An HG thread for MCs. All others need not apply.
I'm the greates MC of all time
>Reigen
>side character
Get cucked
>>7001457
Please don't tell me I need a passport, man. I don't think I brought it today.
>>7001381 (Muffet)
>The hero just laughs, hugging the spider tighter. It seems like it's been a while since he's felt this.
Merci! Merci for doing this!
>>7001424 (Brian)
I'll try my best to begin hosting, but I can't make any promises. I'm a simple man, but I think I can do it if people bear with me.
I'm running for HG's president this year. I'm gonna make this place great again, you gotta believe me.
>>7001408
You're the closest thing to Emilia-tan. I can compete with all the others than want Emilia, so now I have to go for you, Ellyia-tan.
>>7001475
Ocelot you're a side character. C'mon now.
>>7001475
Nigger.
>>7001368
>Darling; not having any of that shit, raises his own arm up and traps Subaru in a headlock as well! trapping the duo into a battle of wills!
I-I refuse! No-Not until you say it!
>>7001332
Hmph. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to drag his sorry ass back home.
>>7001409
>Punches
YOU'LL BE GETTING A LOT MORE THAN HUGS WHEN WE GET BACK TO THE ESTATE. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU!
>grabs and drags by the leg.
>>7001421
I will. Give me a second or two, Soviet. Ah...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iH7Qkvj54DE
>>7001490
Let's see it, traitor.
>>7001500
GET OUT OF MY THREAD MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR MCS!
>>7001490
I think I just said that I believe in you, and that you'll make HG great again. Like, 95% sure without looking.
>>7001497
racist
>>7001486
Reigen is the MC of anime as a whole
>>7001490
Absolutely no need to thank me, mon cher! You merely being with me is quite enough thanks, and then some! Ahuhuhu~!
>>7001496
I'm actually the main protagonist.
>>7001497
I'm not the one hanging on a rim.
>>7001522
I-I meant niggA!
>>7001475
Uh huh, yeah, tell me about it.
>>7001516
I am an MC. In fact I've proved myself better then you in the game we just had.
>>7001457
>Here comes-
>>7001506
NON NON! SOMEONE HEEELLP!
>>7001545
Who's in every game?
>drops mic
Part 3 begins now!
First 24/36 for an All-Star Battle!
>not main character
>still posts in thread
mom's gonna freak
>>7001559
Andrew Wiggins
>>7001536
You're the one with your drawers hanging low, though. Brent Barry would also like a word with you about that rim comment.
>>7001559
Shalashaska
>>7001508
It is Ivan. I know that voice very well. What happened to your face?
>>7001506
Come on! Can't you stay for a bit? See if your brother gets better when you keep an eye on him?
>>7001559
The Realest MC
>>7001559
Woof!
>>7001559
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>7001559
Muffet
>>7001496
I really don't know who you're talking about, but isn't that just...dehumanizing, so to speak?
>>7001559
Elly
>>7001559
Ririchiyo
>>7001559
Tenten
>>7001559
Hanabi Yasuraoka
>>7001559
>The Boy
>>7001516
Oh, man. Here you go, Mr. MC!
>He reaches into his pocket and pulls out one hundred dollars.
This enough? Please, Subaru, I don't got no passport because I left it at home like an idiot.
>>7001521
I have to say it again just to get the point across. I'm just that sure of my abilities.
When do we get the slogans ready? Who's the other candidates, and when do we begin? I'm ready, Brian. I'm ready to make HG great again.
>>7001534
I just... It's been a long while since I've felt this way for anyone! Like, four months tops! I never thought I'd have this happen to me.
I don't have enough gratitude in the world for this. Merci.
>>7001559
Alfred Jones
>>7001559
Junpei Iori
>>7001559
Kneesocks Daemon
>>7001559
Scarlet Soviet
>>7001559
A Grizzly Bear
>>7001559
Carpenter Brut
The MC of Life reporting in just in time.
>>7001559
Seth Rollins
>>7001559
Tyuule
>>7001559
Okuyasu
>>7001559
Ramlethal Valentine
>>7001447
I agree completely. If more people was as honest with how they feel, then there would be a significant decrease of problems everywhere.
>>7001454
What an annoying laugh. If I am going to speak with you any further then I will need your title.
>>7001343
It is you again. You find it appealing?
>>7001559
Ash Crimson
>>7001559
Ed
>>7001559
Misuzu
>>7001572
We had a large party as it was my birthday. I am actually passed out as we speak, I just wanted to say hello and laugh at Ash.
Privyet!
>>7001559
Natsuki Subaru
>>7001536
Don't lie to me, boy. I see past your lies.
>>7001551
That was a fluke. This next game is what will determine it.
>>7001559
Rintaro
>>7001612
Yes. Why?
>>7001559
Jonathan Joestar
>>7001618
>pets
>>7001559
Ram
>>7001559
Ryoma Hoshi
>>7001559
Erin
>>7001559
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>7001556
Not in mine
>>7001559
Blanc
ee-kay-wah
>>7001559
Eggman-kun
>>7001559
Josuke Higashikata
3 more
>>7001620
You. Here.
>>7001559
Elizabeth
>>7001572
He's not my brother.
>>7001553
Why would anyone bother to help you!
>>7001559
Vaati
>>7001559
Ruby Gloom
>>7001617
Oh shit! Forgot I had to attend, but I didn't know date.
>>7001653
Thank you.
