Hunger Games Thread
Best Bleach Waifu Edition
>>6816222
>>6816201
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Vending machines can grow fangs now? By all means I must look into this! I can't risk my fingers while buying my favorite snacks.
>>6816245
...Noo..?
>>6816262
Well it sounds really, REALLY intimate to me!
>>6816183 (Carlos)
>I also just realized this is exactly how I started RPing Fred Durst. He was originally a filler before I figured "You know what, what the hell, let's see how far I can go with this".
>>6816268
But Rika and Noel both do it for me! I don't get it! I'll wash you, too! You'd probably be easy, since you're so sm-
>She covers her mouth and whispers.
Since you're so small.
>Checks his watch and sees that the day is over.
That was the single most agonizing thing I have ever done.
>>6816138
If he so much as looks at another fighter he will want to challenge them, so you can guess the sorts of situations we get in. Thankfully I carry the team.
>>6816183
Aha~ well you are a walking joke. Sorry to say but most audiences don't consist of fourth graders, you know, the main demographic that enjoy those type of jokes.
>>6816201
He had trouble remembering too. You might be him. Finally found a face huh? You went to the discount section?
>>6816222
Oh yes, your current state. Well I'm through playing nice. So I will go ahead and say I think you act cute. You are like a tiny poodle that barks and growls all day, but still inferior.
>>6816238
Hey, I never said I was good at it. But I think the bigger problem is your inability to read emotions, I'm nit riled up at all. Maybe I can find a kindergarten book on reading facial expressions. Would you like that?
>>6816250
holy shit
She's actually hot as fuck
>>6816227
Ah man. I can't explain it properly in English. But it's like. Things change, people change, everything changes. You can protect yourself from it or deny it happens, but sooner or later it's going to catch up and bite you in the ass for it.
What I think the movie is trying to say is that it's better to embrace change and leave old relics in the past and only to look at back them as a learning experience.
Again sorry for my craptastic English.
>>6816208 (Kaito)
Bah! I can handle it, it's your call.
>>6816219 (Crash Man)
>A tiny ghost forms around the bomb and starts to float off.
Uhuh?
>>6816222 (Mima)
Yeah, exactly! They're weird!
I've just...been trying to keep care of it. These bastards are lucky I don't annihilate them all when they try.
>>6816285
Even if they don't look the type...? Ugh. The brains and brawn.
>>6816225
>>6816262
...Don't want to at least watch and see, first?
>>6816170
>>6816268
Hehe...ehe.... I'm just glad that gamble paid off. Good thing she remembers now, too, huh?
>>6816183
>Oh, we're mad. Mad because CARLOOOS.
>>6816299
N-No..
>>6816260
How do you think Pres' Nixon lost his body? Snack-O-Tron 3000's are banned in all but 3 known galaxies.
>>6816285
Look missie. Scruffy has not even the slightest clue what you are on about. He's just a humble janitor putting his heart and soul in his work
>>6816225
How do you? I prefer to use my actions over my words, or better yet, both.
>>6816293
Is is true that Canadians 90's kids shows where fucking amazing?
>>6816317
I just hit them, usually, but that seems pretty mean..
>>6816318
yes
>>6816211
>Hey, it's not like I'm going to let it hurt me. I'm one to improve, so if I type less, maybe I'll be a good Carlos to the rest?
>>6816213
>You wouldn't expect someone that picks Hetalia characters to do the opposite thing and pick CARLOS. Still, I guess it's like a test run of sorts?
>>6816219 (Crashman)
Why don't YOU back off? I'm the one making jokes here, you know. Those are fighting words you have there. It's just gonna come crashing down.
>>6816225 (Makoto)
I...
>Carlos doesn't know what to say. He can just see himself being slapped right then and there.
I g-guess so? What do you want me to say? It's hard to say a good answer without sounding creepy and mean!
>>6816238
>I'm going to. I just hope I don't step on any toes.
>>6816276
>And to think it would've just stayed filler if I didn't ask why someone wanted fish.
>>6816285
It's a shame, but... At least jokes make people laugh! If they're going to be laughing at me, at least they're having a good time. That's more important than anything else.
>>6816299
>Tanks for the input :^)
>I can already see how many people are going to explode at the puns he'll make.
I heard best bleach waifu so I came to shit all over your baldy ass tastes.
>>6816319
You think so? I think they deserve worse.
>>6816250
that aint Rukia
>>6816281
AH!
No, no! I think bathing with eachother is out of the question! Too intimate! Too frightening!
I'll do anything else! I swear on it!
>>6816299
Yeah.
It was definitely weird when she didn't.
>>6816328
>>>/trashr/
>>6816299
It's alright, I'll just practice on my singing, I'll catch you later.
>>6816318
Either I didn't watch many American tv shows back in the day or the answer is yes.
>>6816285
You being defensive right now says a lot about your emotions, Mary Antoinette.
Hey! Maybe I'll find a thing or two in the Kindergarten book about Drag Queens, oh yeah I won't. Because being a Drag Queen is visual sight to see in society now is it?
>>6816326
>It is a nice change of pace though, is it not?
>>6816326
I want you to tell the truth and not lie..
>>6816329
Why? It's not like they're doing anything illegal..
>>6816335
Then bring me snacks!
>>6816240
>he continues drilling, getting dangerously close to breaching the armour, clearly not giving up any time soon.
