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My dick can't handle this game!

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My dick can't handle this game!
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THEY SAY WE LIVE IN THE DARKNESS
THEY SAY THERE'S TROUBLE AHEAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71lLnE8gJnU
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>>7136767
Giga Mermaid is best new waifu.
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>big breasts = sexual

Exposed cleavage or breasts isn't sexual. It's only lewd if you oversexual breasts.

Do you sexualize your sister's big breasts when she wears a tank top that shows her cleavage and you can see her nipples poking through her shirt?
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>>7136772
Yes?
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>>7136772
You shouldn't sexualize your sister at all because of the Westermarck Effect
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your dick can't handle mediocre anime girls?
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op try a superior game
>pic related
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>>7136767
a little too big to be the perfect giantess size honestly
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>>7136775
You don't know what was going on in that mermaid factory, bro...
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>>7136772
I got turned on just by reading your description.
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>HGH

Pros:
-Great art
-Great animations
-Fantastic music
-Smooth gameplay
-Competent platforming design
-Decent bosses
-Fast transformations
-Neat story concept*

Cons:
-Short/missing some content
-Half-baked ideas, particularly with some transformations
-The portraits are pound for pound worse than in PC
-Some dialogue/plots feel rushed and awkward because of being regulated to a single level thanks to the Saturday morning cartoon-style approach to the story (though it's an interesting concept)
-Characterization is not as heavy or as charming here
-Progression and levels have been simplified, for better or for worse, ditching lite Metroidvania elements for a more MM/MMX style layout

>Stop copypasting your banal opinions in every thread you insufferable cunt
One more time for you, buddy!
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>>7136781
The leftmost animations are never used, right?
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>>7136767
>>7136770
>>7136771
Well shit
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>>7136783
Inside the hub town they were. But the brown girl, though
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>>7136783
They cheer you on in the background of the Ouroboros fight
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>>7136780

This is accurate
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>>7136781

Delicious bog-standard cute girls
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>>7136782
>>7136785
So essentially, this is a rated T game that tried to trick a hidden sexual "rape" of women in the game?
Maybe not rape since that word is overused and degraded by "feminists" nowadays.
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>>7136790

No, the tongues are a fan idea

It's just fish clamped onto cute girls' legs
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>>7136790
Nah, not even

All it was the the deception of turning women into canned food product, totally different thing. No foul.
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>>7136791
That makes sense, but now the question is.
Do fish have tongues?
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>>7136793
How else do you think fish contract tongue replacing parasites?
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>>7136767
>>7136770
>>7136771
HUGE
MERMAID
MAMMARIES
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>>7136791

>clamp onto

you forgot to mention that they permanently attach and eventually replace the legs and turn them permanently into mermaids. kinda like this:

https://exhentai.org/g/694085/378014a113/
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>>7136771
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>>7136771
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>>7136794
>the girls now contract vagina replacing parasites
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>>7136792

>You end up vacuum-packed in a can of tuna! With nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise.
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>>7136772

Wow that was weird.
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>>7136771
Jesus fuck anon, I just got done fapping twice.
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>>7136796
Fuckin nice.
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wtf i love this game now.
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>>7136782
>ahegao
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>>7136803
I don't usually like macrovore or even vore in general, but this is fucking hot.
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>>7136803
wayforward knows their fans
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>not being in control of your sexuality
>being sexually aroused to the fapping point by character designs that aren't even lewd
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>>7136772
I don't, but biology did when it gave her boobs.
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>>7136805
Its also a decent game
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>>7136796

Uh no

That doesn't happen
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>>7136771
tits too big
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>>7136798
Hnnnnnnnnnng
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>>7136803
I want to spray my jizz in that giant mouth
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How the series should end
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>See friend play it
>It looks super fun and the art and music is nice
Color me surprised
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Please tell me you guys are joking about being turned on by Shantae characters. They're supposed to be nothing more than cute.
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and this is the only reason why you guys like this game, the platforming actually sucks. It feels like a game for 5 year olds
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>>7136814

You shouldn't need to spoil that. They've ruined her.
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>>7136821
tell that to delicious chocolate ahegao girl
>>7136782
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>>7136821
Very funny joke
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>>7136821
>>7136822
>>>/lgbt/
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>>7136822
eat shit
but not shantae's, it's mine
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>>7136822

