Hunger Games Thread Best Waifu Edition.

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>>6608642
And I'm not Diamond
>>6608656
Why?

Robots are not waifus

>Best waifu

But I don't see Kongo anywhere

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>>6608656
Waifu?

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First 24*

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Your favorite HGer and best waifu coming through.

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>>6608671
Corporal Adrian Shephard

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>>6608671
Ta-class

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>>6608671
Megaman

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>>6608671
Tenshi

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>>6608671
Metal Cooler

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>>6608671
le laughing merchant of zionist faith

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>>6608671
Crashman

>>6608664
That's because you have no taste
>>6608669
Wife. He wants to marry the red haired girl.
>>6608672
Again, I am not seeing it

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Talon

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>>6608671
Venom

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>>6608671
Izaya Orihara

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>>6608671
CC

>>6608685
Rename to gutter trash

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>>6608682
I'm sorry to hear you're blind.

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>>6608682
We remembered when we had a wife...

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>>6608671
Avenger

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>>6608671
Best waifu Rachnera

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>>6608671
Chibikko

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>>6608671
Burger-chan

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>>6608690
YOU had a wife?
>>6608689
Nothing special about you, just another good looking dime.

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>>6608671
Shiro

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>>6608701
The doctor's notes just came in and they say you're a faggot and that you also need glasses.

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*First twenty four to start role playing immediately because I need something to shoot up more than a krokodil addict

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>>6608701
Yes, she's dead now

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>>6608688
Oh...
>>6608694
You're above average at best.

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>>6608720
That's good enough for me.

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>>6608671
Sabitsuki

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>>6608722
>Pets

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>>6608708
The survey results are in and it turns out most people found you to be a basic bitch.
>>6608712
Huh?
>>6608716
Oh.

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>>6608671
Kongou

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>>6608671
Lord Beerus

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>>6608729
>take me to your home good sir.

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>>6608730
Yeah....wanna be friends?

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>>6608671
Little neko

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>>6608730
Sorry little man, I'm too good to be a basic bitch. Maybe I should introduce you to my blender, that'll teach you not to be speaking lies.

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Dropping by for +1 UID to disappoint anons who say I'm the zionist or the meme face.

Have fun goyim.

>>6608742
You the real Ta?

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>>6608671
Senshougahara

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>>6608734
Jokes on you, I'm moving in a week.
Even if I took you home it wouldn't be home for long.

>>6608748
>knocks Araragi out of your arms

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>>6608753
Let me stay for at least that week. I'll stay on my side of the bed.

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>>6608742
No-one wants you, you're more of a goldigger than my drills.
>>6608735
I don't know. What you think of demolition?

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>>6608762
They were a great tag team even if they were an LOD rip off

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>>6608762
Literally who are you? As for your drills, how about you piss off and go drill your blue boyfriend's ass?

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>>6608766
What? No I meant blowing shit up.

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>>6608671
Yukine

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>>6608656
decent but not your birthday

>>6608782
u should give ur ghost dick as a present on the birthday

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>>6608773
>kissu

>>6608785
That's reserved for someone else

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>>6608776
We are not legally allowed to tell you how much we enjoy it

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>>6608785
Go away!
>>6608791
My "ghost dick" isn't reserved for anyone!

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>>6608773
The master of demolition, Crashman. I'd rather drill your basic bitch hull and leave a breaching charge.
>>6608794
Why?

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>>6608760
I guess I can let you stay for the week.
Just don't do anything funny alright?

>>6608796
>fades away into the wind.....

>>6608796
>not reserving it for your pitiful waifu
Too bad Vampy would cuck you even if you did that

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>>6608798
Once again, legal reasons

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>>6608801
Moron!
>>6608802
How could she cuck me if I reserved it to someone else?

>>6608810
>fades back in
that's rude

>>6608810
>>6608810
Vampy didn't cuck you you dumbshit

>>6608810
Cause no matter what you say, we all know you are only able to reserve it for her precious pusspuss you'll never see.

>>6608815
..

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>>6608811
Well you deserve it!
>>6608813
I never said she did!

>>6608820
why tho

>>6608818
>>6608820
Here you go Yukine. Now you can see her innocence get taken by another man.


http://g.e-hentai.org/g/884674/2f242036f0/

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>>6608821
You're a pervert obsessed with my penis!

