ITT: Pokémon are real Who's your favorite Pokedestined?

>>7164945
What do you mean?

>>7165150
(It's what the in game protagonist are referred to as in these threads, since in an RP sense it wouldn't make much sense for the people living in the world to call them protagonist)

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the danger Danger noodle pokemon are best pokemon in this order
Arbok>serperior>Seviper>Dragonair>Rayquaza>Onix

>>7164945
>>7165171
Kids that got extremely lucky and will probably end homeless in a few years, when their fame runs out.

>>7165232
Do you consider Giratina and Milotic to be danger noodles?

>>7165321
Milotic yes, Giratino not quite due to having legs when not in his own world

What's it like being a pokémon?

>>7166266
it depends on the pokemon
like if it is something that lacks opposable thumbs then it would get quite annoying

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>tfw no one to talk to
At least I have my box fort,no one else is allowed in, especially gross girls

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>>7166266
Depends, for me at least it's been a very, very mixed situation, on the one hand, I'm a badass, on the other, I'm only four feet tall. I'm the captain of this boat, but Palkia tortures me with pranks every day.
I've got an amazing girlfriend, but I'm terrified of getting her pregnant.
Send help my life is a roller coaster of madness and I'm starting to want off the ride.

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>>7167354
Hey snake what's your deal?

>>7168119
Doesn't sound half bad.

>>7168438
Hey Sable

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>>7168893
Hey, jerk. How are ya?

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>>7168892
Forgot to mention the constant fighting for my life and the fact that I can't visit home with the IP breathing down my neck.

Also the fact that my crew is fucking insane and is driving me along the same path.

WHY WOULD YOU PAINT THE WALLS WITH PORN
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Did I get up too early or something?

>>7169232
You got up just in time to see the zangoose have a midlife crisis in reverse.

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>>7169251
Dunno about you but that guy's had like eight successive midlife crises.

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>>7168438
I am a sneaky snake
I hide in boxes and infiltrate places

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>>7169290
You lookin' to infiltrate anywhere specific? You seem like you need an info guy.

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>>7169319
no, usually I am sent to locations to gather the info about them
(also plz noone pick on my shitty paint drawing, I don't have much arbok pictures and I doodles it in paint earlier due to boredom)

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>>7169354
Crap. What about a weapons guy?

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>>7169388
I will let you know if that I ever need one in the future

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>>7169449
Alright.
Also, tip: If you need images search your character up on dA or furaffinity if you're feelin' brave.

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>>7169388
Weapons guy, info guy.
Just what are you up to Sableye?

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>>7169578
Man I'm bored. I hitched a boat to Sinnoh and this place is cold as hell and really boring.
I need something to dooooooooo. I'm thinkin' of goin' to that cave Giratina chills in.

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>>7169602
you mean gigi's "love cave"?
lol senpai i wouldn't do it

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>>7170072
Love cave, eh? Sounds good to me, gotta be some good gems in there.
Last thing I heard adoption shelters were running out of Growlithes because of you.

>>7170072
That nickname's downright embarrassing.

>>7170104
And multiple toy stores across three or four regions saw their stock of lucario plushies suddenly disappear.

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>>7170156
Yuck. I didn't know Palkia was a plushophile.
You're a funny dude.

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>>7170104
I like dogs lol
nothing to be embarrassed about
and that isnt why i call it the love cave
>>7170156
the nickname is new
im calling it that because thats where gigi told his lover to show up to show him a 'good time' ;^)

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>>7170181
they weren't for me
filled a guys room with Lucario plushes after he tried to bring home a Lucario gf

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>>7170190
>>7170207
Gotcha waste 'a space. You really space your posts out, huh?
I need more space related jokes.

>>7170190
https://youtu.be/u1foUBACQ-4

>>7170207
And also a salazzle harem worth of pheromones.

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>>7170240
(The real reason there's no space between those two posts is because lag didn't show me the last one until I had already made my post)
lol gigi bullies me all the time, dont think youll be able to keep up with his wicked burns
>>7170276
the pheromones were also for trolling

>>7170401
Where did you get all those pheromones, anyway

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>>7170522
goodra incenses and salazzle incenses
lmao thats why theyre so hard to clear

>>7170676
Given the result that stuff could be almost considered a biological weapon. Hell, I'm pretty sure a government somewhere has stored liters of that or something similar in case of riots or war.

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What the hell is everyone doing?

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>>7170842
nah, the incenses are supes diluted for safe aphrodisiac use
i didnt put enough in there for it to be dangerous
aint really trolling if peeps are permanently damaged :^P

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>>7170906
Chilling a bit really.
Lets call it, getting some creativity.

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>>7171057
Seriously? I'm freezin' my ears off in this shithole.
So when's your date with Dorkrai?

>>7170906
Trying to chill.
>>7170842
Don't give them any ideas, bro.
>>7169578
I wanna know, too. I know, like, a guy or two who could use a hookup. Especially if you can get something really, really specific and weird.
>>7169079
Hey, me and two of the new guys might be the sanest people here. If you need to talk, just ask, bro. We're in the same boat as far as not being able to go home is concerned.

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>>7171106
Date?
I was just going to paint with the guy, create some new style of art.
Dunno how he feels really, but he seems like a cool mon.
>>7171115
How wierd were talking?

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>>7170276
oh, 'gigi' is supposed to be embarrassing
im pretty sure hell punch me in the face with his non existent arms if he ever hears me say it
>>7170906
trolling, turning people inside out, making amphibious air-water boats

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>>7171115
I'm chillin' plenty in Sinnoh.
>>7171153
He seems like he's got some repressed stuff goin' on.
>>7171172
Yeah I saw your boat shenanigans. Ya'll crazy.

