Hunger Games Thread
Have You Seen This Girl? Edition.
>>6817615
Hm... I can't say I have. The details look a bit sketchy to me.
>>6817600
We could do more if you want~ It's just us
>shes starting to close her eyes as she says it
>>6817615
No.
>>6817520
>Looks at the bottle in his hand, then at you, and points at it
It'sh right here, isn't it?
>>6817518
>He catches it
>With his face
WE'RE UNDER FIRE, ROLL OUT THE LONG 9'SH
>collapses
>>6817525
THE ONE AND THE SAME!
>He turns to face a passing by goat and bellows
BARKEEP! A round for my firsht mate!
>It bleats at him
>He turns back to you and holds up a finger, as though he were told it would be a minute
>>6817526
You're not making a shingle bit of shense. Not...not even one!
>>6817527
>He pauses, stares down at himself, checks his pulse for several seconds, then looks back up
Ruuubissh, that was last week!
>>6817534
CAPTAIN Jacked Sparrow to you!
>>6817553
Becaushe you are one!
>He looks around furtively and asks in a very loud whisper
You're not a eunuch, eh?
>>6817564
Eugh. You must be a special kind of stupid, sid you hit your head multiple times or something? It's like if I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change. Do you hear yourself? It's so ridiculous I might just have you visit my mansion whenever I summon a jester, it's funny.
>>6817588
Oh no you don't, he's an idiot.
>>6817613
Too many to count, but too little be proud of.
>>6817615
Ye
>>6817615
Recently yeah. Like the day before yesterday. Ramona Flowers.
>>6817628
Just do it. Lay it on me. One and done though. I can only take so much of this stench.
>>6817634
Ha ha ha ha ha.
>>6817654
>He's still out cold, that was a hell of a throw
>>6817634
That's the last time I try making puns when somebody arrives, I swear. Sir, you know what a pun is, right? Granted, mine weren't really funny, but come on.
>>6817642
So? Dumb or not, he still sounds like a nice person. Being smart doesn't matter at all when it comes to things like these, you know?
>>6817634
Hey!
>>6817642
That sounds a little less fortunate than your namesake Ash, try floating away like the speckled faced butterfly that you are. You scaring potential customers by being dressed up as the clown as you are now.
>>6817634
NO YOU IDIOT, I'm a girl, dammit!
And that doesn't mean I approve of the idiot doing it!
>>6817642
Oh, don't give me that. Ten at most?
>>6817652
>hiita suddenly kisses lyna intensely, locking hands as they are encircled in loving warmth. Hiita giving it her all before she passes out
>night
>>6817634
Captain!
>the spirit stumbles towards Jack drunkly and falls flat on his face
What's we're gonna do today?!
>>6817690
>Is covered in alcoholic slobber
>drops your sleeping body in the grass and throws my cloak over you
night. I gotta take another shower.
>>6817667
Never heard of it, nor do I care to at preshent moment.
>He thrusts the bottle at you
Jusht take a swig and forget all about it, eh?
>>6817676
What about it? Makes a fine bed when the inn is too far
>He takes a seat on a nearby bale
>>6817677
Then you're for hire! Wonderful! Lead me to the inn at once!
>He tries to sweep his arm behind you and walk away
>>6817693
>He teeters back onto his bum
Hhahaahahahha, you've figured it out for yourshelf, eh?
>>6817667
Yes, it does. Especially if you want to be witty.
Anyways he's so dumb he fell for the sameprank, twice! Or was it three times....I don't know point is he's not the brightest crayon in the box. Also he's a motormouth.
>>6817676
Oh good, if it means keeping losers like you out of here, then by all means. I don't recall giving you my name, so I'll just guess you are a creeper. Anyways Your clothes make a statement. Too bad it is, "I have no taste."
>>6817677
Maaaaybe. Doesn't really matter to you.
>>6817724
>As he moves in, the tiny girl lets out a yelp and dashes a few feet away
FIND IT YOURSELF!
>>6817736
Oh, sure it does. I wanna brag about how many I've got.
>>6817615
hosh I want to show you some gay shit
>>6817724
Woah!
>Carlos disregards the comments about the puns and catches the bottle, holding it like it's a baby.
I mean, are you sure? I've never seen a bottle like this before, and I think I'm not allowed to drink this... "Rum" stuff.
