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LAPIS BLOWS

When does Sapphire get sexually dominated

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What a beautiful OP pic.

>>6893710
>implying an advanced society wouldn't use the metric system

>>6893644
Steven left and returned with Peridot shortly. Peridot was *also* short.

She was incredulous and also also livid as well. “You want me to shapeshift a *what?* And then let her put *what* *where*!?” Peridot asked, her stance on the matter showing not only in her voice but in her mannerisms too. She flailed her arms and balled her little hands into fists and stuck out her head. Goodness, she was adorable… Peridot was shocked to her core, but soon her core would be filled <3...

“It’s either yours or my butt,” Steven stated simply. “And I don’t want my ass violated by Jasper’s disgusting 10-inch. Shit, she’d give my ass a yeast infection.”

Peridot laughed at that. But her frown soon returned.

“I won’t! For Diamonds’ sake, look at me and look at her! I’m only barely taller than four feet!” she said. “Even if I shapeshifted *that* and I made it go up and all the way through me, it would still be close to impossible to take in all of…all of *THAT*!” Peridot motioned to Jasper’s, fat, “disgusting” length. It was throbbing and leaking pre. Diamonds, it was *nasty*.

>>6893741
>implying an advanced society would use the metric system

>>6893758
a truly advanced species should use planck units with a binary numeric system. It's the only truly mathematically objective system

>>6893742
“I won’t! For Diamonds’ sake, look at me and look at her! I’m only barely taller than four feet!” she said. “Even if I shapeshifted *that* and I made it go up and all the way through me, it would still be close to impossible to take in all of…all of *THAT*!” Peridot motioned to Jasper’s, fat, “disgusting” length. It was throbbing and leaking pre. Diamonds, it was *nasty*.

“It’s like the runt says, Li’l Green,” Jasper said, giving her huge cock a playful stroke, “it’s either your pretty little snatch, or his ass. And it doesn’t look like he wants to give me his ass…”

Jasper licked her lips.

“Don’t start this again,” Peridot mumbled.

“What? ’Again’?” Steven asked.

Peridot was silent.

Jasper glanced at Steven. “Heh, hey, Runt, you didn’t know?” she asked, “Peridot’s an old battle axe!”

>>6893732
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

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>>6893758
Any actual scientist would tell you that the metric system is superior in the sense that it supports trivilly representing the ONE thing that actually matters: orders of magnitude. Other than that noone cares about actual units heck, energy is never measured in it's ACTUAL unit. inverse centimeters, hartree, eV, ...
Ultimately, units don't matter.

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>>6893811
>Not using a more compact form like base 8 or base 16

>>6893813
“You two have done this together before?” he asked.

“No!” said Peridot. “But when we were together on the ship we flew to Earth, back when you and Jasper first met… Back then, during the voyage, Jasper… tried to pressure me to have sex with her.”

Peridot looked distraught.

“So I take it you didn’t?” Steven asked.

“Of course we didn’t…” said Peridot. “But I didn’t like that she tried to force me into it. I’d never done that with anyone before. I felt…really intimidated, the way she came on to me. I didn’t want to do it. Besides…she was way too big for me, and… And it was as big back then as it is now,” Peridot said, pointing angrily at Jasper’s fat, huge, cock.

>>6893860
I'm a professional physicist and I can confirm that this is true.

Except, like, joules and watt hours. People use those irl on the reg

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Do you think Steven fantasies about being used and abused by the gems?
He seems like the type who would love to be kidnapped and molested by the gems he trusts.

>>6893884
can physics prove who is best gem

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Sup losers

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>>6893909
>Not Sapphire
So close but yet so far.

>>6893916
Yes, it's Amethyst. It was Amethyst the whole time.

>>6893884
yeah, techheads and people shopping for lightbulbs, toasters and refrigerators.
Jokes aside you're right. Also, theoretical chemist myself. Hence my energy units of choice.

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>>6893934
Ayy, spectroscopic analysis-focused chemical physicist, basically different approaches to the same thing. Maybe that's why we love rocks so much.

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>>6893884
>>6893934
>Smart people browse /sug/

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Which gem is most likely to go full yandere?

>>6893873
we only use base 8 because it's the minimum number of bits needed to encode the uppercase and lowercase english alphabets, english punctuation and whitespace and the base 10 number system. hex is only used because it's twice the already irrational byte

A species with a different manner of language and a different way of counting appendages would come to an entirely different conclusion of what system is rational

Also, I thought that fusion had her undies around her ankles

>>6893860
Each system has a benefit
>metric has simple conversion rates and reasonable values making it idea for applied sciences
>planck has objective values, removes unnecessary constants and clarifies the meaning of others, making it ideal for theoretical sciences
>Imperial is mostly useless but the farenheit scale has a higher degree of precision for daily use in things like cooking, weather and fever detection

>>6893909
If you're going to post shit like this can you at least make it connie? Considering all the degenerate smut that goes on here I'm beginning to feel like the lack of connie content is discrimination against me personally

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>>6893993
Is it yandere if it's only friendship?

>>6894017
No

>>6894017
Rape isn't very friendly, anon.

>>6894021
Then Lapis isn't the correct answer.

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>>6893984
>tfw there are two physicists and chemists here while you flunked out of the physics program and now write quantum field theory-inspired fairy tales to convince yourself you're still smart

>>6894010
I felt like there been a lot of Connie stuff recently.
I saw a green text just a few days ago about Connie getting mind controlled and turned into a breeder slut.

>>6893880
Steven didn’t know what to say. Trying to scapegoat Peridot had led to some uncomfortable things being brought up.

“Hey, that was over six years ago,” said Jasper, and surprisingly gently. “And I want to start over.”

Peridot crossed her arms and frowned.