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Hey, how're you guys doing?

>>7171115
>Trying to chill.
What's stopping you man?

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>>7171215
Pretty good dude. Arrived in Kanto a few days ago and I've gotten myself two badges. Apparently Red is going to be hell but that's if I make it to the champion.

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>>7170906
Hmph. Tending plants. Some fell over due to recent tremors.
>>7171215
Alright, despite dead.

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>>7171190
Repressed stuff?
Like trauma's or something?
Maybe I could help him with that, I'm a good listener, but that would really depend on if he wants to talk about it or trusts me enough with it.

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>>7171252
Cool, you going for the gyms in any particular order or are you just doing them as you travel around?
Also good luck with beating the champ, sounds like it'd be super tough.

>>7171272
You sound like you're having a pretty chill time nonetheless.

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>>7171272
How's the afterlife? Are you a gardener or something?
>>7171331
Nah I'm just doing it as I go. Uh, are you supposed to do them in a certain order? I've beaten Koga and Sabrina so far.

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>>7169578
One of our new friends could use some medical equipment that we don't have, bro. The jury-rig that got pulled off isn't a great permanent solution, so, like, a medical-grade valve would be amazing to get.
Oh, and one of our new friends could use some, like, concealable self-defense stuff, his current stuff is basically a giant name-tag.
>>7171215
Nothing anymore, but I was right over by an un-soundproofed wall I kinda wish was.

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>>7171355
It's alright. Trainers always walk through my garden trying to get to my hovel. Belladonna isn't a friendly plant.
>>7171331
I suppose. Could be better. Especially if people didn't walk through my garden.

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>>7171357
Yeah we still need to look for something of a scientist or a surgeon.
We got enough injuries and potions can only do so much.
>>7171410
What do you all grow there buddy?

>>7170907
I wouldn't consider safe a mix of a slime used in industrial strength adhesives and pheromones from a pokemon whose most common trainer tip is "run if a gasmask is not available".

>>7171115
Giving ideas to who, the IP or Palkia?

>>7171172
Play the entire discography in his general direction and see if he gets it.

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>>7171355
I assume there's some kind of order for it so that maybe new trainers don't get absolutely crushed in their first gym battle, but then each gym from there gets progressively harder.
I dunno, I guess them all being about as hard as each other and there being no order to them makes just as much sense.

>>7171357
Hate it when that happens, luckily I can just dig underground and chill there if I really want some peace and quiet.

>>7171410
Gardening seems like something I'd want to try, but at the same time it might be really stressful because my claws.

>>7171410
Would you a coffin?

>>7171441
>I assume there's some kind of order for it so that maybe new trainers don't get absolutely crushed in their first gym battle, but then each gym from there gets progressively harder.
>I dunno, I guess them all being about as hard as each other and there being no order to them makes just as much sense.

Gym leaders have multiple teams that they can bring out, scaling with how many badges a challenger shows.

>>7171441
Leaders usually have a very large selection of trained pokemons of all levels so to battle challenging trainers at an appropriate level according to how many badges they have earned.

>>7171417
Both, bro, and don't forget Aether.
>>7171410
Maybe a fence might help?
>>7171441
Usually Sabrina and Koga are the fifth and sixth, if I remember right, bro.

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>>7171410
Huh, well I hope you have a good time? If you ever want anyone to keep your place safe I'm for hire.
>>7171441
Yeah I think they have different teams. They seemed kind weak, honestly.

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Hello friends! How is everyone today?

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>>7171414
Lots of things. Herbs are inside, poisonous plants outside: Hellebore 'Onyx Oddysey', Belladonna, Hemlock, Datura, Foxglove, Henbane, Elder Berry...
>>7171441
Try cacti.
>>7171445
Maybe.
>>7171496
>>7171508
Not necessary. Several rows of Belladonna are my fence. The bodies make good fertilizer.
>>7171550
Alright. Garden tending.

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>>7171472
>>7171488
>>7171496
>>7171508
The consensus seems to be that they have different teams, interesting.
Thanks for the info guys, not that it's really useful to me. I don't think I'd be able to take on even one of the gym leaders on my own.

>>7171550
Pretty good, what about you dude?

>>7171573
I'll give it a try sometime.

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IT HAS BEEN A WHILE INFERIOR CREATURES
I HAVE MADE GREAT LEAPS IN MY STUDIES OF HUMANS AND THEIR CAPTURE TECHNOLOGY
I HAVE EVEN SYNTHESIZED MYSELF A "LEGEND BALL"

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>>7171698
lol come find me bitch ;^)

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>>7171739
I HAVE SUPERIOR PRIORITIES
LIKE CAPTURING KYUREM AS TO STOP TEAM PLASMA AND FOR MY OWN GAIN

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>>7171821
... do I know you?

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>>7171849
JUST BECAUSE HUMANS SEEM TO DRAW US TOGETHER A LOT DOESNT MEANT ANYTHING
ACTUALLY MAYBE IT MEANS SOMETHING
BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT

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>>7171867
It is a suggested partnership. Popular ones are more likely to succeed.

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>>7171901
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN A PARTNERSHIP THEN I AM ALWAYS "DOWN"
BUT FOR NOW I HAVE AN OBJECTIVE
AND POST THE LARGE VERSION NEXT TIME FOOL

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>>7171925
If you find time meet me at my shack.
As for image size...
Did you mean like this?