THEN DIE!
>>6816299
>he detonates it as it flies past
I don't know how you did that, but who cares I've got far more!
>he clamps down onto the ground and starts firing a barrage of crash bombs at rika.
>>6816326
>he fires a bomb at him
IM WARNING YOU, KID!
>>6816313
>Scruffy any good at calming down murderbots?
>>6816338
Ain't we already in the trash? I already knew you were a fucking baldy, anon, but an idiot too? That's quite the combo!
>>6816349
>isn't a.
>>6816257
>she holds back her laughter
Now please fetch me a drink.
>>6816245
And what makes you assume I didn't accept you? If I thought you were bothersome I would have sent you on your way immediately.
>>6816285
>she whacks you upset the head with her staff
This puddle bites, pretty boy.
>>6816299
Don't hold back. Bare your fangs when it's needed.
>>6816313
Good, I can't let abominations like that roam in this wold destined to be mine. Who's behind the Snack-O-Tron 3000 and it's creation?
>>6816358
trash redux :^)
>>6816356
It should be illegal.
>>6816367
You guys need to pick a spot and stay there. Too many secret clubs and alternate boards with you baldies.
>>6816356
Intimacy among friends or becoming more of a forager than I already am...
Don't you know a happy medium?
>>6816365
Well if this is your way of accepting someone it needs some work. I feel like you're attacking me.
>>6816355
>I guess so. It's different to just being regular stereotypes.
>Unfortunately, I have one more Hetalia character to pick before I can safely say I'm done.
>>6816356
Um...
...Yes, you do look like a model. Please don't slap me, dad would be sad if he saw I was hurt.
>>6816357
>Carlos just steps to the side, looking smugger than he ever has before.
Wow, you're certainly the explosive type, aren't you? Don't blow up at me, I'm just a simple kid!
>>6816308
Please? Just...one night?
...I could have Noroiko or Matenshi keep you company....
>>6816328
I'm liking you better already.
>>6816335
That's those Stand things for you. Some of them are just plain creepy.
...Hungry? Got some chips and stuff on me.
>>6816339
Alright, then...later.
>>6816357
....
>She flies straight up, sticking her tongue out at the robot.
What happened to the laws of robotics?
>>6816365
I'm just trying to be nice to these idiots, is all. Honestly, I wonder why I bother.
>>6816357
After so many minutes of me lowering the potency of my shielding do you manage to cause the slightest crack. How dull. I expected better.
>>6816341
I-I love you Eruna
>>6816365
>does so
...
>>6816390
Who are you supposed to be? Captain of the baldy brigade? Buzz off!
>>6816371
Then maybe you can run for president!
>>6816382
Um..
Tuck me in at night?
>>6816387
Why would I slap you for saying something nice?
>>6816390
>Her ears fold back on her head and she sighs, looking disappointed.
Oh..
No.. It's fine..
>>6816299
After a while it gets hard to find any worthy opponents, so of course he gets all anxious...you know~ He claims he can punch a hole in a tank.
>>6816313
Ugh...I'm a boy you senile old man. And you are late. You know how dirty this place is? You should get to cleaning.
>>6816326
You're pathetic. Where is your dignity? I turned kids like you inside out in private school.
>>6816349
Ohoho~ Sooo original. But, you don't think this is serious do you? I haven't been taking this seriously at all. Why waste the effort on a peon such as yourself, a nobody, just another body for me to punch.
And wouldn't be soo sad for you to lose to a 'drag queen? You can ask the others here about that feeling. But honestly maybe you do belong in kindergarten. I mean who just comes in and tries to start something? I'll tell you who. Someone whose insecure.
That's cute to me. Another insecure man hiding under a tough bravado.
>Sighs
If I had a nickel...
>>6816399
I love Eruna too!
Wanna join my fan club!
I'm the only member!
>>6816366
Albert Einstein the Seventh, sir. the 26th century's greatest inventor, basketball player with the largest collection of used toiletseats. He started off as a janitor, same as Scruffy. But he finished kindergarten. Lucky son of a biscuit.
>>6816390
I had a burger not too long ago. I'm good.
What happened with her anyways? It was weird.
>>6816415
Oh.
Yeah.
That's fine.
>>6816425
Yes!
>>6816422
One thing at the time. First I got to fixx this darned Snack-O-Tron...Cleaning's going to cost ya extra. Double if if gets in the way of my legally allowed porn break.
>>6816387
>So what's the next step for your master plan, eh pun-master flex? I've thoroughly enjoyed seeing your exchanges; glad you stepped out of your realm of comfort.
>>6816429
Then I'll pay you however much you want every time you tuck me in every night. That's a good job, right?
>>6816415
You really think I'd make a good president? I'm usually top of my class, but I can't say I've ever considered it.
>>6816430
Yes!
All I need is one more member we can have a real club!
>>6816413
I got hair, don't I? Come on, I'm speaking in favor of that "look-at-all-the-shits-I-give" attitude.
>>6816415
...If it doesn't work out, then fine, okay? Just give it a chance. I just...like to keep it to family, typically.
>>6816422
Pfft. He actually done it yet?
>>6816429
....
I did something stupid a good long while ago. She took it badly, had a guy wipe her memory. That's all, really.
>>6816454
G-go find one!
Or can I just sign twice?
>>6816450
I'd be like your maid or something.