Steven still didn’t know what to say. “I’ll, uh...” he stammered, “I’ll be going now.” And he left.

“Y’know,” Jasper continued whilst pumping her shaft largoly, “I wouldn’t mind some help with this here…”

Peridot scrunched her lips, though Jasper only chuckled.

“Peridot, I promise I’ll be as gentle as I can,” she said.

“You don’t *know* how to be gentle,” Peridot spat.

“I’ll prove to you that I can be,” Jasper whispered. She arose from her bed and scooped Peridot up into her arms. Peridot was surprised but didn’t make an attempt to squirm free.

With one arm holding Peridot in the air and pressed against Jasper’s broad, muscular chest, Jasper brought her right hand to Peridot’s chin, lifting it gently. Jasper stared deep into Peridot’s eyes…

She leaned in slowly, and soon her lips pressed against Peridot’s.


[And so Jasper and Peridot copulate with tender love and lots of giggles. I dunno.

[Maybe it'll be a story one day.]

>>6893974
Who knows? That may actually be. Also, man spectroscopy is fascinating. Time dependent perturbation theory and so on and so forth was a really fun thing I only recently got to know

>>6894010
you were missing the reason I proposed base 8 or 16. As they are powers of 2 they inherit many properties of the binary representation while (including digit sum properties and the like) while being closer to be arbitrary yet very useful base 10 system. best of both worlds.

also, I agree that all units have their merit. Hence I said "superior in the sense of X", it's all terribly relative

>>6893916
The Mohs scale of mineral hardness can help you figure that out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohs_scale_of_mineral_hardness

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>>6893993
Lapis.

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>>6894052
I feel you anon, my IQ is pretty high but I'll probably never end up being a scientist.

At least I'm a decent writer.

>>6894100
Spectroscopy involves so much waiting though. That's actually when I watched the first 2 seasons of SU, waiting for samples to prepare and measurements to finish during uni. Pretty chill hanging out in a multimillion pound lab alone watching children's cartoons on my phone though.

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>>6894120
Lapis is a crazy bitch but I wonder who she would go full yandere for since the only three gems she "cares" about are Jasper Steven and Peridot.

>>6894157
She doesn't like Jasper anymore and she only tolerates Peri because she doesn't have any friends besides Steven.

>>6894157
I don't think she liked Jasper ever

>>6894060
all the connie is her being buggered by the murdercock or pearl's "spear". I want to see stuff about her exploring her own sexuality in progressively more perverse and risky ways as a form of rebellion against her cloistered upbringing

>>6894100
agreed, they are denser, but I feel like there should be a less arbitrary integer power of 2. The only other thing that works there sadly is base 4

actually base 32 might work since it's defined by the number of fermions including sterile neutrinos and in binary 32 is the minimum needed to enumerate the nuclear charges [u,d,r,g,b] (with the sterile neutrino and antineutrino being 00000 and 11111)

>>6894157
Lapis doesn't care about Jasper she just like using her as a fucktoy because her body and will is very durable

>>6894180
You kidding? she straight up imprisoned the bitch and even missed abusing her that's straight up yandere.

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>>6893919
nothing much nerd, ate too many candy canes

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>>6894052
Quantum field theory it fascinating, but I never bothered to wrap my head around the graphs and the underlying perturbation theory.

>>6894151
Yeah that's pretty rad. Sadly there's no spectroscopers at our uni. Well, no proper experimentalists for it at least

>>6894010
>the physicist is a pedo conniefag
disgusting

>>6894180
So you saying Steven is the lover...Peridot is the fuck toy....

>>6893741
Advanced human society doesn't use the metric system.

>>6894228
But that in itself is also arbitrary. I could certainly find a physical legitimation for using base 16, but I'd say any power of 2 would be equally reasonable.

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>>6894247
I have a raging sweet-tooth and ate half a pecan pie, a bag of frosted animal crackers, and two bags of Lindt chocolate squares.

>>6894052
I'm a new anon and I have a BS in physics. Weird.

>>6894315
>lindt chocolate squares
yummy

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>>6894345
that brand of chocolate is the fucking shit, if I had gotten another bag I'd have eaten it too

>>6893644
Sadie is a... (pick one)
>[ ] cutie pie
>[ ] fat little slut

>>6894253
same, probably worse than you. For a brainlet I try my damnedest to understand what conceptual ideas I can so that even if I can't get the math down I can show I did my goddamn research, but in the end it's all pop physics references with none of the real stuff

At the moment my mind is on a sphinx-riddle type story involving a sphinx imprisoned in a box by her brother, an antisphinx (a man with the head of a dog). The antisphinx wants to know if his sister is dead without opening the box, so the protagonist has to figure out how to see through hyperspace to tell. When she does, she realizes the sphinx in the box is neither alive nor dead becuase there is no sphinx in the box. It tunneled out and is about to pounce on her brother. the sphinx and antisphinx quickly kill each other, allowing the protagonist to escape

>>6894412
But she's both of those things.

>>6894389
Yeah it's certainly one of the best large chocolate brands. I'm also a fan of cadbury chocolate, especially the chocolate oranges. But try getting that shit here.

>>6894435
>cadbury chocolate
garbage

>>6894412
that's vidalia, not sadie

>>6894257
at least I'm not posting porn of steven. He's mentally and physically 8 years old

>>6894302
it's based on physical constants. as long as we don't discover more fundamental fermions or an alternate universe with different laws of physics I think it's safe

>>6894091
Goodnight, /sug/.
I'm leaving. The Rivet guy.

Happy Holidays.

>>6894444
Quantum Quaded Quads

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>>6894418
Honestly QM by itself is actually not that bad math-wise. Most of it is linear algebra, i.e. vectors and matrices.
That story is a little rough on the edges, theory-wise.

