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LAPIS BLOWS

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first for memes

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Hi

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I love Lapis Lazuli

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Bulimic

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sex

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Have you drank Salt-Water today?

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>CHUI

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I N L O V E

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l!od

>>6898773
"G'day Steven ya little cunt"

>>6898800
nice digits

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>>6898802
how about these digits

>>6898808
unimpressive :(

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>>6898638
how many straws are you grasping at there?

>>6898840
None? The flower is very obviously some sort of symbol for Pink Diamond, I suppose it's possible that it could be a hollyhock rather than a hibiscus, but the meanings for either one are likely going to come into play with PD's character knowing Rebecca. I just think it's a hibiscus because they are more well-known.

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>>6898638
>>6898887
If PD liked flowers then I'm guessing she appreciated Earth-life to some extent. Jasper standing alongside the CGs with her PD flower in the SDCC could be hinting at this.

>hibiscus (aka "rose of sharon"):
delicate beauty and peace

>hollyhock:
fruitfulness and ambition

>http://www.microscopy-uk.org.uk/mag/artfeb07/bj-Hibiscus.html

>>6898933
It is a fusion flower called hibiscock

>>6898948
But the real question is, who is Hib, and why are they a cock.

>>6898960
indeed

>>6898960
It's Jasper, and it's symbolic of her huge futa dick

The idea of Pink Diamond being alive and had some secret plan with Rose sounds really interesting and hope it happens. But it is the easy way around any potential Jasper redemption.

>>6899209
or she could just use diamond bullshit to un-corrupt J

>>6899209
What if the other diamonds thought PD was a pussy and bullied her for liking flowers which is why PD killed herself

>>6899246
>diamonds having some ability to uncurrupt any gem of their choosing
Sounds like something the writers will come up with to avoid any writing blocks and move to plot forward quicker.

>>6899291
Pink diamond may be the only diamond to have some interest in organic life, so perhaps the other diamonds took her out or they tried too and she managed to get saved by Rose and go into hiding.

A gem of such high authority such as a diamond having the ability to influence gem society could threaten the diamond authority's way of life, so this theory could work.

>>6899292
Well, they managed to generate the corrupting light to begin with, they probably understand how it works enough to reverse it

>>6899329
I'm guessing PD's gem is in that chest in Lion's mane and that her death was just staged

>>6899424
PD was explicitly said to be shattered, though. With eye witnesses.

Can Rose' healing power fix a shattered (not just cracked) gem?

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>>6899319
You tried

>>6899469
I'm sure if rose and PD wanted to stage something they'd have to make it look convincing, a gullible ruby would be easy to fool.

>>6899469
Yeah, it could just be the shards of her gem too, if they're not in that chest then they would have likely become part of the cluster, they aren't going to be in some unspecial place like the bubble room

>>6899485
*sniff sniff*
ugh

>>6899517
I doubt they'd bother going through a gem shard plotline, PD is either dead or alive.

>>6899517
We know gem technology is usually powered by forsaken gems e.g. Lapis in the mirror

Maybe the temple heart is powered by PD shards

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>>6899518
Smells like Jasper sweat

>>6899541
hmmmm I could see that being the case, but only if PD was willing for her shards to be used for something like that. Rose doing something like that against PD's will after murdering her would be way too cruel

>>6899541
>We know gem technology is usually powered by forsaken gems e.g. Lapis in the mirror

Really? Because that is the only case in the entire show I remember, everything else just ran like the Hand ship, the laser light cannons, Rose's training robot, all of them don't seem to have any gem embedded into them as a power source.

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365 days until Christmas! Where are you on the scale of suffering today?

