/sug/ - Steven Universe General
The Best Death Edition
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[MISC]
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>>7063550
kill yourself
>>7064298
Jasper is fat
LET'S MAKE A PLAN
Sapphire dominating Holly when?
first for pearls kissing
Blue diamond's head is shaped weird, and it ruins her just like the giraffe neck ruins yellow diamond.
There, I've said it.
>>7064154
kill yourself
>>7064320
To do smack
>>7064323
no
Holly needs BIG QUARTZ COCK to pacify her
>>7064345
Holly doesn't have much choice in the matter.
She's getting the ice donger.
>>7064264
you should
>>7064332
make me
>>7064298
I want the CG's to kidnap them and see what happens
>>7064303
this?
poel
>>7064142
I mean, all of the Crystal Gems are confined to their programming.
Pearl only fought to protect Earth because she loved Rose, and she loved Rose because Rose was her master, and a Pearl's place is to obey her master.
Peridot is a technician, so she thinks logically with efficiency in mind, and she only became a Crystal Gem after she realized that Yellow Diamond was being illogical.
Tiger Millionaire takes on a different meaning when you consider that Amethyst only liked wrestling because Quartzes are supposed to fight. Pearl and Garnet wanted to stop her, and Rose probably did something similar when she was alive, possibly because Rose wanted to see if she could raise a Quartz to be nonviolent, which feels reminiscent of parents who raise their children in the opposite gender role to be progressive.
Garnet's the exception, because she's something entirely new, and has no programming. However, Rose told her not to ask questions when she had just barely came into existence, and now she literally can't ask questions, so maybe that's significant?
WHY DO THEY DROPPED THE BOMB ALREADY
>yellow diamond sang
>mfw
I want to see the feet of every new waifu they revealed during this leaked bomb.
All of them.
>>7064409
YA CAN'T STOP THIS
Everytime Agate is a little cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBbIpbXoTgE
>>7064345
>7 poles cram into 3 holes in this brazzers original
Do you think Lapis will cry when she finds out what happened to her ex-girlfriend?
Do you think the rubies will cry when they find out what happened to their waifu?
Do you think BD's earth quartzes will cry when they find out what happened to their sister?
Do you think YD will cry when she finds out what happened to her foster daughter?
>>7064249
Try and make me.
>>7064439
Everytime she's a little cunt Sapphire has to discipline her.
>>7064298
Who did Pearl belong to?
>>7064446
I don't think anyone but YD gave a shit about Jasper, and even then it was because she was a decent asset
>>7064432
>not liking YD's singing
Drawendo is getting closer and closer to drawing bewbs with every shitpost, are you ready?
>>7064486
>design has white, blue, pink and yellow
can't say for sure but I'd say PD
>>7064432
Shittiest of tastes.
>>7064439
>Everytime Holly Blue Agate does something basterisktchy
>>7064463
That's because Jasper licks shit and has a large, ugly penis on top of being a permacuck
>>7064486
Rose.
>>7064439
Agates have the worst jobs. They have to train and babysit a bunch of rowdy retards every day. Only the mentally strong can put up with the shit teachers have to go through.
>>7064504
But Drawendo deserves his innocence.
>>7064361
alright what in particular do you have in mind anon
i cant believe pic related became canon
"Her eyes are covered in glass,
And look at the size of her arse..."
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxZQYxSHuV8[/spoiler]
>>7064504
I'm ready for the drawendo gem titty, I hope one of the Jaspers will be the first to have their titties drawn
>>7064504
Drawendo when you do slip can you please draw my waifu? Thank you.
>>7064533
>his
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>7064486
GUY FIERI
>>7064556
>glass
>Arse
one job
terraforming
>>7064533
Do they?
>>7064580
AHM ONNA TRACTOR *memes*
>>7064526
>Jasper's penis being large
Good one.
New promo is up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>7064556
I wanna fuck her so hard
>>7064599
*laugh track*
*applause*
>>7064604
xD halariusd andorginal
>>7064541
pearls like from the show steven universe but they're kissing
>>7064604
oh fiddlesticks! duped again!
>>7064599
[memes contemplatively]
>>7064578
Got me there.
>>7064603
>editing someone else's artwork
very naughty
>>7064603
Her penis used to be something worth idolizing in her PD days. What happened?
>>7064599
One of my cousins is autistic and likes to randomly shout memes.
At Thanksgiving dinner, I couldn't stop thinking about her being Peridot and her handler who's fed up with life being Lapis.
>>7064632
woah, pearls kissing each other? i dunno if thats legal anon
>>7064565
DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER.jpg
>>7064635
Looking at this image, I kinda came to a realization.
Holy fuck, this is my waifu? This fucking thing? I have hope that one day she'll be tall again and not a meme.
>>7064684
the diamonds told them to
cause they thought it would make blue feel better
>>7064693
no, it's just a particularly memey picture of her caught in action
such as pic related for lapis
>>7064486
White, although that pink diamond on her old uniform is giving me thoughts
>>7064678
rose shattered that too
Would you rather fug a skinny feminine boy
>>7064727
Or a beefy manly woman
>>7064683
That's amazing
Who's the Jasper?
>>7064693
So, did you not watch The Kindergarten Kid?
>>7064376
kill yourself
what if you saw lapis and peridot at the grocery store and lapis made eye contact with you briefly
>>7064726
My theory is when Rose cucked her, her pants-tree shriveled down to a twig in response
This also explains why Jasper is short and fatter than usual in the SDCC poster; she's showing submission to Garnet
>>7064320
TO DEFEAT, THE HUNS!
>>7064758
I'd take out my AK-47 and shoot Peridot in the face.
>>7064725
A lot of the CGs wear Pink Diamond insignias. Garnet's heels have half diamonds on them, Sardonyx has them on her feet, even Steven wears one in historical fiction. What does it means?
>>7064750
Thanks babe, call me sometime
>>7064486
why do people think she belonged to a diamond?
>>7064790
>AK-47
>At a fucking grocery store
What, are you robbing it?!
>>7064557
They drew Jasper with large melons once, I didn't save it though.
>>7064761
>The option that is heterosexual
So neither?
>>7064557
why do people draw skinny shorter than jasper, they are the same height
>>7064799
That they're from earth.
Ruby and Steven('s gem) were created by Pink Diamond.
>>7064746
Same honestly
Although the four of them together would be chaos and you wouldn't get any sleep anyway
>>7064735
I love beef
>>7064805
>he doesn't carry his AK-47 on him at all times in case of Peridot sightings
>>7064727
>>7064735
Both is good.
>>7064817
Really? Goddamn she's tall, then.
>>7064817
I think Skinny is probably a little shorter but not by much.
>>7064651
Oh hey, that's my artwork.
I like to take it as a compliment when people use my art to push their own agendas.
It puts me among the likes of good ol' Zyklon Ben.
what if you were watching steven universe and you heard the characters talking about things that are going on in your life and using your name and then one of them says "they can hear us" and the episode just continues normally
>>7064739
My dad, the angry, racist, homophobic Vietman vet.
tried to recreate her in gemsona maker
>>7064882
anon you might wanna get that checked out
>>7064877
It's just so smug.