That's pretty nice, getting to my best friend's maid.
>>6816455
Yikes.
>>6816428
The 26th century? That's quite ahead in the future! Tell me, does a man called Alexander the Great happens to conquer the entire world under his name?
...Actually, don't answer that. I've got to find out for myself.
>>6816455
Oh, I give shits. I just give them only to shit that I care about is all. What's your deal? You got beef with this place or somethin?
>>6816453
Yeah! Go for it! Change the world!
>>6816455
I-I guess it makes sense that I'm still not good enough.. Sorry..
I'll just sleep in the forest..
>>6816467
Yeah! You can do that! But you have to wear a maid costume!
According to all known laws of aviation _____
>>6816415
...Because dad says that saying inappropriate things are bad, so I shouldn't say it so bluntly. I'm supposed to be nice and res... Respectful.
>>6816422
Ow. I don't have any because I'm just the class-clown. I'm just a kid, you know? Why should it matter what an adult thinks if they don't even know me?
>>6816441
>I'm a simple man. Gonna pick one more character from you-know-what and then maybe see if Moana would be a good choice. It's a long road, but I'll try to not make them all the same.
>>6816382
If I were attacking you you'd know it. My name is Mima, since we can say formalities were dealt with.
>>6816390
Not all are bad, just find some that you tolerate and let that be it.
>>6816406
Ah thank you child, this is for your troubles.
>hands the child a shiny silver coin
>>6816462
That'd be fraud! I'll go grab someone!
>>6816453
You there! Sign this!
>>6816483
>>6816472
>I'd love to banter on, but I still got to build my Scruffy folder. It's a go.
>>6816490
>Don't worry man, cool stuff you have there so far.
>>6816477
Easier said than done. I'd need an entire campaign, I don't know where to start.
>>6816394
>the crack suddenly gets large before you set the potency to max, his drills making slow but steady progress in breaching the armour fully.
I dont care how long this takes #$%*^!
>>6816390
SCREW THE LAWS!
>>6816387
>he fires some more before detonating them around him, clearly pissed off.
VERY FUNNY KID!
>>6816484
No?
>>6816477
Well, uh... do you have a spare?
I only have two pairs of clothing. The other one's in my house.
You know, my house?
>>6816483
Mima, huh?
Pleased to meet you... sort of. Maybe if you warm up a little that is.
>>6816514
is she teleporting
>>6816365
>He examineshis nails nonchalantly
Was that supposed to hurt? Aha~ Even Betty hits harder than that. Way to prove my point. Doggy.
>>6816439
I don't own the place. But I'm sure someone can supply you with lewds.
>>6816455
You think I'm going to waste the time to find out? He has a point though. His punches have more umf than ninety percent of the people here. It's like you and your tanks, he prides himself with his fists and you, tanks.
>>6816480
Beats me, you are asking a sixteen year old. I'm just saying.
>>6816514
Print cl-
Eh?
B-But this is a once in a lifetime opportunity!
>>6816512
Just fucking stop, Baron.
>>6816519
No. That's my natural reaction to extreme disgust, a feeling I'm getting just talking to you.
>>6816526
I don't care.
>>6816512
>It's a miracle the poor kid isn't hurt. He keeps on grinning, looking absolutely pleased with himself.
I know I'm very funny, thanks for the compliment! You're not a bad jokester yourself!
>>6816524
Sixteen-year olds are nearly halfway to being an adult, anyway. I don't really know why you're trying to get me down. I mean, I'm not even doing anything wrong except for making jokes.
>>6816512
(( I don't want to be rude, but I am not a fan of RP fights at all, especially outside games. ))
The force field explodes, casting off an eyescorching light ment to blind and daze everyone beholding it. When the light is gone, the woman is nowhere to be soon, choosing to leave for the comfort of her own ship
>>6816422
I haven't either. What can I say? I tell it like it is! I've been doing it since I was born. I'll do you a favor and reposes that washed out pride of yours right away.
Boy do you blabber on like there's no tomorrow, words can't describe how monotoned you sound. You're flat as a whistle.
Quit the back peddling, and calling it "banter" - I've clearly ousted you.Now fetch yourself of connect-4, you'll see all the points I've made.
>>6816543
I haven't told you what is it yet!
Think of the riches!
The glory! The honour!
>She waves the sheet around
>>6816467
It gets worse, but that's the gist of it. It's all in the past, though, at least.... So you bumped in to your sis yet?
>>6816474
Still, I appreciate that kinda grumpy attitude.
Depends on your definition of 'beef', though.
>>6816477
It's just...I...it's private, you know? Please. Give it just one night's chance? Besides, Matenshi's softer. I'm sure you've seen her around the base, she wouldn't mind.
>>6816483
Honestly? I haven't met a single faceless person here that I care for. Have you?
>>6816512
What kinda robot can actually defy that?
>>6816524
And you, everything.
>>6816574
You don't need to. I don't care what it is you're trying to sell.
>>6816588
Aha! That's where I've got you!
I'm not selling anything! It's free!
>>6816480
I'm too sleepy to be picky, but complimenting people seems super respectful..
A-Anyway, I should probably sleep.
>>6816506
I know where I'm starting!
My bed!
B-Because I'm tired.
>>6816515
No, I don't, sorry.. But you can get your first paycheck by tucking me in right now, since I'm getting sleepy!
Now where's the closest bed?
