HG thread
Black Pearl's Journey continues here!
One last review!
>>6998501
AH! YOU ARE REALLY AN AMERICAN, WONDERFUL. I LOVE HARDWORKING AMERICAN SPIDERS, MAKING WEBS AND REMOVING HIPPIE FLIES FROM OUR ECOSYSTEMS!
>>6998533
I CAN'T CARRY THAT MANY HEADS THOUGH. THERE ARE MORE THAN FIVE OF THEM, RIGHT?
>>6998586
OF COURSE NOT!
>>6998581
DISTRICT ONE, NUMBER ONE! U. S. A! U. S. A!
>>6998581
I'm as good as I'll ever be, captain.
>>6998586
I never rubbed on anybody's eyebrows! You're making stuff up just to make me look like some perverted freak with no restraint!
I just bought an a extra sour baby bottle pop with the sugar
Trips decide what I do with it
>>6998452 (Ash)
Yes, and you assumed that I didn't know what time of the year it was. I may not be sociable by default, but I'm not a fool! But nevermind, if you'll excuse me, I've business to attend to. Farewell.
>>6998465
>>6998603
I know of at least one oni that could lift a whole mountain, and she's, ah...never not drunk. And my own mistress could easily crack this world in two if she wished! In fact, now that I think of it, I suppose women are the predominate fighters in the land...AH!
I'm terribly sorry for rambling and then stopping myself, but there's a particularly troublesome intruder in the Garden right now. Farewell, sir, and have a pleasant evening.
>She offers a curtsy, before vanishing in to thin air.
>>6998586 (Kaito)
Are you calling me fat!? Oooh, nevermind, I have something I have to do urgently, farewell, sir!
>>6998581
Thanks for the swap.
>>6998581
Let us start our battle on the sea!
THEN WE'RE OFF AGAIN TO SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS!
>>6998581
I'm stoked. Here we go!
>>6998545 (Muffet)
Then I'll start now. Make a tally of it!
>Another surprise hug, with a small peck on the cheek. Alfred's a go-getter, what can I say?
Te amo.
>>6998586
You're not wrong, but we have to take them in because they want to come here. If they don't work, then... I dunno. We just can't force them out. That's wrong, but that's just me, personally.
>>6998604
Eat it.
>>6998604
Nobody cares tb.h
>>6998581
Give my spot to whoever is next. I'm not in the mood to waste time here today.
Rintaro and Muffet better not fail district 8
>>6998623
Rintaro why did you kill Rintaro
>>6998614
Goodbye ma'am. Until we meet again!
>he waves as she vanishes
...I don't think she understood that I was lying. Why can't I do the most simplest things sometimes?
>>6998602
Y-Yes, of course! America is...quite lovely, is it not?
>>6998604
>Put in asshole, timestamp pic.
>>6998625
>Muffet is again shocked, though less than before.
Ah! I see this shall be a common occurrence, though I am not complaining! Ahuhuhu~!
>>6998604
Anal
>>6998623
If you know what's good for you you'll keep your hands to yourself.
>>6998604
Throw it to the ocean
>>6998623
...
I didn't think we were on that bad terms... Thanks, miss. I appreciate it a lot.
>>6998625
Last one's for Kaito, by the way!
>>6998649
Why would you? The sweetest guy paried with the sweetest gal... I can just see it getting better 'n better.
>One more peck on the cheek, before letting go.
Te amo.
>>6998586
Well, good! I'm not either.
And besides, what's wrong with the big A? There's a certain level of danger and excitement that goes along with the lifestyle. Not that I'd know anything about it. Some people here don't take kindly to others' personal beliefs, which is just sad.
>>6998649
This
>>6998649
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT AMERICA? MINE'S AMERICA!
>>6998684
>america
>not america
sm.h
>>6998623
Would that be a promotion, or demotion, Mister Liquid?
>>6998630
I'm afraid ye were far too late for that, swabbie!
>>6998602
Ugh.. I might leave soon.
>>6998603
I saw you rubbing Chibicco's though.. Liar.
>>6998614
I wouldn't say fat, maybe like.. Plump? A little.. But goodbye or whatever.
>>6998625
Do what I've heard Russia does, deport them the first time they come over and kill them the second time.
>>6998673
Yeah.. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that, I just meant you look scary.. But I'm going to go, my head is really murder right now.
