ITT: Pokemon are real Which Legendary is your favorite?

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>>7121715
FUCKING FIRST.

also Yveltal.

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>>7121696
...huh, guess that was kinda edgy of me

Shit, it started with the claws, then the stealing, now the murder.

...I wish I could say I regret killing them but yeah, really can't, not just because they fucked with my waffles and had snake pokemon, either, team skull losers, man, no one misses them, I think.

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>>7121715
Tie between Dialga and Jirachi.

Also, I'm at the bar. Drinks are on me. All the drinks, plus any mix-ins that won't make me sleepy.

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>>7121758
Drink till you pass out because there's a crazy office worker around here somewhere! Eww how do you guys drink this crap?

>>7121735
Don't you wish sometimes to go back to comfier, less dangerous times?

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>>7121715
I can't really decide.
Dialga is great but Jirachi is really growing on me.

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>>7121670
Already on it man, working on gathering enough rock for the foundation now. This shit's gonna be a new landmark when I'm done with it.
>>7121715
I mean aside from one I think they're all equally cool.

>>7121775
Sometimes we put a little bit of a sugary drink in with it to remove some of it's bitterness. Don't drink too much.
>>7121715
I always thought Xerneas was rather majestic in it's tales.
>>7121758
I feel bad for you guys over at Alola. Stay safe.

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>>7121775
Practice.

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>>7121775
You get used to it.
No way is that guy showing up brandishing a pipe in a crowded bar, though.

So, buddy, I'm thinking of skipping Alola entirely. Too much bullshit, not enough friends. I don't even care who I end up with as long as they've got some fucking muscle and aren't trying to shake me down five times a day for looking like some guy.
>>7121792
Sometimes, man. Remind me about that later.

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>>7121758
>>7121793
THANK YOU, I AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT MY PRESENCE HAS BEEN ENJOYABLE.

>>7121715
I like the eon duo., for no particular reason.

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>>7121715
Myself!
Kidding kidding. Dialga or Giratina definitely!

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>>7121792
That's kinda what I'm tryin to do, mate, I just want people to leave us alone, give up trying to fucking kill us or capture us or whatever, let us sail the seas with our boat (Yes, it's ours now, we've taken it twice, and Smeargle will eventually repaint it and rename it) and be comfy.

Got some things to do first, a lot of it here, mainly:

>Pick up Ray's bro
>Get a plushie for Yvetal
>Get a sword for me so when I die I can go ghost
>find a first mate

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>>7121909
Uh, could I make a wish?

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>>7121970
I'm all ears paintbro.

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Fuuuuck. I hate that this last week's happened. I lost my job, my date turned out to be a honeypot, and there's fucking blood everywhere.
*hic*
I can't fix any of this shit.
I just wish I could hang out with my brother again.

>>7121964
Should have picked a less important boat than the goddamn SS. Anne. And with Aether knowing your lot is "special", you may kiss the comfy times goodbye. Even worse if whatever info Aether has on you spills out.

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>>7121983
Could I wish to be able to make every possible colour with my tail?
Right now I can only make green naturally.
And if I wanted to dabble it in a diffirent colour I really have to clean pretty thorough.

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>>7121991
Then to the boat you go!
>Ding!
Granted!
>>7122012
Granted!
Your tail is now the most powerful art instrument in the world.

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>>7122042
I DO BELIEVE MELOETTA WOULD DISAGREE WITH YOUR ASSESSMENT

>>7122042
But his brother was missing, and not on the boat.
I'm not even sure if it was at the Volcano, or the Jungle.
...
Oh FUCK

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>>7122042
What the hell?
Well, looks like I'm an internationally wanted pirate now.
Fuck it, it's not like life can get any more insane and unstable. And I bet they have liquor here.

>>7122057
Talking about the reflected-light medium, not the airwave medium.
>>7122061
Is the bro the alolan psycho?
A.N. Bro is Psycho?

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>>7122090
hehhehe.

I hope you brought your own shampoo.

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>>7122057
Second best? I dunno Meloetta isn't really great at her idol thing.
>>7122061
>>7122090
Stay safe!

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>>7122009
Everyone knows just about everything about us by now. We haven't been quiet. Well, there are SOME things that not even Aether knows, but those are things that will literally get my stabbed in my sleep by a turtle if I let them out, or punished by the legendaries, depending.

Just to help them, have my rap sheet, courtesy of the dex I'm typing this from:

>Level 82
>Ability: Immunity
>Moves: Crush Claw, Focus Blast, Shadow Claw, X-Scissor

Not at liberty to just give out the other's stats, but there you go.

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>>7122057
I'm just happy with my new tail ability.
Its a incredible help and i'l be able to paint and paint and paint.
>>7122042
Oh I am so happy with this, thank you so much.

>>7122160
You will have to quickly find a way to tamper the pokemon registration system, what with being technically a wild and notorious pokemon.

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I think I figured out what happened while I blacked out from midnight to late this morning.
Fuck.
Didn't know I had that in me, all office-jockey jokes about finally snapping aside.

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My favourite Legendary is Zygarde.
It's nice to have someone else in the regional protection business.

>>7122091
Wait, does this mean that boozy office workers are the unevolved forms of drug-fuelled jungle fiends?

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>>7122160
Oh yeah, and uh, good luck finding us once we leave Alola? Honestly not even I know where we're going after that.

>>7122107
I've got two incredibly stupid and simple wishes for ya bud.
The first is a plate that produces delicious waffles and always keeps them warm and clean.
The second is a sword and a harness to keep it with, broadsword, please!

>>7122215
Why would I need to do that?

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>>7122317
Waffles, really? You're really under utilizing my potential.
>Ding! Ding!
Both granted!