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>>6899690
none at all

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>>6899690
im actually happy living in the city center having to hear chrismas music 24/7 for a month dives you fucking insane

>>6899685
gem technology is actually scary advanced when you thing about it

they have what appears to be a captured black hole powering the scout ship, and they let a bunch of rubies fuck around in it

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>>6898701
kill yourself

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>>6898765
kill yourself

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MERR CHRISSMASS

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still looking for thing, have this in the meantime

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>>6896227
kill yourself

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every night in my dreams. I see her, I rape her

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>>6897614
kill yourself

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>>6899890
Same desu senpai

>>6899890
THAAAAAAAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU GO OOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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Look at her fat stupid face.

>>6899971
HANDSOME face

10/10 would kiss her on the cheek and watch her blush and get all flustered

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get?

>>6900000
very nice, my man

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>>6900000
Look at those fat stupid digits.

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>>6900000
6.9M with that face
well deserved get

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>>6900000

>>6899890
Why is it theirs tons of stories and art of Steven getting raped and molested by gems yet never the other way around?

>>6900007
HOL UP

is lapis gem stuck in that mug

>>6900078
he's got the mind of an eight year old dude he doesn't even know what a dick's for

>>6900078
I too would like a story where Lapis gets raped.
The one where Peridot injects her with autism serum was close but I wanted some penatration

>>6900078
Because Steven is pure and gay.

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>>6900000

>>6898710
>The three pearls decide to fuck on Steven's bed.
>A tired Steven walks in hoping to get some sleep and sees this
"P..Pearl?"
"STEVEN!?"

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HOLY SHIT /sug/ THERE'S RUBIES FOR SALE AT ONLY $2.50, WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?

>>6900000
you fuccboi

>>6900174
the blue one

>>6900174
I'd buy ALL OF THEM

But if I had to choose just one, Navey is definitely the cutest (if the least competent)

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>>6900194
God damn it that's the sale at the store around the corner you dumb asshole!

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>>6900078
Stevens destiny is to be molested and raped by older woman.

>Vidalia invites Steven to come over to have a sleepover with Onion.
>He decides to go but he finds it strange that she invited him at such a late time and she sounded kind of odd she kept hiccuping through the call.
>Once Steven got there the door was open and he went inside "Hello anyone here? most of the lights were off and no on was in.
>Steven suddenly hears "Ohhhh Steeeeeven...I'm so "hic" glad your here."
>Steven turns to the around to see Vidalia at the kitchen door she drunk...very drunk she had one half empty bottle of beer in her hand and on the kitchen table were a lot of empty bottles of beer and wine,
>But that was not all Vidalia was half nude the only thing she worse was her open button up top that hung on her shoulders her big mostly breasts were bare and her hairy pussy too.
>Steven blushed and covered his eyes "Miss Vidalia!....W-why are you naked?
>Vidalia giggled "I was so bored "hic" tonight Onion and Sour Cream are out "hic" and Yellow Tale has been gone for ages "hic" I got a bit lonely "hic" and wanted some company then I "hic" thought of you.....your such a cutie...I wanted a real man tonight to warm my bed..."
>Steven was blushing feeling uncomfortable and confused.
>"I need to leave Miss Vidalia...the gems are expecting me back home."
>Vidalia grabbed Steven by his arm and said
>"Ohhh don't "hic" leave...Onion isn't here but you can have a sleepover with me...."
>Vidalia then kissed Steven her mouth tasted of sweet dizzying beer that made Stevens head spin.
>Vidalia smiled and said "Lets take this upstairs my little man...."

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>>6899890
Lapis rapes me every night and I love it

>>6900174
Ooh, do they have Lappy Eggs on sale too?

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my wife

>>6900243
If you love it, is it a rape?

