Hunger Games
>>6714375
I'm tellink you I'm not slimy! I'm not even workink right now so I don't have to make you anythink ~de geso!
>>6714383
Again, what are you talkink about? I'm a squid through and through ~de geso.
>>6714417 (Raditz)
IhaveanamebutI'mtooscaredtogiveyouitandhaveasmuchasyoulikedudeIhaveenoughtofeedtheVaticanCity!
>He throws the man another ten burgers, knowing that he's gotta work on not doing that.
>>6714433
>pets torpedo tits
>>6714419
Does that mean I could finally run away from my problems?
>>6714395 (Baki)
>Exactly, especially characters that don't have a cannon personality, like literally all vocaloids..
I know what you mean, but if he died he's not protecting you anymore right?
>>6714407 (Bikko)
... You know, when you tell someone not to do something it makes them want to do that.
>>6714418 (Ehmerica)
>It was a very sudden use of it when it happened.
>What's best for everybody doesn't exist though, someone always it left out.
>>6714453
That's truly a shame. If this is all you were planning on doing then you can leave. I do not want others thinking I'm weird all because I'm talking to you.
>>6714357
>despite putting up a fight over the gold, Otto takes it and stuffs it into a leather sack he has around his waist
I'll remember this, sir. if there's anything you need me to do I'll try my best to help you. I excel with animals too, so if you need someone to communicate with one then I'm your man.
>>6714400
With all due respect sir, I think you're wrong. Imagine wearing that crystal around your neck, or placing it somewhere around your home. It would make your entire person or house light up with an extreme amount of beauty, and if there's anything you could use it's less manliness and more beauty.
>>6714417
Th-that won't be necessary, sir!
>he takes out a little black book that resembles a bible with weird wording on the front of it
This is what I'm taking about, so please don't kill me.
>>6713446
>the people I kept confusing for each other were actually the same person
Subconsciously I guess you could say I already knew.
>>6714400 (Alexander)
That sounds...awesoooome! I dunno what beer is, but videogames and food?! Sign me up!
>>6714477
You call me a 'great beink' and now you're sayink you don't want to talk to me? You're pretty weird even for a human ~de geso.
>>6714473
>She knows Kaito in and out. That's a weird sentence to say, considering Japan's a pervert and all...
>What's best for the majority. He knows his limits, but he can't help but wish he was better at times. A few remarks made him think that.
>>6714477
I tend to be good friends with every animal for some reason, so I don't think I'll need much assistance with that particular area there.
>He smiles, knowing that he finally helped someone in a bad situation out. The little things make him happy at times.
I'll be sure to keep that in mind, dude. I've just got a good knack for helping people out even if they don't want it.
>>6714423
Firearms. How crude.
>>6714464
>And they join the pile next to him in a flash, as the Saiyan laughs.
Good, good! You might just be of some use, after all!
>>6714477
....
>He now looks very annoyed.
You meant to stop me with PAPER?
>>6714544
>Kaito x Japan when? I think that would be a one sided relationship though.
>Help the best, fuck the rest?
>>6714469
Well if that means you run away you won't get an augmentation.
>>6714581
I meant after.
>>6714556
>He sighs, realising he was taken advantage of once again. Then again, he could just roll with it...
...I know I will, I'm the hero. Call me if you need any food, I'm like a delivery man!
>>6714571
>Japan would go full yandere whenever she sees Kaito talking to others, I bet. Like Belarus but not really. He'd be fighting a few others for her, though.
>If "the best" means "everyone he can", then yes. He's a good man, just a bit insensitive. Adorkable.
>>6714473
>Don't have a canon personality.
>Which is why I've avoided to use some characters, it's either because they lack personality (Skullomania) or the source is so fucking obscure there's not enough art (Shenlong).
Motobe-san is protecting me, my brother, dad, my doctor, his student-- the whole damn crew from being annihilated from a rogue Samurai. Because he knows we're thrill seeking bastards willing to challenge him at the cost of our own live to end our means of boredom.
>>6714601
What's your discord?
>>6714532
It's a sales tactic. What you want to do is flatter the person as much as possible to ensure they buy whatever it is you're selling. I figured I would try this approach this time instead of relying on the general to have interest.
>>6714544
As I can see. If only I was as important as you are. I would love to be someone with a fancy title and a role that matters to others.
Don't get me wrong, being a merchant is important, but the sound of Ambassador Suwen sounds pleasant.
>>6714556
>he flips through the book only to stop at a random page
Your next line will be "This goes far beyond an insult!" followed by you stealing this book and--
>he stuffs the coat back into weird pocket he keeps on his waist
N-Never mind! I'm closed for tonight!
>>6714629
Well I'm already used to beink called great and amazink so it wasn't anythink new. I bet you don't even have anythink I'm inkterested in anyways ~de geso.
>>6714477
WAHAHAHAHAHA! You're doing your best to sell me this, which is something I commend you for! But you see, I'm a King, my mere prescence shines brigther than the most sparkling of gemstones! I have no real use for this crystal, but because I like you I might just buy it! What's the price?
>>6714526
You don't? Then this si your lucky night. Wait right here.
>Carrying a fuck huge barrel of whine
Get ready!
>>6714611
Hero? A hero of what, cowards?
>>6714629
A book of witty remarks. Really?
>>6714641
Of course I have something you're interested in! A merchant never comes into contact with another being without having something for them that they want!
Erm...what is it that you like?
>>6714642
HIIII!
>Otto bows before the king
I'm sorry! I had no idea you were a king! Please, keep the gem and use it for your own personal gain! Take anything you want, just don't take my life!
>>6714629
Everyone's as important as I am, dude. I'm just an average citizen with a lot of responsibilities. To some people, you could be the most important person ever!
...Ambassador Suwen, huh? I'll give you this, it actually does sound like a legit ambassador name. I'm thinking Sweden.
>>6714644
Just because I was scared by your power doesn't mean I'm a coward, dude. I just needed the right mindset and I wouldn't even flinch!
The hero of the United States of America, that's what I am!
>>6714628
Never had one. I just wait in silence on steam.
>>6714642
...Is that beer?
>>6714672
Y-You're never on when I want to talk to you :c
>>6714672
>steam
Sweetie, it's not 2013 anymore.
>>6714682
I'm on during dead hours mostly.
>>6714668
If you're really that good at sellink things then I won't even have to tell you ~de geso.
>>6714692
IT'S 2016
>>6714701
It's what?
STOP
>>6714717
IT'S TWENTY SIXTEEN
>>6714611
>.. I wouldn't exactly mind that treatment myself, but Kaito is pretty much for tsuns.
>Adorkable? Jesus man, what are you? My girlfriend? But I know what you mean, I mean.. I live in America after all, we know each other.
>>6714615
>Honestly the thing I've done is take away from all the fan stuff, if you follow it some common traits pop up and go from there.
But.. I feel like you're going to end up fighting him anyway right?
>>6714692
And why would I choose to go somewhere where I felt even more alienated? Steam is just the quite comfy place I prefer. If people wish to talk to me then they can put forth the effort to atleast say hi.
>>6714644
Those aren't the words they contain, but it makes me happy to know you think I'm witty.
This book is what's called the Gospel. If it's in control of the right person it tells them the atrocities of the future.
>>6714670
Ah, my bad, I've never introduced myself, have I? My name's Otto Suwen, and I'm a merchant from the kingdom of Lugnica, but I believe you already know that much about me.
>>6714698
You're more trouble than you're worth...
>Otto hops into the back of the wagon, rooting through whatever he has in the back in hopes of finding something suitable for the customer
Are you sure you don't want to tell me something about you before I bring random things out?
>>6714738
People want to talk to you, it's you that thinks you're not worth talking to, not them.
Hi.
>>6714745
Hello. I went to discord once and gave my greetings. Discord doesn't feel like a place that suits someone who just prefers to be quiet and watch other
>>6714670
Do you really think I'm supposed to care about such a claim?
>>6714744
>He only begins to laugh. And laugh.
>>6714764
>Anonymous is now Offline
>>6714784
I don't follow you.
>>6714744
Not a chance! Bring on the stuff ~de geso!
>>6714764
I want to put a baby in you
>>6714733
>Shit, it's melting my heart just thinking about it. Imagine Japan suddenly getting shy when around Kaito and then firey when someone tries to hit on him.
>N-No. I just spend too much time on TV Tropes. I wonder how many Americans groaned when they saw Alfred.
>>6714744
Don't worry 'bout it. Otto? What a simple name. It must be one of many other simple names back at your place, I bet.
I may as well return it. I'm Alfred Jones. I've got a lot of titles, but I think my name will suffice for now.
>>6714782
You cared enough to talk about it, so... Yeah, kind of.
>And this was the second point where Alfred just wanted to slap himself silly for being an idiot.
>tfw want to add Hunter to Steam
>tfw don't know what to say
>>6714816
You're a real piece of work, you know that?
>>6714822
Talk to him about lolis and he'll melt in your hand.
>>6714822
Just say hi
>>6714678
The last of my wine! I just remembered I drank all of it a few days ago so You'd start with the best!
>The barrel descends next to Asgore
I'd drink with you right about now, but I must leave for now. Taste it and tell me what you think in our next audience!
>Flying horse goooooo
>>6714668
Huuh? Ahahahaha! Now, stand up boy! If I'm going to take your belongings I'd accept them as tribute first rather than just taking them away like a villianous tyrant.
