ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite type?

>>7179620
STILL STEEL

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>>7179670
same.

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Naturally, bro, it's Electric.
There's really no Types I don't like, 'cause, like, all Types can be cool, or be total party-crashers.

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>>7179620
The type that doesn't judge me for who I am in a negative way, so umm i guess Grass, Ghost, and Poison

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>>7179718
cept for normal type. normal type sucks.


>>7179721
awwwww

>>7179703
>>7179721
It's funny being of a certain type or types and neither of those being your favourite.

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>>7179747
yeah idk. i just think they are cool. if i could be born again id hope to be an Aron or something.

>>7179620
Fuschiafag here, I'm preferential to Water types. You'd be surprised how many trainers doing the badge circuit assume because the Gym is mostly Poison types that the whole town's Pokemon are the same type too.

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>>7179620
Ghost, Fire, Grass

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any tips on getting a human to fuck me?

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>>7179903
HEY

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>>7179620
Ghost, Dark, Normal.

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>>7179940
>Normal.
y tho

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>>7179966
They're fun to prank.

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>>7180019
truuuuu

arceus loves to fuck with normal types.

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>>7180082
I keep finding Bidoofs in my belladonnas.
I would mind more if Normal Type bones weren't great spirit work tools.
Tell me, do you have someone you want to contact?

Fuschiafag update. Apparently a few of my cousins are in town, and pissed at me.
Other than that, it's /comfy/ as fuck here. My Vaporeon's outside, playing in the rain, while I stay under an awning watching and sipping cocoa.

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>>7180082
I think everyone enjoys annoying normal types.

>>7180218
whos your crushes?

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>>7180174
No im dont think i need those feels right now :(

>>7180218
yeah they are truly worthless.

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>>7180285
Would you shut up?
>>7180292
They make good prey.

>>7179620
Ghost types are pretty fun.

Ice types are also my favorite.

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>>7180320
Will ya tell us if we guess 'em?

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>>7180328
I will not. I am looking for a friend's home.

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>>7180326
Hmmm. What do you find fun about us?

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>>7180174
Well, I'm pretty sure my Mom and Dad are spending their afterlives doing their Statler and Waldorf impression, and I don't wanna ruin that by telling them that their kids are fugitives now...
I think I'll pass. Thanks for the offer, though.

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>>7180174
Orrefag here tell my mom I said for her to go fuck herself.

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>>7180381

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>>7180381
Also Surge was freakin' tough. I think I'm gonna spend some time training before I move on to the next.

>>7180410
Fuschiafag here, congrats. Surge doesn't fuck around.
>>7180364
Maybe he's a good sport about being pranked?

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>A white candle covered in salt is placed in the middle of the room
>Two human skulls rest next to the candle, and 26 assorted Pokemon bones are lined up in a half circle around it
..... Are you the mother of an from Orre, accompanied by a Crobat forever more?
A message for you he leaves, although I doubt he yet grieves.
>A piece of paper is burned over the candle
>A loud shrieking sound is heard and the candle is blown out by a sudden gust
... I see. You are free to return to the Distortion World.
>>7180381
She repeated several vulgarities which my antenna could not translate.

I heard you can somehow become a Pokemon?

How so?

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>>7180581
Hey thanks man. Also I think Darkrai has the hots for you.

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>>7180605
DON'T TELL HIM!

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>>7180624
I HAVE NO HOTS FOR ANYONE!

>>7180643
:3c

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>>7180655
Don't.

>>7180364
Mostly the mischief that I've seen some get into.

In the town that I grew up in, there was an abandoned house that a few ghost type pokémon resided in. Watching them spook passerbys from time to time was often the highlight of my day.

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>>7180371
Should your mind change burn a Reaper Cloth bag filled with elder berries. When the smoke begins to cloud ask for Gadreel.
>>7180605
Hmph. This didn't translate right. How do you own a temperature for someone else?
>>7180785
Understandable. I thank you for sharing your viewpoint.

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>>7180882
I think I have found your home. The one with the rotting Bidoof in-in the garden?

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>>7180932
Another got in? A shame.
Yes, it should be the medieval style house with the clay and the wooden beams.
The door has no way to lock, so let yourself in while I clean up this spell.

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>>7181175
Ah thank you. I brought a few rare flowers with me, for you. For-for your garden.

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>>7181258
I... thank you. I will treasure them.
I am afraid I have nothing to reciprocate with, unless you would like one of my pendants?

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>>7181511
Ah! Of course I would treasure anything you were to give me for all eternity.

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>>7181631
I have two for you instead - Rose Quartz and Moonstone. I can get the leather tie if they will phase through your hands, if you would like.

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>>7181984
Ah. Two? Yes, yes, uh. The leather tie would b-be good, I would like it, please. Thank you very much for this gift. G-These gifts.

Hey, Darkrai.
What does your dick look like?

>>7182245
That's rather rude to ask.
How about asking where he would love to have a romantic date with someone?