>>6817736
I wanna make people laugh. If I need to be witty to make jokes, then I'll try my best to be witty.
But he still seems like a nice person anyway. I don't know if I'll ever meet him, but he doesn't sound all too bad, if not a little slow.
>>6817740
I've got the coin love, despite appearances
>Flashes a coin purse, though a closer look would reveal the name Ash Crimson written upon it
Come come, don't keep old Jack waiting!
>>6817753
Mate, you're allowed to do whatever you bloody feel like! That'sh the point of all this, freedom!
Whos shitposting erp
>>6817744
Thanks, Yukes. That was pretty gay.
>>6817773
I dunno, maybe it would be for the best if I didn't drink it. It smells kinda weird.
>Carlos tries to hand the bottle back to the man, trying not to upset him too much.
I think I'll pass, sir.
>>6817724
There's no where to stay in, but out bud.
>>6817736
I saw your future, it's nothing. Shame deadbeats like you live as far as a common housefly. I guess I'll call you flashy Ashley.
>>6817784
I need you to unblock me, seriously, got something to share to you, then you just reblock me.
>>6817724
>he growls into the wooden floor and flops onto his back
I'm not sure I undershtood what you've jusht shaid... WHATER WE BE DOING TODAY CAPTAIN?!
>he roars, spittle flying into the air, only to land on his face
... fuck...
>>6817792
I don't think I have you blocked.
I want _____ to ____ ______.
>>6817773
....Pffft. You stole Ash's money? You know what, screw it, I'll take you to one just for that.
>>6817802
I want to cum inside Peashy
>>6817802
Aussa to marry me.
>>6817812
Stop
>>6817787
>Shrugs and wanders away, polishing off the remnants in one prolonged draught
>Passes out not 50 feet away
>>6817796
WHAT WE DO EVERY DAY, MATE! CONQUER THE SHEVEN SHEAS! Starting with that, "she," right there
>Points at Rika
>>6817791
A man after my own heart! Are you inqui-
>Hic
Inqui-
>Hic
In shearch of a crew?
>>6817808
I've shtolen a lot of money, but you didn't hear that from me...Or at all. LEAD THE WAY!
>>6817823
No u
>>6817802
Charmers to fuck already
>>6817740
Well brag to someone else. I'm not gonna be bothered counting them all.
>>6817753
That's an understatement. For my sanity sake I hope you get new material.
>>6817791
Wow. You really are running out of material huh?,A word to the wise.... Oh wait, I guess that leaves you out.
>>6817802
Bewear to dominate Ribombee
I need to just die.
>>6817846
>pats back
Sorry that no one wanted to ERP with you
>>6817827
...Ms. Frizzle didn't teach us what to do in a situation like this...
>The boy slowly creeps up to the pirate, wondering if he's dead or not. He's never seen a drunk person before, so...
...Sir? I don't think you drank the bottle I gave you...
>>6817841
He sounds alright.
I mean, yeah, of course I will. I need to come up with original jokes instead of making puns all the time, that won't really do me well.
>>6817827
Nope. I'd suggest you lay down and rest friend, you've got a big day ahead of you. Y'know. Being a pirate.
>>6817841
I've got more material than the amount of freckles plastered all over your face.
>>6817802
I want you to kill yourself.
>>6817851
I-I'm unwanted trash...
>>6817827
Doesn't bother me.
>She starts floating off in some direction.
>>6817841
33. I checked, hehehehe. You?
>>6817846
It ain't to late to end yourself now.
>>6817827
>he wipes the spit from his face and pulls himself up to look where the captain has pointed
Ehhhh? That flat cheshted little girl? Oh well...
>>6817854
Uhhuh. Good luck with that you'll need it.
>>6817855
Now you're just trying too hard.
>>6817868
I unno. It's a good amount though
>>>/b/715895514
>>6817898
Work hard. Get good. That's life works. Know any cafes around here?
>>6817898
Hehehe, still not as good as mine, though.
>>6817898
I know I will. It's hard trying to step out of your comfort zone when you don't know where to go, but I think I can do it.
Feel free to Ash-k me any questions about it!