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>>7171901
>It is a suggested partnership. Popular ones are more likely to succeed.
>decide to see if there's anything like that with Sandslashes
>find this

Humans are weird man.

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>>7172003
FANTASTIC
THAT'S JUST THE LEVEL OF SARCASM I AM LOOKING FOR IN A SERVANT
NOW CEASE PESTERING ME I AM ABOUT TO "CATCH" KYUREM

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>>7172005
Oh, they weren't so bad 900 years ago.
Certainly more superstitious.
>>7172018
Servant...? I'm not sure you know what partnership means.
You definitely wouldn't be above me. I have 900 years of wisdom about this planet over you.
How about equals?

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>>7172005
Hey man, woah, no offense, but I'm already in a relationship. Had to carry her to the medbay too.

Fire types are the worst.

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>>7172005
HUMANS ARE VERY STRANGE
>>7172075
FOR EVERY HUNDRED YEARS OF EXPERIENCE I HAVE A MILLION EONS STUDYING PLANETS
I WILL CONSIDER YOUR RESUME BUT I CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING
YOU ARE GOING TO "TRICK" ME ARE YOU NOT?
I HAVE COMPLETED MY FIRST MISSION OF "CAPTURING" KYUREM
YOUR PLASMA SITUATION IS FINISHED

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>>7172132
Why?
All humans have done is tread on my garden.

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>>7172075
Most of the ones I know seem alright. And you've been around for over 900 years? You must have some pretty cool stories.

>>7172081
None taken, I didn't mean to give that kind of impression.

>>7172132
Plenty of strange 'mons too though I guess.
Also >FOR EVERY HUNDRED YEARS OF EXPERIENCE I HAVE A MILLION EONS STUDYING PLANETS
That's pretty fucking cool.

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>>7172081
Y O U S U C K
L E A R N T O I M A G E
>>7172182
I HAVE KYRUEM NOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>7172197
THANK YOU
IF YOU EVER WONDER "AM I ALONE IN THIS UNIVERSE"
YOU ARE NOT

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>>7172221
Okay, that's, like, kinda scary. What's step two?
>>7172182
The fence I suggested earlier is so, like, they know not to do that. The're's more clueless ones then mean ones.

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>>7172221
heh kyruem is easy to deal with
there is no problem there

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>>7172269
THE NEXT PART IN MY MASTER PLAN?
CRASHING YOUR BOAT

WITH NO SURVIVORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7172309
YES I AM COMING AFTER YOUR BOAT PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES

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>>7172343
...at least it's not a fire type.

Come and get us, asshole.

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>>7172197
Certainly. Any you wish to hear?
>>7172221
Congratulations.
>>7172269
I have a sign. It reads
>of dêaðwyrd welgelîcwirðe cypren ðâs ðêah tillan wægn tûn
It is fairly clear in its meaning.

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>>7172343
The fuck did we do to you, bro?

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>>7172368
I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TO ACCEPT SO QUICKLY
DO HOLD ON I AM MAKING A FEW EXTRA STOPS
HOW MANY POKEMON CAN COME TO A BATTLE?
>>7172412
NOTHING I HAVE A POINT TO PROVE
A POINT TO PROBE IS A VERY TERRIBLE MISTAKE I NEARLY TYPED

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>>7172343
You can fuckin' try.
I'll make good on my purr-omise to hit you with my dick.
I'd say I'll fuck ya right in the asshole, but I'm already committed to Giratina.

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>>7172221
>I HAVE KYRUEM NOW
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aaaaand there goes any respect I had for you.
Holding anything captive against it's will isn't cool at all man.
Neither is this >>7172343

>>7172388
I dunno man, got any favourite tales?

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>>7172428
Just ya fuckin' wait fur my date to be ov-fur ya damn ayylmao
We'll come rip ya a fuckin' new one

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>>7172412
Should we abandon ship?
I would like to avoid fighting.
>>7172424
Don't come near us, I don't want to hurt you.

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>>7172428
>>7172433
>>7172473
ARE TORNADUS THUNDURAS AND UH BILL
A GOOD COUNTER?
HAHAHAHA

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>>7172520
ONE TWO THREE FLOOR YA FUKKIN AYY LMAO, BRING IT ON!

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>>7172433
Around 400 years ago a walled town was invaded after a costly siege. The Marshal of the invaders planned to burn the town and execute all the officials. He was urged for mercy, and challenged any of the administrators to empty a pitcher given to him as a gift in a single drought. The mayor took the challenge and emptied the massive pitcher in a single drink, containing a gallon of wine, and so the town was saved.

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>>7172520
So, like, what's your fucking game? World domination? Money? Just blowing shit up?
Oh, and Bill shouldn't come with. Truuuust me.

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>>7172520
>the fucking genies
Come on then. I can't wait to grind them into the dirt for eighteen years of pranks.

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>>7172678
YES YES FOR MY FINAL TRICK
>>7172692
HUSH RAT I AM GOING TO KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
YOUR POSITION HAS BEEN FOOOOOOUND!
THERE IS ABOUT TO BE SOMETHING
VERY
VERY
RAD

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>>7172722
Please don't wreck our ship.
This is your second and final warning and it is for your own safety.

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>>7172520
>ARE TORNADUS THUNDURAS AND UH BILL A GOOD COUNTER?
>BILL
I feel like either a joke flew over my head or I'm missing some key information here.

>>7172685
Cool, thanks for sharing man. I think you and Dialga would be good buddies, he said he likes to record interesting stories too.

