gods as best he can

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>>7194680
>>7194734
*eating popcorn intensifies*

the fuck did i just watch
the fuck is happening to my clock
the fuck is happening to my room

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>>7194680
>>7194734
PEWWWWWWW!
>a small creature teleports to the area, a teeny bag filled with revives and full restores strapped to its 'arm'

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>>7194793
Ah of cour- >>7194860
Ah, I think the child can handle this.

>>7194849
Shit
Shit
Time is literally STOPPING in an increased area
Everyone get ready for an apocalypse class event.

>Check clock
>2:04PM
PANIC

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>>7194860

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>>7194860
>>7194870
>The child cannot handle this.
>He smacks the gods with the revives and full restores, trying to get them to eat the strange food

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>>7194889
>Darkrai teleports in.
>Gently takes the revives and full restores.
>Applies them to the gods.
Good work, child.

We have lost Kalos
I repeat
We have lost Kalos, engulfed by the time anomaly
IT KEEPS GROWING

Everyone go to your families and try to make peace with your enemies

>>7194889
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT IS DONE PUNY BABY
>SHOVES THE REVIVES AND RESTORES DOWN PALKIA AND DIALGAS THROATS

Fuschiafag here, shit's getting fucked. I'm just holding Vapey and waiting.
Nice knowing you guys, especially you Orrebro

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>>7194898
>Pew dances at the praise
Pew! Pew!

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THE ORANGE ISLANDS ARE ALL FUCKED UP. WHAT GIVES?

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>>7194907
>>7194918
>PALKIA REVIVES WITH A SHRIEK THAT ECHOES THROUGHOUT ALL OF SPACE
>DISTANCE HAS RETURNED TO NORMAL!

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>>7194924
Ah, you can keep the praise, child. I would rather they didn't pretend to owe me anything.
>Melt into floor.

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>>7194898
>>7194907
>>7194916
>>7194918
>>7194937
>Dialga's roar of rage is one that echoes throughout all of time: people in both the past and future wonder about the sound, spanning but a single instant in every century, but none are ever able to track it back to this moment

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>can finally leave this hallway

A VERY GOOD LESSON ON WHY YOU DONT FUCK WITH THE GODS OF TIME AND SPACE

EVEN WHEN YOU WIN, THE WORLD LOSES

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>>7194996
>Time speeds up and the anomaly back tracks until most things return to normal

...What in the FUCK was that noise I just heard?

>>7195022
Fuck if I know, but I heard it too.

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>Moon starts moving again.
>PDA clock ticks forward.
What the fuck just happened? God I think someone over here in Lavender Town just screamed.

>>7195029
Fuschiafag here, I fucking heard that shit too. Vapey's rattled and cuddling real close, that scared her more than it did me.

>>7194938
>as space tries it's best to unfuck itself, a small but highly sought of machine is misplaced across thousands of kilometers and ends in a forested area in the southern regions

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>>7195051
So it wasn't a ghost? Fuck man I don't know what's going on. Is everyone else alright?

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>>7195083
no my date is ruined.

>>7195083
I'm alive but I don't know what the fuck anymore.
My phone is blowing up right now, probably people saying 'turn on Jubilife TV'. Fuck that, I'm gonna cuddle Vapey, the news will be there later.

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MY EARS
FUCK
DIALGA I KNOW YOUR ANGRY BUT YOUR CHAMPIONS NEED THEIR EARS

>>7195126
Oh, the news must have found out about the livestream. That's nice.

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>>7195102
You can always reschedule?
>>7195126
From what I hear Jubilife TV is shit. Go to Kanto News Network or ONBS.

>>7195083
I was climbing part of Mt. Coronet when it and that roar happened, scared the shit out of me and I nearly fell.

I'm resting in a cave right now, and plan on heading back down as soon as possible.

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>>7195083
I am fine. Fuzzy antenna feed, but fine.

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>>7195137
>The Zangoose turns off the Dex's Livestream, setting the camera to record only while he goes to the medbay, forgetting that the rest of the ship's cameras are streaming normally

>Everyone can see as he takes care of the Lucario, rewrapping a burn wound, spraying potions, and being liberal with hugs and kisses

>They can also hear him griping about them both being useless in the fight

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>>7195168
no. no i cant. i thinks he's fine so i guess everything is ok.

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>Mission of Scout 2247 confirmed as a failure.
>Send another.
>Understood.