>>6894257
Maybe one of the physicists is, I'm not. Jasper is the best gem and the best character. RIP.

My dream is to see what Sugilite would be with the superior quartz.

>>6894323
Three physicists and a chemist so far... damn.

>>6894495
Proof that true intellectuals prefer Jasper.

>>6894509
But also a large number of deluded idiots as well.

>>6894444
I'd call it a superior Milka. Pedestrian, but servicable

>>6894493
Quantum mechanics is just straight-up integration all day.

When you're working on the third dimensional integration for even a rough approximation of anything it's pretty heavy going.

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>>6894495
I don't have to be a physicist to know that Jasper is best gem

>>6894457
Yeah, it's a usual think I talk with other scientists about. I don't consider the standard model more fundamental than the (QM) Harmonic Oscillator or the Hydrogen Atom, or Kepler's equations of motion or the Schrodinger equation, etc. Not in a practical way of physical understanding at least.

>>6894535
It depends, really. I mean, look at the electronic versus the nuclear problem in Quantum Chem. The integrals are the comparably trivial part once done. The hard part is sampling the configuration space, because diagonalizing the matrix is simply impossible.
Nuclear dynamics on the other hand suffers more from integration, that's true. But that can also be rewritten as a basis choice problem (see MCTDH)

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>>6894590

>>6894600
The standard model is pretty doubtful anyway, since a mathematical model exists that could do entirely without both nuclear forces and just use em and grav.

>>6894493
I know, it's more for the sake of story than anything else. the references just kind of developed naturally from the core necessity

I needed a trial for the protagonist to learn to see in four dimensions, and figured the best way to do that is to make them look inside of something without opening it. once I got to that point I had to ask what she'd look inside and the obvious answer was schröedinger's box.

I'm fully aware that it was meant as an insult to the copenhagen interpretation and is invalidated by the radiation detector making the observation on its own.

The heroine can't just guess the answer so it has to be a trick question, hence the tunneling joke, and so on it just spiraled out from there.

>>6894600
ideally it would just be mathematical constants but every other important number is non-natural

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>6894538
>>6894563
>>6894590
Lone Jasperfag, not being able to understand the current conversation involving physics, spams their waifu in a desperate attempt to be included.

>>6894692
kiss me

>>6894672
I thought you just need to use gravity and slap on another five or six compactified dimensions to account for the gauge symmetries

>>6894692
>>6894699
kys

>>6894651
>"The hard part is sampling the configuration space, because diagonalizing the matrix is simply impossible."
Man physics sounds stupid if you look at the actual words used and ignore the meaning.

But yeah, it's true. I just loathe integrals with my whole heart. It isn't the difficulty it's just the monotony.

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Stop talking about physics

>>6894744
kys jasperfag

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>>6894744
let's talk about LAPPY EGGS

>>6894672
Never looked into that too deeply, mostly because QFT, much like Path integrals, always seemed more.. shaky when inspected too closely from a purely formal perspective. QM I can somewhat oversee if we ignore truly unbound scattering problems.
>>6894738
it sounds like techno babble at times, doesn't it.
>>6894744
why.

>>6894744
Stop posting shitty memes.

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>>6894706
I am just one of the few/many Jasperfags bored on Christmas and posting the superior waifu in appreciation of her greatness, but you are right about me not understanding physics. I nearly failed the sole physics class I took in Highschool.

>>6894690
I see.

>ideally it would just be mathematical constants but every other important number is non-natural
numbers are fascinating. Especially when we get to the exotic areas like transfinite numbers.

>>6894810
I am the physicist who likes Jasper and I approve this message.

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holy shit help me I wanted to help someone get sai but they are the worse kind of people. they cant even open the program and it sounds like they are fisting his keyboard

How is everyone doing? plus what are you drinking?
im drinking some jasmine tea with milk sugar and a few drops of white wine

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>>6894706
be nice anon.
>>6894810
I like jasper too. Although I don't really pick favorites.

Is it normal if I want to fuck Zuke?
Not that I consider her pretty, but she needs a nice dicking.

>>6894116
>noone replied to this
shame because that'S a really great reaction image

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>>6894872
Currently downing a goblet of aids infected blood

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>>6894899

wtf i love jasper now

>>6894899
typical jasperfag

>>6894872
cola from a glass bottle
oh my I missed that

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Love you /sug/

>>6894899
why do I find this post so endearing

>tfw resident autist has an higher IQ than you

>>6894810
typical retarded jasperfag, i'm embarrassed for all of your kind

>>6894899
I wish I could sensually sip on Jasper's AIDS blood

/sug/ is full of scientists and I would trust them to build me bridges and ensure humanity's future by building giant hand shaped spaceships thanks

>>6894942
I value heart over excessive intellect.
t. autist-kun (..?)

>>6894899
kys

>>6894917
love you guys too.

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>>6894965
For crying out loud guys, it's Christmas and Jasperfag did nothing wrong. Be nice.

>>6894836
Is there a way to fully represent transfinite numbers in a finite number of bits?

I figure patterns like 1000000... or 10101010... can be represented as repeating patterns but others like pi, e or phi without the decimal point would be impossible

>>6894960
As one of the people talking. I wouldn't trust me to make the hand ship's website, and I'm a fucking web developer

>>6894994
kys

>>6894980
kys as well

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Did someone say Vidalia edition?

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>>6894947
to be fair it was an ap course and the teacher was fired for being shit at his job the year after, I was also struggling with depression and my mom and her husband ended up kicking me out. junior and senior years of highschool were terrible for me and I was only looking forward to getting out of there

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>>6895004
did they?

>>6894964
Is your IQ lower than Indexer's, heart-over-mind anon?