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>>7172722
lol bitch you trying to crash my ship
ill mcfuck you up man
that flying boat was hard to make

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>The Zangoose, Emrys, puts the intercom away after notifying the crew of the oncoming attack, standing in the bridge of the newly upgraded Lucifer, floating in the air over Kalos, with Cali, his old friend and Aegislash, learning to man the wheel while it hovered on autopilot

>The ships weaponry was intuitive to activate from both the bridge and manually, and he took his time learning the operations of it all, leaving the large main cannon untouched, best to leave that to Turtwig

>The Lucifer, modeled after the Plasma Frigate by Palkia himself, prepares for battle

>>7172809
This is getting silly.

>>7172817
It became silly quite fast and has been silly for a while now.

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>>7172722
If you don't win you are welcome to stay at my hut.
>>7172786
Perhaps. I have never spoken to him, but I may see what stories he has.

>>7172817
We passed "silly" ten threads ago. Just roll with it and ignore the thread during shit like this, come back later

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>>7172809
YOUR SHIP IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MINE
LASER! FIRE!!

>>7172722
"OOH IMMA FUKKEN AYYLMAO
I HAS YOUR GODS
IM GOIN NUKE YOU"
bitch you bluffing

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>>7172903
Aren't you just pointing to a flower there with some filter over the picture ... are you on instagram?

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>>7172933
PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS
DEATH RAY!

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>>7172817
Palkia literally decided to upgrade our ship into the plasma frigate as a favor/apology for trolling the shit out of us.

It has never not been silly when I look back.

A threat to my crew though? That's not silly, that's outright fucking stupid.

>>7172903
>The Zangoose can see the attack coming from a mile away, possibly literally. He has a defense prepared in the form of a single move: Protect

>He smiles as the blast washes over the invisible shield, provided by Lune, his other old friend, an Umbreon.

>He types something into a red device strapped to his right arm, a Pokedex, it's hooked into the ship's speakers, and broadcasts a message

IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT!?

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>>7172980
Uhh, what are you doing?
I'm standing on deck but I don't see you anywhere.
What kind of wierd round thing is that on your picture?

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>>7172903
Come closer and fite me bro :^)
>>7172933
I think he is, I didn't feel anything hit.

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>>7172980
>The Decidueye releases all of his Pokemon onto the ship deck
>The sun beats down harshly as the Ninetales emerges from the ball, and the fox fires its own Solar Beam back at the alien vessel

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>>7173008
>>7173039
>>7173057
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO UP THE ANTE?
KYUREM BLIZZARD ON THE SHIP PLEASE!
>>7173098
AND FOR YOU A LASER

>>7173008
Palkia will have to answer for the further raping of the S.S. Anne.

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>>7173119
I really don't want to use spacial rend or any other stupidly strong moves i've picked up this month.
Can you just go away?

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>>7173119
dude stop fucking with my ship you big headed fuck
>Palkia fires a Spacial Rend at Kyurem
>>7173127
my answer is fuck you :^)

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>>7173119
i'll take care of that dumb dragon

>>7173171
>>7173176
>>7173193
"CHILL OUT" DUDES
AND STOP HITTING MY POKEMON
BLIZZARD!

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>>7173119
Fuck. Ow.
Sorry, Kyu, have a Thunderbolt.

>>7173210
>The Ninetales and his trainer barely manage to dodge out of the way of the laser, the fox returning fire with a Fire Blast and the Decidueye returning a Toxic poisoned arrow

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>>7173210
>Crush Claw

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>>7173210
sorry to break it to ya but you dragon is just a brick for me
BRICK BREAK!

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>>7173210
Alright that's it.
>Spacial rend.
If you won't go away then we'l just have to beat you away.
(evens mean hit odds mean miss?)

I've said it before and I will say it again, Dragonite Ball was infinitely superior to Dragonite Ball Z and it's weird ass plot about flying ships, aliens and gods of space and time.

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>>7173210
>palkia teleports a short distance away from the blizzard
you mother fucker
>Spacial Rend
>>7173251
(I like this way of rolling, sorry about your miss though)

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>>7173234
TELL YOUR STUPID DOG TO DIE
ICE BEAM!
>>7173251
>>7173278
ICE BEAM AGAIN!!

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>stumbling on deck
Aw, man, no other dudes to hit. I found a parachute, somebody give me a fastball special for that ayy lmao.

>>7173306
Just float your way down, avoid any more silliness and hope the IP isn't waiting.

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>>7173303
That last one hit hard.
I hope this is over soon.
>Thousand waves.

Speaking of, this light show in the sky sure is attracting nosy onlookers.

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>>7173323
Hmm... Nah. This ship goes down, I can't get out of the blast zone in time.
>The guy swings his pipe around a bit, probably not doing much to a tough fuckin' Pokemon.

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>>7173303
ha
miss!
>Spacial Rend

>>7173354
Not with that attitude, fool!

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>>7173335
WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE HIT?
I AM RIGHT HERE
>>7173368
HEY! DON'T HIT MY LEGENDARY!
>ICE BEAM!

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>>7173303
(two hits for any one of us, four hits for Kyureem, three hits for the genies, one hit for you and Bill?)

>The Zangoose shows up on deck as a white/red dot, zooming right over the edge while riding on a long piece of metal, which keeps him aloft as he gets up close and personal with Kyureem, Shadowy claws aiming to rend into the ice legendary!

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I got hover shenanigans, that might get us far enough out one way, >>7173354, even though you're fuckin' heavy.
Let's do this shit.
>Alola-Raichu used Thunderbolt on Beheyeem while on approach!