>>7064877
I love your artwork
>>7064869
she towers over the fully grown amethysts
>>7064882
I would be very concerned I was having psychotic delusions, and schedule to see a psychiatrist
>2017 will be the year SU is cancelled and rebooted as a johny test clone
hahahahahahahaha
>>7064877
Your art is the best
>>7064898
Wow it's humanized malachite
>>7064909
Will keep this in mind for future art. Man, she keeps getting better and better.
stop watching xenos scum
>>7064761
>Making love to your brother in arms, finding comfort in his ass after a long day of laying waste to all who stand before you.
>Wasting your hard-earned cum on an ungrateful sow, getting her pregnant, being forced to marry her, and losing everything in the divorce to the vaginal Jew.
Who's the real faggot here?
>>7064909
Lapis and Pearl also """tower""" over amethyst, and Jasper towers over them
>>7064950
Make me faget.
>>7064909
amethysts are womanlets though
>>7064967
the fully grown ones arent
>>7064909
Maybe you're right. That means they are perfect for 69ing each other.
>>7064950
Shut up you euphoric mummy
>>7064978
kys
>>7064847
Around Peridots, take the shots!
>>7064978
i mean if it doesn't bother you then who cares? no need to panic if it's not actually doing any harm and you don't mind
if it does then maybe ask for help, but be careful because i heard letting doctors know you've got schizophrenic symptoms can be a dark alley to go down
>>7064967
The fully grown amethysts are taller than Greg and all the humans at the zoo, and Skinny is a lot taller than them, so she's probably around Jasper's height
Another request done.
I got a couple of other requests last thread even though I'm not taking them right now. I will add yours to the list, but it will be after everyone who replies when I ask for more. Otherwise it's a bit unfair.
>>7065007
TOO BAD SIZE DOESNT MATTER especially in SU where it literally doesn't
>>7064847
Why would I harm any of the gems?
THat would be mean.
>>7065015
that's great anon
>>7065015
Fucking thank you, it's their fault for not understanding English and being pedos
>tfw loud house hits record ratings and this show is gonna crash and burn because of leaks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/loud-nick-toon-beats-spongebob/
>>7065038
Dumb Frogposter.
>>7065038
Yeah well it doesn't mean anything about the quality of the show, SU is a better overall show so fuck off.
>>7065019
You'd just be putting Peridot out of her autistic misery.
>>7065038
This show is going to crash and burn because of shitty writing, the crewniverse hating us and each other, awful pacing paired with a terrible airing schedule, and the fans being the most hateful fans of any other show in existence, not because of leaks
>>7065038
But that show panders to 5 years and the loli and shota fetishists.
Plus Nick > Cartoon network in terms of their scheduling.
SU is still a better show though.
>>7065018
Because Gems have no penises?
>>7065052
quality dosnt save shows, ratings do. and you dont get ratings by releasing five episodes every year hahahahahahaha
>>7065073
It's still alive despite Season 4 being terrible writing.
No sign of active crewniverse members hating us or that influencing the show.
Airing schedule is the issue.
The pacing is affected heavily by when the episodes are aired otherwise they could feel natural.
*Tumblr being the most hateful thing of any other show in existence.
Tumblr doesn't count as the fandom, they just ride on the show's success to try and wave their progressive flag around but get mad when SU burns it.
who wants a draw request
raise your hand
>>7065038
Actually, SU has a higher rating than loud house.
>>7065112
draw skinny jasper sucking a deek
>>7065112
The person who wants Armstrong being manhandled and fingered by Armstrong.
>>7065096
Oh, how naive of you.
>>7065073
yeah, everything about this show reeks of failure. almost as if Rebecca wasnt good enough for AT and left crying like a bitch
>>7065081
I still have the first request you took during SOS on /co/. And I still love it, thanks for coming back all these times and even into /trash/
>>7065112
i do
>>7065152
well what is it then?
>>7065112
We need a Greg, Blue Diamond, Pearl threesome image.
Either that or Steven walking in on his father nestled between the breasts of a heavily pregnant Blue Diamond with 'Greg Universe, Savior of Humanity' under it.
>>7065167
>>>7065038 (You)
>>>7065073
>>>7065100 (You)
>>>7065130 (You)
>Samefag
SU fags just cant win, can they?
>>7065112
Blue Diamond punching The Elder ShroobQueen in the face?
>>7065038
They weren't leaks, they were released through an official medium. Aka the right way to capitalize on a huge online presence.
https://www.google.com/trends/explore?q=steven%20universe,the%20loud%20house,loud%20house
>>7065193
Didn't even edit the (You) out properly
0/10
>>7065132
Haha, thanks dude I'm glad. I'll always be in these threads until the show finishes. I was here when we were all babbling about the redesigns.
Pic related. Drew it during season 1.
>>7065112
Skinny and Fatsper 69ing each other since they are the same height
>>7065112
Pearl doing anything tiptoes
>>7065128
*Sapphire
ftfy
I want to cuddle with a giant blue goddess
>>7065238
Do you think she goes around barefoot?
>>7065236
He knows what he said.
>this show is hates so much by CN that its only shown once a year and leaks every time
>yfw fucking TTG outlives it
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>7065215
Wow, I had no idea. I've only been here since Steven's Birthday Bomb myself. Awesome to know though
>>7065258
>TTG fag is upset their show is ending
>TTG fag is Homerfag
Wew.
>>7065112
amy forcefeeding lapis
http://www.strawpoll.me/12038628
>>7065112
Steven Universe General starring Dancing Armstrong. As a low quality gif if possible.
>>7065279
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>7065266
>YFW FUCKING CN GIVES OUT THE EPISODES TO LOWER RATINGS
WORSE THAN GETTING CANCELLED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>7065279
w-what's wrong with being a nigger
>>7065177
yellow diamond's ship orbiting earth and putting on a latex glove
>>7065258
hey dude, mind dumping your homer reaction folder here? it would actually be welcome, unlike your shilling
>>7065308
just asking not saying any thing a being a nigger
>>7065271
dont fool yourself. the shitty writing, lazy art style and cheep voice actors will ensure that that is the longest running show in history
>>7065258
>Unity
>>7065330
They got rid of Johnny Test eventually, no one is safe.
>>7065340
think you forgot to carry a few zeros there
does anyone have a picture of that shirt that shows steven's whole gem with the point on the back?
>>7065193
I'm going to bed. I'm going to dream about marrying Lapis and being happy together and we adopt Peridot as our child. Night everyone. I hope my dream turns out okay.
>>7065318
>SOMEONE IS POINTING OUT OUR FLAWS SO IT MUST BE SHILLING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
su fags are THIS PATHETIC
LITERALY /pol/ TIER
>>7065271
>equivalent of 7 and a half seasons out compared to SU's 4 (1A+1B+2+3) and a half seasons
>only premiered about 5 months before SU
they really pump that cheap shit out don't they
>>7065373
I hope she rapes you and I mean that in the kindest way possible.
>>7065347
how many years was it? fucking 13 years?
>>7065373
I hope you have a nightmare and your mother dies in the nightmare and then you wake up and she's dead in real life you fucking cunt
this show is for NAMBLA members
>>7065425
that's not very nice anon apologize to them
>>7065373
Good night you fucking European
>>7065416
But that's not Sapphire
How do I get good at draw?