>>6895004
I want Vidalia to have hot /ss/ with Steven.

>>6895001
All transfinite numbers of a certain kind? No, or not necessarily depending on your axioms.
At some point you should switch to implicit notation

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I hope to find an ice-cold bottle of sweet delicious watery breast milk under my tree tomorrow. Maybe she just forgot.

>>6895012
>Leader does a shit job helping you
>Lose your mother
>Forced to be somewhere you hate doing something you don't want to do

Were you bullied by a fat tranny with a yoyo too, anon?

>>6895071
She was too busy raping Sapphire.

>>6895050
how the fuck do they even calculate new digits of pi? is there a algorithm that can calculate infinite decimal places limited only my storage space?

>>6895026
I don't know. I never tested my IQ since I find it a doubtful measure. And I like Indexer but I can't say anything about his intelligence. I don't know him well enough for that. I'm just an academic with a sappy streak.

Do you think Indexer and Barneyfag are related?

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>>6894495
>Three physicists and a chemist so far... damn.
>tfw too intelligent to enjoy anything other than STEVEN UNIVERSE CREATED BY REBECCA SUGAR

>>6894897
It's a bad idea.
She'll just cry rape, and then act like a martyr, and then Tumblr will be even more likely to take her side when the fact that she got juked is made public.

>>6895098
yes. Inefficient representations are outright trivial to find. Efficient ones however...
Although to my knowledge it is more a prestige thing, like optimizing FORTRAN compilers.

>>6895098
It's processing power mostly. The less you approximate the number (so the closer to the real calculation), the more accurate digits you get out.

>>6895098
Pretty much, huge powerful computers crunch the numbers until they reach a physical limit.

>>6895112
>this show
>full of heavy-handed lessons and characters who need to scream about how they feel
>smart
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>6894897
i don't want to fuck zuke but i don't think she's ugly

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>>6895019
>>6895004
Vidalia is nice.

>>6895099
https://mensa.dk/sites/default/files/index.swf
If you got 10 minutes you can try this one

>>6895152
This is not, it's just dumb.

>>6895145
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gay

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>>6895145
I HAVE EVOLVED PASSED YOUR SIMPLE TROPES AND SEE THIS SHOW FOR THE REPRESENTATION OF THE UNDERLYING FABRIC OF REALITY THAT IT TRULY IS.

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>>6895145
>brainlets don't understand the hidden intricacies of STEVEN UNIVERSE CREATED BY REBECCA SUGAR

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Ok fags let get real here.
So we know for a fact that Connie will be and will forever be Stevens girlfriend and future wife (probably)
But if Steven were to date a gem or heck any SU character who do you think would legit be perfect for him?
And I dont just mean you wanna see him get together with so and so because it will be "cute or "hot"
I mean who is the SU character that it perfect for Steven and will make him and them happy?

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>>6895081

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>>6895112
>Steven Universe
>intelligent

>>6895154
sorry man, I'm currently on my portable loonix machine and never bothered to install flash.
Which is sad because I can't go to /f.
Speaking of which, I just realized that gnash isn't in my repos at the moment. weird.

>>6895183
Amethyst is the obvious answer

>>6895182
In all seriousness I do legit think SU is one of the smartest kids shows I've ever seen....no joke.

>>6895164
its joke

>>6895183
She dies and Steven realizes that he's not really human and that he'll eventually see everyone around him wither and die in his ambiguous lifetime or straight up MURDERED by what's left of the diamond authority and all for his mother's actions, and despite her and all she's done, no matter the intent behind it

Oh wait, I almost forgot this was a kid's show

>>6895217
its shit

>>6895183
Steven needs another strong gem, even better, a strong quartz. No runts. Jasper is waiting to be redeemed and then soon enough (a few years), marriageable

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>>6895183
>I mean who is the SU character that it perfect for Steven and will make him and them happy?

Peridot, and you can't deny that.

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>>6895183
Ruby or Sapphire because he's been written to basically act as one of them.

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>>6895216
join me in the journey of the truly intellectual

>>6895227
I don't think Steven will grow up to be a dogfucker

>>6895183
Honestly, Steven would be happy in any non-abusive relationship, and would make anyone happy.
Remember that he's a fusion of love, just like Garnet, who also isn't interested in a relationship.
Steven shouldn't tie himself down to one person. Everyone needs him.

>>6895216
lel

>>6895245
I will like serious question what ever cartoons are as smart or smarter then SU?

>>6895250
Steven's feat that will astound Jasper is to surpass the rose quartz and cure corruption when she could not

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>>6895258
>Everyone needs some Steven love.
What a dirty slut giving love to strangers...such a filthy boy...

>>6895227
Honestly, this. If he's going to be in a long war he'll need somebody he can trust completely, who has proven military experience and can train him to be the strong quartz soldier he has the potential to be.

PLUS SHE'S DESPERATE AS FUCK SO
SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE HIM.

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>>6895268
There's not much competitions in the children's cartoon category.

I would say Steven Universe for children's cartoons and Futurama for more adult orientated cartoons.

>>6895124
>>6895127
>>6895128
okay, i googled it. according to wikipedia, they calculate it with the Bailey–Borwein–Plouffe–formula

according to it, pi can be fully represented with the python line

pi=sum([((((4/(8k+1))-(2/(8k+4))-(1/(8k+5))-(1/(8k+6)))(16^k)) for k in range(inf)])

provided infinity is defined

>>6895230
>Rubeven having tits
really?

>>6895315
Actually this could be Pearl, too.

NERDS

>>6895315
So Pearl?

>>6895318
I'm not counting animated shows for adults we mite as well count Anime while were at it.

