/sug/ Steven Universe General
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[NEW RELEASES]
>Three Gems and a Baby
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[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
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>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
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[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags when discussing)
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[OFFICIAL SITES]
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[MISC]
>SDCC Zuke/Tang Zine
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>Archived threads
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>>6702127
U G H
G
H
>>6702127
Jasper is fat
>>6702127
Shittiest and deadest ship confirmed shit and dead by Zuke itself
>>6702153
you're fat
How many dicks do you think your fav gem can take up the ass
>>6702181
A lot of dicks, like, we could just skip the dicks and start inserting whole humans into there and claim it technically counts.
>>6702181
Depends on the dick
>>6702223
kys
Did you know that there is a movie starring furry Jasper and Lapis as main characters?
>>6702181
I can't imagine her liking anal.
>>6702223
needs more stevonnie cock
Merchant Anon here.
Piiiiiiiiins.
>>6702230
For the /sug/ autism together field trip we will see this in theaters
>>6702265
Do you plan on making pins of Amethyst's other outfits?
>>6702265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic-eKXXRVIw
>>6702287
Yeah, but they're on the back burner for now. These ones have priority at the moment should be in our next set.
Fan demand
>Ruby
>Sapphire
>Rose Quartz
Trial Run
>Pearl Point
That leaves one slot which will probably taken up by Jasper if we can get over the eye issue we had with the first design.
>>6702310
Why is glenngarth so shit?
Glenn isn't he problem, you are...
>>6702329
>*stomp* *stomp* *stomp*
is stevonnie a boy or a girl?
>>6702383
JASPER!
>>6702383
Who board this, Kat or The Sweets
>>6702153
https://youtu.be/mwqrVBmJncY
>>6702329
How do you get off on this? How can anyone get off on glenngarth's art?
>>6702428
Probably Kat
She draws her slimmer while Rebecca probably did the scenes where Jasper looks fatter
>>6702465
I thought it was supposed to be more of a form of gross humour rather than porn
>>6702465
How do you enjoy Steven Universe? How can anyone enjoy Steven Universe?
https://youtu.be/20Z8cHac6cg
How does this make you feel?
Does this count as momcest?
>>6702620
What should I be feeling?
>>6702399
Yes
[spoiler]Sucrose confirmed Stevonnie uses they pronouns[/spoiler]
>>6702580
jesus fuck that is the most wretched thing I've ever experienced
Should I make a /sug/ thread on /co/?
>>6702681
do it faggot
i doubt it's enough to get you a site-wide ban so worst case come back here and we can laugh at the mods being saltier than pearl
>>6702681
Nah senpai, don't wanna risk enraging that one guy with the power to fuck out shit up (neckbeard mod who does it for free)
He'll probably just try to make excuses about why we should be permabanned.
But if you feel like playing jackass, we'll all watch with our popcorn ready.
>>6702640
Emotions
>>6702310
>>6702322
>>6702329
>>6702465
>>6702530
>>6702762
>tfw finding out garth is an actual person
>>6702787
I'm sorry, you had to find this way.
>>6702787
She's pretty based
>>6700474
hello fuckbois
>>6700673
and welcome back
>>6700841
kill yourself
>>6702839
>>6701583
because you're fucking retarded, kill yourself
>>6702925
fuck off
>>6702961
stop feeding the /co/ retard
>>6702961
Finally home
/FREAKS/
>>6703077
Good morning.
>>6703084
cutie <3
>>6703089
Good Morning to you too
How can we improve Peridot?
>>6703129
>improving on perfection
>>6702181
Whatever Lapis and Jasper can dish out.
>>6703129
give her the lemon hancers back
>>6703158
>Not wanting Peridot to the best Peridot she can be
>>6703129
give her a goal
>>6703171
What kind of goal?
How can we improve Amethyst?
>>6703177
derailing this thread
with no survivors
>>6703177
Fuck,I don't even know. I wish Sugar knew. But something fucking something. I thought once she "joined" the CG's she'd do shit with them and be apart of the team more and such but nope barn. I like Peridot but she needs something to do some purpose.
>>6703199
Give her a girlfriend.
>amedot shippers
mmh
>>6703232
>lapidot shippers
UGH
>>6703213
I agree.
I wish Sugar would have finished this
What do you think this is about?
>>6703273
They formed a band. They play hard rock.
>>6703262
That's acceptable. My only issue with Lapithyst is I have a hard time seeing Lapis as someone to have a healthy relationship, and Lapithyst always seems like it's too good a relationship for what I'd expect from her.
>>6703288
Why is Ruby there, though?
This is Heartsper. Say something nice to her!
So it finally happened.
>>6703309
Yep
Amethyst sucked ALL THE DICKS
and now there's no more dicks on earth
What will they do now?
>>6703308
Kill yourself, Heartsper.
Rape Lapis
>>6703323
Lapis is for love. Not rape.
>>6703323
>raping Lapis
>not having Lapis rape you
>>6703323
>implying she wouldn't pull a malachite and the raper becomes the rapee
Hi guys
>>6703351
plz kys.
>>6703351
Hi poil
>>6702181
The answer is always "never enough"
What if Lapis made peridot kill her?
How did this get past the censors?
>>6703451
How is garnet pining pearl to the wall a dance move in the first place?
>>6703451
Pearl really wanted Sardonyx to make an early appearance.