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>>6900263
yes, cause it was non consensual
it's a surprise every time

>>6900263
>tfw you will never have Lapis slip date rape drugs and viagra into your drink and wake up feeling groggy and tired with a sore crotch, and then when you get on your computer see there's a video file on the desktop that when you open it is several hours of footage of Lapis raping you while you're knocked out

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>>6900213
>Vidalia dragged Steven upstairs to her room Steven dragged behind with his face perfectly aligned with Vidalias big round ass and large birthing hips.
>Steven was afraid and confused yet his pants felt so tight and his body felt hot. Why was this happening to him?
>Vidalia brought Steven into her bedroom and pushed him onto the large king-sized bed.
>Vidalia said "This bed has so much "hic" space...but its so lonely and "hic" cold...I sometimes masturbate in bed thinking "hic" about getting fucked by hot guys like Greg.... but I wont lie "hic" I thought about you when I masturbated sometimes "hic" too..."
>Steven felt trapped this hot cougar had him trapped and he didn't know how to stop her yet he still felt so turned on.
>Vidalia looked at Stevens cute little chubby body and licked her lips but she then noticed something that made her lightly gasp "Steven...you do "hic" like me..."
>She pointed at the big boner that was pitching a tent in Stevens jeans.
>Steven blushed "O-oh no..not now...."
>Vidalia rubbed his pants buldge "Mmmhhhh so "hic" big... you really are Gregs son..."
>Steven tried to beg "Please Miss Vidalia I have a girlfriend we cant do this..."
>Vidalia gave Steven another drunken kiss this time it was more passionate and loved filled >"Mmmmhhh your so innocent and sweat "hic" Steven..dont worry this will be are little "hic" secret. I'm going "hic" to show you what its like to be with a "hic" real woman...."

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>>6900306
>I'm hard now

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Why do I love her so much?!
Why can't she be real!?

>>6900333
3 3s

>>6900340
some things are too beautiful to exist in this world

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>>6900340
Characters like Lapis and Steven are too pure and beautiful to be in a world such as ours....

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>>6900213
Why dose everyone want Steven to get raped so much on the board?

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>>6900389
Because /ss/ and rape is hot.

>>6900340
Because you have shit taste.

Because she is a shitty cartoon character.

>>6900389
>implying you wouldn't wreck his bp

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I NEED TO FUCK HER

>>6900476
You need to kill yourself

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>>6900497

I want her tits

>>6900078
/ss/ with the shota on top is rare, but interesting

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>>6900476

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>6900526

>>6900497
You need to stop shitposting.

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>>6900528
Hi Drawbauchery

>The gems get captured on Home World.
>Steven slips in through a warp gate and locates them.
>After some serious hugging time with Amy, Pearl, Peridot, Lapis and Garnet he tries to take them back home
>Along the way he meets a disgruntled Quartz
>Steven fights the Quartz and through the power of Freindship beats her.
>This leads to the Figther's Guild at the Spire taking note.
>The draft Steven, and put him in his first fight.
>He wins easily through the magic of FreindshipTM.
>White Diamond was watching the fight and takes note of the rather odd Rose Quartz soilder
>She notices that he is oddly close to "his Pearl" and is treating her with respect and love
>White goes to taeke the Pearl but is prmptly attacked by Steven.
>Instead of smiting him there and then, she tels the guards to capture him
>He gets sent to the brig with the rest of the CGs
>While there he has a Royal Ambassadoer deliver a message
>White Diamond has asked him to be the Grand General of her Armies and spearhead the attack on Earth, due to the fact he had the balls to stand up for her.

How would the gems react and how would this play out?

>>6900528
kys

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>>6900312
What other cuties has Vidalia introduced to adult pleasures?

>>6900551
You also need to kill yourself.

>>6900606
half the fucking town

>>6900551
Kill yourself

Are we being raided?

>>6900643
By whom?

>>6900643
Yes with posts every 5 minutes we are being raid

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>>6900000
checked for best gem my man

>>6900647
The pleb convention judging by how many people are posting that shit gem lapis in here.

>>6900657
>>6900497

>>6900660
go make you're own /sug/ with no :apis thenm

>>6900670
No, go fucking kill yourself.

>>6900669
>>6900497

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>>6900606
Peedee is the type of kid that older woman lust over.