>>7122317
One lucky ball and down goes the proud zangoose.

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>>7122360
Yes we all know that pancakes are much better.

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>>7122360
JIRACHI, WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO WISH FOR WE LEGENDARIES TO BE IMMUNE TO POKEBALLS OF ANY KIND?

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>>7122376
Yeah they are! I'm more of a fan of pizza though.
>>7122403
Isn't that a little overpowered? Oh well!
>Ding!
Granted!~

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>>7122376
That's just, like, your opinion, bro. Even if I agree with you.
>>7122360
Can we, like, have the ship look like some other ship?

>>7122403
>>7122433
Yeah, wish your problems away, it has never bounced back.

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>>7122360
I wish -no, not that way- that I could say I'm a simple pokemon with simple needs but at the same time I'm in control of the S.S. Anne and buying a plush for a bird that kills everything around it.

>>7122371
Ah, yes, well, first they have to find me.

>>7122376
You say this, and yet literally everyone on board the ship has eaten and loved the waffles I cook at some point or another, and as far as I'm aware no pancakes have been cooked.

>>7122403
>>7122433
...what about legendaries that are already captured? I'm thinking of Mewtwo and Zapdos, who are both under Red's control.

>>7122454
See this is why I haven't wished for anything major since that night I became a Zangoose.

(why even RP if we can just wish to be perfect at everything ever)

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>>7121715
I don't have a favorite legendary, they've caused nothing but fucking trouble for me.

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>>7122474
Hey, I am a simple mon, I eat, drink, paint.
But I don't feel like making pancakes with all those waffles, last time I cooked I made veggie stew, all you make is waffles.
Which are great but I just like pancakes more.

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>>7122447
Sure, what ship you thinkin'?
>>7122474
Suuuure?
Granted!
And yeah legendaries that are already captured stay captured!

I wish for a large pepperoni pizza, some garlic bread and some sour cream dip.

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>>7122454
IT IS NOT A PROBLEM OF MINE. THE WISH WAS MORE MADE WITH MY YOUNGER SIBLINGS IN MIND.
IF YOUR SIBLINGS WERE IN DANGER OF GETTING KIDNAPPED WOULD YOU NOT WISH FOR THAT POSSIBILITY TO BE ERASED?
>>7122474
I DID NOT HAVE THEM IN MIND WHEN I MADE THE WISH. I SUPPOSE THEY WILL NO LONGER BE IN THE BALLS, BUT I HAVE HEARD THAT RED IS POPULAR WITH POKEMON, SO IT IS LIKELY THAT THEY WILL STAY WITH HIM.
>>7122480
(Blowing it out of proportion much, fag? It's not wishing to be perfect, it's wishing for people to be unable to just "LOL I MASTERBALL ARCEUS, I WIN AT EVERYTHING" because lets be honest, the game protagonists are annoying little douches in that sense)

I wish for all wishes ever to be undone.

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>>7122548
>And yeah legendaries that are already captured stay captured!
I'm fine with this, I like my trainer.

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>>7122548
Like, anything that isn't the S.S. Anne would be awesome, bro. We'll still be targets on shore, but at least that way we don't die the minute we come over the horizon. So yeah, I wish our ship looked like a ship that's, like, a generic fuckin' cargo ship or something.

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>>7122550
>>7122572
>>7122611
Too tired for anymore wishes. Ask again laterr. Zzzzz.

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>>7122598
Huh, didn't know you were captured.

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>>7122624
Goodnight Jirachi.

>>7122566
(shouldn't have kept the powerlevel low, and ignored anyone trying to stir shit up like in your example)

>>7122688
(err should have)

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>>7122632
It's a comfy life and he lets me spend time with Lunala.

>>7122688
(what we came up with in the discord is that if/when jirachi comes back he's gonna be kinda nerfed, like staying awake and not sleeping enough has drained his batteries so he can't grant major wishes anymore, but stupid little shit like infinite waffles and a tail that makes all colors of the rainbow are still possible, don't know if he's gonna do that or just stay asleep forever, but it should be a little less likely to be abused that way)

>>7122688
(I went to the Discord to ask opinions, and they said Aether could develop a Pokemon meant to catch Legendaries, that way annoying mary sues don't have access to them, but there's still the danger of being caught by characters that would rightfully have access to such things)
(If thread thinks that's a good idea then we can go for it)

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Hey how are your burns feeling, jerks?

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>>7122855
MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN YOURS

>>7122855
Like a million papercuts whenever I do anything strenuous, and yet here I am, free as a bird. How's the cage treatin ya, Tini?
>>7122872
>RIP Victini 2017

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>>7122914
(forgot image fuck)

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>>7122855
child don't you even think of escaping again.

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>>7122855
...You made me lose an eye.

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>>7122872
You know for being the time god you waste a lot of it on lame burns.
>>7122914
My fire melts steel beams so treatin' me well for now.

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>>7122929
And you aren't already free because... why, exactly?

Oh, is it because we beat your ass so hard you can't even walk, let alone fly?

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>>7122855
c-cutie.

>>7122793
>>7122806
(these both works for me)
(but I'd still let the possibility of resetting everything open, just in case)

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>>7122925
Go away!
>>7122928
I'll make sure to get the other one next time!
>>7122962
Waaaaaaiting for Zygarde to go before I kick your stupid faces in again.
>>7122988
Calling me cute isn't gonna make me not kill you!