>Hops on his horse
But I'll keep this crystal as the only proof our encounter happened! Let us meet another day, young merchant!
>And he's gone.
>>6714816
>What would America do then? And what's up with all these Kaito pairings?! Is he really that shipable?
>I don't know, but having your entire country personified in one person sounds pretty insulting either way.
>>6714822
Tell him he's a shit in meme language, it works for me.
>>6714793
We were not made to be followers, brother.
[Muffled wort wort wort in the distance]
Have a good day.
I'm going to go masturbate to squidgirl porn now.
>>6714733
>You're right. Head Canons seem inevitable, when your source is a 20-year old mediocre spin off series of Street Fighter.
...would it be an outstanding revelation if I said otherwise, because I'll end up fighting him eventually. It was hard to emulate his tactics during training.
>>6714852
Callate baboso
>>6714832
Hunter is not Kamina, anon.
>>6714782
...Are you finished laughing? It's a very real thing. I would show you, but I'm afraid the words won't make any sense to you, if you can see them that is.
>>6714794
>Otto brings out a box filled with explosive rocks, a wooden staff, weirdly shaped cape, a burger and a mystery box
Please look through these, but if you damage anything you'll be forced to buy it.
>>6714816
I wouldn't say they're all simple. Rem and Ram...are pretty simple. Felix is...uhm...Oh, I know! There's a man named Subaru where I'm from! His name is really weird.
>>6714841
>Otto exhales after the man leaves
Phew, that was too close. I could feel my execution happening before my very eyes.
>>6714822
Say you'll go raiding with him in Destiny.
Instant reply :^)
>>6714878
>She doesn't even consider the previous options and immediately looks at the box.
What's the deal with this ~de geso?
Aren't you supposed to open this so I know what's inkside ~de geso?
>>6714871
Make me.
>>6714865
>What is this shit? Kaito doesn't stand a chance! But goddamn, you really forget how freakishly tall Kaito actually is.
>But it's that old? God.. I imagine it's harder since it was around in the time before good internet.
I know you though, it sounds like you'll pull through some how, isn't that how it is for you? You seem resourceful.
>>6714891
>Otto hesitantly cracks open the box with his bare hands, revealing dozens of frozen small crustacean with an elongated body. He closes it almost as soon as he opened it
I'm hopeless...truly hopeless. The only thing you were interested in, and I had to blow it on whatever these creepy things are.
>>6714894
>makes you
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>>6714933
>!
Wait, wait! Open that one back up again ~de geso!
>>6714829
I am? I mean, um, tell me something I DON'T know! That's the thing I should say in this kind of situation, yeah!
>>6714846
>He'd be jealous and start spending more time with Sakura. Hey, you're the one who brought it up, not me. I guess it's because Kaito's like a "blank slate", y'know what I'm saying?
>Sheesh, you're telling us. South Korea really didn't like it when they heard about Korea's personification. Look it up, it's... It's something.
>>6714878
They sound like pretty simple names to me, to tell the truth. I actually know a guy named "Feliks", to be honest! What a coincidence!
Oh, him? He's a pretty cool guy, to tell the truth. He's like me but... I dunno, more... Comedic, if that's even possible. I like him!
>>6714937
H-Holy shit man, that hurts right in the kokoro
I'll just go and fap to some dank Kirigiri lewds before sleep. Good bed.
>>6714878
HAHAHA, HEHEHAHA...!
>>6714948
I can't really tell if you're a coward or not!
>>6714965
Buenas noches wey
>>6714948
>I know what you mean, but it's not like I'm trying to do that, other than being a big brother and a singer.
>I can imagine, that country is just crazy, not the personification but the actual country.
>>6714943
Why, so you can make fun of me for bringing these ridiculous things out? I already know I'm pitiful, but you rubbing it in is very distasteful.
>he starts packing everything back into the wagon
It's hopeless. You guys are hard to please with the things I find around Lugnica.
>>6714948
Is he also a cat boy? It seems most things that are named Felix are cats. Just the other day I saw a weird drawing of a cat who's name was apparently Felix. It must be an animal thing.
He's definitely eccentric, and a little...rash. I don't understand him most of the time, but he means no harm.
>>6714983
Are you alright sir? I think you're delirious. You might want to lay down and sleep.
>>6715019
No! I want to buy it ~de geso!
>She reaches into her pocket and waves a handful of bills in the air.
I'll buy it! I want the box ~de geso!
>>6715039
>Otto sees the bills the squid girl is waving around furiously
You plan on tricking me too? Save it, because I'm not buying your little trick.
>he takes the box back out and puts it in front of her
Take it for free. Nobody will want whatever that is. I don't even know how I got it either, so count it was you taking away garbage from me.
>>6714983
Well...
>A genius idea clicks into his head, to do exactly what he's been doing the whole time; play dumb.
It looks like you'll never know! I've got a good thing going here, y'know!
>>6715012
>Shush, I'm not trying to insult Kaito or nothing. He's just a little bit... I dunno, blank at times, no offence. He's a good boy.
>I've heard a lot about South Korea recently. It all just seems like... A joke, I guess. I can't even understand it even when it's summed up in a sentence.
>>6715019
I mean, he dresses up as one at times, but he's still a human regardless. Yeah, it seems like many cats are named Felix for some reason. Huh...
It's the truth, he's eccentric. But he's a good man at heart! He reminds me of myself but a bit smaller and more hopeful, somehow.
Tfw no one is hosting hunger games
>>6715072
You'll give it to me for free ~de gesoooo!??!
>Her tentacles spring into action and wrap around the box tightly.
Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou ~de geso!!
>Happily nuzzles the box against her face.
>>6714919
>MUGEN. Finding Kaito was hard to come by, literally had to click page 4 of Google. So far the characters are equal in terms of brutal A.I, but Baki has that "resourcefulness" that always keeps him on the edge every battle.
Yup! I'll pull through with a technique he'll counter, rinse n' repeat until he's done. Depends on what'll whiff out.
Tfw /trash/fags
>>6715080
>I mean, I guess I could make him have his other trait and make him a pervert.
>It's pretty serious though, at least if you live in America, I predict a short one-sided war though.
>Also cozy gifs.
>>6715110
>Kaito'd make Japan proud if he did that. Both of them.
>I don't live in America, though :^)
>It all seems serious, but it just seems really, really bad since this was the place where Gangnam Style came out. It's like a mood whiplash, you know?
>>6715080
>His tone suddenly turns threatening, as he stands up.
Don't get snippy with me, boy!
>>6715033
I don't believe in things like that book.
Hello, HG. I'm here to offer you a chance to join the strongest underground organization in the world! Yes you can become my underling in the "Blizzard Group"! Any takers?
>>6715080
More hopeful is a bit of an understatement. Don't get me wrong, you're an energetic and positive fellow, but there's something about Subaru that makes him different. The look of despair on his face says a lot, but the words that come out of his mouth don't really reflect that despairful look.
>>6715092
There's something wonderful about this, but what's being praised and the being doing the praising makes it so it's...disgusting.
>>6715088
Sorry, but I don't have any hosts I could sell you.
>>6715100
>Apparently there's a couple of him, his moves don't make sense either really, but with the non existing cannon I can understand. But are all AI on mugen like that fucked? It seems like it.
You'll be bruised and battered afterwards ya'know, but you'll heal right? Plus, you like scars as well.
>>6715133
>But as you say, Kaito's a good boy.. Plus I dunno how I'd do that.
>I know you don't, damn foreigner.
>You don't need to go all art student on me ya'know.
>Kaito
>>6715151
>Factions
>>>/Crazy88/
>>>/Team Moo/
>>>/Ultimate Despair/
>>6715151
I'm not joinink anythink like that ~de geso.
>>6715155
Don't you call this disgustink! Shrimp is one of the greatest things in the world ~de geso!
>She opens the box and stares greedily at its contents.
I can't wait to cook these up ~de geso...
>>6715165
Fuck off mate, she's got a right to do as she pleases.
>>6715151
Aussa, America and Kaito are on constantly. Start with them.
>>6715151
Sorry hun, I already have Lord Ainz as a leader.
>Kaito just shrugs.
>>6715088
I would but I'm too tired.
>>6715151
I am underling to NOONE any longer!
>>6715165
Those sound like horrible faction names. Why would I want to join any of those when I'm already leading my own?
>>6715173
We're simply cornering the hero market to overtake the hero association completely. I figured someone into domination like yourself would be interested.
>>6715179
If you want we can..take care of her for you~
>>6715178
Please show me the way to the other two if you don't mind.
>>6715205
Don't you want to be part of the strongest hero gang in the underground?
>>6715138
>Although he shrinks a bit, the fierceness in him remains as he tries to play dumber.
I mean, sure, since you asked nicely, I'll try not to be so snippy next time! The hero always improves, after all.
>>6715151
It all depends, miss. What exactly does this group do? I can't just accept without knowing the whole story.
>>6715155
I guess the most cheerful people hurt the most, which is why he always looks cheerful but doesn't mean it. I kinda feel him there, to tell you the truth, but I think he'll eventually truly be cheerful. It's hard to explain what I mean, so I'm sorry if I'm rambling.
>>6715159
>All you have to do is... I don't know, it'd just get annoying after a while. Ditch the whole concept!