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>>7182062
>Gadreel reaches forward and does the leather ties
Alright. Did you have somewhere in mind? I'll make tea while you tell me.

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>>7182317
>He freezes up a little.
S-s-somewhere? Oh, yes of course. I-I had some ruins in mind. Tea sounds good, yes.

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>>7182482
>He begins throwing several flowers and dried fruits into a small cloth bag, which gets thrown into a bowl in the firepit
Hmm... I have yet to travel far enough to know any ruins. What are they like?

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>>7182740
Inside Celestic Town there are ruins of the gods, Dialga, Palkia and Giratina. I like to call them The Roaster, The Roastee and The Punster. Um, your home is very nice, I would enjoy living somewhere like this.

>>7180601
Uh, does it have something to do with Jirachi?

>>7182898
That's what I've heard, but they haven't popped up for a while.

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>>7182898
Yeah, Jirachi can hook you up if you really want that, bro. You'd better be really sure, though.

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>>7182898
>>7182957
You get a wish but don't bother the lovebirds.

>>7183066
kinda like a no turning back type deal?

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>>7182841
>Gadreel lets out a hearty chuckle
Never heard them referred to as such before.
I do not believe any houses like mine have survived the ages, but you are always welcome to the guest room.

>>7179620
Favorite type is Grass.
Lots of waifus.

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>>7183119
Like, you'll get treated way different and you might have Aether after you. Go in like it's a one way trip, 'cause Jirachi might not be on hand if you have regrets.
If you're super-sure though, bro, go for it. I didn't ask for this but I fuckin' love it now.

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>>7183147
Ha-hahaha. I'm glad you found it funny. I've had millennia to practice. Ah, thank you- I may take you up on your offer. You're very kind and I'd like to do fun th-things with you.
>He fiddles awkwardly with his hands

>>7183105
Has someone ever asked to make a wish with delayed effect, or even, activated in a case of need?

Asking as part of my "oh fuck shit's silly to the point it's directly threatening my life" plans.

And holy hell, the Hot Topic backroom lovebirds are still at it.

>>7183105
I think I'll hold onto my wish for later, but thanks for offering!

>>7183221
What's this about Aether?

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>>7183318
Not that I remember, people make a looooot of wishes.
>>7183348
No problem! Think on it I'm watching these lovebirds go at it.

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>>7183283
I'm glad you think so. I would be smiling if I had a mouth.
>he fills two cups of tea from the bowl
Would you like sugar with that?

>>7183377
Then I will hope you're awake the time I need it. Which is hopefully never


Doesn't mean I don't have a wish right now, and it's for a different but still pretty serious thing.

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>>7183444
Do tell.
Want some popcorn? I think we're getting into the meat of it.

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>>7183430
Sugar? Su-gar? I mean yes of course. How-how do you like to drink your tea normally?
What do you think is-is the best way to drink it, hm?

>>7183459
If you could plant an exact copy of the S.S. Anne before the hijacking somewhere in the ocean between Unova and Kalos, it would benefit a "certain group" significantly.

Of course, it has to be floating.

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>>7183512
You freakin' people. Allllllllriiiight.
>Ding!
Granted!

>>7183524
And now to hope it actually ends in a museum this time.

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>>7183348
Aether Foundation's trying to track down Pokemon who are, well, like me and my buddies and like you'd be. I don't know what they want with us, but I've, like, talked with a defector so I know it's guaranteed to be fucked up.

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>>7183496
Hmm, who doesn't like some sugar?
It sounds like you'd enjoy some sugar.
A spoonful of sugar it is.
>said sugar is dumped in both tea cups

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>>7183591
>He awkwardly takes a sip of tea while maintaining eye contact
Thank you! This is r-really fantastic tea. I really like y-it! Amazing- What type is this?

>>7183591
lay off darkrai fatty

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>>7183654
Lay off my friend unless you wish your life to be a pure nightmare, scum.

>>7183591
>>7183644
I don't know who is going to end diabetic first here, me or these two.

>>7183679
>tormented for all life with a never ending tea party
Now this is actual horror.

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>>7183691
Bro, chill. Go take a walk, or call your folks, or take a nap.

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>>7183680
Listen just leave us alone. W-watch from the sidelines.
>>7183691
I am trying to speak with my friend, can you leave me alone for fifteen minutes?

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>>7183644
Blueberry, apple, hibiscus, elder berry, pineapple, corn flower....
It's nice to see you like it.
>>7183719
Anyway. We were going to the ruins, yes?

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>>7183726
A very very good tea. I will have to have more of your masterwork!
Ah, yes, the ruins. Come then let's go, hm?
>He grabs the other's hand.

>>7183715
Almost pushing 6 days of no sleep. I'M FINE
Alright, I'M not FINE

>>7183719
This is not exactly the best place for privacity, but what do you know what privacity is, either way.

>>7183566
Aren't they centered primarily around Alola?