>>6703547
>Gems
>Blood
>>6703559
Pearl's blue blush implies she has blue blood.
They can sweat, cry, shit, piss, and throw up, it's not that far fetched to think they might be able to bleed if they wanted to.
>>6703600
>they might be able to bleed if they wanted to
Why would they want to?
>>6703612
Why would they want to throw up? Amethyst has done it before, even though there's no reason for her to be able to.
>>6703612
Realism.
>>6703600
>if they wanted to
Exactly, but Jasper, unless she killed some humans when she was born, wouldn't even know what bleeding is, much less want to actually try it.
So, what is /sug/'s favourite song from SU?
>>6703652
At that point I think you're just taking a stupid piece of fan art a little too seriously. It can be established as possible, motive is just thinking about it too hard.
>>6703666
>stupid piece of fan art
You probably doodled that picture yourself, Satan.
>>6703673
I wish my doodles looked that good.
Pink Diamond is NICE
>>6703660
Stronger Than You, followed closely by It's Over Isn't It
>>6703749
SHATTERED*
>>6703660
Stronger Than You and Here Comes a Thought
I wrote this short piece for /co/
>"You don''t seem evil"
"That's good."
>Pink Diamond lets out one of her childish giggles to the human she has cupped in her massive hands
>"Aw you're the same size as a Pearl hehe so wittle."
>The massive woman rubs her nose against Steven making him go a shade of crimson
>"You promised to introduce me to the rest of the Crystal Gems. Steven Quartz, him what sort of a Gem is a Steven anyway?"
>Pink blinks at Steven and gets up, she is almost the same size as the statue as she places Steven on the tip of the gem on her chest.
>Steven felt very small oddly as Pink started to walk along the shore to Beach City, she was talking unbeaten humming a gentle tune
>"You've got the same gem as Rose... hmm... You're not from the same Kindergarten are you? Oh my gosh that is so cute, family gems."
>Steven went a shade redder as he rubbed the back of his head and let out an awkward laugh.
>Its water under the bridge, I forgive Rose. I can't wait to see her again, she was my first ever bodyguard.
>Steven looked at his gem, feeling a sickening feeling in his stomach as Pink Diamond approached the city. She lifted him back up into her hands
"We're here Steven Quarts. Aww this place looks coos."
>>6703660
I really like "Full Disclosure"
I also dig "Peace and Love on the planet earth"
>>6703749
>Pink Diamond is nice.
>The show gains even more complexity and adds an additional level of moral ambiguity to Rose Quartz as a character.
>Pink Diamond isn't nice.
>Explosion of online complaints and upset fans as countless headcanons get blown out of the water in an instant and a ton of fanart becomes hilariously dated or even silly.
Either way it's gonna be fun to watch.
>>6703780
A while after Pink Meets the Crystals.
>Yet again Steven is being held in Pink's hand. She smiles at him as she lays flat on her tummy.
"Steven... I... I um I'm not sure how to ask this."
>Steven smiles at Pink "Yes you can have my Cookie Cat, it's a little small but as Pearl says Sharing is caring."
"Oh um... Well that too, but I... I used to get very lonely back on Homeworld, I used to talk to Pearl but she's settled in here, and I just want to be happy. You're a gem... I was wondering."
>"You can Stay here on Earth if you want Pink, we just need to get a bigger barn."
"Oh Steven that's awfully nice of you, but... I was going to ask... Will you come back to homeworld with me? My sisters need me, and you could be like the little brother I've always wanted. Sir Steven Diamond."
>Steven let out a single gulp.
>"I'm Know you're Rose's offspring, and she'd revolt again if she could hear me... Put please? Please come back with me."
>>6703660
Comet
>>6702223
>>6703351
i love you full_circle
>>6703600
It's more likely that the fact that they blush serves a social function since we never see gems bleed not even if they get stabbed right through the chest
>>6703297
She's the groupie. They fuck her.
>>6703334
Seriously. Fuckin' amateurs.
>>6703600
The bluzh is just part of thr facade that thry have a body. Its just their light. The piss and shit is from them shapeshiftinf to digest like a human
>>6703297
They have five spares floating through space as well. Patiently awaiting the CG call of duty.
>>6703660
Take a moment
And peridots song about peace and the earth
>>6703660
Its over isn't it
Peace and Love
>>6703771
>>6703660
Do it for her and Love like you
>>6703660
the one ending theme with vocals
i don't enjoy any of the other songs
>my sex goddess
I need to fuck this gem
>>6703660
Do it for Her
>>6703937
you know the ending themes form one song? https://youtu.be/2F8HvKqnp5s
>>6703660
I'm a sucker for [spoiler] Sadie's song [/spoiler]
>>6703879
Not everything needs to include or be pornography, Anon.
