Murderous Games 163
First 36
Rikka Takanashi
>>6585740
Fujiwara no Mokou
Lord Beerus
>>6585740
Rika
Thanks, lady.
>>6585740
Stay Safe Virgin Soviet
Giorgi Marcano
Maki Nishikino
Sanae Dekomori
Psycho Games person
You Watanabe
>>6585740
Heroine
Thank you oh so very much!
Nitro Carwash
>>6585740
Nazi loli
>>6585740
Robotboy
Reigen Arataka
>>6585740
Crashman
And thank YOU girl.
Yohane-sama the Fallen Angel
>>6585740
meme expert
>>6585740
Ulkair
>>6585740
Metal Cooler
Char Aznable
Lycanroc
Eggman-kun
>>6585740
B.B. Hood
Himiko Yumeno
Alexander the Great
>>6585740
Carnage Black
Blanc
Nebby
10 more
Starman
Lala
>>6585804
Christmas Artoria
>>6585794
Why is that smug face turning me on.
Kagami
Shidare Hotaru
>>6585810
>kissu
Akira Agarkar Yamada
Nanu
The Player
Tenryuu
>>6585802
>Pets
>>6585691
>Hisses in your general direction
>>6585692
Just as the Book of the Inivsible One says "You can't see me!", so please stop looking at me! At the moment I'm supposed to be one with the shadows!
>>6585727
Only one who descended from the light to arrive to the depths of darkness could truly comprehend the importance of this makeup.
>>6585753
I-I thought that was a challenge, so I couldn't stop my body from acting on its own and ity chose to accept it!
>>6585804
Lord Prosciutto
>>6585836
Everyone here is inferior to me.
>>6585761
>>6585753
>The eye looks down at you. And stares.
It's a TANK, thank you very much.
>>6585840
...What? You're dressed more like a demon or a vampire than an angel, you know, right?
>>6585836
Looks well enough!
>>6585836
Right now the planets are aligned in perfect order, so I have no doubt that this skirmish will end with me being on top!
>>6585813
Maybe because it's when you realized you're a pedo! You bad boy!
>>6585824
https://68.media.tumblr.com/b5ab5eee74b1574c7e35c6ea280fd492/tumblr_ohazbyQ64I1vlk1mmo1_1280.jpg
https://68.media.tumblr.com/8d9d8c7e77d928ad828fd5b739474064/tumblr_ohb0cwUwuu1vlk1mmo1_1280.png
https://68.media.tumblr.com/e5720c1ce7e13747a11260fb36f7c502/tumblr_oh6895Wvyr1t6mvsfo1_1280.jpg
>>6585836
Do I got all I need? Let's see... missing a few things Damn it! Wish me luck!
>>6585834
Kys Ramsay
>>6585851
Don't judge
Fortune-teller
Pew!
AND THEY'RE OFF
>>6585836
I accept this challenge.
>>6585863
There's only a really thin line that separates demons from angels, and I'm the one who constantly dances on that line!
>>6585877
This sure is a dumb town, it would have been better were it in my games.
>>6585755
>Soviet
>virgin
Stop trying to erase history. You fucked Setsuna, and you fucked Nep.
>>6585877
Oh. Yeaaaaah!
>>6585889
Grandma! I love you!
>>6585889
$$*<$$
>>6585877
The Big Gete Star enabled me to cheat death! How could this be?!
>>6585889
Was there any form of filth or profligacy, particularly in cultural life, without at least one Jew involved in it? If you cut even cautiously into such an abscess, you found, like a maggot in a rotting body, often dazzled by the sudden light - a kike!
>>6585895
Are you trying to hurt my feelings? :(
>>6585877
DAY ONE
>>6585877
>go in
>immediate death
This game fun.
>>6585914
Is it working?
>>6585877
This town looks like trash
>>6585893
....
Nooo, you're a human. In fact...weren't you the girl in that box that may opened the other day?
>>6585914
Not like I wanted it anyways.
>>6585877
Oh, what a wondrous looking local I wonder what is in store f-
>A bullet goes through her head, and she falls over.
>>6585840
Yoshiko-chan...at this rate you're going to scare everyone away.
We're not on-stage where people actually well, love a performance like this.
>>6585914
I should've probably not ordered too much milk with honey...