>>7001559
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>7001618
Watch how you speak on my name.
>>7001640
Then your game sucks
>>7001618
Jeeeez man. You're a real sore loser you know that? Fine, it's on, Subaru.
>>7001582
Is this your way of politely kicking me to the curb?
>>7001589
>Subaru takes the hundred dollars from the American man
Now let me see that passport, America.
>>7001654
Ah, his mother.
>>7001665
30th December.
Do not worry, Soviet. It was New Years straight after, so I do not mind if you have forgotten. Next year, дa?
>>7001673
>pets again
don't ignore meeeeeeeeeeeee
>>7001589
There don't have to be other candidates. You can run unopposed! We began when the clock struck midnight yesterday, or I guess at the start of today. We're all doing our part for you, Mr. President-elect
>>7001632
I'm not an animal.
>>7001668
Ocelot, or otherwise known as Adam Klingon, is not the MC but instead the guy off to the side that likes to dress up as a cowboy and play pretend.
>>7001681
You mean this year. I remember now. Is long way though
>>7001668
My game got 4 awards back when it was released in 1983
>>7001688
thank u
>>7001612
It's a mixed bag. Sometimes you need a little lie to perserve a unstable balance, but the truth will always set'cha free when you need it. Can't say I wouldn't like to see a world where everyone's honest though.
>>7001671
And if I win you stop doing that thing with your eyes.
>>7001694
Buzz off.
>>7001559
Late Josuke
>>7001688
I DESERVE SOME RESPECT! I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN THE SERIE DAMMIT!
>>7001693
4 dick sucking awards
>>7001589
Merci beaucoup, mon cher. Now, let us get as far as we can in this game. Together.
>>7001612
Title? Dearie, I have no title. I am but a simple spider-lady.
>>7001679
Vous êtes stupide, No.
>>7001604
Hey Seth! It's not for a few months, but Alfred and I were planning a birthday surprise for Belgium, and he remembers you calling yourself the king of Belgium once. We thought it might be a great idea to celebrate it with a special Rigginsmania! If April 19th doesn't work for you, whatever date afterwards will.
>>7001700
k byeeeeee
>slips into the shadows
Well... Hopefully this one is exciting. I need something to rekindle my spirits.
Check the roster.
>>7001556
Who's a side character, in every game, is what you mean.
>>7001711
Let's go!
>>7001711
Give my spot to Ruby! >>7001661
>>7001707
Lover?
>>7001711
Here we go comrades! To victory !
>>7001719
Crap
>>7001559
Jill Stingray
>>7001711
Part 3 is ready, keep it steady, the air is heavy! Ed's gonna make it really far this time, she's sure of it!
>>7001715
At least they didn't ditch me in the last game
>>7001673
I don't have it because I forgot it.
>Another one hundred dollars appear in his hand.
Come on, man, just let me in just this once. I'll... I'll grab you some more money if you let me in! Please!
>>7001686
Then it's settled. I'm going to be the president of HG, and unless anyone runs against me, that's a guarantee! It'll go until November 8th, and I'll be the winner.
Vote for me, and I'll buy you McDonalds.
>>7001705
...I'd like that, Muffet. You've got your beauty, and I've got super-strength! The both of us can make it as long as we try hard enough!
Are you ready?
>>7001711
I'm ready!
>>7001700
I can't really stop that Subaru. That's a...more of a genetics thing, man. Alright, If I win, you have to...I dunno, never eat Mayonnaise again?
>>7001711
I'm ready for this, let's get a move on!
>>7001720
Well Thank you Mister Wiggins.
>>7001729
hey cutie
>>7001673
I really doubt relations between a human and a youkai could work out in the first place, even if I...reciprocated.
>>7001691
But the time will fly like gopnik caught red handed. Soon enough, it will be that time, and everyone will be here.
We need to watch that Boris person more often. He's funny, дa?
>>7001734
Course Rubes! You ain't been in a game very much recently, only fair you get some burn!
>>7001736
Thank you for your kindness
>>7001711
Let us begin.
>>7001737
Hey, just getting some fresh air right now.
>>7001622
I should be asking you that.
>Still glaring at him, she attempts to cover the midriff with her arms.
Why do you find it appealing?
>>7001696
You need to lie? I personally do not see the point in it. If you can explain it, I will give you another pose.
>>7001705
Right. Everyone else call it something different. I meant your name.
>>7001711
Exchange.
>>7001612
>>7001667
>>7001703
Fuck you, France Nuke Simularor 1983 was praised by critics
>>7001761
yo what's up
>guy sellng fresh air
>>7001732
We complement each other well, no? With that, I feel completely confident in us!
>>7001711
Let us begin, shall we?
>>7001764
Muffet, dearie. And yourself?
>>7001764
Oh I don't know, it looks so... smooth and strong!
>>7001654
L-let's be reasonable! W-why don't you stay with these..."fine" folk.
>>7001703
Yeah? Prove it to me. Do something right here and now that'll make me change my perspective on you.
>>7001711
Looks fine enough as it is.
>>7001732
>he takes the one hundred dollars
Let me see some identification and registration.
>>7001733
...
Fine. I'll take that bet. I won't have to worry since I'm going to win.
>>7001752
You have no idea, and good for you getting to see him. He taught me how to cook with his videos
>>7001756
>"Bitch, I'm gay"
My intestines hate me
What is up my fellow nigger haters
>>7001777
>does something cool
>>7001708
Ha, you people really are predictable aren't you ? Of course I had already planned to host a special game for MY country. That's what a King does, after all.