>>6895315
Only Steven could soften Jasper up, and he'd treat her right and never take advantage of her desperation

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>>6895081
You can compare anything to anything else and point out similarities if you're vague enough, anon.

>>6895346
>quartz

>>6895228
I can. Peridot is an autistic retard that even Steven couldn't love.

>>6895321
Interesting, the more you know
Also, something tells me that would look neat written in LISP, but I can't be bothered

>>6895362
Has there really been a smart anime anyways? Pretty much all of it is just highschool and then a gimmick.

>>6895386
STEVEN FUCKING SAID "I LOVE YOU PERIDOT"

>>6895346
>>6895354
Pearl is Steven's mom. You people disgust me.

>>6895350
y-you too

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>>6895386
Watch the show much?

>>6895384
Pearl was right next to, and spent thousands of years dribbling over the every word of, the most important quartz of all time. She definitely knows what makes a strong quartz militarily.

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I love the Callie/Joy/Pearl meme in draw threads.

>>6895216
eh, it tries to discuss some mature themes every now and then but a lot of the time it doesn't work out well/comes across hamfisted because the writing has been pretty bad lately, like it's gotten to a point where I think Gumball is smarter at doing what it does than SU

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>>6895228
i need these two to have more screen time together

>>6895390
It has enough parentheses thank you very much

>>6895406
do people seriously think that was meant in a romantic way?

>>6895392
There's not a lot of smart anime, but they exist.
Steins;Gate is a pretty smart anime. Hunter X Hunter, too.
Although they were adapted from a visual novel and a manga respectively.
I don't think there's a smart original anime out there, because an original anime needs to be derivative moeblob shit to guarantee a profit.

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>>6895386
You dont know shit Peridot was the first HW gem Steven cared about.
And even when she hated him you could tell she cared.
Steven and Peridot should get a house a build a big beautiful family together.

>>6895406
>>6895416
Steven loves Peridot like a retarded sister.

>>6895362
pre-comedy central Futurama was more family oriented though

I want jasper to be my gym buddy. My gymgem

What type of nail polish would the gems wear?

I could imagine Garnet wearing white to compliment her dark skin.

It's sexy.

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The Jasper gem dropped to the floor bouncing three times with a sharp spike in noise, before coming to a dead stop.
>Amethyst was in shock, he headscarves actually done it.
>As quickly as it stopped a brilliant white light started to succreate from the Gem.
>It took form, in an almost holy manifestation. A single humanoid, then a woman and finally...
"Jasper?" A single tear ran down Amethyst's deep purple eye as she saw her fellow quartz sister take form.
>No corruption, no horrible mutations, just a gem.
>Steven smiled, he had done it. He had cured corruption.
>The thought of Pearl and Garnet's faces when they find out what had happened made him have a smile that radiated from his very soul
>Centi, the Dodo bird monster that Peri poofed, all of the Crystal Gems. He could and would heal them all.
>Steven let his back fall on the hard stone floor, landing with a poof, he looked up. He never truly admired how the delicate web of bubbled gems looked until now.
>It was beautiful, almost emulating the Human Tree of Life.
>Again Steven smiled and felt his eyelids become heavy. The Hybrid Gem was jaded and wanted to have a passionate romance with his bed at the moment.
"Steven!?"
>Amethyst moved swiftly over to her friend. Her face changed like the wind, from one of happiness to one of fear, sorrow and remorse.
>Stevenhad no idea why? It was a happy time Jasper was cured and Steven could get all the cookies he wanted of Garnet.
>Steven felt the warm embrace of Amethyst's hands wrap around him as she was screaming at him, for a moment the Gem thought he had done something wrong.
>Her voice become blurry, almost non exsistant as Steven looked up to the star like gems that were nestled like fruit, above him.
>Perhaps Amethyst was just thankful? Or maybe he had knocked over her food again.
>It was getting a little chilly in the room, Steven decided now was a better time than ever to head back to his one true lover, his warm bed.

>>6895449
>>6895451
Gross

>>6895443
>it has enough parentheses
I'd say that if you need that many, you might as well go all the way

>>6895458
>retarded sister

That's Lapis

>>6895447
If were talking about manga then of course there's tons of options there.

Really if you think about it there hasn't been that much "smart" entertainment recently.

>>6895473
>As he moved his arms, Amethyst let go, and with the same fear burning in her eyes, she moved back over to Jasper.
>Steven got up on his legs, and rubbed his eyes. He was unsure what was going on.
>Amethyst with tears streaming down her face like a waterfall had drawn her whip, frpm her chest.. She was shaking as she took a defensive pose while looking at Steven.
>Steven tried to ask was going on, but he noticed something odd. He couldn't hear his own voice. He was definitely speaking but he couldn't hear himself do such an action.
>The Gem's heart sunk as he saw Amethyst move back further with her whip. She had made a small puddle on the floor with her tears, as her sister lay next to her unconscious
>It was getting colder in the room, a harsh chill had snaked its way up Steven's spine making him shudder.
>That's when he felt it.
>Looking up Steven saw two protruding jade green horns growing steadily from his skull.
>"Awesome, I've got horns!" he thought silently to himself.
>It dawned on him.
>He didn't feel so good.
>A black fog came swept swiftly across his vision, as Steven felt the horns bend down over his eyes.
"I... I can't poof you... You'll... "
"I'm sorry Steven." Amethyst stuttered as the corrupted Gem moved closer towards her.

>>6895449
>people actually believe this

>>6895459
It was also good
unlike CCF

>>6895434
Why are they so fucking perfect together everytime I see LapisxSteven or PearlxSteven its always about sadness and rape.
Stevedot is pure love between two awkward nerds who care deeply about one another.