>Scout 2248
>Destination: Earth.
>Arrival: 2.45 Blips

>>7195168
Fuschiafag here.
HOLY FUCK.
Some shitty fucking alien started a Legendary punch-em-up with goddamn Snagem tech against the flying pirate brigade.
There's fucking livestream footage
This is like the world's most surreal reality show

>>7195223
All we can listen to is a bunch of pokemon noises, at least that part is still private to us.

>>7195302
Provided by yours truly.

>>7195328
(He talks through a text to speech device in his dex, in English)

>>7195347
(He left the dex behind)

fuck it after todays near world ending bullshit im confessing feelings, working on my bucket list, fucking enjoying life more
shits too short to spend it worrying about shit

>>7195393
There's fucking looting going on over here in Black City.
I'm fucking scared.

>>7195356
(Read it again, he's just not streaming from it)

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>>7195401
haha sounds fun.

>>7195421
(why would he need the text to speech for talking to another pokemon)

>>7195461
(He can't speak the Pokemon language because he never learned it, and is physically incapable of speaking English at the moment because new mouth)

>>7195461
(Because he's an ex-human with new vocal cords, making him an effective mute)

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>>7195393
Would you care to speak to the dead?

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So that massive fucking scream caused a rockslide that made my shack cave in on itself.
..with me in it.
please send help.

>>7195401
Sorry to hear that. Sounds pretty rough from here even by Black City standards, hope people stop panicking soon.
Vapey's getting -really- clingy, does anyone else see Pokemon acting strange?

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>>7195512
DONT WORRY LITTLE PENCIL I WILL LEND YOU SOME STRENGTH

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>>7195541
thank you, please hurry though.
these girders are quite heavy.

this is the general area my shack is in, you can't miss it.
there's scrap and junked machines everywhere.

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>>7195484
Yeah... a buddy of mine, died -really- recently, left behind a Pokemon he was taking care of.
I'd like to tell him I'm taking up caring for his little buddy where he left off, and that he would be proud of how brave and how sweet the lil' guy is...
oh, and if you could ask if there's something he'd like us to take care of on our end, I'd be in your debt, bro.

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>>7195584
JUST SOME GIRDERS
MY THUMB COULD LIFT THOSE IN MY SLEEP

>>7195470
>>7195476
(Guess some things were left out of the package)

(so the entire ship has cameras that Livestream to some website... Would there be cameras in private quarters?)
(Asking for a friend of course)

>Watching these videos
>The Zangoose pretty much uses lucario as a meat shield

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>>7195624
it certainly looks like you could.
feel free to grab something large and heavy from the yard to assist with your sick gains after ya save me.

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>>7195673
WOAH NO, SHE FUCKING JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME MAN.

...wait, how did you even see her block that shot? My dex was looking the other way...

>>7195716
You should watch the videos, learn a few things about your fighting style and your own ship.

>>7195646
(Yes)

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>>7195715
I DONT NEED YOUR MAKESHIFT WEIGHTS AS I HAVE ALREADY GAINED PERFECTION
NOW GO FREE

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>>7195623
Certainly.
> A large white salted candle in set on the ground between two skulls, with a row of 26 bones in a half circle surrounding it
>The candle flickers slightly as the spirit takes residence in the flame
A friend recently gone,
Will not yet drawn,
A Pokemon left alone,
Fate not yet known,
Are you he?
>The flame flickers in the direction of the left skull.
I see. This one has a message for you.
>The piece of paper is burned on the candle, and the flame begins bouncing wildly between the many different bones
.... I see.
He finds the afterlife enjoyable and wishes you to know about his pride for his Pokemon.
He requests you seek out memories for it.

I can't believe these freaks have a fucking Chimera onboard.

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>>7195805
..i mean..you could use a bit 'ah work on those legs there.

but thank you very much.
>scrambles out from under the wreckage

>>7195849
It's taking orders from the goddamn Alolan Psycho, too. Insult to injury with a side of double homicide.
At least his clubbing arm got broke in that last dust-up, maybe me and my associates can take the fucker down and get some justice if we're fast and lucky.

>>7195966
Dude a fucking space alien with like eight legendairies could barely stop these people.
You think you can?