>>7001711
That roster looks terrible, aside from that fine looking fellow in the third spot of District 6.
Done swapping? Done swapping. Okay.
OPEN THE GAME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RordBk3Ztk4
>>7001738
Have you ever heard of Romeo and Juliet? That's how you should view this situation. We can't be together despite our intense, fiery love for one another, so one day we drink poison and die happily ever after.
>>7001792
Kys DonJonNojNod
>>7001711
>Immidiately starts searching for gems
>>7001768
Nothing much, was pretty busy and all. Christma's party and some... personal stuff. Beside that, it's business as usual for me.
>>7001760
Thanks, didn't really ask for it though.
>>7001801
We thought it would be a nice gesture, after Taiwan's birthday went so well last year. Thanks Seth!
>>7001774
As am I! If either of us lose, at least we put 110% percent into making it as far as we can! Can we do it?
Yes, We Can! DURUFU~!
>>7001777
>A coupon for McDonalds in his hand this time.
Can I just hand you a picture of my face and an American flag and call it a day? Please? Pretty please?
>>7001803
DAMN YOU, BRITAIN. I'M DUMPING MY TEA IN THE HARBOUR AS SOON AS I CAN!
>>7001800
Whoa, how's it going Solid Ocelot? Must be nice being the main focus of all those missions!
>>7001803
I can't feel my legs!
>>7001787
Hey, Commie friend. You can be as gay as you want, I wont judge.
>>7001764
Always quick to give away a spot Valentine. It is appreciated, however, not needed. Things have kept me quite occupied as of late.
>>7001803
Ah, appears it shall go anyways.
>>7001722
I'm not playing twenty questions with a man who smells like vodka. Goodbye.
>>7001776
NO! YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!
>Picks you up and carries you away.
>>7001790
I hate you too
>>7001807
Shut the fuck up you spic dick eater.
>>7001803
>>7001733
>The boy was angry because some punk ass kid woke him up at 4 in the morning.
>>7001803
Wait, does my Persona count as magic, or...
>>7001836
>Solid
My nanomachines are triggered
>>7001787
I like him. At times, I wonder who is behind the camera. Imagine if it was me the whole time.
I am completely entertained by him.
>>7001803
Life's already bizarre enough... can't wait to see where this goes.
>>7001855
Kek
>>7001840
Goodbye, and I drink seldom...
>>7001764
>>7001408
You really are far too generous by half, miss.
>>7001805
There's a flaw in your logic, I'm afraid.
...Well, ah, two.
>>7001830
>he examines the coupon for quite some time, only to look up at America with a rather irritated expression printed on his face
The expiration date is 12/12/16...
>>7001855
Would you have rather me call him groovy ocelot instead?
>>7001803
A...bear?
...To tell the truth, I do not feel too confident in a bear judging me.
>>7001830
Of course we can, mon cher! Was there ever any doubt? Ahuhuhu~!
>>7001803
Woohoo! Does that mean Ed gets to be old and wise and do cool things like attach people's hands together? Ed's gonna teach you everything she knows!
>She then starts going into incredible detail about computers and codes before quickly losing interest and talking about how to care for dogs.
>>7001803
Well thank you little g-
NOT YOU AGAIN
STOP CURSING ME YOU WITCH
>>7001822
Please, it's my pleasure. The King of Belgium is the best ruler that exists, and thus HIS nation deserves only the best of the bests birthday celebration.
>>7001803
Poker's a deadly game.
In fact, it's even deadlier than THIS game, because it's the only cause of death this slide!
>>7001870
Go on and voice them. I'm all ears.
>>7001871
It's still better than Solid.
>>7001803
Can you play Freebird, please?
>>7001886
I hope not, that would be horrible for everyone.
>>7001886
It's obviously smooth jazz. Any other answer is without a doubt moot.
>>7001886
>hides the knife.
W-Woof.
>>7001732
Sounds like a great plan to me, man! You have my vote!
>>7001840
Oh Gaia help me...
>>7001892
Liquid Ocelot?
>>7001886
...And so there is really no hope but to wait for your death.
>>7001774
That is simple to remember. Ramlethal Valentine. Creature without a purpose.
>>7001775
>She continues to cover it as her glare softens.
Is that it? Nothing else you wish to state?
>>7001838
I have also had obstacles keeping me from participating recently. It is pleasant to see.
>>7001870
Ah, Elly. Welcome. I had thought you had made a mistake with that. Is it really generous if you are potentially sending someone to their death?
>>7001914
It is I
>>7001910
Ash. Can I date Betty?
>>7001886
>Her face immediately hits the table as soon she loses the bet
("Note to self... leave the poker to her...")
>>7001871
CRAP.
>America, fully exasperated and running out of ideas, throws all the coupons he can at Subaru. He's desperate.
How's that?! Is it good enough?!
>>7001872
What can I say? I don't have any doubt you and I can make it together! If we win, we can have pastries and stuff!
>>7001886
...
Aw. Too cute. I almost thought you were going to stab me for a sec. What's up, Eggman?
>>7001906
Awesome! This will ensure my victory on a grand-scale level! It's gonna be amazing, for real!
...Hey, can I ask a question? If Seth is hosting a Rigginsmania for Belgium, what makes it different to the rest?
