Time for a HG thread.

Nah, Time for TDI Sim time

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>>6656706
>>6656723
Science time

>>6656723
TDI will make your teeth go gray

Let's play a round of "Who Am I"!

I'm a piece of shit leeching off of the tax payers while shittalking them behind their backs. I've never worked a day in my life but I RP a lot of cute yugioh cards!!! I also have autism, please just out a fucking bullet through my skull.

>>6656753
(You)

>>6656749
This game is just modern Dark Souls I love it

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>>6656718 (Garma)
Don't worry about it, man. It happens to the best of us. You met my dad? I... Oh, you must be referring to Britain! Yeah, he's a nice person.
Everyone aspires to be something. I guess he wanted to break away from being a pirate and be refined. The both of us... I guess the both of us changed.

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I'm getting that mint welfare $$$ to fuel my addiction to drinking.

>>6656779
Abo.

IWANTATDISIM

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>>6656749
>I keep on forgetting to get this game... but, i'll get it tomorrow

>>6656749
what is this?

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>>6656765
What is it called?

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>>6656787
I'm not an abo, I'm a bogan.

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>>6656801
Let it die

>>6656805
Let it Die Im pretty sure

>huggu

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>>6656718 (Garma)
I never said I was the best source of it, it's just what worked for me. And besides, it's not like I'm totally lacking in knowledge.
>>6656679 (Zer0)
Interesting is a word to describe half of what this place does, honestly.
Other half is probably 'annoying'.

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All this science talk is confusing

>>6656810
>420

kek

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>>6656814
You can use a lot.
Interesting, annoying,
fun, weird, and so on.

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>>6656765
Got that right

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>>6656817
Don't let the big boy words cloud your puny head, Ed-Boy.

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>>6656812
Thank you.

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>>6656856
Well okay....hey wait!?

>>6656858
I would like to believe that is actual vomit, that can hurt you. Since, that looks like vomit to me.

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>>6656772
You weren't always the hero? What do you mean?

>>6656814
I'd rather not turn to bitterness like you have...no offense

>>6656765
You want to know how I know you've never actually played Let it Die?

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>>6656886
It's vomit.

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>>6656895
Well... Before it all happened, I wasn't really focused on being a hero. I honestly don't remember when I began wanting to be the hero. I guess I changed after the war. England did, too.

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Let's set up patrol around this area, protect any civvies, shoot looters on sight.

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>>6656877
I am the night, I am, Bat-Man....

>Vanishes as Bat-Man would.

>>6656906
Dang, I thought it was some acid or something.

We need a Host

>>6656902
I dont own a Playstation 4

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>>6656915
That disgusting shit is just the tip of the iceberg pham.

I want Demon Souls 2

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>>6656828
Oh, don't get showy on me. Sheesh, is that just pure reflex or something, how you talk, or do you gotta think about it?
>>6656895
Ehehe...that bitterness was something I just got used to a long time ago, even before that. Not that it really gives any real comfort.
>>6656912
...Oookay, so are you talking to yourself, or are you expecting me to help you with this random crap I don't know what you're on about?

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>>6656914
Dangit he done tricked us again! Better update our blog

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>>6656912
Hold up, fellas, when did you guys get assigned here? I don't remember being told about you guys coming here at all.
You guys aren't exactly the best at being soldiers, no offence.

>>6656923
Can't wait to play it myself, and discover what is in this game within a game.

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>>6656935
It is pure reflex.
A master such as myself
does not need to think.

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I hope you guys die a painful death.

>>6656962
Fuck off Aqua

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MEEEEEP!

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>>6656909
I find it hard to believe he was an unruly pirate before.

>>6656935
I know I sound like a broken record, but you could always change your outlook.

>>6656934
Never happening but there are rumors that either DeS or DaS1 is getting an HD update.

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>>6656960
...Are you looking at me? What's with that stare, bro? Is something on my devilishly handsome face?
>>6656962
I will someday, don't worry. You're gonna see it happen sometime in the near future. Fireworks will do the trick.
>>6656988
He was. Ruled the Seven Seas, and had a good kick outta tormenting Spain. I think he still was one when he met me, but I can't remember.
I guess he changed.

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>>6656962
If I go out, it's going to be with a big bang, myself.
>>6656959
...Huh. So basically you couldn't stop even if you wanted to, huh?
>>6656988
Yeah...but, you know...circumstances? Hehehe, besides, it beats me blasting at everyone who does the slightest provocation, doesn't it?

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>>6657005
How did you two meet? If you can remember that is.