>>7123001
(Well I mean, Arceus is always an option, though that takes God-Modding rather literally)

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>>7122929
PERHAPS THAT IS WHY I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU AT IT
IT IS SUCH A SHAME THAT A WILLOW WISP WOULD DEAL A GREATER BURN TO ME THAN YOU EVER SHALL

>>7123022
(for very desperate cases, of course. Like an irreparably damaged or boring plot)

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>>7123010
Dude, did we hit you in the head too hard? Zygarde's in fucking Kalos. You seeing shit, Tini?

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>>7123010
death by adorableness maybe.

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>>7123010
I'm not even gonna try talk sense in you.
Next time you hang.

>>7123010
Remind me why is this thing allowed to be alive.

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>>7123010
i must always be alert with troublemakers like you even if i'm far away i'll still keeping an eye on you.
kalos war is almost completely over due to my aid

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>>7123154
Honestly I don't know, I think we might have killed him had Zygarde not reclaimed him while he was passed the fuck out like a little bitch.

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>>7123035
After I turn them into ash I'm coming for you gramps!
>>7123059
You didn't hit me in the head at all! I was going easy on you! Imma make that fur sizzle.
>>7123090
Trial by fire.
>>7123100
Next time you're gonna burn, baby.
>>7123154
Because you can't kill a legendary!
>>7123172
Geez I'mma have to bust out soon.

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>>7123192
I'M SURE YOU WILL LITTLE BROTHER, WILL THAT BE BEFORE OR AFTER YOUR AFTERNOON NAP?

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>>7123192
you won't have the chance
>>7123226
dialga, my brother, i musk ask you slow down time around victini to keep him busy

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>>7123192
you're so precious when you're upset!

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>>7123192
I seem to recall you having to burn off our satellite dish in order to protect yourself, and if you were going easy on us, why is it that it ended with you on the deck of our boat passed out like a little bitch?

>>7123192
Wish you could learn Burn Up because you really need to stop.

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>>7123257
I BELIEVE I CAN DO THAT
>TIME SLOWS IN VICTINI'S GENERAL AREA
I ENJOY TEASING HIM, HOWEVER, SO I WILL ONLY KEEP HIM LIKE THIS FOR A DAY OR TWO. WILL THAT BE LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU?

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>>7123226
Screw you! I'm gonna burn you hard!
>>7123257
Quit it! I'll burn you too!
>>7123291
Not when I blow you up!
>>7123327
Well you had a shield too! I wanted one! And fuck you you're gonna be ash!
>>7123353
I wish you could learn Shut Up because you need to stop!

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>>7123370
with your cuteness?

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>>7123369
FUCK YOU!

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>>7123370
HOPEFULLY NO MORE THAN YOU BURN YOURSELF.
DO YOU KEEP BURN HEALS AT HAND?

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>>7123257
Uh Zygarde, I want to ask you something.
And someone has told me to be more honest with my ways.
I would really like it and appriciate it if I could see your move "A Thousand waves" so I could sketch and copy said move.
I'l throw in a painting of the move with it.

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>>7123369
thank you i think that might be enough i'm almost done at kalos
>>7123370
you can hit me with your strongest fire and it wont affect me
but can you take my core enforcer?
>>7123390
learn some manners child
>>7123413
you're with that noble zangoose correct? i saw your worth during that fight against victini but first you must promise not to use my powers for evil ways

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>>7123386
WITH MY FIRE!
>>7123392
Fire doesn't burn a fire type, dummy!
>>7123450
Learn when to shut up, shitface!

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>>7123462
i think you should take your own advice child, you need it more than me

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>>7123462
OH? THE WAY YOU'VE BEEN TALKING THIS THREAD HAS LEAD ME TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE.

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>>7123450
Let me be stricken down if I should, I don't want to hurt others anymore.
But with all the trouble we keep finding ourselves in.
I should use my head better, but we keep attracting impossible situations.
I promise not to use my powers for evil or selfish ways.

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>>7123475
I think you should go watch your dumb forests!
>>7123479
And you need to shut up!

I'm going back to training!

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>>7123462
thats a funny way of spelling 'love'

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>>7123575
don't worry i almost finished with kalos and by early tommorow i'll be going your way.
i might let you do the first attack and see how innefective your puny fire is
>>7123492
i already knew about it but i needed to see if your heart would waver of fear or lies.
but your heart seems to be honest so i'll accept your request.
HERE BE SURE TO REMEMBER THIS MOVE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT. LET YOUR BRAVE HEART KNOW THIS SACRED MOVE
THOUSAND WAVES

>>7123622
Zekrom here

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>>7123635
lol pics or i call bs bro

>get home after all that bullshit goes down
>drinking some liquor
>null sleeping on my couch

How are you guys?

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>>7123670
contemplating on suicide!

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>>7123670
pretty fine, would be better if palkia stopped poking everyone in here

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>>7123670
I AM DOING 'ALRIGHT', AS YOU MORTALS PUT IT. MY MONKS HAVE MANAGED TO CREATE A THING CALLED 'SNOW CONES'. THEY ARE 'DELECTABLE'
>>7123704
IT WON'T WORK FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

>>7123704
Me too.
>Like 10 of my friends are dead
>Paulie's sister is dead
>Had to cheer him up
>Feel like a fucking asshole for holding a grudge against him for so long
>>7123734
Palkia is here?
>>7123748
Dialga is here too, right. Snow cones are nice. I'm leafing through the stuff I need to know to handle this doggo

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>>7123748
i know...

>>7123670
Trying to find myself in a mirror dimension dimension and ask myself why a vileplume of all things.

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>>7123770
I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOUR TYPE: NULL WOULD BE LONELY IF YOU DID COMMIT SUICIDE.
HAVE YOU GIVEN IT A NICKNAME YET?