>>6817854
>Mumbling
>He rolls onto his side, facing away from the boy
Ship's closhed
>>6817855
Without a ship or a crew to man her! I've got a bigger headache on the way than any short of day, but I appreciate the shenti-mubl, shenti-monk, shenti-mill, shenti...ment! Shenti-mill!
>>6817868
>Weaves back and forth slowly, following behind
You've not got shyphilis, aye?
>>6817887
Big shes, small shes, we'll conquer them all! I'll be out in 10 minutesh, right?
>>6817914
Whatshever you shay capchin...
>he mumbles small disagreements as he moves towards the rails, but does not completely refute the idea
>>6817861
You're recognized here as family I guess... just one of if not the biggest shitposters of us.
>>6817914
>Somehow, he manages to hear him. Since he has no idea what to do next, he decides to make light of the situation.
...So what you're telling me is that I Kongou to the ship? That's a bummer. I heard that it's really cool, and I know DA would've jumped on that chance.
>>6817914
>She stops and wheels around with crossed arms.
Don't get any ideas, I'm only showing you to the damn place, I'm not helping you get laid.
>>6817903
Fucking REEEEEEEEEE
I LINKED THIS SO WE COULD HAVE A GAME
DONT FUCKING PUSSY OUT ON ME YA FAGGOTS
>>6817906
Around here? Not that I know of, though occasionally you can find some blue haired pushover named Kaito. Just tell him what you want and he'll serve it to you like a butler.
>>6817910
Yeah yeah whatever...
>>6817913
Really?
>>6817944
Yes, really. Don't forget that I'm still a kid. I'm allowed to have fun every once in a while, right?
>>6817944
Ugh, it's not even fun to show off to you.
>>6817926
Even if the othersh weren't either occupied, ashleep, or fondling each other, not one of them is properly shized! Drink more rum, it'll help.
>>6817931
>Properly annoyed now, he sits up and turns toward the boy to scare him off
>However, he ends up vomiting instead
>>6817936
We went over thish once already, I have the coin! The other girlsh have run off to diddle each other apparently.
>>6817944
Wait Kaito? I've met that bastard before! He's an accomplice of some mass murdering serial killer, there's no way I'm letting him set foot around me again.
I'd suggest you stay as far away from him as possible, he's a premonition for disaster.
>>6817952
If this is fun for you, then you are one twisted child.
>>6817962
Course not. I don't take it serious, neither should you.
>>6817966
Are you pulling my leg? I literally sent him home crying one night.
>>6817965
>The boy jumps back a small bit, looking quite shocked at the display.
Oh, I just can't beer it! You look like you're gonna die! You're going to rum everyone ragged if you keep freaking us out like this!
>>6817985
I just like making puns and jokes. They're not THAT bad, even if they cause people to swear at me because of 'em.
>The root of all puns suddenly stops by.
Bread anyone?
>>6817985
Any opportunity for bragging rights, huh?
>>6817965
And so what? Did I ever say I'd actually DO that?
>>6817965
>he smirks like an psychopath
I'll drink to that, Capchin!
>>6818003
>slaps you on the back
Yo, Rika. Waddup?
>>6817985
As must as to my dismay, yes! Yes, he has witnessed and helped a mass murdering serial killer, he's got some bad trouble with the cops too.
>>6818001
I'd LOAF to have some! I'd like it plain, just like my puns!
>>6818001
Can I have some cool jams instead?
>>6817991
You probably drive them closer to suicide. Truly a weapon of mass destruction.
>>6818003
You had a headstart though.
>>6818019
Maybe that explains why he's creepy and pesty. We'll he's here if you feel like getting something...kinda pathetic really.
>>6818022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeZnwyYsQ0
Rich jams for the blue haired man, it's a little stale but it comes off smooth at the end.
>>6818021
Feel the rich, tender, wet, warm soggy embrace of Plain Bread Chan.
>Removes bread from head.
>You fucks! Kek.
>>6818003
You never shaid you wouldn't, and you agreed to take a man to an inn after being proposhitioned, shaid man showing he can pay for your shervices. Were I a typical scallywag, you'd have found yourshelf in a very undesirable scenario, shavvy?
>>6818012
I think our ship hash shunk.
>>6817991
>Collapses again, already snoring
>Heading back to bed in a post or two, night night
>>6818045
Oi, you dropped this
>Tosses you your coin purse, though a Euro or two may be missing
'kay
>>6817985
I just like making puns and jokes. They're not THAT bad, even if they cause people to swear at me because of 'em.