>>7065446
No fuck you
I want Blue Diamond to sit on my face.
>>7065462
Sapphire has been upgraded to raper of Agates now.
>steven universe: the show so shitty, it was kicked out of FUCKING /CO/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>7065462
keep up with the memes, retard
What if Lapis forced Jasper to take, like, ten water dicks? Do you think Jasper would poof or ask for more?
>>7065480
that's not very nice anon now apologize to me
>>7065482
She can't be upgraded just because the show gave her sub material outside of Ruby.
>>7065491
>>7065492
>>7065251
I sure hope so.
>>7065492
Who wouldn't ask for more?
>>7065473
Success is purely down to practise, concentration and problem solving.
Keep doing life drawing until you've developed enough tricks to interpret what you see on canvas.
Less fighting, more absolute degeneracy
>>7065481
Don't we all
>>7065481
I want Blue Diamond to crush me with her giant bare foot.
>>7065531
I like it Blatt.
>steven universe
>kicked out of /co/ for being insufferable autists
>kicked out of normal lineups for being shitty show
>kicked out of life for being virgin loosers
SUICIDE WATCH
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>>7065492
Jasper is a fucking slut and has already made it clear how much she wants to get split in half by Lapis' monster whale penis
>>7065588
We get it TTG is ending and you're mad that all your whiteknighting failed.
>>7065391
Teen Titans Go is actually pretty good for a show that's procedurally generated.
>>7065487
Well actually it was kicked off because of the massive endless threads and how frequently people on them broke the /co/ rules.
>>7065618
/co/'s hateboner*
>>7065481
PLEASE DON'T STICK ME IN YOUR GIANT VAGINA!!
Not a theory, just characteter analysis. Enjoy, or hate. Whatever feels right
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/155454681909/steven-is-an-empath-sort-of
>>7065652
DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?!
>>7065588
>>7065677
Garnet should split up.
>>7065677
You stole it and are claiming it as your own because you believed you added something to it.
You were once a good poster you know.
I don't know why you started to attentionwhore all your stolen theories.
>>7065677
Kys
>>7065677
>Empathy on the other hand is supernatural.
>>7065610
>TTG
>ending
that show will be around until a nuclear holocost while you wont even get a fifth season
even in death, GF wins again
>>7065692
>still replying and taking the bait
you know it's spamming and can just be reported and hidden right?
>>7065715
empathy as defined as something separate from sympathy
>>7065715
it's a special ability buff only the neurotypical class has ugh
>>7065718
This isn't even good bait.
>>7065718
>/gfg/ fag
Wew.
>>7065722
>anything i disagree with has to be reported
DO YOU BROWSE /POL/ TOO? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>7065140
Are forever
>>7065720
>Mad
No, i'm stating that you were once a normal poster anon.
Now you're just attentionwhoring these shitty theories you steal from leddit and 4chan.
>>7065266
Google clicks don't give you money.
>>7065750
you took it though
>>7065588
what if i told you a am a priest and am celibate
>>7065796
my empathy skill isn't high enough to understand you, sorry
HAH IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, THIS PATHETIC GENERAL WOULD BE AT A CRAWL. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOUR PATHETIC FANDOM IS DYING! GO BACK TO TUMBLR WHERE YOU BELONG! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>7065718
>GFfag
Steven Universe is shit but Gravity Falls somehow managed to be shittier, that ending was awful and so are all but a couple of the characters kys
>>7065842
IT WAS ME LE DIO XD
OAROAROAROAROAR XD
BREAKOUT BREAKOUT XD
>>7064376
this.
bloople is cutest
post more bloop
[spoiler]i didnt like her until the fucking voice. so adorable.[/spoiler]
>>7065824
>christ cuck watching a show about literal faggotry
HAHAHAHAHAHA TRIPLE KEK
>>7065834
this is 4chan, I wasn't expecting empathy. I was just expecting the people pretending to be retarded to be going whole-hog
technically, I guess it could all still make sense if you weren't pretending
>>7065531
is that fucking snot???
>>7065864
YP and BP are literally Asuka and Rei, once again Sugar plagiarized because she is an uncreative hack, when will it end?
>>7065890
indeed it is
>>7065852
YET GF GOT A NORMAL RELEASE SCHEDULE AND A LIVELY FANDOM YOU LOSE AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAA
>>7065783
No, but popularity does if you're a half-decent company. You're smart enough to get that, aren't you?
>>7065928
I haven't been replying to you but
>normal release schedule
you can't even make your bait correctly retard, their's was worse than SU.
>>7065928
>YET GF GOT A NORMAL RELEASE SCHEDULE
It did?
>>7065901
>Rebecca sugar is such a shitty writer and person she steals from japs
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I CANT THINK OF SOMETHING MORE PATHETIC
what sort of theme do y'all want Steven/Rose×Garnet (the final OG crystal gem "dual"-fusion) to have?
>>7065611
>Teen Titans Go is actually pretty good
MAXIMUM TROLLING
>>7065956
Doesn't matter.
>>7065956
I want Garnet to fucking die already.
>>7065945
>their's
Learn to spell you literal autist.
>>7065956
>final
nah Pearl/Steven will be the final one because Pearl is a cuck and Rainbow Quartz was shown off, so of course it's upgraded appearance would be baited to be the last Steven fusion, even past Lapis and Peridot and maybe even Jasper.
But I expect some peppy rock song to be their theme.
What if Yellow Pearl was having an affair with Jasper because YD is too busy to fuck her any more?
>>7065928
yes, they're very lively calling Alex a hack and fuck-all else.
>>7065988
>Jasper gets brought back from the dead just to cuck Pearl
>Pearl gets cucked by the cuck
How will she ever recover?
>>7066025
That is literally all GFG was in the end
Literally literally actually literally
>>7065962
Did you read the rest of the sentence you fucking moron?
>>7066043
>Teen Titans Go is actually pretty good for a show that's procedurally generated.
Yeah, you called teen titans go good. Haha Underage.
>>7066042
>i dont know the definition of literaly
SU FAGS ARE THIS STUPID HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>7066002
Scribble's and This one are the cutest designs for their fusion imo
>>7066023
>Jasper x Yellow Pearl
I didn't even know I wanted this.
>>7065038
that's fucking retarded though. it's not on the crewniverse, it's on cartoon network. the only people to blame are cn themselves.
not to mention steven universe could probably run by itself online for a while considering its massive fanbase.
>>7066055
>not noticing the second half of the sentence
You're beyond hope.
>>7065988
well, I'm counting Steven/Rose as a single entity, since they form the same gem. Although I do wonder what Rose×Amethyst Smoky's theme would be, since I doubt the whole "90's radical kid" theme would still be there. I remember I used to think they would form a weird battle lolita/dollhouse girl to symbolize their pseudo-mother and daughter relationship, but I feel like that may be too far removed from current Smoky.
But yeah, nu-Rainbow Quartz will probably be the last one we see of all of them.
>>7066055
That wasn't me. And since you don't understand the sentence, just kys.