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>>6657025
Let's put it this way:
You are not the first to speak
about my vocals.

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>>6656935
He was giving orders to the rest of us, engie.
>>6656942
Yesterday. That's because we are more then just soldiers.
>>6656974
Settle down!
Captain potential riot ahead.
"Get to cover and get ready for the worst"
On it.

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>>6657027
...I think... Finland found me and told France and England about me. When Britain and France found me, the both of them tried to coax me into going with either of them. I was about to pick France, but then I noticed that England was crying because he didn't have anything for me, so I picked him instead.
I guess it's a silly story, but to Britain, it was everything.

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>>6657025
>Slaps you on the back right before realizing not to touch you
ohp. whoops. Anyways, how ya doin tank girl?

canwegettothegame

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>>6657025
I suppose that's true, You haven't had an outburst in a while.

>>6657049
Do you regret choosing England over France? Imagine how different things would have been.

Still working on my game. Sorry famalams

>>6657056
>heats heatingly

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>>6657048
Well, can you blame me? A lot of people have the illusion of being in a group, at times.
>>6657044
Must be a pain. Not just doing that, but the commentary.
>>6657056
>She unsurprisingly lets out a deafening shriek.
>>6657084
Not...even when some idiots do things they know better than....

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>>6657048
Yesterday? I've got a lotta doubts about it, but I guess I can believe you just this once. For official purposes, I need you to tell me why you're here and what kind of soldiers you all are.
Just to tell my boss, and all that. Can't have him going into a fit because he didn't know you guys were here.
>>6657084
Well... I don't know how to answer that. No, because I learnt a lot of things from him, and Canada's basically what would've happened if I went to Britain instead.
...I'd like to see them both here sometime. France and Canada.

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>>6657048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_795214&feature=iv&src_vid=L28CnhmeAD4&v=F-oAaElViaU

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>>6657096
It is not so bad.
It is almost poetic.
And...commentary?

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>>6657091
>Turns down the thermostat
>>6657096
>covers my ears until you finish
I don't still don't know if that means alright or not..

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>>6657108
You know, the 'witty' remarks?
>>6657123
HOW MANY DAMN TIMES? HOW MANY?

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>>6657096
Let's hope it stays that way. I like seeing you calm.

I'm off for now, take care Rika.

>>6657098
Me too, they seem like good people.

Well I better get going, I have a bunch of stuff to manage tomorrow.
>Hugs
Thanks for being a good friend, Alfred.

Lurkers come out

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>>6657128
Ah, those are better.
Is there nothing as sweet as
mocking those you've slain?

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>>6657096
Sounds like you've been getting too close tothe nut jobs.
>>6657106
"Wolves. Dont shoot them, they are just scavenging."
Keep an eye out, stay in cover got it.
>>6657098
First and foremost who is your boss this is classified information.

First 24 with a name and a tribute.

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>>6657128
I woulda figured you'd stop screaming after the 2nd time.....but I guess I was wrong.

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>>6657169
Zer0

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>>6657145
>>6657162

....
>Vanishes into the night.
>>6657169
The Wolf Brigade

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>>6657145
>Ikaros flaps her wings
Yes?

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>>6657169
Velvet Crowe

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>>6657169
Wrench

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>>6657145
Do you need something?

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>>6657169
Azama

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>>6657169
Kaito

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>tfw no Umi armpit to suck on

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>>6657169
Vore

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>>6657169
Venom

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>>6657169
The Jackals

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>>6657169
Bill

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>>6657169
Alfred Jones
>>6657143
They are. Even if we have disagreements, and even if we don't see each other often, I love them so much.
You're going? I'll catch you on the flipside, Garma. And thank YOU for being so tolerant of my flaws. Thanks for the hug... And see ya later, bro.
>>6657162
The president himself, funnily enough. He's my boss, and he's one of the best bosses ever. Are you all American?

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>>6657169
Otto Suwen

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>>6657169
Biglegs

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>>6657169
Ikaros

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>>6657169
Baki

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>>6657169
Nymph

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>>6657143
No guarantee there. Maybe someday.

...Later.
>>6657155
They're not around to hear the remarks though, now aren't they?
>>6657162
...What nut jobs?
>>6657175
IT'S EVERY TIME.
IT -WILL- BE EVERY. TIME.
HOW IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?
>>6657169
Rika

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>>6657169
FUCK ME VERY BEING DADDY

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>>6657169
Metal Cooler

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>>6657169
Capra Demon

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>>6657169
Reigen Arataka

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>>6657169
Dr.Pig

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>>6657169
Rinoa and Angelo

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>>6657169
Amy Rose

>>6657228
i have never been so flaccid in my entire life

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>>6657210
Yes, you are correct.
The dead are usually not
a receptive crowd.