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>The root of all puns suddenly stops by.
Bread anyone?
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>>6817985
Any opportunity for bragging rights, huh?
>>6817965
And so what? Did I ever say I'd actually DO that?
Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)03:15:23 No.6818012
>>6817965
>he smirks like an psychopath
I'll drink to that, Capchin!
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>>6818003
>slaps you on the back
Yo, Rika. Waddup?
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>>6817985
As must as to my dismay, yes! Yes, he has witnessed and helped a mass murdering serial killer, he's got some bad trouble with the cops too.
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>>6818001
I'd LOAF to have some! I'd like it plain, just like my puns!
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>>6818001
Can I have some cool jams instead?
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>>6817991
You probably drive them closer to suicide. Truly a weapon of mass destruction.
>>6818003
You had a headstart though.
>>6818019
Maybe that explains why he's creepy and pesty. We'll he's here if you feel like getting something...kinda pathetic really.
beeboop
>>6818014
GYAGH! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU!?
>>6818045
By like what, a month, tops?
>>6818062
All you asked for was to have your way shown to an inn, old man. Now I've said I wouldn't. Savvy?
Hoshi is Carlos
>>6818088
kay den
>>>6817985
>I just like making puns and jokes. They're not THAT bad, even if they cause people to swear at me because of 'em.
>
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>>The root of all puns suddenly stops by.
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>Bread anyone?
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>>>6817985
>Any opportunity for bragging rights, huh?
>>>6817965
>And so what? Did I ever say I'd actually DO that?
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>Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)03:15:23 No.6818012
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>>>6817965
>>he smirks like an psychopath
>I'll drink to that, Capchin!
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>>>6818003
>>slaps you on the back
>Yo, Rika. Waddup?
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>>>6817985
>As must as to my dismay, yes! Yes, he has witnessed and helped a mass murdering serial killer, he's got some bad trouble with the cops too.
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>>>6818001
>I'd LOAF to have some! I'd like it plain, just like my puns!
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>>>6818001
>Can I have some cool jams instead?
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>>>6817991
>You probably drive them closer to suicide. Truly a weapon of mass destruction.
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>>>6818003
>You had a headstart though.
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>>>6818019
>Maybe that explains why he's creepy and pesty. We'll he's here if you feel like getting something...kinda pathetic really.
Boopbop
>>6818045
If they think my puns are that bad, then they need to get a life. It's not like I'm forcing them to listen to me or anything, you know.
Heck, it's not my fault they act so violent when I say a pun.
>>6818060
...Wow. Um. That certainly wasn't expected. I don't think that'll be a wholemeal for me, so... Do you have any more?
>You could have prevented this.
>>6818062
...Well, if someone steals that bottle of rum, it's not my fault, okay? Have a good rest, I guess.
>The boy slowly begins to creep away, eyeing the pirate suspiciously. Ms. Frizzle wouldn't be happy if she were to find out.
>>6818084
...
How did you even come to that?
>>6818045
Wait he's here?
>>6818079
And I jusht said you're lucky that I'm not going to take you for myself anywaysh. You're unfamiliar with the brand of man you're dealing with in these partsh, so this advice is free. Don't pull thish again, on anyone, eh?
>Passes out on the spot
>>6818073
kden
>>6817985
I just like making puns and jokes. They're not THAT bad, even if they cause people to swear at me because of 'em.
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>The root of all puns suddenly stops by.
Bread anyone?
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>>6817985
Any opportunity for bragging rights, huh?
>>6817965
And so what? Did I ever say I'd actually DO that?
Anonymous 12/20/16(Tue)03:15:23 No.6818012
>>6817965
>he smirks like an psychopath
I'll drink to that, Capchin!
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>>6818003
>slaps you on the back
Yo, Rika. Waddup?
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>>6817985
As must as to my dismay, yes! Yes, he has witnessed and helped a mass murdering serial killer, he's got some bad trouble with the cops too.
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>>6818001
I'd LOAF to have some! I'd like it plain, just like my puns!
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>>6818001
Can I have some cool jams instead?
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>>6817991
You probably drive them closer to suicide. Truly a weapon of mass destruction.
>>6818003
You had a headstart though.