>Yeah, sorry guys, I can't keep this up like this, I'll take some aspirin and be back later.
>>6998670
A match made au paradis, no? Ahuhuhu~!
>>6998684
Well...
>Muffet thinks about all the characteristics Alfred has.
...It's quite beautiful, no? Full of enthusiasm, nobility, splendor...ah, I could go on about America!
>>6998698
Ah! Perhaps they shall buy some of my wares? They certainly have the money for it!
Post songs and guess the Ava that posts them
>>6998712
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D4KSbjqyHoE
>>6998698
P-Please, for the love of all that's holy, do not sink my ship! I need these to sell so I can support my family!
>>6998512
All I want is a cute girl with a nice attitude. Everything else is up to me.
>gonna play FO4. Lurking activated
>>6998712
https://youtube.com/watch?v=__6z1wbF-gw
>>6998689
AUGH NOOOOOOO
>>6998698
DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
>>6998706
AWW, ALRIGHT, BYE NOW
>>6998711
HAHA, EXACTLY
>>6998712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFwoViEuEYY
I'll host after.
>>6998706
>You're good! I'll still be here if you want to pick it back up.
>>6998712
https://youtu.be/D_JxMb8RLEY
>They said the title of the manga
We truly are.....SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN
>>6998698
>>6998712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgfpHJ6npO0
>>6998727
>Muffet smiles.
Ah, America is the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed! You agree, no?
>>6998750
A lady MUST always appear presentable, even in circumstances such as these.
>>6998706
That was supposed to be private! Who gave you the right to peep in on whatever I do with my spare time, huh!? Next time shield your eyes!
>>6998698
Och that must sting
>>6998767
>he wipes a single, manly tear from his eye
B-BEAUTIFUL
>>6998746
WE'RE TIME LOOPS FELLAS. FUCKING TIME FUCKING LOOPS.
>>6998751
Heavy
>>6998712
NO one's going to get this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI
>>6998706
...I dunno, I don't work the same way he does. Commie. Either way, I might consider it, but the world's gonna be on my back otherwise.
Catch you on the flipside, man.
>>6998711
Paradise doesn't even begin to describe it, y'know? If this is paradise, then I don't wanna leave.
I could go on and on, but I don't wanna bore you or talk your ears off.
>>6998724
Then you know who to chase for. Heck, just for you, I'll call in Anya and see what she can do.
>I'll see you when you stop lurking, man. See ya!
>>6998750
I'm going to eat this crab. I'm on a seafood diet, you know.
>>6998786
Reigen
>>6998712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxGvm6btP1A
>>6998746
Roll credits.
>>6998720
Alfred
Haven't seen Hoshi in a good while. It's actually reassuring to not have to see his shit RP and his sorry excuse of an opinion.
>>6998801
>I do listen to that song sometimes but not this time.
>>6998750
>>6998725
Ichigo
>>6998712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA
>>6998816
>How am I so obvious? Granted, I wasn't trying that time, but Christ.
>It's a good song, man.
>>6998834
Gladly! Let's go, Muffet--
...Wait, you're not Muffet. Who are you, and why do you look like her?
>>6998801
IT WAS ME AUSTIN. IT WAS ME ALL ALONE AUSTIN
>>6998776
Indeed. America is one-of-a-kind, no?
>>6998787
>Muffet grabs Alfred's hand with her own and intertwines the two.
You never bore me, mon cher. You can talk for as long as you like.
>>6998834
50G per tool, dearies!
>>6998837
... What. No, seriously, what the fuck?
>>6998834
YARRRRRRGH! I'M A PIRATE!
AN AMERICAN PIRATE!
>>6998858
>m.youtube
>>6998867
THAT'S RIGHT, THERE'S ONLY ONE AMERICA!
>>6998834
>>6998867
>Alfred just laughs, rubbing the back of his head with his free hand.
You're too sweet for me, I swear. Well, heck, let me see what I can talk abiut since you like it so much...
>He laughs.
You remind me of the Constitution.
>>6998882
>Shit. I'll have to cover that detail up sometime.
>GG, Anon. My music taste is unparalleled.
>>6998887
DON'T TRY AND AMBUSH ME, SPY! I'VE KILLED HUNDREDS OF SPIES! I'M THE BEST SPY KILLER
EXCEPT FOR PYRO, HE'S GOOD AT IT TOO, BUT I'M THE BEST!
