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HG

/HardGays/ - /HugeGays/ - /HungryGays/ - I'm anything you want me to be, baby.

Welcome aboard to HG! The meatiest hot-dog stand in /Trash/.
In here you'll be accompanied with the most FILFiest sexpats ever to surface the face of the Earth. So lust, thrust, and bust... a nut while you can. Cause we're full on queers here.

Get use to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csLmzOGftlI
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Yu gi oh fucking sucks
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>>6658205
I'm back
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>>6658233
so does final fantasy :^)
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>>6658212 (Rika)
I am aware. Now,
can you doubt my skill if luck
is the main factor?
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>>6658214
I'm talking coins, how many coins, I want to confirm something. Though I could definitely get my hands on a bar of gold.
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>>6658190
I thought we still had some going, but alright. What kind of drama are you looking for, Anon?
>>6658214 (Otto)
Well... I only have dollars on me, and the money you want isn't exactly what we Americans have. I kinda am an ambassador, I guess.
I understand what you're going for, dude. I made a few bad mistakes, myself! If it's any consolation, we have heaps of gold bars back at home. I can just grab a few and get eight barrels in return, right? I'm a totally good diplomat!
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>>6658214
Heavy machinery for fun, and most of the time just gratuitous amounts of magic.
>>6658245
I can doubt your skill in comparison to everyone I've seen, yeah.
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>>6658242
Well no shit it's from Japan
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>>6658251
Suit yourself, young one.
Just know I have taken
uncountable lives.
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Will we have a Actually HG GAME
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>>6658264
how long have you been away from a game today I was too busy sleeping
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>>6658264
Dead hours boy, everyone sane is sleeping.

I'll host one in about 8 hours when I get up. I gotta get to bed soon myself.
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>>6658261
At this rate, I've killed more people than I can bother remembering.
>>6658265
>It's been apparently 4 and a half hours since the last game.
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I'll host if atleast 10 people punch Alfred in the dick.
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>>6658246
A single barrel would be 1,200 gold coins, sir. Under normal circumstances that is.

>>6658250
That would make me the happiest merchant in the whole world if you could bring eight gold bars to me! A man that's quick to purchase goods is a good man in my eyes!

>>6658251
A female repairman! I haven't seen one of those in a long time! I must say it's a pleasure to meet someone like you. If I happen to come across any tools you may need I'll be sure to make it cheap and affordable just for you!
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>>6658283
I-I love you too, Anon. Can I just punch myself in the dick ten times? I have superstrength...
>>6658285
What can I say? We really need the oil, and even if the oil I want isn't the oil you have, other nations would need this a lot.
Then it's settled! Eight gold bars means that I get... Sixteen barrels, right? Or is it a bar per barrel? Either way, I'm down for it!
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>>6658285
ENGINEER. I build, not just FIX. And honestly, magic makes up for any real reliance on tools, too.
>>6658283
>>6658250
>She kicks him instead.
>Steel-toed boots.
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>>6658295
No. Other people have to do it.
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>>6658295
>Kicks the Hero's Dick
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>>6658283
>>6658295

In the dick, you say? In the dick. Prepare that urethra of yours big fella, I'll be your human catheter.
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>>6658274
You and I both.
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>>6658301
Ouch. How can I ever recover from such a devastating blow?
>>6658302
Well, someone else already did it, so that's one down. Nine left to go.
>>6658308
Eight left to go.
>>6658312
OH. OH, NO. COME ON, MAN, I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG THIS TIME, I WAS JUST DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO AND BUY SOME OIL FROM A SHADY GUY. DON'T DO THAT.
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Who do you want to fug?
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>>6658285
Hm.. Depending on how much is in a barrel, that's a rip off if you're charging 200 for a quart. Where I'm from there's over 150 quarts in a barrel of oil, so how many quarts are in one of your barrels? The size might differ.
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>>6658283
I'm not one for fighting, but I do want a game. Is there anything I could do to change your mind?

>>6658295
Say, before we make this deal...are there other nations that come by here? You've made me curious with the talk of them.

>>6658301
Aren't you a feisty one. Fine then, what kind of building do you do?
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>>6658317
Rinoa
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>>6658316
>Smashes her Dick
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>>6658316
Look where you are, and start lubing me up already. I ain't a fan of catheters too, y'know.
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>>6658313
I just couldn't care less unless it's a loved one.
Oh, hey, you dropped the thing. Couldn't come up with anything?
>>6658316
>She walks away, chanting something under her breath.
>A giant fist made of earth sprouts up from the ground, striking him right in the groin.
>>6658320
Feisty is what I do.
>She smirks.
Tanks! Heavy-armored, heavy-armed war machines.
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>>6658326
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>>6658320
Heeeey, I heard you say you were a merchant or whatever, right? I bet you've got a bottle of fancy imported red wine lying around somewhere, don't you?
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Dr.Pig here

Help
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>>6658316
>
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>>6658342
DON'T WORRY DR. PIG, I AM SENDING HELP!
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>>6658320
Other nations that I come by here? A few now and then, yeah. There's me, Britain, Russia, Poland, Germany, Hong Kong, Japan, and the Netherlands. who is also a merchant. You and him would probably be good friends. Why do you ask?
>>6658326
Come on, that was just rude. I'm not even a she.
>>6658327
NO, NO, NO. YOU SAID "IN THE DICK". THIS ISN'T GONNA TURN OUT WELL FOR THE BOTH OF US. DON'T DO THIS, PLEASE.
>>6658329
He said that ten seperate people have to punch me in the dick to have a game going. I know you're doing it just because, but just reminding you.
I'm not even going to give you the satisfaction of me screaming.
>>6658343
HOT DAMN, BAKI, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! WHAT'S WITH THE AGGRESSION?
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>>6658317
I'm a young, busy man. I have no time to settle down quite yet, but some day I hope to marry someone.

>>6658319
L-Like I said, it's these are different circumstances! The demand here is higher than the demand back in kingdom of Lugnica! Not only that, but I...I-I've made a mistake with purchasing the oil, so I need to sell this as fast as possible while turning a profit.

