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Late hg thread

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Late hg thread
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I want to lesbian mating press Nitori
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Fist for best cat
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first for ayylmao
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18th Game Master

First 36
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>>6586765
meme expert
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>>6586719
That's still against the law. I'm not a thief.

>>6586745
Well, I don't 'hate' handouts.

>>6586765
Aizawa Ryou
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>>6586765
You Watanabe
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>>6586765
Garfielf teh king of sunny funnies
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>>6586765
Fumi Lurkanno
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>>6586765
Riko
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>>6586765
The Wrench

>>6586717
From the looks of it, there might be one coming up right about now.
>>6586741
I don't know many places that give out food priced at zero point zero one, but in this backwards ass world today, you never know.
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>>6586728 (Garflelf)
...A cat. Like you. Of course, I don't have a sock in my mouth while I talk.

>>6586737 (Nishitaka)
My crimes are victimless.

...At least, to people. Sure, a few broken windows here and there, but that doesn't really hurt anyone.

>>6586745 (Rika)
...Yeah I think that's acceptable. What kinda masterpiece?

>>6586765
Mae Borowski
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>>6586765
Ren
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>>6586765
Some random passerby
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>>6586765
Rika

>>6586757
Don't be creepy.
>>6586771
How about gifts from friends, huh?
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>>6586765
Alexander the Great
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>>6586765
kys baron

>entry
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>>6586765
Eggman-kun
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>>6586765
Reigen Arataka
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>>6586765
Avenger
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>>6586788
Kill yourself, aussa
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>>6586757
Don't ever let your dreams be dreams, sworn friend.

>>6586765
Nitro Carwash
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>>6586765
Minnie May
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>>6586765
Rinoa
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>>6586765
Rikka Takanashi
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>>6586765
B.B Hood
>>6586693
May as well be. You're not getting anything from one penny. What you really need to do is bust the machine.
>>6586705
Looks like you're getting.
>Her expression quickly changes as she pulls an uzi on you.
Maybe you're not as retarded as I thought you were!
>>6586709
Even hearing you speak is giving me brain damage. Would anyone even pay for you to die?
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>>6586765
Lord Beerus
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>>6586765
Son Goku
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>>6586765
Chinese CIA
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>>6586765
Jack Spicer
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>>6586765
Capra Demon
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>>6586765
SecDef Mad Dog Mattis
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>>6586765
Pepperoni
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>>6586765
Shuichi Saihara
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>>6586765
Praise Loaf
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>>6586765
Nishikata

>>6586741
>the kid continues staring aimlessly at the girl, getting lost in her eyes and letting her sweet, sweet voice gently rub up against his ears, taking in absolutely nothing of what she said
Y-Yeah, I-I would like to uh...prank y-you too...

>>6586745
Stabbing a kid is pretty petty, you know. Only a real mongoloid would do such a gross thing.
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>>6586765
Velvet Crowe
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>>6586765
Nazi Loli
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>>6586765
Unsane
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>>6586765
Mirai
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>>6586765
Ulkair
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>>6586765
Kokichi Oma
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>>6586765
Shalashaska
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>>6586765
Paz Ortega Andrade
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>>6586781
You don't think people don't feel pain when they come home to see they have to pay for a broken window with money they don't have? Try all you want, but that doesn't make what you did less worse than what I was trying to do.

>>6586807
You can't pull out another gun on me! That's not how these kind of pranks work!
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>>6586781
Uh cat wit original insults, how rear.
>>6586807
O mum you muster be clever at talking down pepple
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>>6586781
The perfect, flying tank, made to be utterly insurmountable.
>>6586820
Raw age doesn't have anything to do with it, really.
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>>6586780
Well I definitely won't be able to get into a high class BBQ restaurant. Maybe one day I'll be able to eat there again.

>>6586788
Nothing wrong with gifts.
If you're giving them out you better be ready to accept them though.

>>6586807
Heh. This is a quarter. At least 25 pennies.
>She pockets it.
I'm not breaking the machine either. I'm not a thief. I'm a law abiding citizen who's done nothing wrong.

>>6586820
Woah, hey. Pranking poor people isn't cool.
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>>6586765
Kurumi And Albrecht
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>>6586771
Hilarious, coming from someone stealing pennies from a vending machine.
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>>6586869
This isn't stealing. I'm picking up forgotten items.
I'm recirculating this currency into the economy. It really is a thankless job, but I'll be the one to take it.
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>>6586857
What is corruption of a minor, or do you people not have those kinds of laws in your fairytale land?