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>>6608825
brb

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>>6608818
But I don't even want her pusspuss!
>>6608825
I'm not even reading it! What is wrong with you people, wanting to watch little girls get violated!

>>6608826
no im concerned with how u use it

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>>6608825
Tormenting virgins, I see.

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>>6608834
Same thing!
>>6608835
How would you know!?

>>6608839
its not lol

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>>6608839
By the way you act, boy. I can see it dripping off your body.

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>>6608842
But it is!

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>>6608844
Dripping!? That sounds disgusting!

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>>6608825
Eh not our cup of tea

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>>6608851
That is what words are for, to express to you how disgusting it is to me, I have chosen words that best describe the state of your virginity. It has grown green with mold.

>>6608847
but its not

>>6608828
Godspeed anon

>>6608833
You wish that was you violating that little vampire, taking her innocence and hip thrusting into her sweaty loins as she wraps her quivering legs around you to lock you in place forcing you to plant your seed deep within.

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>>6608805
Alright guess we're friends then.

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>>6608860
Well you could at least try to be a little nicer... I'll have you know I'm a divine spirit!
>>6608861
But it is! All you do is talk about my ghost dick!
>>6608864
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
I DON'T WANT ANY IF THIS

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>>6608860
Hi!

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>>6608866
Updating the friends list!

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>>6608872
A divine spirit? Why must I be nice to a divine spirit. Who would pay tribute to one who trembles before others like you do?

>>6608874
...Hello, child. I see you have enjoyed yourself while I was away.

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>>6608887
I'm not a god, I'm not like those bums who need tribute

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>>6608888
How does being a divine spirit benefit you? Is it not just a curse? If you must protect your purity, then it is a heavy burden. I can see you do not enjoy it one bit. Why bind yourself?

>>6608860
C.c do us all a favour and dom him.

>>6608872
Yukine it's ok to want her since she's an absolute beauty but someone is going to win her before you do then you'll be forced to shame fap wishing that you were the one fucking her from behind.

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>>6608887
Yes I did! Well not really...

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>>6608889
I never die, again... but it means that Hiyori will grow old and forget about me...
And it means I am a better sekki for Yato
I don't have to remain fully pure, just pure enough...
>>6608892
I DON'T WANT TO DO ANY OF THAT

>>6608898
Then what do you want.

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>>6608901
I don't want to do that kind of stuff... with Vampy!

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>>6608891
Flowers are to be looked at, not picked. At least not by an old witch like me.

>>6608893
Is there something that is distressing you?

>>6608898
You are either pure, or you are not. It seems to me that you have placed many stipulations in your mind to deny the reality that by even my simplest touch will cause shivers down your "pure" spine.

>>6608908
Then what do you want to do with her since your sexual needs are being saved for someone else.

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>>6608911
I just got done with school, I'm super tired! And did nothing fun yet either! It's the opposite if enjoying myself!

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>>6608911
No, the shivers won't go down my spine!
>>6608914
N-no they're not being saved for anyone!

>>6608917
You didn't answer the question about the vampire. What do you really want from her?

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>>6608898
Fuck Purity. You lot got it easy, your only job in life is to fuck or make life better for others. Quit complaining and just do it already. Be a MAN, man.
>>6608911
The kid needs to learn and who better than a wizened witch right?

>>6608671
hurry up and post the roster

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>>6608915
What do you find fun, besides reaching for my body?

>>6608917
Perhaps, perhaps not. Do you even know?

>>6608924
He seems more like your type. Crash him for me while I watch, won't you?

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me

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>>6608933
YES I KNOW TOO WELL

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>>6608935

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>>6608933
>>6608935
>>6608936

>>6608939
Fuck off Randyukine

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>>6608935
Well that went places

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>>6608933
>>6608935
>>6608936
... Hot

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>>6608951
Let's do something fun too.

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>>6608933
>>6608935
>>6608936
Big surprise.

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>>6608933
Hell no. If I had to use my drills for something that wrong they better be as thrillseeking as I am!
That whiny brat looks like he can't even tie his shoes.
>>6608933
>>6608935
>>6608936
Well that's disturbing.

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>>6608936
>>6608945
>>6608951
Yes, I won!
>>6608933
Uhhhh, playing games? And sports? And teasing other people?