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>>7183761
I'll be sure to make more of it for you.
>He seems a bit surprised at the hand holding, but gladly accepts and follows Darkrai

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>>7183862
Primarily, yeah. I don't know what region you're in, though, bro.
By the way, if any Aether guys are lurking, how are Rob and Jim doing? :^)

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>>7183887
>He leads the other through the forest humming a tune.
Do you come out much? There are probably many interesting things that you have yet to see. Have you ever seen an airship?

HURRY IT UP KISSYBOYS I NEED TO BE TO SLEEP SOON

aaaaaaaa someone save this thread
this really has made my night
cute as all hell oh gosh

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>>7183934
No. 'Coming out' was dangerous in multiple ways when I was alive, and I do not wish to find a trainer now that I am dead.
...I as afraid that did not translate. What is a 'ship'?

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STEEL THE STRONGEST

STEEL THE BEST

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>>7184019
...Coming out? What do you mean by that? A-and I'll keep you safe from any trainers, don't worry.
Well a ship is a... Type of transit across the ocean. An airship is the same thing only in the sky.
>He squeezes the other's hand.
Ah, we're almost there.

>>7183964
>>7184005
Desuarchive should have the thread after it runs its course, if I remember correctly.

I'm going to sleep for the first time in almost 6 days and the ensuing nightmare will be probably more enjoyable than the current topic.

>>7184067
ANON THERE ARE CUTE GHOST TYPES AND DARK TYPES BEING CUTE THIS IS WHAT I NEED

>>7184067
i will rape you irl

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>>7184067
You need to chill out and show some respect, bro.
>>7184090
I know he's being a jerk, but that's, like, excessive. Relax.

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>>7184049
Coming out is confessing too.... hmm. My language does not have a word for it. One who loves people of the same sex? Regardless, it was enough to get you staked when I was alive.
I am a witch as well, so the result should not be hard to grasp.
Hmm.
>Gadreel returns the squeeze

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>>7184162
Ah. But this world is better. Loving those of the same sex is much easier than then. Have you had any lovers?
>He tugs the other into Celestic Town
To the ruins!

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Woah hey guys whats going on......

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>>7184222
Romance is in the air, bro.
Oh, and I'm looking at the stars and shooting the breeze with friends and family.

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>>7184251
That's nice.....
Been busy just kinda being alone...
My looks drive away Pikachu's, so i got really no one to be with...

>>7183897

Lately I've been out camping in the Sinnoh region.

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>>7184267
Sorry to hear that, bro. I'd ask if you want to meet up, but I don't know if me and my buddies are heading to your region anytime soon.

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>>7184211
No. I was the village witch, so when I tried he outed me and I got staked.
>Gadreel follows after
These... are not what I had thought ruins to look like.
Less skeletons.

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>>7184357
Its ok, i got all the time in the world.....

>>7184373
Even if I can't, like, visit in person, we can still chat. You seem like an alright 'mon to hang out with.

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>>7184390
(oops, forgot to avatarfag)

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>>7184364
Ah, I'm sorry. I wouldn't- Uh, tell them you were a witch.
>He leads him into the cave.
S-so? What do you think? A good spot, hm?

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>>7184390
Thank you...

I try to be pleasing, but eh....

Anything on your mind?...

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>>7184398
It is no longer a big deal from what I've heard, but I trust you won't
This cave is nice
I have never seen one, but I imagine by the standards of caves that this one is nice

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>>7184401
Well, a few things.

I'm admiring the stars right now. It's calming to know, like, that no matter what happens, the stars are still the same.
Are you in Alola, by any chance? If so, can you do me a huge favor and see if the humans are calming down at all? There was a big, noisy mess there a little while back, couldn't miss it, bro. I'm hoping things are getting back to normal.

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>>7184451
Oh it isn't! Don't worry. And-and it's a very nice cave. You um, it's a bit romantic, don't you think?

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>>7184468
The stars are fine, they are very pretty......

And yes i am, i'm at Akala Island, not really sure of a mess, but some humans are chattering about it....Sounds messy.....

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>>7184497
I can not say I know much of romance, but it feels like something I would expect in a story

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>>7184559
A story, hm? What kind of story?
>He leans in a little.

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>>7184586
Hmm... Perhaps a fairy tail.
>It takes Gadreel a second to notice the leaving, only realizing when he turns and comes face to face with Darkrai
>He leans in as well

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>>7184643
What about a love story?
>He hesitates for a moment.
>He leans in and gives Gadreel a small kiss under the eye before slowly pulling away.

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>>7184668
>Somehow, the ghost is blushing
>He doesn't have blood, but he's blushing
I... yes. A love story.
>Gadreel flusters more and squeezes Darkrai's hand, floundering for some sort of response

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>>7184783
>Darkrai squeezes Gadree's hand.
Hmmm... I'm the dashing prince? Saving the far more dashing prince? Then we ride off into the sunset, right?
Is that how this book ends?