>>6816577
No, it's fine.. You can have fun with that girl with the chainsaw you like so much, okay?
I'll just stay out of the way.
Thanks for bringing me back..
>She stands up and turns away.
>>6816515
All in due time child.
>>6816489
Perhaps next time I am in need of your services I will pay in gold. You may speak now.
>>6816524
>with a simple snap of her fingers that ugly dome piece is set ablaze
>>6816577
I wasn't speaking of those worms.
>>6816582
What's happening here?
>>6816512
>unsheathes katana
>>6816577
Nope. For all I know she could be gone.
>>6816602
Weeeell, you're welcome to stay in my house.
>Wink wink.
Remember? You slept there before.
I could go for a recharge myself.
>>6816603
Well as long as you try that's a good thing. Maybe I can be your first friend.
>>6816616
...A-Actually..
I think I'm just gonna go home..
>>6816577
I ain't grump! This is normally how I act. I don't get grumpy. I get more pissed off.
>>6816603
Y-yes, master!
>puts the silver coin away
>>6816622
Oh...
>Silence.
Sleep well, Makoto...
>>6816622
NIGGA ARE YOU GOING TO RETIRE SQUIRRELTITS AGAIN?
>>6816551
>he keeps firing away, venting steam with every mine fired
>>6816559
(I know, just being true to the character. Hes known for being the most tempermental out of all the robot masters and he keeps on attacking in a rage until calmed down or stopped. After which, hes the complete opposite. It just woulden't make sense for him to do nothing when provoked.)
>he stumbles back blinded, furious to find her gone.
Coward!!
>>6816577
One that wasn't built with them programmed in at all!
>>6816606
what do you want!
>>6816602
Urotsuki was your friend, too! I-I know it's selfish, but...please. Just one shot. Not even now.
>She sighs, looking guilty.
I'll...I'll let you, but just...some time in the future, at least try by yourself, okay? I don't know if I'll stick around here forever.
>>6816603
Really? I figured you were. Aside from them...hell. There's that Urotsuki girl I told you about, and the bride-to-be, and...a few nonhumans, even.
>>6816616
.... I mean. I tried helping you, she just refused to believe me. Is there some phrase or something that only she'd know? Some message in some silly code you made when you were little?
>>6816630
Oho, believe me, that's my natural state, too.
It's what most people call grump, like it or not.
>>6816645
Bringing her back was a mistake
A MISTAKE
She aint fun anymore she's gotta die
>>6816334
>Rukia
Kill yourself. Mashiro is best.
>>6816602
Yeah, but you have to say something like "You look pretty" instead of "You look like a model". At least, that's what I've been told. I guess it's how I was raised.
...Alright then, Makoto. Have a good night! It was nice meeting you!
>>6816659
>Why Carlos isn't getting hurt is beyond me, but I guess he just knows how to dodge them.
Man, you look like you're steaming. Calm down and take a drink, will you? It's not safe at all.
>>6816660
Hmm... Nope.
>>6816622
We'll promise you a refund in chestnuts! Good night, Makoto!
>>6816606
>>6816616
>>6816630
>>6816635
>>6816659
>>6816660
D-Damnit! Who wants to join my fanclub! I need one more!
>>6816687
What are the benefits to joining?
>>6816551
I'm not trying to put you down. In fact you could say I'm saving you. If little kids puns is the only thing you got going for you....well aren't you in for a rude awakening.
>>6816565
Ousted me? On what conditions? I didn't realize this was some sort of contest. Whose the ref? Anyways I'm going to decline your offer. I'm sort of full from eating pushovers like you for breakfast, so I'll just be the better person and end this knowing I won.
>>6816577
What's that supposed to mean? 'Everything'.
>>6816603
>His head is consumed by fire, but his hair and face remain unchanged
Setting a pyromancer on fire? Wow you are bad at this villain stuff aren't you?
>>6816660
Tell her I said "hi," Rika.
I'm just..
If y-..
..I'm done with this, okay? Thanks for bringing me back, I appreciate it, but I'm done.
Goodbye.
>>6816660
Pfft. Whatever. I don't need you patronizing me, ya baldy.
>>6816675
Mashiro is a fuckin airhead who won't stop riding Kensei's dick. Other than that, yeah she's alright.
>>6816665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG9I752Mmdk
>>6816692
Glory! Prestige! Honour!
Me!
>>6816665
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
>>6816687
I'll join~
>>6816687
Is that a question or a statement? I'm not joining either way...
>>6816718
LET HER DIE
>>6816680
>distracted, he thinks about it
I could use a drink actually.
>>6816687
I'm a man-bot, ask Splash, lesbian.
>>6816659
I know enough about you, hehehe. You were reprogrammed, weren't you?
>>6816681
ANYthing that only you two would know?
>>6816697
You have pride in your everything. Duh.
>>6816706
D-done? No, I'm serious! It's just awkward for me to do that, but I don't mind if it'll make you happy....
>>6816707
Who said I was patronizing? Though I gotta admit, I'm curious about the "baldy" stuff.
>>6816717
How about food? Money?
>>6816697
Exactly, which is why I was saying before I needed new material. I know I need more jokes and content, but that's for when I grow up. For now, it's about making everyone smile.
It runs in the family, after all. You could just tell me what to improve on instead of just hurling insults.
>>6816739
>Carlos is a bit surprised it works, but he just walks up to the bot, looking around.