>>6998898
AUGH NOT THE BEANS!
>>6998904
I always do it.
>>6998887
>>6998834
>>6998867
....i don't have enough money. can i pay you later?
>>6998921
>muffet kills NOT muffet
hahahaha
I thought I was on a ship with pirates not barbarians!!
>>6998921
MUFFET NO MUFFET STOP STOP STO-
>>6998912
>But I don't, because I never thought about that. I'm not a clever man.
>>6998921
GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR THE STARS AND STRIPES TO BE HOISTED UP! LET'S SHOW THEM A REAL SIGHT TO BEHOLD! DURUFU~!
>>6998884
Yes! And he is the only one for me!
>>6998887
Oof!
>>6998904
The Constitution, hm? Tell me all about it, mon cher, ahuhuhu~!
>>6998921
I killed the abomination for the betterment of everyone. You may thank me with G.
>>6998934
>Seeing how depressed the child is, Muffet pities him.
...Of course, dearie!
>>6998951
It was a necessary sacrifice, dearie!
Post desktop backgrounds and guess which ava has which background
>>6998921
>>6998973
>>6998921
Kaito or something you fight me like a cat you co-corwa (falls)
>>6998973
>>6998973
It should be backgrounds in general but okay.
>>6998973
>>6998976
HAHAHAH YOU DIGEST FOOD LIKE A GIRL!
>>6998960
THAT'S RIGHT!
>>6998960
Wanna know why?
>He lets out a single laugh, being glad he was gifted that line from France.
'Cause you're a National Treasure. I know movie references might be lost on you, but it was worth a shot!
>>6998976
Are you guys lightweights or what? I'm still standing, let's get this done!
>>6998960
R-Really?!. thank you!. this is the best thing that happened in my entire life
>>6999001
>desktop background
>1280x738
I feel sorry for you
>>6999022
I-i couldn't find a higher resolution to make into a background
THE SEXTAS MY FRIENDS
ONLY A FEW DIGITS AWAY
>>6998973
>>6999032
try scaling it up, and making it minimalistic.
with the right colour palette it would look amazing.
>>6998976
Muffet be continuin' her streak of terror, yarrr.
>>6999056
i'm too retarded about any computery software stuff so i have no clue what you just said or how to do it
>>6998973
>>6998973
>>6999007
>Muffet giggles despite not knowing the movie reference.
Ah, a national treasure, am I? It is quite fortunate I belong to the absolute greatest nation, then, no?
>>6999014
Your entire life? Oh, dearie, that is a total overstatement...right?
>>6999046
>This isn't me, but damn is that dope.
>>6998712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiTWRJpu9uo
Hallo!
How is everyone tonight?
>>6999046
hoooooly shit
>>6999079
1440 x 900
>>6998712
https://youtu.be/QoVa77OntPU
>>6999079
Twice in a row being mistaken for Squid. I'd say we should talk more often, but we do talk a lot.
>>6999076
Hello Doctor. All has been good except for a flu. I hope the same goes for you.
>>6998973
>>6999064
>>6999076
MEDIC! GREAT JOB OUT THERE TODAY, I STILL HAVE THAT CRUSADER'S CROSSBOW DART YOU SHOT AT ME IMPALED IN MY SHOULDER! LOOK!
>>6999071
No...?. i can only describe my life in one word, "HELL"
>>6999112
>Muffet, shocked, stumbles backwards a bit.
...Hell?
Dearie, what...?
>>6999090
>>>/w/1983868
This might be to your liking.
I'll give it a shot but if you don't hear of me it means I failed at it.
>>6999096
Wasn't expecting you here , to be honest.
>>6999100
I've been fine, I've been suffering a head cold myself.
>>6999110
you haven't removed it yet?
>pulls out crossbow dart
zhere. I can still reuse zhese.
>>6998973
>>6999064
Aye, aye, captain! I have no idea what's going on, so I'll just count the bodies for you!
>>6999071
A national treasure. A darn precious one, at that, even more precious than the Constitution!
>
Yep, you picked the right choice being with America. I never took you as the type to tolerate pickup lines, honestly.
>>6999109
It's in that island over there, man. It's literally right there! I might not know if that's the Seychelles or not, but it's there!
>>6999084
>>6999071
>i have good taste , isn't?