>>6895465
I want Jasper to use me as gym equipment

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>>6895466
Jasper would opt to dip her sausages in BBQ sauce

>>6895216
Honestly lack of subtlety doesn't make a show dumb, SU has moments of good wit and has a deeper discourse than most shows of its kind. It's far from literary fiction but this isn't such a ridiculous thing to say

But at the end of the day does anyone really watch kids shows for their themes? Kids certainly don't

>>6895466
Isn't that what Sardonyx wears? Or is that just her gloves?

>>6895489
Again Steven was afraid or both Lapis and Jasper but Peridot was like love at first sight he didn't see her as evil he knew she a good gem at heart and needed someone to love her.

hella drffunk right niw what shild i draw sug

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>>6895488
>>6895488
>implying Steven can get corrupted with all that anti-aids healing magic he's got running through his veins

>>6895481
it looks better in latex

>>6895507
I watched OtGW for the dante references

>>6895510
She wears one fingered gloves. I can imagine hers being a sunny yellow cause she is perky.

>>6895505
Crimson red?

>>6895524
you killing yourself

>>6895524
Jasper holding Steven in a friendly way

>>6895535
right om it

>>6895524
woAH im drink tou..

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>>6895494
There was a couple of really good episodes, but for the most part yeah, couldn't really live up to the goldmine that was fox futurama.

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>>6895524
Steven or Rose giving Jasper a kiss making Jasper confused and embarrassed by being kissed by the gem she hates the most.

>>6895484
Lapis isn't retarded.
She's not smart, but she's not mentally ill like Peridot.
She's more like your older sister's hot friend who seems really chill, but then she rapes you when you're about 13 and your sister isn't looking, and you feel gross, but at the same time, it felt really good, and you don't know whether to brag to your friends or not because you're not 100% sure if it's something to brag about.
But she's not retarded.

>>6895524
sugilit, opal, sardonyx, malachite, and alexandrite getting drunk and stevonnie being their not-drunk designated driver

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>>6895154
>133
i'm the smartest i win

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>>6895536

>>6895575
you're 2 points below indexer, gratz

>>6895566
God that show was awful.

>>6895581
your handwriting is somehow worse than zuke's

>>6895570
She may or may not be retarded but you certainly are

>>6895590
You can't hate on the captain

He made the mario show fun

just enjoy it for what it is

>>6895403
>I'm so fucked up

>>6895589
indexer isn't a human he doesn't count

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Hello Garnet Pearl and Amethyst.
Lapis has taken me to homeworld so we can visit and see the culture of the planet I hope I can meet the diamonds I hope there nice!
Lapis said she'll bring me back in 1000 years so see you soon.
Love Steven.

>>6895527
of course!

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>>6895566
oh byeah

>>6895625
Doesn't Lapis hate new homeworld?

>>6895427
>Said the th-

The what?

>>6895625
>It's actually 1000 years of rape in mariana trench

>>6895589
indexer has an IQ 135? Interesting

>>6895570
Lapis can be clever and cunning but she does retarded stuff a lot just because she's 'sad'.
At least she isn't as retarded as "Dog Aids Army"

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>>6895449
>>6895500
Agreed

>>6895615
Yes, it's in the filename.

>>6895634
Lapis and Steven just needed to meet there true diamond to clear thee minds on everything.
PRAISE THE DIAMONDS!

>>6895646
Steven is fat FAT!

>>6895651
In on mobile so I didn't catch it, lel

>>6895670
Quartzes and their big bones

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>>6895646
Posting it for greet justice!

>One late night Steven is sleeping in his bed snoring loudly the gems are on a mission while Stevens rests and the whole house is silent.
>But Steven is awakened to the sound of his belly rumbling.
>He pats his hungry belly and checks the time its past midnight and he's super hungry.
>Stevens says "Oh man I know this diet is killing me I'm so hungry.
>Steven gets up from bed his bare feet touching the cold floor and he walks down to the kitchen fridge.
>Steven open the fridge and the dark house is lit up from the fridge light inside Steven sees the fridge is fully stocked with tasty junk food and sugary treats.
>Steven is frustrated "This diet would be a lot easier if she didn't keep packing the fridge full with so much food. It drives me crazy its not like she need to eat."
>Steven thinks about going back to bed but his growling belly and craving for food over powers his will and he gives into his desire,
>"Just some food to hold me over I can burn this off in the morning."
>Steven starts eating there are some doughnuts he takes one first and quickly eats it but its not enouth Steven then eats another then another it didn't take long till Steven had eaten the whole box.
>Steven licked his lips "Mmmmh that's so good I want more!
>Steven was a greedy boy and quickly forgot about having "A little snack" and set out to eat to his hearts content.
>Steven took out a big cake that Amethyst was going to eat all by herself and started taking slices and stuffing them down his mouth it only took 3 minutes for little Steven to eat the whole cake.
>Steven only wanted more his cravings took over and all this magical boy wanted to do was stuff his face.
>Unknown to him during his big binge his belly was slowly growing bigger from all the food he was eating Steven was already pretty chubby but now his little belly was growing out into a big round dome filled with food.

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>>6895699

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>>6895705
>Steven kept eating he was such a greedy little boy that his already full gut demanded more food.
>Steven quickly begun to eat tubs full of ice cream there was so much ice cream it was a miracle that he didn't get a brain freeze.
>Steven's big belly grew bigger and bigger his yellow shirt stretched around his mid section the buttons on his shirt strained and his soft fat tummy spilled through the gaps on his shirt.
>Steven was lost in his gluttony only wanting to eat "Much" "chew" Mmmmm more.."
>Steven kept eating determined to empty the fridge of all its delicious contents stuffing his face full of cake ice cream doughnuts and cookie cats
>His belly kept getting bigger becoming a big round basketball that was so perfectly round and soft to the touch.
>The buttons on his shirt begun to pin off like bullets letting more of his soft belly grow out for more room.
>It didn't take long till after Steven had almost cleared the fridge for Stevens big belly to finally burst out of his shirt running his favourite pajamas.
>Stevens belly jiggled for a bit from bursting free from Stevens shirt his belly now fully exposed perfectly round big and adorable with his belly button gem in the centre shinning brightly in the middle of his fat belly.
>Steven didn't care one bit that he now had a huge belly the size of a volley ball all the mattered was eating everything in the fridge Steven was a greedy boy and he loved ever minute of it.