Nah it's pretty good platforming

Way too short and straightforward though. PC and the original are better.
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>>7136776

Funny thing: This game is a brazillian game.
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>>7136828
Delicious giantess fish chest...
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>>7136795
>MASSIVE
MERMAID
MAMMARIES

Fix'ed that for you
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>>7136803
I want to be swallowed whole by a mermaid!
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>>7136829
>Nah it's pretty good platforming
it's mediocre
change the graphics from shantae into MN9 and you'll see how nobody mentions it has good platforming
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>>7136767
>tfw bought all three on steam
>mfw playing them through in chronological order like a good boy
>tfw half genie hero threads on /v/ testing my resolve whilst I'm on pirate's curse
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>gamers complain why media portraits them as autistic virgins

>make multiple vore/giant tits/other fetish pics of a kickstarter mermaid character
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>>7136836
I never EVER want gaming to be taken seriously, or to be taken seriously as a "gamer".

But I also prefer discussion threads over the fetish threads, since I just think the characters are cute rather than fappable. Still, it's not harming anybody so who cares?

Generalizations sure are hard.
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>>7136838
>those cracks from the finger tapping

nice detail
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>>7136776
Is it lewd?
Also name
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>>7136776
You're not going to tell us what game it is, are you?
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I want to die tittyfucking her.
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>>7136841
>>7136842

Momodora Reverie Under the Moonlight
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>>7136767
How weak.
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This thread seems fishy
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>>363332063
I can tell this is a lie because you never suggested having sex with his sister for the sake of art.
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>>7136803
I can finally be the shota boy like my chinese cartoons when she has a mouth that big.
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>>363332063
>He's afraid of losing patreon bucks for that

And he's a hentai artist, you say? Sounds like a man who doesn't know his audience. His patron count would probably double if that got out.
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>>7136841
>>7136842
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight.
Metroidvania where you fight with A FUCKING LEAF against the queen.
Rewards good play with additional boss loot, play on hard for any real challenge though.
Sadly have to earn Insane/Dante must Die mode.

Pretty short but pretty good too.
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>>363332063
Did you just straight up stole the plot from a hentai manga I read recently and thought I wouldn't notice? Shame on you.
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>>7136849
>>7136847
What did I miss, it sounds good
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>>7136803
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>>7136767
>>7136770
>>7136771
wtf I thought this was a 3ds puzzle game
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>>7136854
The puzzle is; how to avoid fapping.
I can't get past this one.
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>>7136855
lmao
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>>7136853
EAT HER REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>7136830
This is Momodora and it isnt brazilian.
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Did someone say mermaids?

https://exhentai.org/s/af3f988e31/500695-50
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>>7136859
You rang?
https://exhentai.org/s/fc3832dea2/771086-1
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This is a good thread
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Why did they remove Shantae's head gem in HGH?
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>>7136860
thats the one i was expecting
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>>7136834
MN9 is a lot more boring. I never once got a hard-on or got distracted while playing HGH because of how fun it was.

The platforming is pretty good. Not great, because I didn't notice it much over the other qualities of the game (like music and graphics), but games come as complete experiences, and I liked Shantae's.
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>>7136864
This. People who think that the platforming in Shantae games is bad or mediocre have never played a truly lackluster platformer in their lives.

Though, in HGH, certain sections are made trivial by magic or transformations.
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Best track
https://virt.bandcamp.com/track/counterfelt-mermaids
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>>7136772
>Do you sexualize your sister's big breasts when she wears a tank top that shows her cleavage and you can see her nipples poking through her shirt?