>Kaore au e mārama.
>I'm a creative person at heart, I just wish I could use that for something useful.
>>6715216
>Worried look.
Why do you know anythink about me ~de geso...?
>>6715138
It may be hard to digest at first, but I promise you it works! It it weren't for this thing I wouldn't have known how much trouble you've caused!
>>6715173
Shrimp...?
You actually eat those!?
>Otto hunches over to the side and throws up from the thought of eating shrimp
>>6715191
>>6715155
>mfw
>>6715239
Why wouldn't I ~de geso!?
>She pulls up a hand and starts counting on her fingers as she lists some things out.
It's great boiled, fried, breaded, with rice, with sauce... Nothink beats shrimp!! ~de geso!!
I bet you just haven't tried it before. I pity you, human ~de geso.
>>6715245
I'll host later, promise.
>>6714841
Nighty night!
>Smolgore stares at the barrel.
...Uh-huh.
>Smolgore notices a tap on the side of the barrel. Grabbing a plastic cup, he fills it up and takes a drink.
...Bleah! That's disgustin'!
...
>Smolgore takes another sip.
>And another.
>And another.
>>6715232
I have tons of connections running through this place already.
>laughs softly
>>6715218
We're going to recruit more and more heroes until we completely overtake that damn hero association.
>>6715216
Her? Lord Ainz is a guy.. Well a skeleton, a big cool one.
>>6715218
>Haha, that's what I figured...
>W-What now? I don't speak foreign!
>Eh, I used to code websites, but that was only for a year or two in high school, it's pretty fun when you can't draw.
>Kaito
>>6715159
>It's either retard strength, retardingly brutal, or obnoxiously retarded. Baki's moves sort of make sense, his supers are freaking fast and heavy.
>>6715151
"Strongest underground organization in the world!" - you say? Been there, done that. Anything else?
>>6715272
...Hmpf! Well if you know so much about me then you already know how great I am and that I don't need any help ~de geso!
>>6715265
Thank you.
Maybe I'll test run season 1 of TCTCG
>>6715218
I can't say I know what you mean. I've had it rough, but I've acted normal I guess? I wouldn't know. I act like a person despite everything that happens.
>>6715245
Please understand that they're hard to come by! It's very rare for any merchant to have a host ready to be sold!
>>6715264
>he lifts his head up with puke covering his mouth
I had no clue what these little guys are. I've never seen them before, and they don't look tasty at all. You cannot blame me for being a little skeptical towards the unknown.
>>6715216
Does it LOOK like I care about that, Earthling?
>>6715218
You can start by not giving yourself that foolish title.
>>6715239
Trouble? Oh, do tell.
>>6715245
I could host on my laptop but I don't know the autocropper program or the the hotlink fix.
>>6715280
here's the twist though. we're all Heroes instead of criminals. Ain't that a kick?
>>6715274
Tell me where to find him. I'll recruit him and make him my underling.
>>6715281
Tch! it's you're loss.
>>6715304
I figured you were some sort of amateur hero. Especially with that getup.
>>6715292
Well you were nice enough to give me shrimp for free, so... I wouldn't mind lettink you have one when they're done. You'll get to taste how good shrimp is when it's made my a really good cook like me ~de geso!
>>6715309
My loss? My Inkvasion Club is better than your club anyways ~de geso.
>>6715280
>Fast and heavy, hehe..
>But I used to watch Saltybet, if you know what that is, for like a year or two, shits crazy.
>>6715309
Huh? I doubt that'd happen, but I couldn't tell you, he just shows up occasionally. He's a really busy guy.
But why? I wouldn't say that I'm a valuable asset..
>Kaito
>>6715309
I am a PROUD SAIYAN WARRIOR! And you'll do well not to mock me, girl!
>>6715272
Then you've come to the right guy! I oh-so-happen to be a hero, so perhaps I could lend a hand or two if you need it! You'll see great things with me on your side, I swear it!
>>6715274
>We have to be creative. We can't have Kaito going all thristy, now.
>He reo Māori tōu?
>Honestly, I have more of a passion for writing than anything else. Not drawing, just writing stuff it fun.
>>6715292
I'm just saying that, no matter what, he kept his head held high despite everything he went through. I guess that's what you said but just worded differently, but my point still stands, y'know?
>>6715304
What, "Hero"? You're asking me too much, man, that's just simply impossible to do. Maybe something more easy, eh?
>>6715304
I thought you didn't believe in that kind of thing? There's no point in letting you know what I know if you're going to be mean about not believing me.
>>6715324
You don't put oil on them, do you...? Some girl tried doing that before, and it looked disgusting.
>>6715336
I guess I know what you mean. Still, he's a weird man. With those close, that name, and that personality he has it makes me wonder if he's some kind of alien.
>>6715336
>Implying he isn't already, but it could definitely be worse.
>Stop it! I accept that as an American I have no second language, so stop making the superior American feel ignorant.
>Kaito x everyone fanfics when? Do it.
>Kaito
>>6715336
You made the right choice! Now let's go crush that terror tornado!
>>6715333
I'm a powerful enough esper to know that I don't need to worry about you in the slightest
>>6715330
Fair enough. I'm patient enough to wait. Would you mind fetching me some coffee while I wait for your master?
>>6715351
There's so many ways to eat shrimp I can't even count it with my tentacles ~de geso!
>She raises all of her tentacles to put emphasis on her point.
It really is the greatest food there is ~de geso.
>>6715336
No.
>He takes a step closer.
>>6715378
>He reaches up and turns on his scouter to get a reading on the woman.
You don't know the first thing about me!
>>6715351
If you want me to believe you, prove it.
>>6715378
...
>He sighs and shrugs, then puts on a smile.
Alright then hun, just one second..
>He turns to leave mumbling.
Glad I put some coffee on earlier..
>>6715330
>I haven't seen Saltybet much, I'd view it sporadically but that was long ago.
>Real chill hours when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp5_hLNuBuM
>>6715389
That's a claim I hope you can back up. By the looks of it you'll have quite the job making these things look edible and not creepy, but if you can then I'll fully agree that shrimp is the best food ever.
>>6715401
>Otto takes out the book and hands it over to him
Check it out for yourself. Maybe you'll be able to understand it after all, but I don't think my telling you it will make you believe me.
>>6715351
He's almost like... I dunno. He's almost like some sort of comedic hero of some sort. I doubt he's an alien, just a foreigner with different values to you and I.
>>6715372
>All he is is a blank slate, man. All you need to do is give him a small bit of a personality and he'll be right. I know he's a robot, but still.
>Turituri! Kore rawa e rawaka te reo kotahi!
>I don't know if I'd get the characterisation down, though.
>>6715378
DURUFU~! I always make the right choice, I'm America! Believe me when I say you're gonna see great things, seriously--
...Who are we crushing, again?
>>6715401
>America's going to regret whatever few words he says next, so he better make them count.
Then I'm afraid I can't comply with your demands, dude. I'm a simple man.
This kind of embarrassing to ask but...how do you deal with constant nightmares?
>>6715440
Convince yourself it was just a dream.
>>6715440
Remember a time when you didn't have constant nightmares and stick to that.
>>6715440
Get more rest, or tire yourself out before each rest.
>>6715440
You don't.
>>6715429
Oh, no. I want to hear YOUR words. This book contains my history? It's not common knowledge to your kind.
>>6715440
I don't have them.
>>6715433
And it's a simpler request. You have a name. Use IT instead.
>>6715440
It's simple! All you gotta do is understand that they're not real, and they're never going to happen. That's one solution.
Another good solution is to think about the good things in life and keep thinking of those. The nightmares will just fade away like magic.
>>6715429
You bet your beak I can! But I'm goink to go enjoy these shrimp now ~de geso.
>>6715420
>Well, it's night so.. Chill hours now.
>>6715433
>I have been giving him personality though, that's why I have folders of him in his different outfits and characters. I have four so far.
>Jerk, I'll have papa trump bomb you, haha.
>Don't worry, they're one offs so that doesn't matter!
>>6715440
>Think of Kaito, then report back tomorrow so I can screen cap another Kaito dream, that's always fun.
>Kaito
>>6715433
He could be! For all we know he's some sort of Alien that's trying to destroy us all with his weird notions!
>>6715440
I live through them like everyone else.
>>6715463
Not history sir, but the future! I have no clue who you are, but this book tells me what you can do if we keep treading this timeline we're in right now.
>>6715472
That's fine. Eat as much as your heart desires, but don't do it near me. It's disturbing to see.
>>6715440
Prazosin has some use in treating nightmares for PTSD (actual PTSD not internet PTSD).
Might be worth some research and talking to your doc if the nightmares are really bad.
tfw no gunslinger to bring order to HG
>>6715482
I can bring order.
An order of fine wine! That'll be 100 gold!
>>6715482
It's not high noon yet.
>>6715482
I reckon it'll take a whole lot more than one man with a gun to do something like that.
>>6715482
Howdy partner.
>>6715463
Can I use both and alternate between them? "Alfred" doesn't have the same effect as "Hero", even you have to admit.
>>6715475
>But those are costumes, getting into the roles he plays. Does Kaito ever feel regret when playing a certain role? I'd suggest focusing on those small details to make him interesting.
>Arohaina mai? Kaore au e mārama.