>>6658329
Tanks, ma'am? I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about, but a heavy-armed war machine isn't something to take lightly. You must be a very important person if you're allowed to build and maintain weapons such as those.

>>6658334
I do have some wine with me, but the problem is it's not for sale. I bought it for myself to drink later on.
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>>6658342
Dr. Pig, I'm CIA
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>>6658329
I have no loved ones,
and I did not "drop" my speech.
That's not how it works.
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>>6658358
Uhh you dont get to bring barn animals.
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>>6658358
>Rips him apart
>>6658354
>Punches his Dick Hard
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>>6658354
What do you think, IN THE DICK MEANS, buddy. I need some lube to ease through the P-Hole.
>He drops to his knees.
Better safe than sorry, kiddo. I own a company called Vertex you know~ So I'm an A-Grade Professional at this kind of stuff.
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>>6658372
NO! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
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>>6658354
>his eyes light up and his smile widens
Oh, no reason! It's nice to see ambassadors come from all walks of life to meet up in a place like this! All with different needs I'm sure I could fulfill!
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>>6658355
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>He talks in a hushed tone so as not to rouse suspicion.
So you're ripping people off to cover your own mistake huh? But since you're the only one from your world that's selling it you think you can get away with it... Of course though, you realize this knowledge gives me leverage.
>Kaito looks kind of scary for once.
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>>6658355
...Nah. In fact, I've been practically entirely forgotten back there.
>>6658359
Poor you. And I mean you broke from your typical haiku-ing.
>>6658334
>Sharp whistle
Hey, Minnie! Can you do me a favor and hit Alfred in the crotch? Someone said they'd host if enough people do it.
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>>6658376
Well, Bye
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>>6658382
>BOKU WA...KIRA DA!!!
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>>6658383
It is not "poor me".
Alone, I do not worry
about anyone.

Yes, I can do that
if I so choose. However,
only short phrases.
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>>6658372
Ouch.
>>6658373
AH. LOOK, MAN, I'M A YOUNG PERSON, I HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE, I REALLY WANT TO NOT DO THIS, COME ON.
>He turns around and tries to run away, looking absolutely scared.
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT, I SWEAR ON MY LIFE!
>>6658378
I mean, I would tell you what they like, but that'd just be ruining the surprise, and no one wants that, right? Not exactly ambassadors, but I won't deny it!
...You alright there? You seem a bit excited over all of this.
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>>6658355
C-Come on, I've got, um, let me check.
>she digs in her purse for a minute before pulling out a strange looking bill
Five hundred korunas...?
That's enough to buy it off you isn't it? How's a guy like you supposed to make money if he won't sell anything. This is plenty of money right here, I'm at least fifty percent of it. Definitely a good deal.
>>6658383
Say no more, girl.
>>6658354
>kicks you directly in the uncle sams
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>>6658397
And yet together you're stronger.
And why? Is it even a voluntary thing at this point?
>>6658405
HAH! Thanks, I owe you one. How you been?
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>>6658398
Lucky for you big bad bustling beat bag, that I need to catch my beauty sleep.

Ash down, Alfred pending... who's next on my gay crusade? Ta~ Ta~
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>>6658382
Are you alright sir? You're talking awfully quite for a man that was hyper just a few seconds ago.

>>6658383
That sounds horrible.What did you do to get yourself forgotten despite being useful? It must have been almost as bad as treason.

>>6658398
I'm perfectly alright! This news is music to my ears during a time of depression. You see, if you're not the only nation here that means the others will surely by the oil I'm trying to sell off!

>>6658405
>Otto shakes his head at the sight of the money
You don't understand what I'm up against ma'am. I can't afford to get tricked again. That bottle of wine is all I have left to ease up on stressful times. If I had more I would sell it to you for a couple of gold coins, but that's all I could afford at the time.
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>>6658398
>Shoots his Dick
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Who're we shitposting about now chaps?
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>>6658423
Stronger? If only
because they are more weight that
is dragging me down.

Let me ask you this:
Why do you speak like you do?
Do you choose to, girl?
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>>6658405
OH, COME ON, SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU WHO I WAS. AND IT'S A PUNCH, NOT A KICK.
...Ain't it funny how she kicked me, used magic to punch me instead of doing it herself, and then asked someone else to do it? At times I just think she doesn't even hate me and moved on.
Lazy.
>>6658425
Thank God, man, that's just really, really creepy... And Ash was affected by it, too? Good night, just don't hurt me...
>>6658427
Oh, yeah! I mean, if you sell it to them for a relatively cheap price, you might even somehow make more of a profit than the Netherlands himself! I could even sell some of the oil I have to other small nations and give you some of the profit, too!
>>6658430
Ouch.
A gun? Come on.
>>6658439
I-I don't even know what I did wrong, man, everyone is just punching me in the dick for no reason.
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>>6658396
Shh, you didn't see that.
>>6658427
>He regains his smile and gentle expression as well as his tone.
Oh, I'm fine, just saying that with the information you gave me means your prices aren't being fair to me. I mean, why should I pay extra for a mistake you made?
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>>6658427
Pfft. There's not enough royalty for treason. Sometimes, there's people with just an ability to make it as if something never was.
>>6658439
Alfred, hit him in the nuts.
>>6658441
No matter how strong you are, you're not perfect.
Because I'm comfortable with it, and yeah, sure. I can act more casual, I can act more formal, but I don't want to.
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>>6658445
Here's your Punch

>Punches him in the Dick and Balls
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>>6658423
I'm a bit miffed, honestly. I just got back from a job with with Rally and the guy ended up paying us in some weird currency. There's plenty of bills so I'm sure its enough money for what we had to do but I can't even spend it anywhere.
Ah, whatever. What about you? Meet any cute boys?
>>6658427
A couple of gol... You mean like solid gold coins? I could buy my own winery if I carried that kind of money on me. I'm pretty see you're the one who's trying to trick people here.
>>6658445
>nonchalantly walks away
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>>6658445
...
...
...
You can figure what's already going to happen~
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>>6658462
I recognize that pig.
But from where...
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>>6658445
You might be getting too ahead of yourself here. I would only be selling to whoever comes by here. There's no need to trust you with my oil. especially when you seemed a little too eager to buy it. I've already been swindled twice, so I don't want it to happen again.