Skinny Penis
>>7065112
bloople trying human food for the first time
>>7066081
>he thinks humans are made of what ever food he likes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SU FAGS ARE STUPID AND FAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>7066073
>massive fanbase
it's literally just Tumblr, kids don't even watch SU unless their family members are Tumblrinas and force them to watch it
>>7066102
>>7065956
>>7066095
We never saw RQ's weapon or even heard her voice. It doesn't count, we need to see her again.
>>7065196
>>7066135
>THIES PEOPLE ARE MAKING ME USE LOGIC, MAKE THEM GO AWAY
SU FAGS SOUND JUST LIKE /POL/ STORMWIENIES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
>>7064779
[insert "the gem who was cucked to death" here]
>>7066148
Thank you
ugh
hm
ugh
>>7066141
We already know RQ's weapon.
>>7066167
tch
>>7066158
>SU FAGS ARE SO PATHETIC THEY WATCH A SHOW ABOUT THE MAIN CHARTERERS GETTING KEKED
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7066158
>>7065901
>there are two characters in one anime that are like two characters in this one show
>probably millions of anime exist
unless she's "plagiarized" this show before, i'm not sold.
>>7065112
>>7065196
>>7066148
I'm the first one to actually raise a hand here >>7065221
and you didn't do my request. Welp, time to drown my sadness in sugar again.
>>7065492
Jasper keep taking it up the ass until they get what they want
>>7066217
*jasperS
>>7066217
But what if they want to give it up the ass?
>>7066235
/pol/ calls everyone they don't like a cuck. I expect he's more likely from /v/ or something like that.
>>7065901
It's an homage, you retard.
Blatantly copying a character is an homage as long as the character is copied from anime.
Which was a better fear boner moment, Yellow Diamond's 'By whom?' in The Arrival or Blue Diamond's 'I never asked any Sapphire to go to Earth' in That Will Be All?
>>7066061
that design is awesome
>>7066271
the latter. definetely.
>>7066271
the latter, since both diamonds were actually present
>>7066236
They will be in for a "short" and ultimately forgettable experience
>>7066217
>ywn be Lapis's prisoner
>ywn get raped nonstop for months
>ywn be forced to be so close to her that you can't tell where you end and she begins
Why live?
>>7066271
Blue Diamond's
>>7066141
We'll hear and see it when Steven and Pearl fuse in Season 9
>>7066118
>it's literally just Tumblr
Tumblr must be really fucking huge then
>https://www.google.com/trends/explore?q=steven%20universe,the%20loud%20house,loud%20house
>>7066293
ugh
>>7066271
Blue's, because up until that point she had been softspoken and wispy, not intimidating at all.
>>7066271
>The Arrival
Fuck, did more episodes get leaked?
>>7066260
Just keep telling yourself that Sugar, those Jap studios are going to find out what you've been doing sooner or later.
>>7066297
Because it ends in poofing?
>>7066328
wow ur clever
>>7066118
>kids don't even watch SU
my stepsister is 11 and watches it.
>>7066328
I mean the Message. I have no idea why but I always call that episode The Arrival in my head.
>>7066328
It was actually a live action tie-in movie. It was pretty good even if it didn't have any of the main characters from the show.
>>7066271
The latter, since there was a chance of Sapphire getting raped in the ass by two diamonds.
>>7065492
>>7066217
W E W
E
W
>>7066346
Your stepsister is a lesbian
>>7066346
Sounds like you're a dumb ess jay dubya and you force her to watch it, because kids literally, LITERALLY, never watch Steven Universe.
WHEN do we get to see the big fusion with rose quartz + alexandrite?
this show has blue balled me long enough its time to see some cool new designs already
>>7066362
>two whoopie cushions
oh god...
>>7066368
didnt even mention it to her until i saw her watching one of the new episodes when i hadn't seen it yet.
>>7066365
fine by me, /pol/tard
>>7066368
My 10-year-old brother actually convinced me to start the show, so there's at least 2 kids out there that watch it.
>>7066393
>fine by me, /pol/tard
>encouraging degeneracy
sumaha tobyhon
which characters do you want to see fused?
The bomb was great right /sug/?
>>7066346
Who is her favorite gem
>>7066411
yep.
especially because bloop's new adorable voice
>>7066411
Yeah, I was pleasantly surprised considering my expectations have been getting lower and lower.
>>7066348
YD doesn't appear in The Message. Lapis does.
...u cuck
>>7066410
Jasper and Yellow Pearl.
I want to see if they become an Opal.
>>7066416
peridot.
shes a kid, sooooo
>>7066410
Garnet and Jasper, Pearl and Lapis
>>7066410
Eyeball and Sapphire
>>7066411
Yeah, it gave new porn material for "Blue" gems too.
>>7066410
Lapis/Amethyst
Peridot/Pearl
Steven/Garnet
Steven/Lapis
>>7066425
kek.
you know what he means, silly.
Anyone here ship Brown Sugar?
>>7066411
The show can be great when it wants to be
The crew isn't very interested in dealing with the cool things like the ancient alien empire in the show though
>>7066423
Seriously. This bomb reminded me why I love this show.
All the townie shit and filler made it easy to forget.
>>7066430
Of course it's Peridot
Her character is an autistic child and was made to be relatable to children and autists
>>7066454
>brown sugar
>>7066410
mystery girl and steven
>>7066455
Yeah, but who cares about ancient alien empires? Let's have an episode where Steven hangs out with a bunch of autistic children!
>>7065221
>>7066209
Don't be sad baby
I am still doing it
also I thought you said nose instead of toes
>>7066410
DIAMOND FOURSOME FUSION FLASHBACK
>>7066455
With the ridiculously tiny amount of effort they put into the townie episodes you really have to wonder why they still do them at all. I mean if they genuinely liked them for some reason there would at least be some effort shown.
>>7066441
Blue Orgy when
Agate can be tied up in the corner and watch
>>7066459
When I worked at a preschool everyone loved Pearl and Amethyst... maybe that was because I said Pearl was my favorite though
>>7066459
yeah
i don't like her too much but she's still charming
i mean, it's kinda cute how she was this big threat, but when captured is just a smol meme child
>>7066468
>>7066454
I ship Lean Meat instead.
>>7066411
What the hell does that signature say, it's too blurry due to upsclaing.
>>7066411
Yes, this bomb didn't future an arc with a shitty moral attached to it and didn't end with a dumb or rushed resolution. Also Peridot wasn't there to ruin everything with her stupid memes
>>7064981
umm dude, warhammer 40k is fucking older than you, I was doing it since rogue trader man. Good shit.
>>7066468
Speaking of Mystery Girl....
I wonder when the diamonds come back and take humans if they'll take MG and that's how she'll be important plotwise other than being Pearl's gf.
>tfw it's been like 8 episodes and no pearl spilling spaghetti on the phone
this show has awful pacing
I think it might be time to stop making SU theories.
we know too much about the setting, everything we know either reinforces or debunks long term hypotheses rather than inspiring new ones
>>7066482
I was joking, but that's friggin hilarious. Thanks.
>>7066539
also they're always edgy and wrong
>>7066539
It's time for YOU to stop stealing theories.