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>>7195966
>fast and lucky
you can fucking try :^)

>>7196009
>base 100 speed
That's just average speed

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>>7195755
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY HAVE THESE CAMERAS BEEN LIVE STREAMING
THEYRE IN THE FUCKING BEDROOMS TOO
GOD DAMNIT PALKIA
...TWENTY MILLION VIEWS ON MY BEDROOM'S STREAM?!
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK

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>>7196025
>implying the god of space cares about a silly speed stat when it comes to movement
kek :^)
that stat only matters in human battles
obvs if im in a human battle in the first place ill play by their rules

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>>7195845
Thanks. This means a lot to me, friend.
>>7195966
Nice dubs, Aether guy. Also, I'd suggest another line of work. This place may be the world's weirdest reality TV set right now, but you've seen what it takes to make us sweat.

>>7195995
We're not gunning for the whole crew, a frontal assault's suicide. We just want to avenge our dead, and if we're lucky, reclaim what their sole fatality through this whole fucking debacle stole from us.

>>7196064
You got me there.

>>7196039
The quarters camera are off most of the time. Felt like giving the viewers a post battle "resolution".

>>7196113
Take it from me. Attacking them now would be the best bet. They are weak from the previous attack.

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>>7196129
>implying we don't have a med bay
Come on man, we aren't that stupid.

>>7196129
We'd have to scramble all our regional combat-ready assets, and it's a damn suicide mission so no locals can be deputized. Still...

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>>7196129
>>7196170
fucking try me
im pissed as fuck from that fucking alien, and none of my brothers will be involved, so dont expect any fucking mercy
i havent done any good gore in days
go ahead, attack the ship

Fuschiafag here.
The fucking skyboat is rigged with livestream cameras. And the fucking nuts are dick-measuring their viewcounts on stream in the medical bay. Are we through the looking glass now, or did we pass that a week ago?

>>7196170
Fuck off Aetherscum we've seen how they have to feed that freaky mutt of yours

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>>7196125
That's fucking bullshit these things have been live 100% of the time I'm looking right now.

God damn I hate people sometimes

>>7196274
Either way, the stream is not always active. Your "ship crewing program" is safe with us.

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>>7196244
We're all sorta freaked out about the whole cameras thing, so might as well make jokes about it to calm down.

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>>7196244
It's not dick-measuring, it's a damage report
How the fuck are any of you able to take us seriously after what you've seen?
This shit has all of us wanting to die of shame man.

I noticed that these sky pirates have a sign of rules to be followed and these rules seem silly
Like what the hell is living hell is the butt trick and why would anyone want to steal waffles

>>7196314
It can always get worse. Like, for example, a leaked video of the aphrodisiac days.

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>>7196350
want to know about the butt trick ;^)

>>7196360
>know that the aphrodisiacs are 50% goodra slime 50% pheromones of an unknown species
>butt glands
>mfw

>>7196360
seriously it sounds made up, I doubt those are real rules

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>>7196388
thaaats not the butt trick m8 ;^)

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>>7196355
The cameras weren't there back then, and they already got a lite version of that last night.

Fuck man, these cameras are fucking invisible marbles that are hard as shit to break, let alone find!

>>7196314
Fuck it, I don't care if I get a police visit for saying this to you.
You dunked on IP, aired Aether's dirty secrets while making them look incompetent, and have literal deities coming to back you up. And somehow despite being outlaws you look better than the people you're fighting most of the time. No amount of candid camera's going to change that shit.

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>>7196402
what is this butt trick you speak of?

it sounds funny.

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Hey jerks! I hear you're having problems? Maybe a guy like me can help?

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>>7196424
That doesn't change the fact that 20 million plus people saw my bedroom last night.

Sniffers is a fuckin laughingstock after last night too, 30 mil watched him crawl into a huge plushie.

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>>7196429
>>7196388
>>7196400
as the god of space i am omnipresent
i am thus inside your butts as well ;^)
watch this :^)
>Palkia pokes the prostate area on the three anons

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>>7196471
Ey, ain't that an abuse of yer powers?

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>>7196482
no
its only abuse if i break one of dads rules ;^)

>>7196418
You sure?
The cameras came with the ship. But I might be misremembering exactly when the aphrodisiac happened and Palkia remodeled your ship.

>>7196471
fgfsds

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>>7196508
I remember very clearly, that was a bad day
It was like the very next day we got upgraded.

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>>7196502
You ever done it with a Pharaoh, babe?

>>7196529
Oh yeah it was the day after events.
Either way, they're safe with me. For as long as I deem that necessary.