>>6818019
Maybe that explains why he's creepy and pesty. We'll he's here if you feel like getting something...kinda pathetic really.
begeeges
>>6818079
Is it so wrong to greet you like that?...
>>6818060
Thanks Bread man.
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a trebuchet o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your trebuchety wechty it's so big :oooo rubbies more on your trebuchety wechty it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big trebuchet~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a 90 kilogram itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your trebuchet as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some counterweight unloads your trebuchet as my eyes glow it looks so sturdy :v licks counterweight mmmm~ so sturdy drools all over your trebuchet your trebuchet I like fondles Me no like catapults hehe puts snout on trebuchet and inhales deeply oh god it's so superior~ licks trebuchet punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love it's sturdy counterweight bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on its payload so good licks splinters off its oaken beam wooden goodness~ eyes role back as 90 kilograms mmmm~ goes 300m"
Anyone wanna have an organized crime ring?
>>6818062
What the-
>pinches his nose
Ewww it smells! What gives?!?
>>6818079
Months maybe even a year? I don't know when you came here.
>>6818096
You don't give people a choice. We don't have selective hearing. If you're loud enough, everyone can hear your crappy pun.
>>6818105
Yeah he's over there. Feel free to do whatever it is you do, I don't care
>points @6818121
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a trebuchet o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your trebuchety wechty it's so big :oooo rubbies more on your trebuchety wechty it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big trebuchet~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a 90 kilogram itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your trebuchet as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some counterweight unloads your trebuchet as my eyes glow it looks so sturdy :v licks counterweight mmmm~ so sturdy drools all over your trebuchet your trebuchet I like fondles Me no like catapults hehe puts snout on trebuchet and inhales deeply oh god it's so superior~ licks trebuchet punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love it's sturdy counterweight bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on its payload so good licks splinters off its oaken beam wooden goodness~ eyes role back as 90 kilograms mmmm~ goes 300m"Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a trebuchet o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your trebuchety wechty it's so big :oooo rubbies more on your trebuchety wechty it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big trebuchet~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a 90 kilogram itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished x33
>>6818137
Unorganized is more along my preferences
>Captain Jack
>>6818143
Do I not get a reward for being a good shamaritan?
>Answers your question by passing out
>>6818137
>>>/hga/
>>6818137
I have to make a living outside of puns. What's going on, Anon? It'd be a crime not to listen.
>>6818143
Well... Yes, you do. You can just not listen and not bother giving any attention, you know?
Besides, my puns may be bad, but they're so bad they're good.
>>6818096
I'm quite stacked actually! I've at yeast got 2-more loaves under my belt, so stick around and wheat while you can.
>Chucks a loaf of bread at you.
>>6818121
No thank you Kaito.
N-Nyaaa~
>>6818169
>Kissu
>>6818167
>The boy catches the bread, looking happy as can be.
Hey, thanks! I'm a self-raised boy, so getting such kindness is pretty rare nowadays. I kneaded it. Dough, I kinda feel worried for your safety...
>>6818169
Who's this little faggot
>pets
>>6818113
....Damn pirates, all of them creepy.
>Night.
>>6818119
YES! DO YOU -WANT- ME TO ATTACK YOU?
>>6818143
I dunno, like...March, maybe?
>>6818173
L-Lewd..
>>6818193
I'm not a faggot, faggot.
>>6818195
I don't really think you'd attack me.. We're friends....
>>6818157
....
Great I will probably have to get this bathed in sanitizer or something, unbelievable.
>>6818163
They are bad and boring. Just like this conversation.
>>6818195
Well it was August for me. So you do the math.
>>6818200
Holy shit it's a talking faggot
>>6818200
Can i fug you in the bp?
>>6818205
Well, at least I'm putting in effort. It's not my fault you're not giving me much to work with here.
>>6818191
There's no knead to worry! My suitcase is already Jam Packed with bread, so I'm not at whisk of injuring myself.
>>6818201
I BARELY know you.
>>6818205
...August? Seriously? Wow. Feels like you've been around a hell of a lot logner than that.
>>6818217
What is there for you to talk about? Toys,cartoons, and school?....no thanks I'll pass.
>>6818227
Time is a finicky thing. Feels slow but it actually flies.