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>>6895714
>Steven kept on eating filling his already full gut with more food there was not a lot left in the fridge and Steven was already past full as his belly hurt a bit from being so big and full.
>Steven carried on and kept eating determined to eat ever last bit of food in the fridge.
>Steven eat doughnuts muffins cakes and ice cream like a human trash can.
>Steven even chugged down a big bottle of chocolate milk ever chug made his huge belly a bit bigger.
>Steven looked down to see his huge belly it was so big he couldn't even see his feet anymore.
>Steven loved the sight of his own huge belly he found it funny and very satisfying.
>It didn't take too much longer till every bit of food in the once full fringe was gone and that was left were a few cookie cats.
>Steven reached for them but tanks to his massive gut he lost balance and fell over onto his back.
>The weight of his belly knocked the wind out of him and poor Steven was stuck on the floor with his own belly pining him to the ground.
>Steven tried to get up but even with his super strength couldn't get up from the floor and only made his belly jiggle.
>Steven quickly gave up too full and tired to get up back to bed or to close the fridge.
>Steven lied on the floor looking at his huge beach ball sized belly it made lots of sloshing and gurgling sounds.
>Steven rubbed his big sore belly and found it very soothing he even giggled with he jiggled it like a water balloon.
>It didn't take long for the heavy amount of food and the late night to make the already tired magical boy fall asleep.
>Steven snored through the rest of the night his big belly rising and falling with his breathing.

>>6895705
>>6895714
>>6895718
I believe in Steven's gastric juices

>>6895744
I believe Steven can digest all that food!

>>6895765
ugh

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>>6895786
your late i was worried

>>6895786
Merry Ughmas

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Make me sad /sug/

>>6895810
look in the mirror

>>6894994
>How Blue Diamond would look after Zuke got done with her.

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Is it wrong to want to adopt Steven and raise him as your very own?

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post gem with gun

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>>6895827

>>6895634
No, going home was all she ever wanted. The only reason she decided against it in Same Old World was because she was afraid of what they'd do to her for fuseraping Jasper

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>>6895810
>Lapis has loved Steven ever since the day she met him.
>She wants to tell him how she feels but she can never express herself to him.
>Soon Connie and Steven start dating Lapis is happy for Steven but she feels he's drifting away from him.
>Years go by and Steven and Connie marry and Connie is even pregnant.
>Lapis feels more sad feeling like there's no way she can tell Steven she loves him and not be rejected,
>The more time goes by and Steven and Connie are living with each other happily.
>Lapis has gone past sadness and is full on depressed feeling like the one love of her life has slipped away from her she even thinks about ending it feeling as theirs nothing left for her in this universe.
>Soon Connie dies and Steven along with her decding to die with his love rather then stay without her.
>Lapis is now alone Steven lost forever and she just cant stop crying.
>Lapis kneels down to Stevens grave and says what she should of said years ago.
>"I love you Steven...."
>Lapis then shatters herself hoping in another world she can be with him just once more...

>>6895810
My jack russell terrier is 15 and could die any day. Her hips are bad, her vision is going and her mind is not that sharp.

I got her when I was a few months old. I am planning on burying her in my yard with her ball. The only thing she ever loved to do.

So yeah.

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>>6895825
I dream of one day raising a child as pure as Steven.

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>>6893964
Meep Meep was the lewdest gem this whole time!

>>6895837
But didn't she say it was all different and shit in that Video killed the radio star episode?

>>6895837
Her and Steven should make a new life for themselves on homeworld

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>>6895844
>My jack russell terrier is 15
>I got her when I was a few months old

>>6895844
I meant she was a few months old. >>6895860

I am 24. I got her when I was nine.

>>6895853
GUYS

>>6895857
Doesn't mean she didn't like it, it's just a culture shock. She decided to fly back towards HW as soon as she woke up after Malachite unfused

>>6894860
What? Just tell them to unzip it.

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>>6895853
I believe that the stars would go dark and the sky's would turn red if Steven ever lost his purity.
He is the true shinning star this world needs.

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>>6894872
Strongbow Cider and Somersby Pear Cider.

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>>6895046

>>6895154
>https://mensa.dk/sites/default/files/index.swf

I got a 130. Weird, normally I'm closer to 127. probably because they didn't test my working memory

3rd place isn't bad, even if it is behind Indexer.

>>6895855
you can tell whoever designed that didn't normally design gem monsters

>>6895891
connie is still better

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>>6895046
Same desu.

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How do you pronounce /sug/?
Soog, or SUGG

>>6895924
kys

>>6895648
That's not why Jasper is retarded.
She's retarded because, despite forming her dog aids army to kill Steven, Steven was standing right there, totally helpless, in Gem Hunt, and Jasper just took the aids dogs and left.
It's not her fault that she doesn't know how useless the aids dogs are.

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>>6895925
/SUCK/

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>>6895183
Lars, I believe Steven can make him happy a better person while Lars would help Steven when things get heavy.

>>6895973
Lars can't help himself when things get heavy let alone Steven

I have such mixed feelings about gem kids. one one hand Gretel and Rebecca would be adorable, but I don't want to lose Pearl or Lapis.