>>7183105
You...have the ability to transform people into Pokemon?

I must say this revelation is a little intriguing, but is it worth it?

>>7179620
Dark

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>>7184904
Ex-human reporting in, SO WORTH IT.

Wishes are just that - wishes come true, and he usually makes them not fuck up. I say usually because my first major wish kinda set the world on fire. But that's more on Palkia mostly undoing the wish than anything.

Seriously Jirachi thaaaaaaaaank yoooooooouuuuuuuu.

Now excuse me, I have to figure out how to move my legs again because my body has finally said it's taken too much abuse at once and sleep has made them start to cramp. Hyper potions ho!

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So, I finally did it My girlfriend is no longer a virgin. honestly I thought this day would be a good day, but then my buddy chespin messages me on how Clark (aetherfag) is dead and now I don't know what to feel

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>>7187560
JUST ONE DAY
WITHOUT SHIT HAPPENING
PLEASE
ARCEUS WHY
WHY CANT WE BE NORMAL FOR
JUST
ONE
DAY

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If anyone, receives this message please pass it on the Ranger HQ
I have managed to get inside a sop secret Aether facility and they seem to be researching something called...oh shit I think they saw-

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>>7184819
>Gadreel laughs heartily
I am not sure about riding, seeing we lack a horse. Hmmm... Perhaps we float off into the sunset. Fitting for a ghost and a shadow.

>>7188849
As long that sunset it's far away from here that would be ideal.
Seriously, it has been over half a day of this shit already.

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>>7188849
>>7184819
Just fuck already!

>>7189482
shut the fuck up

>>7189710
No u

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>>7189710
Can't you fags take that somewhere else?
We're trying to RP here.

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>>7189826
They could have the decency to hurry it the fuck up.
All this lovely dovey stuff, blech.
Disgusting.

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>>7188849
Floating off into the sunset, hm? That sounds exceedingly romantic.
Come then, let's be off.

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All this ooey gooey crap is gonna make me puke

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>>7190038
Yes, yes exactly.
I just try to relax a bit from working stuff out and then all this ... this drivel heaps up here.

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>>7190080
Hey serpent jerk. How's the cold blood treatin' you?

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>>7179620
Contains most of my favorites

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>>7190090
It makes tight hugs so much more inviting to me.

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>>7188341
>top secret facility
Sounds like my kind of place, I'll pass on the message and see if I can come help you out buddy. Assuming you even see this post.

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>>7190114
Was that a constriction joke? Even if it wasn't I'm not gonna be great for hugs I'm freezin' my gems off watchin' these two ghosts go at it.

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>>7190152
Hm, a pity.
What makes you wish to stay at such a frigid place then?
Don't you have the means to travel?

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>>7190173
Well there ain't a lot of Sableye in Sinnoh so I'm thinkin' its gotta be FULL of gems! Apparently they got a huuuuuge underground system but I have yet to figure out how the hell to get down there.
I'm probably just gonna hitch a boat somewhere else if this don't pay out. And maybe snag myself some human equipment.

>>7190127
don't risk it, I barely made it out of there alive, I wasn't able to find out what they are up to either, just that they are apparently working on something really big there

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>>7190256
I was only worried about you being help captive man, if you're good then I won't waste my time making my way over there.

>>7190216
I could make my way over and help you out if you want though, since Arbok guy no longer seems to be in too much danger.

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>>7190293
I mean if ya wanna. I'm in Celestic Town watchin' these ghosties go at it. And, y'know maybe gonna snag some stuff.
You good with cold? It's pretty fuckin' cold up here.

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>>7190216
Crafty.
I admire that.
Don't turn back now your so close to your prize.
Try looking for space heaters if blankets fail.

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>>7190336
I might as well, as nice as it is to chill on the beach at Slateport if I wanted to just chill I would've stayed in Orre.
I'm not too bothered by the cold, unless it's blizzards and snow cold. If it's that cold I might have to bring something to keep me warm.

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>>7190355
Sinnoh people ain't as smart as Hoenn people. I mean these people left their door unlocked. Who does that? Weird, they must have their doorknobs lower or something.
>>7190392
I haven't been too far north but I hear there's lots of blizzards up there. Bring something if ya want, it's all acquire on site for me.

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>>7190408
Ugh, blizzards. There are times I wish I were an Alolan Sandslash. Those guys love the snow and ice.
I mean I'll probably be fine, just don't expect me to fight anything while we're there.

>>7190408
>Weird, they must have their doorknobs lower or something.
you sure you arent getting taller famalam?

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>>7189995
Certainly.
Will we be heading forth with a destination in mind?

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>>7190478
Not a problem. I've been kickin' enough Bidoof butt for two people.
>>7190504
I don't think so?

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>>7190524
I think it would be nice to just be together, hm? Perhaps to Spear Pillar? Any time spent with you is worth it.