>>6999129
I don't come around often, but I wanna. I'ma make a few folders just for HG, so I keep my ERPness away
>>6999129
Sweet, thanks anon, I wish you the best of luck in doing it
>>6999109
>>6999147
Images
>>6999159
>Heats
>>6999154
>>6999142
When the usual remark is "I want to violently rape you," you tend to be grateful for anything different. However, you were not only different, you swept me right off my feet, mon cher. Ahuhuhu~!
>>6999145
>I should have figured it was you, Red, hahah.
>>6999124
I have to deal with monsters every day, i eat my own shit, i even sold my soul to satan. now you understand?
>>6999171
>Magics
>>6999137
OF COURSE I DON'T, THERE'S NO TIME TO DO THAT WHILE I'M BUSY KILLING MAGGOTS AND HIPPIES, AND THEN I FORGET ABOUT THEM
>>6999186
SO WAIT, IS IT A D SHARP OR A C SHARP? I CAN PLAY THE TROMBONE PART
>>6999186
>
>>6999198
>>6999142
Wait....how is Garma going to take this?
We will have avafags joined in 2017.
>>6999227
>tfw you joined in early 2015
>tfw you're so old your back hurts
I'm gonna need someone to give me a sponge bath soon.
>>6999200
>Muffet stands speechless for a few moments.
...B-But, dearie, why? How? I...I cannot fathom any of that.
>>6999214
Sorry, dearie, but when an opportunity presents itself, I take it!
>>6999171
Stop being cancer.
>>6999214
>>6999246
Well more from the Alfred side of things.
>>6999227
I mean I joined in late December but I dunno. Newfags will always come.
>>6999186
Ah, man, my luck is absolutely great--
...Of course it's great!
>>6999198
All of them are flatterers. Really, they need to work on saying something other than the same thing over 'n over... I swept you off your feet, huh? Que puis-je dire? I'm self-taught, and I honestly believe it shows!
>>6999214
Good question. I didn't think about that, but I can always help him look for someone better than me.
How's BRIAN gonna take it? He's gonna be livid!
>>6999239
Would rather just pull the plug
>>6999239
Do you wish for me to take you to the old folks home?
>>6999268
Kek
>>6999246
Being alone in a basement for a long time makes people crazy... but i think i'm fine
>>6999227
No. HG will die this year, and it'll fucking like it.
>>6999250
>>6999263
I took over for Barbosa like 15 minutes ago man. I'm happy to see ANYONE pair up these days, but didn't Garma actually shoot himself recently? Like in the head? On purpose? Might want to make sure he's stable before letting this get around.
>>6999214
>>6999246
AUGH MY BEAUTIFUL HEAD, THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT TIME MERASMUS TURNED IT INTO A BOMB!
>>6999268
Given the option I'd rather that than have some subhuman wash the filth from my precious body.
>>6999270
Take me to masonic village, please.
>>6999206
voulden't expect anyzhing less from you.
anyvay, how are you now?
>>6999289
N O
O
>>6999250
I meant obliterating the human's skull.
>>6999263
Yes, but none of them will ever be as sweet and intelligent as you, mon cher. Ahuhuhu~!
>>6999288
...You were trapped in your basement? That explains the...eating conditions, I suppose. But monsters? Selling your soul, dearie, what on earth...?
>>6999297
I've taken the luxury of calling them ahead of time and they'll have a wheelchair waiting for you at the front door.
>>6999289
>>6999306
Step up
>>6999294
>>6999312
Wow that worked itself into a very nice coincidence.
>>6999303
GREAT, ASIDE FROM THE SPIDER BEATING MY SKULL IN WITH A MACE!
>>6999306
KAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAWKAW
>>6999318
SPELL ICUP NIGGA
>captcha tea
>>6999322
>Day 7
>Months at sea
Really yos your hos
>>6999312
i needed more power to deal with the monsters, so i sold the least important thing, "My soul"
>>6999322
Night 7
>>6999333
Time be a tenuous thing for land lubbers adrift on the open ocean. Much like their sanity, yarrr
>>6999317
I can't wait to go to bingo and the horse races they have.
>>6999294
He did, and that was because he thought he had nothing to live for.
Five minutes of shouting and a slap in the face later, he's definitely stable now. I think he is. Besides, that was last year. I have full hopes he would have found someone greater than me! What's your opinion, man?