>>6703660
Don't have a favorite song but It's over isn't it makes me feel a lot of emotions and it's also the song I have listened to the most. Deedee takes the cake with this song
Let me drive my van into your heart is cute. It shows that Greg had a lot of insecurities about Rose
Here comes a thought is good but can get repetitive with the lyrics. I didn't know I'd come to like Stevonnie's voice so much. Garnet's singing is below average though. I like the video
I came to love Peace and Love on the planet Earth after listening to it several times over. The fact that Peridot just makes commentaries and then starts singing herself is great
Do it for her and the episode where Pearl sings it brought a new light and perspective upon Pearl that made me start respecting her knightly ways. And yet the lyrics have a darkness to them that Pearl tries to pass off as something good and the greatest thing to achieve for the one you love
I also really like Be wherever you are and Sadie's song
I like to listen to Love Like You and pretend it's Rose singing it to both Greg and Pearl. In my head I also try to replace Becky's voice and put Rose's voice in its place
I liked Stronger than You since Garnet completely and utterly BTFO'd Jasper
The extended intro song is great
In Strong in the real way I really really enjoy Pearl's part. Steven's singing part is just meh
I like the sensuality of the lyrics in What can I do for You. And Susan Egan's voice is +++
Like a comet is pretty good too
And while none of tha VAs since "Like a star" and "15 minutes" in Last one out of beach city, I also really enjoyed those songs
Anyway... my list is long, and picking out a favorite is hard. I think it's tied between It's over isn't it and Here comes a thought.
>>6704043
/blogpost
>>6704043
This post could have really been like 3 lines but good taste
>>6704043
rock on you autistic diamond
The writers draw their inspiration from fan art and the fanfics they read now. All of Sugar's recent idea were proven to be the result of her reading fanfics. They aren't even trying anymore.
>>6704214
>hiatus is over
>first new episode
>pearl grows a dick, but this is resolved in the first third of the episode, the rest is just lapis' feet
>>6704214
How do you figure? I don't read much fics.
>>6704214
>basing the structure of entire episodes off of older, more popular media under the guise of 'homages'
>using dated (((references))) that the target demographic probably wouldn't even understand or even attempt to care about
But at least they care about their older audience, right?
I'm eating a chocolate bar right now, what are you eating /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJvCnFqSViA&t=7s
>>6704313
Nothing now but I just ate white chocolate covered pretzels and drank some orange juice.
>>6704371
>white chocolate covered pretzels
I have never heard of this before
sounds pretty tasty
>>6704313
I'm hungry for something else
>>6704371
might go buy some soft pretzels later
>>6704313
Not eating anything at the moment, but I may go out for a bite later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
>>6704313
Chinese-brand pork jerky, it's pretty damn good
https://youtu.be/cTjF2_-bneM
I want pearl to eat me!
I want pearl to belch and rub her stomach in satisfaction!
I want to bubble in pearl's fat gut!
I want to not be suffering from sleep deprivation jesus christ wake me up
>>6704829
((can't wake up))
Canon
>>6704912
FRIENDSHIP
>>6704836
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEE
Consider the following: Opal
>>6704944
I rather think about sardonyx.
>>6704944
I would rather consider Malachite
>>6704982
ugh
>>6704982
>just doing it in the kitchen
>lapis' arm
>those nipples
>peridot's face
>peridot's dick
>peridot's leg
>>6704982
>You''re steven
>Come home to this
>What do?
>>6704982
Neither look like they enjoy it.
>>6704995
>>6704998
>>6705015
>>6705017
Don't be so mean, sealedhelm is trying their best.
>>6705015
>>You''re steven
i tell everyone the bad news
>>6705045
They suck dick
A fusion for being big they are also easier to kill for having more gems available to shatter
What will get me into the christmas spirit? Its the fucking 12th already I had no idea.
jasper a shit
poster of >>6705082 a shit
>>6705082
jasper a C U T E
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE ____
>>6705080
Kill ur family
>>6705082
this
>>6705104
Lapis
>>6705104
YOU
>>6705104
Lapis
>>6705104
Johnny Bravo
>>6705122
I want to see and episode where Lapis meets the townies and all of the men start flirting with her.
>>6705104
Onion
>>6705080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OVz1Rq73o
>>6702387
NO
no
no
not this madness again
i cannot stand this guy's art
>>6705162
lapis x greg would be cute
>>6705198
I prefer Greg and Jasper. Keep his fetish in big woman.
>>6705104
connie
>>6705080
Get drunk.
Peridot a cute.
>>6705104
none of the gems, cause that's a death sentence.
Are Peridot and Lapis autistic?
>>6705277
Lambrini is out, I always get drunk.
>>6705294
how can they mental disorder if no brain
>>6705294
Jasper is a downie, Peridot is autistic and Lapis is ____.
>>6705307
You tell me.
>>6705320
a faggot.
>>6705298
>fruity
Meh.
>>6705325
yeah but fuck zuke
PTSD is not "feeling sad" by any stretch of the word
>>6705375
But Lapis actually has PTSD.
>>6705375
Crippling emoism and PTSD make for a deadly combination.
>>6705325
Zuke is a cunt and anything she says or has ever said is invalid.
Who /ready to die/ here?
indexer pls index this picture
>>6705426
Lapis shows signs of PTSD in every episode she's in. Zuke's just one who outright said she has it.
I wish I was dead.
Have we been given the boot of /CO/ or are we just waiting to make a new thread.
>>6705526
They threw us out, just like the way Sugar throws up all of her food.
>>6705526
We got the boot.
>>6705526
Mod kicked us out until there is reason for discussion e.g new episode
>>6705526
>he doesnt know
>>6705516
I wish you were dead, too.
>>6705526
Mod showed up late and gave /co/ the boot, no explanation for the delay was given.
>>6705501
Zuke wants her to have depression and PTSD without getting better or accepting it, writing does need to get to tumblr levels of shittiness
is it time for best fusion?