>>6586863
Uhm...I-I'm a poor person too you know~
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>>6586863
Someone might be able to go to that BBQ place with you and pay for your meal, y'know. Just a possibility...
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>>6586884
O....kay?

>>6586885
Eating for free always tastes better, but I don't know anyone who'd take someone like me to a BBQ joint.
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>>6586765
Blanc
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>>6586852
Don't compare me to you. At least I don't try to assault people without even showing my face.

>>6586856
Heh. I like the cut of your jib, cat. Who are you?

>>6586857
A flying tank.

...I feel like that breaks several laws of physics.

>>6586907
Let's get crackin'.
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>>6586765
Emiya Kiritsugu
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>>6586907
If you're going to shorten my name you could at least use, well, my name...
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>>6586863
It's...not often, but I do, I guess. Any food you're in the mood for? I might not use the thing often now, but I still keep my tank stocked with food.
>>6586884
A newborn can be just as intelligent and dangerous as a thousand-year-old man in Gensokyo, actually. Literally.
>>6586914
....
A flying, winged, eye-shaped tank with a pair of tentacles and a halo.
>>6586907
Oh, that is just a terrible disguise.
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>>6586907
Yes, this looks satisfying. May corrosion and ruin touch you all!
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>>6586907
I accept this challenge.
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>>6586914
Garfielf teh king of sunny funnies, wou arm you?
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>>6586904
Someone might. BBQ's good no matter whose food you're paying for.
>>6586907
Let's get it done!
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>>6586923
...Yeah, I'm gonna need to know which drugs and how many.

>>6586932
Mae. Mar Borowski. Glad to meet a king, I guess.
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>>6586905
>Filename

Kys Kamina
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>>6586883
Someone was already going to open it at take every single coin, none of them yours and belonging to someone else. Just do it, starvation is one of the common excuses to justify thievery.
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>>6586904
I think this is going well so far. Maybe in the end we'll both have a happy ending!

>>6586907
Yeah, get it started.

>>6586914
Oh, but my face was here the whole time. Whoever would have walked through that door would have seen me, and I would have seen them too.

>>6586923
You can't blame me for finding this hard to believe, can you?
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>>6586852
How would you know? I'm the one that taught you this! But, you're right. It doesn't. It goes something like this. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
>>6586856
I'm a regular comedian. But putting down burns is not giving me anything. But like I said, I doubt anything would want your body.
>>6586863
Is everyone but me's crazy today? Ignoring that blatant lie, there are even better ways to do this. Something somehow finds you attractive, Use your body to get all the pennies.
>>6586907
Hurry up. I got to get to Grandma's soon.
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>>6586905
Excuse me, but that's MY wife
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>>6586961
And then they would have kicked your ass.

I don't think you thought this through at all.
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Game Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt3mP1nbP3w

Today we begin with a bang.
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>>6586975
This axe. while tiny, bears the touch of Nurgle's corrosion. It will most certainly suffice
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>>6586923
End your pathetic autistic existence already
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>>6586969
I thought cobneidans were supposed to make people laugh, quants your excuse?
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>>6586969
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
>the boy jumps out of the way and ducks down
D-DON'T KILL ME!

>>6586974
They can't kick my ass when they have a bucket on their head! Plus that would let me know that don't have a good sense of humor, which is what a person needs to become likable.

>>6586975
Oh look, I already took out that jackass of an engineer!
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>>6586947
The hybridization of science and magic, and a very weird imagination.
>She snaps her fingers. There's an ominous-sounding hum in the air, as a massive...thing, fitting her description, along with the Greek letter Sigma, sort of just shimmers in to view, staring down ominously at the cat.
>>6586961
>>6586975
You're just an outside-worlder, of course not. But a newborn youkai both looks and can act like a fairly well-grown human.

...I knew I should've gave Blanc my spot.
>>6586995
No.
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>>6586975

Rinoa, ever determined to become the one true memelord (Memelady?) decides to eliminate her competition.
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>>6586975
It'll have to do.