>>6658447
Because the demand is high. Why sell low when you can sell high and make money? Water is usually cheap, but when you're selling it in a desert to thirsty people it becomes a lot more valuable.

>>6658456
I've never heard of something like that before. It's truly terrifying when people in power have the ability to completely wipe a person's existence away. Luckily for me I don't have to deal with such a beast any longer.

>>6658470
I wouldn't trick people out of money, but the currency I'm seeing around here is currency I've never seen before in my life, and it may not be exchangeable back home. I have to sell based on currency that's accepted everywhere, and that currency is gold.
But tell me this ma'am, if you have the money with you then why not buy exotic alcohol with it? Surely there's a place for you to get a hold of imports.
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>>6658456
I'm close.

If comfortable
with your way of speaking, then
can I be with mine?
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>>6658481
The Barnyard
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>>6658481
Back at the barnyard
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>>6658470
Like what, yen, yuan? You can probably just exchange it somewhere.
Eh...you know me, that's not something I keep an eye out for. Only seen like two new guys around here in days, though. One of them's some weird space samurai that only talks in haikus, and the other's that merchant.
>>6658489
Never close enough.
And that wasn't what I was asking, I was asking if you're even capable of talking normally for periods of time.
>>6658487
What an ability. The manipulation of boundaries....
Hehehe, if you did deal with it, you probably never would've noticed, either.
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>>6658487
What makes it different from the oil that I use? Because it's definitely much cheaper to just get it back home..
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>>6658462
Better. Ouch.
I think everyone's expecting a reaction outta me. Maybe I shouldn't shout and disappoint everyone. I know she would hate it.
>>6658470
One day, I'm gonna get them back. Even if it's a pipe dream, I'll hope. One day.
Have a good life.
>>6658480
...
>
I don't even care anymore. Just get it over with so I can keep my head up high and walk out confidently. I won't even give them the satisfaction of screaming.
>>6658487
I'm sorry, it's just that my nation really, really needs the oil. We need it for a lot of projects and fuel back at home, as well as the economy, so... Yeah! We need the oil, pretty much! Don't worry, I'm not completely dense, I'll just give them a heads-up for it.
...I wasn't that strange, was I?
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>>6658499
There is no "normal".
What is normal to someone
may not be to me.

I leave you with that.
I must retire tonight.
Good night, and good luck.
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>>6658511
Oooh, philosophicaaal. Have a good one.
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>>6658504
THANK YOU ALFRED-KUN~!
>She transforms and activates her beast drive, only to punch his dick with a PSI force beyond the measured scale. She reverts back and gallantly skips away into the unknown.
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>>6658504
>Hands him a bag of ice
For your nards
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>>6658499
From what I was told I never did. It happens and all memory is wiped. Not even their family remembers who they are. As if it's not sad enough that they've passed, but to think their legacy goes along with it. Truly tragic, but at least you're still alive and kicking. With time and hard work you'll make a name for yourself eventually.

>>6658502
If that's so then you can always buy from back home, or we could haggle out a price if you need it right now.

>>6658504
Maybe it's strange to you, but I'm no stranger when it comes to getting the short end of deals. Call me an easy target if you want, but my luck never seems to peak when making deals.
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>>6658504
>Punches dick
>Stops time and does it a half-dozen times more
>Leaves before time resumes.
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>>6658533
I don't need it right now, but next time you're selling it. I thought we established I don't have a gold bar or gold coins on me.
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>>6658533
Exactly. It's as if they were never really there in the first place.

...Your own best friend, your only friend. Your mortal enemy. Clueless. Heh...hehe. And sure. Take the world by storm, huh?
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>>6658487
Ahhh, well, you see. I kinda have a teeny problem with that.. I don't have an ID. They won't sell me anything around here without one. Its real tragic you know? Not only that but there aren't any stores around that are open this late.
>>6658499
This place really attracts the weirdos, doesn't it? I don't think I've meet a single normal person in my entire time here... N-No offence, Ree.
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>>6658529
Yep. Good on you, Uriko. Tell Ivan I said howdy for me, thank you.
>He puts up an OK sign, checking off the people that have punched him in the dick so far. About... Four people that punched him, not hit him. Apart from that, just nearly enough to get the man to host.
...It was bait, wasn't it? Oh, well. Life is good, anyway.
>>6658541
>And Alfred counts just the one punch, checking off the list and counting. Five people punched him, but he was hit enough for the man to host.
...It probably was bait. Life is still good, regardless.
>>6658530
...
>He takes the bad of ice, putting it on his crotch.
Even if you're probably going to punch me anyway, thank you dearly for passing me some ice, man. You're a cool dude for doing so.
>>6658533
So you're not the luckiest of people here, huh? Talk to Hong Kong, my man, I bet he can help you out with that small detail. I don't blame you for being apprehensive, but every success started woth the beginning to try, right?
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>>6658565
Bag of ice. With the decision to try.
I'm getting onto it, I promise you all. Believe me, I am.
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>>6658562
I consider an evil ghost my mom and I run around making magic tanks, when did even I say I was normal? You're a lot closer than me, at least.
...Even if you keep forgetting your pants.
>She snickers, pulling out a thermos and taking a quick drink from it.
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>>6658565
Pass, we have our own agenda, not fallowing an order blindly
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AYY WHAT YA'LL LISTIN' TO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN3XthX1i2k
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>>6658582
Stealing my thunder, eh? You groove you lose. Oh well.
>Flies away.
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>>6658579
You're not? Thank you for that as well, then. You, the sword guy and the other merchant are probably the only people not to hit me. You hungry or anything, man? It's the least I could do to thank you.
>>6658582
http://www.maoritelevision.com/tv/shows/asb-polyfest-2016/S01E001/polyfest-2016-omnibus-te-wharekura-o-hoani-waititi-1st-place
>I'm watching rather than listening, but I guess it still counts, right?
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>>6658554
We did, but who knows what the future holds?