>You yawns as she stretches her arms
I might just go for a quick nap and set full speed ahead tomorrow.
>>6585914
I know everything that one would need to know about her, so let me finish this story!
>She ends up writing a story filled with long paragraphs, but only one sentence has any information about Blanc and the rest is about little demons
Perfect!
>>6585914
25 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
>>6585866
You sound like you are into that.
>>6585914
What a cute hat! Who would be unlucky enough to lose it?
(Who would be dumb enough to wear that shit? Died as soon as it began.)
>>6585949
We are in agreement that I will get most of the money, riiiiiiiiignt? I would be real upset if that didn't happen.
>>6585932
N-No. I m-mean yes! I was just preparing! Lurking in the shadows and hiding in boxes! I had no other choice but to do that, so I could regain my wings and descend in time for today's games!
>>6585949
Such a crude weapon, and hard to use too. No matter, the wound will fester and rot with time
>>6585949
>>6585932
Finally, somewhere I can crash
>>6585963
I'm just an innocent little girl! I'm much too young to think of things like that, perv!
>>6585949
My games were clearly too hardcore for these people.
>>6585949
DAY TWO
>>6585987
That is a lie and you know it.
>>6585990
Welp dead again, going to bed
>>6585973
Aaaand by that you mean "dress up", right? Because frankly, I personally know an actual demon that'd be annoyed by the costume.
>>6585981
>>6585949
I swear, if that look on your face was the "I just punned" look....
>>6585990
This is why you use MACHINES!
>>6585944
W-What are you doing here? No! Better question! W-Why are you saying things like that? I'm just trying to impress them! After I witnessed that there are so many fellow souls that act similar to the dark ones, I had no choice but to unleash Yohane!
>Her face turns bright red
S-So stop ruining my act! I want to fit in!
>>6585990
Looks like she didn't avoid me...
>>6585990
21 tributes remain.
NIGHT TWO
>>6585990
>As she is smoking, Hood flips through a couple of bills.
This shit ain't paying enough anymore.
>>6585999
Listen shitstain. Only one of those is a lie. I wouldn't be caught dead doing that kinda stuff.
>>6585990
>>6585990
Fear my shining bullets of truth that will carve through the darkness, just to spread my own special kind of malice!
>She only tries to use the weapon once and misses
...That was enough for today. See you tomorrow!
>>6586013
I'll just try to host my games for them again tomorrow.
>>6586013
Are you fucking with me? Hey!
>Bangs on the doors to no avail.
Get me out of here!
>>6586002
Man you really can't tank a joke.
>>6585990
Im the one who had to blow up a path I should get the money!
>>6586013
It's pretty tonight.
>MISSED YUNO GAMES
KILLL ME FAMALAM
>>6585949
Huh? So he's number one around these parts. Maybe I should become just like him and make a cowboy costume so it gets all the popularity he gets!
That'll get us some more ratings for sure.
>>6585990
I-I'm sorry. Even if you're an idol of mine...I just didn't really have a choice, I did what had to be done.
>>6586004
Yoshiko-chan...shouldn't it be the reverse if you want to fit in? If you want to impress them, you've got to go even harder than before! That's why I'm here.
>You smiles and makes a peace sign as she sees the red's on Yoshiko's face
That's also why I'm here! To make sure that we'll have both enough costumes and performance power to show them what we're made of.
>>6586013
DAY THREE
A spaceman strangles a cow, my wife can't cook, and Mokou betray.
>>6586042
Oh, that was bad and YOU KNOW IT!
>>6586014
You just took a cig from last nights afterglow then went to an outhouse in private. Innocent my ass, little rider.
>>6586052
Such treacherous behavior is totally not death, des. This tactless assassination must have been perpetuated by the Church!
>>6586057
I guess you could say I Bombed it.
>>6586052
You lying, cheating, good for nothing whore!! NOW I'm mad!!
>>6586073
Don't worry, comrade. I will avenge you!
>>6586002
Don't try to make the process that leads to me descending to the mortal realm sound so simple! I have to do more than just simply dress up!
>>6586013
S-See? Even the people of this land understood that there's need for me to stay here! I-I wasn't scared a-at all! Not at all! Yohane will fly again!