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>>6657169
Jack-O

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>>6657169
Division

>>6657176
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>>6657182
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>>6657210
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>>6657219
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>>6657227
FUCKING NORMIES

>>6657240
Multiplication

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>>6657243

>>6657246
Underrated

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>>6657243

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>>6657243
I am unclear on what a "Normiie" is.

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>>6657243
B-but... God damnit. Fuck you. I'm going back to /b/

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>>6657243
Takes one to know one.
...Wait. That's a good thing, isn't it? Why're you insulting me with a good thing?

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>>6657243

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>>6657243
Who are you calling Normie

Normie

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fug

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>>6657210
Why can't you try NOT screaming then?

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>>6657179
Captain, Im unsure but that figure looked like a LMB.
"Stay focused make sure he doesn't advance until we get a clearer sight"
>>6657200
He's ours as well, yes.
>>6657210
The wierdos around here.
>>6657246
Subtraction

>>6657254
>Multiplication being underrated
Everyone knows that Addition is the most underrated.
>>6657281
Addition

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>>6657278
>turns thermostat back up
B-baka

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>>6657243
Welp back to lurking

>>6657180
>Rubs watermelons

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>>6657281
I mean, of course he is, you're all American! I've just gotta ask, though; how come he didn't tell me about you guys? I'm sure you must know who I am.

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>>6657237
It's always more satisfying when you can exchange banter, really.
>>6657278
NO? It's like someone stabbing you with PURE TERROR.
>>6657281
Pffft. After what I've seen and been through? Nothing's weird.

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>>6657289
Fractions > Decimals

debate me. you'll lose.

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>>6657304
That may be true, but
any time to mock someone
is a good time. Right?

>>6657315
>Fractions
>Better than Decimals
>imfuckingplying
This is some top-tier b8 you have here, and I'm ashamed that I fell for it.

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>>6657315
Whole Numbers > Integers

I challenge just ONE person to beat me in a debate.

You pick the topic and i'll pick your coffin.

>>6657333
>liking any value that can't be expressed as a ratio of two whole numbers
Your life is bad and you should feel bad.

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>>6657297
>Without hesitation she grabs the anon by the wrist
What are you doing?

>>6657358
You have the best taste, m8.
Intergers are shit.
>>6657359
>not liking any value that can't be expressed as a ratio of two whole numbers
At least I won't have a life as shit as yours.

>>6657376
>being this irrational
Kill.yourself

>>6657396
>being this rational
lmfao

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>>6657358

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>>6657294
>Turns it down again
Keep yourself warm if you need to. Not everyone has fire powers.
>>6657304
W-why can't we just drop this? It was an accident...

Pwned

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If we're going to talk about numbers, then we should talk about money. Who here has it, and who here is willing to buy oil?

>>6657428
Daily reminder: never trust the "Fate"

>>6657364
I just want to touch your melons. They are very big and juicy looking.

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>>6657328
Eh, not really. Loses the punch when they can't get it.
>>6657420
We'll drop it when you LEARN.
>>6657428
Why the hell would anyone here need oil?

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>>6657428
They say anything can be bought and sold with the right amount of oil

I want to fuck those angeloids.

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>>6657428
OIL? GIVE ME ALL OF IT, AND YOU'LL HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THE MOON. Wait, what kind of oil is it?

>>6657460
Oh shit, this is bad, HIDE!!!!
>>6657428

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>>6657446
>Ikaros processes this for a moment before releasing her iron grip on the Anon's wrist
Very well. But if you damage it in any way I will eliminate you.

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>>6657440
I haven't met one of these Fate people yet. I'm starting to think they're nothing but myths.

>>6657447
>>6657460
It's the kind of oil you would use for heating, so it's very important. Would you two like some?

>>6657453
What I'm looking for is gold. I'm not accepting any of the fake currency I've been seeing around here.

>>6657469
Is tha mant a Fate you've been telling me about?

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>>6657428
What quantity do you normally sell them in? barrels or small quart containers? something like those would give me a good idea if I wanted to buy some or not.

>Korean president getting impeached

Oh shit. whats the situation like over there Hosh?

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>>6657447
Perhaps. However,
if my banter is horrid,
they cannot boo me.

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>>6657428
Lube me up sexy.