>>7123770
>>7122806
(You have the last Type:Null, you're probably high enough up now to get one if we're going this route)

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>>7123622
(Sketches)
I don't think if I can feel any more proud or honoured, I will make good use of it.
You can trust on that.
If balance is being provoked I will fix it as best I can.

>>7123805
(Also he meant Pokeball, not Pokemon, though Type:Null could also be considered a Legendary fucker uper)

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>>7123734
lol ask nicely and i might
>>7123770
im everywhere
god of space, remember?

>>7123792
Good luck with that. I'm gonna end this day piss fucking drunk with a BK I can barely handle.
>>7123800
What are you gonna do if I kill myself? I'm terrible with nicknames, you got anything Dialga?
>>7123805
(I'll keep that in mind, thanks. Aether Foundation is probably going to be slower since all the deaths.)
>>7123846
Proive it.
Here I'm pouring a shot just for you.

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>>7123846
we always keep asking you to stop and you never do
we are even doing you a favor and you keep doing it
you caught master by surprise and he still in pain, he's pretty sensitive

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>>7123866
I PERSONALLY WILL NOT DO ANYTHING.
I CAN NOT SAY THE SAME FOR YOUR TYPE:NULL.
AETHER REFERENCES THE HEAVENS, DOES IT NOT? PERHAPS A NAME SUCH AS 'NIRVANA' OR 'ELYSIUM' WOULD BE FITTING.

>>7123933
I was thinking Azoth but those are damn good too.
>Reading through these files
>They don't mention an evolution
>Scan it with my dex because fuck i forgot to
>Has a spot for an evolution
???????? What the fuck
"
Ogh yeah Dialga when am I supposed to die because if Null's gonna kill me I'd rather get that over sooner rather than later

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>>7123866
>liquid from the shot vanishes
what the hell is that cheap shit
whiskey?
>>7123907
lol i never heard the magic word

>>7123933
According to the leaked Aether documents, Type:Null is the designation for a depowered, Normal type of a synthetic pokemon that can be all types, Type:Full.

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>>7124006
I DID MENTION THAT IT WILL MISS YOU IF YOU WERE TO DIE
THAT IMPLIES IT LIKES YOU ENOUGH TO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE
IT IS ALSO TRUE THAT IT HAS AN EVOLUTION
AT YOUR CURRENT RATE IT WILL SHOW THIS TO YOU EVENTUALLY

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>>7124006
You'll figure it out.
I look forward to meeting you one day.

>>7124006
>Sit on the couch with it
>Petting it
>Makes a gross fucking gurgling noise
nice this is really where i wanted my life to go
>>7124038
Man I don't know I swiped it from Lusamine's office a few weeks ago.
>>7124078
They're probably just out of date. I'm gonna name him Azoth tho to go with the alchemy thing we have going on.
>Gonna get the evo
sick sick
>>7124096
You guys aren't half bad. If I meet you I'll probably just go easy on you. Lusamine is
fucking craz

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>>7124127
at least its not a garbodor.

>>7124167
I mean this is my first real pokemon. I mean yeah at Aether they give us pokemon for field runs but fuck man this is not what I was expecting.

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>>7124245
You'll get used to him, treat him as a partner, not a slave.

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>>7124245
you could always be ripped apart by a pack a rabid rattata so it could be worse!

>>7124293
I mean that's why I joined Aether. I wanted to help protect pokemon, but all the shit they're actually doing is absolutely fucked to hell. Once its later I'm gonna go take him out for a walk and get a few battles in.
Look man I hate pokemon abuse.
>>7124376
Yeah I guess I need to look on the bright side

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>>7124412
Hey, bro, I get that. You're not the first guy to buy into the flash and realize you're with people you'd rather not be.
Personally, I'm trying to, like, talk down my crazier buddies where I am, but if you're ever in the neighborhood I'll put in a good word.

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Howdy, Buddy here. How are y'all?

>>7124485
Thanks. I'll take you for whatever the fuck that means.
>>7124527
hey Rocketfiend I'm piss drunk and I've got a BK in my hows how are you

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>>7124527

>>7124541
KISS THE DOGGO KISS THE DOGGO

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>>7124541
I dunno know you drunkenly ended up with a burger king in your house, but you have my sympathies.

>>7124548
That bad, huh? Why, What's up?

On a side note, things may not be as....awkward as I thought they were. Still gonna need to contact a high-level psychic to make sure. Faith is thinking that there may be something lost in translation when Joy was sharing her thoughts with me. I want to make sure though, for her sake.]

Still the snuggling and cuddling's really nice.

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>>7124527
Could be better. I got fired and I'm not as much a wanted man as my little brother.
I'm alive, though, and with Alola being not so peaceful that's nothing to sneeze at.

>>7124548
Is that my belt? If so give that back.

>>7124612
Ok i kissed its mask hows that
>>7124658
No no beast killer type null ringing any bells?

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>>7124658
I miss the feel of my heartbeat :(

>>7124699
o-ok....

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>>7124702
That works, bro. I'm doing a search from here about Type:Null, and this... this is not cool. You take good care of your bro there, he's been through some shit.

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>>7124725

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>>7124127
lol dude if youre gonna get shitfaced drink the good stuff
>a bottle of Johnnie Walker Swing Scotch Whiskey lands in anon's lap

>>7124805
Yeah they do some fucked up shit here. I'm glad they dropped most of the bad ones but fuck man Lusamines keeps raving on about ultra beasts.
They've been trying to open a fucking wormhole.
>>7124844
Holy shit. Thanks Palks. I'm gonna save that for my bnext suicidial bingeing episode.
I'm gonna go do a little training before I pass out.
>get up and pat my doggo
>wtf how does it have shit in its fur already
>pull out a little piece of metal with a red light on it
tttttheyre fucking tracking me

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>>7124902
>Gives you literally the last product of a very expensive experiment
>Doesn't track it
I don't know what you expected. As much as I dislike Aether for being full of shitheads, I can understand them.