Yes. Definitely Yes. Without any doubt whatsoever.
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>>7136865
The platforming is by no means bad, but I wouldn't describe it as anything more than functional. The Metroidvania design used to make up for that, but that got much too simplified out here. There just isn't much to it anymore.
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>>7136767
Sometimes I wonder what Shantae would've done to me if RR or Pirate's Curse released 20 years ago. Back when all I needed was a little sideboob to make me lose my mind.
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>>7136770
>>7136771

Now THOSE I could get between
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>>7136772
I sexualize my sister all the time, spank her butt playfully and tell her she's sexy as fuck. I still get grossed out to the thought of groping her tits or her ass or doing anything incestuous. I know it sounds contradictory but it's not. The female form is very sexual, what you think of it from admiration to sexual desire is up to you.
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>>7136771
Too much

>>7136770
Just enough
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>>7136868
I also agree with this sentiment. If they continue on the linear route, I'm hoping we'll get a Shantae game with platforming design that can rival something like Mega Man 9, but that's probably a pipe dream.
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>>7136871
Not just a river in Egypt
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>>7136772
>Exposed cleavage or breasts isn't sexual
I know this is probably bait, but breasts are absolutely sexual, and are almost 100% a sexual organ. There is no correlation at all between breast size/shape and milk production, all women could be flat chested and produce just as much milk.

The only reason breasts are the size and shape they are is to attract mates, it's meant to simulate an ass actually since we usually breed front-facing and the ass is a traditional way from mammals, especially primates, to attract mates.

People out there fighting for freethenip or whatever the fuck trying to desexualize breasts are fighting a losing battle considering that is literally a fucking evolutionary impulse.
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>>7136772
>Do you sexualize your sister's big breasts when she wears a tank top that shows her cleavage and you can see her nipples poking through her shirt?
I WOULD IF I HAD ONE
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>>7136876
Luckily I have two younger sisters that I tease when they dress skimpy, or at least non-innocently enough for me to take the roll of a horny random male that happen to see them.
Kinda like a warning before they leave the house that they should know what people see first when they see my sister.
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>>7136782
A-are these gir-..w-women being "transformed" into mermaid by having huge fish suckling on their lower bodies?
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>>7136875
>People out there fighting for freethenip or whatever the fuck trying to desexualize breasts are fighting a losing battle considering that is literally a fucking evolutionary impulse.


Don't tell them that, I'd like for them to win that, then, we'd win too.
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>>7136879
We'd lose. Hard. Do you think tribefolk get hard when they see female tribefolk walking around with their tits out? The fact that is taboo is what makes you hard as a rock when you see a nipple.
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Get a grip on yourself, /v/.
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>>7136881
I'm getting a grip of something
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>>7136880
>Boobs are sexual and always will be, it's evolution
>Actually they're only sexy because of the stigma around breast exposure

???
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>>7136772
>tfw your sister is a big breasted tomboy
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>>363336748
MODS
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>>7136884
did you fuck?
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>>363336748
>Explain tribes and cultures of people whose breasts have no sexual value then.

Silly anon, monkeys are not people.
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>>7136885

If that triggers you, never pick up a national geographic magazine.

how old are you 5?
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>>363336748
Could be that you're assuming breasts have no attractive merit in cultures where their exposure isn't taboo.

Explain fertility idols from such tribal communities, which feature exaggerated breasts, hips, and sometimes ass/thighs?
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>>7136883
I never said boobs were inherently sexual. They relate to fertility, but fertility and procreation isn't necesarily related to sexual desire. Picking a partner to settle down isn't the same as picking a partner to fuck.

>>363336748

What this anon said. It was my point, I'm not the other anon discussing that boobs are evolution's way to turn a man on. Exposed ankles were considered sexual as fuck a long time ago for the same reason, so were bare shoulders.
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>>7136888
MOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>7136889

All of those features are associated with fertility, I.E producing babies, hence why they are often associated with fertility deities.
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>>363336748
>from the rape capital of the world.
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>>7136858

>This is Momodora
Correct

>and it isnt brazilian.
Wrong
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>>7136782

>Tongues
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>>7136837
If the Techno Baron was canning mermaids to sell as food, what use did he have for the giga mermaid?
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>>7136893

Anon that isn't Sweden.
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>>7136888
It was a prank, bro
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>>363336748
Those breasts are fucking disgusting. There, i explained it
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Man i wanted to buy pirate's curse for ps4 but look at those prices. Fucking LMR do more units!
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>>7136899
>2d
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>>7136900
LRG, sry.
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>>7136886
No?
What kind of sick fuck are you?
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>>7136892
Yes and fertility relates back to our drive to reproduce with the fertile and able-bodied women.