>>6900672
>t. Huge ass-blasted baby

>>6900676
With all these cute Shotas around I'm surprised Pearl and Lapis can control; themselves. How have they not been arrested?

>>6900676
Why dose Peedee and Steven get all the bitches?

>>6900690
No, I'm not a lapisfag. Go fucking kill yourself.

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>>6900698
>what it looks like to get raped by Lapis

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>>6900696
Why do you think we never see cops in beach city?
All the older woman and the gems kicked them out so they could have all the cute Shotas they wanted.

>>6900690
Kill yourself

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>>6900708
This is what will happen when she tries to rape Steven and gets overpowered because Steven is a strong manly quartz and not a pussy skinny bitch Lapis.

>>6900708
>What it looks like to be a pleb

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I fucked her

>>6900724
Kill yourself

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>>6900725
k

>>6900716
If Lapis can rape the ultimate quartz she can rape anyone

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>>6900721
There is no love more pure
No sadness no anger just love between two gems who were destined to be with one another and have a huge beautiful gem hybrid family together.

>>6900740
That's because Jasper is a pussy bitch.
Steven is a man and men cant get raped.

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>>6900379
i can't wait for them to be truly happy together

>>6898701
merry christmas bon

>>6900749
Steven is a gay condom full of sugar and lard, not a man

>>6900754
delusional

>>6900754
That's going to be a while man...
At least till Connie is dead and Steven gets over his crippling depressing of having lost the love of his life then she can be his.

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It's so fun being in the Lapis general

>>6898617
Stop forgetting to put your title at the beginning.

>>6900768
Know what else is fun? Fucking killing yourself. So go do that.

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>>6900773
You can't say that in Lapis general, this is a fun place for fun people.

>>6900778
Kill yourself

>>6900778
Kill yourself

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>>6900779
Lapis general is not a place for killing yourself.

>>6900778
kill yourself

>>6900778
Lapis general is not the place for fun.

>>6900783
Kill yourself

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>>6900782
>>6900784
>>6900785
This is the fun place we're having fun.

>>6900787
Kill yourself

>>6900778
Lapis general is full of rapist supporters.

>>6900762
>Lapis playing the long con

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>>6900786
>>6900793
>>6900794
Anon please you're ruining the spirit of Lapis general.

>>6900778
Make like a whale and krill yourself

>>6900797
Kill yourself

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>>6900797
Its not a Lapis general till Lapis molests Steven because she's a pedo.

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>>6900797
So were you just furiously clicking whatever reply you could?
Because there's two anons in that reply.

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>>6900798
>>6900802
>>6900807
>>6900808
Stop.

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B O Y L O V E
O
Y
L
O
V
E

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>>6900820
Lapis is not a boy she is a pretty girl.

>>6900814
Kill yourself

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>>6900820
Can you imagine how she would act id Steven really did tell her he loved her?
I live to see that.

>>6900820
Also on that pick it doesn't specify what sort of love, steven loves lots of people, probably platonicly. And he is the one Lapis cares the most about

>>6900834
probably just like that

>>6900814
Kill yourself

>>6900740
Can anyone stop her cocklust fuelled crusade?

>>6900845
Jasper doesn't have a cock kys

I haven't been here in a while. Was the Zuke blog a fake one in the end?

>>6900848
Never confirmed, Amber denied talking about her when brought up on her stream.

>>6900848
Shut the fuck up idiot we're done talking about Zuke you just want to stir shit you faggot.

>>6900848
it was real

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>>6900844
>>6900825
Leave me alone.

>>6900848
Nothing to disprove it ever was mate.
No denialfag had enough evidence to really disperse the situation.
Zuke subtly overreacting made it worse.

>>6900848
No, and anyone who thinks the blog was "a hoax" is just as retarded as she was, kill yourself.

>>6900848
Her retarded comic-artist friend basically confirmed it was hers on Twitter.