>>7001920
What else would there be? I wish I could be as strong. Mine's all soft!
>>7001886
>She exaggeratedly breathes in and out, deeply and heavily.
Alright, Ed thinks she's got it! Wachop!
>She punches a large rock as hard as she can. This only results in bloodied knuckles.
Owowowowowow! This doesn't work at all! Ed's gonna type crooked for weeks...
>She sits down, and Ein comes to lick the blood from her injured hand.
>>7001944
That's my fetish
>>7001937
Um, I don't know. Ask him!
>>7001922
Solidus Ocelot it is! Hope you like your new acquainted MC abilities!
>>7001925
>subaru pokes her face
Hey Jill, it's me, Subaru.
>>7001887
First and foremost, I doubt that any poison would work on me....
>>7001886
>>7001925
Sincerest apologies, miss.
>>7001920
As opposed to depriving yourself of enjoyment?
>>7001886
>He did not know who he was. He did not know what he wanted. If he was looking for ransom he could not tell him that he had no money, but what he did have are a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make the boy a nightmare for people like him. If he let his gems go now that'll be the end of it. he will not look for him, he will not pursue him, but if he don't, he will look for him, He will find him and he will kill him.
>>7001886
I wonder who she picked. Josuke? Or maybe Josuke?
Oh right, Johnathan is here too.
>>7001956
I'll make you my Solid Bitch
>>7001920
Pleasant to see the arena? Or perhaps all the meek that fall to it?
>>7001886
A fair sentiment, but very unneeded.
>>7001969
>>7001968
If you don't mind me asking, can you play Freebird again.
>>7001920
Every creature needs a purpose, dearie.
>>7001937
...Only one of us can win, mon cher. However, even if one of us has to lose, we shall still take pride in the other winning, no? Ahuhuhu~!
>>7001968
...Spiders are not exactly made for cold temperatures. It is but up to you now, Alfred. I believe in you, mon cher!
>>7001937
America...
>subaru gets out of the pile of coupons that were dropped on him.
I don't live near a Jack in the Box. Are you purposely trying to make me feel bad? As if not picking me over the spider wasn't bad enough, and now you do this?
>>7001963
Valid concern. We can make do with something else.
What is your second problem?
>>7001968
Th-the MC always survives...
>>7001955
I'm gonna, Brian. Thank you for giving me the right directions. Are you tired?
>>7001885
Heyo, Seth? Can I ask a question about Belgium's Rigginsmania really quick, if you don't mind?
>>7001968
It's easier said than done, man.
>>7001976
Heya Papa Bones, good to see you. Not much time to talk, but figured I'd give you a quick shout out
>>7001956
>She lifts her face from off the desk.
Oh, hey. Soooo... what is it?
>>7001963
Eh, I lost fair and square. No need for apologies.
>>7001969
>I'm laughing too hard to come up with any kind of retort to that
>>7001968
>The boy was more of a cat man, but even he knew that a dog could be man's best friend, given time.
>>7001764
We only just met and you're already bribin' me with your body? What a hard bargin. Let's see here..
>He places a hand on his chin and think.
Probably not a good one.. but let's try this. Would you risk causin' a panic in a crowded building full of people by telling the truth or, knowing that you can resolve the situation in a few minutes as long as nobody causes a commotion, placate them with a lie while everything gets resolved?
Now that I think about it, the situation makes me feel a little nervous.
>>7001990
Exhausted.
>>7001968
>>7001990
You're a strong man.. country. You can do it my friend.
>>7001997
Do you remember me? I'm the one that advertised your crushing loneliness and lesbianese to everyone! How've you been, sport?
>>7001989
The feeling isn't mutual.
>>7001997
If you say so, miss...better luck next time.
>>7001968
Someone gets ora'd, someone gets Dio'd and we've got a whole lot of plotting going on.
Seems like an okay start.
>>7001969
>Oh holy fuck
>>7001968
Uh...Ed's no liking this lady, Ein...
>She whispers to Ein.
She doesn't even shave her mustache!
>Ein growls at the crossdressing Demigod, who unfreezes the lake under his paws.
This isn't time to swim! C'mon, Ein, let's get a move on.
>>7001952
pervert.
>>7001944
>pinches chub
>>7001991
Good evening, faceless child Time to talk or not, have a fair evening.
>>7002018
Ainz Ooal Gown and the underlings.
>>7002031
>slaps away
reeeeeee!
>>7002011
I don't think that's a solid complaint. Can't you just close your eyes and pretend I'm someone else?
>>7002018
I'll be ending yours first, punk. Those star tattoos are going to end with you.
>>7002035
who's my mad little trappy frog?
you are
>grabs and blows on tum
>>7002018
>after parting with the dog, The boy slept nearby a campsite owned by some strange folk. He was used to sleeping outside, the cold never bothered him.
>>7001988
Exactly! No matter what, I'm completely sure one of us can make it if we try hard enough! I'm gonna win this one for you, Muffet, and then we can sit down and have some donuts after!
>>7001989
>Alfred's just panicking at this point, like a kid who forgot that test was today and didn't study for it.
Look, I'm sorry, but I didn't bring my passport and I don't have anything else to give you except for money! I'm trying to bribe you, man, take it and let me in, please!
>>7002007
Still, it looks to me you might need some rest. If you don't need any, cool, but you sound done.