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>>7196555
...Are you saying you have video of that day.

>>7196536
are you flirting with the god of space?

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>>7196471
....w-well then.
that was..uh, quite odd.
i see why there's a rule about it.

>>7196565
As the one with the outside connection to the ship's camera, yes.

Of course I don't save nor stream everything, just the interesting parts.

Honestly, I fear more the IP finding me out than you.

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>>7196579
He's pretty cccuuuuuute. Keh heh heh.

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>>7196482
.... do I know you?

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>>7196555
Then there must be two people, because this site has all cameras active 24/7

>>7196601
Fuschiafag here, even if the stream footage was illegal the IP's too busy to prosecute for possession.
In personal news Vapey's pawing at my tablet whenever I log onto the streams and won't get off my lap.

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>>7196508
>>7196588
thats why its banned bro
>>7196536
yeah babe
kings line up for chances with gods
have you ever done it with a god? ;^)

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>>7196621
Hey! What's your type, baby? Ghost?
Mine is.
>>7196657
Hold up, bro. I found a cute dude.

>>7196642
I said saving, not recording. I only have so much disk space and I have to prioritize, like the fight scenes, sappy scenes and sexytimes.

Did you actually think I stayed awake for the last days just because I was fearing a nightmare?

>>7196471
I dare you to do the butt trick on the entire world

>>7196657
I knew it was banned, I just forgot about the whole thing.
It's unlikely I'll forget it now.

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>>7196669
Taking a break from livestreaming a recipe to let you know he's taken, bro.
>>7196678
Well, hell. You got us, I'll give you props for that.

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>>7196669
My typing is Ghost, yes.
I am currently taken, but if you feel yourself more worthy than my current partner challenge him yourself.
I trust his ability to fight for my honor.

Fuschiafag here
My Vaporeon wants to watch two criminals put on an impromptu cooking program
And she's pawing at my lap
What even is my life anymore

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>>7196669
i see how it is
im second choice :^(
>>7196712
forever remember me lol
>>7196700
alright man
i cant pussy out on a dare
>the entire world is poked in the general area of the prostate

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>>7196759
Man fuck me up. All the cuties are taken these days. You know any cuties, chubro?
>>7196779
Who's your boy, cutie?
>>7196831
Sorry man. I see a cutie I gotta go for 'em.
>No prostate
>Miss

>>7196831
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

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>>7196831
PALKIA YOU ASSHOLE

I'm so glad we found out the security room doesn't have cameras.

>>7196831
fffffggggggggggsssss

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>>7196881
None that aren't, like, going steady with someone, and me and my big bro don't go for Ghost-types. Sorry, dude.
Now, back to our regularly scheduled cooking show, where we're finishing up some pancakes and some veg.

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>>7196678
Please tell me you don't have access to the entire ship's systems

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>>7196831
w h y.

i wish a thousand butt-tricks upon you.

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>>7196881
Take a guess.

>>7196957
My current access is just the cameras. As far as I know, the reactor and other vital systems are airgapped.

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>>7196888
cause i cant pussy out on a dare man
>>7196915
;^)
>>7196964
kinky
>>7196903
hey man, blame the anon

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>>7196932
Geez, okay. Thanks bud.
>>7197032
>Darkrai.
Yeaaaah I know when I'm outta my league.
>>7197068
What else can ya do?

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>>7197034
Alright, I just did a god damn cooking show making lunch/dinner/whatever for the crew with my bro. Camera's can't be blown up, so I might as well roll with it.
>A blender whirs.
It's chow time. Those of a weak constitution may want to look away for this, Aether did a number of my little buddy.

Azoth! Food's ready, little guy!

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>>7197068
now I double arcanine dare you to butt trick the world 3 times in a row

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>>7197196
No. No. Some of us are trying to eat, and for some of our friends that's not an easy thing.

>>7197103
>meanwhile, in livestream chat
Good doggo

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>>7197196
aight man, but this is the last dare im accepting unless you have a way to repay me for my services.

>>7197095
pretty much anything relating to movement or location

>>7197244
FUCK

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>>7197244
Whaddya like for repayment, then?

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>>7197231
As soon as we're not getting trolled, it'll be chow time. Ssshh, Azoth, it's okay. We're dealing with the same problem.

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>>7197244
i will give you a sculpture of yourself if you space-shenanigans May into a grease fire.