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>>7190540
Cool. Just hopped on a boat on it's way to Sinnoh, shouldn't be long until I get there.
Maybe I'll even get to meet up with Giratina while I'm there, he said he'd be up for hanging out if I'm ever in Sinnoh while he's around.

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>>7190524
Be sure to go as far away from my destination.
Last thing I wanna see once I get my work done is seeing you two staring in each others eyes like lovesick junkies.
Your not even worthy enough to get puked on by me.

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>>7190632
Sweet man I'll be waitin' fo ya. Oh crap the lovebirds are on their way. I GOTTA see this.

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>>7190602
Do Dialga and Palkia not live at Spear Pillar?
Or am I being introduced to your family?
>>7190633
I do hope you enjoy the curse I give you.

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>>7190689
Ah bloo bloo I'm so scared.
Come find me sucker, I'm hanging around in a plasma base right now.
Lets see if your prowess are as big as your mouth.

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>>7190689
Ah, yes. I would like you to introduce you to my family. A-and, it's a very amazing spot. You can see all of Sinnoh from it.

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>>7190689
Scared?
You should be.
I'm waiting for your "curse"
Or were you too busy sucking off your >>7190800 boyfriend.

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STAR JOURNAL UPDATE 2248
THE LEGEND BALL PRODUCTION IS GOING AMAZINGLY
WITH EVERY LEGENDARY AT MY DISPOSAL
WORLD DOMINATION
WILL BE
VERY
VERY
INTERESTING

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>>7190900
You should accept his curse. My retaliation to your insults will not be as kind.

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>>7190922
Oh nooo here comes hottopic, what are you gonna do to me?
Put black lipstick on me?
Show me your cutmarks?

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>>7190939
I'm mulling it over. A life of nightmares would be fun. Hm, maybe I should alert Team Plasma to your position?

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HOLD ON A MOMENT
MY "SERVANT BEING FLIRTED WITH BY A SHADOW" SENSE IS GOING OFF
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

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>>7190900
Impatient, are you not?
I was gathering the materials.
>several baneful plants are burned in a fire along with ghost berries and a snake tongue
With this curse you will forever bite your tongue;
Plagued forever with the taste of dung
>the smoke forms into a serpentine shape which shrieks and bites off its tongue before vanishing

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>>7190970
Yeah like they are going to take the absolute edgemon serious.
They would just try to catch you.
Do come closer, I could give you an extra tight hug.

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>>7190990
Hm. It seems as my boy- My, f-friend has already given you a fitting punishment.
A life of the taste of feces and biting your tongue is good for you.
And take the curse's meaning and bite your tongue on your next petty insult.

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>>7190800
I will not force a calm facade - I worry over their approval.
>>7190980
I do recall you turning me down. I merely found someone better, willing to see eye to eye as equals.

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>>7190988
>>7190990
>>7191021
IS THIS A THREE WAY?
AND I AM NOT INCLUDED?
WE ARE IN A RECTANGLE OF LOVE AT THIS POINT TWO OF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DIE
>>7191034
SERVITUDE IS NON-NEGOTIABLE I CANT BELIEVE YOU HAVE LEFT ME FOR NOT ONLY A SERPENT
BUT A SHADOW

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>>7190990
Gah fuck.
Well I guess this is what i'l get trying to destroy a base by taunting legendaries.
I'l take my leave for now.
After i've blown this base sky high.

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>>7191034
All will be fine, do not worry. I know that they will approve of you. Keep your wits about you.
>>7191043
Excuse me?

Fuschiafag here.
My Pokemon-abusing bitch sister "Charmless" wants to "meet to talk about my irrational behavior". Her and three to five of her washout ex-trainer friends, who have been egging her on via TrainerBook.
I'm not sure whether to call the cops, skip town, or Shuckle up at home and hope she's not crazy enough to pull a home invasion over this shit.

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>>7191043
Ew no, you leave a bad enough taste in my mouth as that curse did.
Take a hike nerd.

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>>7191083
Orrefag here. You need me to come over there again, dude? Five badges is gonna send some kinda message.

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>>7191094
WAIT WAIT HERES SOMETHING FUNNY
OOPS I TRIGGERED THE ALARM
IN YOUR PLASMA BASE
THAT YOU ARE INFILTRATING
OOOH AND IVE TELEPORTED OUT
HOW STRANGE

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>>7191043
Serpent....?
No. A snake was involved at no point.
Darkrai is currently my partner.
>>7191083
Would you wish a curse upon her?

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>>7191125
Pshh, all was already taken care off.
Already gone.
Just give it 2 minutes and I got the best distraction.

>>7191083
That depends, how far out are you? I don't want to pull you off the Indigo Plateau or anything.

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>>7191137
YOUVE PICKED A PARTNERSHIP WITH THE SHADOW OVER ME
I SUPPOSE I COULD
SHED SOME LIGHT ON HIM
HOLD ON THAT WAS BAD
LIGHT UP THE NIGHT?
SHED SOME LIGHT INTO THIS SHADOW
I AM GOING TO SHOOT HIM WITH A LASER
>>7191154
OH A SHAME
THEN SAY HELLO TO MY OLD FRIEND
RED EXPLOSIVE BARRELS

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>>7191167
Alright I'l humor your nerdrage.
What's my escape route, sewers or my backup getting me out with a car?