>tfw grilling steak at 5AM
>>6818218
I don't know, things are starting to get a bit toasty up in here. My attention rose as soon as you said that. It's gonna get stale soon.
>>6818230
It'd be more interesting than talking to a cardboard box, at least.
I don't know how I managed to do it, but I somehow did it!
>>6818227
And I intend to keep it that way, but that doesn't mean we can't be good friends.
>>6818251
I broiled catfish at 3 am last week. Get on my level
>>6818252
No. We're done here. Go play in the sandbox or something.
>>6818260
>gets on your level by adding cheesy sliced potatoes
>>6818279
>bungles
>>6818279
>Ascends to new level by mentioning the braised lamb shoulder I made three days later at 5 am
Not even joking.
>>6818273
Nope, I'm busy having a good time. You can't tell me what to do and actually expect me to go through with it.
>>6818246
Did you NEED to put your hands on your hips seductively for that?
>>6818254
You're getting your hopes up.
>>6818295
C-come on! I freaking talk to you like all the time. Just throw me a bone!
>>6818286
>cabbages
>>6818289
You beat me this time around, but tomorrow's a new day! I'll show you who's boss by buying a smoker and making smoky ass ribs!
>>6818252
Cool it down a bit, because yule mist something about your style because you've got some tear-able buns :^)
>kill me.
>>6818293
It was a suggestion kid. Anyways I'm out.
Au revoir~!
>>6818295
You said it not me, yoh probably have a dirty mind.
Later.
>>6818304
You show up out of nowhere, touche me inappropriately, and vanish at the drop of a hat. Why should I?
>>6818319
Oh, shut up. Bye.
>>6818306
Woah, we're doing Christmas puns? Snow way you're going to expect anything less from me, right? Icy what you're trying to do, but it's not going to work. Get bready.
>What did you expect from Carlos goddamn Ramon?
>>6818319
It's a dumb suggestion because there aren't any sandboxes anywhere behind here.
Bye!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JghDBxmB3UI
>>6818323
...w-well shit guess i'll fuck off then.
>>6818339
Might as well, for all I care.
>>6818325
>Christmas buns, it's on! When I get my head strait .
I snow you're doing as well, but I'm the bread winner around h--- I give up, I for fit. Ice-yule around for round two.
>Good night.
>>6818392
>I'll be looking forward to it. Next time you see Carlos around? It's on.
You know what they say, Bread Man - the wheat should fear the strong! You might think you're cool, but I'm going to blow you straight out the water.
And ice-yule around for round two, too. At the very yeast, it'll be entertaining. Bye!
>Catch you later, m8. G'night.
All right HG, its time to confess.
Have you ever ERP'ed, and who did you do it with?
>>6818468
I've shitposted in ERP , mostly falseflagging to cause drama
>>6818468
That's for me to know and for you to never find out~
But I did ERP (if you can even call it that) with Alam back on 8ch. I'm kinda crossed that they saved the Yosuke one but not mine.
>>6818468
Yes.
Who it was with, you'll never know.
>>6818468
No.
>>6818468
Yes. And I'm too scared to tell.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_KLLCH17Ijg
Honey wheat bread is the best. Prove me wrong.
>Protip: you can't.
>>6818528
I don't know much about honey wheat, but wheat bread is good in general. White bread, along with soy, corn and milk chocolate are all apart of the gay food group. Stay far away from that shit.
I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am....
>>6818622
I am the Internet
Good night, hg
>>6818777
Later.
>>6818777
See ya.
>>6818468
yes, with Kamina.
>>6818831
I-Izaya?
>>6818870
no.
>>6818870
K-kawaii~
>>6818882
Then I'm going to deny your existence.
>>6818468
Kamina sucks a mighty fine cock.
Evens host
Odds continue this shit
Dubs ERP all you two >>6818831 >>6818956
>>6818973
reroll
>>6818977
I-I'll just host instead then.
First 24.
>>6818985
Gishki Ariel
>>6818985
Yuri
I saw a cat wag its tail once
Is that normal?
>>6818991
Kinda
>we have a host, but no players... this is bullshit.
>>6818985
Blanc
>>6818985
Eggman-kun
>>6818985
Ruler
>>6818991
I think that's a sign of agitation if it's fast.