How's about an apple for your troubles? We have to be big and strong!
>>6587003
Of course you would be dumb enough to actually believe it. Fuck it. Even if you won't bring any cash, putting you down would be worth it.
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>>6587032
Friends, let us hunt! Their souls will feed my most precious nurglings
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>>6587022
So how does it feel getting killed by someone like me~?

>>6587032
Please guide me on my way to victory, God.
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>>6587010
Alright, kid, I'm gonna need to know how many friends you actually have.

And no, the kids who sit with you at lunch out of pity or fear you're gonna shoot up the school don't count.

>>6587022
...Okay, what the effing hell?

I mean...I'm aware of paranormal crap, but this seems even more unreal.
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>>6587032
>Devil Flash go
Who needs to worship when I can just summon them?
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>>6587010
>The girl continues screaming, tears streaking down her face.
You pulled a gun on me! Why would you do that to a little girl?
>>6587032
>The hooded girl skips ahead. Determined to leave her 'partners'.
Come on guys! You wouldn't want a horrible death, would you?
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>>6587032

Of course Red would get lost in a forest. Honestly I'm not even sure if this is just her memories of if she genuinely has no sense of direction.

Eggman's battle was so lengthy an epic i could spend countless hours writing poetry describing it. Thankfully, I am not a poet.
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>>6587050
Kinda annoying. Wanna find what it's like getting killed by someone like me?
>>6587052
>The hum subsides as it vanishes, just like that.
I told you, didn't I? It's the pinnacle of the combination of magic and science, the ultimate flying tank, Evil Eye Sigma!
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>>6586923
Well I do like barbecue...
But lately I've just been eating burgers and fries. Usually just fries.

>>6586935
Just saying, always nice when the chunk comes out of someone else's wallet. I only ever have pocket change.

>>6586959
It's not thievery though.

>>6586961
Well as long as I get to eat tonight I'll have a happy ending. Haven't eaten all day.

>>6586969
Uhh... No thanks.
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>>6587071
Are we going to get to the part where I can get the ghost of a Heylin witch to leave me alone?
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>>6586918
I love you.
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>>6587071
Tiny elf, each of my wounds are a gift from Nurgle himself. Drink of my pus, and drown in it
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>>6587071
This is a dangerous place for me! How would I ever protect myself from someone if they were to attack me?
>>6587084
Just an idea, toots. I don't care how you get your money as long as you don't try to stop me from getting mine.
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>>6587071
Oh hell yeah, now this thing is awesome.

>>6587077
Well, damn. Can I have one?
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>>6587052
I have four friends, which is a good amount compared to the others in my class. How about you?

>>6587066
Y-YOU PULLED A GUN OUT ON ME! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO A LITTLE BOY!?

>>6587071
I don't have enough money for this stop. All their manga is expensive as hell too.

>>6587077
Aha, how about you wait to do that fair and square like all the other good kids?
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>>6587084
Yeah, I get you. I gotta jet though. Maybe we can discuss this BBQ place more later.
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>>6586952
Who the hell are you on about?

>>6586971
Piss off! I'm nobody's wife!
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>>6587071

He may not be an god here, but Uligar's strength certainly is.

With the devastation in sight it's clear that even the idols and singers are no longer innocent in this world.
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>>6587084
Oof, you gotta pick the more time-consuming stuff, huh? Eh, this guy showed me this fast food place nearby...somehow. I could get someone to go pick something up if you'd like.
>>6587109
Do you think I'd just make an extremely powerful, one-of-a-kind war machine on REQUEST?
>>6587115
Hey, "piss off" is the thing that I say.
>>6587110
That hasn't stopped that many people before, you know.
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>>6587120
Tiny children, feel the might of Grandfather Nurgle!
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>>6587084
Pfft, are you being serious? That's not your money at all, of course you're stealing it.
>walks to the vending machine and inserts the biggest bill from her purse.
>shitton of snacks falling off.
Indulge, seems like your brain needs the nutrients.
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>>6587084
>he digs around in his pocket and pulls out his lunch money and hands it to the girl
Here, this is for you. I-It's not because I think you're cute or anything, so don't get any weird ideas!

>>6587120
So what happened to him? Did he vanish or what?

>>6587125
Y-Yeah, but it's more official if it's done within the arenas!
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>>6587110
Five and counting. Would have more but those losers at college didn't know how to have fun.

>>6587120
Oh, didn't see you there. Hey.