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>>7191167
I hope you can actually hit me. You weren't doing so hot last time.
Oh, oh. Your shots were out of this world.
>>7191137
Anyway, would you like to get on with this?

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>>7191189
HOW ABOUT THIS
I PUT AN EXPLOSIVE RED BARREL INTO EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY IN A TWENTY FIVE MILE RADIUS
HOW IS THAT
>>7191202
SHUT YOUR NON EXISTENT MOUTH SHADOW I AM BETTER THAN YOU
NOW RELEASE MY SERVANT FROM YOUR CLUTCHES
OR I WILL
LIGHT YOU UP

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>>7191167
A strange language you must have if my suggestion of a partnership translates to servitude.
I would suggest polyamory, but I doubt either of you are up for up.
>>7191202
Certainly. Onward to Spear Pillar.
>>7191237
>A bundle of poison ivy and pepper are burnt over a black candle
Every time this vile woman approaches,
Tingle she shall as if crawling with roaches,
Itch she shall as if wearing wool,
I now curse this barbaric fool

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>>7191252
Good luck getting that close and in that mass with team plasma scrambling around cause their base just exploded.
Getting further and further with the second here.

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>>7191252
Are you afraid of me? Boo.
Would you like to know if I have a mouth?
>>7191303
You coming into my life has certainly made it more interesting. Hahaha. Thank you.

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>>7191303
>>7191322
>>7191368
YOU WILL ALL REGRET YOUR INSOLENCE
ALSO DO LEARN TO COUNT TO THREE IN SPANISH
UNO
DOS
TRES
HAHAHAHAHA
THAT IS HOW MANY I AM ADDING TO MY PARTY

>>7191303
Fushiafag here, I owe you a huge favor. She broke out scratching as soon as she reached my street and went home. Thank you so, so much, from me and from Vapey.

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>>7191405
You're bluffing, Zapdos is already in somebody else's team.

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>>7191405
Yeah whatever wierdo, your not worth my time.
>>7191303
>>7191368
You two go have fun.
I got things that need doing.

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>>7191483
A CONCEPT
ME
STEALING THE PLANS OF THE SNAG MACHINE FROM TEAM PLASMA
ANOTHER CONCEPT
ME
ADDING IT INTO MY ARM
OH MY THESE CONCEPTS ARE ALL COMING TOGETHER
>>7191504
YOU SMELL

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>>7191593
Most of these words translated poorly. However, I wonder if it would not leave a greater impression attached to a staff?
>>7191368
I am glad I could bring joy in some form to you.

I don't know what's worse, the ongoing love story between "the personalization of edge in a slash"fic and "yaoi hands: the pokemon" or the alien fucking shit stirring up problems again.

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>>7191679
I do hope Dialga doesn't burn us too much... A-and you bring me much joy. Your presence is joy enough.
>>7191688
H-his hands are very large... I really enjoy holding them.

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>>7191593
You're calling them 'concepts', so I'm guessing you can't build that stuff, get complete plans, or take on Red head-on. So, yeah, I'm not worried about concepts.

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>>7191593
Y'know, I'd really appreciate it if you stopped being a bitch and just destroyed every last trace of the fucking snag machine.

I know it's almost definitely not going to happen, I just thought it'd be nice to have you consider it.

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>>7191679
I THINK I HAVE A TRANSLATOR THAT WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND ME
>He fiddles with the device on his arm.
ME COMPRENEZ-VOUS?
>>7191778
HAHAHAHA
YES CONTINUE TO DOUBT ME
YOU WILL BE
VERY
VERY
MISTAKEN
>>7191789
Va te faire foutre bébé de sable!

>>7191789
That machine may be useful some day. Maybe that day is now.

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>>7191826
Do you have any idea of what your doing?

>>7191688
(I ain't even mad, you gave me a giggle m8)
I do not understand some of these words, but my hands are quite useful.
>>7191734
Shall worst come to pass I have poultices for burns
>>7191826
ic pro sârgian nâteshwôn forcunnian?

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>>7191916
(Forgot my pic)

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>>7191789
did you finish your sandcastle?

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>>7191826
Thanks for the offer but I'd rather not.

>>7191885
Assuming that Wes guy is even around that is, as far as I know he's the only one with a working snag machine these days.
Also this whole thing wouldn't even be as much of a problem if snag technology didn't exist.

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>>7191898
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DOING EITHER?
>>7191916
CRAP
UH
BUENOS DIAS?
¿Entiendes esta lengua?
DONDE ESTA EL CREDITOS? Azúcar?
>>7192012
WELL SCREW YOU

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>>7191916
I don't think any poultice can clean the burns Dialga deals.
>He nuzzles up to the other jut a bit.
Th-this is good.