>Name a character and I'll try it out. I don't know how I'll give it to you since I don't want to make it a copypasta, but I'll try it. For my sake, please don't pick a Touhou character. I barely know anything about it.
>>6715478
He could be, but then he'd just still be the same, silly Subaru he always is. Would you take him seriously if he said he was going to destroy us all? I kinda would, but it's not the same.
>>6715503
>puts a snake in your boot
>>6715513
>>6715449
>>6715451
>>6715453
It's I keep having the same dream of a traumatic experience. I can't really sleep or concentrate.
>>6715455
So I'm just doomed to suffer?
>>6715463
Everyone has at least one in their lives.
>>6715465
But they were real Alfred. I keep reliving my past every night...alone and scared.
>>6715475
I don't know too much about Kaito...so I don't think that will work.
>>6715478
I dont think you understand what kind of nightmares I'm having.
>>6715480
I'm a little hesitant to go to straight to pills...
>>6715520
Find someone to love. They'll help you out.
>>6715482
>>6715507
You don't get it! He's a little green man who's name is most likely Allen! Allen the Alien! I've heard of those things while I was here, and their personalities match up there with Subaru's!
>>6715513
It may be to you, but there's a use in finding out what atrocities happen in the future. It's up to me to do what I can to steer it far away from what this little book claims will happen.
>>6715520
One's where you get beaten up, I know. It happens to me all the time, but you have to keep moving forward despite it.
Real Chill hours.
Post chill tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4exO0cX20h0
>>6715524
>tfw I was literally just thinking about this character
>>6715537
https://youtu.be/tKi9Z-f6qX4
>>6715537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13WAhlE02ew
>>6715537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpUVnyKvrWI
>>6715520
Never a recurring one. It must be a human weakness.
>>6715527
Haha! And let me guess, you rely on this little trinket instead of developing your power?
>>6715513
True, true. "Hero" is MUCH less irritating than Alfred, it just makes you wanna punch the guy that has that name.
What about "America"?
>>6715520
O-Oh. Well... Just think about how far you've come from those days. I mean, even if it is sad, that means you won't ever have to go through it again, right?
>>6715527
Allen? Oh, I know someone named Allen! He's violent. I doubt Subaru's like that. And Subaru may be eccentric, but I really doubt that he'll actually be an alien! That's just silly!
>>6715537
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q9uVjmwCFv4
>The lyrics are darker than you'd expect.
>>6715537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MzPbuHXVYE
>>6715507
>Well, I've had him break character before to apologize..
>What are you saying Dammit?!
>Hmm... I pick.. Oh, you shouldn't have put that in my head, but uh.. The mayor's daughter from FLCL, let's get nonsense with this.
>>6715510
>I don't want to commit to that!
>>6715520
>Aww.. I wanted another funny dream.
>Kaito
>>6713344
http://m.imgur.com/a/jSLh6
It ain't done yet, but fuck it.
>>6715545
>>6715537
https://youtu.be/tIdIqbv7SPo
>>6715554
My blessing is at it's peak as it is. There's no point in trying to tame it when I've been doing that all my life.
As for the earth powers, I'd prefer not to use them. They could possibly kill someone.
>>6715556
Never doubt the impossible. A guy that weird that seemingly came out of nowhere is bound to have some dark secrets...
>>6715576
>Pats on the head.
>>6715576
>no Velvet Crowe
I can't fap to this.
>>6715563
>That's a good start! It makes him feel less of an actor and more of a person, even if he is a robot.
>Turituri! Kaore au e mārama.
>I know Kaito likes Rika, but Alfred would probably flip a table if he were to read it, so... Who's that? The mayor's daughter from...?
>>6715604
Just like me! Expect the unexpected. He could be an alien, but I doubt that it's the truth. All we need is some evidence to make this claim hold water.
>>6715604
Isn't that the POINT of battle?
>>6715556
Hmpf. That'll do just fine.
>>6715551
Not shit taste/10
pretty song
>>6715576
That's very nice. I didn't know you edited images like that.
>>6715605
>Slowly but surely... I will get this done.
>>6715609
>Ehhhhhh... She going to be last or next to last. I'm currently working on someone else right now.
>>6715613
>Kaito's story is a pretty sad one though, I mean, it's cannon even pretty much.
>Hey! What are you saying! Speak English!
>H-Hey, no one's supposed to know that! Shut your face! But I was kidding about the fiction to be honest, I'd feel weird about it.
>>6715640
>I know, they look good. I believe in you.
>>6715620
Good, because it's one of the best names you could ever have. America. The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave. I already feel proud of myself.
>>6715640
Fiiiiiiine. I'll just beat off to Dragonslayer again until you get around to it.
>spats
fapfapfafpafpafapfapfapfapfapfapfap
>>6715576
Heeeeey, you're pretty good at editing. Sucks I only recognize 3-4 of those.
You're my third favorite literally who.
>>6715613
My claim is he's around my age, but despite that he had no idea how to read or write our language. He wears bizarre clothes that I've never seen before, and the way he speaks is a little queer.
>>6715620
You're not wrong. Fighting is all about putting the other person down, but what about a merchant screams "fighter" to you?
>>6715634
Thank you, but don't get used to this. I'm sure I'll disappoint you in the future.
>>6715658
....
What?
>>6715669
Fighting is a part of EVERYTHING!
>>6715683
No. lots of people leaving.
>>6715638
>When you're bored... you can be surprised what you can do. Especially with a phone. Just need to finish the cards, and arrange them, to fit in like a wall.
>>6715657
>Thanks.
>>6715667
>Thanks really. I just do it because I am bored, and hey... that's nice to know.
>>6715669
>I'll disappoint you in the future.
You do every day.
>pats
Hadn't heard Frou Frou in a minute. Thanks for the good memories, I love Imogen Heap.
>>6715482
But Order Sucks Anon!!
>>6715537
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FTKGUz9nKDc
>>6715693
What's that got to do with Kaito and America talking ooc? Also, finals.
>>6715701
SC6 when
>>6715693
I left yesterday.
>>6715680
Not everything. You don't have to beat someone just to get them to buy your things. That's what people get executed for.
>>6715700
Oh, I've heard them once! It was one of their famous ones! I think it's called Hide and Seek!
The music you have around here sure is odd. I've never heard of sounds quite like these before.
>>6715657
>I bet it is, but if you have to expand on those traits to make him more developed. I mean, well... I really don't know what the story even is.
>He reo Māori tōu? Kaore au e mārama.
>Ivan caught onto it faster than Kaito thought. I'm a somewhat good writer, but I don't know if I can write fiction based on this place.
>>6715669
However, you have to understand that he might be a foreigner. Where he's from, he could speak an entirely different tongue and even live differently! Cultural differences and all that.
>>6715680
What? What was going on? I was just caught up in my own thoughts for a second, I wasn't listening. Wassup?
>>6715683
>Yep. It depends what you mean by "shooting the shit", because it's been pretty normal so far. That's what I think, anyway.
>Good night.
>>6715683
>Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7KncmJj82s
>>6715724
Love you CC
>>6715722
one day anon, one day. once people get over the butthurt of V
>>6715537
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dcY--hm7rEU
>>6715733
Yeah, she's one of the two artists who did the Frou Frou stuff, does the vocals and some instruments iirc.
Here, allow me to play you the song of my people:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fzFHdT7xao
>>6715722
>wanting a SC after the balancing went out the window with SC5
Viola and Alpha were so broken it was disgusting
>>6715753
I-it was pretty lackluster bad though.
>>6715751
Captain Coons?
>>6715735
Am I supposed to know what that means?
>>6715733
Not among Saiyans! If you can't defend your take, it's not yours'.
>>6715749
>Night.
>>6715762
>Wanting the series to end on a sub-par game
kys
>>6715762
It had one crapper game, doesn't mean it deserves to die. Ok, two if you count the one on the wii as a game. Though you aren't wrong.
>>6715777
>FF8 fan
>knowing shit about good entries
topkek!
>>6715735
He said he was from the place you told me about, Juh-pan or whatever it was called.
Whatever that place is like it must have some troubles with the education system if Subaru is the product of their hard work.
>>6715761
...
What was that supposed to be? It sounds absolutely horrible!
>>6715775
I have no clue who these Say-ins are, so I don't have to worry about it. If they try anything on me I'll just have to use some of my magic.
>>6715749
Good night sir.
>>6715757
>Just talking with each other? Yes, we have. A lot of people missed talking to you, too.
>It's been a while since we had hours like this.
>>6715775
Know what what means, what I said before about America? I mean, kind of, it's common knowledge what America is.
>>6715522
I...I tried....I'm still alone.
>>6715527
Its more serious than that...
>>6715554
Oh you must be a alien... with a monkey tail?
>>6715556
But everynight i do go through it and it haunts me for the rest of the day.
>>6715563
It...really isnt funny. Just haunting.
>>6715797
You mean that? That's awful nice of you to say man. One last day of craziness and I'll be able to chill again.
>>6715790
>Agreed with you on the mediocrity
>Implying FFVIII means that much to me despite being the best one
>gives a condescending kissu
Thinking about this, I won't be taking entries live on the thread anymore I'll have entry threads up where people fill'em up over every week. There's gonna be three of four threads up for each of my codes and then Friday Night or some other weekend, I host 3 48 Man Games in a row, each time with a different code.
Like it or not, it's how I wanna do it. So welcome.