I could cope with amethyst dying from teen pregnancy, but even if the kid wasn't born a retard with flippers he/she would still be a drunken junk slut

>>6895925
sugg

>>6895857
She said it was different, not bad.
In context, she was saying it in a message to warn Steven.
What she meant was that their technology is so much more advanced than it was during the rebellion, and even though the Crystal Gems made it out last time, they might not be able to again.

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http://radioactivesupersonic.tumblr.com/tagged/Blue-Fusion-theory

Is this person retarded?

>>6895998
Hate that guy nowdays, somehow plugs that stupidity into each of his theories

>>6895998
Im not reading that shit you retarded fuck

>>6895998
yes, they are. I've been saying that since back when I was still a popular fan theorist. People just though I was jelly

>>6896022
you were

>>6895925
shoog in honour of Sugar

>>6895925
süg

Every day the world gets a little bit brighter.

>>6896028
Not anymore I'm not. Now I'm jelly of Cartoon Universe, who keeps using my theories, adding nothing to them, getting many times more attention. and then giving me a single mention in the description because my blog name has the word foodporn in it

If only I didn't have a crippling speech impediment, then my ass would be on youtube like nobody's business

>>6896058
kill yourself

>>6896066
not now, I just got a job!

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>"What are you singing Lapis?"
"Just a song that reminds me of you."
"Aww, okay take it away."

"Every breath you take"
"Every move you make"
"Every bond you break"
"Every step you take"
"I'll be watching you"

"Every single day"
"Every word you say"
"Every game you play"
"Every night you stay"
"I'll be watching you"

"Oh, can't you see"
"You belong to me"
"How my poor heart aches with every step you take"

>"Uh Lapis?"
"Yes Steven?"

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>>6895915
>Vidalia invites Steven to come over to have a sleepover with Onion.
>He decides to go but he finds it strange that she invited him at such a late time and she sounded kind of odd she kept hiccuping through the call.
>Once Steven got there the door was open and he went inside "Hello anyone here? most of the lights were off and no on was in.
>Steven suddenly hears "Ohhhh Steeeeeven...I'm so "hic" glad your here."
>Steven turns to the around to see Vidalia at the kitchen door she drunk...very drunk she had one half empty bottle of beer in her hand and on the kitchen table were a lot of empty bottles of beer and wine,
>But that was not all Vidalia was half nude the only thing she worse was her open button up top that hung on her shoulders her big mostly breasts were bare and her hairy pussy too.
>Steven blushed and covered his eyes "Miss Vidalia!....W-why are you naked?
>?Vidalia giggled "I was so bored "hic" tonight Onion an Sour Cream are out "hic" and Yellow Tale has been gone for ages "hic" I got a bit lonely "hic" and wanted some company then I "hic" thought of you.....your such a cutie...I wanted a real man tonight to warm my bed..."
>Steven was blushing feeling uncomfortable and confused.
>"I need to leave Miss Vidalia...the gems are expecting me back home."
>Vidalia grabbed Steven by his arm and said >"Ohhh don't "hic" leave...Onion isn't here but you can have a sleepover with me...."
>Vidalia then kissed Steven her mouth tasted of sweet dizzying beer that made Stevens head spin.
>Vidalia smiled and said "Lets take this upstairs my little man...."

>>6896058
Get someone to read scripts you write

>>6896058
Ask for royalties

>>6895998
I'm already lost because they're talking about some stupid headcanon shit. what are they trying to say?

>>6895915
>Steven shows up to Vidalia's house for a play date with Onion
>he opens the door and sees Vidalia in a bathrobe and drinking a bottle of beer
>she tells him that Onion is off robbing a store or something and lets him inside
>as he walks in, she closes and locks the door
"Y'know, Steven, Onion might not be back for a *hic* while."
"Should I just come back later?"
"Nah, I could use the company. Yellowtail's always out to sea. Sour Cream and Onion are so quiet. It's lonely."
>she drops her robe, revealing a body that does not look like it belongs to the mother of 2 kids
>she corners Steven
"You look *hic* just like Greg."
>she tears off his pants and reveals his little shota cock
"But Greg was so interested in that *hic* magic space goddess. I never had a chance."
>she pulls off Steven's shirt and sees his gem
>a combination of anger and lust overtakes her
>she mounts his cock and starts thrusting her hips up and down
>Steven wants to beg for help, but nobody would hear him, and it feels so good...
>Vidalia screams belligerently as she takes Steven's innocence
>Steven cums for the first time, and fills Vidalia with his semen, which is made of Gems and has the consistency of sand

>>6896091
I feel uncomfortable enough asking people to read what I write without them doing so into a microphone and then uploading the resulting audio to youtube

[spoiler]the last time I asked my parents to read my passion project they both hated it[/spoiler]

>>6896087
Pure love...or pure crazy?

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>>6896130
Wtf I just wrote a Vidalia fic just like this....who are you?
Because that creeps me out.

>>6895998
This isn't a theory. This is fanfiction meant to sound like a theory.

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>>6896128
They think Blue diamond is a fusion and that Lapis is part of that fusion.

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>>6896156
Be considerate of Don't Fap December.

>>6896130
>fills Vidalia with his semen, which is made of Gems and has the consistency of sand

So when he cums it's basically sandblasting whatever's in the way?

Wouldn't that be extremely painful?

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>>6896157
I'm just a guy who's a writefag for fun.

>>6896182
for you

>>6896182
>>>/tv/

>>6896182
For her.

>>6896130
Vidalia then gets impregnated by Steven and there's soon a new family member in the family.

>>6896182
For him or for whoever he cums on?
The answer is yes to both.

Steven's semen is regular semen. Trust me.