>>6999312
D'aw, you're too sweet for me. Any sweeter and I might get diabetes. You really are the perfect partner, you know that, eh?
Je t'aime. Te amo.
>>6999323
>shivers
Spiders...
anyvay, vill you be in zhe next game after zhis one?
>>6999351
Make sure not to harass the jockeys too much
>>6999348
>>6999355
I think he might be really confused, in a bad way, that you were very willing to settle down with a spider, but insist that he is, and was, too good for you. Also, how does that reflect on your opinion of Muffet?
>>6999365
OF COURSE, I'LL JOIN THAT TOO!
Discord was a mistake
Steam was a mistake
Chatzy was a mistake
Band was a mistake
Line was a mistake
HG was a mistake
>>6999369
There's no stopping me. My Mason funds go directly towards it. I can sexually harass all the cute girls I want and nothing will be done. I'll be living in paradise as I fade out for good.
>>6999370
>>6999297
That's all I'm willing to pay for. You're old and used up now so you don't get a say anymore.
>>6999389
You was a mistake
>>6999347
...Dearie, how are you even alive without your soul? And, furthermore, all monsters only live in the Underground. There would not be any in your basement.
>>6999355
Je t'aime davantage, mon cher. I have said this before, however I cannot say it enough: we are perfect for each other, no?
>>6999400
>>6999400
>>6999409
Well, this definitely floats my boat.
Thank you for hosting. I'll follow up with a game after I've finished eating.
>>6999400
Congratulations Sir Reigen. Thank you for hosting for us, Captain.
>>6999409
I believe another host volunteered some time ago. They have 15 minutes to show themselves!
>>6999402
I remember when HG was great...
>>6999421
>That was me. Just making food.
>>6999432
Alright, I need a break anyways. This marathon thing is hard!
>>6999400
Ah, how disgusting a death.
>>6999409
Congratulations, dearie!
>>6999421
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~!
>>6999370
Yeah, he was too good for me. He would've wanted someone that doesn't anger everyone they see, and I know that, soon enough, he'll be on Cloud Nine with that special someone.
What was that last question supposed to mean?
>>6999404
It's too good to be true... But truth is stranger than fiction, I hear. What else can be said apart from these three words?
You're perfect, Muffet. Don't ever forget that.
>>6999409
Congrats 'n thank you for everything!
>>6999443
It means that if Garma is too good for you, then why isn't Muffet? How is it ok for her to be with "someone that angers everyone they see?"
>>6999450
Maybe Alfred isn't gay.
Maybe.
>>6999149
I tried something
Happy January 1st everyone!
Do you know what that means?
Yes, it means it's time for an All-Star Battle, but a very important one! Or two! Or eight! It's the 30th anniversary of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, so it's time to celebrate it well!
I'll take the first 36/48 tributes. If time allows it, expect me to keep going afterwards!
>>6999484
>Thinking Wiggins the cuck won't keep bitching about this till he finally gets the gay ship he wants
Fuck do you think we at?
>>6999504
Josuke Higashikata
>>6999489
It looks sweet anon, thanks <3
When your vape runs out juice and you don't get any more until a week from now even though you depend on it because you're trying to quit smoking cigarettes
>>6999504
Hagakure Tooru!
>>6999504
Lord Beerus
>>6999504
The Wrench
>>6999513
I figured it would look better when you crop Killer Queen and the rest out
>>6999504
Zhe Medic
>>6999504
Tenten
>>6999484
That's what I'm getting to
>>6999504
Xx_Jotarokiller69_xX
>>6999504
Johnny Joestar
>>6999504
Joseph Joestar
>>6999450
I see your point. Oh, God, it's one I can't argue with. I just liked him as a best friend, I guess. I mean... That's just the main thing. Both need to have feelings for each other, and I didn't have any for him.
I like him a lot. But just not like that.
>>6999504
Alfred Jones
>>6999504
Rinoa the Adorable
>>6999504
A Grizzly Bear
>>6999504
Eggman-kun
>>6999489
he swervin on a nigga
>>6999504
Tyuule
>>6999504
Spongebob
>>6999504
Jack Spicer
>>6999504
Ryoma Hoshi
>>6999504
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>6999524
Yeah, I did like KQ and the bit of explosion, but just kira looks good
>>6999504
Colonel
>>6999403
nah
she's cool
>>6999443
Actions speak louder than words, dear.
>Muffet plants a quick kiss on Alfred's cheek.