>>7066539
GUYS I THINK ROSE QUARTZ WAS REALLY PINK DIAMOND
>>7066410
Pearl×Lapis, Garnet×Peridot, Pearl×Peridot, Garnet×Steven, and Amethyst×Jasper.
>>7066542
>pony
M-MODS
>>7066410
Peridot/Lapis
Amethyst/Lapis
Peridot/Pearl
Peridot/Garnet
Lapis/Steven/Peridot
Lapis/Pearl
Garnet/Jasper
>>7066561
ugh
>>7066484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APtSB6U_Tek
Starts at 5:13.
They recycle the same animation 4 times. They clearly give zero fucks.
>>7066493
I think before Peridot Amethyst was the go-to favorite for children, she is the comic relief after all
I wonder how they feel about her edgy episodes
reminder that CN only made ONE accident
http://www.polygon.com/tv/2017/1/5/14177940/steven-universe-leaks-2017
>>7066542
>he's a brony
stop, you only watch that show for "m-muh horse waifus r so cuuuteeee xddddd"
>>7066428
that would be sexy
>>7066526
Even Jasper has a better chance of coming back than Mystery Girl. And that's saying something.
>>7066555
>>7066592
Oh you've done it now you cunt
>>7066574
Oh so CN is confessing to the fact they've been leaking the show early and are trying to make it as if it's been their plan the entire time.
>>7066592
>Bronies and the MLP fandom are 5 years old
>>7066608
>We were just pretending to be incompetent
>>7066428
>>7066585
Not Yellow Pearl, but yeah.
Just ignore the fact that she's called Agate.
>>7066574
Stop, you only watch this show for "m-muh gay rock waifus r so cuuuteeee xdddddd"
>>7066574
So...in the future we could expect episodes to appear randomly? Like in the second week of Februari we suddenly get an episode without any announcement? Geez, job well done CN
>>7066410
Armstrong and Skinny.
>>7066410
All the cluster gems together
[spoiler]I think they'll end up like Cell[/spoiler]
>>7066591
they said that no character is a one time thing
>>7066652
delete this and stuff
>>7066608
they've advertised the "see it early" thing for a long time before steven universe's beginning.
>>7066592
stop. now.
>>7066650
sometimes, not sure.
>>7066634
i dont, some might.
the difference is is that some steven universe watch for waifus (well developed ones at that) but "broenees" ALL watch for waifus, as evidenced by the terrible writing.
and yes, i've watched through season 1, 2 and the beginning of 3 just to try it, because it "apparentally gets better as you go"
>>7066574
I actually don't understand that waifu stuff. Wish I was in on the fun.
>>7066610
almost 7, actually. i was 13/14 in 2010 when I was into the show.
>>7066521
I'm thirty five.
Get wrecked.
>>7066548
steal, steal, steal. That's all you think about. it's like you're incapable of realizing multiple people can come to the same conclusion independently, or that they can build on other people's ideas without it being "stolen"
Maybe I'm just out of it, but there's very little left to figure out that hasn't already been extensively speculated on.
What's left?
Pearl's backstory? Done! Lapis's purpose? Solved. Everthing about Rose, Lion and PD? Done to death. Ruby redemption arc? Already guessed at. Stevonnie's new power? discussed. Centipeetle's healing? Solved.
What mysteries are still lay unguessed or unsolved? The only thing left I can think of is white diamond, and I strongly suspect you were one of the exact people who told me that theory was shit!
>>7066705
It's pure autism and loneliness. I would know.
Do all Stevuni threads degenerate in petty fighting or did i just choose a bad moment to check in
>>7066705
exactly.
unless you were talking about mlp, in which case you're a rare case of autist who watches a show because it originated on 4chan
>>7066751
Fuck off, cunt
>>7066652
How would your favorite (non-Pearl non-Steven) Gem react upon warping in?
>>7066751
Where do you think you are?
>>7066751
yes
>>7066751
Some baiter is in an argument with someone fair more intelligent then himself.
>>7066751
well i mean
its better than tlhg
which is 100% waifuing
loli waifus at that
we only have some waifu talk
>>7066763
Amy would want to join in
Garnet would be unfazed because she already saw it coming
Peridot would either not understand the significance or derail the episode by freaking out for five minutes
Lapis would give a thumbs up
Jasper would be jealous
>>7066732
I only say you steal because you give no credit to theories you've clearly only added like 1 minor detail to that was theorized by someone much more talented at theorizing then you.
Seriously dude, why did you become an attention whore?
>>7066766
>Peridot runs around Beach City stabbing people while yelling things like "You just got pranked!" and Lapis films it all
I hope this episode airs when the show comes back and Steven returns to Earth.
>>7066732
pearl's backstory is definitely not done at all
>>7066733
Kissless virgin shut-in waifu loser reporting in, can confirm.
>>7066784
No, this place is mostly waifu and porn posting too
>>7066751
its always like this here
>>7066840
kys
>>7066832
Not 100% like tlhg
>>7066840
PERIDOODLEY DOO
>>7066832
yeah id say more like the majority
the rest is character discussion (not waifuing, actual discussing like their decisions, etc.) or theories and lore. oh and episode discussion, can't forget about that
So we got official confirmation that Greg is going to be fairly heavily involved in Jaspers redemption arc.
Bets people, which is more likely
>Murdercock assumes direct control, Gregs desire for giant women is sated once more.
>She thinks he's Stronk since he killed Rose only to realize that he's not strong and feelings have their own power/love is powerful in and of itself or some other fuzzy shit
>Some other 'Greg is a diplomancer' type bullshit
>>7066867
Also no one here has raped their sister. To our knowledge.
Points to anyone who resits the temptation of waifufaging every day
>>7066893
You're all my waifus. I'm a fagfag.
>>7066893
Your points mean nothing to someone with a lust such as mine.
>>7066840
Give the Doodle an Ice cream
here!
>>7066893
>actual point used in the show is a very simple shape
>every single fan-made one is much more complicated
This person doesn't deserve to be called an artist if they can't pick up on simple shit like that
>>7066893
My waifu isn't on any of those points so I don't care.
>>7066574
Huh
They say people working on the show didnt even know CN was doing this, seems strange
>>7066887
woah woah what? where? im curious.
im going to say none of the above, that greg can relate to jasper because of her loss of pink diamond. this was likely foreshadowed by his speech to bd.
would be funny if jasper became overattached to greg and started to feel romantically for him, and he has to shove her off of him and decline
>>7066887
If you're talking about those fake and gay "leaks" that mentioned Jasper's va confirming Greg would play a role in Jasper's redemption arc you are dumb. The only thing she said was "maybe he'd bring out her soft side" or something in response to someone asking her about grasper
>>7066930
Except not "every single" one of them is much more complicated, and different characters have different silhouettes.
>>7066893
>pointfaging this bad
kys
>>7066936
oh fuck
well that's fucked
wow
>>7066936
>quietly fart out 5 new epsiodes a month early on a different medium
For what purpose
>>7066893
Wait, why is Pearl blushing on the Pearl point sticker?
>>7066932
Skinnfag? BDfag? Fagate?