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"Hey guys it me Steven writing to you from homeworld!
Lapis brought me here after she said she felt like she could make a new home there if I was with her so me being kind and all came along. Now I'm here and its so cool theirs so many giant women and love the culture I even declared my loyalty to BD.
I hope to hear from you guys soon Lapis said she will bring me back home after 100000 years so it shouldn't be too long.
See you guys soon and PRAISE THE DIAMONDS!
Love Steven."

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>>6900802

it appears you need some more happy lappy

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I want to drink her sweet delicious watery milk.

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Do I really have to wait a month for the leak of the PD x Jasper sex scene in Gem Heist?

>>6900872
It appears you need to fucking kill yourself. Get on that.

>>6900867
i'd be okay with this HW does not seem as terrible as the crystal gems portrayed it

>>6900878
No, you actually have to wait forever since your "waifu" is gone forever, you stupid fucking jasperfag.

>Steven and Lapis go on a trip through the desert looking for the sand castle (as described in "Buddy's Book"), but they lose their water supplies somehow and Lapis ends up feeding Steven lots of her watery breast milk to keep him hydrated

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>>6900910
Is this a new ep description?

>>6900647
By the dude who is spamming kys.

So the next bomb will delve deep into the law, homeworld and diamond authority right? The main reason I'm still holding on, if it all sucks then its dropping time right?

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>>6900899
Jasper is comin bakc, even if it's just a flashback, there's nothing you can do to stop it, freaks will soon rise again.

>>6900922
I really hope so

>>6900930
how often does Jaspers VA show up in these kinds of posts? Showing the same recording session tweet every time its brought up isn't a good sign.

>>6900930
Who is that jewish boy in the middle?

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>>6900929
So this how far the fandom has fallen.
How sad for you...

>>6900946
The only pics of the recording studio that have been taken since then are of Amethyst, Lapis, Peridot, and Steven's VAs. Jasper's rarely is shown but Amber said she talked to her, Peridot, and Amethyst's VAs recently in her stream so they must be keeping her around for something

>>6900929
This arc is going to be just as shit as every other arc, nothing important is probably even going to be revealed, I'm sure we'll get plenty of Peridot memery though

>>6900946
It's hard to tell who and when characters would appear since a few will usually record offsite, namely Pearl's, Garnet's, and sometimes Lapis's because they travel a lot. I think Jasper's records offsite too because her main thing is Voltron. Sometimes VAs will even record for the same episode, but some may do it all together one week and another will record for the episode the next week alone. So these kinds of pictures are kind of a bad judge on who will appear and who won't.

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>>6900929
Go ahead and drop it now, fuck off.

Did you really think anyone would give a shit if you did or didn't stop watching the show? Nobody cares about your super special opinion fag.

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>>6900950
My dad

>>6900987
So you've enjoyed season 4 so far? Most of season 3 was pretty shit too.

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Onions taste good

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>>6901003
Yeah I have, what's it to you? Go ahead and leave if you're going to drop the show because we both know you've already made up your mind on how you're going to feel about the new episodes.

>>6901003
>most of S3 was shit too
just drop it tardo

>>6901014
>Yeah I have
And the winner of the faggot with the most shit taste away goes to (You). With a special runner up award being presented to >>6901019

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>>6900946
Estelle and Pearl's vas have the hardest time making it to recording sessions. Jasper's va does voice acting for a living so she probably has her own recording studio at home that she can use to record minor lines.

I think that session from May is probably for an episode/episodes we haven't seen yet, since they had already started to record for season four episodes by January and we haven't heard Sapphire speak since HTD

>>6901022
>i hate this show and i'm going to call everyone who likes it a faggot
why are you even here

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>>6901007
But what do onions like to taste?

>>6901025
>I like shit
Why are you even here? You could just have your mouth pressed against the anus of some barnyard animal and get it straight from the source instead of waiting for months at a time.