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>>7173388
The ship is nuclear powered!
>>7173390
>Fire Blast from Ninetales
>Toxic from Decidueye

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>>7173390
>Oblivion wing.
(one more hit and this smeargle is ko)

>>7164945

Sun.

He's the first ever Pokemon champion if alola!

Alt: May.

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>>7173390
ow
you fuck
i really appreciate my water typing right now >:^(
>spacial rend

>>7173412
>The ship is nuclear powered!
And it is located exactly WHERE right now?

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>>7173391
MISS JERK!
>ICE BEAM
>>7173412
OKAY CUT THAT OUT!
>ICE BEAM
>>7173425
YOU CANT HIT FROM POINT BLANK HAHAHA
ICE BEAM!
>>7173433
MISSSSSSSSSSSSS
ICE BEAM!

>>7173439
.... above Kalos

>>7173439
Above Kalos.

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>>7173439
Above Kalos. With a psycho trying to blast it apart.

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>>7173454
Null another Crush Claw please.

>>7173458
>>7173463
Excellent fucking moment to be nowhere near Kalos, or even in the same hemisphere.

They will not enjoy getting blammed with a mass destruction weapon again.

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>>7173454
I'm done.
I'l just go lay down.
>K.O.

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>>7173454
FUUUUUCK
YOOOOOU
>Alola-Raichu used Thunderbolt!

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>>7173439
Kalos. After appearing out of fucking nowhere and blasting three or five IP planes out of the sky with a fuckhuge laser beam, or somehow crumpling them up into penis shaped flightless objects and letting them crash to the ground.

Palkia doesn't really like the IP.

>>7173454
>The Zangoose barely manages to hang on to his board as he's struck with frost, snow forming all over his body. He shivers, and goes in for another attack, letting the heat of battle warm him back up as he slashes with shadow claws again!

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>>7173454
>Ninetales is KO'd and replaced with Volcarona
>Volcarona used Fiery Blast
>Al used Spirit Shackle!

For all this silliness and what with literally fighting for your lives, I appreciate you all being willing to post in real time about the fight. Toasts will be raised for the soon to be departed.

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>>7173478
OW HEY!
OKAY KYUREM COME BACK
TORNADUS
HAMMER ARM!
>>7173500
HEY!!!
HAMMER ARM!
>>7173521
THATS A MISS JERK
HURRICANE!
>>7173533
TOO BAAD
HURRICANE!

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>>7173454
Hey, buddy. Boo.
>Swings for the fucking fences with a brass pipe.

>>7173540
(shit in meme arrows isn't supposed to be posts, or would you like us to just take it to discord and tell you the results afterwards?)

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>>7173454
how about you stop hitting my legendary???
>Spacial Rend

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>>7173547
Holy shit! That would've hurt
>Fiery Dance again
>Spirit Shackle again

>>7173562
(it's more funny to me this way)

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>>7173557
>>7173564
HEY! FUCK YOU!
HURRICANE
>>7173609
MISS!
AND A HAMMER ARM FOR YOU!

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>>7173633
nice miss bro!
take another spacial rend!

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w-whats habbening?

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>>7173633
And a Crush Claw for you!

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>>7173633
>More Fiery Dance
>More Spirit Shackle

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>>7173547
>>7173633
>You're not great in close quarters, are you?
>That's okay, my bro's got my back for that.
>Thunderbolt

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>>7173547
>Is fortunate enough to be able to ride the wind, rather than be taken out by it, using it as a boost for Close Combat!

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>>7173660
ALRIGHT THUNDURUS!
THUNDER!
>>7173675
>>7173682
>>7173686
>>7173691
OKAY OKAY I SEE WHEN IM OUTNUMBERED
>FLEE

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>>7173633
Boy, am I glad I have a parachute.
>Batter up!

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>>7173731
Hm... Are you taking up my offer?

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>>7173731
Take Down!

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>>7173661
Big fight, lots of powerful moves being thrown around. I'm kind of just watching and hoping I don't end up getting involved somehow.

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>>7173731
>The Zangoose ain't havin none of that shit, boosting forward to beat the shit out of the pokemon that dared to make him fight twice in the same day with Shadow Claw!

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>>7173731
Did you just fail at running away?
>Fiery Dance
>Spirit Shackle

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>>7173731
> tries to flee
> 1, no dubs
Fuck it, I've got enough juice for one last shot without falling
> Thunderbolt bithc

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>>7173731
how about a thunder? >:^)

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>>7173772
>>7173776
>>7173801
>>7173802
>>7173826
HEY! THIS IS CHEATING!
>TELEPORT

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>>7173844
Hmph, I'm not in the fight.
Are you going to stay at my hut or no?

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>>7173778
why are we fighting the ayy lmao?

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>>7173844
Well, shit. I guess we won for now.

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>>7173900
Because he wanted to destroy your ship. No fucking idea why, I guess he's just a prick.

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>>7173886
I DONT NEED TO "LAY LOW"
I NEED TO GET PARTS TO FIX MY DAMN SHIP
MAYBE IF THESE SUCKERS ARE ABLE TO PIERCE MY SHIELDS NEXT TIME

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>>7173970
Good luck, IP will be on your ass just as much as us after that little stunt :^)
>>7173950
He basically said as much.

>>7173937
Except for, you know, the onlookers, the Kalosian Air Force, that feeling that Arceus himself is going to come down and spank his kids for messing too much with mortals...

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>>7174003
I HAVE AWAYED TO MY OWN SECRET LOCATION
NEXT TIME I WILL NOT BE AS EASY ON YOU

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>>7174013
Okay, so the people trying to shoot us down didn't win. The debris looks to have hit remote areas from here, at least.