>>6587125
...Yeah.
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>>6587125
Evil eye x Sigmario when?
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>>6587120

How natural for Fumi to study into the arcane sciences

The Driver is back, much to Baron's loathing
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>>6587120
And I got paid without doing anything at all, just as I like it.
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>>6587115
>implying
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>>6587146
I lend you this most glorious corpse. May it serve you well as you slumber, little ones
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>>6587110
>Still sniffling, the girl looks at you with teary eyes.
You big meanie! Wanting to hurt someone like me. I hope you rot in prison!
>>6587120
>Looking through her basket, Hood pulls out an apple.
Finally! No hunger for m-
Wait, this is another bomb. Damn it!
>>6587146
You can never have too many too many red hoods. Or bullets. Or guns. Or knives. Or...
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>>6587104
Why would I do that?

>>6587113
Yeah. Sure.
See ya.

>>6587125
I can't help it. Barbecue is really nice.

>>6587139
That money under the vending machine didn't belong to anyone. It would have just stayed there until someone else like me picked it up.
As for... that.
>She looks at the pile of snacks.
...Nah. Those are yours.
I don't really like that stuff anyways.

>>6587140
Woah woah. I can't take money from poor people.
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>>6587144
....
What?
>>6587142
NO, you idiot! My tanks are for my exclusive use! You couldn't even pilot the damn thing if you tried!
>>6587140
Because it's not a guarantee I'd kick your ass, huh?
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>>6587146
My, now this is ancient. Let's translate this and hopefully I can just copy them into my holographic spells, ritual magic is obsolete.
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>>6587142
Since when do cat's go to college?
Actually, since when do cats where clothes and talk? Honestly, you need to take your clothes off and start acting like a normal cat.

>>6587146
I-I can't sleep with that disgusting thing looking at me.
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>>6587146
Well that unlife was short lived
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>>6587163
Some jerkoff always going in about what I'm doing is wrong. That they deserve to live to. Blah blah, shit like that.
>>6587176
My services aren't free! I expect the payment by the end of this day. If not, then you can expect something worse than them!
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>>6587176
>the rotting giant throws the deck of cards in disgust

These bloated appendages are not suited for such a task. May the one who created such a degenerate toy rot like a bone in the grave
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>>6587154
KAMINA ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>6587146
God never did anything for me, anyways. Good riddance.

>>6587164
How do you know? I could be General Mae Borowski and you'd have no idea.

>>6587175
...
>Mae smashes her bat into Nishitaka's side.
I know what I said earlier, but you deserve that for demanding me to strip for you. Piss off.

>>6587176
Knock 'em all down like dominoes, demon, and I'll take care of the rest.
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>>6587163
Are you aware every penny goes to the owners of this machine yeah? That money's going somwhere since this is a way of selling these products, but I don't have the patience to teach you economics.
>shrugs
>picks them all up for vidya saturday with snacks.

>>6587176
They better have an internet connection around here.
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I summon _____
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>>6587176
Avenger! With this curse, your pride will be your undoing!
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>>6587162
You're the one with the guns and a shitty personality! If either of us is the one to go to prison it's you, and I hope you get whipped while you're in there!

>>6587163
Sure you can! It's my parents money anyways, so please take it! I want you to eat so you don't die!

>>6587164
It's easy to kick someone's ass with magic. If we went at it with only fists I could easily win!

>>6587211
Uwaaaaaah!
>the bat smacks his side, the smack echoing throughout the arena
You're a shitty cat! Cat's can't strip for people! You're making shit up just so you can hit me!
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>>6587219
Just stay out of my way, got it?
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>>6587219
WIth God as my shield, nothing can hurt me!
>he hands the girl a copy of the bible
Maybe you too can learn the love of Christ
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>>6587219
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>>6587219

Watanabe's bloodlust continues.
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>>6587219
Oof!

...Thanks for cushioning my fall, I guess. Hope that didn't hurt too bad.

>>6587222
You just told me to take off all my clothes, you moron. What the hell does that imply?
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>>6587219
Are you SHI- It's okay! Just breathe in and out. IN and out.
>>6587222
>The girl grins through the tears as she picks herself up and dusts herself.
They would never believe that I had them. I've been getting it away with it for years.
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>>6587163
Honestly? I don't even have that much experiences with the stuff, myself.
So, you interested, or nah?
>>6587211
...Who? Either way, I designed them to be incapable of working for anyone but me. Partly because I POWER THEM.
>>6587222
Wanna bet on that?
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>>6587196
Well it's not like you're bothering me any.