It can be construed as a sexual thing.
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>>7136901
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>>7136899
You... you've never seen a woman naked IRL, have you?
Not saying the breasts on that pic are good looking, but if you think women's breasts are like anime then life will be a disappointment run.
The young girl on the left has some really nice breasts. Round and perky.
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>>7136776

You have good taste
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>>7136896
Fish 'Oil'
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>>7136906
>The young girl on the left has some really nice breasts. Round and perky.
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>>363336748
Our obsession with them is absolutely cultural and a direct result of the fact they're so taboo, but saying other cultures derive absolutely no sexual attraction from them at all is a flat out lie.

If women going topless was not taboo, our society would not put such a focus on sexualizing breasts, but they will always be sexualized to a point. Someone will always get their rocks off looking at a woman running down the street without a shirt.
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>>7136909
Stick to anime, kid.
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>>7136903
Did you touch her boob?
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>>7136897
How can you be sure?
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>>7136911
Stick to having negative standards, shit-eater
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>>7136875
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>>7136896

HGH's story was written as an afterthought.

>Mermaid shortage
>There's dozens of the things on the factory perimeter

>Thinking a little too long about the implication of what happens at the end of a factory that processes mermaids into fish food
>How many human girls with fish clamped to their legs looking cute were dropped into a meat grinder to be ground into a red slush
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>tfw society puts so much focus on tits and asses that I can no longer get hard from them
>tfw only feet, armpits and the back of the knees give me a solid boner.

I just don't know anymore.
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>>7136917
So your a sexual hipster
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>want to complain about half-finished hero
>a debate about tits ensues
I just want to bitch about how the mouse bite is completely useless
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>>7136916
How many mermaids did Shante kill personally while they were still having the misunderstanding?
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>>7136916
>>How many human girls with fish clamped to their legs looking cute were dropped into a meat grinder to be ground into a red slush
They were still alive and well inside the cans, so I'm thinking zero
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>>7136920
Shawnty has been murdering mermaids for years
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>>7136917
It's ok anon. The only thing that turns me on are intricate tile patterns
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>>363336748
>Explain tribes and cultures of people whose breasts have no sexual value then.
The question is why would we want to emulate subhumans who live in mudhuts?
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>>7136922
Where they always presented as normally peaceful and only aggressive when threatened? I only played RR before HGH so I might be behind on this.
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>>7136916
>>How many human girls with fish clamped to their legs looking cute were dropped into a meat grinder to be ground into a red slush

Considering the size of the giga mermaid, and assuming the reproduction methods of fish (Or going by that one doujin) It seems actually rather wasteful and unprofitable to use human girls instead of properly breeding mermaids.

Of course then there might be a shortage of human boys in the nearby village instead...
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>>7136776
Great game, challenging too on hard
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>>7136924
So what I'm getting at here is that humans strive for better things based on for their love of great tits
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>>7136914
Honestly if you really think you can get anime-like boobs anywhere irl outside of porn you're really delusional.
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>>7136925
Going by RR and PC, the mermaids seem to just want to fuck with you. They're more visibly aggressive in HGH.
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>>7136903
>he doesn't fuck his sister
the only sick fuck here is you
fucking faggots
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>>7136930
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>>7136901
>3d
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>>7136932
you got something you wanna share with the rest of the class?
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>no option to keep her chained up
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>>7136869
This comparison really makes you realize just how small Shantae's boobs are.
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>>7136932
Those are some big nipples.
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>>363339749
take care anon.
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>>363339749
He actually did it, the absolute madman!
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>>363339749
Holy shit
Nice
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>>363339912
once again, take care anon.
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>>7136767
you have a small dick then.
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>>363339749
>>363339912
Your sacrifice is not in vain.
>>
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>>363339749
>>363339912
>>363340103
>>363340270
MORE
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Damn you madmen
I'll be sure to think of you heroes when I nut
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>>7136947
>I'll be sure to think of you heroes when I nut
ha, gay
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Just watched some gameplay of this. Was this in the winter sale? If it was I regret not buying it then.
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>>7136947