>>7002008
It's a little bit hard for me, you know? I'm just really unsure on where to go at this point, because I know something bad's gonna happen at this point.
I can do it... But the real question is how.
>>7002018
Hell no, I have heaps of it! C'mere, Muffet!
>>7002045
I'M NO FROG!
R-REEEEEEEE!!
>>7002010
>She let's out sigh, and rubs the back of her neck.
I try to block that out of my memory, and pretend that didn't happen.
As for stuff going in my life, Christma party and personal stuff. That's what has been going on.
>>7002011
Whatever you say.
>>7002052
I do. Goodnight Alfred. It was great catching up. I missed talking to you. Have a wonderful time with Muffet!
>>7002055
If it didn't have a penis I'd fug that
>>7002033
Woof.
>wants to play drums
>>7001944
I was wondering if there was anything else that someone may find pleasing about it.
>She rushes over to him, poking him on his midriff a few times.
Hmm. Your statement is true. But I feel it is appropriate for you and your illusion to look like a female.
>>7001963
Fair enough. It is not as if I cannot deny I want others to participate at times. I suppose I am being nice with this.
>Something catches her eyes.
Your hat.
>>7001976
Several things including those. However I was referring to yourself. You have been well, correct?
>>7001988
I am aware. That is why I am trying to find one currently. Nothing seems fit for me at the moment.
>>7002006
Hmm.
>She nods her head once.
When you put it in a situation like this, I can see why someone would wish to do it. I just need to expand my view. And why not? I gain knowledge, you gain an image. It is a fair trade.
>>7002018
I'm feelin' kinda down. Might not commentate unless something happens.
>>7001990
Depends. Is it a stupid question, which is what it's likely to be so ?
In that case, no need to pollute my air by asking it.
But otherwise ask away ! The King of Belgium will be delighted to answer it.
>>7002010
Greetings Subaru
>>7002077
I don't want to have to grab his penis for leverage while I'm fucking him in the ass.
>>7002067
Well atleast it's not as disturbing as the first time, right?
>>7002063
Pervert pls go!
>>7002077
And you too!
>>7002066
But you can stay, you're not a perv. But that tickles, a lot!
>pokes back
>>7002052
We shall have donuts and cider regardless, mon cher! I would not think of depriving you of such delicacies if you lose.
>>7002066
Hmm...
>Muffet taps her chin with one of her fingers.
What have you tried so far?
>>7002067
>The boy never really knew what to say in those moments. Partly because he could never speak at all.
>>7002059
As did I, Brian. I'm gonna have a great time! The best time ever! I'll catch you on the flipside, man! G'night!
>>7002069
It is, probably, but I still wanted to know just for the sake of curiosity.
You see, I've been wondering. It's gonna be Belgium's birthday, and you're gonna be celebrating her birthday with a Rigginsmania. What'll make this one different from all the others?
>>7002011
>>7002018
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the Fourth's Amazing Unbeatable Best Band On Earth And Mars! Ein likes the name, don't you?
>The corgi whimpers quietly.
Aww, it's a perfectly fine name!
>>7002067
>It's fine m8.
>Also I'm at a loss for words.
convince me to kill myself
>>7002116
Don't kill yourself.
>>7002108
Every time I see that pic it looks like a rape face
But then I enlarge it and it's nothing like it was before
>>7002052
You not only insult me with these expired coups, but now you think I'm about to let some non-MC in a MC related thread all because I know him? Who do you think you're talking to, America? I'll tell you who; you're taking to a man that loves his job and takes it very, VERY seriously.
>>7002057
Did you find a new lady? How about any friends? I see your face is clearing up! Soon you'll look like a nice girl that gets a ton of sleep and doesn't eat unhealthy foods all the time!
>>7002067
Now then, just one more article of clothing...~
>>7002116
HG isn't dead.
>>7002064
>The lich reaches down and rubs the strange creature's ear
>>7002066
Indeed I have, days pass and my army grows. I take it your time from here was acceptable as well?
>>7002067
Not much to work on there.
>>7002116
kill yourself
>>7002066
Can't argue when you put it like that. I can't protest to a free photo and a free show.
>He looks very pleased with himself for having convinced her.
The truth is powerful stuff, lass. It's up to you to decide when you express your honesty and when not to, but I wouldn't fret it too much. You got a good head on your shoulders.
>>7001633
>>7002116
I will never notice you.
>>7002116
KK and LF haven't so I don't think I can.
>>7002155
he said reason to kill himself, not reason to not.
>>7002104
It's an unspoken rule; the way to a man's heart is through their stomach. I'm gonna look forward to winning this one, especially if it's for a gal like you! Te amo!
>>7002126
It's amazing, wouldn't you agree?
What about this one? Does it look like a rape face?
>>7002130
But I take my job seriously, too, I just forgot my passport today! Subaru, please! Don't make me ask Trump you give you a small loan of a millon dollars, I need that money to pay off my debt! Don't do it!
I think I'm talking to my friend.
>>7002144
stop stealing my reaction images cuck
>>7002042
Certainly not! Why in the world would I!?
>>7002066
>Elly glances up.
Ah? Yes? What about it, miss?
>>7002067
Goodness, sir, you shouldn't be counting on the exhausted person for this...!
>>7002112
...I'm...suddenly having second thoughts about this.
>>7002084
Greetings, Soviet. How has life been for you during this harsh winter?
>>7002140
Hey, could you stop that? It doesn't feel all too good.