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>>7192047
Yes.
I know exactly what I am doing.
You on the other hand seem to be struggling.
So, do you even know what your doing?

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>>7192006
Yeah it's finished, it was kind of funny building it because there was a sandcastle building contest going on at the same time.
The best part was when they tried to make me the winner even though I wasn't competing.

I let the humans at Slateport look after it, they apparently have plans to add in heating, lighting, electricity and stuff so that people can actually live there.

>>7192047
If I were strong enough I would fucking shred you. You are several times worse than Snagem or Cipher ever was.

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>>7192047
wôhlic.
>>7192085
They are severe?
>Gadreel pulls Darkrai in close for a half hug

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>>7192092
I AM BUILDING MYSELF A TEAM TO FIGHT YOU WITH
>>7192151
HEY DO YOU WANT TO BE PART OF MY TEAM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>7192166
GAH I TIRE OF YOU
MY TRANSLATOR FAILS ON YOUR DECREPIT LANGUAGE
LIKE YOU
DECREPIT

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>>7192220
Yeah cause that worked out soooooo well last time.
Just stop trying to blow up this ship, it would only bring havok to the world.

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>>7192220
Are you not many millennia older than I?
By all means you are the decrepit one.

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>>7192166
They are severe but they do not damage the body. Only the mind.
>He wraps his other arm around the other.
>>7192220
Leave.
>Dark Void.

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>>7192253
>>7192264
LIS-
>>7192284
>Asleep

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>>7192151
If this guy goes down fighting us, I'm personally making sure he can't come back for another round.

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>>7192325
>Nightmare.

>>7192012
And the solution for this problem is correct and precise use of more snag technology.
I wonder if Aether are interested in it

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>>7192284
Hmph. I understand. Injuries of the spirit are harder to heal with magic.

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>>7192284
Thank you so much for that.

>>7192370
You'd be doing the world a favour. Frankly it's not even him I'm so pissed about, I'd even take just the snag machine shit he apparently has being destroyed.
The world would be a better place without that technology.

>>7192443
>more snag tech
I strongly disagree.
>I wonder if Aether are interested in it
Almost definitely.

>>7192443
>Aether
>With Snag tech
I've talked with an ex-Aether guy, and they're about as trustworthy with that tech as Plasma and Cipher. Maybe even less so.

>>7192535
That technology is invaluable from a defense standpoint. The IP could put it to a good use in dealing with criminal and rogue pokemons.

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>>7192284
>>7192406
oooooooooo

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>>7192465
Hm. I bet you've had enough experience to know just about anything?
I'd like to do some magic with you sometime. It sounds rather quaint.
>>7192535
It isn't anything I wouldn't have done on my own.
>>7192595
Hello again, young one.

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>>7192535
Don't worry. He goes down with that in hand, I'm making sure to spread whatever's left over three different regions and/or open ocean. Just in case.

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>>7192608
man i wish i could use dark void!

my hypnosis never hits....

>>7192575
It's too dangerous from a proliferation standpoint and requires the targets be at least on the same magnitude of force. Case in point, the Kalos incident - even with Snag tech, you'd need to be able to close the gap and soften your target for it to work reliably.

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>decide to check this while teaching my GF to use a hoverboard
>The Ayy Lmao wants to fight us again

Darkrai wake him up, Palkia get him over here I am fucking PISSED right now due to other things that happened today and I need a target to vent on. Please, let me kill this asshole with my claws, please please.

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>>7192658
Keep practicing, young one. You will be me soon enough.
>>7192697
Fine then.
>Awakeifies the ayy.

>>7192696
The only part of it that would be sensitive are the encryption breaking algorithms, everything else is derived from pokeballs.

>>7192697
At least you don't have to care anymore about that whole stealing the S.S. Anne shebang.

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>>7192608
>he chuckles softly
Most things within the realm of magic.
It is simple enough, once you learn the basics. I would certainly be willing to teach you.
>>7192658
Would you wish for a charm upon yourself to hit more often?

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>>7192790
I do practice a lot....

>>7192850
what do you mean by "charm"? what's the catch? how many bidoofs do I have to sacrifice?

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>>7192790
Ahem, like me is what I meant. I suppose if I am to die you could always replace me though.
Hahaha, many have tried to kill me though.
>>7192850
I think it would be really fun! Dialga may know a few that you do not. Maybe some... Ancient love spells?
>He laughs a little.
>>7192903
I did not get this strong in a few years. You have to be willing to miss and be willing to take a hit. But a good charm will always help.

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>>7192325
Hey you.

Come get us, I want to stab you in the face.

>>7179620
Holy fuck, the autism.
I'm glad you keep it here and not on /vp/.

>>7193060
(shhh just let it happen)

>>7193060
(>/vp/)
(>not autism)
(wew lad)

>>7193060
honestly this thread is the most fun I have had in Years

>>7193060
Maybe, but it's fun.