>>6587216
The stuff on the ground doesn't matter. Nor does the change left behind. It's not like I'm breaking into the coin box or anything.

>>6587222
I've already made up my mind.

>>6587242
Err... I guess. I'll pay you back later for it.
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>>6587219
Ah, I happen to have an angel right here, time to break their eardrums, Trumpeter.
TOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>6587237

The Feast of Memories is here!
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>>6587237
That would be too much for me right now. Follow me everyone! I'll keep you safe!
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>>6587237
Hahahahah crap hahahahahah run.

>>6587242
Oh, that's me. Mae Borowski.

...Isn't making the tanks only work for you kinda stupid? If I made magical flying tanks, I'd sell 'em to the highest bidder and live the rest of my life rich as hell.

>>6587252
Oh, hey, bread. Awesome, I'm starving.
>Mae devours the loaf.
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>>6587252
I blame the others for this!
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>>6587252
God damn it! This is what I get for teaming up with jackoffs!
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>>6587237
How could they be so weak? It's almost too easy...

>>6587238
That you're a cat and cats shouldn't wear clothes? I've never seen a cat in my life wearing sweaters and pants up until I met you...unless you're one of those furry people I've heard about in school.

>>6587240
You...you're a sick shithead! Using your looks to get away with this isn't fair at all!
>the boy does the same thing, and shoot her a smug expression
But you're not the only one that can get away with this too. Like hell they would believe a kid like me would have weapons. I'm a straight A student with a clean record.

>>6587242
Yeah I would, little miss. afraid of being touched.
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>>6587252
One down as we get ever closer to the end.
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>>6587154
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>>6587247
I got money to spare, remember? It's just sharing a meal with a friend.
>>6587257
Nobody in my land would take them anyways. And besides, a machine like this was built to prove a point, not that. Sigma is some one-machine-military stuff, there.
>>6587264
Want me to prove you wrong?
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>>6587269
May my pure Aryan blood enlighten you heathens.
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>>6587272
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>>6587247
Please take the money! I don't want to see you sick! N-Not that I care of course. I'm just doing what any other person would do. Plus our age gap probably isn't that bad anyways. Maybe 3 years or so?

>>6587252
That's what I get for teaming up with a crybaby villain...
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>>6587277
that pic is gay
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>>6587264
>Mae sighs.
I think we just come from different places. You got any more animals from where you live?

>>6587269
Mom told me not to play on powerlines. Little did she know they'd come in handy for murder one day.

...Maybe she shouldn't know.

>>6587272
What point were you trying to prove? How freaky you can make shit?
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>>6587276

It seems the pure aryan cannot even swim
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>>6587272
>he walks up to her and touches her arm
Sure! Prove me wrong!

>>6587288
We have more than I could possibly name, with more coming into existence every day. I take it you're only surrounded by other cats, right?
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>>6587247
You aren't? Could've fooled me, because that's where the loot is. Not hungry anymore?
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>>6587247
And I have no reason to bother you either. Unless you're a monster or alien or anything like that.
>>6587259
>If you don't already have it.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/3a4dd967bc83f95e2a0cccc72f196466/tumblr_o9xuzeXjHY1tj5y35o3_1280.png
>>6587264
Don't you know those people are always fucked up in the head? They pretend to be upstanding only to eventually just break down because they can't take it anymore.
>Her voice goes back to the cutesy one.
See? I told you it would be funny!
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>>6587291

And the Winner is
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>>6587282
You're gay.
...Yeah, that was a bad one.
>>6587288
That technology isn't just a novelty! Sure you probably take that for granted, but it's different back there!
The whole eye thing was just, you know...style.
>>6587293
>She yanks her arm away as he reaches out
NOT LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT!
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>>6587291
Bah, I am needed elsewhere anyway. Never forget that the most sacred right on this earth is man's right to have the earth to till with his own hands, the most sacred sacrifice the blood that a man sheds for this earth....
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>>6587272
Well if you're buying something for yourself and you share it I guess that's fine.

>>6587278
You're, like, the only person who's just tried to give me money. Do you have some sort of motive or are you just a nice guy?