>>6705570
Who?
Raccoons are cute. Why did Lapis and Peridot kill one?
>>6705561
not*
>>6705577
They turned it's presumably water bloated and nail ridden carcass into a meepmorp, as per Puke's orders.
>>6705577
I'm sure they'd even kill humans that trespassed in the barn, like they almost did with Andy.
When will Pearl stop being a cunt?
>>6705643
>comparing a shit like pearl to best character rob
where does pearls nose end?
>>6705685
Up Zuke's ass
>>6705104
P E A R L
>>6705104
LARS
>>6705685
In Hugo Weaving's mouth.
>>6705104
JASPER
What do you think the next episode's about?
>>6703786
What if she was like the boss, she had to set up herself to die in some manner, either way I just hope they don't go and demonize Rose, she's a flawed character with depth that is ironically disrespected by the CG propping her up on a pedestal, it means they weigh themselves and steven by a me surfing stick that never really existed
>>6705752
the 5 bazillion
>>6705104
Sucrose (and then laugh as I see the resulting look of devastation on Ian's face as the baby that comes out of her is whiter than Pearl's face)
>>6705752
Veggiehead grows a penis and fucks things with it.
>>6705752
Steven will help Ronaldo with his D&D competition with his nerd friends.
>>6705765
What is going to happen to SU when Sucrose inevitably gives birth to her caramel chocolate baby
>>6705755
I don't think they're gonna outright demonize her, just make her more grey than a lot of people were initially expecting. I figured they'd go that route from the start (the CGs and especially Pearl doting on about her like she was absolutely perfect is a classic red flag in that regard) but it's been great watching it play out. I feel like they've developed Rose into one of the most interesting characters on the show, and I think she'll only get more interesting as things go on.
>>6705320
shit
>>6705752
Assuming the episode is going to be "The New Crystal Gem" (and assuming that title is legit), it's either going to be about Peridot getting her CG star outfit, or Lapis getting initiated into the CGs.
>>6705786
>inevitably gives birth
anon...
>>6705786
Lil Stevonnie is rip
>>6705573
Cutest fusion
>>6705817
Who?
>>6705809
RIP Lil Stevonnie, gone too soon.
I hope Lil Stevonnie 2.0 will happen soon
>>6705817
Peridot isn't a fusion
>>6705822
He must mean Opal.
>>6705840
>Pukal
Ah, that's better.
>>6705809
Was Ian's sperm defective or Sugar's womb?
>>6705817
You mean Opal?
I hate you /co/fags
>>6705846
>Pukel
>Opal
>Puke
Bulimic
All fusion are best fusion
>>6705856
I hate you too, strange humanoid.
>>6705860
>Sugilite
No
>>6705860
besides the smokey thing
fuck smokey
Are we posting memes now?
Don't forget about Lapis' large, gaping cloaca. She laid this egg without any help from Steven.
>>6705875
No, fucking neck yourself.
>>6705872
Don't mind if I do.
>>6705798
It could be an amethyst flashback episode.
>>6705875
Amazing.
>>6705887
I hate this stupid meme of people drawing Amethyst like a literal toddler. She was the same as she is now, just with shorter hair.
>>6705880
What about Garnet laying a defective egg?
Post best townie lewds.
If they aren't as sexy as this don't bother posting them.
>>6705822
Coolest fusion
>>6705899
amethystfags BTFO
how will they ever recover?
>>6705918
WHO?
>>6705789
She gives me this Optimus Prime vibe, so many regarded her with a messianic tone, but her enemies see her as the devil incarnate and Steven with his mixed blessing and curse of near bottomless empathy, feels for both of them, it tears him up to see this so many people who ended up hurt by his mother, having to bear her sins, I suspect he's been growing to resent her as time goes on, he'd never hate her but lately he hasn't thought of her as "Mom" but as "Rose Quartz"
I never thought i'll say this, but i'm happy to be back here again.
>>6705918
Why do you keep posting Malashite when everything you type describes Opal?
>>6705839
Peridot is just a shitty meme
>>6705941
Stop posting your disgusting puke gem
>>6705875
>Are we posting memes now?
We always have been.
>>6703206
This.
Peri is easily my favorite character but she has lost a lot of what made her special since she started living in the barn.
She lost her social anxiety, stopped using her tech, became best friends with a character that hated her guts, became an artist and a farmer, and it all happened off- screen.
I wish she would have just stayed at the temple and became a proper CG.
The barn was a mistake.
>>6705926
Stronkest fusion
>>6705919
>how will they ever recover?
We share her plot immunity
>>6705859
just like me
>>6705958
how many vaginas does she have under that bodysuit?
>>6705958
Sorry, but you must be thinking of a better, more nontoxic fusion.
>>6705968
Two
When will bismuth be free?
>>6705983
She's already free; free from the pain that is life.
>>6705981
>ywn fill Malachite's chestgina
>>6705963
Hello bulimic-anon. Are you having a good day?
>>6705983
When she shatters all the upper crusts and defeats Wreck-It Ralph in battle.
>>6705954
I might have liked the barn more if instead of ... what it became, she had used salvaged tech to make it like a little slice of homeworld, with a splash of earth love, hell discovering art and agraculture for her could have been semi decent filler episodes to develop her with
>>6705972
Sorry, all other fusions are either boring or ugly as shit, they are also smaller and weaker than Malachite, which makes Malachite superior
>>6705927
I just want Steven to finally say he is not his mother but instead of just saying it to clarify that they're different people I want him to grow away from her and make everyone else view him differently.