Well, maybe I could get you something. Do robots drink oil, or anything else?
>>6816731
SQUIRREL LIVES MATTER, VINO!
>>6816687
I-I already joined...
gotta go!
>>6816743
I mean besides the obvious.
>>6816743
You wanna know why I use the word baldy? It's because everyone around me is a fucking baldy! That's why!
>>6816720
Human porn only.
>>6816730
It was supposes ed to be a question!
Sign here!
>>6816739
It doesn't matter! We accept boys!
>>6816745
Y-You can have me~
>>6816757
I should have known who you where!
>>6816743
Rika..
If you don't understand how I feel by now then you never will, and I'm sick of going through this over and over.
We got the reunion out of the way, I'm so beyond grateful to you for going through that to get my memories back, but..
It's time to be serious. I'm serious, too.
I can't keep doing this.
It hurts.
>>6816756
>PULL THE TRIGGER DO IT
>>6816659
>She amuses the thought of unleashing all her firepower upon the robot and be done with it. In the end she dices that he could prove his use to her quest one day. Mildly entertaining by the droids tantrums, she catches herself smiling, her gesture dying as soon as it appeared.
>>6816697
On the conditions of my point still standing; hence proves you'll drop an ounce of pride beset on a cheap bet. Go play D&D and pretend to be someone better than you are now.
>>6816779
...
And the benefits of that are?
>>6816780
I'LL FUCKING TAKE THE BULLET FOR YOU, NIGGER
(ButifyoubringRohanbackillforgiveyou)
>>6816787
...
>>6816779
.....r-racist..
>>6816796
I've still got my Rohan folder, and I've never said I stopped with him
I'm just taking a break because I don't feel like being an asshole
>>6816748
Oil, energy cells.
>>6816781
>he sits down, a flock of birds resting on him as his anger subsides.
>>6816779
And the point of this fanclub is?
>>6816743
Yeah what of it? Neither light or wily made me obey the laws of robotics. They are dated, obsolete, slave laws.
>>6816743
You seem to be implying that it's a bad thing.
>>6816748
So you come from a family of clowns. How dreadful that must be.
>>6816784
Pfft. This, coming from a guy who looks like an anime reject. Okay~
>>6816809
...
>>6816779
Ehhhh?! Ya think I'll join a club to follow you around and praise ya?! Baaaaakaa! I'd rather just kill ya!
>>6816817
B-but I like you as Rohan being a manga writign asshole. It's all good, senpai. J-just don't kill off the squirrel again ;_;
>>6816765
What supposed to be the obvious?
>>6816768
Girl, I got more hair than you do.
>>6816780
...I...huh? I really don't get what you're getting at. I thought this was about the thing just then.
>>6816818
I'm pretty sure that since you're a machine you're not supposed to, you know...go past that?
>>6816819
Well yeah. It's kinda just arrogance and all.
WHO HERE IS FOR OR AGAINST KILLING OFF SQUIRREL
>>6816826
I-i don't gotta take this from you, baldy! I'll fight you if ya want!
>>6816826
Your mom a shit
>>6816817
w-what about Doppio?
>>6816826
Oh, you forgot?
That's probably beneficial to me actually...
...
Gotta go!
>Bolts off.
>>6816825
Eh, I brought her back by request.
Like I said, she's not really very fun now that I only pop in now and then. I want something more unique, something I can really reach to RP instead of just 'happy girl' archetype.
She was fun when I regular'ed here. Not really so much anymore.
>>6816829
not me. bring back Genos. DON'T FORGET TO DO YOUR BEST TO APPRECIATE GENOS TODAY!
>>6816816
>googling this picture
>custom maid 3D
>noice, thanks for posting this.
>>6816816
Heheh~
Adorable!
>>6816818
...To spend more time with me?
>>6816822
...I'm adorable?
>>6816824
Baakkkaa! I'd rather the hottie from OP anyways!
>>6816819
This is coming from the Drag Queen who lost a bet.
>>6816818
Alright, so just those kind of normal things. Oil reckon there would be some around here, but I can't see any at the moment. Do you know where we can get some?
>>6816819
My sense of humour comes from my dad. I like making everyone smile, so it's not bad at all. It's not as bad as you make it out to be.
>>6816826
>Makoto sighs.
Of course you don't get it.
That's the problem.
I'm..
I'm just gonna go. Tell Urotsuki hi, like I said.
I hope you two are happy.
>>6816826
Then you don't know how the laws work. They only work if their creator programmed them in. It's not some divine rule that all machines obey naturally.
>>6816851
And that's a good thing because..?
>>6816860
If I DID I woulden't ask you would I?
>>6816826
And you aren't guilty as well?
>>6816856
Yup, a drag queen that lost a bet is still better than you. Teehee~
>>6816860
Why don't you try and make me laugh huh?
>>6816842
Doppio's coming back eventually. After I bring back Sugar Mountain, probably.
>>6816873
Because I'm gonna be popular! Famous! World-renowned!
>>6816851
>he deadpans
... I don't think that would work out well for you.
>>6816840
No, you are.
>>6816843
....
Rrriiight, guess I just remembered, then. Bye.
>>6816837
Oh, come on. I'm just saying, you gotta diversify those insults.
>>6816865
I have problems with terms that aren't black and white....
Sorry I made you mad. She'll be depressed she missed you again.