>>6658559
Erm, you're laughing to yourself during a serious conversation. Do you need to lay down for a little while? I think this talk might be getting to your head.

>>6658562
If you're not old enough to drink then I couldn't sell it to you even if I wanted to. I need the money and all, but I don't need us both getting busted and me possibly getting executed for it.

>>6658565
It sure does. I've been doing this for some time now, but it never gets easy. Understanding the economy is difficult when people's needs and tastes swing from one extreme to another. Oil is always a safe bet, but not when you buy an over abundance of it during a time when it's not needed...but you make a point here. Maybe this Hong-Kong man is what I need. He could possibly buy everything off of me. If that happens I'll be sure to treat everyone here to a few drinks.
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>>6658598
No we are fine
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>>6658604
Oh, no, I'm fine.
>She quickly wipes some tears from her eyes.
It's nothing I haven't considered before. Who's the other poor bastard on that end of the stick?
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>>6658604
Haha, I know a person for that actually, though it's been a while.
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>>6658604
You need to get yourself out there more and take risks responsibly. I might not be a fancy-schmancy businessman, but I believe that, as long as you put effort into what you do, you'll be rewarded proportionately to the effort you put in. Bonus points if you keep your head up high during the bad times, too.
Hong Kong... Bro. It's not about what he's gonna buy. He's, like, unnaturally lucky. Make a bet against him and you're almost always going to lose. Maybe you could use that to your advantage or something?
>>6658615
If you say so, man. Thank you so much for not doing it. Even if you probably want to.
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>>6658577
Hahaha, shit, you're still talking about that? I don't think you'll ever let that one go. Ah, anyway I gotta run. My pager is buzzing so its probably something important. Take care polar bear.
>>6658604
I-I'm old enough to drink, honest. In Germany at least... I'm gonna hit the road now. Make sure you get ahold of some wine for me, yeah~?
>she makes sure to leave before you can say no
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>>6658628
I don't know why, but there's something I find hilarious. Seeya!
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>>6658618
There's a lot of people who've suffered the same fate, but naturally I wouldn't remember any specifics.
Remember the girl named Crusch I talked about before? It somewhat happened to her, except she lost her memory. Doesn't remember a single thing. That conundrum is enough to make me tear up myself.

>>6658619
A mystic comes by here as well? I'm a little shaken by the idea of having my future told to me. Ignorance is truly bliss when it comes to the despair and hope of the future.

>>6658624
I could do without surrounding myself with people like that. It's harsh seeing people who're naturally lucky when you yourself aren't as lucky to have that blessing...

>>6658628
I...have oil if you want it.
Who am I kidding? She's not going to listen to a thing I say.
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>>6658645
Oof.... An utterly empty person.... Sheesh. Now I feel even worse about it.
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>>6658645
I know, it's kinda saddening... But then you have the smart idea to use it to your advantage. It's not about your luck, it's about the risks you take! Isn't that, like, a normal practice when it comes to being a merchant? Taking risks and putting yourself forward? You don't need luck to sell ice to the Eskimos!
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>>6658645
Well, she only really tells what's going to happen in the immediate future, it's also pretty finicky because the future is always changing.. Or something like that.
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>>6658624
We have no reason to strike you, so we will not
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>>6658655
It may be sad, but it would be worse if you let that get in the way of your life. I can't speak from experience, but if that happened to me I wouldn't want people getting somber over what happened. Hindering another person from living their life correctly isn't what that should be teaching others, but instead it teaches us to be grateful! We may all have our problems and difficulties, but that's not going to be the end of us. Human's, mabeast, and everything in between are much more than that.

>>6658659
Risks are important, you're right, but there's a limit to how risky one can be. The more money you have the more willing you are to lose some of it, whereas you're a little more cautious if you're a poorer merchant. Sooner rather than later I hope to be one that can afford to take great risks with money...

>>6658665
She doesn't happened to come by here all that often, does she? I'm feeling a little mixed about this kind of blessing.
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Enough people have assaulted Alfred's Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam's. I'll be taking 24 if you now.
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>>6658692
Otto Suwen
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>>6658692
Sanae Kochiya
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>>6658692
Link
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>>6658692
Avenger
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>>6658692
Albedo
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>>6658691
Not lately, no, why? Would you like a 'reading' or something?
>>6658692
Kaito
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>>6658692
Alfred Jones

Good on you for staying true to your word, even if you probably dislike me.
>>6658675
E-Even if it was for a game? I don't know what to say, man, that's selfless of you to do. Thank you for everything, even if you didn't have to do it.
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>>6658692
Venom
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>>6658691
At least, you think you would. No. There's no excuse for that, none whatsoever.
>>6658692
Rika
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>>6658692
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
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>>6658692
Metal Cooler
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>>6658692
Izaya Orihara
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>>6658710
I don't dislike you. I just wanted to see you get punched in the dick.
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>>6658691
Then start small! Bet one dollar for something, and keep working up from there! Or, well, just ask Hong Kong to make a few bets and reap the rewards from there. Take small risks and work up from there, you know? Or maybe advertise your services and let it all work out from there!
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>>6658692
Grim Reaper
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>>6658692
Lord Beerus
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>>6658692
Li Xiao Wu
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>>6658692
Nina Fortner
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>>6658692
Kled and Skaarl
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>>6658710
What happens in the games stays in the games, we only attack when provoked
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>>6658692
LGBTQIVWXYZ DRAGON CATAPULT CANNON
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>>6658741
That card would be good if the cost wasn't that high
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>>6658692
Venom White
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>>6658723
I... T-Thank you, I guess. Even if it caused all of that to happen. Was it good enough? I hope it was.
>>6658738
It wasn't in the games, but if only more people thought like you, man. A lot of conflicts would've been resolved by now. You're probably the most chill person here, to be honest.
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>>6658708
I shouldn't, I really really shouldn't, but the curiosity is killing me!