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>>7174013
DAD DOES NOT CARE WHAT WE DO AS LONG AS OUR JOBS ARE STILL DONE AND HIS PERSONAL PLANS ARE NOT INTERFERED WITH
IT IS LIKELY THAT HE, LIKE I, FOUND THE WHOLE THING AMUSING

>>7174149
Nevermind the debris, watch the news.

>>7174186
I doubt his plans include "risking to destroy a region because your sister felt like having a floating, crewed nuclear bomb"

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>>7174291
NO, BUT HIS PLANS ALSO DO NOT INCLUDE 'ANGRY ALIEN KIDNAPS HIS CHILDREN AND PROCEEDS TO DESTROY HIS CREATION', SO HE WILL LET IT SLIDE.

>Heading down to Celadon.
>News comes on.
>Big fucking fight in Kalos.
Holy shit.

>>7174341
You both combined have total mastery over space and time and a single alien not named Deoxys was enough to make you go fight or die?

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Oh I'm sorry Jubilife TV were you reporting on this? Too bad everyone fell asleep.

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I am quite excited to see this shit climax, wish I could be there fighting, but am smol.

>>7174370
I fucking swear. Mass-destruction-class powers fighting, five pilots presumed dead, one of the planes came down on a cabin which is being cleared now. Looks like the inhabitants weren't home, but they sure as fuck don't have one anymore.
Fuck regional command, we don't have this shit even remotely contained and saying otherwise isn't helping our credibility.

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>>7174291
Hoenn and Kalos were on fire for several days until Jirachi and Zygarde fixed them.

I'm fucking freezing, but this is FAR better than being burnt.

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>>7174417
DYING WAS NEVER A RISK FOR ME, NOR WAS IT FOR PALKIA. I AM FORBIDDEN FROM USING TIME TRAVEL TO CHANGE EVENTS, BUT IT IS LIKELY THAT PALKIA REFRAINED FROM MERELY ERASING THE ALIEN FROM EXISTENCE FOR THE SAFETY OF OUR BROTHERS IN HIS POSSESSION AND FOR THE SAFETY OF THE BOAT IN WHICH THE FIGHT TOOK PLACE.

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>>7174492
...Ship, actually, it's a full blown flying frigate now.

>>7174472
Well congrats S.S. Lucariobat crew and associated accomplices, if this doesn't force regions to form an united taskforce to specifically take you all down, nothing will. Congrats on becoming a worldwide threat to all life.

Fuschiafag here, this shit is insane. Is it even worth the cost to keep throwing shit at these people? They can't stay on that ship forever, can they?
Still, I'd sooner trust those pirate bastards than that weirdass alleged alien. Fuck that thing.

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I really despise how Jubilife TV reports things. They didn't even mention that you guys were being attacked. They made it out to be that you were firing on random citizens.

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>>7174550
THAT IS LAUGHABLE. THEY DIDN'T FORM A TASKFORCE FOR ANY OTHER WORLD WIDE THREATS - ULTRA BEASTS INCLUDED - SO I DOUBT THEY WILL RISE TO THE TASK THIS TIME.
>>7174540
CONGRATULATIONS.
>>7174580
YES, THAT IS A SHAME. I FIND THE TRUTH TO BE MORE AMUSING.
>>7174568
ACTUALLY, THEY CAN. A WISH FROM JIRACHI GAVE THE SHIP NEVER ENDING SUPPLIES.

>>7174580
>>7174435
hello Darkria, you do realise that your about as scary as a salazzle's breasts are large right?

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>>7174616
I thought it would be funny to run my own program, sir. What do you think?

>>7174550
Shit. Policefag here, I'm not even sure if a joint task force could bring that fucking thing down safely. Projected casualties are confidential, but rumors are that the number is fucking grim.

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>>7174640
Thanks. You're about as good at this as a Slazzle is at not being a slut.

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>>7174648
I WOULD SUPPORT YOUR DECISION TO RUN ONE, AS LONG AS IT IS NOT A SHOW SIMILAR TO 'DEBUNKING LEGENDARIES'

>>7174675
What about these rumours about convincing regional legendaries?

>>7174691
Hello, it is dinner time soon?

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>>7174738
I'll consider it. Thank you.
>>7174801
Not yet. I do desire some roast though.

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>>7174568
We kinda can, and honestly that's what I'd like to do, live on this ship in peace, but apparently half the world has a hate-boner for us, and we have to keep fighting to avoid becoming Aether experiments or dead.

Seriously, just leave us the fuck alone and the bad shit will stop happening!

In the short term all I want is to snuggle my GF and get warm, and in the long term I want rights for Pokemon, is that so bad?

>>7174831
Well right now I'm chill like a meat popsicle.

>>7174912
Nothing short of a wish will undo all this silliness. Let's be honest here, stealing the S.S. Anne and escalating quickly the violence from there didn't help at all with your goals.
Also you have a gf and a kid on the way, it's time to settle down.

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>>7174801
IT WOULD NOT WORK. THEY WOULD NOT WILLINGLY PARTICIPATE BECAUSE OF THE CONNECTIONS THE GROUP HAS TO SEVERAL LEGENDARIES: RAYQUAZA HAS A YOUNGER SIBLING IN LAW AMONG THE GROUP, GIRATINA'S LOVER IS APART OF THE GROUP, THEY ARE PALKIA'S CHAMPIONS AND FRIENDS, A SERVANT IS AMONG MY CHAMPIONS, DARKRAI'S ART COMPANION IS AMONG THEM, YVELTAL IS FRIENDS WITH THE GROUP AND HAS A BOYFRIEND FROM THEM, AND ZYGARDE HAS HELPED THEM AT LEAST ONCE.
YOU WILL BE HARD PRESSED TO FIND ANY LEGENDARY WILLING TO HELP YOU, LET ALONE MAJOR LEGENDARIES.
>>7174831
I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING IT.

