HG D&D Games
And we begin! Everyone seems to roll stats without incident. Minus Sanae of course.
>>6609979
Part 2 of the bloodbath.
>>6609988
Looks like that psychic didn't see that coming! (^_^.)(
>>6609951
aww... okay okay, I will have to deal with it.
>>6609979
This land is ancient. I will need to preserve my supply.
>Naturally he rolls up a warforged.
>>6609959 (Venom)
Then I must endure it.
...If I am capable of anything, it is enduring.
>>6609986
>>6610016
To my awareness...their continued survival is unlikely. The city they likely would have been in after I ceased to function no longer stands.
>>6609988
Charisma...low...but everything else....
>>6610015
What is there to deal with?
>>6610010
Must have had a pretty good find in your last dungeon Ishimaru, how else would you get such a powerful spell?
>>6610025
There you go! Up high!
>>6610012
Don't.
>>6610010
Kill the humans, got it!
>>6610025
Then if we find them I will finally begin to have some fun of my own.
>>6610036
LOOK AT ME. DO YOU THINK I CAN HOLD IT!
>>6610010
I'll end this quick for you human.
>>6610037
....
Pardon?
>>6610045
You are aware...there is no purpose to such a thing, yes?
>>6610036
>She sleeps like a rock.
>>6610025
n-nothing at all... I will just continue being a single child, with its parents always away on business trips...
>>6610061
Hi five...you know you take your hand and hit ours?
>>6610036
Be careful in those caves, the Drow are tough enemies to fight.
>>6610072
This leads me to ask, what is the latest meme here in HG?
>>6610067
>do we have zarya fag?
>>6610045
>>6610036
I, Casshan, can hold the torch for you robot. There's no denying that you weren't crafted for such a 'handy' occasion.
>>6610082
>Nope.
>>6610071
I...was not aware of such a gesture. My apologies.
>>6610062
...I am sorry I cannot help you with this.
>>6610072
There is no point in disturbing him.
>>6610080
....
>>6610080
Oh no! No no no! Last two times We died crossing paths with Sailors!
>>6610067
What?
>>6610061
Does it need one? Hearing that tale is already making me overheat and mad.
>>6610072
Quit dodging and take it like a man, girlie!
>>6610091
You make that pun again and I'l crash this joint.
>>6610101
yeahhh, sorryyy, nevermind it...
>>6610101
Hey it's fine, just another stepping stone
>>6610101
>It seems I find job to do
>>6610080
Apologies, I will have to cut to the winner after this slide. I just recieved word that they require my presence at work. <`~´>
I hope that you can forgive me for this! (^_^;)
>>6610127
>>6610127
The Big Gete Star enabled me to cheat death! How could this be?!
>>6610131
Thanks for hosting and whatnot.
>>6610131
Good job Crashman!
Thanks for hosting
>>6610108
Then I will proceed to exterminate you, from the task at 'hand'. No need to fret Robot, when I'm here to lend you a hand.
>>6610108
It has already been done. 'Avenging' them shall not undo the damage. There is no point.
>>6610116
My apologies, regardless.
>>6610118
One of countless many.
>>6610120
>I will give a 1000% certainty of Soviet trying to cling to you.
>>6610131
>>6610127
I...see.
Congratulations, Crash Man. And thank you, regardless.
>>6610131
Congrats to da fag, and thanks for hosting
>>6610158
Takes a few stones to make a bridge, looks like we both lost close to each other, think someone offed us both?
>>6610131
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6610173
It certainly seems likely. My apologies for weighing you down.
>>6610168
>-1 WIS
>Pfft
>>6610158
>>I will give a 1000% certainty of Soviet trying to cling to you.
>implying you're not just Soviet playing on easy mode
>>6610131
Thank you for hosting.
>>6610127
>>6610135
I EXPECTED YOU TO BEAT ME AND YOU STILL LOSE!
>>6610153
Within three days, I have already won three of the arenas here.
Do you expect it to be so easy!