>>6658716
I'm glad you understand. I'm always afraid I speak too much when trying to cheer people up. I'm not really the best at that. It's why I'm a merchant and not the town fool.

>>6658724
Gambling is a fool's game, sir. In the end you'll walk away with empty pockets. That, of course, is from experience. If I place a bet with this Hong-Kong man I'll surely loose everything I have.
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>>6658744
>it's not immune to removal
no it would still be shit
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>>6658750
We had a lot of therapy to get here, we use to be a vary bad person, blamed everything on others
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>>6658762
yeah, maybe if you play against Tier 1 decks it won't work, who would have guessed
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>>6658741
Shit I have both of the fusion materials.

>>6658744
Its not hard to get cards on the field with monsters like Summoner Monk, Witch of the black forest, etc. Plus you don't even need polymerization for that monster so its dope.
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Need 5 more

>>6658750

Seeing you get hit in the freedoms? Always.
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>>6658767
nigga even old school removal like man eater bug wrecks that shit
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>>6658757
You can tell her what you'd like to know, but she might not even tell your fortune at all. She's pretty.. Mysterious.
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>>6658771
Soldier 76
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>>6658771
Sailor Neptune
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>>6658786
>Whoops.
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>>6658757
No, no, you don't understand, man. Hong Kong is SUPER lucky. He's so lucky that you could be the unluckiest man in the world, place a bet with him on your side, and you'd both win.
Don't knock it until you try it. I think I saw him around here, I'll look for him and talk to him about it. I could even shout out for him for you!
>>6658766
Isn't it amazing how a lot of things can change just with a bit of help? You've come a really long way until those days, dude, and I'm proud to see that you changed for the better.
>>6658771
I never fail to deliver, Anon. I hope I won't have to go through it again, but I probably will.
Life is good.
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>>6658770
You don't understand the card, it's a contact fusion.
So you need XYZ Dragon canon and VW Tiger Catapult on the field at the same time, and both of those are contact fusions. It's pretty hard to get 5 specific monster on the field long enough to actually perform the fusion

>>6658779
man eater bug fucks over a lot of monsters dude, just run 1 Skill Drain
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>>6658771
Clementine
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>>6658771
Tron Gogo
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>>6658786
Mysterious like multipurpose oil that's not supposed to be multipurpose...

>>6658801
There's no need to call out to him just for me. I may be retiring in a few minutes anyhow. It's a lot of work getting barrels of oil out of my wagon and then having to but them back in because nobody bought any.
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>>6658803
I-I was thinking of the wrong monsters for the material, my bad. Pain in the ass to remember all this shit.
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>>6658757
Yea, uh...let's just not talk about this.
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>>6658815
Don't worry, fusions are pretty hard to pull off most of the time anyways.

Try running Syncros or XYZs, it's much easier
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>>6658803
still it's just easy to remove by any deck because all decks run some form of removal, you don't have to be tier 1 to run removal, so it's pretty much die easily even if it was easy to summon
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>>6658801
We are too, no longer do we yell about eating someone's brains
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>>6658814
But it'd be nice to see him again. For me, anyway. I know it would be a lot of work, so I won't call out to him if you don't want to. I'll buy them when I actually get a gold bar to spend, okay?
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>>6658825
yeah but who doesn't run any sort of revival in their deck? especially if you're planning on summoning that fucking beast
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>>6658771
Puru Clone
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>>6658814
What's it's original use suppose to be for?
>>6658816
>He just like, plops a bag of sodas next to her.
Here, sorry it's been awhile.
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>>6658827
It sounds like an amazing achievement to me! You have a good life in front of you, I can just see it now! How bad was it before, exactly?
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>>6658830
theres much more easy to use removal than there is revival tho
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>>6658836
Huh? Oh, hey, Kaito. Don't worry about it. You just missed me last night anyhow.
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Check it.
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>>6658816
I agree. I think the mood is definitely ruined now thanks to my big mouth. I apologize for whatever bad thoughts I gave you, ma'am.

>>6658828
I won't be holding my breath. It's a first come first serve deal when it comes to money. I've got food and taxes I must pay after all. If I don't I'll surely get exiled.

>>6658836
I could have sworn I was told it was for heating, but this girl...she looked just like me. She wanted to become a goddess amongst the masses, and then threatened me. She cooked something up called curry and poured it on it. Somehow she's still alive, but this oil shouldn't be the kind you consume.
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>>6658855
It was a tough price to pay, but I got through it with my head held high regardless. I'm ready.
>>6658860
Oh, so this is a rent kind of thing, too? Then I'll be sure to keep a gold bar on me at all times just in case I see you again. The taxes won't mean anything when you've got America by your side! Trust me on it!
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>>6658855
Looks fine. Let's get it on.
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>>6658860
Eh, I'm in a pretty poor mood by default, really, don't worry about it. Figure I'll be turning in soon enough too, anyhow.
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>>6658855
Yeah I reckon it looks fine, would look better without all these gutless trespasser! Wouldn't ye say Skaarl?
>The lizard yelps
Heh, yeah.
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>>6658876
George Washington woud be proud of your sacrifice.
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>>6658849
I know, I had a whole stupid set up for it to make it comical, but it's my fault I wasn't here earlier.
>>6658860
So.. I can't use it as a lubricant in machines..? But someone drank it? The people here definitely get weirder and weirder.. Haha.
>>6658855
Looks fine to me.
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>>6658842
We had a hard life...
>>6658855
And we're on the same team
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>>6658894
Hmph. Do I even need those? Fine, then.
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>>6658894
YEAH! LET'S GET E-..Eh?.... Skaarl...? DAG NABBIT YOU GIT BACK HERE YOU DAMNED LIZARD!
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>>6658894
>Kaito just takes off in a frantic sprint.
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>>6658821
Oh yeah, I've gotten my hands on 20-30 and really like Stardust Dragon and Queen Dragon Djinn the best, easy to summon and neat effects. I'm sure there's better ones out there but I don't really play in professional tournaments, so.
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>>6658894
He would be, and not because I'm the U.S.A.! I personally think I did well because I didn't react to most of it. Most of it.
Balls of steel, and all that. Or is it copper since the Statue of Liberty was made out of it...?
>>6658898
And so did I. Hey, at least things have gotten better now, right? It'll be a good run!
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>>6658876
Not at all. Once you buy it the oil is yours. I don't care to have it back at all.
Looks like my time is up. See you against sometime soon sir. Be sure to buy the oil when I come around next!