>>6586047
>She starts whispering to make sure nobody but You hears her
B-But these people act like I do. This is the second time people could accept Yohane! Y-You wouldn't want me to seal her away, right? That could result in horrible disaster! Things that no man has ever seen before!
>>6586089
Good luck, des!
>>6586061
>She flicks the cigarette at you, her innocent face adoring her face once again.
It's okay to admit you have a problem! I'm not interested in guys like you so sorry! Maybe some other little girl would want to play with you.
>>6586099
Nah, its just you.
>>6586044
Shh, it's okay.
>pets
>>6586052
AYY LMAO
The aliens abduct two chuunis for their research, but one of them proves to be too talkative for the extraterrestrials to bear.
Shalashaska
>>6586088
You're tanking hard.
>>6586090
No, I'm serious, she doesn't like it when people pretend to be demons.
...And come on, you don't have to act like this, alright?
>>6586117
SON OF A BITCH-
>>6586117
>>6586121
way 2 l8 m8
>>6586052
>she checks her bank account
Thanks for the money! I'll make sure to use this well!
I can make a lot of costumes with this amount. If there's any you'd want then I'll supply! Huh? There's no adress attached to this...
>>6586090
>You leans in and returns the whisper so nobody but Yoshiko hears her
There's a few dangerous people here Yoshiko-chan. There might be a chance they don't realize it's an act you're pulling.
If they don't then they might accept you, but if not then I well...don't know what they'll do. It might even be a disaster for both you and them.
>>6586117
N-Not even these beings from another world c-could contain the true essence of a fallen angel!
>She tries to laugh the trauma and shame away
Is there a single avafag who is not disliked by someone in this community?
>>6586132
I'm sure the host will restart it, she loves me after all
>>6586127
>>6586117
Y-You're too powerful for this arena, obviously.
>>6586141
Nope. Not even eggman-kun
>>6586141
ME!
>>6586143
Oh, I'm sure of that. Say, that's a pretty nice arm you have there. Shame if something were to happen to it
>>6586141
Me.
>>6586149
I hate you.
>>6586156
(Player1) avoids Rin!!!!
>>6586110
Just me? Man the delusion! I have a lotta things to do than fucking any of you losers. That doesn't put money in my hand so why even do it?
>>6586152
I just got a new one, go find someone else Frank
>>6586141
When I was drunkenly fucking about last night, I don't particularly recall any major hate
>>6586121
don't worry I swapped you in
>>6586117
4 tributes remain.
NIGHT SIX
>>6586177
3 tributes remain you dumb slut
>>6586189
That'd spoil the slide you dumb retard.
>>6586177
Ah, unlucky on this one but 5th is a good rank, thanks for hosting Yuno
>>6586189
At the end of the arena event and the beginning of night six, there were four tributes left alive.
>>6586177
DAY EIGHT
SUPERSLAM ENDS NEXT SLIDE PLACE YOUR BETS
I may be dead, but my work will live on.
I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.
>>6586126
Good for her, but I'm not a demon. I'm one of those beings who dance on the top of the wall that stands between the lands of demons and angels!
>She poses with the intention of making her statement clear
I'm the fallen angel Yohane! Bathe in the shining light that radiates from my unholy body!
>>6586135
B-But if they are like just me, none of them would never think that this is serious, r-right? It's just that we are in the same boat, so we have to endure play along, r-right? That's the road the cursed ones must take!
>>6586196
It just spoils someone dies but not who you empty-headed cunt
>>6586201
Rigged I win
>>6586207
And that is a spoiler of the slide you dumpass.
>>6586201
I don't know anything about this Yohane person or about some duel.
>>6586217
But it tells you the slide isn't a shitty peace slide and worth the read you lobotomite
>>6586222
That is a spoiler though, you deplorable waste. Holy shit. I knew you were an idiot, but this surpasses it all. It's a spoiler when what's on the slide's already being told in the comment.
>>6586201
THE MAN WITH DRILLS FOR HANDS VERSUS THE ANGEL CAST OUT OF THE SKIES
THE FINAL BATTLE IS NOW
>>6586222
>>6586217
Children, please. There are more important things to worry about, like Second Corinthians 5:17
Ask me why Rin is cancer.
>>6586205
You're a human pretending she's something a lot bigger than she is, actually. Trust me, you're better off pretending you're not that kinda thing.