Ahuhuhu~!
>>6999504
Muffet
>Be back in like 30 minutes.
>>6999520
vait, is zhat zhe same Lord Beerus from a vile ago?
>>6999504
Karl
>>6999504
Rintaro
>>6999504
Zangetsu
>filler
>>6999550
>>>/w/1960784
check this thread out too
>>6999529
There ya go. You answered your own question.
>>6999504
Major mew
>>6999504
Stalker
>>6999504
Nancy Elsner
>>6999504
Heidemarie
>>6999504
Rintaro
>>6999504
Uncle Death
>>6999561
I'm way ahead of you, anon, already halfway down looking in that thread
6 more!
>>6999504
The MC
>>6999504
Sad Magic
>>6999504
Josuke Higashikata.
>>6999593
Bill
>>6999590
great
>>6999593
Joe "Autism Giver" Wideman
>>6999593
Misuzu
>>6999505
Why would Wiggins care about Alfred and Garma's failed gay ship that doesn't even make any sense
>>6999594
Maybe Alfred's sexuality isn't any of your business
Fucking creep.
Only a few hundred posts away my friends. We need this.
>>6999593
Mirai
>>6999504
Ramlethal Valentine
>>6999553
They really do. Good thing I express love with hugs, amirite?
>He's quite proud of what he's achieved, a clear blush on his face. How adorable!
...Te amo.
>>6999594
Lying? Man, what kind of dick would lie about their sexuality? I'm the hero for a reason, I'm sure as hell not gonna deceive anyone just for kicks.
>>6999504
The Real MC
>>6999556
Yes
>>6999619
It's Wiggins. You forgot that key point. Species seeking species, human nature.
>>6999634
>Kissu
Let's see how the new hosting machine holds up.
Check the roster!
>>6999636
>Image Flag touching the ground
>>6999504
Lac
>>6999649
Swap Sad Magic for the next in line
>>6999649
Looking good.
>>6999637
At least the real MC got in this time. Better luck next game, fake MC.
>>6999641
Are you telling me me that Wiggins is upset because someone isn't gay?
>>6999656
It's like you don't care that you might be making him uncomfortable by talking about this in front of everybody.
Some friend.
CRYING YANG IS HERESY
I WILL NOT STOP POSTING UNTIL I GET A UNANIMOUS OPINION ON THIS
NO
I DONT MEAN ANONYMOUS
>>6999637
Happy new year, Darling.
>>6999504
Okuyasu Nijimura
>>6999649
Eh, swap
>>6999569
>>6999682
>>6999649
>if there's time, swap please
>>6999570
>>6999682
>>6999650
Let me make it better for ya, Anon.
How's that?
>>6999656
Yeah, I get why you asked. I might be a bit of a jerk at times, but I wouldn't do it for my amusement. That's just cruel, and despite all the things I've done, I'm not cruel.
>>6999504
Loto
>>6999677
I mean like, that's how this place is. Personal moments and stuff for the character requires the player to act as though only the people currently involved in the interaction can hear/see. It's a quirk of interaction here
>>6999642
I still see no point in this action.
>>6999647
So eager to make a sacrifice. My appreciations.
>>6999677
Yes. This is the 21st century. Either bend over or get shot. Gay reich in a few years because of leftards.
>>6999650
>>6999636
Yo what the fuck
Did you seriously just let the ensign touch the fucking ground
>>6999701
Literally who
>>6999691
>>6999692
>>6999693
Oh shit! I hope the host is better at deciding than me...
>>6999695
better.
>>6999711
literally me
OKAY!
OPEN THE GAME!!
Already, we've got a lover's quarrel and main characters fighting for their rightful spot!
>>6999695
Oh I wouldn't think you'd do it for that reason in a million billion years.
Anyways, good to see you! I got your message from last night.
>>6999711
Hmmm...?
>>6999504
Chibikko
>>6999725
That's just the fryers rumblin away!
>>6999504
VERY LATE SOLDIER
>>6999725
I'l come at you with everything I have. Don't cry when I wreck you.
>whip crack
>>6999674
It was on purpose...all for the sake of; uh, I-I dunno, suspense? The Real hero never shows up on time! he only shows up when all his friends are dead! or something like that...
>>6999681
Happy Near Year to you too, Miia...I hope you liked the dinner I made for you...andeveryoneelse.