>>6715683
>Huh? No, not really, you caught us at a rare time, or at least me at a rare time.
>>6715735
>Want me to explain? It's pretty short, but I'll try.
>What did I do to deserve this gibberish?
>Well I don't expect anything to happen on that front to be honest, Kaito knows she's definitely not that type of person.
>>6715749
Goodnight Baki, have a pleasant rest.
>>6715811
>I-I didn't mean your nightmares..
>>6715537
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oIr5Eamemv8
>>6715837
Oh, you've been busy too? I shouldn't be surprised I guess.
>>6715836
I don't like it because the entries will all be the same and will fill up within a few minutes, much less a day.
>>6715777
The game did so poorly it made bandai hesitant on any chance for another one. But they did
They managed to make an even worse game then 5 AKA
>Soul Calibur Lost Swords.
That was the nail in the coffin for the franchise. Not 5.
>>6715811
I don't know much about love, but I know you'll find someone eventually. Just gotta stay positive about it, you know?
>>6715836
ok CC.
So whatsup
>>6715874
WAAZZZZZUUUUUPPPP?!
>>6715859
I haven't gone into specifics but I will be selective of the entries so it won't be spammed too hard. I'm taking 48 entries for each game, with todays standards that's going to be difficult without people spamming tributes.
>>6715870
>What did he mean by this?
>>6715874
Me. Still. I need to sleep
>>6715866
Such a good series of games that spanned the consoles.
F
>>6715866
Never played it.
Wasn't it just a rehash or something with only three characters and some kind of weird time-attack adventure mode? It seemed... like kind of a retarded thing to do.
I bet they'd be less hesitant if they hired some competent devs but apparently thats a rare thing to come by in the industry
>>6715796
Yeah, Japan. Subaru's the name of a Japanese car, did you know? A small tidbit of information you probably don't need!
Not as bad as the American education system... Honestly, from what I hear, Subaru might be a bit of a loner and antisocial, so that might explain a few things on why he does the things he does.
>>6715811
No, seeing it happen right in front of you. Although what it's based on is real, the thing that's going on isn't real, you know? When you see it, think about how far you've come since then.
>>6715815
>It's in my nature to be nice and polite, what can I say? It'll be over faster than you can think, man. You're gonna feel old when you look back on it.
>>6715837
>Try to summarise it in at least two sentences. Not like my posts, please.
>Kaore au e mārama.
>And if Alfred were to find out, he'd be disappointed. He'd advise you to keep going on with Paula instead of thinking about polygamy.
>>6715874
I'm bored. Could I kill you? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee?
>>6715879
Well, with that in mind, it looks like something I'd have to see in practice to truly judge. You seem to have a good idea of how it's going to work so I'll put faith in ya.
>>6715866
>Lost Swords.
>reminding me that fucking turd exists
>punches you in the kidney
RIP SC
>>6715895
I'll even allow teams, y'know? In units of 4, kind of like the /b/ games. It'll be fun. It's already been out into practice in forms of event games and team battle games, just on a weekly basis.
>>6715910
Jokes on you I'm voldo
>Bends bones and shimmies away
>>6715917
Good luck with it then. If it gets more games that's really all that matters.
>>6715797
Don't be foolish, this is only my second day here!
>>6715811
The term is SAIYAN. The most elite warrior race in the universe!
>>6715796
MY people!
>He jabs a thumb at himself.
And no mere 'magic' can stop us.
>>6715837
>>6715837
Then why are you talking to me?
>>6715867
I tried...I really did....I thought it was going to be Alfred, but....Im just back to being lost.
>>6715888
I can't Im too stuck in the moment... all those faces of people who died on my watch...I just want it to end...all of it.
>>6715920
Slippery bastard.
>>6715923
Of course, it's become more of a "Once in a while" thing than a "Constant Flow" thing.
Thanks for wishing me luck.
>>6715856
>No, I've been here, just not a lot of ooc until now.
>>6715888
>Two sentences..? Ugh, okay..
>So basically Kaito was a commercial failure when he was a prototype, along with Meiko though she wasn't a failure. And so Kaito stayed as a prototype for two long years, he's the last of V1 to release I believe, but the fan version of it was he was in this one place alone after Meiko left, just completely alone for two years, it's pretty fucked if you actually think about what that does to people.
>I'm done with your language!
>Honestly I don't know if she's good for Kaito either, I mean.. He does actually get jealous, but polygamy? Kaito would never! He's a good boy.
>>6715934
>Runs off crying.
>>6715932
You look awfully normal except with the tail thing.
>passes out on the table
>>6715934
Lost, huh? Tell me, what do we do when we're lost? Give up? No, we find our way home. First step is figuring out where you are, and you figure out where you are by first figuring out where you aren't.
Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
>>6715959
>Picks his pockets.
Sweet dreams~
>>6715959
>Steals wallet.
>>6715959
Yay! Now he can sleep forever!
>gets ready to decapitate him
>>6715932
But... Everybody knows what America is. Mostly everybody. Oh, you must not know what I'm referring to! You know what Earth is, right?
>>6715934
Garma. Listen to me, my man. The past is in the past, and focusing on it'll lead to nowhere. Although it's sad that they all died, why feel bad about it when you can go and honour their memory by keeping your head high and going strong in the face of the odds?
>>6715952
>I said two sentences, not one of my posts. It sounds sad, although I have heard a small bit sadder - as much as I'd like to explain more, this isn't about that.
>To make Kaito more of a developed character, maybe make it so he has some sort of fear of being alone since isolation is what he went through for two years. Headcanons are useful.
>He aha? He aha tēnei? Kaore au e mārama.
>Ship him with Japan. Boom! Problem solved! To make things easier for yourself, flip a coin to see what you should do. If you hope for a certain choice, then it's already solved for you.
>>6715959
G'night!
>>6715968
https://youtu.be/4GleH0qnMI8
>>6715952
Oh. I need to sleep. I want to talk more though. Good to see you.
>>6715934
Hey, apologies, but I overheard about your conundrum. I know a guy you might be interested in meeting. I'll have him sent a telegram and he should be able to make an appearance in the future.
>>6715888
I already do that, look back and feel old. I can't imagine actually being older. I have to go man, but I'd like to talk more like this in the future. I always kinda meant to, but it wasn't happening so I RPed as anon instead, which was always fun anyways.
>>6715953
>And the fact that he's like, seven feet tall.
Coincidences happen! It's only one of the most common looks in the galaxy.
>>6715993
Of course I do, you imbecile! Kakarot was supposed to exterminate this planet of you weaklings!
>>6716003
daily reminder to kill self, wiggins
I want to join the secret oldfag board
Smokin' weed right now lol
>>6716020
me to xD
>>6716014
Daily reminder that I don't understand why you're hostile and wish you would stop trying to find things to be mad about
>>6716022
OMG LOL
U listening to ludacris too?
>>6715959
>places a bag of candy in his pocket
>>6715959
>puts my dick in your mouth and takes a picture
>>6716028
omg dude how did u know LOL x)
>>6715993
>Sorry, I made a two year thing as short as I could.
>But I do have him like that, he swapped fears with Ram before, man.. They're kinda close.
>He aha? Is that even something?!
>I've been thinking about just not shipping him, at least for now, though if something happens I'd just go with whatever I suppose. In the end I just want Kaito happy.
>>6716003
>Oh, you're going to bed soon? But what's been going on then? Christmas shopping?
>>6716003
>Hey. You're now thinking of Alfred back when it was his birthday and barely talked. Have fun, bro.
>All it takes is a simple "Howdy", man, I'm happy to talk whenever. I'll catch you later if you have to leave, dude.
>>6716004
Wow, what a job! Exterminate us all? Sheesh, he must've had his work cut out for him!
Alright, you do. But do you know about the actual land on it? Like, the continents and stuff?
>>6716033
>noonewilleverknow.kek
>>6716038
omg im so fucking high rite nw XD
This is trippy haha lol
>>6715952
Oh great....im alone. Again.
>>6715961
I just want to lie down and await deaths embrace. Im tired of it all...so tired.
>>6715993
There is nothing for me to look foward to anymore Alfred. My men are dead, my family dead, my nation destroyed. And now I'm trapped here like a living mockery....
>>6716003
I...I hope it's someone special to me.
>>6716020
It ain't high noon yet, lad.
/HG/, if you could have an unlimited amount of one thing, what would it be? It could be anything. I mean ANYTHING.
>>6716052
A-all right, maybe some people DO give up.
>>6716052
You don't know them and they don't know you. Maybe they will be one day. It doesn't happen over night
>>6716066
Hot & Spicy Chex™ Mix
>>6716066
Ibuki's
>>6716066
Money can be exchanged for a variety of goods and services, so probably money.
Barring that, some good weed.
>>6716040
It would've only taken a month, at most, if the fool hadn't hit his head.
And why should I? It's not like it's of any importance to me!
>>6716066
Wishes.
>>6716077
>>6716088
>>6716075
Pfft, stupid faggots.
>>6716066
Food, but none of it for myself. For everyone who needs it.
>>6716004
So what makes you saiyans special?
>>6716066
Panties.
>>6716101
That's very thoughtful and kind of you.
>>6716096
Joke's on you, pal. More Hot & Spicy Chex™ Mix for me.
>>6716066
Sex with your mothers
>>6716039
>Oh, well, it's better than nothing. I know a bit about it, now.