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>>6608939
I can tell by the way you act that you are nothing but a boy a few steps away from his room.

>>6608933
>>6608935
>>6608936
>Giggles

>>6608965
Try to tie it for him. He will need them nice and tight to chase after me.

>>6608968
Was that what you were doing with me before? Teasing me?

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>>6608960
Something fun? Like d&d?
I can play as a pretty mean cleric.

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>>6608976
No way, you were teasing me after all! It can only go one way!

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>>6608976
I-I'VE SLEPT WITH A GIRL BEFORE

>>6608983
your mom

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>>6608984
no

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>>6608978
I'm caught!

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>>6608994
Quick! Run!

>>6608923
>>6608983
Oi

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>>6608923
Nothing... she was just Shinobu's friend and I wanted to make sure perverts didn't harass her...

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>>6608983
What did she ever do for you? You can't expect sleeping in the same room, if not a bed would mean anything now, do you?

>>6608980
Can it, are you admitting defeat? Just how many women have you been bested by? Am I the only one?

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>>6609009
It totally did! It had a lot of meaning... I almost... nevermind.

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>>6609009
What defeat? Were we fighting for something?

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>>6608989
>>6608986
Him being a girl makes too much sense.
>>6608976
You know well I can't do that.

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>>6608977
I am fond of the cleric class myself.

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>>6609014
>Sneers

And you never made a move on her? You have done irreversible damage. What will she think of you now?

>>6609017
In this game of teasing, did I not better you the last time we met?

>>6609024
Disappointing... we were so eager the inflict such an act on me.

>>6609035
Because...You can abuse little boys as a Cleric?

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>>6609047
N-no way! I'm muuuch better and you can't prove me wrong!

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>>6609035
Double cleric run huh?
I'll heal you and you can heal me.
Also I've got terrible healing rolls...

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>>6609047
Only because you sound like someone who knows how to have fun!

Speaking of which. IS THERE ANY HOSTS AROUND?

>>6609053
Do you prefer heal over time or singular heals that heal large amounts?

>>6609049
N-No

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>>6609056
Don't think so, and that sucks

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>>6609069
Heals over time are useful during large encounters but they guys I play with are idiots so I have to use large heals to bring them back from near death all the time.

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>>6609052
Then how many other women have you seduced during your time away from if you're so talented, child?

>>6609056
I do not think so, for the time being I am the best you have.

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>>6609087
Like... uhh... OH MY, IS IT HOT IN HERE.
>slowly raises shirt and waits for reaction

>>6609096
>calls the lewd police

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>>6609096
Not really, it's kinda chilly

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>>6609047
I think making the move is what caused the damage....

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>>6609087
Don't tell me you are another downer as well?
>>6609074
Great. Just great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

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>>6609096
>Eyes narrow in anticipation

How bold of you, are you bluffing? I certainly refuse to take part in a strip show in front of everyone here for your benefit.

>>6609122
You made the wrong moves, if a girl is willing to sleep in your home, you must realize there is a way, and you have no eyes to lead you down the right way. What is her name? I want you hear you say it with bitter remembrance.

>>6609123
I am more realistic than down, I've lived a long time. Such are the traits of someone who has seen their share of the world.

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>>6609144
>stops right under her chest and only shows belly
Oh, does that mean I win? Or that you want to change the Arena?

>>6609096
You need to drop your skirt in front of her as well trappy

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>>6609123
We could make secret Santa?

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>>6609156
If you have something to show me, then I suggest you do so first. I am wise witch, I can see what I want at any time. You've yet to prove to me why you are the one I would go out of my way for and bare my breasts for everyone to see.

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Oh, I forgot
>>6609102
>>6609114
It's not chilly, don't break the immersion!

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>>6609144
I was sleeping in hers... and I almost made bad touch...

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>>6609175
We're cold

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>>6609179
>her mouth slants in a displeased angle

Listen to the way you are speaking... It is like you do not want anything to do with the female body. A bad touch? What makes a touch bad?

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>>6609173
I got just the way to prove it! Look!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11804386
http://www.strawpoll.me/11804386
http://www.strawpoll.me/11804386
A-And what did you mean by the rest?
>>6609187
Well, go warm up... uhh, hunt a deer or something... and then cuddle it?