>>6587302
I'm hungry but I'm no thief. I don't eat candy either.
I've sworn off the stuff.

>>6587303
Do I look like a monster or alien to you?
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>>6587303
I think it's more disturbing that you're able to go back and forth between personalities like it's nothing. You're some 30 year-old lady that does this for kicks, don't you?

>>6587304
To think that could have been me if I was in her position. Congrats anyways, and thank you for hosting.

>>6587313
Then how do you plan on fighting me without using magic or weapons if you can't touch other people?
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>>6587293
Far from the truth, yo. Got a lot of animals walkin' around wearin' clothes and talkin' where I'm from.

>>6587313
Technology is a novelty where you're from? I dunno how I could live without it. I need the internet and microwaves to function.

>>6587304
Well, congratulations, then.
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And the placements
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>>6587364
Thanks for hosting mate.
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>>6587304
Some dyke would take it. Congrats.

And yeah. Thanks for hosting.
>>6587327
Not right now. BUT! They do have a tendency to act like they're normal people. Like hiding away a body part that would give them away. Real annoying little shits.
>>6587329
Thirty? You wished I was that old! What you see is what you get!
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>>6587364
Thanks for hosting.
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>>6587364
Thanks, yo.
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>>6587327
Oh, you know, I'm the type of guy that does whatever he can for whoever's in need! I love helping out others and doing what I can to make this world a better place. Kind of sets me in a whole new light now, huh? I wouldn't blame you if you saw me as more adult-like because of this mature personality I have.

>>6587343
In other words, you're all furry animals living in one big community? If I was a girl I'd be all over that idea, but cute stuff doesn't amaze me like it does them. Surely you guys have the whole predator prey thing going for you still.

>>6587367
Except it's not, because while you look like a nice girl you're a psychopath deep down.
I almost feel sorry for you. You must have went through some tough times to end up like this.
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>>6587327
Eeeh...sure, why not? So, what'll you be having as a general thing?
>>6587329
I can show off strength by other means, genius....
>>6587343
Magic replaces goddamn everything. We're talking, like, medieval Jap-...you probably don't know what Japan is. At BEST it's a novelty.
>>6587364
Congrats, lady, and thanks for the show.
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>>6587364
Thanks for hosting.
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>>6587364
thank you for hosting my man
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>>6587383
And you must have been dropped on your head too many times to count to end up like that! The past is the past. Something only dummies keep looking behind for!
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>>6587385
I'm waiting for you to show me how. I'm really curious as to how you'll beat me without touching me.

>>6587418
>the amount of smugness he's packing increases
I'm right, aren't I? There's no need to be ashamed. I won't think any less of you, friend.
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Dark Souls meets dead rising with Manhunt aesthetics.

Yup this game is all I need in life
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>>6587327
You're gonna die if you don't eat, and honor won't fill an empty stomach. Lucky you we've got our good samaritans, someone will most likely toss you up their spare change.

>>6587364
That ended faster than I expected, good job.
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Hi! Um, hello! I think I got lost a little while ago, but I saw a ton of lights and just came here. Does anybody know where the nearest city is, and how to get there?
..You know, I'm getting some crazy de ja vu from this situation..!
>>
Post what you're listen to right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4LEKKJyHNI
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>>6587367
Yeah, that doesn't sound like anything I'd do. I'm just trying to get some money for tonight.

>>6587383
Weeeeell, alright. I'll take you up on it then.
>She cups her hands out for the money.

>>6587385
Whatever you're having is fine with me.

>>6587439
I've lived plenty of years like this so I'm doing something right.

>>6587458
...
>Rubs eyes.
Nah. It can't be. This is a trick or something.
I bet it's that horned girl messing with me again.
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>>6587462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNfhRjK9TbU
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>>6587462
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I8WO8fNe9X4
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>>6587458
Another humanoid animal. Great.