>>6586234
See? This might not've happened if you said you were a human. First law of robotics and all that.
>>6586170
I could put money in your hand.
>>6586230
I didn't say it wasn't a spoiler, you failed abortion. It's an insignificant spoiler, like your life.
>>6586236
Why am I the best RPer you've ever seen?
>>6586234
B-But I'm not t-this Yohane person! L-Look! I don't even have wings, s-so I can't be her! P-Please don't hurt me!
>>6586234
Nice work, Crash!
>>6586205
>she continues on to whisper into Yoshiko's ear
S-some of these aren't just actors, Yoshiko-chan. Some of them are serious dark lords and cursed ones. They're not what you think they are. I've been trying to blend in with them as well, but some really, really scare me.
>>6586234
CONGRATULATIONS CRASHMAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc
>>6586234
Congratulations, Crash Man!
>>6586239
You really wanna do it? How much?
>>6586249
Yeah yeah, shut up already. Thanks I guess. Congrats to the bot.
>>6586249
And if a ribbon isn't enough for you: here's another, more festive prize.
>>6586237
Pfff first law of robotics is for chumps.
>>6586234
LET ME DRILL THIS INTO YOUR THICK SKULL, WHERES THE CASH!
>>6586252
>>6586249
I did it? I did it!
>>6586256
Placements, and thanks for playing.
Happy trails.
>>6586249
Congratulations, and merry christmas!
>cracks the door open and puts a bucket of ice cold water on top of it
Hehe
>>6586237
I know you never had the chance to descend from the heavens, so your mind can't leave its comfort zone, but let me tell you that my angelic presence exists, even if it's meek thanks to my banishment!
>>6586234
>>6586249
>>6586263
Congratulations, Crash Man. And thanks for hosting for us as well. I appreciate it.
>>6586263
Congratulations. Thanks for hosting.
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>>6586249
Good work softening them up for me, Crash.
>>6586256
>metaphorical tears down his eyes
Its. Beautiful!
>>6586245
Er, T-Thanks Splash!
>>6586268
Lady. I have a 'pet' demon that I summoned, and my mom is an evil spirit that kicked the ass of an actual GOD. Don't play big with me, got it?
>>6586259
Ssh, I'm trying to mess with her, alright? Good work.
>>6586263
Thanks for the show.
>>6586263
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6586248
>She just laughs at the idea of true dark lords and cursed one standing around, doing nothing but talking to each other all day
>She keeps laughing until it gets too awkward even for her
What? Are you being serious now?
>>6586255
How much you want?
>>6586266
>You suddenly feel a presence next to you.
Oooh! Are you doing a prank? Is that what you're doing?
>>6586266
You already out of ideas? You tried that one before.
>>6586263
I hope you're glad that you had the chance to witness my shining performance!
T-Thank you for hosting.
>tfw Maria has been off the grid for a month now
>>6586282
No problem, Crashyboy. Always good to see my friends show up here.
>>6586279
Ooh, speaking of.
>>6586266
...
>Mae swings her bat and knocks the bucket back down on Nishitaka.
>>6586304
I'm slightly worried.
Pretty fun. Even though Robotboy died first day. Thank you for hosting!
post em
>>6586320
>worried noises
>>6586320
>I only have this, but It's several hours away from me now. Does that count?
>>6586302
I want to perform a pact of eternal matrimony with this girl.
>>6586320
>>6586320
>Don't make me find that artist with the Rika shrine agian
>>6586295
Uwaah!
>the sudden voice sends him jumping away from the hooded girl
Don't suddenly talk to me like that! You could have given me a heart-attack!
But yes, this is a prank. How nice of you to notice.
>>6586300
I wouldn't say I'm out, just retrying old ones. I did something to this bucket of water that I didn't do last tim-
>>6586306
>the bucket, which also had a few small rocks in it, comes crashing down on the boy, making him slip and fall back
What the hell's your problem!?
>>6586304
>She finally found peace
>>6586279
Flash?! What are you doing here? Wait. Wait no let me figure this out.
>>6586305
You too!
>>6586320
>Mizore
>Thats some god tier taste
>>6586290
T-That actually sounds impressive, but you only have a backstory and nothing else to back it up? That makes it less impressive. You still have much to learn to reach the stars, but don't give up yet!