>>6658886
I think I'll be doing the same, ma'am. Make sure to get a good nights rest. May we meet again soon.

>>6658897
I supposed you could use it for gears and such, but I myself have no clue about the multiple uses of it. Anyhow, take care sir. May our paths cross again someday!
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Since this is Japan, here's some japanese shit for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK51LblcEOw
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>>6658914
A nice day for a hunt. Time to stretch those muscles. Are you guys in?
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>>6658911
Good! You're gonna have a good trade, doing it with the third largest nation in the world!
And I sure as hell will, believe me! I need oil like I need fast food, and that's all the time! Ciao, fella! Have a good rest!
>>6658914
I paid ten dollars for that table.
I'll never get those ten dollars back.
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>>6658914
>koto music
Nicu, very beautiful instrument with a wide range of sounds. I like it's sound better when it's used in sad pieces though.
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>>6658911
Have a good one...whoever you are.
>>6658897
>>6658894
....
Yep. Don't worry about it. Ugh. Sorry about this, but I'm tired as all hell, I'm just gonna turn in. We'll talk later, alright?
>>6658914
Thanks for giving me an excuse to do that to him.

Later, people.
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>>6658923
>I just boiled some Gatorade
fuckin kek
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>>6658914
Did you know that top division sumo wrestlers train up to 4 hours a day? And that the heaviest sumo wrestler ever weighed more than thrice the amount of an adult man?
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>>6658914
You want Japanese? Here's a pretty Japanese fight/music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLCWCPyxByg
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>>6658914
So peaceful around here
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>>6658914
>>6658926
They are most humble with their choice in music to indulge us all with. It is not too overbearing, nor is it too little.
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>>6658929
You still didn't punch me physically.
>>6658931
What, you're telling me you don't boil Gatorade instead of making tea? What are you, British?
>>6658934
Ah, crap, I can't see anything at all. Looks like I'm gonna have to use echolocation to get around--
...Wait. That means I'm dead. Aw.
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>>6658934
We can take em all isn't that right Skaarl?
>The lizard is nowhere to be found
YA DAMNED LIZARD, THIS MIGHT JUST COST US THE GA-
>an ally has been slain
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>>6658934
Demons? This place is already interesting. Let's hope something like that doesn't happen on the regular.
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>>6658934
Mystical creatures of yore, and monsters of yesterday. A common sight, and easily appeased with a simple offering.
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>>6658934
The Big Gete Star allowed me the power to cheat death! How could this be!?
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>>6658911
Farewell then Sir, I hope you come around again when I come with a bar of gold.
>>6658914
Huh.. This is pretty fun actually, like hide and seek extreme.
>>6658929
That's alright, I just wanted to drop those off anyway. Have a goodnight Rika.
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>>6658926
In general, I really like oriental music. Like the shamisen or the guzheng. Goes really well for when you're just chilling, reading a book or something.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWUWCddcQTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgN_xIHqLUA
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>>6658961
I'm not in the mood for stories, so don't yell too much, okay?
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>>6658961
Put simply. We, two of the same pods, shall be the final two.
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>>6658961
Haha, are you afraid, Morrison? You will never escape!
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>>6658972
Sounds great! Who shall be our first victim?
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The first foreign grand champion ( Yokozuna ) in sumo wrestling was a Hawaiian named Chad Rowan who competed under the shikona of Akebono. He was coincindently trained by the first non-Japanese to ever win a top division tournament.
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>>6658979
I always find a way to escape you and Gabriel
>>6658996
Finally surpassed your old man... Time to pass the torch.
>>
ass
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>>6658990
The women will bring the most treachery and destruction upon us. Eliminating the three of them would secure us a better position in the long run.

>>6658996
Though a man with many hidden secrets is a threat to my keikaku as well.
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>>6658996
How pathetic, ganging up on me!
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>>6658996
So far, there have been only two European sumo wrestlers that won a top division tournament. One from Bulgaria and another one from Estonia. Named Kotooshu and baruto respectively.
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>>6659004
Alright I got it. Let's execute the first phase of our plan!
Oh, you killed that guy. I appreciate that!
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>>6659010
I know that my trivia is boring. I thought it would be decent to tell when you look at the /co/de I'm using.

Moving on.
>>
>>6659037
If it weren't for your trivia of the country your displaying for us, I'm certain none of them would learn of it's culture.

>>6659017
Death seems to have taken an interest in you, but our plans verbal power protects you.
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>>6659037
Oh wow, that was close. The Death itself is hunting for me! That's not good!
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>>6659046
Maybe I should play chess with him?
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>>6659017
Why are they wearing nazi armbands?
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>>6659065
They were allied with the nazis at some point. Really makes you think.
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>>6659071
Should we do something about this? We can't let neo nazis run about.
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>>6659061
Xiangqi with Death would be quite the exhilarating experience. Though your head would be on the table.

>>6659071
>Her
This is why you Yankee's who take interest in our culture infuriate us so much. You don't even take the time to learn what names are feminine and masculine.
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>>6659071
Oh no, my faithful ally!.. Wait... You are female?
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It isn't rape if the receiver enjoys it...

>>6659078
Let's go man.