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>>6657469
I NEED THAT GODDAMN OIL, ANON, I NEED IT. I CAN'T KEEP "PERSUADING" THE MIDDLE EAST TO GIVE ME ANY.
>>6657482
For heating? Like... I hope you mean the oil I'm thinking of, man, but I need some either way! How much are you selling, and how much is it?

>>6657477
>squeezes boobie
Yep, just as big and as ripe as I thought.

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>>6657482
Have you tried selling it to Ainsley Harriott?

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Jeez, what is taking that Guy for making a new HG Game

>>6657482
That Avenger is one of them

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>>6657482
Sure, that'd be worthwhile, if I didn't have magic to do the same thing. Sorry, but you don't have a customer with me.
>>6657486
Can't improve your game that way, now can you?
>>6657507
It's bait.

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>>6657515
I do not need to
when I am already great:
wordplay, and swordplay.

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>>6657495
>Pushes the anon as hard as she can, shattering his every bone within his body

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Hello and good evening. I was told there was a blonde guy in a lot of green who wanted me to treat them to a green biscuit.

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>>6657515
Bait, but I want to be in The Hunger Games

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>>6657525
You come here often?

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>>6657525
Oh, Hey En, yeah a guy matching that description just showed up.

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>>6657525
He's selling oil

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>>6657483
I have them in barrels, but if you'd like I could find something smaller to put it in. Anything to get a man like you to walk away with a good amount of oil!

>>6657489
I don't do the lubing sir. You'll have to find someone else to do that for you.

>>6657493
I'm not all too sure myself. I'm not an oil expert, I'm just a merchant trying to sell an overstock.
It's 500 gold a barrel sir. A man of your stature should be able to afford that.

>>6657498
I do not know of a person with that name. It sounds absolutely foreign to me.

>>6657514
Yes, yes, I'm aware. What's his name...er, the man with the angry red eyes told me all about him. I'll make sure to avoid him at all cost.

>>6657515
If that's so then you're free to leave me alone. I need to sell as many people as possible, and you're hindering my sales tactics.

>>6657525
Blond guy with a lot of green? Sounds like nobody here.

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>>6657537
>Takes it off

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>>6657545
He oils it up, also you seem busy so we're going to leave you be

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>>6657521
Or so you think, anyhow.
>>6657525
Green...biscuit? The merchant's right over there.
>>6657545
At least I'm not competition, huh?
>>6657529
Then wait. A lot.

>>6657545
Whom you want to avoid?

>>6656753
...Izaya?

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>>6657525
Good evening, miss. If you can do me a favour real quick, can you please describe this blonde guy to me? All the details would be appreciated!
>>6657545
A merchant, too? I didn't think Tim had any apprentices, but that doesn't hold my concern in the slightest!
...500 Gold? Can that be converted to other currencies? Like, say, American dollars? I could afford it, but I don't know how much Gold is.

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>>6657545
That's wonderful customer service then, but one more thing! This one's even more important, what kind of oil is it?

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>>6657560
Waiting is for Pusses

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>>6657555

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>>6657537
I tend to come by whenever I've finished all my duties and need some more green biscuits from Lord Ainz.

>>6657540
Oh Oh! Could you point me in their direction, Lord Ainz said he'd triple the amount of green biscuits I get for visiting him here today.

>>6657541
Oil? What kind of oil is he trying to sell? Is it a fragrant oil or a cooking oil?

>>6657545
You look a lot like the face that was in the scroll I got, but Mr. No good butler is going to show me who it is anyways.

>>6657560
A green biscuit is something that Lord ainz made so that I don't have to eat people all the time.

>>6657569
Well.. He has a green hat, blonde hair, and a lot of other green clothes. I guess you'd fit the description too but the horrible butler is going to show me who it is since he thinks he knows.
>She holds out a scroll with the guys picture on it, the face is all messed up and the nose is WAY to big.

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>>6657560
I do not think so,
I know so. The last few times
were merely just flukes.

>>6657522
>anon was actually a watermelon

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>>6657581
>Fucks Spider-Man in the Ass

>>6657600
kek

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>>6657588
I think you're talking about this guy selling oil.
>Kaito points one of his fingers at the man.
>>6657545

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>>6657588
Man-eater, huh? Lemme guess, it tastes like crap, too, huh?
>>6657592
HAH! If you're an expert, I'm a master.

>>6657525
I wish I could marry this bug.

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>>6657615
I am sure you wish
to achieve my level. Well,
keep on dreaming, girl.