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>>7197095
Luck becomes you on your search.
>>7197244
Luck has graced me in that I do not have an anus

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>>7197324
sounds promising
>>7197196
>A portal opens underneath May and she lands in a grease fire not far from a hospital
>>7197291
what are you offering ;^)

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>>7197332
Good luck then. If he treats you bad I'm gonna knock his teeth out, though.
>>7197361
How about a pile of gold? Food? Prayers? I'unno what gods like ya really like.

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>>7197384
not good enough
im paining my champions by doing this
you better be offering something good enough to make it up to them

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>>7197361
sweet vengance for the world.
ill get to work on it immediately.

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>>7197231
>>7197308
Alright, for those who ignored the squeamishness warning, this is chow time for Azoth.
> He takes the blender and a funnel, pouring the contents into a valve in the little fella's belly.
Blame Aether for fusing the damn mask to his mouth. Believe it or not, the valve was something our former medic fixed him up with.

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>>7197422
Eh, not worth my time. Hey, okay. You wouldn't know where uhhh... Route 15 is from the desert, eh?

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>>7197422
hey palkia. you're pink lol.

>>7197454
Sounds like someone botched up the mask because that makes no sense or that thing was on intravenous for a very long time.

Maybe even intentionally, before passing it on the former owner. Aether can be cruel like that.

>meanwhile, in livestream
This is not part of Arceus' creation!
That poor thing must be always suffering
My pokedex is throwing a 404 not found

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>>7197454
> Feeding time finishes up with pets and attaboys.
Aw, come here, boy, hahahah.
Who's the best doggo on the ship, huh? It's you, buddy, yes it is.

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>>7197522
which route 15 dude
theres like
four

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>>7197592
Unova, baby.

>>7197599
head north and go over marvelous bridge bro

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>>7197637
Swag, thanks cutie. I gotta meet a bud there in like three days.

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>>7197554
Alright, bros, I'll field stream questions, let's see...

Life isn't easy for Az, but he's making the best of it. Shit, when his former handler defected we had to make fresh incisions for feeding time, and I don't even know if he's ever not been on IV.
So yeah, this is part of why we don't like Aether on this boat. The other part's them trying to capture us.

>>7197578
>unanimous awwwing

https://picarto.tv/LaPatte
>https://picarto.tv/LaPatte
https://picarto.tv/LaPatte
>https://picarto.tv/LaPatte
https://picarto.tv/LaPatte
>https://picarto.tv/LaPatte

>>7197670
>a bunch of rapid fire replies ranging from "who's Aether?" to "fuck Aether" to "fuck up Aether"
>interspersed with wishes for Azoth to get well and to hopefully stop suffering some day

>>7197758
Do you have the wrong thread bro?

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>>7197670
Yo your doggo's cute where's the donate button?

>>7197794
no

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>>7197592
well, here it is.
not the best i've made but given that most of my things were crushed not long ago it's as good as i could make it.
hope ya like it.

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>>7197788
Alright, who's Aether? Long name is Aether Foundation, they're a science group based out of Alola. As you can see, they're not exactly an ethical science group.
>The unshaven office man and the doggo are playing and chatting in the background.
As for Azoth here, we're trying to give him something close to normal - well, as close to normal as this boat can manage. At least he's not being jabbed with things by mad science guys anymore.

>>7197884
thanks man
looks good
>the statue teleports to spear pillar

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>>7197900
Not by mad scientist folks, but by the god of space.

My ass feels like my soul after finding out about the cameras - bruised and on he verge of being shredded into pieces

I'm having it made up to me though, for those watching, good luck ya faggots we found a blind spot!

>>7197816
There's none, I don't need donations myself nor I can send them to the crew. And I could, I would probably be prosecuted as an accomplice and end like officebro: with my life upturned and having to fight for it on an almost daily basis.
If not just dead.

>>7197900
>I thought they were based in Kanto and the Alola base was just a branch?
>Azoth looks like it trusts you, but not fully yet
>What happened to Azoth's former owner?
>Why is that Aether has not been prosecuted yet for this? The UB incident should have brought them down already
>Please stay safe and stay free
>The IP really should be dealing with Aether first
>I'd like an Azoth of my own

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>'Pewwwww!'
>Pew has found one of the cameras and is now batting at it

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>>7198014
Lame. I'll chill in a pile of gold for ya'll.
What do we even do here?

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>>7197929
>>7197592
hey plakbutt. can you tele me back to the boat?