SHE'S SO
>>7066650
Wouldnt be surprised if they wouldnt do it anymore with the way fans have been whining at them for it
>>7067015
>because that's how the original looks
Yes, and I'm asking why.
>>7066951
Shut up you autistic wannabe
>>7066561
I want autism trio fusion badly
so OP but so fucking stupid
>>7067000
EVIL!
>>7066927
thanks anon, i love it!
>>7067000
BEAT THIRSTY
THOUGHT I HEARD A MOSQUITO
>>7067048
You're welcome! I hope you have a great day.
>>7067015
[Spoiler]do you have to fucking capitalize the s or something[/Spoiler]
[Spoiler]if this post is spoilered then i found it out[/Spoiler]
>>7067025
dunno. probably for extra cute points.
>>7067043
cute pic, lapis would probably be ecstatic though, she probably wouldn't know what was going on and thought they were playing a weird game of sorts
>>7067047
kek
>>7066930
The fan made ones are just the characters with different eyes.
>>7067000
BLACK QUARTERBACK
>>7067074
>spoiler
>>7067041
>>7067074
does /co/ not have spoilers or something?
im usually just a lurker, so i wouldnt know
>>7067074
Spoiler doesn't work in /trash/ bud
>>7067074
>[Spoiler]do you have to fucking capitalize the s or something[/Spoiler]
>[Spoiler]if this post is spoilered then i found it out[/Spoiler]
oh my god how new are you
>>7067100
>/co/
Uh, anon...
>12 seconds after the Ruby ship's departure
>>7067100
this is not /co/
If angels were real they would look as beautiful as Blue Diamond
>>7067043
Kys
>>7067074
>lapis would probably be ecstatic though
Can't you see her hair? This is Zuke's Lapis, and she's not allowed to be anything other than bored.
>>7067140
no
>>7067143
No, she's allowed to smile smugly at Peridot.
So, if the "Rose Quartz were created to take care of humans" theory is true, do you think the Diamonds even knew that they could heal gems? The way Eyeball spoke of Rose in "Bubbled" suggests that knowledge of Rose's healing powers wasn't common.
It's possible that all Rose Quartz ever produced were only ever sent to the Zoo. The gem that came through the door the only time it had ever opened was our Rose Quartz, and that's what sparked the idea of starting a rebellion. If that's what happened, it's possible it happened during Pearl's visit to the Zoo, while she was first serving her original master. If this is what happened, she probably was inspired by Rose's message, and, after some time, officially joined her (possibly the scene we saw at the end of "Rose's Scabbard")
>>7067143
right. forgot about that.
also fuck zuke's lapis, cute, happy, innocent lapis is best lapis
we do need a "bored as hell" though
>>7066797
I've always been an attention whore. As for giving credit the issue remains that most of the people I "steal from" are anons who are impossible to cite. In the past I have tried to cite them anyway, but that was back when I posted theories the minute I came up with them. I've stopped doing that lately so I have time to think over ideas and avoid posting idiotic thoughts, but that means that anon who gave me the idea was in a now arched thread and won't see their (you)
>>7066804
not done, but we know the basics and have speculated out the ass about it. She was either Rose's, Pink's or White's, she was a slave and Rose liberated her.
If she was white's then we go to my white diamond theories, which are shit. If she was Rose's or Pink's we go to their theories, which have been done to death
>>7067100
>>7067074
you faggot, spoiler only works on certain boards, this not included.
PS - you can spoiler your shit with control+s
>>7067125
SKINNY IS PURE AND NOT A RAPIST LIKE THE OTHER TWO ANOREXIC GEMS
>>7066411
Who is this from?
>>7067164
"bored as hell" character
fuck
im really tired right now
>>7067143
That's not Zuke Lapis, the hair isn't nearly wild enough.
>>7067163
It's a terrible theory with no basis so we must assume it's 100% true
>>7067165
No, you weren't always this way.
>>7067133
>TFW no beautiful blue space goddess to love you and take you to the zoo...
>>7067167
holy fuck this is magic
thank you
once again though, i usually just lurk instead of post.
>>7067125
I want sharky cheeky to bit hollys tits
>>7067125
YES I was waiting for this
>>7066574
>>7066608
>>7066936
Alright, to clarify some shit for people that don't get it.
In the past, leaks have come from a few different sources.
For example, there was a time we got leaks in text form from a Brazillian guy on the Steven Universe Wiki who had a contact in the studio that dubbed the show for Brazil. He'd see episodes early and give synopsis of shit. He leaked things like Stevonnie and part of the Cry For Help Stevenbomb.
More recently, especially during Summer of Steven, full episodes leaked a week early because of how shit Turner's online watching system is.
Their system literally uploaded whole episodes, with little to know protection, to their site long before they aired so that they could do previews and shit for their "Watch on demand" stuff.
People found those links, downloaded the episodes, and viola, leaks.
It was clearly an automated process within Turner's web backend, there was no one to contact about it to stop it or anything like that.
This latest leak, however, is new.
From that article, my guess is that the first episode of the bomb was meant to release on the CN App by itself as a treat of the "See it first" stuff.
Someone fucked up, and made all 5 episodes available, when really only the first should have been.
So yeah, this time it is actually CN's fault, but it happened due to some fuckup with what was meant to be a tease for the bomb.
CN isn't trying to "kill the show" or anything.
>>7067174
Anorexic gems are just inherently rapist.
Blue Diamond comes to and asks if you want to be in the human zoo before the Earth explodes would you do it?
>>7067125
Still waiting for Sapphire's turn with the slut.
>>7067241
yeah, of course, i know.
im really tired so i just sorta put that down as a throwaway statement without thinking
>>7067174
She's already raped Carnelian about 12 times just that day.
>>7067276
What's the downside?
>>7067199
I grew less interested and we learned too much
maybe I just need to think things over, stuff like white diamond's absence, the green hand ship and if peridot has other powers.
Actually, I wonder if there's any meaning to the ships being arms. There is so much hand symbolism here and hands do seem to be a symbol of love and/or fusion
>>7067300
can't watch tv
can't eat pizza
Gems, in order from largest to smallest bust sizes:
Rose>Holly>Jasper=Zoo Amethysts>Garnet>Amethyst=Carnelian>Lapis>Steven=Peridot>>>Pearl>>>>>>>>>>Skinny
>>7067276
Ofc
>>7066760
(anon who posted original comment)
desu i didn't mean for it to come as dickish as it did. It's normal for fights to happen sometimes when people are very excited, and i'm sorry i acted a bit high n mighty about it.
>>7067351
>Lapis
>bigger than Steven and Peridot
>>7067351
kek, literally who cares
i like flat-chested skinny girls either way, so fight me.
also
>steven
lul
>>7067348
I don't really watch tv anyway and those apple things seem pretty delish
>>7067351
I don't think skinny is that flat come on
>>7067348
I'm out. No pizza? Can't watch TV can't eat pizza? Go to jail? Can't eat pizza? Won't do it.
>>7067351
was that jasper skinnier than pearl?
pearl actually has more tits than someone?