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>>7124902
I got advice for dealing with trackers: stick it on the next delivery truck you see and get the fuck out. of wherever you are right now.
>>7124844
You may be a troll sometimes but you're a bretty cool dude.

>>7124946
Yeah I'm gonna get a hotel room. God I can't fucking believe this.
>>7124951
Thanks I'll be sure to.

Aether cleanup guy here, I think I found operatives Robert [Redacted] and Jim [Redacted]. You know, the men that degenerate attacked?
FUCK I SWEAR I SAW THEM DIE, WE ALL SAW THE FOOTAGE
DEAD GUYS DON'T CALL FOR HELP
WHAT DO

>>7125031
>Rob and Jim alive
Bullshit. Where the fuck are you?

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>>7124699
Alola? You need transport to the Mainland? I can see what contacts I have.

>>7124702
Not really, no. Can't say I'm much in the know in regards to some species.

>>7124725
Except you barely felt it when you had one. We all miss something when it's gone. But hey, no matter what form you have you still have a core that's you.

And you wanna know something funny?
I was told by one of these god-pokemon that I'm ending up becoming a ghastly like what you were. So, don't think your misery won't be shared. Sure, I'll still be around for Faith and Joy, but what happens when they pass away?

>>7125031
A klick up the fucking mountain, picking through the goddamn aftermath for a lead!
I don't know if I'm hallucinating or what, but this shit is FUCKED
WE HAD THOSE ASSHOLES CORNERED AND THEN THAT PSYCHOPATH SHOWED UP.

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>>7125093
here's a picture from the files i dont have enough time to take a picture

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>>7125106
Hi, Asshole here, turns out the psycho was Ray's bro, who would have thought?

Apparently Office Workers can evolve.

Well, found myself in this mirror dimension. In a park. Huffing vineplume pollen straight from the source.
I sent a middle finger and went my way, fuck druggies.

TIme to go home, somehow.

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>>7125189
lol having fun
>>7124951
lol thanks :^)
>>7124902
no prob
if you run out or need some other sort of booze
lemme know

>>7125130
What on earth is that, and why is it caged and chained like that?

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>>7125093
doesn't help.... dieing sucks!

>>7125225
>lol having fun
Not anymore.

>>7125225
Thanks nice to know you have my back Palkia.
>>7125287
Type: Null. Just for reference it isn't caged up anymore I'm just trying to pack the fuck up before anything happens.
>JUST started cooking spaghetti
>this shit happens
fuck me man

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>>7125302
Well, I tried, at least, an' I'm sorry you're having to go through all that.

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>>7125335
...we could always help you out

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>>7125064
Hi. Asshole here as well.
Please consult >>7120166 and >>7120213 for a thorough explanation of your compatriot's situation.
>>7125140
Apparently. By the way, I'm loving this new shirt I dug up, your crew has some pretty sweet digs.

>>7125384
Look I'll consider it I just need to fucking get out
fuck someones at my door

>>7125451
Would you like to talk about or lord and saviour Arceus?

>>7125412
WAIT WHAT
WHAT
I DON FUCKING EVEN

Fuck it.
I got two persons of interest up here for processing. One's having some sort of panic attack, so be advised. Requesting assistance.

>>7121715
I'd have to pick Articuno.

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>>7125475
FUCK ARCEUS

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>>7125523
I DOUBT HE WOULD ACCEPT YOUR OFFER

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>>7125335
Coulda been worse, coulda been while making lasagna.

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>>7125542
yeah you would have to exist first.

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>>7125605
HE DOES EXIST
IT WOULD TAKE A MATTER OF DIVINE INTERVENTION FOR ONE TO CONTINUE TO LIVE WITH LUCK AS 'SHITTY' AS YOURS

...Hmm, I thought I saw a cool-ass Gengar around here. Anyone got any idea where he went?

>Some faggot pretending he's in the Aether foundation for attention

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>>7125648
WELP WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT; YOU'RE RIGHT!

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hee-ho where is this plalce.
i've seem to hee in some anhother dimension.
are you what kind of demons you are ho?

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>>7125573
Hey, you and Buddy doing alright lately?
>>7125650
Probably hanging out with some assorted nuts.
>>7125451
If you're still alive, you need an escort out of the area? I have new and interesting connections now, my friend, and I'm willing to help.

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>>7125732
lmao wrong dimension dude
>a portal opens up behind him
on you go

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>>7125786
you seem to hee a nice demon mister, what's your name ho?
but i'm scared to go back

>Open the door expecting the cops
>Its Paulie
>thisisfine.jpeg
>He tells me that hes gotta take me back to Lusamine
>Lets out a Torracat
>Thing launches a fucking burst of flames at me
>Run into my kitchen
>He comes in after me
>Throw a pot of boiling water and spagetti at him
>Grab my backpack and pokeball and run the fuck out of there
>Hear this horrid fucking scream as my house is fucking engulfed in flames behind me

>>7125755
I'm heading to a fucking hotel i'll get back to you need to get out of here before the cops come

>>7125786
While you're here send me back to my own
t. anon with the dead neighbor riolu, in a mirror dimension

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>>7125755
Doing fair. Looking to find a powerful psychic- Faith says that there's some 'missing in translation' to Joy's thoughts about me, but I want a third party to check and make sure, because I care about Joy's thoughts and feelings as well.

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>>7125826
Dude forget the hotel they probably already tracked your purchase.

We'll meet you at the south docks.