>>6587472
M-Maybe one day we c-could...a-ah, w-we could both g-get some food at the same time?
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>>6587432
I meant with physical strength, idiot...
>>6587458
....
>Rika stares, slack-jawed for a long moment, before violently shaking her head and looking away.
T-there, uh...there aren't any. No real civilization for...a long while.
>>6587472
>She shrugs briefly
Alright, if you say so.
>She then leans in, dropping her voice to a hiss
Don't act like you know her.
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>>6587462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMbty5vEBGU
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>>6587432
>Her smile doesn't let as she cheerfully says these words.
Wrong! It could've been better but it wasn't bad at all! You'd be surprised how much you can do when your parents are killed!
>>6587458
That is a nice costume, lady! It has to be! Actually I'm pretty lost myself.
>>6587462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6rfv5Pb6R4
>>6587472
You're sure about that? You aren't lying to me just because I'm a little girl, are you?
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>>6587494
JUST BEAT METAL MAN ALREADY
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>>6587513
I know, it's starting to get irritating at this point.
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>>6587472
Can't be what? Oh, shoot, sorry! I forgot to introduce myself!
I'm Makoto Nanaya! I know that was really rude, to just yell like that without saying my name.. Um, I guess I'll just start with asking where I am. I get the weirdest feeling from this place..

>>6587490
I prefer beastkin, to you! Hmph. I guess some things never change.
You should really be more open-minded!

>>6587494
Really? But I just left the city not so long ago! There's no way I actually went so super far that I got lost, that's sort of impossible, actually! I'd probably be dead by now!
But, um, I guess that's not the kind of thing to joke about.. Anyway, I'm Makoto!
Hey, are you doing okay?

>>6587507
Thanks, I picked it out myself! It really helps me move around nice and quick, just like I like! Did you come from one of the major cities?
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>>6587458
I don't know, I've been here for a while myself.
You're just in time for supper!
>Green shit starts leaking from Noel's tin
Have some and let's chat.
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>>6587494
Ohoh, but how~? You can't touch people! You hate the feeling of flesh touching flesh!

>>6587507
I should have known...
Look, I'm sorry I brought it to this. I didn't think I was right. I shouldn't have made you relive that memory.

>>6587524
It's hard to be when you see cats wearing clothes and talking. Now there's a squirrel in front of me lecturing me on the types of animals. If you were in my position you wouldn't be any more ready for this.
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>>6587462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F39uC9IlI0
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>>6587383
If you're asking if we eat each other, then no, you sick bastard.

>>6587385
Never heard of Japan, nah, but I know a thing or two about magic. Still, though, I thought you need technology to survive.

>>6587462
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSZ-0Mr30mU
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>>6587524
VIno? Is dat you mah boy?
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>>6587531
>I've been here for a while myself
But you weren't .
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>>6587524
I was talking about the tail, lady! Oh dear no! City life's not for me. Been in the forest for all my life!
>>6587533
Don't be sad. It only makes you look even uglier! As I said, it's much better without them holding me back.
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>>6587490
You mean, like, ypu buying me food?
Yeah... Yeah. That sounds alright.
It'll have to be another time though. I gotta get going.

>>6587494
It's about time I head out anyways.
I have a bad feeling about this anyways. Probably a fake. Probably that one irl who transforms and wants me dead... yeeeaaah...
I'll see you later Rika.

>>6587507
Why would I lie to a little girl?

>>6587524
Err... I don't really know either.
Nice to meet you by the way, I guess...
Erm... Bye.
>Fucking books it.
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>>6587543
"A thing or two".
Still, you'd think that, but this? They SHUN the advancement of technology! It's HERESY!
>>6587533
>She grumbles some two words under her breath, before walking over to a nearby tree.
>>6587524
This place is, uh...yeah, sorta...beyond the boundaries of normal time and space. And not really.

I'm, just...not always good with new people. Rika. Rika Asakura.
>>6587570
...I'll leave something on top of my tank for you. Later.
>>6587513
>>6587521
>I CAN'T HANDLE FORCED MOVEMENT AND I CAN'T JUST BRUTE FORCE IT
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>>6587543
What about rats? You cats love rats, right? I can't just be imagining this...

>>6587566
I-I'm not ugly, and I'm not sad! The cold wind hitting my eyes makes them watery, okay!?
>he wipes some of the tears away
If you're going to be a jackass about it you might as well be a kind jackass!

>>6587570
You mean it!? In that case I'll make sure I bring a twenty with me next time! We'll get something really tasty, just the two of us!
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>>6587472
A Homeless, unemployed and penniless vagabond, more like you did a lot of things wrong to end like this.