faaaaag
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>>7136776
The audio for this game sounds like it was recorded in a public bathroom.
It's very pretty though.
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>>363340270
sopping wet mermaid cunt
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>>7136951
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>>7136951
nah man audio is great :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAZBS5JOa-k
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Truly /v/ is full of real heroes.
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>>7136930
>>7136933
Is it just me or is the pixelated RR one a lot cuter than the HGH one?
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>>7136949
just released so no sale for a while
I'd just recommend playing Pirate's Curse and skipping the rest of the series
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>>7136871
>get grossed out to the those of groping her ass
>spank her butt

huh
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>>7136871
Ten bucks says this anon roofies his sister and rapes her.
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>>7136954
Not talking about the music
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>>7136772
My sis is flat
Also, not sexualizing breasts is dehumanizing women by saying areas of great sexual sensitivity is to be ignored.
It also means foreplay is going to suck.
One of the fastest ways to soak a woman is breast play.
Also, generally speaking, anything essential for reproduction is sexual. Breasts feed children, so...
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did they hire a jap to make draw this game
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>>7136949

you really didn't miss anything

it's a poor and easy metroidvania with a bad story
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>>7136963
no they hired an intern
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>>7136962
>dehumanizing women
I don't understand. This makes no sense.
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>>7136803

How did she even get there if Queenie's hands are chained up?
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>>7136785
New fetish acquired.

Data has been entered into the LogBook.

>Press start to open the LogBook.
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>>7136776
Looked up the first 'n third on Steam. Will have to spend some time with them in the future.

Any story behind two? Is it the Simon's Quest of the series?
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>>7136959
>>7136960
Are you autistic? Spanks aren't sexual. You spank a kid that is misbehaving. You spank your team mates after a good play. You spank your friends and tease them as a joke. It's only sexual in a sexual context. I bet you think kissing family members on the lips (pecks, not making out you sick fucks) is weird.
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>>363339749
>>363339912
Is she going to drink from them?
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I get banned for posting a butt in a draw thread at 3:00 am but this thread exists. Mods on a hotpocket break or what?
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>>7136772
Just shrug and accept that all humans are dirty pervs, let it pass
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>>7136929
Not him, but my weeb-as-fuck girlfriend has nice, round C/D cups. Not extremely difficult to find.
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>>7136971
>I bet you think kissing family members on the lips (pecks, not making out you sick fucks) is weird
You're at the bar when this guy walks up, slaps his sister on the ass after calling her sexy and starts kissing her, what do?
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>>7136977
They all sleeping.
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>>7136976
>tfw only person who likes Shantae on top of Risky instead
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>>7136785
Jesus Christ...
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>>7136980
Again, are you fucking autistic?
You're comparing me teasing my sister playfully, not sexually, with a spank and greeting her with a kiss, to someone at a bar sexually assaulting a woman?
Do you know how human interactions work outside of your hentai VNs or whatever you get off to?
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>>7136982
Pale Shantae does things to my heart
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>>7136971
>You spank your team mates after a good play.
I don't know who does this without being suspect

>You spank your friends and tease them as a joke.
What the fuck
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>This thread
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>this thread
I guess mods went to bed early today.
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>>7136988
theyre faping
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>>7136772
>Do you sexualize your sister's big breasts
Damn right. And they're rocking tits too. It's not gonna be the same when she moves out come spring.
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>>7136821
>literal tit bouncing idle animation
>only suppsoed to be cute

look at the faggot everyone
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>>7136894

>>7136858

http://www.gameblast.com.br/2016/03/entrevista-rdein-momodora.html

https://steamcommunity.com/app/428550/discussions/0/412449508288775282/
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>>7136772
>Do you sexualize your sister's big breasts when she wears a tank top that shows her cleavage and you can see her nipples poking through her shirt?
no because she's flat as a board.
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>>7136796
Nice headcanon faggot, they never state that happening. The dark side to the whole mermaid thing isn't rape but the fact that these girls are eaten alive by monsters once they are sold off as fake mermaids.
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>>7136772
>tfw no sister to sexualize
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>>7136970
One and Two are freeware. Two is a metroidvania similar to Reverie. I like it the most, actually.
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>>7136995
you're not missing out.
My sister is a complete bitch and my family's life would be so much better if she fucked off.
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>>7136995
You don't have a friend with one you can borrow? You're missing out.
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Do you think Shantae feels bad she's not best girl in her own game?
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does the new shantae still have retarded fucking input delay? i torrented the other pc one and it was unplayable
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>>7136984
>call my sister sexy as fuck and spank her ass
>YOU GUYS ARE JUST AUTISTIC IT'S NOT SEXUAL AT ALL
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>>7136878

yes. after the fish they have little parasites attached to their ears that enter their brain and reprogram them to think they're mermaids. thats how they get the 'fins' on their head
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>>7136988
>thread about a VIDEO GAME using screenshots from that VIDEO GAME on a VIDEO GAME BOARD

no rules are being broken fuck off
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>>7137004
>no rules are being broken