>>6586335
Jew please
>>6586294
All of it. If I'm seriously considering doing this, I better get more buck for my bang. You get me punk?
>>6586320
>This takes me back to dark places.
>>6586337
Aren't those a little childish? You should get back at someone with something larger than that!
>>6586320
>>6586348
>>6586348
The Jew has always been a people with definite racial characteristics and never a religion.
>>6586337
I should be askin' you that. Rocks, too? Come on now. At least my crimes don't hurt anyone.
>>6586293
>You pats Yoshiko's back as she winks at her, smiling awkwardly as Yoshiko's lost in her cackling
Yousoro! I'm being dead serious. If some of them set full sail ahead they end up ending the entire ocean.
I-I don't know which powers they have, but I do know that there's quite some powers hidden in them...i-it's like magic.
>>6586263
Congratulations to the lead performer and thanks for the show!
>she salutes the hostess
>>6586349
You're the first person to say this to me. Most people get mad and tell me I'm going to hurt someone, but I don't see the harm in an innocent prank. However, if you have any ideas please let me know. I think I may be running out of stuff I can pull here.
>>6586353
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
>>6586344
IT'S NOT A STORY I MADE UP, ASSHOLE! And I more than have the power to back it up!
>>6586337
>>6586361
Hah! She's already better at this thank you, and she's not even trying!
>>6586336
Do it.
>>6586334
I-I lack the special papers that I would need for a pact like that, a-and I'm also not motivated to engage in those kinds of things when returning to my former glory is my main goal!
>>6586365
You won't get far with that! What you really need...
>Reaching into her basket, the hooded girl pulls out a pistol.
Is something like this!
Post the last thing you saved
>>6586372
Fine, but only two.
>>6586396
>>6586361
You don't have any crimes. You're a cat in a sweater. You're every girl's dream come to life.
>>6586371
Better? Not in the slightest. All it did was knock the bucket down like the sour individual they are.
>>6586389
I...Did you just pull a pistol out of your hood? What good would that do for me here?
>>6586349
Il give quarter of it now and the rest afterwards.
>>6586396
HIPS
>>6586396
>>6586396
>>6586403
>>6586372
>
>>6586409
Still dumped itself on you, hehehe. Scared the crap out of you, either way.
>>6586371
I don't need to try. He's just a stupid kid. Been there, done that.
>>6586396
>
>>6586409
Then I guess I'm my own dream come true, but whatever. I've done my fair share. Piracy, vandalism, shoplifting...the small shit.
>>6586396
Based support, worst winrate
>>6586396
>>6586362
>Confused by the revelation, she simply stands there for a while, staring at the other girl
I-I see! T-That makes everything clear!
>>6586396
>>6586430
Still worked out better, either way, huh?
>>6586440
>[screams internally]
>>6586424
Heh, since when were you under the impression I was scared~?
>>6586430
Then you know what it's like to do what I'm doing right now, so why bother ruining my fun when you've already had yours?
A new community is being built in Germany, and it is our most beautiful goal and aim. Those who can't even see past their own nose deserve out pity more than anything else.
>>6586440
We joke about weebs and otakus a lot but True otakus are a very disturbing thing.
>>6586396
>>6586371
N-No need to shout! I know this is serious business, but you shouldn't get this angry over it! Beings like us should never let something so petty like emotions control our actions!
>She poses again without having any reason to do so
C-Calm down and let my radiance guide you out of the dark forest of anger!
>>6586447
Better than I thought. Had no idea that dickweed put rocks in it. Guess he learned his lesson.
>>6586454
'Cause if anyone's gonna have fun like that, it's gonna be me and not some brat.
>>6586409
You're asking what good a gun would do for you? You are one real retard, you know that?
>>6586414
Funny, I thought I made my demands clear. All or nothing. Looks like it's nothing.
>>6586396
>I was going to avatarfag as the almighty loaf
>more dangan trash announced
Greeaaaat
>>6586472
>gives all
>>6586396
>>6586396
>>6586482
truly the second worst Something Awful meme
>>6586489
>>6586482
>announced
it's been there for a whiiile
>>6586464
This never fails to make me mad.
>>6586454
The "UWAH", as it were.
>>6586466
You can play pretend all you want. But you do NOT insult my mom. You got that? Got it?