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>>7125826
Ooh, you gave one of the bosses the old hot pot trick? That's ballsy. Get connected via TheOddishRouter from here on out, and for Arceus' sake don't explicitly state your location from here on out.
Well, unless that location is looking at a particular pirate ship, then it's cool and we can work something out.

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>>7125814
you can call me palkia :^)
really gotta kick you out bro
dad doesnt allow alternate dimension dudes
>>7125838
why though
that dimension is going to collapse soon
>>7125826
need a teleport :^)

>>7125908
>that dimension is going to collapse soon
what in the actual fuck

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>>7125732
hi there!

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>>7125950
Probably a shitstorm due to Jirachi

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>>7125950
lol i think thats the verse where pokemon arent sapient
gods incapable of complex thought makes for a bad universe eventually

>>7125884
Man, fuck I'll head down there.
>>7125888
Can I get a favor to get another person out of Alola?
>>7125908
Fuck. Sure, whereever >>7125884 is?

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>>7125958
hi, h you look like my cousin but hee's a big bully, you're not a bully right-ho?
>>7125908
i don't know how i got here all i remeber was some awesome dude with guns and a a wierd demon with sweet tatoos

>>7125964
This dimension's Jirachi throws off wishes like if he had discovered caffeine and it's mine the one that is going to collapse?

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>>7126045
nope! I am pretty harmless. I think you will fit in here....

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>>7125841
Nice. Hoping for the best, bro, you two are the cutest couple I know
>>7125884
Yeah, bro. If you can get clear before the shitstorm catches up, you're golden.

( The ship is mostly Discordfags fyi, we can hook you up with the link if you want it. If not thats fine too )

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>>7126048
In this one he's forced to grant wishes, so it's really a matter of what the wishes are.
>>7126036
Welcome to the Farsail Crew, glad to have you here.

(https://discord.gg/GzHdE)

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>>7126036
aight, got you senpai
>a hole in space appears behind anon, through which a ship deck is visible
>>7126045
i mean
doubt dad will even notice youre here
guess you can chill for a bit :/
>>7126048
the gods here balance out wishes though

>>7126129
>>7126140
Fucking hell. Alright, thanks.

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>>7126036
Sure thing. Just keep in mind, if they're not 100% "fuck Aether" they probably will freak if they see me in person.
Get your ass to the evac point, me and my new friends will take care of business.

>>7126018
They are not gods either in my home universe, and things go smoothly either way.

Collapse or not, I need to go back. This dimension is too silly for me.

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>>7126140
don't you palkia i'll just be heere until they those two scary guys go away-ho
>>7126071
yeah you don't look that scary to be a bully hee ho

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>>7126181
okay bro
dimensional suicide it is
>a hole tears in the fabric of space behind anon, through which a massive black hole can be seen

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>>7126088
Thank you kindly. Gonna have to head out for now, but I'll talk to y'all later.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w0YsaXJG-g

I love this guy <3

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Hey, have you seen my boyfriend lately? You know the male Primarina?

Attention all operatives, the package is gone. Our retrieval operative is assumed KIA. We have a defector, currently suspected of being with two targets of opportunity. Stand by for further orders.

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>>7126502
AS I HAVE MENTIONED BEFORE, IT IS VERY LIKELY THAT YOUR 'BOYFRIEND' WAS CAPTURED BY TEAM SKULL

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>>7126502
male primarinas are pretty commom, girl, sorry his disappearance
at least i know where my boyfriend is

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>>7126502
Tiddy does not go on that part of a Torracat :^)

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>>7126502
Well when he comes around tell him I need him on out date!

Fuck, extraction team here. These jokers look like KIAs Robert and Jim, but they're alive albeit barely coherent. One of them's got an apparent metal phobia, we're taking them back to HQ.
Operative out.

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This just isn't the same as it was on /vp/
I miss the threads where the autism was kept in a kind of balance, and the people who wanted to be pokemon were kept in check

>>7127016
Feel free to make your own threads with no Discord, excessive use of legendaries, wish spam (albeit more controlled now), humans transformed into pokemons and excessive amount of sapient pokemons.

Actually, do it

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>>7127016
what is a pokheemon? i'm a scary demon ho

>Dead thread
being a threadposter is hell

>>7127403
Discord is quiet too, is just late on a Sunday is all.

Is Buddy still here?

Kantofag here. My Vaporeon's been acting strange lately. Normally, she loves the rain and is calm, if not always friendly, with most people. She's been chewing on my stuff, sulking in the bathtub and even refused a rainy-day walk. I've got her on a pretty typical diet, albeit with a little sharing of my food, and she evolved about four months ago.
Can I get some advice?

>>7127835
Can you think of anything stressing that has happened recently?

>>7127913
Yeah, actually, a visit from my sister. She's fairly well-off, but couldn't cut it as a battling trainer and is still sore about going into a regular nine to five. Maybe Vapes overheard an argument, and hopefully it's not the one that was about her.
Fuck, typing that I feel dumb for not realizing.

>>7128000
Okay, update. I think my Vaporeon heard me and my sister arguing. We're not big on battling, to the point I can count her battles as a Vaporeon on my fingers, and my sister's not satisfied with that.
I'll try to console her, this shouldn't be a 'get-a-psych' thing I hope. I don't have that kind of cash until next paycheck.

>>7128702
Kantofag here, what am I looking at? My searches have nothing, and that's a little bit creepy.

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>>7128744
A mistake

>>7129218
Kantofag here, that's a goddamn polite word for it. Whoever the fuck's responsible for making that thing should be put down, an IP jail's too good for someone involved in that kind of fucking chop-shop.