>>6659080
But I am not a yankee. Who'se insulting who now?
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>>6659082
No. That was an error caused by the fool.
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>>6659080
Yes, it would be really exhilarating, but I played chess from the day I was borned
>>6659093
Alright. I will finish... what you started.
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I totally forgot to mention that the end is near.
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>>6659108
Well, damn.
Congratulations and thank you for hosting
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>>6659108
Winscreen
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>>6659108
She won? Awesome! She better savour this victory since I suffered for it to happen in the first place!
Congrats to Neptune, and thanks for hosting, bro!
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>>6659116
Placements

Give (You)'s please.
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>>6659116
Congrats.
>>6659133
Thanks for the game.
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>>6659133
thanks for hosting
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>>6659115
>>6659124
>>6659135
>>6659136
>No problem. Back to vidya. Will host again if nobody else is around in a few.
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>>6659147
HAVE FUN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ASSHOLE-CHAN
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AND I WANT A MOMENT TO BE REAL
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>>6659174
Ok.
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>>6659190
AH HEY OKAY, OKAY , OKAY
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>>6659194
You do you man, I will just watch.
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>>6659201
>ear rape bass
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>>6659208
>Dies a painful death.
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>>6659224
this is my fetish
>>
Bane?
>>
good night, hg
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>>6659242
good night dawg
>>
And I killed the boy that sang in no man's land
>>
In the desert, with a horse with no name
>>
WE'RE ALL GOING ON A SUMMER HOLIDAY
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>>
bubble butt
bubble
bubble
bubble butt
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When you walk away
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>>6659260
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Vacation's where I wanna be, party on the beach where the fun is free
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>>6659276
You ok man?
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What's up bees?
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>>6659270
Littlefinger?
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>>6659280
did you just assume my species?
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>>6659280
nothing much
>Barry B. Benson
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>>6659283
Yes I did!
>>6659286
Well you should spice your life a bit more then!
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>>6659280
Dr Pavel?
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>>6659279
We don't need a holiday to start to celebrate
I need a break I need a vacation
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>>6659290
Who's that? I don't see any doctor here
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>>6659289
I'm a wasp your specist cunt
>stings your fucking shoulder
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>>6659289
but how
im a bee
>/b/
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>>6659295
Aaaah, god dam bees, all the same.
>>6659297
Sting things up, fuck up your life
>>
>>6659280
Nothing really going on, cocksucker. What about you?
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>>6659301
STILL CALLING ME A BEE?
>stings your fucking eyeball
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>>6659301
shit you have me there lmao
i'll sting some shit and die because im a bee
>a bee
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>>6659303
Last days of uni, kind of hard to follow up, I'm really tired
>>6659304
What the fuck?! Aren't you supposed to die after the first sting you stupid bee?
>>6659308
You're a model for all young bees
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>>6659313
IM A WASP I CAN STING AS MANY TIMES AS I WANT
>stings you harder than how Germany invaded France
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>>6659313
i know it lmao
i starred in my own movie once
it was call bee movie
because im a bee n shit
>Barry Bee Benson
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>>6659315
Please, stop it I can't bare it anymore...
>>6659316
We're truly lucky to have you here with us
>praises the Bee
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>>6659313
Maybe one day/Foxhound games then sleep?
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>>6659326
It's 1PM here, I gotta go to school soon
Maybe tonight if I feel to host, it's been a while since the last game
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>>6659324
please keep giving me praise i haven't heard a compliment since last night
bees are freakin hilarious tb.h
>b
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>>6659332
Sounds good, snail eating faggot. Have fun at school, man.
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>>6659332
School?
What do you study?
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>>6659359
Yep, I go to University.
I study business and economy
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>>6659361
>not woman studies

fucking sexist pig
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>>6659364
>I don't think there is this shit here and thanks god for that
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>>6659366
>OOC ava
>greentexting
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>>6659379
that makes it IC
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>>6659379
>I don't even know anymore
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>>6659382
Ocelot, do you have other avatars?
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>>6659386
>That I play with? No, only fillers like The Boss (until Sunny used it), The Sorrow and Dubs Guy
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>>6659389
have you thought about getting one?
it might be fun you know
>>
>>6659389
>>6659392
You can avafag "girl who's husband gets hit by a car".
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>>6659392
>Since I'm not interested in roleplaying outside of games I don't think it's necessary, plus I like Ocelot a lot. And even if I'd like to use another one, I don't really have the time to build a folder.
Not talking about the fact that HG is on a downfall
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>>6659397
>Even with her i'd manage to be OOC
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>>6659398
Have you ever thought about joining the hg discord or steam group?
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>>6659398
Alright then, it was worth a shot asking
>>
>>6659398
You're pretty good Oce, I like you.
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>>6659402
>ocelot shitting up the discord with his "hg is srs business" bullshit
no thanks
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>>6659402
>I'm on the steam group since /b/ era I think or /hga/
>I've been once on discord to see what it looks like, it's not really interesting, seems dead plus it doesn't offer anything more than /trash/. If people were doing the same thing here they do on the discord; maybe we would seem less dead
>>6659403
>Why do you want me to ava someone else anyway?
>>6659405
And I like you too "Anon"
>>6659408
>But hg is srs business
>>
>>6659412
Discord is usually more lively than the threads 9/10ths of the time and the steamgroup is officially kill. You just need to ask shorty to give you permission into the main lobby. It's all OOC talk though.
>>
>>6659412
Because it might be fun, it was just a suggestion
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>>6659420
>I don't want to join discord anyway, that would be letting HG die a little more
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Good morning.
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>>6659426
Good morning!
>pets
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>>6659426
>throws brick
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>>6659424
Since when have you cared about HG dying?
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>>6659430
>Since I joined HG
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>>6659430
Ocelot is a pro-/hga/ fag. He is 100% FOR THE GAMES.
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This is me right now
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>>6659433
>coming from the guy who said he only got enjoyment out of Risk
ok
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>>6659434
>/hga/fag
I didn't know anyone liked hga besides hoshi and rin
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>>6659429
>>6659428
>Thunk
Ow...
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>>6659434
>I'm not pro /hga/, I'm just pro /hg/ whatever board we're on it even if I would prefer to be on /b/ considering the amount of good newfags we could get
>>6659436
Don't eat too much kitty, you gotta sleep later
>>6659439
>One doesn't rule out the other
>>
Ocelot and Rinoa will make HG great again
>>
>>6659447
>only
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>>6659450
shut the fuck up sunset
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>>6659455
Rinoa is Brook you newfag
>>
>>6659447
>I actually said that as today I prefer a good game of Risk than a regular game on HG. But I still like games and HG, it's just that it is so dead that you can't have the same pleasure as before.
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>>6659412
>If people were doing the same thing here they do on the discord; maybe we would seem
Thank fuck someone else agrees.
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Well buckos (Copyright incoming), I have to go fuck up my life with these stupid exams, see you later, until then take care and remember to become a better Bee
>>
>>6659466
>>
Hunger games hosted in discord when?
>>
>>6659466
Question 6 awnser is A
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>>6659468
pretty sure that's been done already
>>
>>6659470
It's C you fuckwit
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>>6659436
Was it worth it?
>>
>>6659477
>not knowing it's D
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>>6659470
>>6659477
>>6659481