>>7198096
you gotta be as pink as me first
>a tin of pink paint teleports itself overtop of Gengy and upturns itself
which part of the boat famalam :^)

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>>7198112
.............. fuk u


the upper deck.

>>7198164
sure thing m8 :^)
>palkia teleports gengy onto the upper deck

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time for a shower!

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>>7198283
Yeah hurry up sugar buns.

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>>7198014
Thanks for the well-wishes, guys, and I agree with you guys about Aether. As for the guy who got Azoth to us in the first place... there was an accident. He's the first member of our crew we've lost.
>Ray bows his head.
He's in a better place, and I'm sure he's proud of Az.

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>>7198283
You look like a slab of bubblegum.

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>>7198434
Hey, as long as nobody tries to chew on him, we're good. He's too salty to be bubblegum anyway :^)

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>>7198452
I like salt with my sweet.
Salted taffy or salted liquorice is the best.
Though I've never seen pink variants of it though.

Fuschiafag here.
Trying to trace the cameraman for the S.S. Crazyboat, probably way behind IP in doing so. That and cuddling my Vaporeon are keeping me busy on my days off. She's been acting odd lately, but she likes the crazyboat stream for some reason.

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>>7198544
Hey brah I'm bored can I come over to you place?

>>7198544
Take her to a psych?
She has been through some crazy shit recently

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>>7198536
Same, salted taffy was my childhood vice. That and malasadas. As for pink, like, salted taffy could get dyed pink with a little berry-juice. Where you posting from, anyway? You seem pretty cool.

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>>7198573
Oh, just know i've been keeping an eye on you guys.
But I don't feel that disclosing my location will do this conversation any good.
Instead let me state that anything with berries or other things that aren't salt or sweet is not liquorice.
Its all good with taffy though, they go great with waffles.

>>7198559
I think I'll pass, Vapey's feeling protective right now.
>>7198563
Yeah, we all have, huh. I probably should find a psych, Lavender Town's not too far from here.
. . .
And now she's tugging at my shirt for no apparent reason again. I've checked she doesn't want to lead me anywhere.

>>7198633
Maybe she just wants you to stay close
Carry her?

>>7198314
>About a 7/8 ratio of RIP to viewer in chat

>>7198544
No cameraman, just the cameras and the peeping eye at a secure and far away location.

>>7198573
If you ever get the S.S. Big Brother down here bring me some of these malasadas.
Don't hurry though, do not at all.

>>7198645
I'll try that, thanks.
She's never this clingy, and she's not heading for the bathtub, which is her usual feeling-bad hidey-place.
I'll see if she's up for a road trip later on.

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>>7198633
Come on dude let me in I'm a Pharaoh.

>>7198675
It better be secure, IP's probably tracing your ass a lot faster than I can.
>>7198727
Would meeting up in a well-trafficked cafe work for you?
. . .
Didn't think so...

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>>7198771
What cafe, cutie?

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>>7198727
ill let you in bro ;^)

>>7198771
If I had to pick between the IP or a visit from the S.S. Ambulant Apocalypse I'd go for the latter instantly

>>7198791
Er... on second thought this is taking tones I'm not down with. Sorry.
>>7198815
"Ambulant Apocalypse". That's a new one. Did Jubilife TV use that one yet, I forgot.

Also, Vapey's up for a trip to see a psych, and me holding her has helped settle her down but she's still chewing at my shirt.

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>>7198795
Bro. I don't wanna know where you're letting me in.
>>7198845
I see. Come back to me when yer a ghost, man.

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>>7198845
Sounds precious really.
She must really like you a lot.
>>7198860
I heard promises of drinking, while I am not near your location, I would have no problems with having a pint with you.
I've drank and have been merry with creepier folk.

>>7198845
Better names than S.S. Loveboat, S.S. Lucarioboat, S.S. Palkia Is a Dick...

But anyways, IP presence is minimal here, they don't care much about stuff outside the big 7 regions.

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>>7198860
aw dude, you seemed totes down for it earlier, why the change of mind ;^(

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>>7198892
I'm piss fucking drunk right now. It takes a lot to get this guy drunk.
I'm good for a party any time man come down to my tomb babyyyyyyy.
>>7198917
What's yer sex rap sheet? Dogs 'n cats don't count.

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>>7198952
Where can I find this tomb?
Free booze is free booze, i'l find my way back home somehow.
>>7198914
Yeah I'm liking the S.S. Ambulant Apocalyse too, sounds like its about to crash.