Except the blueboard one.
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>>7136996
Thanks for the info. I'll hunt it down in due time.
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Damn we got trashed
>>
Welcome home everyone!
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>Mods want to fap so badly they just move it to trash
WHAT ABOUT THE MIDNA FUTA THREAD
SHIT TASTE
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>>7137024
>implying that's a bad thing

It didn't get deleted, so proceed :^)
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>thread about games moved to trash
>meanwhile lol and e celeb threads are allowed to stay

and they wonder why /v/ is falling to shit
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>>7137002

You're american, aren't you?
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Now we can post titties
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Gay
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>>7137024

just means we can post lewd now
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We lewd now, boys.
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>>7137003
but anooon, that's not how it happens in the game at all!
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>>7137118

we're in lewd headcanon mode now
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>hey guys we can post lewd now
>not a single person has posted anything lewd
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>>7137088
>titjob/assjob combo

That's the stuff.
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>>7137161

thing is with the fish on the bottom half there's nothing particularly lewd to show off
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Post cute and lewd
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>>7137203
now post one where shantea is the mermaids new pussy wiggler and looks miserable
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>>7137245
>>7137257
take your stupid emo girl fantasy and fuck off you will NEVER EVER date an emo
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important info
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>>7137285
fuck off matpat
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Why doesn't giga mermaid have giga tits?
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>>7137347
Because disproportionate mammaries are nasty.

It's all about ratios and proportions, dear plebeian.
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why doesnt this happen with all lewd threads
it would actually give the mods something to do
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>>7137432
Probably because people would make them far more often if it did.

It's nice when it just happens on occasion.
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>>7137370
Are you saying mermaids can't be meaty?
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>>7137449
More
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Risky is love
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>>7137449
No, I'm say it is possible - and highly preferable - to be meaty without being saggy, baggy and blobby.
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>>7139094
>>7139113
pls no
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>>7137140
>>7137160
>>7137175
Y E S
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>>7136767
>My dick when I see this
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>>7136772
Do you sexualize your brother's big dick when he wears sports shorts and you can see it flopping around and perking up?
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Never thought I'd see a Shantae on /trash/ outside of the ERP thread, but here we are. Should've remembered /v/.
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>>7143741
did this come from /v/?
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>>7148654
/an/ actually
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That mermaid-making fish is genius and I want one.
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>>7148905
You want to get tongued in your butt?
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>>7136915
If boobs make you think of asses then why dont gays like a bit of tit?
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>>7149571
Doesn't everyone?
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>>7136871
Kill yourself
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>>7150057
Because man asses don't look like breasts.
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>>7137059
You're inbred, aren't you?
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>>7136879
>Don't tell them that, I'd like for them to win that, then, we'd win too.
Not all of us are twelve.
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>>7136876
>>7136877
Eat rat poison. Both of you.
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>>7136967
He's being retarded, anon.

>>7136990
So is this anon.
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Does HGH have the slime monster with the anime titties?
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>>7150926
>He doesn't have incest fetish
Fuck outta my 4chins
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>>7136880
>The fact that is taboo is what makes you hard as a rock when you see a nipple.
it's not taboo, it's socially unacceptable for women to walk around topless
the REASON why tribsemen don't have hardons all the time is because they became desensitized to it
much like how men who have been around nude beaches mostly don't walk around with a stiffy all the time
http://gotopless.org/topless-laws
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So what you're all saying is that modesty and clothing laws are actually good, since by implementing a type of "artificial scarcity" on the nude human body, we've made it that much more sexy and great whenever the clothes finally do come off.

Gives me another reason to fight against having modesty laws removed; keep tiddies sexy and all that.
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