>>6586470
He did?
...Huh, wow. Asshole. Didn't see what was in the bucket last time.... Sheesh.
>>6586456
Pretty sure that uniform is out of regulations
>>6586470
...Shouldn't you be off drinking milk and knocking vases off shelves or something? Having a talking cat explain to me why they're foiling my plans is a bit too surreal.
>>6586472
You can't just shoot people you know. If you kill them you'll go to jail, and then what? And here I thought that engineer girl was a real shithead.
>>6586503
That's because that hooded girl came out of nowhere! You would do the same thing too if I touched you!
>>6586498
Not this one.
>>6586496
>First being "Tane" or groverhaus or something, I assume.
>>6586503
Yeah, you could hear them fall onto the floor after he got his just desserts.
>>6586514
And all the other mystical crap around here isn't surreal?
>>6586523
Yes this one. People have already been entering characters from it
>>6586444
>You just smiles at the end of the stare
Or maybe, just maybe I was joking around. You'll have to see for yourself.
>>6586503
W-What? W-When did I do that?
>>6586525
No, Let's play. Slowbeef opened pandora's box to a whole industry of cancer
Children are let's playing their homework to themselves at school. Toys R Us stocks kids let's play kits. People are living in mansions from money they """earned""" playing video games. More money than the people who actually worked on those games will ever see.
>>6586523
The game was announced last December. It's just 1 year later that they announce the localization. In 1 month there's the game and in 1 month after there'll be fan translations on some shithole like tumblr.
>>6586486
Tch!
>The little girls pulls a gun on you after the exchange.
Just what kind of girl do you think I am? Like I said, I got better things to do then fuck some pedo!
>>6586514
Not just a retard but a pussy as well? You won't get caught unless you're stupid. But only talking with you for five minutes make me wonder how you can even remember to breathe.
>>6586538
>To be fair, we got retsupurae as a result, which is a god-tier Youtube channel.
>Also you can really only blame Youtube for that. Screenshot LPs were merely a hobby way back in the day before Youtube got big.
>>6586525
I'm not saying it isn't, but you by far take the cake...
>he scratches behind your ear
Do you still like this even though you're not a normal cat?
>>6586546
How about you show me how it's done? Without hurting me, of course. Go after someone else and show me how you'd go about pranking someone with a pistol.
>>6586546
Jokes on you, its all fake. Why would I give the real deal to a stpuid kid?
>>6586532
Y-You're right! Y-You're such a comedian, You-chan!
>She makes sure to use her Yohane laugh to act like she found You's "joke" funny
B-But I have to go now!
>She runs away
>>6586566
>stpuid
>>6586514
Oh, her? I thought that was the cat doing that. Hehehe, just as good, either way.
And actually, I'd probably shoot you. Or stab you.
>>6586546
You're the gal that spooked him? Good work, hehe.
>>6586525
I mean, goddamn. At least when I do things to spite people it's up-front, you know?
>>6586533
By claiming she was something I MADE UP.
>>6586558
Youtube is the best video sharing site, it's obvious that goons would use it to host their filth. One of the follies of their $10 entry fee is being seen as this shining "cool kids club". Goons wanting to share this hip new trend with the world, like Deceasedcrab, are the ones most directly to blame. However, I choose to blame the farthest back source for this. Regardless, goons are at fault
>Checks in and underneath a vending machine for some change.
Alrighty. I'm up, i'm here and i'm cool. You may now host a game~
>>6586586
...Ryou? Oi, hey!
>>6586592
This place doesn't bend to your demands.
>>6586561
Now why would I do that? We're already talking so why not do it to you?
>>6586566
You have a stroke there, pal? As for your question, it's the only reason I'm keeping you alive. I mean this trigger is so sensitive, Even the slightest pressure could-
>The gun suddenly discharges at your feet.
>>6586586
Hippies here even at this day and age? We really have fallen as a species.
>Did you check this out?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulbj9pzoDI8
>>6586598
I don't want it to bend..I just want to to wiggle a little in my favor.
>>6586592
you did good my man
>>6586592
Oh sure, let me drop everything and host now that you, someone entirely unimportant, is here. If your tiny brain can't tell, I'm being sarcastic
>>6586586
I already took the money from there. You're late.
>>6586569
Yousoro Yoshiko-chan!