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>>7198952
>cats
ew. cats are gigi's thing.
bro, that's a long time to remember.
mostly the virgin chicks and dudes people used to leave as offerings, sometimes royalty
nowadays it's the pilgrims that visit the pillars or people at New Years parties

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>>7198978
Desert resort in Unovaaaaaa.
Try and catch me and I'll turn you into a statue, bud.
>>7199020
Only humans? What are ya into? Fingering? Quadruple penetration?

>>7199067
Clearly, pegging.

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>>7199067
yeah only humans
no one leaves a virgin Pokémon as an offering
shit dude
im down for anything as long as it isn't that boring ass missionary the priests and offerings were always wanting

>>7199067
Is it true that Cofagrigii can turn people into mummies?

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>>7199085
If there's a joke here you've lost me. Because Dialga fucks 'em sideways? I don't get it.
Can ghosts be autistic? Maybe its the alcohol.
>>7199115
Ehhhh, the alcohol's wearing off maybe next tiiiiiiiiime.
I'm gonna go puke whatever's left of my guts out and be back.

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>>7199067
Nah buddy the only thing I might catch is gonorrhea if I ever try to bang my way out of a bill again, I always forget the condoms when drunk.
>>7199115
Do they ever leave a nonvirgin pokemon as an offering?
Like a really skilled kingdra or something, I'm sure those can suck start a jet engine.

>>7199181
they've only ever left humans
never fucked a Pokémon because I've never gotten the chance
nobody leaves their Pokémon out and unattended around a god

Fuschiafag here, riding with a buddy to Lavender Town. Long trip, but it'll so worth it. Vapey's on my back and insists on being there instead of the pokeball (she's only in there when necessary, and right now she's having none of it) and I think she's sweating. My back's soaked way too fast for a normal ride.

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>>7199181
I ain't gonna fuck your ass. Well maybe if yer cute. I'll EAT ya though.

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>>7199180
How does a fellow specter get drunk?

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>>7199241
How about wild pokemons?
Its either that humans are horny as fuck that don't want to share, or your just repulsive to pokemon.
Also 20 bucks says that >>7199267 is in heat.
>>7199314
Nah, don't wanna be moving a bit too fast here loverboy, lets just get that drink, if your intresting I'd be up for a second date.
>>7199344
I'd imagine you use a lot.

>>7199371
That... makes an alarming amount of sense. Do you think the stress could have thrown her cycle off? Usually it's not this time of the year. If you're right, then she's making passes at me.
I'm not sure how to feel about that.

>>7199371
bro there's no wild Pokémon at the spear pillar
people tend to keep their Pokémon in balls when they visit because they 'don't want to offend me'
so it's legit lack of opportunity

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>>7199344
I need a loooooooooooooooot. But after a lot I get drunk and then lie hurts a lot less. I've been robbing humans blind and bam bam bam I got tons of liquor.
>>7199371
Aiiiiiight. Tomb's closing after 12PM Unova time.

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>>7199432
Bit tricky.
Don't think i'l be up for long and I'm not in that region sadly.
But someday I'm sure I'l try to use your tomb as a shotglass.
Heh, talk about advanced body shots.

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>>7199432
What's your interest in alcohol anyway? What does it do for you?

>Should have picked a better picture.

>>7199422
Fuschiafag here, that... that sucks, sir.
Also, Vapey's totally in heat but still wants to see the psych. Should I be worried? Because now I'm worried.

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>>7199509
You're welcome. Come take shots whenever you want my tomb is open to a fellow drunk.
>>7199514
Sup Dorkrai. Uhhh it makes me feel happy and not depressed. Then people like me. I don't have natural cuteness like you.

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>>7199371
Hmph. Of the Ghosts I've known he is the first to get intoxicated. I imagine it takes a great deal of liquor.
>>7199432
Hmm. Apparently liquor loaded travelers are common, seeing as you have that much of it.

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>>7199529
Would make for an intresting psychic conversation.
Alright Vappy wha-
RUT ME UNTIL I CAN'T WALK.
>>7199422
Ah in that sense.
Well that sounds annoying really.
Though whats keeping you from tussling a bit around with the local flavour of some region?
>>7199514
Numbs you down, it can be real tasty though tends to be a acquired taste, you don't have to get drunk to enjoy it.
>>7199561
Oh don't shoot yourself down like that, I like how bold you are.
Its refreshing and I'm sure your pretty shiny.