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>>6657600
>kneels down to the now smashed watermelon and tries to scoop up the pieces with her hands

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>>6657559
I'm never busy for a possible customer! Please, tell me how much you want and I'll get it out to you right away!

>>6657560
As I understand there isn't another merchant here, and you certainly don't look like one with your outlandish clothing.

>>6657562
Whom I want to avoid!

>>6657569
Ah-mur-ikan? Don't tell me this is another one of those yen things another person tried to give me. I'm not interested in fake currency.

>>6657577
It's multipurpose oil I believe. At first I thought it was your regular oil you would need for everyday life, but apparently it is also edible. I saw a girl eat it with something called curry.

>>6657588
I can promise you I'm not the person you're looking for. I have no gold to buy bread for you, let alone myself.

>>6657615
Carnivores have a very small and weak range of tastes, so from a biological standpoint I can't imagine that what they're required to eat to survive would taste bad.

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>>6657588
He said heating oil
>>6657581
Oh dear..oh no..okay come on man, aim for the toilet

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>>6657614
>>6657545
>She studies the scroll for a bit then the mans face again.
His nose seems a bit off, and the head is too big. Are you sure about this Mr. butler?

>>6657615
I enjoy eating the meaty biceps of men normally, oooooh and the fat, but the biscuits. The biscuits taste like roaches, and beetles, and worms, the list goes on!

>>6657617
But I'm not for marrying, I'm for serving as a combat maid.

>>6657638
I don't need your money to buy bread. I just need you to try this biscuit.
>She holds out an off colored green biscuit
It's complimentary of my Lord.

>>6657643
Oh for stuff like Lanterns and burning piles of corpses?

>>6657637
h-holy shit I take it back this is too sad

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>>6657615
Master Sledge will destroy you with The Dark Energem
>>6657629
What dream?

You got killed by a Little Girl and a Dog
>>6657608
Ew

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>>6657588
...
>The hero gives a thumbs up at the completely accurate drawing of the person, wondering if it was relating to him. The eyebrows look large to him, so maybe...
Green hat, green clothes, and blonde hair. I don't know if it's referring to me or not, but I'll tell you what; the description reminds me of someone I know. It could be him. Anything else, miss?
>>6657638
Close enough! You must be from Japan to pronounce it like that! No, it's not yen. It's a different currency entirely, and I assure you that the money I have is legit! It's just the conversion rate, I guess...

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>>6657608
>Moans fuckingly
>You like this.

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>>6657647
You bury corpses, burning them just gives you away
>>6657638
But we don't want anything right now

>>6657638
Errr, sorry, I meant you want to avoid Avenger or that other guy?

hey does anyone want to run me over with their car
i'll pay u to do it

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>>6657668
RAAAAAAAAAAA, Why did this Freak get his own Movie?!?!

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>>6657661
Just that I'm suppose to feed him a green biscuit and watch how he reacts.

>>6657673
But if your trying to make a point and signal more fodder to the chopper then isn't burning the corpses better. Though Demiurge likes to collect every bit and piece of a person including the fleshy bits and organs to make his servants. I sometimes sneak in and steal bits of the huge corpse piles to eat.

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>>6657629
As if I would stoop that low~. I learned from only the best.
>>6657647
You know, that's about what I've heard from people like you. Ever tried, like...cattle?
>>6657641
You never know with magical beings.
>>6657638
That's what I was saying, genius.... Hehehehe, I know of at least one person that sells medicine.
>>6657656
Uh. And who the hell?

>>6657686
Hell no. I like my car.

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>>6657656
And you are acting
like you have never failed here.
How presumptuous.

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>>6657647
>But I'm not for marrying, I'm for serving as a combat maid.
I see...
Would you by chance know how to tie a noose?

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>>6657654
>Ikaros manages to scoop up what pieces and carry the dripping remains to a small hole. She buries the watermelon.
>She kneels down beside the small grave and prays

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>>6657647
>Otto takes the biscuit out of the girls hand and bites into it
This bread you've given me is delicious, but why is it green? I've never seen bread that color before.

>>6657661
I'm not from Juh-pan either. I'm from Lugnica, which is the farthest kingdom to the west. I've looked over the yen I was given and I can assure you it's nothing but fake money.

>>6657673
Think on it for a bit and then tell me when you're ready to buy.

>>6657675
I want to avoid whatever these Fate people are. I was told they were nothing but trouble.