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>>7193060
you are a fucking faggot.

>>7193060
Embrace the autism, drink it all and become... something

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OH!!!!!
SEE I HAVE SEEN THE
STRUCTURAL WEAKNESS
IN YOUR SHIP
IT IS THIS STUPID REACTOR
AND NOW I WILL SHOOT IT
>HYPER BEAM

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GREETINGS PATHETIC PENCILS
I HAVE COME TO SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL MAN IS MADE OF
MARVEL AT THE BEAUTY OF PURE MUSCLES

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>>7193304
w-wow.....

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>>7193282
you need to get inside fist.
are you so scared that you can't even bring yourelf to come in here and fight us.
what a coward

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>>7193265
Hey, bro, don't lump respectable dick-touchers in with slime like that guy.
I think "cockmongler" would work better, back in my old neighborhood it meant somebody who chews up dicks bloody while, like, trying to suck 'em.

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>>7193282
the fuck you will
>Palkia teleports ayylmao and his team up to the deck

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>>7193304
I ENJOY MEN NOW
>>7193343
>>7193360
HEY HEY HOLD ON THIS IS CHEATING
YOU CANT HAVE A SHIELD
>USES CHARGE BEAM

(>one of the buildings in my captcha said couch tard)
(>fucking kek)

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>>7193324
JUST GAZE UPON THE BEAUTY OF PURE MIGHT
IS IT NOT PERFECTION

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>>7193360
Our ex-Aether guy's dead, let's do this.
Azoth, go!
> Outlaw Salaryman sent out Type:Null!
X-Scissor this clown!

>>7193414
>>7193414
Do they call you UB-02 Absorption because you suck dicks dry lmao

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>The Zangoose bursts out onto the deck, a Lucario following close behind on her own hoverboard, abit unsteadily

>The Zangoose has a huge grin on his face, tapping something into his dex

HEY FUCKFACE, READY FOR ROUND TWO ARE WE!?

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>>7193407
bulldoze
how's this you idiot?

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>>7193407
Round two, bro.
>Raichu used Thunderbolt!

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>>7193407
>Uses X-Scissor!

>>7193440
Damn, I will toast for the ex-Aether guy tonight. May he live on as a cool ghost like golett and not an uncool ghost misdreavus.

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>>7192903
None. Only in spirit work are remains needed. All you will need is something upon which the enchantment shall be placed.
>>7192962
Oh, I know several ancient love spells. I have yet to be comfortable using them - nine love potions sit upon a shelf.
Are you wishing to try one?

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>>7193440
>>7193478
>>7193480
>>7193492
I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE YOUR SHIELDS
I REALLY JUICED MY SHIELDS UP THIS TIME
HAHAHA
>TOSSES OUT MOLTRES
>FLAMETHROWER

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>>7193531
nice miss dome head
>Hydro Pump

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>>7193531
>31
>Dive for cover, not get rekt
Nice try, bitch. Use Iron Head, Azoth!

>>7193455
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>7193407
I ACCEPT YOUR PRAISE LITTLE INSECT

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>>7193529
Ah. I don't c-consider myself well versed in potions. Could you explain what they do?

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>>7193304
Hey you look kind of strong!

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>>7193531
A Fire-type? Great choice, dumbass.
>Alolan Raichu used Surf!

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>>7193575
>>7193531
Grraf!
>Iron Head!

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>>7193531
what you'll use that burned chicken?
poison jab

>>7193577
That only female mosquitos need to suck blood, Suckswhole

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>>7193531
>The Zangoose stares at the firey bird, his face blank

You have a fire type now.

...Fuck.

>He decides to slide backwards, throwing a Focus Blast from range!

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>>7193414
how did you get so BIG?

>>7193529
hmmm.... would a moon stone work? thats like the only thing i have at the moment...

>>7193584
MY MUSCLES ARE THE STRONGEST
THEY ARE PERFECTION UNLIKE YOURS WHICH ARE SPAGHETTI BY COMPARISON

>>7193605
Alola Raichu can't learn Surf, you should know.

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>>7193545
>>7193575
>>7193605
>>7193606
>>7193610
QUIT MISSING!
LETS TURN UP THE HEAT
>FIRE BLAST

>>7193656
(There was an event pikachu way back that knew Surf, so it's possible, if EXTREMELY rare and kinda sueish to have it, but it's not impossible)

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>>7193682
ha, quad resist bitch
>HYDRO PUMP

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>>7193646
Less chat, more fight!
Azoth, Crush Claw on Moltres!

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>>7193682
Hey asshole, forget someone!?

>Focus Blast

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>>7193646
A COMBINATION OF DEDICATION HIGH TEST
JUST LOOK AT THE POWER OF MY MANLY MIGHT
>>7193703
>>7193682
>>7193645
>>7193719
>>7193610
>>7193733
>EARTHQUAKE

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>>7193719
>>7193682
>Crush Claw!