>>6706011
Yet they're all more alive than Malachite will ever be.
>>6706011
>"If she's so good, then why ain't she here..."
>>6705954
I used to have faith that it would burn down before the plot finally kicks off for good and Lapis and Peridot would be forced to actually be a part of the show, but now, I don't know. I don't even know if the plot will kick off at all or if we'll just have a single arc before inevitably returning to the status quo.
>>6705983
She's shit and also had an expensive guest va so never.
>>6706026
I hope they cocktease the Diamonds in a Lars episode.
>>6706043
>She's shit
Rose, please go.
so is /sug/ off co again until new episodes?
>>6706060
Did you even read the thread before you decided to post?
>>6706026
Why would you want the two worst gems to be in more episodes?
>>6706069
They're secretly Zuke.
>>6706091
I'd be surprised if Zuke doesn't hate the show now, after that falling out she had.
>>6706099
She probably still likes the show, but has to feel the metaphorical knife in he heart every time Lapis and Peridot aren't being mashed together like to peas in a pod.
>>6706066
No, only fuckheads do shit like that. It doesn't even make any sense to do something like that.
>>6706114
*two
>>6706114
She probably cuts herself anytime Lapis and Peridot aren't on screen.
>>6703271
I hope that one anon who said he bought the frontier book online and that he'd post pics when he got it has migrated to trash
Bow to the queen.
>>6705884
I hope we never see this fat, half shota shemale ever again.
>>6705860
Get off /trash/, Garnet
>>6706177
>no boxers
Dayoftherake/10
rape baby.
>>6706180
I'm glad Tiger Philanthropist is a confirmed Jasper episode that definitely doesn't have anything to do with Smoggy Jorts
>>6706239
What are lapis lazulis for?
>>6706174
I'm here
>>6706242
provide a source my good friend.
>>6706300
Me
>>6706300
Aggressive niggerizing via large black coded gems.
>>6706319
Good post
>>6706316
His delusions
>>6706329
And autism.
This show officially has worse status quo syndrome than Adventure Time. You can't refute this.
>>6706300
Being manhandled by Zuke
>>6706350
WEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>6706350
I bet that autist hogs the bowl, too.
>>6706360
weed brah
>>6705516
>>6706350
DUDE
>>6706300
Shattering
>>6706383
WEED
>>6706350
Couldn't you replicate the sensation of drugs by making a hairline fracture on their gems?
>>6706398
LMAO
imagine
>>6706266
The monster girl of my dreams.
>>6706413
Who?
gabber cunt
>>6706069
I mean, I don't like Jasper either, doesn't mean her return isn't one of the things I'm most hyped for.
Plus, if you're just gonna have those two characters inhabit their own self-contained world, why have them at all? I don't need ten variations on Beta infecting my regular old Steven Universe, the recent townie stuff has been more than enough.
>>6706409
S U G A R
U
G
A
R
>>6706473
Gimmie some sugar
Jasper is a cuck
>>6706496
ugh
>>6706496
A beta cuck. Important distinction
>>6706496
http://captain-and-hero.tumblr.com/post/154293433210/day-137-and-jasper-is-still-gone
>You will never be a Pearl serving under your massive, 25' tall Diamond overlord, rewarded for your good work with head pats and nuzzles
>>6706496
Rest in pieces, little downie dog.
>>6706496
Not for long
>>6706559
Poor pupper got put Down's
Pearl is a cuck.
>>6706575
You can't get uncucked by another cuck.
Don't you know how quantum tunneling works?
sin
>>6706575
A gem who likely treats Pearls as objects/slaves isn't going to be dating our Pearl.
>>6706590
What do portals have to do with friendzoning?
>>6706602
Every person here is the embodiment of sin
Rose is a slut.
>>6706619
I wonder which of these anons is the most degenerate.
>>6706496
Cucksper is a Jasp.
>>6706634
I'm so degenerate that my mom had to tell me to stop looking at loli porn out of fear of me getting arrested.
>>6706663
>didn't even get arrested
>>6706634
I am positive that I am one of the biggest degenerates here.
Sometimes I wonder if the mods look at my post history and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me. I love posting insane shit for that reason.
>>6706663
Why are you looking at loli porn with your mom?
Fucking sicko
>>6706673
Post some examples of said insane shit, if you would be so kind.
>>6706603
>implying every other Crystal Gem didn't also see Pearls as slaves/objects before becoming a Crystal Gem and that like them it wouldn't just take a bit of redemption for Jasper to see that Pearl is a badass swordfighter strategist who is strong in the real way
>>6706684
It's alright, my whole family has already seen my gigantic futa folder.
>>6706700
CHECK'D
>>6706300
Raping Sapphires
>>6706697
>badass
*smirk*
>>6706691
If I did that I wouldn't be an anon anymore. No thanks.
>>6706725
That's what I thought.
>>6706724
>implying Pearl isn't the definition of badass
>>6706725
Reminder that Sugar is worse than Trump
I hate you /co/fags
>>6706734
*rolls eye*
Heh... sure...