>>6610158
>>6610152
>>6610166
Thank you.
>>6610158
Lambda. Don't you want to see them burn? For all they have done!
>>6610168
>low wis is too true, thanks!
>>6610158
>will crush puny weakling as soon as he touch
>>6610190
>Maybe. And less barging in to things, typically.
>>6610196
No. I would much rather never see them again at all.
...Even still, I would not wish such cruelty on them. It would...put me on their level. Correct?
>>6610188
Nah, we probably ran into the sailor, we also lose to them, or die first round
>>6610196
And you beat that jerk Cooler
>>6610205
>And less barging in to things, typically.
Soviet BTFO
>>6610207
You speak with such certainty.
>>6610199
>That's a good girl. I wish I could actually play the game.
>>6610207
Yeah he. I was expecting so much more than what I got.
>>6610205
I'm not afraid of that. But I guess that is the difference in our design.
>>6610196
For robot without hands I find that statement to be incredible.
You can win these games, but you can't win a pair of hands. Needless to say, such a fascinating craft you are, who built you?
>>6610221
It happens a lot, hard not to see it coming
>>6610227
Dr Light, because you don't need hands to kick your ass!
NGW?
>>6610225
...Fighting may be my purpose, but I do not permit it to affect my personality.
>>6610230
You've encountered her before?
>>6610283
I can host in about an hour.
>>6610284
Them and it happens, like sleep and how we're about to do that, later Lambda!
>>6610284
You saying it affects mine? I'm not that violent
>the most obvious lie in the world.
>>6610260
My name is Tetsuya Azuma, the Neoroid, Casshan. I've been dispatched by my father Dr. Kotaro to prevent the evil Buraking boss from spreading tyranny across the world.
He's en massed a legion of robots to reinforce his conquest on mankind. With that being said Robot, it seems you are the one who doesn't take humans to kindly.
>>6610292
Of course. Farewell.
>>6610300
...The actions you performed in the game do not indicate such.
>>6610310
...ok fine I am, is that a problem?
>>6610303
For the last time, I don't CARE about them, never even heard of this Buraking.
>>6610328
It is merely a difference in temperament, correct?
>and then she farts
I would ship with Zarya.
First 24
>>6610343
>>6610350
Crashman.
>>6610332
Yes. I was built to be entirely fearless from even the biggest explosions around. So "sorry not sorry" if I enjoy my work too much.
>>6610350
Shiro
>>6610350
Fumi Kumo
>>6610350
Nagato
>>6610350
Reigen Arataka
>>6610350
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
>>6610350
Miku
>>6610350
Smolgore
>>6610350
Shizune
>>6610350
Araragi
>>6610350
You Watanabe
>>6610350
Lambda-11
>>6610356
....
Would you be offended if I were to say I...pitied you?
>>6610350
Alexander the Great
>>6610350
Sanae Kochiya
>>6610350
Tiny snek
>>6610328
Well then, I'll tell you about him ahead of time. I cannot deny your feelings for mankind, but I will deny you from hurting them.
>>6610350
This spells a premonition for disaster, nonetheless:
Casshan
>>6610350
Pom
>>6610350
Atlas
>>6610349
Would you die?
>>6610350
A confident loli
>>6610350
Lord Beerus
>>6610394
MASHIRO!!!!!!
>>6610374
Why? Is it the hands? I BET IT'S THE HANDS!
>>6610378
Sure, whatever
>>6610402
W-what?!
>>6610350
Evangel
>>6610350
Miyano
>>6610403
Because such violence is part of your nature.
>>6610350
KANAKA KAGAMI
>>6610350
Avenger
>>6610350
Ghost
>>6610429
And how is that something to pity?
>>6610403
I'll see you in the Arena than.
>>6610350
Linne
>>6610350
Kneesocks Daemon
>>6610412
>pet
>>6610350
Aikawa
>>6610442
Because you cannot help such a violent nature.
>>6610391
It would be a great death getting crushed between her thighs.
>>6610466
Cut it out you lolicon!