>>6999725
Anything to lead me closer to finding out who I am.
Reminder for all of you to attempt at getting the get, we must stop the pedos of /TLHG/ from getting the get at all costs
>>6999725
Get going already
>>6999725
haaaaa
>>6999703
"I won't just be happy for him, I have to question that because that's just how it is"
Leave the guy alone. Let him and his weird spider waifu be together in peace.
>>6999705
A reich that deserves death for once
>>6999725
Everyday is a bizzare adventure senpais!
>>6999725
I'm a vampire now. Great, I can't go on the beach anymore
>>6999725
What a tragedy, I was up and ready to win this game! Just don't put "drowned in balls" on my tombstone!
>>6999742
The real hero doesn't have glossed over eyes and an unrealistic amount of women hovering over them. A REAL MC is someone others can relate to, and so it has to go to a NEET like me!
Oh shit didn't know we was close to 7m
>>6999707
No, it was Amelia. Looks to me she forgot that rule.
Because I love you, I'll just get the flag back up. She's already gotten in trouble for it, don't worry.
>>6999720
Awesome, man. Don't hesitate to point out if I do anything wrong.
>>6999725
...
I think she might've been mad over something, but I don't know what. Whoops!
>>6999731
Gosh. Even with the things I've done here, at least they were done for a reason. That's way, way too cruel, and even the people that hate me would agree.
Anyways, yeah! It's awesome to see you! I just figured I would say howdy because we don't see each other all too often.
>>6999765
It was more related to someone else's potential health than anything, Mrs. Assumptions.
>>6999789
My fault I guess. Been busy with a bunch of different stuff till recently.
>>6999733
Otto said he really wants to rub your eyebrows
>>6999757
>t. Ichigo
>>6999725
It seems you have seen me for a different person, my child. It makes sense as we're on a different side of confessional, but I felt like I'd let you know.
My lord's tricks might not work for me yet, but heaven shall soon ascend and once I achieve that cause, not even the gods shall chsnge the course of this universe.
>>6999725
I wonder what sort of things you can show your son from several decades in the future.
Meteors? Tommy guns? Those are just a few of my guesses.
Somehow I forgot to put this on the bloodbath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tXfJ0bIXe0
>Late reply
>>6999404
I swear is not my imagination, i saw those monsters with my own eyes
>>6999795
Why does he want to do that? Is he trying to make fun of me or something?
>>6999725
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>6999789
Ey shitbag, the ensign isn't a fucking fashion accessory. Take it off and put it on the flag pole and you better give the most crisp salute ever you god damn maggot.
we /jojo/ now
>>6999725
Hmph.
>The normally composed woman strikes a ridiculous pose.
Let us begin the eliminations.
>>6999806
It only makes sense. A human can not be this useless.
>>6999787
Hey man, that's not cool! My pupils turn on and off at random intervals! And don't imply I wanted this!
I just wanted a quiet life, dude! I didn't ask for all these...actually pretty hot chicks to surround me!
Blame the writer! not the character! I just wanna stay at home, study for college, play video games, and jerk off! That's all I want in life!
>>6999806
Ah, feel like a new year.
.. This feels familiar
>>6999813
I'm not sure, but I think he also wants 2.5 kids. You better get ready.
>>6999742
What was that last part?
Anyway, it was great. I'm surprised you know learned how to cook so well.
>>6999806
Haha! Newsflash senpai. Death never goes away!
>>6999829
This isn't a bad thing.
>>6999793
I don't blame you. It's the friggin' New Year! It's all good if you have things to do; I'm sure I would've had some if I didn't ask my boss for time off.
>>6999818
Shit, man, alright, I'll do it. You've got some nerve talking back to the United States, but because I'm a changed man, I'll listen to you.
Here you go, my man. Don't hesitate to point out any flaws if needed.
>>6999580
Hey, what's your source?
>>6999806
Shining as bright as a diamond? Sounds more like what some popstar would desire. I am a priest, not a popstar, I am one to save what's salvagable and help those that require my aid.
>>6999816
>>6999845
>>6999806
I can't die that soon! An MC can't lose before the dramatic climaaaaax!
>>6999790
Oh, so now he isn't smart enough to know danger when he sees it?
WE MUST KEK THE PEDOS
SPAM IF SEXTAS MODS BAN TLHG PERMANENTLY
>>6999760
Alright alright!!