>>7067390
Skinny is so flat her boobs are inverted. It's one of her beta kindergarten kindergarten defects
I miss Lapis Blows where did they goes
I want to worship BDs feet
>>7067435
Dumb Rose poster
>>7067384
also you most likely will never interact in any meaningful way with the quartzes
>>7067276
Is this before or after the mutiny
If after then yes, if before then no
With the Earthling Gems running the place they'd let you out and will probably fuck you if you ask
>you will never ever hold a gem in your arms as you go to sleep
>>7067440
>Feet
>Not her whole body
W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ? ? ?
>>7067276
>Cause a disturbance by triggering the zoomans
>Get to hang out with bro-tier Amethyst's and take turns raping Holly
Fuck yeah I would.
>>7067351
Reminder that gems don't have nipples, nor sexual organs unless needed (in Amythest's case.)
But hey, they probably have throats so who's to say?
>>7067276
I'd rather be her personal sex slave.
>>7067447
Seems like it would be pretty easy. I just have to start crying and wait for them to come "comfort" me in the way I've tricked them into believing is the best way to soothe a hurt human.
>>7067459
I technically could
Who is the best gem?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12039431
>>7067463
I'm not worthy. I only deserve to be acknowledged by the lowest part of her.
>>7067351
Official gem boob sizes
Pearl
AA-cup
>Lapis
A-cup
>Skinny
B-cup
>Perdot
B-cup
>Carnelian
C-cup
>Amethyst
D-cup
>Garnet
D-cup
>Jasper
D-cup
>Zoo Amethysts
D-cup to DD-cup
>Rose
DD-cup
>Holly
DD-cup
>>7067505
Amethyst
>>7067488
damn
all I have is a bismuth
>>7067505
objectively
Yellow diamond
>>7067507
>Jainist
>>7067505
The best taker and giver of dicks.
>>7067514
The smaller the tits, the bigger the cock.
>>7067488
those are so cool! What are those? The green one with swirly patterns in particular, it looks amazing!
>>7067505
canon
>>7067505
Amethyst
>>7064298
There needs to be an Aqua Teen Hunger Force-style parody of the "The Zoo" episode.
>>7067525
>tfw no Bismuth
A-at least I have a legit space gem
>>7067553
kys
>>7067488
>MALACHIIIIIIIITE!
Oh and snowflake obsidian
>>7067276
100% yes
>>7067554
It's a malachite
>>7067564
>Stupid pearlfag still can't understand the difference between favorite and best
>>7067505
The one that fucks Steven
>>7067550
That's not Huh, that's Heh.
Top Heh!
>>7067550
a sect of Hinduism with extremist pacifism
>>7067596
So none
>>7067553
Pearl has a Pearlfect cock
>>7067553
Pearl's 18incher, Lapis' whaledick, and skinny's hairy penis 3-way frotting when?
>>7067514
Okay but how about dick sizes??
>>7067596
You mean the gem that actually goes to his bed every night?
>>7065112
>>7065124
not sure where that guy went, but let me swooce right in
>>7067641
Lapiven vs pearlven is hilarious
>>7067641
Steven banned Pearl from his bed so being a thirsty slut. He's found new love now.
>>7067617
Pearl is too busy molesting Steven.
Lapis is too busy molesting Peridot.
Skinny is too busy molesting Carnelian.
>>7067661
Wew Scribble.
>>7067670
>tfw no one is too busy molesting you
>>7067661
But why the helicopter rotor?
>>7067663
P A R A L L E L S
>>7067661
holy fuck i just realized skinny has a nose
>>7067663
>the Lapiven autists think they stand a chance
Another request done.
My list is finished now. I can take some more.
Hit me with eight. (Won't be starting them tonight)
>>7067661
Hol up
Is this the first nsfw made by Scribble?
>>7067661
Nice nice but what in gods name is she sucking though, it's silly
Can you make it a glory hole instead pretty please?
>>7067695
>the pearlven tards can't accept their ship died seasons ago
>>7067663
There's really no need to fight:
Pearl-Lapis fusion is all he needs
>>7067699
Fatsper and skinny stepping on a scale(s)
>>7067718
i'm afraid i'd have to agree with this guy, steven and pearl haven't really interacted with eachother in a long time. by interacted i mean had an episode with eachother, acted close, etc.
>>7067699
Blue Diamond holding the blue squad in her hands.
>>7067699
YD and BD fighting for Greg
>>7067704
>first
>>7067704
No he has a whole blog of them, don't remember the name though
>>7067470
There wasn't enough of the Amethysts taking turns raping Steven in a gang with their dick, led by the Crystal Gems' Amethyst.
>>7067742
blue squad is pretty cute not gonna lie
i'm not a sapphire guy myself though
The Crewniverse is pure and not to be sexualized except for Matt.
>>7067699
Blue Pearl spooning Yellow Pearl
>>7067505
Rose
>>7067753
nega something.
I don't believe he updates it.
>>7067661
There's a perfectly good supply of dick to suck just behind a door, she doesn't have to resort to those sorts of robonoids.
Although it is handy to have around if you want to give a flying fuck.
>>7067740
>steven has sleepovers with lapis
>steven doesn't even let pearl in his room
HOW CAN THEY EVEN COMPETE
>>7067569
With Andy included for Carl-abuse hijinks.
>>7067718
>Lapis think she's relevant enough to have a chance to Steven
Even Peridot had more scenes with Steven
>>7067795
Negascribble's the name, it's a shame really. He's made some good shit.
>>7067808
When is Andy going to meet the Frymans? It's got to happen eventually.
>>7067789
i wanna molest that elbow
>>7067699
Skinny dancing with Yella Purl
>>7067796
So what were these things made of? They didn't seem to ever actually get any marks made in them when bitten.
>>7067705
>>7067685
aw, I liked it
>>7067799
true.
although pearl was kinda creepy admittedly, its not like lappy or peridot watches him while he sleeps
why the trash sug is better than all the threads in co? and im not talking only for the porn
>>7067830
"Hey, yo, Fryman, the bits. The bits!"
>>7067193
>Rose Quartz is the gem that looks closest to a human (makeup, breasts, beige skin, pretty realistic body type)
>her powers include healing tears that could be used to heal hurt humans injuries.
>ability to control plants, convenient for growing crops for the zoomans to eat and survive
>superstrength and her shield, basic offensive and defensive capabilities for whatever situation may arise in the zoo.
>an ability to float. this one's less obvious, but i'm sure it has it's uses
>possibly telepathy and astral projection/body swapping, useful for when they have to force humans to do something
>All of the Rose Quartz gems were being stored at the Zoo.
>Rose's inexperience with complex human emotion relating to how shallow the Zoomans are.
>Rose's speech about how gems pop out already knowing what they and staying that forever having a depressing layer of irony.
I'd say there's enough basis for it to at least be lightly discussed.
>>7067831
You can sexualize Matt but plz do not molest him.
>>7067699
YS (the zooman that kept pining after Gah-reg) giving the viewer an I choo - choo - choose you love card or crying like Ralph.
Guys, I think I might actually have something new to talk about. Remember that Ronaldo quote?
>Wait, so the hand wasn't here to snatch up humans for a human zoo,
Well the full quote was
>Wait, so the hand wasn't here to snatch up humans for a human zoo, or interfere with our subsidized Beach City wind farm, or thaw out the cryogenically frozen pets of the one percent?!