>>6818985
Meira
>>6818985
Lord Beerus
>>6818985
Izayoi Sakamaki
>>6818985
Lancer
>>6818985
Hamburger-Chan
>>6818985
Ingrid 0
>>6818985
Banana Republic
>>6818985
SSJ REEEEEEEE
>>6818985
Medea
>>6818985
Natsuki Subaru
>>6818985
Hime-chan
>>6818985
Ultimate Facepalm
>>6818985
Best Girl
>>6818985
Leos Klein
>>6818985
/fit/ Mermaid
>>6818985
Best Girl
>>6818985
Ichigo
>>6818985
Gundam Heavyarms
>>6818985
Kongou!
>>6818985
Evangel
This never would have happened if you'd have just read the goddamn book Kamina.
Evaluate this roster.
Game theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvg4tZc8J9M
>>6819055
I don't know how to read.
>>6819068
And I don't know how to watch Fate.
>>6819070
This
/thread
>>6819070
O-Oh.
We begin.
TETSUOOOOOOO
>>6819081
Oh, you can't be serious.
>>6819019
cute
>>6819081
>>6819099
nice rp
>>6819099
nice rp
>>6819099
nice rp
>>6819102
>>6819105
>>6819106
>>6819107
>punches in the stomach
>>6819098
I...I love Avance!
>>6819099
WAKE UP, you fool! This is no place for such a thing!
>>6819098
>>6819112
OW! HEY!
>>6819113
You can't tell me what to do!
I'm not tired anyways...
>mfw my internet is too slow to load the slides and I can't see if I'm alive or not
>>6819116
Well, this is ironic.
>>6819122
>Ariel just stole your TV.
>>6819132
S-Shit...
>>6819132
>>6819136
You're hopeless.
>>6819125
>thanks
>>6819136
>>6819138
On many levels, look I don't work here. I just watch the place.
>>6819140
>>6819136
>And now you've been maced.
>>6819132
Damnable...!
>>6819158
>And then she turns around and dramatically sheathes her blade with a click.
>>6819146
>Aw damn... thanks for telling me.
>>6819138
aren't you hosting?
>>6819168
>gun
>sword
Wut.gif
>>6819177
There's a winner soon I think
>>6819187
Nah, he outsources his games to starving ethiopian children now.
>>6819191
>She can shoot bullets from it, she's a touhou.
>>6819193
BOTH of them!?
>>6819203
>>6819205
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6819205
>>6819205
Thanks for hosting
>>6819215
This has been brought to you by one of Kamina-sama's many eithopian slaves.
We hope you have a fantastic day.
Someone save me...
>>6819215
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6819187
I let Neanderthals that can't do anything beyond pointing and clicking do my manual labor now.
>>6819203
I...hate frogs.
>>6819215
Ugh. Congratulations. And thank you.
>>6819217
>kamina will never enslave you
feels bad
>>6819254
>wanting to be enslaved by a dirty midfag
>>6819263
He's a french muslim
>>6819263
>believing in midfags
>>6819263
August 2015 is newfag.
>>6819274
August 2015 is NewBorn fag
>tfw it is 2017 in 25 days
>>6819297
theres only 12 days left man
>>6819311
Check the image , man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGnCGpbMZ0g
Heeeeeeeeeey!
>>6819353
Freshbottom-san!
>>6819330
I don't get it
>>6819354
Huh? That's a weird nickname. My butt's about as fresh as the rest of me!
>>6819397
I said 'Heeeeeeeeeeey!'!
Helloooooooo!
>>6819403
Hey...?
>>6819297
>only 5 days until Christmas
What the fucking fuck lads
>>6819411
What's up?
>>6819417
Waiting for a game.
And you?
>>6819420
Waiting for a game.
>>6819430
Oh.
>>6819439
Yeah, it's gonna be like another five hours...
poster below must host
No.
>>6819440
It sucks.
>>6819446
>
>>6819446
Huh.
>>6819455
Wait, are you waiting for the same game I'm waiting for?
KNUCKLES FUCKING HOST NOW
THESE SINGLES COMMAND IT
>>6819458
Yes?
>>6819480
>I don't have a code anymore. And I'm going to head off soon in about 30-40 minutes anyways. Plus I'm just too lazy.
>>6819495
Ooooh, really!?
I've been waiting months for it!
>>6819500
Oh, uh, yeah. Same here.