...I hope you find that Noel person.
>>6816873
Which was later reprogrammed in to you. So there's that.
>>6816880
I can actually back up what I say, for one. Sooo...yeah.
>>6816829
>Eh, they do what they want. I couldn't care less really. Then again, I believe that the person behind the ava has to have fun with them to truly RP well enough...
>But, that's just me.
>>6816873
You have me there! Hey, maybe there could be some over by the walls or something. This place has a lot of things, you know?
>>6816880
You already laughed at me earlier, don't you remember? I don't need to do anyhing I've already done, but...
Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was boo-ed off stage.
>>6816898
Never know until you try!
Come on, introduce me, creepy albino dude!
>>6816906
No
You
>>6816865
Fuck off already
>>6816880
...and the said "reject" has established you wrong before.
"Ha. Loser."
>>6816906
And I can't? I think I have.
>>6816913
>frowns unamused
>>6816847
Oh dear
>>6816851
...N-no
>>6816906
...
>She wipes her eyes and sniffs.
I already found her a long time ago.
Do you want black and white, Rika?
How about the next time someone loves you, you try to notice it?
...Jeez.
>With a hop, she's gone.
>>6816604
hell
also preview
>>6816943
I guess you don't have the spirit to appreciate them. I stood a ghost of a chance trying to make you laugh!
>>6816957
Is this you aikawa? What am I looking at?
>>6816963
no, and you figure it out
>>6816945
Cuuute!!
>>6816917
>A smirk trails across his face
If love to watch you fail sweetheart, but I don't know where she is!
>maniacal laughter
Try and find her yourself if you want! YOU'VE GOTTA WORK FOR IT AFTER ALL!
>>6816942
What? Sorry I wasn't paying attention, you are kind of boring mr.nobody. I don't think anyone here would care if you just vanished.
>>6816959
...
I'm going to kick you
>>6816950
...Huh?
>>6816943
You haven't proved crap other than teleporting to me.
>>6816969
>Hugs.
Something something tsun.
>>6816971
>>6816973
Awright! Nothing makes victory sweeter than the grind!
Mysterious hottie here I come!
>>6816985
the time is near
>>6816976
Break a leg! Toe be honest, it doesn't really matter if you kick me. Unfunny jokes, my left foot!
>>6816984
Not right now
>>6816992
Eruna likes getting pegged
>>6816906
If you really want, I can call you dumbass instead...
>>6817006
nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZzvGkPMxJE
Everyone needs to watch this.
>>6816985
Nigga did you... did you take that pic from me?
>>6816983
SHe loves you you fucking retard you just threw away a perfectly good ship, you killed the squirrel again
>>6816976
Wasn't paying attention? Thus laminates your standard among the mentally challenged. Personality wise: You have none.
You done yet? I've got plenty of more time to win your game you call: "Banter".
>>6817005
S-sorry.
>>6817012
liar
>>6817009
I'm an engineer, pretty much impossible to be one of those. How about by my name, huh?
>>6817027
....
That's...that's just barking up the wrong tree.
>>6817034
>I'm busy and just checking thread
>but now I keep distracting myself
>I have a fuck ton of work to do on this project
>>6817044
STOP
CHECKING
THE THREAD
GET BACK TO WORK, FARM BOY!
>>6817042
Maybe if I cared enough to ask for it. Hell maybe if I cared enough i'd give you mine too.
>>6817042
why are you the worst avatar you cant even ship right
>>6816906
No they haven't. Even golden boy Megaman has been able to kill humans all this time. We just choose not to. I told you, neither Light or Wily reprogrammed me to obey those laws.
>>6816913
>he starts drilling into the wall
Where to?
>>6816884
And I should care because...?
>>6817044
>I-I figured, don't reply to this, sorry.
>>6816983
Mmmhmm. Tell me, how many of those uncommon big games have you won?
>>6816999
Nah I'm not gonna kick you. What sort of loser hits children? anyways you should hit the books and find one on how to be funny.
>>6817029
It's only as fun of a game as you make it. You're just too boring, it's like talking to a brick wall.
Still no one will ever miss you.
>>6817035
Nope
>>6817053
Because you'll be friends with a famous person!
wtf i hate rika now
>>6817059
haha get fucked gayboy
>>6817052
>Still better than me
>I don't even Ava cause it's fun
>just do it cause it's fun for other people
>>6817072
>Kek, that reminds me of yesterday.
>>6817021
After watching that really awkward video, I can safely say... I want my mummy!
...I wonder where mom went.
>>6817053
Hm... I'd say five feet in would do the trick, but I don't really have a map of this place. I'm still a kid, after all. What do you think?
>>6817064
Yeah, you have me there. No matter how annoying a kid can be, you shouldn't ever hit them.
They're puns and not really jokes. I'm not known for making quality jokes as I am known for making really, really bad puns.
>>6817081
>tfw want to continue that but i'm about to pass out
c-can you tell me the rest tomorrow?
>>6817064
That's what sore losers say, when they've lost. I'm enthralled I've repossessed the last bit of fun left in yah, before you blew it all away.
...and?
>>6817090
>It's probably only funny to me but, sure? Whatever, remind me. Sleep tight.
>>6817085
Have you ever...well this is pretty crazy but follow me on this one.
Have you ever thought to stop?
>>6817097
Sorry I wouldn't know what losers say, guess you have plenty of experience in that field huh?