Guys, this might be overanalyzing, but do you think these other guesses might be hints as well?
The thing about interfering with the wind farm could really be anything, but the unfreezing crygenically frozen pets sounds a lot like someone from homeworld (probably eyeball) is going to pop all the gem monster bubbles
>FFR this is my idea, I'm not stealing it
>>7067870
/trash/ is fucking shit but it's better than falseflaggers endlessly baiting about crying and SJWs
>>7067868
That was fast. Thank you very muchly man
>>7067868
Don't let them get you down. I liked the heli-cock-ter
>>7067884
I want MattyB to molest me.
http://www.shamchat.com
niggers come, I can't find anyone
>>7067868
>so you just stick your thing in the hole and it feels good?
>>7067705
>what in gods name is she sucking though, it's silly
homeworld penis delivery drone
it uses wormholes or something
we never saw that part of the zoo because steven was too young
>>7067916
>chatroom
kys
>>7067870
Because instead of getting an entire thread with false flaggers and trolls we just get one dude that gives up eventually.
>>7067661
quick edit in paint
>>7067830
Every Cartoon Network whoremonger knows that the most powerful gem of all is the one embedded in Frylock's back.
>>7067887
Stolen.
>>7067661
...Supes?
>>7067916
remember to put "steven universe" in the common interests
Who's the best fusion?
>>7067887
OR the other shit is just supposed to throw theorists off.
>>7067937
actually to roleplay as SU characters
>>7067969
Opal
>>7067989
>roleplay
>>7067969
Yardsard
>>7067661
nameless guy here
I was getting tired and decided to take a break because it's late.
Also I've never draw porn before so it's a whole new ball game for me.
Good job on the drawing btw.
>>7067661
(swooce)
(swooce)
>>7067618
Just for you, Anon.
Official gem dick sizes
>Holly
99.06 mm
>Peridot
104.394 mm
>Lapis
139.7 mm
>Skinny
149.86 mm
>Carnelian
152.4 mm
>Pearl
457.2 mm [notspoiler]actually it's 160.02 mm[/notspoiler]
>Amethyst
165.1 mm
>Rose
175.26 mm
>Garnet
177.8 mm
>Zoo Amethysts
177.8 mm to 198.12 mm
>Jasper
203.2 mm
[notspoiler]I'm gonna go kill myself now [/notspoiler]
>>7067969
OPAL IS THE BEST FUSION, SHE IS LITERALLY PERFECT IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY.
WHY IS REBECCA SUCH A FUCKING NIGGER-LOVING NEANDERTHAL, WHY WONT SHE GIVE OPAL MORE THAN 3 LINES? FUCK OFF REBECCA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Steven's forehead looks squishy! He is a cute!!!!
I just found the first thing I drew for the /sug/ thread.
>>7068038
gemcrust's faggy little OC ruins every picture
>>7068054
Zuke a cute too!!!
>mom found my lewd Lapis drawings of lapis getting anally fucked by jasper until her gut splits open
had to convince her not to check me into a psych ward but now she's on the phone with my grandparents
help me /sug/ what do i do
>>7068068
Serious question, why do people make OC's? I've never made one because I know I'll just cringe at it in a year. And it also feels weird to put my own character in someone else's story.
>>7068100
Kill yourself I guess
>>7068068
I know
But they included a fusion of the 4 too that I didn't bother to save. Feel free to shoop it out (in fact, please do)
>>7068100
Go to the psych ward.
That's pretty fucked up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nXJ6mX2h6k
,e,es
>>7068100
you are a perverted freak
now face the executioner with some dignity
>>7068100
Why the fuck would you keep those in a place where someone can find them?
>>7068112
>Serious question, why do people make OC's? I've never made one because I know I'll just cringe at it in a year
Most people on Tumblr don't have that much self-awareness.
>>7068042
good but lapis should be near pearl and jasper should be the smallest
>>7068100
Why do you even have that picture?
>>7068077
ew no
>>7068100
kys
>>7068100
nope the fuck out
scrape together enough money to get a plane ticket to the farthest city away from your home get a job start a new life
>>7068100
>mommy found the necro porn bucket
>>7068038
THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE
SOMEONE EDIT OUT THE BLUE THING PLEASE.
>>7067980
We didn't think anything of the human zoo comment, but it happened. I think it's important becuase most of his comments we know are technically true but are worded in a weird way to make it sound stupid
>>7067969
this one right here
>>7068100
>help me /sug/ what do i do
Post it
>>7068144
my mum periodically goes through my room and looks at all my stuff.
>>7068203
>mum
>>7068100
>Not the one of Lapis fucking Sapphire to poofing.
Get caught with some dignity next time.
>>7068203
that just makes it even stupider
>>7068100
well you're a retard obviously it would be lapis that splits open jasper, no wonder she's checking you into a psych ward
>>7068100
quick dump them here before they take you away
>>7068215
Does that exist?
>>7064950
40k is shit and only manchildren enjoy it
>>7068050
Dumb frog poster
>>7068186
Yeah but that was the nugget of truth in his statement. It's supposed to create speculation using false flags, shows do it all the time.
>>7068100
Move out. Get your own place. Draw whatever you want.
>>7068003
you can get good stories if you're good at it, such as a dumb Ruby calling Yellow Pearl just to get sentenced to shattering
I know you are doing it rn you fucker
73 posters really???
>>7068290
is that good or bad?
barp
>>7068290
We've had like 110 a day or two ago
>>7068290
Nah it's all me, there's actually only 10 people here.
>>7068240
Eventually.
>>7068246
So you're pissed off when I try to come up with something new, and you're pissed off when I don't?
Get fucked buddy
>>7068290
more than most /vg/ threads tbqh
>>7068323
The fuck are you talking about?
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN XD
So why do they trust retards like the Rubies with reality warping ships?
LE CRAZY DIAMUNDO XD XD XD
DORDODORAORDOARODOROAARAOARO
>>7068365
fucked.
get it.
buddy.
>>7068420
LE DIO XD
LE WORDO XD
>>7068414
Muh gem and resources shortage. Handship tech is invulnerable and state of the art
>>7068100
post the pic
>>7068429
TOKIO TOMATE XD XD XD
9 SECONDS HASPASSED XD
>>7068100
Anon.... thats hilarious
>>7068429
OAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAOROAROAROAROAORAOR XD
IT ME DIO XD
>>7068448
Ohayo gozmasu:3
>>7068430
Whatever I guess
>>7068467
NEXT YOU SAY XD
OH MUH GOD XD
>>7068470
Garnet is a card!
>>7068100
just post it dude don't be a fag
>>7068059
Beautiful.
>>7068467
KILLA QUEER
BIT ZA DUSTO XD XD
>>7068467
don't encourage them
>>7068467
Nice try, jojobrony
>>7068557
That's pretty rough man, getting kicked out just for having a kink. Hope everything works out for you.
>>7067514
You have no idea how cup sizes work. The cup size is relative to band size, so for example Peridot's small boobs on her small frame could actually make her like a 28DD.
>>7068112
Some people don't think about future-self's embarrassment. It's called having fun and living in the moment.
>>7068100
post the pic here