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>>6609189
Things make it bad, you know... unwanted?

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>>6609171
What's that?
>>6609144
Sounds awful.

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>>6609197
Oh no, I am being pressured by public opinion. It sure does bring me back to the good old days, when the village would vote on my execution...

You want something of mine, child. I want to see what of yours that you have that I would want in exchange. Nothing is free and I will not offer anything for free and viewing my body at will comes at a high price.

>>6609205
Women don't know what they want. They want what the man wants. Perhaps she made a mistake, placing something she believed was a man in the same room as her. Perhaps she woke up the next morning, having been well rested enough to ask you to leave without so much as a morning kiss.

>>6609223
What would you know about awful?

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>>6609197
Seen any deer?
>>6609223
You get someone something and don't tell them it's you

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>>6609226
Oh, sorry. Well I guess that just means I win the title of masterful teaser. What would you want in exchange anyway?

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>>6609226
Thats not how it ended at all...

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>>6609229
Huh. Il try that.
>>6609226
A lot. The threat of deactivation looming over your head makes you follow awful people.

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>>6609229
I think they're in the forest, yeah.

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>>6609260
Suppressing Fire!
>
Did we get them?
>>6609251
Awesome! We shall try it as well

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>>6609241
Something of interest, something that will interest and old witch like me.

>>6609251
Is that not but inevitable for you kind? Why do you see such a fundamental part of your existence as awful? You must come to accept it, no?

>>6609243
Tell me your tale, and no lying. A witch knows when you are overexaggerating you accomplishments, as few as they may be.

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>>6609283
an old witch.

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>>6609283
I just got pulled away by my master for stinging him with bad thoughts...
>>6609283

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>>6609283
An old witch... hmm...
I have a feeling I'll just get played with again...
Do you have something in mind?
>>6609271
U-uhm...
>calls police
I don't know?

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>>6609299
You have a master?

The plot thickens, so does my hopes of solving your problems. A master in the picture complicates many things. I won't be able to blame you for all of your shortcomings...

>>6609304
This is a very special case of beggars must be choosers. I do not know what you have to offer me, I cannot think of anything that I would want from you. There are many like you I can take advantage of, but there seems to be something you can only take from me. Supply and demand, a fair rule of the world. Do you understand?

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>>6609283
I do but don't you lot fear death as well?

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>>6609304
Don't call anyone!
>Maces a Game Stop employ

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>>6609320
He's a deadbeat god who doesn't even have a shrine! He's a worthless idiot!

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>>6609320
I-I'm not begging! Remember I am the teasing master, yeah!
But I will show you something interesting anyway. Here, look at this!
>gives cell phone

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>>6609322
No, faggot, i'm wating for death.

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>>6609348
Who the hell are you?

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>>6609346
>Takes the phone
>Stares at the screen

Obviously, the phone itself is not the offering.

>>6609338
You are an unthankful servant as well. No on their right minds would speak of their master in such a way. You are still a child, you must mature if you are ever to catch the eyes of a female.

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>>6609346
>Starts sending your phone copious amounts of dick pics
Get fucking bullied kiddo.

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>>6609355
Run!

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>>6609363
>>6609346
>Stares at the screen
>Blankly

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>>6609370
What, why?

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>>6609359
He doesn't deserve correct speaking. I've met other gods and his ex shinki, I'm not alone in criticizing that moron.

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>>6609323
I... hope they come soon...
>>6609359
It kind of i-
>>6609363
>>6609376
>stares at the screen
>blankly

SOMEBODY FUKKEN HOST A BLOODY GAME YOU CUNTS

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>>6609376
>Snapchats you a picture of my nuts
Fucking cyber bullied.

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>>6609395
Who?
>>6609378
...Uh...reasons

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>>6609393
And what if you were not respected by all others, would you not wish your woman to stand by you and speak for you against all opposition? And you who cannot even defend his master's honor expects to be with a woman and receive the same treatment?

>>6609395
>>6609402
Are you trying to tell me something, my child? Is this supposed to humor me?

>Sighs
>Stands in front of the child and returns the phone
>Stares down with an unreadable expression

4chan is shitting itself for me
New game coming up on OFH.