>>7174965
I can bet Red and his Mewtwo would climb down from mount Stickuptheass ass soon they get the news of a harder battle. Lugia and Ho-oh are up in the air. Groudon and Kyogre are probably out. Zekrom, Reshiram and Kyurem maybe, Xerneas might want to settle a beef with Yveltal and the Alolan guardians are definitely not happy from what happened days ago.

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>>7174960
You had me laughing at meat popsicle. Oh arceus you're going to kill me.
>>7174965
The only motivation I would have to attack them is to help them train. They do have a few weak points. If someone were to appear in their engine room it would be very easy to sabotage.

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>>7175028
you mean the nuclear engine room that will explode and wipe out everything in a 30km radius?
rip man

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>>7175086
Is that why it's glowing? I've never seen something glow this much.

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>>7174960
Honestly stealing the Anne was a mistake, I will admit that, it was a decision made from a tiny yacht while being forced to hear people have sex every night, I wanted a bigger boat. The violence has almost always been in self defense, Palkia teleported Red onto the Anne, and I had to fight to survive, Victini wanted to burn the world, so I stepped in, the IP and Aether wanted to kill or experiment on us, respectively, so I fought to stay alive, this most recent attack on the IP was a rescue mission that got out of hand because we're powerhouses, and then the fight with this alien and the legendaries he kidnapped... Well, I'm sure most of you saw that.

Seriously, if people would stop fucking shit up for us, we wouldn't be fighting all the time.

In short.

CHILL, MOTHERFUCKERS, LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE.

>>7175021
>Red
>With Mega Bluezard, Mega Mewtwo, and Zapdos
>Again

Pls no.

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>>7175141
If you'd want you could get out of the engine room and have a drink with the crew.

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>>7175021
THEY'VE BEATEN RED BEFORE, AND THEY WERE WEAKER AT THE TIME, AND KYUREM IS CURRENTLY UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE ALIEN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FIGHT.
AS FOR THE OTHERS, THEIR LACK OF DESIRE TO PARTICIPATE IS LESS DUE TO A FONDNESS FOR THE TEAM IN QUESTION AND MORE OUT OF A RESPECT FOR SIBLING BONDS MOST OF US HAVE.
I WOULD NOT DAMAGE ONE OF THEIR LOVERS, SO I EXPECT THEY LIKELY HOLD THE SAME BOUNDARIES.
>>7175141
YOU WERE GLOWING FROM THE HEAT OF THOSE BURNS.

>>7175160
Honestly I had forgot about the Blue and Red part. They surely want their revenge.
You could "maybe" dump the ship somewhere and vent off the heat from just having it in your possession, but you would still have to deal with Aether.

Unless you were able to convincingly pass as a completely normal pokemon.

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>>7175189
Apologies, I don't drink. Well, anything. I have no need for sustenance.
>>7175198
Yes you've burnt me so thoroughly that I've learned overheat.

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>>7175272
heard you had a crisped club
can i join
i want to already be in a support group by the time gigi gets back and toasts me again

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>>7175305
Yeah, yeah sure. Your crew is pretty drunk. You know you really shouldn't do that sort of thing. If I wanted to kill you I could do it easily.
Again, I am not your enemy, merely a tactician.

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>>7175256
Why do you think we've been staying mobile!?

Honestly I'm considering just wishing this thing were capable of spaceflight so we could just hang out in orbit and not deal with so much of this shit.

>>7174960
>Reread this
>and a kid on the way
...we don't know if she's gotten pregnant, and I really, really hope she isn't, because I'm not ready for that.
Yes, I'm aware no one is ever ready for that, but I in particular have small nightmares about it in between the bigger nightmares about taking moves like fire blast and incinerate to the chest/face again.

Seriously, list of pokemon types that are on my shitlist, no offense to specific pokemon, just, holy fuck please never fight me again:
>Fire
>Ice
>FIRE
>Grass
>FIIIIREEEE
>Electric
>DID I MENTION FIRE!?

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>>7175361
nah famalam
i can see everything on the boat
no danger to death by sneak attack here

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>>7175428
Hey you put fire on the bottom of the list.

>>7175198
Just needs a spark to start a lovely family fight.

>>7175428
I don't know, do wishes extend further than orbit?

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>>7175458
Well that's good. You can see me taking a beer? Don't tell th-
Right I forgot beer is a solid thing. Fuck.

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>>7175458
He really does, he's complained several times about having to see Croagunk have sex with David.

Though, everyone complained about having to hear each other having sex.

I think that's why she put soundproofing and cleanse tags in all the walls.

>>7175466
it's not in any particular order.

>>7175476
Honestly no fucking idea.

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>>7175495
yeah i saw that
got you covered though
>An incense burner with weed in it appears

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>>7175559
I'm not much for... Oh what the hell. Thank you.

>>7175510
Well if it were to ever get in orbit, it would be at a distance enough to get detonated without any major loss of life.

Also, someone should confirm if there's increased military activity in Orre.

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>>7175495
I AM CURIOUS
IF YOU CANNOT TOUCH SOLID THINGS
HOW DID YOU PLAN ON EATING MALASADAS WITH THAT GOODRA?