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>>6657702
The name is Wrench

>>6657703
please, end my suffering

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>>6657638
Hmm.. It is? Great, I'll take a quart of it please, it's only for a test of it's quality for now. Though if it passes you might have a regular buyer. How much? O-oh and do you accept Yen?
>>6657647
>Kaito takes a peek at the scroll and chuckles to himself.
Haha, trust me, I have a couple of run-ins with bad sketches like that. Just..
>Kaito puts his hand over the picture's face, covering just the bad facial features.
See..?

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>>6657700
...You should meet our son, you two seem to have a lot in common
>>6657714
Will do
>>6657711
You...uh....you okay over there?

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>>6657702
The best, you say? Heh.
That is odd, since I do not
recall teaching you.

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>>6657711
>Fucks Ikaros

>>6657717
You deserve to suffer.

>>6657711
>was human the whole time
>is now buried alive

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>>6657702
But what did a little cow ever do to deserve me eating them whole without killing them first.

>>6657708
Of course, let me get Sebas to bring us some rope strong enough to hang you from a bridge for everyone to see.

>>6657714
Green biscuits are my favorite treat alongside the strong meaty parts of a mans arms. They're usually filled with roaches, grasshoppers, and other insects for me to eat. I'm glad you enjoy them to, now Lord Ainz will give me triple rations of them and I can share some with you again!

>>6657721
Oh I see it now. I'm sure Lord Ainz would be happy to hear about you helping me here. He enjoys when his lesser servants can get tasks done.

>>6657729
Son? I don't have any children.

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>>6657686
I would, but my car just got washed. I wouldn't want to wash it again, but...
How much are we talking, here?
>>6657700
A green biscuit? No, no, you can't be referring to the guy I'm thinking of, he wouldn't like it all too much.
I meant "details" as in physical ones, but that's close enough! Using my heroic intellect, I can safely say that he's probably here! The glasses aren't just for show, you know.
>>6657714
"Lugnica"? I ain't never heard of a place called that before. We don't even have any kingdoms in the west, only nations. And yen isn't exactly all too fake, but... What about it is fake, exactly? Is it because it's paper?

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>>6657742
Not you, us! We have a son

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>>6657729
>Ikaros stands up and dusts her knees off before answering
I will be alright.

>>6657741
>Believing she has buried her precious melon she walks away from the grave site not wanting to be reminded of what she has done

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>>6657715
And I care why? You don't really seem worth worrying about.
>>6657730
"Heh". Since when did I specify swordsmanship, huh?
>>6657742
What did a little human? Honestly, I'm not even debating you here, I can already tell your feelings and values work pretty much entirely different from mine, I'm just curious.

>>6657738
b-but why? i'm a good person!

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>Accidentally drops ¥ 199999999999.00

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>>6657747
He already took a bite of one of the green biscuits and he seemed to enjoy it quite a bit.

>>6657759
>She starts scratching her head confused
But if not me, but us, then wouldn't that involve me being only the two of us?

>>6657764
Well a little human will grow up to destroy thousands of things in there life while thinking that the few things they create will balance it all out. Then they'll reproduce and cause a thousand fold more destruction! Their much better as cattle to be eaten then actual cattle because they scream.

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>>6657764
Should I mention there is a Dark Energem and if it's destroyed, It creates a Blackhole

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>>6657711
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgw_RD_1_5I

In the Name of God, the merciful Father, we commit the body of the fruity departed to the peace of the grave. Oh God, our Father, we entrust this watermelon into your hands
>The priest lets three hand-fulls of earth fall onto the makeshift grave
From dust you came, to dust you shall return. Jesus Christ, our Saviour, shall raise you up on the last day.

Now let us pray.

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>>6657763
Alright uh...yell if you need anything?

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>>6657702
So I was wrong all along! Someone that sells medicine is going to give me trouble. They're cunning people that know how to outsell other merchants. Tell me who this medical merchant is so I can look out for them.

>>6657721
Even more yen I see. Have you no gold? That's the only currency I'm willing to accept right now. It's what I can take back with me and not have to worry about exchanging it.

>>6657742
>Otto spits out the biscuit after hearing what was in them
You can't feed people insects! Lord only know I might get sick and die from this!

>>6657747
Most paper, and the fact I've never seen it before until now. I've been to many places in my travels and not once have I seen currency quite like that. I won't take any chances with what you people use for currency here, so I will stick to the gold that I need.

>>6657763
Dammit bitch

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>>6657742
I already thought of myself as that, but hearing you say it kind of hurts my fragile ego..
>>6657772
Man, that bread has a lot of dough, hehe..