>she salutes her as she goes, a grin appearing on You's face
I did say maybe! You'll find out yourself if I was joking or not if you give it your all!
>>6586581
That's not what I remember how you responded the other day when I touched your hand. You definitely screamed, and then you tried to stab me.
>>6586586
Give me whatever it is you get out of there.
>>6586592
What do you have to do with hosts coming out?
>>6586604
>the boy ponders what could go wrong with him holding a gun out in public for a little bit
Alright, give me the gun and I will.
>>6586598
Huh? Did someone...
>She looks around from her position on the ground with arm underneath the vending machine.
Oh hey! Rika!
What's up? Long time no see.
>>6586604
Hippies? Never heard that one before.
Scavenger is the correct term.
>Saw it live.
>>6586612
Damnit...
I'll just have to go to the next one.
So...
48 dead hours games?
>>6586624
>stares
...
kys baron
>>6586561
No, and if you do that again I'm using your nuts for batting practice.
>>6586581
Kids are idiots. They do crap like this and then cry and moan when they got caught.
>>6586584
>I mean yeah, you can blame goons as the catalyst, but it was really the LPers AFTER goons that really got the ball rolling.
>Also as a goon I'm feeling mildly offended.
>>6586586
I doubt that you're gonna find anything in there, babe. People tend to pick up their change once they buy their stuff, just in case you didn't know.
>>6586592
Well, y'know, I would but I'm not feeling very inspired today. My artistic drive isn't quite in gear.
>>6586610
I can't tell, to be honest......Your voice is very monotonal...
>>6586606
I always do. It's a habit of mine.
>>6586620
uhh ask them to bump the game?...
>>6586624
Sunset thinks yes.
Here is my entry.
Sunset
>>6586624
please no
>>6586620
Why would I do that? I'm doing this so that I can eat tonight.
>>6586624
Nah.
>>6586634
You never know. I could get lucky.
Wouldn't be the first time.
>>6586624
Give them hell, Baron. You're already a laughing stock.
>>6586621
Anyone with common sense and decent memory wouldn't just leave their change after using a vending machine. It's useless.
>Garfielf opens the thread door quietly and enters the thread
>>6586624
Go ahead and host bro, I'll enter 48 tributes if I have to
>>6586633
Violence against a kid? You're the third person that has told me you'd harm me so far. You people have no morals, do you?
>>6586636
How about no?
>>6586643
>as soon as the boy sees the girl's face he immediately blushes
I-I just...y-you know, I uh...w-want to uh...
>>6586634
>Wrench ava
fuck you and fuck your mother
>>6586624
It's like I'm seeing a real live legend in action.
>>6586633
Apologies my man, I'm hitting the rum and cokes pretty hard right now, so things like tact aren't my strength. Obviously not all goons are to blame, but the somethign awful community is responsible for many terrible things due to it's influence. The toxicity of chan culture, LP, furries just to name a few. You're probably pretty cool, lowtax is pretty cool
>after entering the thread Garfielf closes the thread door quietly
>>6586636
I made it as obvious as I possibly could. If you couldn't tell that's your own fault
>>6586605
Do you really think that's gonna happen?
>>6586620
Yeah, and? I still tried to stab you?
>>6586624
Eh, doesn't bother me.
>>6586621
>She waves with a grin.
Haha, good seeing you. Not too much, aside from a little family reunion. How've you been?
>>6586633
Well, crying and moaning is a lot of people's natural reactions, isn't it, annoying as it may be. I know I cried when one of my machines got blown up.
>>6586658
I want a retest! I didn't understand the question at first..
>>6586634
Inspiration is everywhere though! you just gotta look for it.
>>6586663
You're bad at sarcasm....
>>6586661
>someone RPing Garfielf
>>6586620
>The girl returns to her cherry persona as she gives it to him.
Okay! I promise you this'll be fun!
>>6586621
Bums. Leeches. Stains of the society. It's all the same. Besides. You're not going to get any from doing that.
>>6586624
You don't see anybody else doing anything. Make yourself useful.
>>6586650
And I thought the things here couldn't be any uglier. Just what the fuck are you supposed to be?
For the record you want this episode to be a Normal 48 or a Boss Games?
>>6586661
>kicks in the balls
>>6586675
>spits on you
kys baron
...