>>7001803
>>7002067
Uhm, lad ? I don't know if you noticed but my Bloodbath fatal event is broken.
That, or the magic of the rigs once again transcended the ways of the RNG and brought me back to life.
Which when I think about it, the later is probably the more likely. It'd make the most sense, totally.
Back in the game am I then.
>>7002108
...
> The Man lets out a BIG sigh
I told you to not ask stupid questions.
I shouldn't even be answering it, but since I'm a great guy I'm gonna do ti anyway.
What will make it different than the others ? Are you insinuating that I don't know about MY kingdom's culture and prestigious history ?
This RigginsMania will portray the colors of Belgium. The AESTHETICSwill be related to Belgium's customs.
So basically, the background will be a bunch of fries stock images and the events will be in french, as we all know the French part of Belgium is the only relevant one.
>>7002130
Nothing has changed in my love life or within my circle of friends. Only thing that has happened... is that I got a new job.
The job is... uh... guess you can say it's Lilim check-ups and making sure that they're ready to go.
>>7002140
>This dog was becoming a drain on his supplies and his mind. Still, he would not put it down, and still it followed him on.
>>7002170
>>7002140
>>7002185
Blame Jo.
Boo Boo desu wa
>>7002200
aahahahah i have that one too
i bet you don't even get ur own, you just steal em, you fuckin meme thief
>>7002206
>desu wa
Nigger your romaji is broken as fuck
>>7002168
...Fine, but you have to play it cool. One slip up and it's off to the...
>he whispers into the hero's ear
ERP room for you.
>>7002173
Because you're my Emilia-tan now. If I don't have someone to drool over I lose all meaning.
>>7002186
Lilim check-ups? I have no idea what those are Jill, but I have to say you do look like someone that'd be a mechanic.
>>7002192
>doesn't matter
>took all the meat.
>>7002134
>Bone hand...BONE!
Woof!
>Can she bury you in the yard?
>>7002173
Why would you? It's gonna be the best band ever, you can tell by the name! The best part is that Ed doesn't even need instruments, she can synthesize all the sounds she wants on this!
>She slides the computer off her head and onto the ground. Ein whimpers and expects the worst.
You can even be the manager!
>>7002205
I'm also gonna burn it alive too.
>>7002140
>>7002185
And I just had to jinx myself, great. Marvelous even.
God damnit.
>>7002205
For the care given I'm blaming BOTH of you.
>>7002205
The only truly worthy opponent.
>>7002219
Eh...? Don't get too excited now.
Everything about my body is weird
>>7002205
>The boy had heard the news about the dog's death. The same man had killed it with no remorse. First his gems, then his life and now his own dog?
>The Boy prepared to become a man.
>>7002242
Welcome to humanity?
>>7002185
I'm already hyped for it, and it's about four months away. I was gonna make a suggestion that you actually get pictures of Belgium herself (like this one), but I think your idea is much better. When she sees it, she's going to love it!
Seth, you're a genius. Thank you for giving me a sneak peek, I was wondering what it was gonna be like.
>He gives a thumbs-up, handing the Man a picture of Belgium.
You're doing her proud.
>>7002216
>The hero shivers, looking at Subaru with a frightened look on his face.
...B-But that wouldn't be bad for me. Then again, I'm in a relationship, so... You've got me, Subaru. I'll try to play it cool, and I won't forget this.
>America
>>7002216
People say I have a knack for it. Then again... I tried my best to avoid working at a factory.
Still, it's irony that I work at one now after the years flew by.
>>7002168
>Muffet smiles.
Only the freshest of pastries for my love and winner! You can be sure to look forward to a feast after your victory, ahuhuhu~!
>>7002116
If you can not convince yourself, you should just torture yourself by staying alive.
>>7002090
>She jumps a little as he starts, quickly correcting it.
It seems some of fond of yours as well. I have to thank you, one named Aikawa.
>>7002104
Admittedly not much. However I do not see what I am fit for. It is all so different from my previous life.
>>7002134
I wish it could say it was all pleasant. It all started from what I consider a breakdown. My emotions are sporadically showing up.
>>7002143
I am aware.
>As she continues, she lifts one leg into the keeping, keeping her stance like that.
Some people need to hear it. It keeps them from being too foolish. So I will continue to be honest.
>>7002173
You got it back. The world as an odd way of working sometimes, doesn't it?
>>7002255
My arms reach down to my knees when I'm standing up
My heart is 6 inches lower than it should be
My right hand is an inch longer than my left
My right leg is buff while my left is flabby
What the fuck is wrong with me
>>7002256
Dude... not... cool
>>7002276
You're unique
>>7002276
You have Down Syndrome
>>7002256
Sorry Junpei, but your time is...knife!
>>7002257
Don't do it for me
>he puts his hands on America's shoulders
Do it...for her!
>>7002258
But hey, a jobs a job, right? It may not be amazing, but the responsibility and experience you'll gain are all worth it!
...
Right?
>>7002256
>The boy met a girl from the military who gave him the tools he needed. It was strange that such a young girl his age was carrying weapons, but hey, she wasn't the only one around these parts.
>>7002216
Can't you find someone else!?
>>7002226
I, ah, I'm sorry to note that I...reaally don't know how to do that.
>>7002272
Ah, well...evidently one of the little...thieves decided that she felt some sort of remose, thankfully.
>>7002272
Wow, it really is as hard as it looks. Thank me? Why?