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>>6657778
You're not us, we are us, you are you

>>6657768
You were willing to pay somebody to hit you with their car.
Good people don't do that.

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>>6657784
>FUCKS VENOM ANGRY

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>>6657789
Bought a new pair of loafers the other day, I feel elated.

>>6657747
like i dunno..20 bucks?
>>6657800
psh, who are you, the moral police?

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>>6657785
>Her face seems to quiver as you spit out the biscuit
Ah... don't waste good food. If I'm not allowed to eat you outside of the arena then you should enjoy the green biscuits too. They'll make you even tastier when I get to eat you in it.

>>6657789
But you are a shitty lesser butler to Lord Ainz until you get big and strong and can beat CZ.

>>6657799
>She starts rubbing her head confused
But there's only you in front of me, there isn't you and someone else.

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>>6657772
>The hero accidentally steals it, whistling innocently to himself.
WHOOPS, DID I DO THAT?
>>6657778
...
Are we talking about the same person, here? Green eyes, blonde, large eyebrows and wears green clothes? Because I don't think the guy I'm thinking of would like it too much.
>>6657785
Alright, so it's because you haven't seen it before. Maybe I can pay you for the oil, but I have to ask you this question, first; what does Gold look like? Is it a gold bar, a gold coin, just gold...?

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>>6657788
>Luckily for the anon within the grave a bell was buried within the grave

>>6657783
>prays beside the strange men that have gathered around the grave of her beloved watermelon


>>6657784
I will notify you if anything is needed.

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>>6657799
We are many, you are but two.

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>>6657820
He just spit it out too... I was so excited to have a friend to make nice and fat with green biscuits to eat in the arena.

>>6657824
>within the grave a bell was buried within the grave

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>>6657778
Such is the nature of pretty much all species, to be selfish. And there's always the possibility it might not, too.
>>6657779
...You're making about as much sense as can't be made.
>>6657785
Unfortunately for you, they're specialized, cheap, and the absolute best in their class. Her? Hmmm....
>After a moment, she shrugs with a grin.
Couldn't tell you. She doesn't make her way around often.

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>>6657820
I wonder... ....
>Gives you the cue for the pun.

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>>6657764
Then, master of what?
Quote: "If you are an expert,
I am a master."

>>6657824
>rings bell

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>>6657817
Ah but we are two, human and alien
>>6657832
What happens if you fight another you?
>>6657824
Thanks

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>>6657837
>Mistakes were made due to lack of sleep and forgetting to spell check.

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>>6657824
Ikaros, You're Pregnant
>>6657799
Venom, You're Pregnant and so is Spider-Man

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>>6657847
We have no clue.

>>6657835
Re can you leave?

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>>6657785
Gold huh..? I'm guessing you mean coins by what I've seen here so far, but what about just regular gold, not like a bar but like... Loose gold I suppose.
>>6657809
God Dammit... I hate you now, but I'll probably like you sooner or later, because yeast grows on people right? That's pretty gross actually.
>>6657817
D-did you have to add shitty too?! But why would I want to beat her up? The point is that I'm here not that I want to advance.

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>>6657817
You can't eat me! I'm a living being with the rights to life and liberty! Taking that away from me makes you nothing more than a criminal!
>Otto hands the remains of the green biscuit back to the insect
If you're hungry then eat the rest of this. Hopefully you won't be hungry after you munch of this for a bit.

>>6657820
Gold coins are what I have seen the most of. You don't know this, but it's fairly common where I hail from.

>>6657838
That's good news at least. I couldn't tell you what they would mean for me if I had competition like that.
To think it's a woman too. If the other merchants found out about this I'd become the laughingstock for sure...

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>>6657814
Twenty bucks? That's too expensive, man, but I'll take it. When do you want to get hit by the car? Tomorrow? Next week? Right this very second? I'm a busy man, so this has to fit within my schedule.
>>6657835
So we're talking about the same person? Strange! I didn't think he would be here today, but apparently he is!
..."Nice and fat"? The weirdest chill ran up my spine when you said that. Brr. Green biscuits don't sound like they taste too good.
>>6657839
>He didn't even need to be signed to, the puns just come out naturally.
I DIDN'T TAKE THE DOUGH, MAN, I'M A SELF-RAISED HERO! I WOULD LOAF DOING THINGS LIKE THIS, I WOULDN'T BE AT YEAST!

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>>6657859
>Dark Energem Explodes and creates a Blackhole

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>>6657868
Loose gold isn't something I would consider. I have no doubt that it would be worth something, but the hassle that comes with it wouldn't be worth my time. I'm a man of business, not a man of turning lose gold into coins.