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>>7121715
I want to cuddle with Reshiram!
>inb4 lubby chudder

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>>7129415
Apparently some Ex-Aether employee is running from the law with one

>>7129218
>No Dual Swords

I have been lurking every thread and I am just getting more and more and more confused as time goes on.
pls stop, this shit has gotten way out of hand and trying to make sense of it has given me the mother of all headaches that just won't go away

>>7130495
Yeah I hope these threads get a reset

>>7130517
yeah it needs something.
At this point If I wanted to stop lurking and start participating I would have no clue where the living fuck to start or do, so I can only imagine what it would be like for people who have just discovered the thread

why the fuck are you roleplaying some retarded bar scene? Its a favorite pokemon thread, not a "lets all act like idiot RP"


My favorite ledgendary is genesect

>>7130604
I discovered it today and have no idea what's going on.

(I really want to dismiss the Nazi plot this Turtwig is throwing at us from way out of left field, but he's got it all tied up in his fucking background, so if we ignore it, we get a murderhobo turtle)

>>7132553
(Tell him to stop being delusional)

Whats your pokemons favorite food?

>>7133005
My arbok just loves Rattata
and I have a friend who always has a bunch he has to get rid so he offloads a few onto me every once in a while and you should see how excited my Arbok gets when I bring home a cage with one in it.

>>7130604
>>7132108
Just jump the fuck in as, like, a random trainer.
80% of the purestrain crazy is ignorable desu.

>>7132553
( Its been dealt with and dismissed via lol asspull, and was a bit of a mess [read: more than a bit of a mess )

Kantofag here, got some family-induced Pokemon problems.
My ex-trainer older sister Charmless (name changed to protect the guilty) asked if she could look after my Vaporeon for a few days while I'm dealing with some work bullshit.
I McFucked up and said yes.
So, I'm on a business trip for three days, glad that Vapey's at least not stuck in her ball ten hours a day while I'm at work pulling overtime. Final day, I get a call that Charmless is Officially Done With Shit, and won't look after a rebellious Pokemon that bites at humans. This isn't like Vapey so I haul ass back home. Apparently Charmless had the great idea to relive her Trainer glory days with marathon battling way beyond what Vapey's used to, and my girl finally snapped at her in protest. Now I've got Charmless gossiping about me to the rest of the family and Vapey feeling very betrayed and hurt.
Any advice here?

>>7133828
Explain to Vapey that you didn't realize that your sister would pull that shit and thought that Vapey would prefer being at home bonding with a family member rather than being in a ball all day
Then tell her that your sister won't be allowed to do that again, and reprimand your sister and make her apologize to Vapey
And then let your family members know what happened
Hopefully your sister will get what she has coming for being a cunt

>>7133828
Call her out as an abusive trainer. Call your local police, if you need to, and explain the situation. That is pokemon abuse and it seems like she didn't know it.
Charmless sounds like a shitty trainer.

>>7133864
I am calling out Charmless for this, and trying to keep Vapey comfy now. Charmless was always rumored to be a shitty trainer, I just didn't want to take rumors at face value. This was a pretty shitty way to confirm them
As for police involvement, I'd rather not press charges if any are applicable. It was bad but not 'go directly to jail' bad.
>>7133863
I'm trying to calm Vapey down, but she's feeling pretty betrayed right now. I can't say I blame her. I'm not sure bringing my sister in to apologize would be a good idea right now, that could go wrong in multiple different ways.

>>7133980
I'm pretty worried about all other pokemons in Charmless care, now.

>>7134516
Kantofag here.
She may or may not have any currently. She passed her original 'team' onto family because she "couldn't deal with their behavioral issues". Those issues started resolving once out of her 'care', coincidentally. I can send a friend of mine to check on that. If anyone on here's willing to look for a young-ish blonde in southwest Fuschia with resting bitch face and an Ultra Ball tattoo on her left arm, that works too.

As for Vapey, I'm just trying to rebuild trust. I apologized, explained, and while she's not her usual cuddly self, at least she's not snapping at me.

>>7134659
You could pretty much build a case for serial pokemon abuse at this point.

>>7134905
I hadn't thought of that, because family mostly, but I probably could. I'll keep you guys posted and talk this over with local police, see what's what.

Vapey's doing better, she's hanging out in the bathtub right now. She's still skittish, but I'm giving her Oran berries with her food and making sure the house is quiet so she can rest.

>>7135047
Driftveil Anon here.
I saw the conversation and i'm sorry things didn't go so hot with your sister and Vapey.
I hope you can work things out with your pokemon, i know how hard it is to get a pokemon's trust back, believe you me.
Just give her a bit of space and time and she'll come around when she's ready.

Hey where's jirachi?

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>>7135125
don't worry human i victini won't make trouble for a while.
kalos is safe now, but i will take a while to recover

>>7135235
Thanks for the heads up, Zygarde.
Sleep well!

>>7135235
Hey you glorified gundam point me to Jirachi I wanna make a wish.

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>>7135260
lol thats too bad isnt it :^)

>>7135350
It's a good one, I promise.

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>>7135260
you seem quite rude and i don't think it's a good idea to tell the wishmaker's location

>>7135426
Look I'm sorry for my prior rudeness. I would like a single wish to help someone out.

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>>7135568
i you seem untrustworth.
how would it know if you're telling the truth about your wish

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>>7135688
I want to wish one of my friends to be okay. I haven't seen him since his last mission.

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>>7135715
whats his mission
lol i could just teleport him to you
if you ask nicely

>>7135767
He should be at the Aether Foundation. Could you bring him to the Plasma Frigate?