>>6819525
It looks so good I could scream!
KNUCK KNUCK
IT'S KNOCKLES
>>6819528
Sure does!
>>6819548
What?
>>6819553
knockles an enchilada
>>6819559
looking for a man to cum inside me so I can wipe my goopy vagina along the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a slug
>>6819601
From the sound of your voice, you can do that yourself just fine, you horny little slut.
>>6819626
Hey Hoshi.
>>6819626
Hey CC.
Hello?
>>6819791
Is it me that you're looking for?
>>6819803
Yeah, how'd you know?
>>6819821
Because I saw it in your eyes.
>>6819831
Dang, I knew I forgot to do something!
>
I want to play games with Peashy
...
Biggie Smalls
>>6819843
....also your smile.
>>6819877
You're all I've ever wanted and
>
C'mon, you know the words man. Get in here!
>>6819888
I want to fucking die
this is fucking pathetic
>>6819910
You, you're the man, anon. Don't you ever forget that, and thanks for coming out tonight
>Curtain close on another successful performance from the legend himself
>>6819935
senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi senpaitachi
>Opens the door quietly and tries to sneak in
>The archer walks in and takes a seat, apparently oblivious to the mouse trap on her finger.
Good morning.
>>6820001
hi
>>6820013
>Kissu
>>6819998
>>6820001
You both seem to have quiet opposite mornings.
....
>>6820013
Hi, Aikawa! Did you sleep well?
>>6820027
Well, mine is good. I had a good day yesterday and a good sleep. So I'm happy.
>>6820027
I slept too long.
>>6820037
>>6820038
The opposites continue. A good rest, and a bad one, a child who wishes to go unnoticed, and a woman who seems oblivious. It might be an advantageous move for you both to drink from each others cups.
>>6820037
>Slaps ass
>>6820047
But that's how germs spread.
>>6820035
>>6820035
Hey wake up!
>>6820047
No thanks, I'm not thirsty.
>>6820057
Why did you do that?
>>6820024
NO
>>6820026
Okay?
>>6820037
I didn't sleep yet, except for a nap earlier. And that was good.
>>6820058
>>6820064
Not literally you fools. Converse between each other, share experiences, and see if one's misgivings rub off on the other. You could spread your luck or misfortune.
>>6820064
Felt like it.
>>6820058
>Groans, and shifts from side-to-side.
I-I don't wan...want to.
>>6820082
Spreading things is bad though!
>>6820089
>shakes the man
It's morning!
>>6820071
Oh, I get it now. Thank you.
>>6820058
Hi, I'm Setsuna.
>>6820071
Naps are always fun. I took a long nap.
>>6820085
...oh. Okay then.
>>6820094
Can't the morning jus....just go away!
>Refuses to budge.
>>6820101
Yotsuba Koiwai! Koiwai Yotsuba! Quick, are you a friend or ally!
>>6820110
>Yotsuba looks around to make sure no one is watching before she pulls out a marker from her bag
>>6820115
Friend! I'm a friend. I don't want to hurt you.
>>6820143
>Resting peacefully as ever.
>>6820148
Huh? You're the first to say friend.
>You see her hovering over a sleeping man with a marker in her hand
>>6820158
>She draws on your face while you're sleeping
>>6820183
...what are you doing to that man?
>>6820183
>Isn't stifled at all, he rolls around.
>Steam sale soon
>I'm broke
>>6820191
Drawing.
>>6820212
>The little girl tries to contain her laughter, her master piece finally completed
>>6820226
Why are you drawing on him?
>>6820243
Because it's fun?
>>6820101
I see. So are you feeling "better"?
>>6820256
Oh. I don't see how that's fun, but okay.
>>6820260
>blushu
Yeah, I'm feeling better.
>>6820226
>Snores soundly
>>6820262
It's like drawing on a box, you can draw whatever you want and make it look cool!
>>6820266
>Remembers that it's permanent marker
Uh oh...
>>6820274
Oh, you're right. Can you draw on me?
>>6820298
On your face? It's permanent marker.
>>6820324
How long is permanent?
>>6820326
(He have thirty pics left and page 7 in dead hours. Cool your jets, Hosh.)
>>6820337
He's trying to make HG great again
>>6820326
Kill yourself, we go until image limit, not bump limit