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>>6901030
douche bags,Greg and Fish

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>>6901030
A nice knife

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>>6901024
Beta was being recorded in January, based on that these episodes should be up next since we haven't gotten them already. Judging by who's here we'll probably see a Jasper flashback with PD, Lapis and Peridot come along, and Ruby and Sapphire have to separate for whatever reason, maybe because Garnet can't be seen in whatever possibly gem-controlled area they travel to.

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>>6901038
Heard she also likes the taste of fresh, young meat.

>>6900858
>subtly overreacting

words mean things

lol zuke

>>6901051
No she won't

>>6901061
DUDE ZUKE LMAO

>>6901061
Zuke is fucking dead lol

>>6901061
lol memes

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What's with all the milf posting recently?

>>6901077
Vidalia was better when she wasn't a mom

Fucking Marty

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>>6901042
Gonna laugh through my pain and suffering when Jasper's va was just recording lines for other weaker and less perfect jaspers

>>6901077
i don't know it's gross

>>6901088
It'll probably just be a Jasper guard at the Zoo or something.

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>It's Christmas at the temple.
>Jasper smiles donning her "Liftmas" Jumper and Reindeer antlers
>She walks gently over to Lapis.
"Can I speak to you Lazuli"
>"Jasper it's okay I forgive you."
"No I want to talk about something different."
>"Sure."
"If you try and take the Quartz child from me, I'll crush you into Lazuli dust like the little runt you are. Rose is my gem, and I will demolish anyone who gets between me and her."
>"..Wh"
"You know what I meant Lazuli, Keep your weak hands off my Quartz. Merry Christmas."

>>6901088
I'm going to be impressed if she can change her Jasper voice enough to make it unique for different jaspers (if there even are any that haven't been corrupted or left behind after the war). That's gotta be rough on her vocal chords.

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>>6901085
>Vidalia was better when she wasn't a mom

As if you wouldn't make sweet, gentle love to her while cuddling on a couch.

>>6901097
>implying Jasper isn't Lapis' subservient little bitch and doesn't want anything other than to be dominated and for Lapis to make her into her personal cumbucket

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>>6901110
Steven is going to impregnate Vidalia and make more perfect hybrid children.

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>>6901110
>ywn have cuddle fucks with Vidalia while watching Bob Ross

Why even breath air?

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>>6901077
I still want my cute AU of Steven befriending priyanka and doing cute vanilla stuff together.

>>6901124
I'm still angry that Jasper's motives got so fucked by the end of S3. First she doesn't care about Rose and only wants Lapis, then it seems she's forgotten all about Lapis by the next episode and she fucking ignores Steven for AIDS ARMY as if she needs it, and it's only until Earthlings that she thinks about finally getting revenge on Rose but she wasn't even going after Rose she was still fucking around with the dogs until Steven happened to show up. Great writing Sugar.

>>6901153
The writers aren't used to writing characters with goals, I'm sure they did the best anyone could do at writing something without using their brains.

>>6901153
She needed the army because by herself the crystal gems will just go lol fusion and fuck her up. And that's exactly what they did everytime she tried to fight them.

Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger, two toddlers hugged and now they're a violent fully grown and athletic woman intent on beating you. Fusion is kind of bullshit.

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>>6901128
>and make more perfect hybrid children
You mean make one new hybrid.
Because he only has the one gem to give.

They'd just be perfectly human without the gem but somehow I don't think you've thought this through more than not at all to consider this.

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>>6901247

>>6901247
>I don't know how to teamwork
Literally Jasper is saying teamwork is a weak tactic when that's literally how every combat unit in ANY war is trained to do, IRL or In Show, it's what any soldier is trained to do.

>>6901042
Why are black women so ugly? Holy shit, look at those fucking teeth.

>>6901263
Except this isn't just teamwork, it's just an insane power boost.

Garnet is strong, add Amethyst, a small and defective Quartz and you have an out of control beast stomping around and using its triple times Garnet and Amethyst strength.