>>7002125
Rube can I cuddle you like a doll?
>>7002272
Emotions? I thought you had no need for such things, much like myself.
>>7002295
I could, but that'd take a lot of work, and you're here right now. I'll give you advice that I've been given a long time ago: grin and bare it.
>>7002315
...
>>7002276
How big's your dic
>>7002314
I see no problem with that, go ahead.
>>7002315
>The boy was ready to claim his needed revenge but alas, he focused too much on one man, when there are 34 others to kill
>>7002327
7x6 inches
>>7002263
Oh my gosh, you're just too kind for me. I swear, dear, I'm not gonna mess this up. If I'm gonna get those pastries, I'm gonna win to get them! It'll be a fitting reward!
>>7002290
For... For her?
>Alfred flushes red, but puts on a smile with that tine of confidence.
I'll do it for her! I'm gonna do it for Muffet 'n Maddie 'n you, too! Wait, who's "her"? Are you referring to someone I don't know about and/or forgotten?
>>7002315
Aw.
>>7002290
Yeah, you're right. I've realized the only reason I didn't have a job, was me being childish and picky.
I mean really, I didn't want to be a bartender again... and I wanted to do something new. So hey, checked my options and here I am.
>>7002276
You are a clock?
>>7002326
...I have the feeling you just used the wrong "bare".
>>7002344
Kek
>>7002272
Aye. Some people worry too much about the unknown, but they calm down after a dose of the truth and a little bit of smacking to the face.
>While they talk, he lifts the camera and snaps a picture of her next peculiar stance.
Your legs look awfully strong. You do a lot of running?
>>7002315
>>7002326
Oh...Would you look at that. Guess that means I win.
>>7002338
you're a big guy
>>7002295
It's easy, you just go around and ask people if Ed can play for them! And then we charge admission and split it three ways, you, me, and the person who owns the place! Also that blade thingy of yours might help with booking some sweeeet gigs!
>>7002363
I guess so but I look freaky without clothes on
>>7002333
Yay!
>takes to comfy bed
>cuddles a lot and pets head
I forgot to do that on new year's!
>>7002272
Previous life? Dearie, please explain.
>>7002339
That is the spirit! I believe in you, mon cher!
>She blows him a kiss.
>>7002358
Is that 4 or 5 left?
>>7002358
>>7002393
Four.
Now three.
>>7002339
>>7002341
>>7002349
I'm sorry, but I'm going to need to step out for a minute before I kill that man over there. I-I'm sorry for leaving you high and dry like this, but I'll return soon enough.
>>7002355
Don't ever talk to me ever again.
>>7002257
Yeah yeah, as I said it's my pleasure to host for my sovereign state its national birth-
O..oh damn. I didn't remember the land of fries to look.. so pretty.
Don't you worry a single second about Belgium's party, dude.
>>7002408
Uhhhh... I don't feel... so... good...
>>7002412
Are...you really this mad that I won? Jeez dude, all you have to do is stop eating Mayonnaise. I mean c'mon, who even likes that stuff to begin with?
>>7002408
I forgot to say winner next slide.
But here they are
>>7002358
Hm...
4/10, that nose just puts me off. It's like Ivan's but more prominent.
>>7002390
I'm gonna get as far as I can, okay? I'll go as far as I can, and you'll be there to see it.
>With a grin, he gives the spider a hug, letting go after a few seconds pass.
Te amo! I'll be waiting for those pastries after I win, okay?
>>7002412
Oh, man, I'm sorry, Subaru. I bet you'll be alright. I'll catch you later, alright?
>>7002425
And she'll totally be happy when she finds out you did so.
I know, right? The sister to the Netherlands, and pretty good at cooking. I have high hopes you can do it, Seth.
If you're hosting? Man, I won't need to worry a single second. I believe you can do it. I know you can do it.
>>7002412
...Wow, someone is light-skinned. Whatever, you do you.
>>7002456
Winner!
I don't think I can host any more of these tonight. I feel terrible.
>>7002462
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>7002462
HOLY S--T, I DID IT. I DID IT. I'M NOT USELESS, I WON A GAME, AND IT WAS RIGHT AFTER NEW YEARS!
THANK YOU FOR HOSTING, AND CONGRATULATIONS TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! NAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>7002456
Congratulations Mister Jones. Thank you for hosting.
>>7002456
>>7002458
>>7002462
I knew you could do it, mon cher!
>Muffet runs over and embraces Alfred, kissing him deeply on the lips.
>>7002484
S T O P
T
O
P
>>7002458
Sure, now let's cut to the chase: When is she showing up ?
>>7002484
I did it! Oh my God, I did it--
>While he was raving about how he won, he gets get off by the kiss, returning it back after a few seconds pass.
...I did it, Muffet! I won! I did it! Are you proud of me?!
>>7002500
I--
...Filler counts as showing up, right? How's that? Because unless she appears with Tim, I'm not entirely sure if she'll be showing up or not.
I don't have placements.
>>7002295
>As she is speaking, Ram suddenly brings her into an embrace.
That is... nice to hear. It is wonderful when things can change.
>>7002314
Nothing about me is a lie. For your words. Others have stated they also find it appealing. However I never knew why until now.
>>7002322
I thought I was beyond them myself. However it appears they are there. Just subtle enough to think otherwise. However that has made this situation even more difficult.