I want to drench his ass in lube and fuck Aikawa in the ass

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>>6609416
...I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT COMES FROM!!
>>6609414
The cops!

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>>6609416
What the hell are you talking about? He needs to grow up if he ever wants respect. Hundreds of years old, still doing jobs for 5 yen. He has no honor.

>>6609425
Nigga thats gay as fuck.

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>>6609432
It's just SeeSee, no need to call the cops on her

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>>6609445
How do you earn your wages, boy? How will you please a woman without any money?

>>6609432
>>6609402
You did try your best... and you have humored me this long. Even though I have been like an impenetrable fortress. You must have been very frustrated.

I believe it is time to reward you, after all.

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>>6609455
I work a part time job because Yato is a bum. He then steals the money I earn to buy useless luck charms and other things. He's a leech.

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>>6609455
I-I don't have high hopes after what happened last time... and I really don't know where that came from. But go ahead.
>>6609453
No, on you!

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>>6609470
Why must you do such hurtful things?

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Begin log for day 365 of autonomous function.

Ahem. That is to say...good morning.

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>>6609481
Happy birthday

>>6609481
>Kissu

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>>6609481
Hello

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>>6609481
Morning. You're a new face.

>>6609481
>Punches in the dick

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>>6609461
Perhaps you must learn to solve your problems instead of letting them dominate your life. Women do not seem to be the only thing on your mind that is troubling you.

Tell me more of it next time, if you have done anything worth reporting to me that is.

>>6609470
I do not know how you have dealt with other women in the past. You will promise me this, you will remember that I am nothing like them and you must not expect me to give you the same treatment.

I will not reveal myself to you, I will not let you put your hands on me as you please. But I will allow you to enjoy the motherly embrace that I believe you wish to feel.

Stand still now.

>Pulls you into a hug
>Your face is nearing her chest
>A sudden rush of dizziness takes you over moments before contact
>You come to with a warm sensation on your cheeks
>The witch has vanished

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>>6609483
It is only for the autonomous portion. But...thank you, Aikawa. It has been a considerable amount of time.
>>6609485
Please, desist.
>>6609488
Greetings...to both of you.
>She nods politely.
>>6609496
>Clank.
...Had we not discussed this issue priorly?
>>6609492
That is an incorrect statement. My initial appearance here was this day one year ago. I believe, rather, it would be you, who meets such criteria.
>>6609511
Farewell.

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>>6609511

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>>6609479
You are not to be trusted, you shoot bazookas in public.
>>6609503
H-hey--
>just lies there for several minutes with a smile on her face, then wonders where she went
>>6609514
Then happy autonomous day!

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>>6609511
>Duct Tapes his nuts to her forehead
Good fucking night Charlie Chaplin.

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>>6609519
I suppose it would be more of...an anniversary, yes?

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>>6609519
Oh hi We are Venom and we're the ones not judging you or your life chooses
>>6609514
Oh hey someone we don't have to explain why we say we, neat! Care for a chocolate bar?

>>6609535
What game

>>6609551
Let it die.

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>>6609532
I ascertained as such within seconds.
>She blinks in surprised.
I do not require...but...if you would be willing, certainly.

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>>6609514
Still using protocol language? And people call me outdated. Alright, just for you, I will speak in an easier format.

Intiating LightTranslator.exe.
"Hello. I am Robotic Master DWN-013 also known as Crash or Clash man. Please, state who you serve for and your model."

>>6609531
Yeah, a happy anniversary then. Wait, does that mean I am older than you?
>>6609532
h-hello... Venom...
>police cars arrive and tell you to drop to the ground

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>>6609569
You know we're bullet proof right? Super Powers and all
>>6609564
Sure, you're like the first person not to think we're a crazy monster

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>>6609565
My apologies, it is merely a way of speech that I am more...comfortable with. My previous one was far more...simplistic.

I am Boundary Interface Prime Field Device 11, Lambda. My master is Professor Kokonoe A. Mercury of Sector Seven. Greetings, Crash Man.
>>6609579
I have seen...far stranger things in my time here.
>She gently accepts the chocolate.
Thank you.
>>6609569
Physically and in sheer time you have been here, correct.
>She nods once.

>>6609581
Looks like fun

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>>6609588
Same, still nice to greeted like a person

>>6609589
it's Let it Die on ps4. Free to play, but ps4 exclusive.