That's not team work that's fucking fusion and its a bullshit power boost for anyone looking for a fair fight.

>>6901292
Everyone gets what they deserves

>>6901292
Con-fucking-gratulations.
Still teamwork.
Jasper is literally upset she got gang-raped when she should have thought of ways to prevent that.
Instead of just giving speeches or letting them fuse.
But no, the retard just let it happen.
Also her mentality is
>It's bad if they do it but it's alright if homeworld does it.
Literal hypocritical thinking.

>>6901315
Yeah they only worked together to dance and let the entirely new person do all the work for them, I'd hardly call fusion teamwork.

>>6901315
>Literal hypocritical thinking.

Well what did you expect from shallow-cut Gem like Jasper?

>>6901326
>Let the entirely new person
No, it's them in a mech suit.
Jasper you need to get off the internet because the hypocritical mindset you implanted inside yourself is showing.

>>6901326
>fusion components have no influence on how the fusion functions
jasperfags are so fucking dumb

>>6901326
Hi Jasper! So how is life living as a dog?

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I want to sit on Jaspers lap

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>>6901373
Sapphire wants to sit on something else.

>>6901373
What if you felt a warm bulge

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>>6901397

>>6901336
>No, it's them in a mech suit.
I fucking hate Love Letters for that whole "three's a crowd" crap, it just made it so Garnet could never be her own character and was tied to being two boring midgets in a trench coat forevermore.

>>6901397
Armstrong's fist?

>>6901425
They have to be relevant somehow, they're Rebecca and Ian's self-inserts

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>>6901425
Thankfully they have room to grow and peeking personalities that are just waiting to develop.
What's that?
Sugar is gonna force them to always do the lovey dovey couple trope everytime?
Fuck.

Also, Garnet ironically tries to make it her mission to proclaim fusions are new individuals when she was the reason the opposite side exists now.

>>6901431
Most likely.

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Get in
https://picarto.tv/DeadCarl

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>>6901437
>every fusion we've seen has aspects of their gems personalities and builds off of them to be a unique individual
>except Garnet because the writers have made her the mouthpiece that makes little quips instead of a character

That's fine, it's not like I like Garnet and have wanted to see her grow. Just give me more of the midgets who will only ever be fighting or kissing when they're on screen instead of developing Garnet, I sure do love that.

>>6901478
Carl you prick why do you gotta stream so late? I have to sleep but I want to watch you draw you fuck.

Have fun drawing man.

>>6901421
Armstrong's coming for that laffy saffy.

>>6901509
Aww man, that's too bad :(

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fake?

>>6901559
yes

>>6901559
no its totally real man. GUYYYSSSS

>>6901559
yes red flags include the "new episode" image and the jpeg artifacting

>>6901559
i want this to be real those murals look interesting and what would BD's pearl be dooing in a ruined building

>>6901559
that is 100% real

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The age old question:
Who is the best mom in Steven Universe?

Hard Mode: Only counting humans

>>6901632
Vadalia

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>>6901632
Vadalia

>>6901632
>Hard Mode: Only counting humans
>Hard Mode
>humans
kek

>>6901632
Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran

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>>6901647
>>6901657
now I'm confused
isn't it Vidalia?

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>>6901647
>>6901657
You, uh, do know it's spelled Vidalia, right?

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>>6901675
>>6901678
I do now

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>>6901632
Barb

>>6901647
>>6901657
>did nothing but have sex and do drugs until her beauty withered away
>marries the hard-working nice guy
>has retarded babies with fucked up mental disorders like the little sociopath mute and sour cream who has major behavioral issues because mom doesn't know how to fucking parent

Great mom. Nah but seriously fuck moms like this.

>>6901712
kek

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funny thing is, when I hear "Vidalia", my first association is always Tor. Then our Vidalia and then probably the actual onion.

>>6901707
Barb is the worst fucking mom in the show worse than Priyanka at least Priyanka tries to better Connie if Barb was my mom I'd kill myself.