>He has? Then we'll habe to expand on that a small bit. It's all about making him a person and not just a robot. Make people look forward to seeing him, y'know?
>Whakarongo mai. Arohaina mai.
>I think the same thing, but make it worthwhile if you eventually do. You'd have the ship of a lifetime if it was with someone Kaito genuinely likes back.
>>6716044
>Then when it's all over, all of us can have a good time and we'll see old faces again. Like Alfred has with a few people.
>>6716052
Let's not get into self-harming territory, now. I want you to take a deep breath and look at yourself, Garma. Would the people you love and genuinely care for want you to just give up? You can go the distance, Garma. I believe you can.
>>6716095
But he still had his work cut out for him! All I wonder is how he got hit and why he didn't do it after that.
Well... If you're going to destroy a place, you should know it inside and out just in case there are hidden places, right?
>>6716066
Asuka
One of them is bound to have sex with me
>>6716044
>Ah, well Winter break is soon.
>>6716052
>...
>Runs back and hugs.
>Don't make me sad.
>>6716066
>Yeah, probably wishes, but money would be nice too.
>>6716066
Superpowers.
>>6716106
We only grow stronger after EVERY battle we're in! It only takes one of our children to exterminate an entire planet!
>>6716124
That fool was weak, but I can't blame him for falling.
>He laughs.
Do you think I'm here to mop up for him?
>>6716115
That... that makes me legitimately sad...
>>6716101
More food = more niggers breeding = more overpopulation problems like war, disease, and limited non-food resources.
You'd be sentencing generations of people to deaths worse than starvation. Good job, Hitler.
>>6716066
good grammar in many languages to stop lurking, and join this threads
>>6716153
We have terribles englishers here. Don't worry abaout it.
>>6716158
Yeah we does, why ain't they talk good like what we do?
>>6716066
Unlimited amounts of faith would be a dream coming true
>>6716160
Because they not are good at as English is.
>>6716124
I HAVE NO PEOPLE ALFRED! Everyone is gone...and I should be too.
>pulls sidearm
>>6716128
...that's the first time anyone's ever hugged me here.
>>6716148
Eh, I guess I can't judge if I don't know the whole story. I'll find out soon enough.
...I mean... Well, the entrance was certainly eye-catching, so I assume you're here to either get it going or train!
>>6716149
>It's natural. Good night, my man.
>>6716165
I got something else that always comes true
>>6716170
Lol dumbs. They should into words more gooder and grammars.
>>6716178
And that is?
>>6716066
Either time or happiness. Those are really the only finite things in this world, and I never have enough of either.
>>6716124
>I can't really answer that, each person has their own reason for that, plus it should be obvious I'm not so good with people.
>Kaito not liking someone, that's a good joke man.
>But before I rudely pass out without saying goodnight..
>Goodnight, I'll work on it tomorrow.
>>6716149
>Ha, but goodnight, please rest well.
>>6716175
>Dude, come on..
>He tightens his grip a little.
>I'm.. I'm just ganna fall asleep like this alright? Sorry..
>all the anime boy ares are in a love triangle
God hates fags.
>>6716175
...
>He looks hurt and a bit scared. Which is a massive understatement.
But I'll still be here, Garma. It gets lonely when no one else knows how you feel, so that's why I'm here for you. Please don't go. I don't wanna be by myself no more.
>>6716209
>What we have to do is not make Kaito a cardboard box and give him unique traits. That's why everyone likes Alfred, I think.
>It might happen eventually, who knows? The future's closer than you think.
>Have a good night, dude. Tell Sheath to come back soon, England's getting bored in that card-circle-thing.
>Rest well!
>>6716220
>>6716175
You have people, sir. You have the rest of Zeon's remnants on Earth, our republic and the remnants in space, and you have your niece.
>>6716220
>Infinite time
What does this even mean?
>Infinite happiness
Life would be boring if you were always happy.
>>6716189
I jerked off to a doujin of you getting fucked by bees
>>6715482
>>6715491
>>6716020
It's high noon.
>>6716220
>Not unlimited wishes
Are you logically retarded?
>>6716241
You're joking , right?
>>6716176
Train? How could anyone put up enough for a fight for ME? I didn't even know where the thing was headed!
>>6716241
You'd best link that shit immediately, cuz
IIII'M RADITZ
>>6716244
What if the wishes only take effect after you use up all wishes
>>6716249
>>6716260
That doesn't answer my question.
I already have unlimited time until the day I die.
>>6716238
If you felt nothing but happiness you would always be content with existing. You wouldn't be able to get "bored" of living.
Its hard to imagine because of the way we're wired as human beongs but try to think of it theoretically.
>>6716251
I mean, there's always me, but I have a feeling you have magic or something, so I'm outta the picture. This place changes you, dude.
So you came here... By accident? Or, like, because you didn't have a choice? Understandable, I guess. I have a feeling you're gonna book it when you have the chance to.
>>6716262
Its not unlimited if there's a limit you frog.
>>6716220
whoa
so deep
>>6716262
>unlimited time til the day I die
Uhhhhhhhhhhh... I'm sorry, what?
>>6716260
You can wish for handicaps for a while instead of getting it instantly granted, you dumb motherfucker.
Niggers trying to put rules on unlimited wishes so their special snowflake wish doesn't get blown the fuck out of the water.
Unlimited wishes, end of fucking story.
>>6716257
Where does it say that? No strings attached fucking wishes.
>>6716228
I...I don't either.
>presses it against his head
>>6716234
She doesn't need someonw like me burdening her or the remnents...
>>6716066
Blood? No no. *gasp*
Souls! More souls for Soul edge! It would be sooo happy!!
>>6716255
-I- am Raditz!
>>6716268
I don't believe in magic, and I couldn't care less how I got here! Does it matter in the end?
>>6716286
Enjoy heat death in a few hours, dumb bitch.
UNLIMITED WISHES
>>6716294
>Immortality
>death
>>6716294
>>6716299
>Nigga don't know what heat death is
That's why uneducated motherfuckers don't deserve wishes.
>>6716279
>Kergerenko draws her own sidearm and points it at her own head.
You're no burden, sir. You're the person that's kept me motivated these past months.
>>6716279
...
Please. I know I'm insufferable, and I know that everyone here's a dick, but please don't go. I-I don't want this to be how you go out. It's not fun being alone. Please. Don't go.
>>6716290
I believe in magic, especially since it's apparently real! And, well... No, but what're you going to do now you're here? I mean, if you don't want to be here in the first place, you're gonna be bored.
>>6716308
>Nigga don't know what immortality is
That's why uneducated motherfuckers don't deserve infinite wishes
>>6716294
ThAt'S StUpId. EVERYONE KNOWS THE WISHGRANTER WOULD JUST MAKE IT SO THE WISHES DONT WORK!
>>6716299
>Unlimited wishes.
>Can wish immortality away at any time.
>>6716299
Heath death of the universe
You would still be alive as an immortal, but you would be in a vacuum forever
>>6716313
Enjoy the universe dying while you sit forever in cold space, you retarded asswipe. Wishes can solve that problem.
UNLIMITED WISHES
I WIN
YOU ALL LOSE
I'M RIGHT, YOU ARE ALL OBJECTIVELY PLEB TIER WISHWASTERS
>>6716321
Nice god-complex.
>>6716310
Oh, with all these weaklings to boss around, and my little nephew? I doubt it.
>He turns around, collecting the rest of his burgers and walking off to his pod again.
Nevermind that. It's time I found somewhere to rest.
>>6716329
What if I wish your wishes away?
Dumb fuck.
>>6716329
My wish will be that you specifically, never are able to use a wish
get fucked
>>6716334
Shh just let the uneducated gook have his moment.
>>6716334
I already made the invincibility wish.
>>6716340
I would love to wish your asshurt away, you fucking moron, the only logical wish is for more wishes, that's why they literally stop you from doing that.
>>6716341
I wish you weren't invincible.
I wish you were getting ass pounded by the 300 spartan warriors.
Get fucked
I use my wish to delete the concept of wishes
>>6716354
I can spend more wish bucks because I have unlimited amounts of them. Take them to the wish back and cuck your one wish clean.
>>6716341
I already made my wish barring you from receiving wishes.
>>6716352
Should wish for a degree right now then.
>all these wishes
>no one wishes for a new game
My wish is that nobody gets wishes.
Nobody deserves it.
I wish to take back Britain
>>6716360
I wish that never happened and you never existed. You wish yourself back into existence and wish me away, the cycle goes on and on forever.
>>6716382
NOT IF I WISH FOR SHADOW CLONES!!!
>>6716309
Why? Why would a failure like me keep you motivated? No one should look up to me look up to Ramba Ral. Not me...
>>6716310
I'm....I'm just so tired of being alone, being tormented about the past! There's nothing for me here Alfred. No one will even miss the Zabi name when Im gone. I'm so sorry....
>>6716372
>college
>not university
Loving every laugh.
>>6716367
Top kek
I wish all women had dicks.
>>6716390
>Hurr durr muh college
Enjoy being a fed cuck. Half a million to work at mcdonalds good fucking luck. Nice to see the public school brain washing is doing you good.
This is now a wish thread
Get derailed
>>6716396
/d/
>>6716265
This is a not retarded post, which is strange for HG. You're entering into a broad field of philosophical thought with centuries of discussion on the nature of humanity, existence, and the human experience by way of our emotions and interpretation of the world around us.