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>>7175698
Ah well I was trying to be kind. I mean I can absorb things directly into my body but I've seen too much...

Dirty art of that...

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>>7175697
Could have done that in the ocean too and they didn't.

So uh, if they were willing to wait for us with 40 full LV 100 teams, why didn't they blast us out of the water?

I think it's because no one has the capabilities except the evil teams. And those guys probably like us for the chaos we unintentionally leave in our wake.

>>7175720
Oh jeez, that must suck.
Wait, if you can't touch the physical world how are you communicating with us?

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>>7175784
That's a very coveted secret!

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>>7175835
Is someone doing it for you?
And your like saying what they need to type?

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>>7175883
Yes. I have a human that I have possessed to do my shitposting for me.
The "coveted secret" thing was a joke, don't take that too seriously.

>>7175784
There's a chance that they will avoid taking you on directly in battle and just nuking you from afar. And that's ignoring the falloff from the reactor.

>All this shit on the news
Fuck man I'm organizing a task force to go after these freaks

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>>7176179
hey we're not freaks
what are the news saying think they might me lying to you

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>>7176179
lol good luck bitch :^)

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>Beat Erika.
>Three badges now.
>Heading to Surge's gym
>Tiny tree in front of it
>Kid tells me I need cut
>Kind of just... scoot around it
>Kid acts like I just preformed black magic
Kanto people are weird. Anyway onto Surge.

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hi everyone
whats going on

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>>7176489
Not much drinking a bit with the crew.

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>>7176489
Hey I'm taking on Surge's gym. How are you doing? How's Buddy?

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>>7176489
pratty fine
but i'm a little drunk

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>>7176489
Organizing plants. Writing some notes. Not much.

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>>7176822
You garden? How is that?

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>>7176512
>>7176600
that sounds good i guess what are you drinking
buddy doesn't drink like he used to
and not as much
i mean he wasnt mean or anything but he did get very sad

>>7176549
i am doing good
i like having a name though it is kinda wierd
that my other head and i have different names now
buddy is doing well but hes concerned about joys view to him
i tried to tell him that her view of him as father isnt what he thinks it is but hes insisting on having a high-level psychic talk with joy
its like he doesn't believe me

>>7176822
what kind of plants

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PALKIA I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS GET ME A BED LIKE THOSE GUYS THAT MATE WITH AGGRON HAVE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT LUCY IS HOPPED UP ON SALAZZLE PHEROMONES AND MY PELVIS ALREADY ACHES I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS

>>7176179
Policefag here, don't fucking do it. Arceus Mew we do not need any fucking glory-seekers getting themselves killed.
>>7176489
Trying to solve problems, helplessly watching mass-murdering fugitives shitpost.
Unfortunately this seems to be the usual these days.

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>>7177232
hey were not dangerous we never attack first

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>>7176865
My form is semi solid, probably because I was a human before I died. This garden has been going 900 years strong, so I doubt anything will kill it now.
>>7176940
Toxic plants outside, herbs inside. My belladonna fence is my favorite part of the garden.

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>>7177407
That sounds rather nice. Do you have any tips for starting a garden?

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>>7177065
lol famalamabam is that sword nearby

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>>7177232
i am sorry to hear that there is so much violence happening
i can assure you that buddy is not part of such activities
he has already had trouble in the past and doesn't want anything that would risk him or joy and i

>>7177407
interesting selection of plants
useful too in some ways

>>7177232
Orrefag here. Honestly I've been wanting a battle from those guys forever. They seem tough as shit.

>>7177232
Hey, it's true that the IP had already infiltrated this site a week ago and is watching like a hawk every poster in this thread?

I'd rather not become an accomplice by proxy to the crew of the S.S. Palkia is a dick (formerly S.S. Anne). Not like certain salaryman.

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>>7177484
how are you tonight mr. darkrai?

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>>7177751
I am well. How are you, young one?

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>>7177484
Hm. Start with hardy plants - succulents or foxglove - depending on your soil.
Don't over water your plants - if you can pinch the soil and water comes out don't give it more.
Start your plants inside and move them outside when they get bigger.
>>7177656
Thank you. I find toxic plants a great deterrent for trainers. If it doesn't deter them they simply become fertilizer.

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>>7177810
pretty good. I just scored a date with yveltal. just waiting to be picked up!

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>>7177813
Thank you I'll be sure to try this out sometime.
>>7177868
How did you score a date with Yveltal? How do you score a date?

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>>7177908
well im the only one that can get close to yveltal without dieing because jirachi magic. so im literally the only option HA!

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>>7177962
And how do you exactly... Tell your feelings to someone?

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>>7178018
Ya don't have to tell someone your feelin's to score a date.
Might actually scare some people away.
Do the datin' shit first and then drop the feelin's bomb later.

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>>7178018
hmmm....

well i just told yveltal i thought they were cool and i liked them? i didnt say anything fancy and things sort of took off.

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>>7178088
>>7178103
Right. What if you'll outlive them because you're literally made of shadows?
How do you know if they have interest in you?

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>>7177813
oh my
do you at least have warnings outside your garden

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>>7178156
Make sure they come back as a ghost?
I dunno how to tell man, just ask them out and if they say yes they're at least slightly interested.
Man, I'm datin' Giratina, not sure how good my advice will be fur someone else.

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>>7178156
well id suggest that you better get working on them if they dont live very long. if they REALLY love you; you could kill them and hope they become a ghost. Did they say they like you?

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>>7178255
Ah, thank you.
>>7178270
Well it's two pokemon. Ah, I don't really think either of them are interested in me.