>>6610469
And there's nothing wrong with that!
>>6610495
....
Only because you cannot perceive otherwise.
>>6610475
Enjoyment would be mutual
Would get to see weakling crushed into place
>>6610506
If someone wants to be crushed I could just sit on them.
>>6610506
>Wanting to be crushed by some lowly Ningen when you could be killed by Xen'o the sequel
You Ningens disgust me
Gee, it sure is boring around here.
>>6610558
Muh boi
GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
HAAA!!!!
GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
>>6610506
You could also hug me like big fuzzy bear.
>>6610608
...Are you okay?
>>6610503
So what's the answer then hotshot?
>>6610616
RHAAAAAAAAAAAAA-....
....
>The scruffy man awakens from a night terror, he seems delirious of his surroundings. Attempting to register what's going on.
Uh...whaaa...? Wh...where am I?
Is it that bad that I have to host?
>>6610669
I'm just really sleepy
>>6610669
Please do.
>>6610662
calm down, Lambda
Let's go then. First 24 (YOU GOTTA REPLY TO THIS POST!)
>>6610722
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6610722
Kellam
>>6610722
Lord Beerus
>>6610722
The Player
>>6610722
Eggman-kun
>>6610722
Logic Drivers
>>6610722
Distressed Thorfinn
>>6610722
Ta-class
>>6610722
Miyano
>>6610722
Armstrong
>>6610722
Sanae Kochiya
>>6610722
Kneesocks Daemon
>>6610722
Crashman
>>6610722
Sailor Mars
>>6610722
Misogi Kumagawa
>>6610722
Grim Reaper
>>6610763
neck yourself
>>6610722
Himiko Yumeno
>>6610722
Classy Raven
>>6610722
Elias Ainsworth
>>6610750
damn that's cute
>>6610642
The answer to...what?
>>6610662
Please calm down.
>The woman speaks with an odd metallic ring to her voice.
>>6610722
Lambda-11
>>6610787
Agreed.
>>6610722
Alexander the Late
>>6610722
Ta-Class' trusty servant!
>>6610722
Yukine
>>6610763
Why do you look like Ringo from that Beatles cartoon?
>>6610787
uhh, thank you?
>>6610789
>>6610807
Switch
>>6610796
What took you so long? Were you trying to find my weed stash?
>>6610823
Dude
What's up bees?
>>6610789
To this so called problem that you pity.
>>6610807
I accept this challenge.
>>6610823
I'm sorry Mistress Ta-Class, I was not checking your belongings, I was merely changing into my servant outfit!
>>6610829
suh dude
>>6610839
Where are your weapons?
>>6610845
Nothing new, same old shit. What about you?
>>6610789
...
>The man gives you a blank stare, as he regains his composure.
Wh-who are you?
>>6610851
They're right here, Mistress Ta-Class!
>>6610858
I'm talking about your other weapons, servant.
Boom, bitches.
>>6610828
Whether it goes through or not, I thank you.
>>6610870
Which other weapons, Mistress, did I forget something?
>>6610821
Thank you, Mokou. I shall remember this.
>>6610834
...That you are so deeply-entrenched in your violence. It reminds me of my own sister, the 13th of our own line.
>>6610856
I am Lambda, the 11th Boundary Interface Prime Field Device.
...Thank you for calming.
Is this old Ta or a new one?
>>6610893
It's Adachi
>>6610886
Are you going to make me stick your face in a blender to make you remember?
>f kneesocks daemon
>f misogi kumagawa
>f luna
>>6610897
N-no, Miss Ta-Class, not the blender!
>>6610829
Work and other stuff. What about yourself?
>>6610872
>tfw your internet is so slow that you can't even load one image
>>6610904
Then you better start remembering, I don't want to have to turn you into a faceless servant.
Trees.
>>6610913
Tell me who you are and I'll tell you what happens to 'em.
>>6610910
I should be working for tomorrow exam but meh, who gives a fuck about school anyway?