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>>7135876
okay senpai
could you copy the plasma frigate blueprints for me though
leave them at the spot i drop him off

>>7135942
Ghetsis will have my head if he learns of this but I will see to it that the blueprints are there.
Could you aim for the bathrooms? I'd rather not be seen with the blueprints.

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>>7136016
got it
>a pink portal opens and a bloodied and bruised plasma grunt stumbles through into a bathroom stall

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>>7136324
Thank you. He still has what we needed. Your kindness will be repaid.

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>Caught myself a ditto
>Keep a good relationship with it
>it learns to turn into all sorts of pokemon
>had some fug with Arceus just last night

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>>7136399
You shouldn't use your pokemon that way.

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>>7136399
PLEASE DELETE THIS BLASPHEMY
I DO NOT WISH TO SEE 'LEWD' IMAGES OF MY FATHER

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>>7136530
Me and ditto are very close. Very very close.
I even let it assimilate the outer layers of my skin sometimes.
You're just jealous that you don't have a mommydom arceus gf
>>7136592
Make me, fgt

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>>7136646
Our operative in Orre will have the abusive trainer situation solved soon.

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>>7136646
do you actually have sex with your ditto at her regular form, if you don't she will start to feel that she is not good enough for you and feel that she's not good enough for you

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>>7136646
REFERRING TO MY FATHER AS A 'MOMMYDOM' IS INCORRECT ON MULTIPLE LEVELS - FIRSTLY, IT IMPLIES THAT HE WOULD TOUCH YOU WITH A CROSS DIMENSIONAL POLE. SECOND, IT IMPLIES THAT MEW IS NOT THE FATHER OF HUMANITY, THUS MAKING ARCEUS YOUR GRANDFATHER.

IF YOU WISH ME TO MANUALLY STOP YOU I SHALL. FOR THE PURPOSE OF COURTESY I WILL ASK FOR YOUR REGION.

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>>7136592
>father

>>7136734
She doesn't really have a hole in that form, but we cuddle, and cuddling with ditto is messy and doean't accomplish much but we try
>>7136708
I'm in Alola, everywhere else is too fucking cold

>>7137042
Why are you here Lord Dialga? To watch over your brother?
>>7137071
Thank you. We will keep this in mind.

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>>7137071
>Orre
>too fucking cold
Orre is mostly desert man, it's why I lived there for so long.

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>>7137071
a true love doesn't think about the condition of his loved one.
master loves me even with my if i'm slightly slimy to the touch

I forget how often this place gets weird. Driftveil is still in order and thanks to you, Dialga>>7137042
I managed to keep Victini from rupturing the leaking Diesel storage tank. Thank you.

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>>7137062
YES, I DO BELIEVE I KNOW THE TERMS MY OWN FATHER PREFERS TO GO BY. IT IS A SHAME THAT NEITHER YOUR DITTO NOR YOUR HUMAN ARTIST ARE COMPETENT ENOUGH TO GET HIS FORM RIGHT.
>>7137071
I SEE. IF I DO NOT SHOW UP MYSELF YOU CAN BE CERTAIN MY CHAMPIONS WILL DEAL WITH YOU.
>>7137100
IN PART. ALL OF MY BROTHERS TAKE PART IN THESE THREADS, BUT I ALSO JUST ENJOY WATCHING THE HUMANS.

>>7137138
I didn't say I didn't love ditto, I'm saying snuggling usually ends up with her melting all over me
>>7137125
Desert is too dry
>>7137100
Try me, dork

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>>7137200
I'm so scared
You've got me shaking
:^)

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>>7137223
Yeah maybe, you could just chill out in Phenac or one of the parts that isn't in the desert.
My point was just that Orre isn't cold.

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>>7137200
You seem angry and flustered.

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>>7137200
Have you always enjoyed watching humans?
>>7137223
After we have taken the snag machine technology.

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>>7137328
Chill dude, the snag tech isn't worth it.

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>>7137328
>After we have taken the snag machine technology.
Don't go in the server room or the lab. Bad things will happen to you or your agents if you do.
I accept no responsibility for you or your agents getting hurt if you don't listen.

Ugh, did that person posting Arceus get banned? Good grief, can't find him anywhere.

>>7137328
don't you have to steal it from some guy named wes?
i heard he is pretty tough

>>7137345
>>7137372
>>7137391
You do know Professsor Krane has created a second version? That's what we'll be taking.

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>>7137408
>Breaking into Krane Labs
>After Cipher tried that
Well i'm gonna hop in my truck and go give them a warning. Next time don't post your plans on the internet.

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>>7137441
Nice one man, I was worried for a second there.
So has anything interesting happened in Orre? Not sure if you know but I hopped on a cargo ship and ended up in Hoenn.

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>>7137314
I get it, I'm more of a tropical paradise guy
>>7137328
Kek

>>7137505
Orre's been pretty quiet, honestly. I've been thinking about taking a vacation somewhere else to train my 'mons and catch some more. How's Hoenn been treating you?

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Oh, what a beautiful day.
The sun is shining, the waves are roaring, and I'm safely able to not stress about the big old ball of fuck that Alola's been turned into right now.
How's everybody else doing?

>>7137676
Driftveil is doing well. Our port is open and supplies are rolling in. Everything is A-ok again over here.

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>>7137676
Orre's been good. I'm heading to fucking warn these people about shit that might not even exist. I've had a bad fucking headache all day.

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>>7137570
Tropical paradise sounds pretty great, maybe once I've done in Hoenn I'll find a way over.
>>7137672
Hoenn's been pretty fuckin' sweet man, they have this massive beach where I'm working on building a giant sandcastle.
The best part is I don't have to worry about sandstorms ruining my fun.
>>7137708
Good to hear you're alright again, last I heard from you bad things were happening.