>>6901712
Sourcream came out alright, I don't know whqt you have. He's just the slow, stoner-y kinda guy

>>6901743
You're telling me you don't want to listen to Barb come home every day and complain about her aching joints and worsening arthritis but refusal to take off from work or get proper medical attention because she's a hard worker?

>>6901712
>did nothing but have sex and do drugs until her beauty withered away

And? What's wrong with that?

>marries the hard-working nice guy

I don't see a problem with marring someone you love

>has retarded babies with fucked up mental disorders like the little sociopath mute and sour cream

No idk what Onions deal is but fuck are you talking about Sour Cream doesn't have behavioral problems.

>>6901747
He seems like an opiate addict to me. Obviously the show will never have something like that, but he is the type that dabbles in percs in highschool then goes full blown heroin junkie and homeless by age 25. A DJ lol. Here's an idea. Fuck off with the raves and the glowsticks, and become a fisherman and live an honest life. He's literally got all the recipes for a shit life.

>>6901763
He's a shit son and is rude to his step-dad.

>>6901789
Kek~

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>>6901559
hi res version fake but would have believed to be true if it was not for the CN logo

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>>6901789
I see your point but honestly in a town as small as BC where everyone knows everyone, with a supportive community and all? I don't think there's much reason to worry unless he leaves the city and has the chance to be stupid before reaching something close to adulthood. But to be fair teens in general are ruined lives waiting to happen that's not something specific to him or V's parenting.

>>6901803
hmm

>>6901803
That was the same person that did the Pink Diamond fakes from forever ago if I recall correctly. Got the show's style down right on and people would probably be debating them to this day if they didn't come out and admit that they were fakes.

>>6901789
The boy has shown on more the then one occasion that he can entertain a crowd with his DJ skills. So I think he's fine in that regard. Yes he was rude to YellowTail but ya know most kids are rude to there step parents. Thing is he's a teenager and they are dick heads for a time but more importantly he came around at the end. He's a more teen and he'll be fine.

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What sorta hairstyle would you prefer Blue Diamond to have?

>>6901826
5

>>6901826
5 or 2
Also I find funny that BD gets all the porn yet YD gets reduced to memes.

>>6901826
I'd say 5,3 or 1

>>6901826
I especially like 3 and 5 but 1 would work best for comedy.

>>6901826
3

I want to abduct the hot ruby and then make her into a mommy

>>6901891
kys

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>>6901892
>the hot ruby
Which one? They're all pretty hot.

>>6901891
ALLOW ME TO USE MY P E N I S ON YOU

>>6901900
Well on second thought, I think I might abduct the retarded one because that might be easier to do

>>6901891
What's wrong Peridoodlydoo?

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>>6901904
>>6901897

>>6901909
your a monster

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>>6901892
How many times do I have to tell you fuckers if you impregnate a gem then that's DEATH!
gems die through pregnancy so making her into a mommy is just killing her.

>>6901915
don't be sad how was your Christmas?

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>>6901897

>>6901915
i want to hug peridoodley doo

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>>6901927
>christmas

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>>6901916
Dude are you telling me if you saw this gem in a walmart without a diamond you wouldn't swoop in and lead her to your car?

>>6901918
I wouldn't make her a mommy right away.

>>6901918
no you fucking idiot Rose choose to die and its been stated that she could have lived and had Steven

>>6901909
which one
they all seem a bit retarded

>>6901931
Hanukkah? how is your Hanukkah?

>>6901935
That dose not make sense why would she do that?
Why not just live with Steven why choice to die?

>>6901934
I would help her find her Diamond you animal

>>6901915
kys

>>6901953
who knows? Rose was weird.

>>6901931
Aww Peri don't cry :(

>>6901931
kys

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>>6901954
>I would help her find her Diamond you animal
>Saying this on a board populated by animals.

You're just asking for fight, aren't you?