>>6610917
I... I can't remember, Miss Ta-Class! Please have mercy!
>>6610920
Senator Armstrong
>I have the feeling that I'm already dead
>>6610931
nope, you're sleeping in shifts
>>6610928
You're lucky I'm in a forgiving mood, now come over here and kiss my feet.
>>6610887
Lambda. You're a wh-what? I don't know what that means.
>He rubs his forehead, trying to recollect his thoughts.
....I'm Thorfinn.
>>6610931
Jinxing is real.
>>6610923
School is important if you're looking to get a job that requires it.
>>6610938
O-of course, Miss Ta-Class. Thank you!
>kneels down and kissus her feet
>>6610940
...An artificial human. Greetings, Thorfinn. Have you calmed?
>>6610945
I knew it
>f armstrong
>>6610946
I'll just do like you and become a prostitute
>f kiyotaka ishimaru
>>6610951
>He stares at his rugged hands, then glances back at you.
I guess so.
Artificial? I'll pretend to know what you mean by that, forget it. I'm okay.
>>6610945
>your memes end here!
It's used on the wrong person, but whatever.
>>6610974
I...see. My apologies for disturbing you.
>>6610987
I am relieved.
...I was not born. It is a very complex afair. My apologies for mentioning it.
Death galore.
>>6611035
Oh what the fuck
Good morning HG.
Okay, fuck it. My computer just fucking restarted twice and now it won't let me view the results of the game.
Sorry for wasting your time, but fuck fuck shit cunt stupid fucking faggot computer.
>>6611099
>using a shitty excuse to make me not win
>>6611099
we love you, Lenny
>>6611099
Thanks for hosting anyway.
>>6611030
No need to be sorry, I was just unhinged for a moment. Not born? Truth be told, I'm a tad bit delirious to delve into the complexity of your origin.
Wh-what is this place again?
>>6611107
'Shitty excuse' nothing. I tried, and had no idea it would restart on me.
>>6611110
>>6611118
Thanks guys.
>>6611099
>thanks for hosting either way
>>6611099
>Brantsteele crashes your rig
Quit hosting on kitchen appliances, motherfucker.
>>6611099
Let's just say Ta-Class won.
>>6611099
Thanks for trying anyway.
>>6611154
>it's about me
wow, those guys are super gay
>>6611042
....
>>6611119
It is a fighting arena, first and foremost.
>>6611099
There is no concern.
>>6611166
>it's about me
You're repulsive. Your avatar's great though.
>>6611184
Can't say the same about you.
>>6611141
Can one host on a Samsung fridge?
>>6611188
>>6611188
Because I don't need to pretend to be a crossdresser on 4chan :^)
>>6610887
Yes, but whats the solution?
>>6611175
Oh yeah, that Arena...
>He stands up, wiping away some grime stained on his hands.
>>6611194
Well you manage to host on your shitty phone
>>6611225
>nah, I just make a majority of my posts on my phone
>>6611250
So it doesn't explain why your games are so shitty
>>6611071
Good morning, Anonymous.
>>6611255
Do you really expect creativity from autistic 2hufags?
>>6611255
>Tell me why you think so then
Hey there. Looks like you could use a game.
>>6611279
>That's not really a reason
>>6611287
This thread or new one?
>>6611291
It is for me you fucking skinhead
>>6611203
...Without you attempting to change yourself, there can be no solution without being rid of part of yourself.
>>6611222
You had forgotten?
>>6611287
Sure.
>>6611295
This one. I'm going to need 36 entries for the 20th Dynamite Games.
>>6611307
Avenger
>>6611307
a big rubber dick
>>6611307
Shalashaska
>>6611125
I'll just claim victory, then. Better luck next time, eh?