>>6706736
look at this narcissistic sociopath. you can see the evil in her eyes
>>6706734
I'm going to sheathe my sword and tip my fedora to you, mate.
>>6706760
2012 Becky was so cute
What went wrong
>>6706760
whoa
>>6706777
Zuke made her so stressed that her hair fell out and she lost her will to live.
>>6706805
She nearly killed Ian trying to give him head.
>>6706805
Sucrose cosplaying Jasper in her downie helmie when?
>>6706805
Her neck and shoulders have negative muscles
>>6706830
She's giving Crackthewhipsper a run for her neckmoney.
So Zach confirmed that Jasper is coming back later this season and that she is going to form an unbreakable bond with Amethyst and Steven right?
>>6706880
kill yourself already
>>6706880
Yes.
>>6706880
yeah
>>6706880
Yes but he was trying to say Jasper is gonna spend the rest of Season 6 raping blue gems.
>>6706880
YES MOTHERFUCKER, YES!!!
>>6706880
Is this the true power of Jasperfag delusion?
>>6706923
>"THE BACKGROUND IS ORANGE"
>"JASPER IS ORANGE"
>"THERE'S AN AIRPLANE"
>"AIRPLANES F L Y"
>>6705577
Lapis heard that one of them tried to hurt Steven. Now they all have to go.
>>6706955
That would clever/fantastic if true, or at least a thought in the back of the writers' minds
>>6706880
As much as I would love a Jasper redemption ark, I am unsure as to how she would get past her anger and sorrow over the past and her hatred or rebels and Rose for shattering Pink Diamond.
>>6706941
Close
>>6706955
>raccoons have stripes
>and are basically dogs
>and are retarded
G-GUYS??
>>6706974
Lapis got over it pretty fast. Somehow. Offscreen. Man fuck this show
>>6706955
Lapis herself tried to hurt Steven though.
>>6706975
The Jasperfag delusion over Gem Harvest was fucking scary and sad.
>>6706988
g...u...y...s
>>6707014
SHE'LL BE IN THE NEXT EPISODE GUYS
REALLY GUYS
I CAN FEEL IT GUYS
>>6706996
That's why she wants to die.
>>6707014
>implying most jasperfags were serious about it and weren't just playing along as a kind of self-depreciating joke
would you?
>>6707014
You must not get Jasperfag humour.
>>6707036
>implying some weren't completely serious
And all the unironic delusional theories I saw on tumblr doesn't help.
>>6707050
Garnet?
Yes.
>>6707035
>you will never have big fat retarded gf to lug you around like a ragdoll
>>6707036
>i was merely pretending to be retarded
Garnet is_____
>>6706634
I had sex in the cowgirl position once.
>>6707053
Oh I get it. But that doesn't make it any less sad, desu senpai.
Guys can we get back to cock vore?
>>6707075
An absolute cunt and a half that needs to be put to death with the added bonus being a higher budget because of getting rid of estelle.
>>6707075
a slut
>>6707075
Eyeballification.
>>6707079
Does it still hurt?
>>6707064
I was talking about the less retarded ones on here rather than a few of the megaretards on Tumblr
>>6707085
Only if it ends with gems being snuffed into cum
>>6707075
a bland gem.
>>6707075
Sad and boring shell of what she used to be and could have been
>>6707118
You lost me
>>6707118
What does that have to do with having a fat retarded cow for a gf?
Why is the vast majority of SU porn gem on gem or gem on random human? Where's all the gem on Steven porn?
Pearl is ______
>>6707171
Huh? Oh, I forgot about her.
>>6707171
An absolute cunt and a half that needs to be put to death with the added bonus of Deedee being cast for a better character: white diamond
>>6707171
shit
>>6707171
A CUTE
>>6707171
hello
>>6707171
packing an 18-incher
>>6707079
Did you feel powerful?
>>6707171
Not real, and you will never have your very own Pearl to come home to every day, who will prepare you delicious homemade meals and engage in soft and warm cuddling even though she doesn't need to sleep.
>>6707070
LOOK AT THESE DIGITS
>>6707171
ugh
>>6706586
For Pearl to be a cuck she would have had to have dated Rose and then had Greg steal her away.
Pearl isn't a cuck, she's a "nice guy"
“You think fusion is so great all of a sudden?” Alexandrite chuckled to herself as she tightened her grip on the struggling Quartz in her hand. “Let me make you a special part of this one.”
Jasper squirmed uselessly in Alexandrite'a grip, when the massive gem suddenly lowered her. Jasper gasped when she saw newly formed gigantic, fully erect cock Alexandrite was now sporting.
“Wait! You can’t!” Jasper shouted, as she used all her strength trying to pry open Alexandrite’s fingers.
Alexandrite simply laughed, giving Jasper one last squeeze, before slowly pressing Jasper’s face against the head of her throbbing member. Almost instantly her muscles began to pull Jasper deeper inside, easily enveloping and overwhelming her struggling form.
Alexandrite sighed, as she watched the squirming bulge sliding down her shaft. Jasper was fighting harder than any other gem she’d sent down her cock, bringing her a pleasure she, or any of her component gems, rarely got to experience.
Finally, the Quartz was dropped into her sack, becoming little more than a slight bulge in her balls. Alexandrite gave Jasper a light pat, even as she felt the smaller gem begin to break down into a fresh load of semen. It wouldn’t be long before Jasper was gone, but she wanted to enjoy every last moment.