Question 6 is an open answer you colossal imbeciles.
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>>6659470
>>6659477
>>6659483
>having multiple choice questions
>ever
Are you taking a poll as exam?
>>
>>6659479
When will you fuck off for good? I don't know a single person who cares about you or your terrible one-line OOC posts
>>
>tfw no private board to ban whoever i want
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>>6659487
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>>6659488
But you do, Discord.
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>>6659492
what does that have to do with anything
>>
>>6659492
fuck off janus
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>>6659495
Calling Discord a board is like calling pineapple pizza acceptable
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>>6659444
I only petted you...
>>6659506
did he die?
>>
>>6659507
>pineapple pizza memes is all you can resort to protect the name of your cancer chat
>>
Here is a tip for the people who use old captchas (words instead of pictures)
Nigger almost always works for the 2nd word in the captcha
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>>6659515
He'll be fine
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>>6659507
And not thinking you care what it is as long as you get to ban people you don't like is as dumb as thinking these idiots with the pineapple memes aren't the ones shitposting the threads and shilling Discord so they have more people around when they autistically spam images in the chat and other games nobody cares about.
>>
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>>6659515
someone threw an object at me. I will be fine now.
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>>6659521
How new
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>>6659521
That's because it only looks for a certain one of the two words to be solved.
>>
>>6659524
>>6659516
Anti-discord people sure have a lot of tension.
>>
>>6659539
>Autism
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>>6659547
What game is this?
>>
>>6659523
phew...
>>6659525
I-I see...
>>
>>6659554
How many people are going to fucking ask this question
>>
>>6659561
Please dude...
>>
>>6659571
I'm not even the one who posted the webm but it's call let it diw
If one more goddamn person asks this question I will let this entire board die
>>
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>>6659577
Thanks
>>
>>6659577
die*also it's a PS4 exclusive so yeah yeah NEVER EVER xD
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>>6659556
>The angeloid sits and waits for something to do
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>>6659600
>sits next to and waits too
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>>6659607
>She looks over at you with a blank expression
>>
>>6659622
>looks back with the same expression
>>
>let it die is for free in ps store
>need ps plus to play it
Suffering
>>
>>6659611
Nobody cared about this shitty game when you posted the exact same webms before
and they dont care now
>>
>>6659644
No you don't.
>>
>>6659622
>>6659629
NOW KISS!
>>
>>6659644
Then it's not free
>>
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>>6659622
>>6659629
We could play 20 questions?
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>>6659655
oh hey ur on soviet levels now
>>
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>>6659647
Im bored
>>
>>6659611
what game is this?
>>
>>6659667
NIGGER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>
>>6659653
It says you need PlayStation Plus to play it. You really don't need it?
>>
>>6659667
Dark souls 3: rising: electric boogaloo For Free On The PlayStation 4™
>>
>>6659663
Well post webms from games that are actually good then
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>>6659667
Dark Souls 2020: revenge of the cybermind
>>
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>>6659667
Pin the tail on the donkey
>>
>>6659667
Monopoly
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>>6659677
K
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>>6659649
No.

>>6659629
>Continues staring at the young boy

>>6659655
20 questions?
>>
>>6659667
Hunger
>>
>>6659667
Knack
>>
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>>6659694
Yeah, you think of something and people have 20 questions to guess what it is
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atleast the webm posting won't will get that image limit earlier
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>>6659703
I can't think of anything.
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Now for something different
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>>6659740
Us either
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>>6659694
>tilts head
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>>6659647
Shut up. The webms are the best part of HG these days
>>
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K im done
>>
>>6659787
shut up sunset
>>
>>6659787
Go suck off spike, sunset
>>
>>6659787
kill yourself
>>
>>6659787
Fuck off Sunset
>>
>>6659787
Fuck off Cirno
>>
>>6659792
>>6659797
>>6659803
Reminder to never reveal your avas, HG
>>
>>6659792
You shut up lowercase-sama

>>6659797
You suck off spike lowercase-sama

>>6659798
You kill yourself lowercase-kun

>>6659803
You fuck off proper grammar-kohai

>>6659808
You fuck off snowflake-kun
>>
>>6659818
>>6659812
t.Sunset
>>
>>6659823
>Sunset at seven thirty
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>>6659780
Hmm?

>>6659768
Then there will be no 20 question game.
>>
>>6659818
Fuck off, Cirno?
>>
>>6659835
Well atleast we know you're a mobile fag
>>
>>6659839
Well I know something that you can ask me for.
Go ahead and try to guess it.
>>
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>>6659845
I'm a mobile-fag when I'm mobile. Can't host those risk games from a phone my dude.

>>6659844
You fuck off bad eyesight golden-star-chan
>>
>>6659865
alright sunset
>>
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>>6659839
Damn, so what now?
>>
>>6659865
...Cirno?
>>
>>6659848
>asks you for your virginity
>>
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>>6659871
>kissu

One day you'll get it right. I believe in you.

>>6659877
Shut it baka
>>
>>6659883
...no?
>>
>>6659848
Is it a watermelon?

>>6659875
I don't know.

>Ikaros
>>
>>6659895
>>6659895
>>6659895
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Why would that be me? I haven't been around lately and if I am I'm mobile unless I really need to be on PC. Don't really have time to get into a thread n then stay for a game or two with semester coming to an end tbqh.
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