>>6611307
Avenger
>>6611307
Ningen Remover Zamasu
>>6611307
Lord Beerus
>>6611307
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6611307
Classy Raven
>>6611307
Thorfinn Karlsefni
>>6611307
Sleepy Accel
>>6610374
>>6611307
Lambda-11
>>6611307
Mikan Tsumiki
>>6611307
HD Lenny
(the HD stands for hosting dysfunction)
>>6611307
Mizore Shirayuki
>>6611307
Hotaru
>>6611307
Atlas
>>6611307
Pom
>>6611307
Uncle Death
>>6611297
>If you dislike shitty games then I'd appreciate feedback that'd help tell me what's wrong with them
>>6611307
Evangel
>>6611307
Megaman
>>6611307
Eggman-kun
>>6611307
Not pure Rawberry
>>6611307
Himiko Yumeno
>>6611344
I was joking you idiot
>>6611307
Casshan
>>6611307
Flash Man
6 more.
>>6611307
Dio
>>6611381
Rei Ayanami
>>6611381
Sophocles
>>6611381
Gas the Horsefags
>>6611381
Grim Reaper
>>6611385
Thats not Dio
>>6611381
The Wolf Brigade
>>6611381
Dio
Sure is a good fuckin' thing we came to save the day, huh?
>After the previous host's mishap, we're proud to host our own game in his wake. We've collected 36 tributes to send to the most horrible place imaginable.
High school!
>God have mercy on them.
>>6611427
Let's do this!
>>6611427
I accept this challenge.
>>6611298
Yes.
>>6611427
Ahh, I missed the work on the Council.
>>6611427
If I was aware, I would have dressed for the occasion....
>>6611434
....
Are you trapped here as well?
>>6611427
I just got out of school. Can we go somewhere else instead?
>>6611427
I'm...not okay with this district.
>>6611427
Who needs a goddamn school?
>>6611427
>>6611427
I just need to stop Flash Man, everything else is irrelevant.
>We're already starting off strong, as inauguration provides us with four casualties!
Fuck love. Who needs it?
>Wouldn't she be able to have a forcefield for that kind of thing?
>>6611447
>Nope!
>>6611450
Too fuckin' bad!
>>6611458
I was just asking him for some money, what's your problem?!
>>6611458
Can't blame me for asking. Might as well get it over with.
>The snow girl slowly drags herself into class.
>>6611453
Hey, what with the attitude? Enjoy the best years of your life!
>>6611458
No-no-no, my wristwatch clearly shows that I am not late!... You are not gonna kill me this time? Thanks
>>6611443
I don't think so, I remember sleeping in Ketil's farm and now... I woke up here. I'm a slave.
>>6611474
I can't enjoy them while being dead, you dimwit.
Purple-haired anime girls are natural enemies to each other.
>Anyone up for some fried egg?
Fuck's sake, man, that was too easy. I better not hear anyone justify that shit with a pity laugh.
>>6611333
>pets
>>6611492
The human's got cooties! The human's got cooties!
>Smolgore runs around the playground yelling this until the recess bell rings.
>>6611492
It's fine, I don't eat anyways. It would just clog my gears.
>>6611485
...I cannot understand how anyone would condone such a thing.
>>6611458
I-I-...I am sorry...Rei.
>>6611490
Well, next time you will think twice before bully someone, so that's nice.
>>6611492
hat's this? The oil? It's flammable and can be dangerous! I'm confiscating it!
>That gassy guy sure is lonely.
Good.
>Casshan is doing his part to whittle down the competition, while Mizore is doing her part in her own special way.
>>6611521
It's no assault, you'll be fine... good luck!
>>6611525
Psst. When do you want those burgers?
>>6611533
hmm... now?
>>6611523
Thank you for hosting good sir.
>>6611523
.....
I fail to understand the purpose of this.
>>6611541
>>6611513
I-i-it's okay, I'm use to the labor. It really isn't as bad as it seems, most slaves would be dying to have a position I'm in. God forbid something happens to the crops while I'm gone.
>>6611537
Then have some, my dude. I'm too generous for my own good.
>He hands over two burgers.
You still want those pictures of Amelia, right?
>>6611548
...?
>>6611541
>>6611523
Neither do I, now would put your clothes back on please.
>>6611555
Hello. You are pretty early