>>6999852
Dragons rioting. A discontinued manga I believe. Wanna Ava him or something?
>>6999847
So what were we talking about earlier? Had to go do something
>>6999830
That's a keeper.
>snaps a picture of the strangely awesome poses.
>>6999836
How do you have 2.5 kids?! That's unnatural But I guess I don't mind the idea of it. D-Don't you dare tell him anything though!!
Hay I can't read mine!
>>6999806
We've got a Jojo going full Dio.
Baby Achtu-- I mean, the invisible girl continues her murder spree. Sort of.
IF SEXTAS MODS BAN TLHG PERMANENTLY
>>6999847
You could be the fucking president for all I give a damn. No one is above that flag or the constitution. I didn't serve in Afghanistan to see some punk disrespecting the flag and those who have died to defend it.
>>6999893
>>6999896
hay i wish your cancerous ass would fuck off
>>6999831
Yeah right. Your lies won't penetrate me or my stupidity. You're loving all this attention you're getting while you leave me in the dust.
If anyone here is the real MC it's the person going through the rough patch, AKA me. In the end you're nothing more, and I quote from hearing this from someone else talking behind your back, a man whore.
>>6999806
Yeah, thanks for teaching me how to run away, dad. Couldn't you've taught me something cool? Like Hamon or something? C'mon, don't cheese me here!
>>6999908
>slaps
>>6999899
I'd fight a bear... I don't know how much money he, or his family has tho.
>>6999893
2 kids and a tard is 2.5
>>6999908
I wish you would fuck off
>>6999915
What if that is his special ability?
ZA WARUDO
>>6999883
I don't think that's got too much to do with it. Muffet hasn't posed a serious danger to anyone no more than anybody else around here.
I think you just have something against her.
ITS PENIS IN YOUR ANUS
>>6999880
>No. Just need to make a wincard for him.
>>6999887
>She rubs her eyes at the sudden flash.
Just what was that for?
>>6999899
You would destroy someone much weaker than you? Dusgusting. Get out of my sight.
>>6999881
We were talking about your preferences and what you look for in a girlfriend.
I got your back, Okuyasu. I might know a few people who'll hook up with ya.
>>6999883
Awesome, man! You know, a whole lot of new people have been coming here lately, and it feels much more bustling like it used too. Is that just me?
>>6999901
Fine, fine, I get your point. I'll ask Amelia to not put it on the ground or else she'll be in huge trouble, and I'll be sure to not put it on the ground as well.
Your concerns are legit, and I've listened to 'em. Thank you for pointing it out.
>>6999899
>>6999924
I can tell you, you're a lot better off than I am
What is a get?
>>6999930
>>6999904
>>6999899
Ahh, so that's how I atone for my previous deeds. Yes, I understand, god has lead me here to sin for my vanity.
>Pucci speeds up time after being scamped by one bullet using Made in Heaven, altering his wounds to no longer being there.
But child, you should know that I am not one to let the pathway to heaven be broken.
The get is upon us.
>>6999893
>kissu
Hi
These 9s and/or 0s are for Mahiru!
>>6999972
don't quote me or my son ever again
IT'S 2016
check my ebin RP guys
>opens door
WHIP!!!
>does the whip
>runs away
if >>6999999 mods ban the /TLHG/ pedos
If >>6999999 then everyone GETS OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
If get, HG will not get the get.
I want to fucking die.
I'm in.
Yare Yare Wiggins is Gayzu
>>6999954
Eh? No, Muffet isn't the danger at all! It's not even Alfred's fault or anything, and it's kind of a really shitty situation, but this guy asked him out, Alfred declined as politely as possible, and the guy shot himself. I was mainly worried what happens when he shows up again.
Fascism is the best form of government
>>6999999
Hah! There ya go
>Sips
INB4 BUTTHURT PEDOS INVADING THE THREAD COMPLAINING THAT THEY DIDNT GET THE GET
>>7000000
perfect
>>7000017
When who shows up again?
>>6999999
REIGEN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING SAVAGE
>>6999966
I've been seeing and snapping pics of those poses for months now. People eat 'em up so I keep doing it.
Ey, sorry for the discomfort.
>>7000055
Garma
>>7000000
The entire board wishes you would
>>7000069
Hi butthurt pedo
>>7000000
kill yourself
>>6999999
Killer Queen has no weaknesses