>>7002353
If they worry about it, then it would make sense that make sure it is not unknown anymore. Legs are my secondary weapons. It would make sense to train them daily.
>>7002390
I was nothing more than a puppet following orders before. Orders that others find disturbing. However I have long since discarded that when I was discarded. It has been difficult since then.
>>7002462
You have done enough. Thank you for all of the matches. Congratulations.
>>7002531
?????
>>7002462
It's alright my best friend, I'll be taking the lead from now on.
Have a well deserved rest. Oh yeah and congrats Jones, I guess.
>>7002540
He don't have placements.
>>7002546
!!!!!
>>7002525
Of course, mon cher! And do not forget your reward, ahuhuhu~!
>She presents him with a table full of Spider Donuts, Spider Cider, and croissants.
All for you, Alfred!
>>7002531
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7002534
Ah, I understand now, dearie. You are lost without someone ordering you what to do, yes?
>>7002531
Ain't a problem to me. We got the winner.
>>7002534
Nothing is a lie? Then your chest is also as soft as it looks? Unfair! Mine's almost the same as my tum! You must attract all the guys. I better get to sleep.
>>7002570
PAY ATTENTION TO WORDING DAMMIT
SHE SAID ABOUT HER
>>7002589
That IS about her,
>>7002525
..Filler ?
....FILLER ?
Are you disrespecting me right now ? Who in the hell doesn't come to their own birthday party ?!
If I'm hosting a game for the dump I happen to be the king of, it's because I expect to get a nice gift at the end.
>>7002412
But of course...farewell, sir.
>>7002462
Thank you, sir, and farewell.
>>7002534
AH! Goodness! Did something get in to you?
>>7002591
>Nothing is a lie=/= Nothing about you is a lie
I'm not getting the joke here.
>>7002565
It was all I had. Now that I am free, I have nothing.
>>7002570
It is and I do. It is more of an annoyance than you may think. If you are tired, do not let me keep you.
>>7002608
Go away
>>7002619
No u
>>7002565
Oh. My. GOD! Thank you so much! Words can't express my gratitude right now on how happy I am! Merci! Ceci est incroyable!
>America runs to the table with a large grin on his face, before looking back with a sheepish smile.
Well? Aren't you gonna have some, too?
>>7002594
I'm sorry, man, I don't actually know if Belgium's going to be here or not! I have to ask Tim, and even then, I can't make any promises!
I'll try my best to see if she can come, but if she can't, then filler will have to do! I'm sorry! Her beauty makes up for it, though, right?
>>7002525
>Your cellphone's ringtone of the national anthem is ringing
>>7002534
Some people just need a little assurance and they get over themselves. A fighter.. makes a lot of sense. What's your primary weapon?
>>7002623
There's no joke to get.
>>7002618
But stilll, I'm kinda jealous. Night.
>>7002630
I want to get in contact with that "Tim" you've been annoyingly speaking of since the last hour.
Immediately.
>>7002633
Eh? Is it England again? I swear, he always calls at the weirdest of times... Then again, he never really calls...
>He picks up the cellphone, putting it to his ear.
Yello, Alfred Jones speaking straight from the White House?
>>7002641
B-But I thought we were friends, Anon. Don't worry, you're not the only person to think that of me.
>>7002618
Well, dearie, the sky is the limit now, no? Try whatever you desire!
>>7002630
Hm? O-Oh! If you insist, mon cher!
>Muffet walks over and daintily starts eating a Spider Donut.
>>7002650
You make no sense. You need to go to sleep. Forever.
>>7002667
Oi fuckwit stop being a cunt that's my fucking job, fuck off
>>7002641
>stop doing what I don't like or you'll lose my internet respect points!!
I hope for them they never liked you to begin with.
>>7002662
''Don't you fucking dare, Alfred''
>Click
what the HECK is going on over here
>>7002694
Run
>>7002681
Drop the gun
>click
>>7002677
>literally what this community is based upon
>>7002700
o K
>>7002711
>lol kys
Take your own advice faggot. You need it way more than me.
>>7002597
>As quickly as she hugged her, she lets go just as fast.
I apologize. I have been feeling unstable recently. There is also the likely matter that you will not be present the next time I am here.
>>7002649
Then I will guide them there id I need to. Everyone needs to serve their purpose after all. I engage in swords. Combine them with my legs, my opposition could never reach me.
>>7002650
Nonsensical jealousy. You really are like a female. Farewell.
>>7002664
That is a simple answer to my problem. However even I have problems with that. I seem to not have any desires.
>>7002730
>HG games and RP community
>based on e-rep instead
Yeah no.
>>7002664
Well, of course I was gonna offer you some. What kind of baker doesn't eat their own treats?
>Eating a Spider Croissant, he takes a glance at her to see if she's enjoying it.
>>7002681
...
>Redials
Ay, what do you want me to not do? I don't have a single clue because you didn't explain to me what you didn't want me to fucking dare.
>>7002711
I'm sorry, man. I understand if you don't like me too much anymore, but I'm genuinely sorry if you're disappointed in me.
I'd ask for names, but that defeats the whole purpose. I understand.
>>7002659
I'm gonna try to, man! I'll try to summon him right now just so you can talk to him!
HEY, THE NETHERLANDS! TIM! YEAH, YOU, THE ONE SELLING SOME STUFF! IF YOU'RE THERE, CAN YOU COME HERE REAL QUICK?!
>>7002618
>>7002755
>jokingly gives an order.