>>6707240
>she's a "nice guy"
So she's a cuck?
>>6706974
I feel like first off we need a jailbreak episode with all the bubbled monsters, in her feral state jasper might not really recognize steven or anyone else, enabling a bond to form that way leaving a very conflicted jasper to awaken once steven gets to true cures for them, she'd never join the crystal gems, but she might learn to not hate steven
Amethyst is _____
>>6707256
FUCKED
>>6707171
my wife
>>6707262
Your wife is shit.
>>6707240
Literal cuck
She probably cried while she watched Rose suck those 37 dicks
>>6707293
*73
Hey guys.
Imagine Jasper eating your friends and making you watch. She presses your head to her stomach, making you listen to your friend's cries and screams. Jasper then makes you massage and rub her belly, breaking down their bodies. She says she'll let you go as you do this. But once you're done, she phases off her pants and forces you down her cock. You're soon churned into hot sticky cum that she'll blast into her next meal. With a full belly and balls, she departs..
>>6707262
Why don't we all marry each other?
>>6707256
Red? No, that wasn't it. Green? Goddammit, I just can't remember.
>>6707282
And I love her
>>6707302
I want to pet you
>>6707299
Not as great as watching her fuck Sapphire.
>>6707316
What if Jasper raped Sapphire and then stored her in her scrotum to fuck again later?
>>6706880
>she is going to form an unbreakable bond with Amethyst and Steven right?
It's gonna be the best ship that ever sailed
>>6702230
I couldn't stop thinking about how much they looked like Jasper and Lapis when I was watching it.
>>6707335
Looks awful.
What movie?
>>6707256
Fun
>>6707299
Jokes on you, I don't have any friends.
>>6707256
like it or not, the only gem who would fuck you
>>6707345
Mune. It's not bad but not great either.
>>6707366
Fucking second best gem is fine, even if she probably smells like fucking garbage constantly.
>>6707377
Do you think she has any residing STDs from her previous partners?
>>6707366
She'd probably smash the best out of all of the gems though
why is rose a liar?
>>6707256
A cutie.
>>6707377
I'm sure there's some sort of gem magic she could use to clean herself up easily, but I doubt she'd want to do so
Are people just not making SU threads on /co/ right now or is the mod doing the weird "No threads at all" thing again?
>>6707394
“This is a human?” Yellow Diamond scoffed, glancing down at you with golden eyes. “It’s so weak and pathetic looking.” She got up from her seat and you were terrified at how much bigger she was than you.
“Now that I’ve seen one and the peridots have performed their tests on it, it’s of no use anymore.” Yellow Diamond reached down to grab you and you squeaked as you were lifted up. “I think something as weak as you deserves a humiliating death.” She said and in a flash of light, her imposing clothes were suddenly gone.
Yellow Diamond moved her hand behind her, level with her ass. You were about to scream out when you were forced between her cheeks and into her ass. Yellow Diamond moaned. “Oh, this is so much more pleasurable than just eating them would have been.”
You were small compared to her, so it didn’t take long before you disappeared inside. Dragged up inside her until you reach the stomach, you cried all the way.
As you reached her stomach, you didn’t even make a bulge in her stomach. That’s how insignificant you were. Yellow Diamond phased her clothes back on, sitting back down and bringing up her screens again.
>>6707377
>grape ape
>anything but worst gem or second worst gem next to lapis
>>6707390
Rose was talking about herself when she said that.
>>6707394
Mod told /sug/ to fuck off until episodes are airing again.
>>6707400
Must be a Pearlfag to have an opinion this shit.
>>6707390
Anon, you can't make an omelette without bullshit.
>>6707400
>jasperfag
>perifag
>>6707391
That episode was fucking terrifying
>>6707414
You can make an omelette without any kind of shit.
>>6707400
She's easily better than the meme gremlin. So you could place her at third worst at the lowest.
>>6707423
Cats are scary as hell bro.
>>6707408
Yeah but I mean non-general SU threads. You know, like just regular threads.
>>6707400
>Hating best gems.
Why is your taste so shit?
>>6707428
Sounds like you're making them wrong.
>>6707434
Non general threads are still allowed, yes.
>>6702329
Who is that on the right?
>>6707446
Oh cool, I remember times when they'd delete all SU threads period, I was wondering because there's not a single one up on /co/ at the moment.
They fucked
We're not even going to reach the image limit, are we?
>>6707462
>being a retarded /co/ fag
>>6707400
What's even the point on hating the gems? I mean you really don't have a lot of reasons to hate anyone on the show, especially the main 4 gems.
>>6707459
Well Lapis is pretty good at raping everyone.
>>6707478
Being bitter fucks unhappy in their daily life.
>>6707473
>being this flaccid
>>6707479
Best friends can't rape each other
>>6707478
You must enlightenment by loving all the gems.
>>6707478
So they can complain and say their favorite is best
>>6707523
Grace's art is shit
>>6707516
I like each of them but in different ammounts, I don't love them all, I just don't hate any of them, no real point in doing so.
>>6707523
Who is that?
>>6707538
That ho needs to draw Jasper
>>6707559
>>6707567
>>6707548
She has, it looked like shit
>>6707570
>>6706426
Isn't Bismuth a crackhead?