>chews toothpick
>>6586670
it gets old after the first five or so posts
>>6586668
No, you're just an idiot. More dense than the cheeseball
>>6586676
>Garfielf screams in agony
>>6586675
Normal
>>6586648
Not all people are willing to get down on all fours to fetch change that falls underneath the machine.
>She wrenches her arm out from underneath with a single coin in her fingers.
Mhm... This'll get me somewhere. Ten more of these and I might be able to eat tonight.
>>6586658
>She's completely oblivious to it.
What? What do you want to do?
>>6586667
I've been fine. Just trying to get, you know, some money.
The usual really.
Still looking for my sister.
>>6586671
>Picks out a single coin from underneath the machine.
This doesn't look like nothing to me.
>>6586675
How about a properly sized game... Like a 36?
>>6586643
Hey, you do you, sister. Maybe you will get lucky, like you said, I don't know. Just don't come crawling back to me when you find just a penny, mmkay?
>>6586659
Hey, that's my line, asshole! Be original!
>>6586668
But I don't feel inspired to look for inspiration...
>>6586684
Probably, but Fist of the B0rf Star is amazing nonetheless
>>6586650
Hey, what's up, cat?
>>6586658
Says the one who put rocks in a bucket of water. You coulda given someone a serious gash.
>>6586660
>No, no, I'm fully aware 4chan sprang from ADTRW not being allowed to talk about lolis or some shit back in '03. Screenshot LPs are still alright in my book. Reason I signed up was so my friend and I could do a few. And I'm not sure what you mean by furries unless it relates to Helldump?
>Yeah, the 'tax is pretty cool. His Twitter is gold. And thanks.
>>6586667
Oh trust me, it's so damn annoying. I can understand if your friend died or something, but people cry and moan over dropping a sandwich or somethin'.
>>6586667
But you also screamed, which is good enough for me. I'm not as violent as you, so I'd take you trying to stab me as a pity move.
>>6586668
I don't quite understand what it is you're trying to ask me anyways...
>>6586671
>he examines the gun and the suddenly points it at you
You know, this might kind of be fun after all~
>>6586693
Uh...Wh-what I mean is I want to use whatever you get to pull a prank!
>>6586671
>Garfielf stares deep into your eyes with hatred
Am Garfielf teh king of sunny funnies
>>6586693
but there are like 43 uids. Thats 5 "fillers" at most
>>6586667
It could..you never know..stranger things have happened.
>>6586686
Sir, I've taken drama for 3 years straight now. I am the MASTER of sarcasm. Well not the master I guess.. That would be my friend alex, but i'm a close second!
>>6586694
I get that..well..Hope something pops up eventually..I'll be here waiting..for a game...
>>6586705
I..forgot?...I honestly don't know what we're talking about anymore..
>>6586675
Whatever is fine, I'll be doing nothing to try and win anyway.
>>6586693
Why don't you just break the glass already? is not like somebody will call the police, we don't even have law enforcers.
>>6586715
On a thread that's almost 2 hours old, moron.
>>6586702
Quhat r you suppose to be?
>>6586715
Just because there's 43 UIDs doesn't mean there's 43 people here right now, dumpass
>>6586715
Do you see how old the thread is you fucking retard?
>>6586702
I walked away from it perfectly fine, so I don't see how little rocks would have seriously hurt someone. For violent people you sure are against violent pranks.
>>6586717
You said something about having to host all because you're here, but I don't see what's so special about you.
>>6586684
Rinoa got old after about two.
>>6586694
As long as I get something to eat tonight I'll be fine.
>>6586705
...A prank?
Man, you shouldn't do that. Take it from me. Pranking doesn't lead to anything good.
This one time I pranked my sister...
>She shudders.
Not fun.
>>6586715
We've been here a looong time. Some of those people probably left.
>>6586719
>Kissu
>>6586693
I'd spot you some, but I know you hate handouts. Hungry?
Oh, and uh...I did have a runin with her a few months ago.
>>6586702
How about your absolute masterpiece blowing up around you?
>>6586715
Hour and a half old.
>>6586705
...Pity move? What?
>>6586717
It's sheer coincidence and you know it.
>Rika
>>6586747
kys baron
>>6586739
Snarky faggot posts got old after one