There is no clear definition for things like "happiness" or "existence" since those are largely subjective experiences. Wishing for infinite happiness would mean something different to everybody.
If we felt nothing but happiness and we defined happiness as perpetual contentment, then technically death is perpetual contentment, especially if something like existence is given a definition beyond the brief period of actually being alive.
Wishing for infinite happiness could be the wish for death, because how do you know we don't feel things beyond the brief period of biological life?
>>6716389
What happened to you wasn't any fault of your own.
...What would Admiral Dozle think of you acting like this?
>>6716367
Huh? A game? What kind of game? I BET ITS GOING TO SUCK
>>6716400
I did say that uni is better but reading is hard when uneducated apparently. I can't help it that you're too poor to afford uni or college.
>>6716332
Oh, so you're the bossy type of guy? Well, I hope you have a good time here, dude, because you're gonna get your mind blown sooner or later.
>He waves at the man, having a cheerful grin on his face.
You do that, dude, I'll still be here! Have a good whenever!
>>6716389
...
>Alfred just feels hurt, looking at Garma with a sad expression.
"There's nothing for me here"? Are you... Are you saying that I'm not enough for you to stay here and keep living? But... But you've got good friends here! Do you know how much you mean to others?
>>6716412
I can't help you live in your mother's basement. I feel really fucking sorry for you. And your parents are paying for it, not you.
>>6716367
....Shame.
>>6716421
But I live in a dorm. So that's where you're wrong. As expected from uneducated people. Ever heard of a scholarship? I don't think you have.
>Hoshi talking about people's futures
>He works in the military
kekking of top quality
>>6716434
I thought he dropped out of basic
>>6716434
He was too poor to afford college. He pays for his brother's school so I guess this is all pretty dumb.
>>6716455
>mandatory service
>living in a shit country
>>6716408
Dozle is dead! Everyone I ever loved is dead...
>>6716416
I have no friends here Alfred. Only you, and I know you don't want me to burden you...no one else besides you cares. I'm stuck in this torment with no one. Forced to partake in killings. I've had enough killing in the war. I don't want any now. I know you don't even like me, you just put up with me...
>pulls the hammer back
>>6716451
Hello, genius, if you're a 20 year old brat going to college every one of you is too poor to pay for college. You're spending your parent's money or putting yourselves in retard debt. I don't need a diploma to wipe my ass with to keep the cash flow to keep shitposting your retards.
>>6716455
>college
Can you not read? It's university. I know you're uneducated but at least learn to read and you might seem like less of an ESL. I'm getting money to study and the money's paying my study and my daily life, that's a great deal as there's no loan involved. You really don't understand scholarships, do you?
>>6716462
>2 years mandatory makes your country shit
Cry more, entitled millennial. Get indoctrinated by your left profs, cuntwipe.
>>6716479
I'm sure they taught you to bitch and moan about that in college, sorry, I come from a place where people get the fucking picture without having to spend 4 years and your parent's money to imply with uneducated fucks like me on 4Chan lol.
>>6716470
>what is government funding
>what is not living in a shit country
>what is free education in yuropoor
>what are scholarships
wew lad
>>6716465
AT LEAST YOU HAD PEOPLE TO BEGIN WITH!
>As Garma pulls the hammer back, so does she.
And he wouldn't like you to go out like this, especially now that his daughter is without a father. And you can still better yourself.
>>6716479
You don't understand not wasting your fucking time and getting some real skills, don't you?
>>6716434
He's just mad that nobody really gave a shit about stupid Friday games bullshit up there.
Modern HG mostly ignores him, so he resorts to trying to be funny by "trolling" for (You)s instead of, you know, hosting or roleplaying.
>>6716494
>Muh scholarships
>What is real work experience
>What is getting into a company that pays for your college
>What are alternate routes to making a living
Close minded fucks, topkek.
>>6716465
...But.ll,You've got a long life ahead of you, and you're going to take that away from everyone? There're people that care about you, not just me, and I know you hate me for a few things, but please keep on living for everyone! P-Please, don't take it away from me! Don't build up a relationship and then end it right in front of me! Please, I just want you to fo this one last favour for me, even if you don't like me anymore!
>>6716479
College is university?
>>6716516
You're just mad you gotta bring up old shit I posted to stop me from lighting a fire under you college cucks. We all know what this is, stay assblasted.
>>6716479
State your major.
People get scholarships for playing instruments or putting an orange ball through a net.
>>6716529
Fuck!! I don't like him!
He must go to college! Heh! That idiot!
>>6716522
But... To do...
I'm an old man. I gotta work on these mistakes.
>>6716531
He probably got paid for liberal arts cause he was a teacher's cuck in highschool.
I'd rather keep my fucking dignity than show off my scuckarship.
>>6716533
Hoshi is incredibly insecure about his station in life. Why do you think he seeks escapism like HG and seems so pained when it rejects him?
>>6716533
Fuck! I don't like him!
Better shoehorn a narrative.
Top fucking kek, your lack of selfawareness is astounding.
>sucks a modest sum of 4-5 dicks
>LF
Stop fighting please.
>>6716553
How do you suck negative one dicks?
NGW
>Get scolarship
>Elitist cunt until graduation
>Can't find a job
Fuck...
>>6716553
>begins sweating profusely at the thought of not being King Dicksmoke
>sensing a threat, he quickly gets on his knees and begins sucking as many dicks as humanly possible
*slurp* Hhhhroughblylha LF!
>KK
>>6716491
I didn't go to college. So I guess yet again you can't read clearly enough.
>wasting parents money
I did just mention 4 times that I have scholarships, but alrighty.
>>6716504
>5 year MSc
>Spending time working before the age of maturity
Yeah okay, enjoy being bound to age limiting your income till you're of maturity and more importantly, enjoy being in a labor intensive job for the majority of your life for a minimum amount of money.
>>6716525
I've been pretty clear. If you can't read then stay uneducated.
>>6716531
My major isn't really related to this, but mine was of academic ability. A- at the end of HS.
>>6716525
That guy's splitting hairs, the terms are mostly interchangeable but a university in America generally refers to at least a 4-year school that issues Bachelor's degrees and higher while college can be used to refer to either a 4 or 2-year school that only issues Associate's or technical training degrees, etc.. I don't know if this applies to other countries.
>>6716566
Carefully.
>>6716561
Read my own post. I'd think I already did since I posted it.
Mfw I derailed this thread
>>6716578
>Writing this much text whiteknighting college against Hoshi
Rethink your life. I'm just taking the piss m8, love to get into college one day. I'm just working hard for my own money to do it because of my asian price. Jesus, calm the fuck down.
>>6716578
But college and university are synonyms. You're talking like they are different. No one says I go to university. You go to college, which happens to be called X university
>>6716500
No it's too late for that...She's the beginning of a new Zabi line. It makes sense that the old one must die out. I'm sorry. At least I'll reunite with my siblings
>>6716522
I....I love you Alfred. I'm sorry.
>pulls the trigger
>collapses to the ground
>>6716595
Pride*
>sucks a single dick so he can fit in with his only two friends LF and KK
>Hikki
>sucks okabe's dick
>kuga
>>6716599
SI-
....
>Her hand trembles, and after a long moment, she just drops the gun, tearfully.
>obsesses over hoshi's dick
>Yukine
>>6716596
Different educational levels aren't the same as synonyms. There's a local college and then there's a state's university. Putting those in one stratum is retarded.
>>6716595
It's not really a lot of text. I don't really have to rethink my life as I'm going to bed and my study's going fine. Entering a game now or then or talking to people about how uni isn't all that bad is fine by me.
>>6716599
...
>Alfred... Alfred just stops and freezes completely, looking at Garma with a horrified expression.
I've... I've gotta be dreaming! That's it, I must be dreaming! There's no... There's no goddamn... T-There's no goddamn way this is happening...
...
Why aren't I waking up?
>>6716579
I can go to college whenever I want. It's the newest trend in Korea to find a stable job first. I can get paid for college instead of being locked in by some scholarship, which seems to be the only thing this guy has going for him. Good on him, but if he were in Korea, it's going to be a bitch finding a job that isn't shit you could've done without college. Wish him the best, and I hope his scholarship pays off, but this is all bullshit anyway.
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
I'm just find it really fucking funny how this kid wants us to believe his story this badly. Difference between us is he gets really mad when I deny it. Call me what you want, but I don't give a fuck anymore obviously.
>>6716599
The only good fag is a dead one, as they say.
guys did you hear? garma killed himself
>>6716625
Buuuut that's not how anyone talks about college. People who say, "I go to college," could mean Harvard.
>>6716638
Wat
>>6716629
>inb4 wageslave
>inb4 government cuck
>inb4 earning money is suddenly bad because it's hoshi doing it
>inb4 No you're actually (Describes the implied state of hoshi's actual sad depressing existence that helps you sleep at night)
>gets on all fours and sucks the dick like a pro
>yosuke
>>6716629
He didn't deny it though. You're getting annoyed and they're explaining stuff.
Reminder that a NEET lifestyle is truly the best wave to live
Waaah waaah, it's uni not college! waaah waaah muh skallerships.
Topfuckingkek, cry me a fucking river.
>>6716657
No! It's me explaining stuff and THEM getting really annoyed! You have to believe me! I can read emotions over the internet!