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>>6609588
Wow, really? Then I can be like your older brother or something! It's just weird that you're still bigger than me in every way...
>>6609579
>more and more police start surrounding and aiming their guns at you

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>>6609593
Certainly. I would consider you moreso of one than myself.
>She almost agonizingly slowly unwraps the bar.
>>6609606
...Not significantly. I am only five feet tall.
>>6609581
>I love suplexes.

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>>6609606
>Go a head and let them
>>6609618
Well why do you say that?

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>>6609618
That's only a few centimeters bigger, but yet you look much more mature than me. As if you should be the older one, but I am probably, like, 10 times as old!

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>>6609588
Professor Kokonoe not found, adding to database. I am a model specialized in both Demolitions and combat. Please state your purpose.

>>6609481
[licks face]

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>>6609635
Yet, physical bulk is something I am less than abundant in, correct? However, I was...meant to be physically mature.
>>6609643
....
Initial purpose; the subject of numerous tests and experiments.
Current; combat.
>She doesn't sound very happy.
>>6609653
...Lea?
>>6609633
You are no doubt more aware of such aspects of human nature than I, and more...capable.

ROBOTS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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>>6609671
Eh nothing just interacting with people won't fix

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>>6609687
...I have been attempting that for an entire year, by this point.

NGW

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>>6609633
No no, you're not fat if you meant that, ahahaha!...
Well you certainly succeeded, but why were you meant to?
>>6609633
>one of them fires a warning shot in front of you

>>6609709
I'll host a game after I eat lunch.

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>>6609711
>Doesn't even move
>Come on, do it...do it and see what happens to you?
>>6609697
Never said it would take a year, sometimes they just take a vary vary long time

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>>6609711
I was based upon someone else who was also such. It is only logical, yes?
>>6609746
....
I wish it were not so tiresome.
>She slowly takes a bite.

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>>6609671
Permission to learn more about said experiments?
>>6609684
No.

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>>6609752
Hey guess what...that's called feeling human

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>>6609753
....
Most individuals would describe them as parallel to torture. Predominately an extended series of electrical shocks of increasing intensity.
It...never stopped....
>>6609768
There is more to such a thing than that, I am aware.

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Nya?

>>6609801
>kissu

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>>6609800
Yeah but getting annoyed at things you have no control over is one of them
>>6609801
Oh hey a cat...we think?

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>>6609801
Cats r shit tier, dogs r better

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>>6609801
Greetings, beastkin.
>>6609805
>She frowns softly.
It...is?

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Shall I host us a game? I require 24 of you to participate! ＼(^o^)/

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>>6609847
Lambda-11

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>>6609844
Yep, next part is rolling with it

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>>6609800
>he slowly hugs her in an attempt to calm her down, shutting off his translator.
It's ok, you can stop speaking about it Lambda.

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>>6609746
>two helicopters join in while the guy keeps firing warning shots to distract you
>>6609752
Oh yes, that is indeed logical. I understand fully, my parents are pretty mature too.

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>>6609847
Pom

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>>6609847
Metal Cooler

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>>6609847
Atlas

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>>6609847
Nep Remover Donald J. Trump

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>>6609847
Crashman

Yes please, I need some action running through my processors.

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>>6609847
Histoire

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>>6609847
Venom

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>>6609847
Sanae Kochiya

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>>6609847
Casshan

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>>6609847
Yukine

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>>6609858
>This is fine

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>>6609847
Reigen Arataka

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>>6609847
Sophocles

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>>6609847
Kiyotaka Ishimaru

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>>6609847
Sailor Uranus

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>>6609847
Silas

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>>6609847
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Big Smoke so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Big Smoke every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Big Smoke is love" I say; “Big Smoke is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a furry faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Big Smoke
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Big Smoke
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I'll have 2 number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese.......”
>He grabs me with his powerful black hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my furry ass-cheeks for Big Smoke.
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Big Smoke
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Big Smoke
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Big Smoke looks him straight in the eyes and says “....and a large soda.”
>Big Smoke leaves through my window
>Big Smoke is love. Big Smoke is life.


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It is quite slow this morning, I still require 8 more. (>.<)

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>>6609847
Himiko Yumeno

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>>6609847
Alexander the Great