What's the name of his Stand hg
>>6817113
Yeah... But that would mean I'd stop making everybody smile. I mean, well, who else is gonna do the jokes if no one else is?
I do it for fun and for everyone else. Not just because I can.
>>6817125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XiYUYcpsT4
>>6817085
Fine Il just carry on.
>>6817067
Don't care about that.
>>6817125
Big bug
>>6817052
...Shut up.
>>6817053
Eh. For all I know you could be lying to me, either way.
>>6817051
I might care enough to hear yours'. Want a drink or something?
>>6817064
At least one of them. More if you count ones that don't get seen any more.
>>6817125
「Music of the Night」
>>6817125
Cock muncher
>>6817125
Pink Explosion
>>6817138
>Angel
Get Impact, faggot.
>>6817078
Then just stop.
>>6817134
But I need more member!
>>6817129
Didn't you say most get annoyed? It's time to stop.
>>6817138
Hmph. Still not that impressive.
>>6817113
I've had plenty of experience to know the fortune of winning, what's been finished hours ago.
You've got plenty of wiggle room left to crawl, back along the downward spiral of failure.
>>6817160
If I stop I'll fall into boredom like I always do, probably an hero after a few weeks if I do. I don't even enjoy it. I just have nothing else to do.
>>6817134
Sweet. What I would suggest you do is stop every few minutes to check if you're getting anywhere, because I don't know if there even are any in these walls.
If you can smell, try to smell the oil.
>>6817166
Yeah, but they kinda enjoy listening to my wisecracks when I make them. Especially if the people love making jokes themselves!
>>6817189
Play video games. Go watch some movies online for free.
>>6817166
And you've got what, one, as well?
>>6817158
>
>I got one on Beast, too.
>Rikaka
>>6817168
Sounds to me like you've made that trip plenty of time. Don't worry I'll send you back down, free of charge!
>>6817191
I find that hard to believe.
>>6817138
If you're buyin. Name's hiyori. Might as well give it if you're seriously considering being a drinking buddy.
>>6817200
I don't accept free commissions bud, sorry! I guess I'll be leaving you there, until you've got some yen to spare. That being: None.
>>6817164
How many inches do you want?
>>6817189
Don't let Parsee of all people bully you.
>>6817200
I know it seems like it's hard to believe, but if they honestly hated them, they would say MUCH worse than "Goddamnit, Carlos."
They groan at them, at the least.
>>6817199
F-fuck.
I want to bully Parsee
>>6817220
>presses boobs together
>>6817226
>Lambda also won one at Angel.
>>6817230
Tfw you will never bully her relentlessly until she kills herself in her closet
>>6817198
As long as you're giving advice can I give you some too? Kill yourself
>>6817242
>scuttles away
>>6817220
How many club members do I get per inch?
I'm Canadian I learned metric
>>6817198
>hangs mistleoe over elfsee
YOU ONLY STAY ALIVE BECAUSE I MADE A PROMISE
HG secret santa
>>6817262
Fuck you
Break the promise
I want to die
>>6817199
Silly Rika! That's someone elses wincard. Trying to steal glory? Shame on you!
>>6817219
Hey now no need to project your poor life to mine. I'm sorry you are a broke deadbeat. Really.
>>6817225
Did you just curse? Geez louis...
>>6817223
I am not bullying them! If they don't enjoy ava then they shouldn't do it. It's not right to force someone to do something if they don't enjoy it. >>6817260
W-why?
>>6817248
Shit senpai, that's dark. I just meant like sexual bullying
>>6817274
Was I talking to you about that one?
>>6817275
No bully
>squirts with water
>>6817277
Tfw you will never be like your senpai who did it and feels nothing for it
>>6817286
S-s-stop!!!!
>>6817275
Im practising for a certain someone. So h-hurry up because this is the only chance you're geting at kissing me, baka.
>>6817292
>pinches titties
>>6817230
I don't particularly Par-see why.
>>6817274
Their words, not mine. I'm a good kid, but I guess people don't like jokes like I do. They're really, really mean.
>>6817297
Holy crap. you drunk again?
>>6817297
Too bad that other person won't return the kiss.
>Parsee then kisses the Fire Charmer. >>6817301
Sttttooooppppp!
>>6817274
I'm operating my means of business, an unwarranted customer like you is bound spell trouble.
Not like you've been causing trouble ever since you showed up around here. I'll do everyone that favor and reposes that fist to your face, like they've wanted too.
I saw the face of God today.
>>6817297
>>6817314
Nice
>>6817292
Nah
>squirts
>>6817314
No.
>bullies further
It was covered in blood.
>>6817329
>Goes back into my box to cry and watch star wars.
>>6817335
>Kills myself.
>>6817312
>clearly yes
S-stop standing there idiot and get over here
>>6817314
>she kisses back for a brief moment before breaking away.
There. W-wasn't so difficult!
>>6817346
MISSION FAILED! WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME.
>>6817354
Not enough.
>Kisses more.
>>6817284
No, but now you are. So congrats
>>6817309
So let me get this straight. You use puns to make people happy, but most of the time you just annoy or offend them. So not only are you failing, you are also shooting yourself in the foot.
>>6817315
What, the business of being a loser? Whoa business must be booming for you. Nice of you to speak for the crowd, but you should just to watching out for yourself, your body would really appreciate it. There is only so many times I can send you the ER before you do something permanently stupid. Unfortunately for you, that's life~.