>>6716663
I told you you were incredibly insecure about your station in life. At this point, you're just filling in the blanks for me.
>>6716616
>>6716627
>lays there motionless
>>6716660
This tb.h
Don't tell scallershipzfag tho.
You'll make him realize it wasn't worth getting his asshole opened in highschool.
>>6716640
I know, it's just my autism. I always described them as 2 different things because of my grandma thinking community college = college. So it grew onto me.
>>6716674
Oh, ok. I was really confused.
>>6716671
Oh am I mister skallershaps?
I'm just taking my victory lap. Go back to your fucking books, tax money is being wasted on your education at your coll- whoops~! (You)neebershitty.
>>6716672
>Kergerenko devolves in to inarticulate sobbing.
>>6716674
>baby boomers
>knowing what the hell is going on in this millennium
Cute.
>>6716675
It's okay. I get this a lot and whenever I explain it, it just drifts off into talking about old people.
Hoshi is fucking insane.
10/10
It's a Hoshi spergs out to have fun episode.
>>6716690
I think he's just bored right now
>>6716690
Once again, he's just mad that people don't flood him with (You)s when he enters a thread like that brief spell in early 2015. Hell, modern HG ignores him, thus the tryhard trolling.
>>6716672
...This isn't a dream. Jesus Christ, it's not a dream. One of the closest friends I've ever had is dead. He's gone. He's-- Jesus, he's gone! He's gone! Oh, God, it's my fault! He's gone! He's--
>Alfred just collapsed next to him, sobbing his heart out. For once, he doesn't even feel like a hero. Only time will tell if he recovers, but this is now.
>>6716696
It's because I asked one question and people went fucking nuts when I shoved obvious bait in their faces
>>6716679
You're not even replying to me anymore. Your past few posts have been towards someone else. But I see you keep on mentioning me so I guess congratulations on whatever you're doing?
>>6716683
I love them for those reasons. It's like dealing with a child, except without all
the annoying parts about a child.
>avas dying
just stuff the corpse into a sim and they'll be forced back alive
NGW
>>6716716
NEW GAME WHEN
>>6716672
Wait I.. I came back because I wanted to cheer you up..
>>6716718
>>6716716
>>6716672
Is anyone going to eat that?
>>6716728
Respect the dead... that is all.
>>6716672
Wait, what the fuck? I didn't realize he was crazy.
>>6716715
I know your fucking type, little boyscout cuck showing off his scallyships to his elders for those pathetic pats on the back. Here comes an asshole covered in mud and shit like me and tells you it don't mean shit to them and you got nothing but personal insults and froth at the mouth.
>>6716699
Thanks for mentioning me in the post, I'm sure glad idiots like you thinks that just because you don't reply to me directly doesn't mean you sucking on my rock hard b8 cock.
That anon ain't gonna fucking help you, son. The fuck you talking to him for? I'm over here, don't go venting your narratives at that guy just cause you're upset I'm shitposting on 4chan.
Wow. It's really -dead- in here!
Is anyone going to help America?
>>6716764
That's cause I slayed all those anons.
HOST A FUCKING GAME ALREADY
WHY MUST HG BE SO CLOSE TO DEATH?
I MISS CONSTANT GAMES, EVEN IN "DEAD HOURS"
>>6716769
He elected Trump. He'll be fine.
>>6716775
I don't even feel the urge to host a guilt game after a shitposting session anymore tb.h
We will use the Big Gete Star to cheat death!
>>6716776
So he should use the gun to make it a double suicide, got it.
Your games are boring anyway. Same as your RP, hence why people ignore you.
>>6716783
I don't like hosting guilt games at all.
>>6716789
Stop baiting anon.
>>6716789
>Not the first post from this IP.
>>6716791
It used to make me feel better, not anymore.
>6716789
>>6716794
It's bait cause it's bullshit lol.
Fine, I'll stop.
Thanks for the (You)s. <3
>>6716748
But I do mean a lot to them. I'm pretty sure that as an educated person that is part of their family, I'm able to tell it better than you. So simmer down child, you're getting all worked up over nothing and your assumptions aren't going to get you anywhere. I'd continue this but I prefer my sleep over talking with an ESL. Bye bye.
>>6716801
Thanks
>6716801
Np
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SOME FUCKING HOST ALREADY
>>6716799
I just host when I want to, you know? When I feel like doing it. I host to have fun, not to provide a service.
>>6716802
Sweet victory.
>>6716816
Fun ended in July 2015.
Service was always, still is.
>>6716816
I can relate.
>>6716825
I still have fun hosting when I do it.
Garma please stop pretending to be dead. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
>>6716835
Maybe I only have fun when you're in it, Anon <3.
>>6716816
I just host to help out. Nearly 200 games in hosting isn't something I do for fun anymore.
>>6716840
bring out CC useless fag
>>6716802
Night, mate. Good luck on finals if you're not done yet.
>>6716839
You have to let go.
>>6716847
>>6716848
>What did he mean by this?
>>6716852
Both are hype tb.h
>>6716851
But he needs me to get him to a doctor right away, he's still alive, he botched it, it was a blank, it's a sick joke, he's not fucking dead!
>>6716854
He is requesting that you add closed captioning to your posts, and that you are a homosexual with no apparent use.
>>6716862
You're in the arena, dude. Death is meaningless here.
>>6716861
>Implying I'm not happy with every tribute who enters my games.
>>6716862
Anon. Listen to me.
I-I don't think he's gonna come back. I was right there when it happened, and it definitely didn't look fake. It just... It hurts.
>>6716868
>Apparently
I am AT LEAST more useful than people who haven't hosted EVEN ONCE in this community.
>>6716875
If i post my face will i be on there
>>6716880
Yes, but also include your avatar
>>6716874
There's gotta be a way! What happened?
>>6716888
He shot himself in the head.
>>6716883
Anon. Look, man, I just... S-Shit, dude, I don't have a damn clue what we're going to do to bring him back! What do you suggest we do?!
>>6716888
He...
He shot himself in the head. Right in front of me and someone else. I-I don't think he's gonna come back...
>>6716874
Why not use the big gete star to cheat death?
>>6716875
Guess
>>6716903
Reigen
>>6716896
>He's hunched over the body, yelling at it incoherently about coming back. He screams and screams and sceams
>>6716875
I'm not on the list? Thank allah.
>>6716911
Praise him. Also nice 911 get for that post.
>>6716903
Sheamus
>>6716862
>steps to the side to avoid stepping in the puddle of blood that's increasing in size
Anon, I, ... I don't think that will help right now.
>>6716914
>him
Him. Shit, sorry, Allah.
>>6716911
>representing the people who need to feel better about not being on a list
>>6716897
'Cause there ain't no "Big Gete Star" that can allow anyone to cheat death right now. If I had it, I'd use it.
>>6716908
>At this point, Alfred doesn't know if the Anon is doing it or if he's doing it. He's just broken and doesn't know what to do, sobbing over and over. Time sure is flying quickly.
>>6716903
KK my boy is that you? Damn you looking good post HRT. For a tranny, I mean.
>>6716923
>>6716917
>>6716908
>>6716888
>The poor only other Zeek around is still crying like there's no end to it.
>>6716928
Back the fuck up off my side dish, bitch.
>LF
>>6716937
>Remember that one Ivan the Terrible painting where that guy looks shell-shocked? That's an accurate representation of Alfred right now. Especially since he knows that shit's going to get real soon.
>>6716951
>And what's Alfred doing? Assuming a foetal position, sobbing loudly with a thousand-yard stare on his face. Since when were there two other people next to him? God, he doesn't know, and he's petrified.
>>6716954
...
Then use it. Simple. How do we do it?
>>6716911
>Allah
>911
Holy shit
>>6716968
You have to put the body into the star
>>6716937
>places a box of Kleenexes down in front of her without saying anything
>>6716951
Haha... That smell of metal filling the air again....
C-Come on, I'm sure whoever this poor guy was wouldn't want you to be acting like this. Pull yourself up and get it together.
>Guys HG was great again
>Like all the oldfags were here celebrating our 10th anniversary
>Eggman just won his 10000 game
>At least 3 posts per second, more alive than ever
>It was so beautiful
>And then I woke up
> IT WAS A DREAM ! I WAS HERE LYING IN MY BED CRYING !
>Still , I turn on my computer
>Goes on /trash/
>Can't find the thread on page 1, per usual
>Go check the catalog
>Don't see any HG thread
>I finally found it
>OP's thread is Hunger Games
>I am legit retarded
>Can you fucking believe it ? Being retarded and not knowing it
>And the thread was made 5 hours ago
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 5 GAME IN SIGHT ISSU
>So I tell myself it's time to put a Brook
>Grab my dildo- oh wait KK stole it to me 2 years ago
>Everybody owns dildo but they are currently using it so I can't
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>I WAS HERE CRYING AND WEEPING AND DROWNING IN MY SORROW
>That's when I remembered people saying
>BOOKER WAS WRONG
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>BOOKER WAS WRONG THEY SAID
>>6716991
>>Can't find the thread on page 1, per usual
That's because we always hit bump limit
>>6716982
Seems easy enough. Is there any particular place where we put the body, or is it just absorbed in? If I'm calm and collected enough, it might just work.
>Alfred
>>6716990
>Somehow, he croaks a hoarse reply
He did it hinself