>>6707575
>>6707559
>>6707547
An irrelevant chick who works on Power Puff Girls
>>6707538
Better than yours
Oh my! Due to a cosmic plothole, you are now a gemstone that is your birthstone! Where are you, and what are you going to do with your new gem life?
Birthstone cheatsheet
> January
Garnet
>February
Amethyst
>March
Aquamarine
>April
Diamond
>May
Emerald
>June
Pearl
Alexandrite
>July
Ruby
>August
Peridot
Sardonyx
Spinel
>September
Sapphire
>October
Tourmaline
Opal
>November
Topaz
Citrine
>December
Tanzanite
Zircon
Turquoise
>>6707570
Why is she wearing Mickey Mouse gloves
>>6707601
I'd rather be a Sardonyx
post your lewd headcanons.
one of mine is that masturbation is super orgasmic for fusions since it's like playing with your junk and having someone else doing it at the same time
>>6707601
>Diamond
Gonna enslave some negros, maybe die from a rebellion and shit like that.
Whale
P
e
n
i
s
>>6707623
How powerful are one of Alexandrite's quadruple orgasms?
>>6707630
Looks like a ten year old drew it.
>>6707648
>Lapidot
Nail on the head.
>>6707623
GEM BALLS SIZES
Amethyst: purple with blue spots
Pearl: shiny, oblong danglers, small hairs
Peridot: small, close together, close to her body, suffocating
Lapis: narrow, hangs down, filled with water
Jasper: each one is as big as your fist. Low hanging, wrinkles
>>6707632
I'm glad her canon whale penis is finally getting some love by the fandom
>>6707632
Inside Sapphire?
>>6707632
When will the lonely whale finally return to it's warm, orange home?
>>6707632
haha what if a gust of wind blew lapis's skirt up and Steven saw her squirming whale penis and she got really embarrassed about it haha
>>6702383
Lapis has a small penis.
>>6707601
>Emerald
>6'1" hungry skeleton with a mustache
This would be interesting
>>6707720
She has a large beautiful floppy penis.
>>6707657
Long live the whaledick
HAILDICK WHALEDICK!
>>6707688
Are you proud of yourself?
When the fuck is the next episode?
>>6707763
April 2017.
>>6707688
Geez that's my fetish, too bad it's futa
>>6707601
>Emerald.
Post spoilers for what Emerald will look like in-show.
>>6707688
This wait is killing me.
Gems should hug gems.
>>6707688
Is this the scene Ian boarded that had to be removed by CN censors which caused him to get angry and quit
>>6707756
lapis delicious tentacle penis
>>6707786
Alone at Sea could've been fantastic.
>>6707786
Of which Zuke also found out about and uprooted her lapidot sensibilities, driving her to quit
>>6707784
Lapidotfags should DIE
>>6707784
Lapis rapes Sap- i mean Gems though.
What would Lapis do if steven died?
>>6707784
I want to hug a scared little Ruby until my clothes combust.
>>6707810
An anon colored it once
Jasper wasn't a cuck for once.
>>6707831
Dab
>>6707873
Kak
>>6707861
>tfw we seem to have more colourfags than drawfags
Raccoon killers.
>>6707914
I love Nyong.
>>6707923
It's so small you won't need any
>"MADE OF LOVE?!"
>>6703098
Sweetie, if you're trying to become Rivet you'll have to put your back into it when you post like that.
>>6707869
Jasper was born a cuck
>>6707968
>orange tables and words
>>6708008
what did they mean by this?
Who here is depressed?
>>6708028
I'm not a blue piece of shit
>>6708008
>green frogs
>>6708040
>roleplaying
>>6708028
I'm not
>>6708049
>green frogs
>there is ONE green frog and one pink frog
>>6707947
Silly Cucksper!
>>6708064
>there are two green frogs
>and one pink bird
WOW
TODAY FUCKING SUCKED
>>6708084
>holy shit I missed the joke kms
>>6708073
>Shitskin Lapis
Sorry, but she hasta go back.
>>6708086
I'm sorry.
>>6708089
>there was never a joke to begin with
>I might as well jump in traffic
>>6708091
EAT A NIGGER YOU FUCKKEN RACIST
>>6708091
>>6708091
When is Big Daddy Donald going to fuck Jasper?
>>6708110
Shitskin genocide soon, all spics must hang
>>6708086
succ'd*
Who here hates themselves?
>>6708131
Jasper isn't a shitskin, though.
She's a dedicated negroid who just so happens to enjoy dogs.
>>6708145
I'm not an orange piece of dogshit
>>6708145
I hate (You).
what did they mean by this?
>>6708146
If her skin is the colour of shit she's a shitskin, doesn't matter if she's a spic, nigger, poo in the loo, etc.
>>6708073
Maybe Dogsper will have better luck!
>>6708174
It means Jasper needs to fuck Sapphire.
>Captcha: Humps for Cintra
>>6708177
Dang.
Goodbye, gay doggo.
Why is lapis so op?
>>6708196
Nanomachines, or just really tiny Peridots.
>>6708028
>>6708145
Me
>>6708028
kinda yeah
>>6708224
Who?
>>6708179
Best of luck dogsper! Bork! Hole in one! Every dog has their day!
>>6707523
kill yourself
>>6707559
kill yourself
>>6707567
kill yourself
>>6707570
kill yourself
>>6707575
kill yourself
>>6707390
She wasn't