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>>6657838
We don't look for exceptions. We just make examples of cattle.

>>6657847
Human and alien? That's an interesting combination don't you think?

>>6657868
Well it's how you get your title to be better in front of Lord Ainz. CZ and any of the other combat maids would be perfectly fine.

>>6657876
Well if I ate it then of course I wouldn't be all that hungry anymore. That's what the biscuits are meant for. If I find you in the arena though and I kill you I'll definitely eat your body, that was the agreement I made.

>>6657877
Their really delicious, a lot of nutrition and supplemental values are in them to help a growing maid get stronger.

>>6657866
>Nah

>>6657877
asap

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>>6657840
Well, in our separate fields, admittedly. Magic, duh.
>>6657876
That's Eientei for you.
What's so funny about it?
>>6657892
Aaah, it's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?

>>6657858
gee i wonder who this could be

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>>6657876
And it's pretty common in other nations back at home, too. How many gold coins can be made out of a bar of gold? Answer that, and I'll be able to pay for the oil by Monday!
>>6657892
Maybe I could borrow a few to lend to Sakuya, then... No, no, they could be one of those sickly shades of green. How delicious are we talking, here?
>>6657904
Can't do right now because the fourth wall won't allow me to, so you're gonna have to wait until the next time I come here. Gimme a shout and I'll be there, 'kay?

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>>6657859
Impossible. I was not programmed to give birth.

>>6657847
There is no reason for you to be thanki-

>>6657845
>Without hesitation Ikaros inserts her hand into the ground beside the tiny grave site and lifts up a massive mound of earth along with the grave
>She begins to shake the mound of earth within her grasp in order to find the melon she buried moments ago

>>6657908
Who do you think I am?

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>>6657859
We already have enough kids
>>6657865
Do the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few?
>>6657892
We've grown on it

>>6657910
okay fine...but you better deliver

>>6657908
same

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>>6657888
OH SHIT

IT'S ME BIGGIE CHEESE

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>>6657907
In a world under the control of Nazarick the perspective is what we want of it.

>>6657910
Their really, really, good. If you've ever eaten a cockroach it's like eating five at once with some glow worm wrapped around it all with a crumbley centipede shell.

>>6657917
So your fine with being an alien human hybrid?

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>>6657907
Precisely, young one.
You cannot compare skills in
two different trades.

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>>6657911
Are you already unearthing your melon garden?

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>>6657868
I'm feeling a bit crumbfy, I haven't kick backed to a crumbfy tune in a while. I've been unfaithfully, been listening to not--
...
>Falls fast asleep.
>>6657877
... ... I'm victim to bread puns aren't I? I'll see you in the next flour.
>Hands you some more dough, but in pounds.

>Falls fast asleep.

Certain male Moths, butterflies, and wasps fuck other male competitors to prevent them from getting laid.

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>>6657859
Dr.Pig, You are banished

>>6657911
>has become a watermelon-anon hybrid
>slaps Ikaros for burying watetmelanon alive

>>6657911
Is that you Roryfag?

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>>6657928
At one point we weren't, then we got use to it again

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>>6657926
>>6657938
Oh no

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>>6657936
Just like my time in prison.

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>>6657919
I'm gonna deliver, Anon. I'm not one to go back on my promises, am I? Give me a name or a person to look out for, and I'll get it ready.
>>6657928
I haven't ever tried anything like that before, but I don't know if I want to or not. Hm... How many of them do you have on you? I'd like to try one, if you'd allow me to.
>>6657931
I'll catch you when I'm wholegrain. Thanks for the dough, bro!
>He pats the bread man on the bread head as he puts the note back down next to him. He then takes his leave, whistling to himself.

>>6657955
Ah, prison. Those were the days.

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>>6657892
I never made any agreements to have my body eaten! Go after someone else if you want food so badly! I the right to life and I plan to exercise this as much as I can!

>>6657907
Men are primarily merchants. Female ones are rare to find on account of them mostly being homemakers.

>>6657910
Sir, as I've told you before I'm a merchant. It's not my job to know how gold is turned into gold coins. If I knew that I wouldn't be here trying to sell you the oil I don't need.

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>>6657953
>Is succ to The Blackhole

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>>6657936
Knew butterflies, were inherently gay.

>>6657936
>haha bro , you just came from my dick going in your butt, now it looks like you can't reproduce

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>>6657963
We can revisit those days.

But you don't got a choice in the matta

>>6657973
Me irl