>>6817346
>kicks the box into the river
Rogue one was good.
It was weeping.
It told me something. I will never forget what it said.
March 23rd.
>>6817365
>drunkenly complies, before eventually breaking away again
>>6817354
No. You stink of booze.
>backs away
I love you, my son. But I will never forget the betrayal of your kind.
It was just a jumble of random noises... but I knew what it said.
>>6817371
Yep! They're annoyed, but it grows on them. Like, I dunno... That one puppy that you were given that's a bit annoying at first, but you come to love.
I don't know how to explain it, but it's like some sort of reverse psychology thing. You'd have to see it in action to understand.
>>6817382
I am laughing my ass off cause I am at the part where the empire's star destroyer ship goes offline.
It has forsaken us. Prepare, my friends. The apocalypse is coming. It is coming soon.
>>6817427
Why are you spoilin? I was gonna go see that shit tomorrow
>>6817371
Well, I sure wasn't.
>>6817430
Bout damn time.
>>6817404
>steps forward
We can wash up lyna~
>>6817403
>Uses this to my advantage and gropes.
>>6817434
I didn't tell you what happens to it. It's really funny actually.
>>6817441
You wash up. I showered 10 minutes ago.
>>6817371
Speak for the crowd, yes! Because they'll just hop in the band wagon and wack that crummy face of yours like there's no tomorrow 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed; for just a meagerly price of one-dollar. Because your face isn't worth free to spare, from a barrage of punches.
Everybody win! Yippee! and with that money, I'll raise you a trust fund settling your funeral.
Because I'm that kind of guy who gives back for the needy!
>>6817427
Yeah, it's pretty funny. Honestly, for a spin off it was probably on par with the original trilogy.
>>6817444
>moans and punches her in the face
No!
>>6817447
But it'l be fun~
>holds onto her hands
pleaseee lynaa.
>It's an Aussa posts winscreens episode
>>6817471
Holy shit, seriously! you reek of booze!
>Tries to pull my hands away
>>6817473
Kek
>>6817425
You know...you remind me of someone who acts just like you, except he's an adult so it's sad.
>>6817436
You sure? Seemed to me you were showing off.
>>6817453
Aren't you a dreamer? To bad most dreams are meant to be crushed. Might as well consider suicide, least you'll succeed in doing something for once. And hey, that's one less person wasting oxygen so in turn you are saving the planet. Good for you.
Would you like to play a game?
I call it rape.
>>6817488
That old game? Bruh the sequel called struggle snuggle is 10x better.
>>6817486
I'm cocky, but I don't show off stuff that's not mine.
>>6817457
That vader scene is the best.
>>6817471
That's mean!
>>6817486
You've met my dad? He's a cool guy, isn't he? I just like making jokes so everyone has a good time, so the guy you're talking about must be a nice person.
>>6817496
THE CLASSICS ARE THE BEST FAGGOT!
STICKS AND STONE MAY BREAK YOUR BONES BUT NOW YOU HAVE BROKEN BONES
>>6817501
Parsee. Your NFL team sucks.
>a drunken sailor stumbles into view, half empty bottle in one hand, mumbling to no one in particular
Why are the women taking advantage of themselves? I thought...
>Bleary stumbling
I thought that was our dhuty.
>>6817511
B-but they are the best!
>>6817513
>Throws you a bottle of rum.
>>6817513?
Where's the rum gone
>>6817513
The invincible Captain Jack!
>>6817513
I guess they're in HEAT! I hope it's not making you p-irate or anything, it's only gonna be a one-time occurrence.
Maybe.
>>6817513
>Pulls out a gun
You're a dead man, Captain Jack Sparrow
>>6817501
Yeah it was pretty good.
>>6817513
That's one Jacked Sparrow.
>>6817479
>she falls onto you, blushing and giggiling, turning her head away so its not as bad.
Sorry. You're so warm~
>>6817513
How should I know? That girl is just crazy.
>>6817500
Fair point. Seems like you've hit a recent drought, non? Or am I just not here enough?
>>6817504
Nah, a manchild who calls himself the entire United States of America. Stupid right? Anyways he's like super old and makes jokes that are worse than yours. A little of that guy goes a long way.
>>6817540
STAHP
FUCKING STOP IT WITH THE LESBIAN RP
>>6817486
I'm a realist, not a fool bent on dreams. But if you've sticking to that then I might as well! I'll be giving back to the planet and you'll be some dead beat dying elsewhere, not in this planet. It's another win for me considering the amount of times I've seen you died in my dreams, it's a note worth taking for having a successful business.
>>6817540
You're lucky i'm not a complete asshole or i'd drop you.
>>6817573
Thank you~
>she starts getting tired, resting on lyna.
>>6817557
...He calls himself the United States? He doesn't sound too bad from that description of yours. I mean, sure, he might make jokes like mine, but he still sounds like an alright guy.
He might be old, but he sounds nice. I'd have to see him for myself.
>>6817587
oh...ok..I guess i'm just going to stand here holding you up?...
>>6817576
The blade will split the bullet in 2 so ou have 2 bullets, genius design
>>6817557
Actually? I just haven't been that active. Hehehe, how many do you got total?
>>6817601
>bullet fired from the blade and not the butt of the handle