>>7199583
when i teleport it displaces air
there's a loud 'boom' sound
most things run away and don't come back

>>7199583
That's exactly what I'm afraid of.
I do not need that type of embarrassment, especially if the psych's not good with client confidentiality.

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>>7199574
Yeaaaaaah. Look, you guys are cool. and fuck man
>>7199583
Shinyyyyy yeah yeah I'm shiny. You're cool too.

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>>7199561
Natural cuteness indeed.
>>7199649
A proper translation was not received, but I am glad that you apparently think well of me.

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>>7199616
Then go walk you lazy piece of shit.
Or try swimming.
>>7199623
Best to go for it, unless you want to go negotiate the question by fingering her poon.
>>7199649
I just have a way of words, read that as I am a drunk asshole most of the times.
But I got a soft spot for other brash, drunk assholes.

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>walked out of the only camera-free room in the ship, drenched in sex juices

>Flipped off the cameras with a sign that said "NO PORN FOR YOU FAGGOTS"

I'm getting my revenge piece by piece.

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>>7199561
I don't really think I have any n-
>>7199694
Oh! Th-thank you! I suppose I may.

>>7199701
i still have a job to do famalam
leaving for a long time to go get laid would be a good way to get my ass kicked

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>>7199694
You're all good, bro.
>>7199701
Hahahaha. Tomorrow when I'm sober I'll be whining and hurting myself again.

>Haven't busted out my weird images yet.

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>>7199715
Drenched in sexual fluids ey?
Good thing that bukkake is my fetish.
Go drip some more for me faggot~
>>7199739
Huh, yeah that IS a bitch.
Though you've been holding out for long as it seems.
I'l see if can't ever do you a favour and see if I can direct some poon towards that spear pillar place, you wanted pokemon's right?
>>7199787
Ugh, I'm already tapping into my lewder ones, I'm running out.

>>7199787
>I'll be whining and hurting myself again.
yo dont do that

>>7199715
Dude, the stream ended over hour ago, nothing much was going to happen.

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>>7199836
Nah mate, gonna get a hot tub in the safe room and then all you'll be getting is middle fingers and laughs from us, get cockblocked cunt.

>>7199904
(It's been decided by everyone that this thing runs 24/7 and any camera can be accessed, at least that's how it's being treated in the discord)

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>>7199715
You got me jellyyyyyyyy.
>>7199836
Still not on my weird ones.
>>7199893
You wouldn't believe how many times I've woken up with my coffin half broken after an episode.
...Man I'm fucked up. Should I see a therapist?

>>7199701
Welp, we're here in Lavender. I really hauled ass, nearly hit some trainer getting some R&R out along the Route. If you're reading this, green hat dude, I'm sorry I didn't see you around that blind turn.
Wish me luck.

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>>7199737
You are very welcome.
Hm. I can attest to your natural cuteness, of you wish?
>>7199787
Hurting yourself is an unfortunate choice. Get more alcohol instead.
... is that image meant to imply something?

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>>7199943
Oh! I-I you'd do that for me? I suppose I'd appreciate that. I-I can already attest to yours.

>>7199937
(well then)

>>7199925
I swear to fucking god I'm going to climb that into that rust bucket and place the last camera right there.

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>>7199925
That's cute really.
I like the stream for its shenanigans, I get my porn from other places, your girlfriend is cute though, nice catch.
>>7199942
Here to hoping she'l be able to conjure up coherent thoughts with that heat blazing through.
>>7199940
Nah, that's a cute one.
I've typed cute a lot this post, but I do mean every single one of them.

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>>7199943
I'll be fine. Hell I wonder if there are therapists for pokemon.
I wonder if I'm manic depressive or borderline or something.
Oh! Naaaah it doesn't.
>>7200005
Hahaha. Thanks, bro. Here comes the weird stuff get out now if you aren't over 12,000 years old.

>>7200000
>(Penta)
(RIP, so it's there now and we're not gonna know about it for a while)

>>7200104
(Actually I was just about to ask for Palkia's help)

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>>7200063
Heh, shiny toothbrushes for shiny teeth.
I've seen wierded though just take anything with pic related.
>>7200000
Checking that penta, you'd better go do it.
Otherwise I might know a guy that might know a guy that could place it for you, as long as you provide the camera.