>>6587458
This is the closest thing to civilization around here. Sad, isn't?
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>>6587583
Resorting to mother earth for help? How laaaame~
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>>6587583
METAL MAN HAS THE BEST WEAPON IN MEGA MAN 2.
IF YOU BEAT HIM THE REST OF THE GAME IS A BREEZE.
YOU HAVE TO MUSCLE THROUGH THE FIGHT. GET SOME E-TANKS. DO SOMETHING.
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>>6587531
Noel! You're here too?! No way! Well, I guess being lost isn't all too bad after all!
Um, th-there's a lot of hungry-looking people here, so maybe you should hand out your cooking to all of them! Besides, I was snacking on my way here. M-My belly's full, I can't eat another bite..

>>6587533
We're not any different from people like you! We just have tails, and ears sometimes.. I don't think that makes us less or anything!
So give me a chance, please? I'm Makoto! Who're you?
>She holds her hand out optimistically.

>>6587546
>Ye, Makoto's too much of a sweetheart to keep away from. She had a memory wipe and I'm replaying her properly

>>6587566
The tail? Oh, nope! It's totally real! You've seen a beastkin before, right? They're only pretty much all over the place!
>She playfully swishes her long, bushy tail.
You live in the forest? This one? You must know all the best places to gather nuts, then, right?! Can you show me??

>>6587570
Well, she looked like she was in a hurry.. Dang! I guess I'll just have to catch her next time!

>>6587583
Time and space?? Oh, great.. Well, I guess since there're people I know here, it can't be all that bad..
>She hops onto a convenient low-hanging tree branch and hangs upside-down from it, her face inches away from Rika's. She gives her a big, goofy smile.
But hey, don't worry, I don't bite or anything! I'm super friendly, I promise!
Um, usually I make a lot of friends with food, so.. Do you want any nuts or anything?

>>6587590
Why would I be sad? Everybody here has been nice to me so far and no one's tried to kill me, so I'm pretty excited to meet new friends!
What's this place called?
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>>6587583
What the hell? Why?

>>6587584
I mean, yeah, I think they're adorable. What of it?
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>>6586748
What's with these Kamen Rider Mach OPs?
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...is there a doctor here?
I've been puking blood for the last hour...
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Just rolling for something, don't mind me
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>>6587606
WRONG! TWO WORDS!
CRASH
BOMBER
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>>6587634
That's note cute... go to the bathroom over there, okay?
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>loud guitar music
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>>6587634
In my expert opinion, I think that means you're gonna die.
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>>6587634
Worry not, little girl. Sickness affects all. Embrace Grandfather Nurgle's gift
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>>6587606
He is also one of the easiest bosses in the series. Trust me, I'm Megaman.
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>>6587656
...Gregg? The hell are you doing here?
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>>6587650
Where are your hands?
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>>6587570
Why wouldn't you? It would be super easy to take advantage of me! But if you;re leaving, bye! Don't let the werewolves get you!
>>6587584
Hehehe! That would defeat the point of it. Well now you know the reason why I am this way! What about you? Don't skip the details!
>>6587618
>Her face faults. The red hooded girl's voice drops down several octaves.
A... real tail?
>After breathing in and out for a few seconds, she looks back at you with a beaming smile.
Oh yeah, they're all over the place! Hey, if you help me then I can help you!
>>6587656
>Hood's eyes twitches as she hears the loud thrashing.
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>>6587618
>Mad scientist smirk
No one's tried to kill you YET. You're in for a wild ride if you plan to tag along. "Hunger Games" but people mostly refers to it as the arena, welcome to madness.
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>>6587599
>She rubs her hands together, and grabs tree with both hands, before starting to pull.
>>6587618
>She stumbles back a few feet, a startled, almost panicked look in her eyes
I-uh. I'll trust you with that. I'm...I'm fine. I don't really eat much. Want a drink or something? I, uh, carry a lot of soda on me.
>>6587631
Religious and cultural values. They consider any change from the tedium and norm to be, kinda, uh...inherently wrong.
>>6587667
>>6587606
>I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE E-TANK AND THERE'S ONLY ONE FOR HIS STAGE
>AND I KNOW THAT BUT FORCED MOVEMENT FUCKS ME OVER HARD
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Dont mind me, I just want to post some power metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jg76Iyy8bM
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>>6587618
>he looks at her hand, refusing to move an inch
You're extremely friendly. Is there a reason for this? Don't tell me you're planning on doing something to me...

>>6587631
A-Adorable!? What's so adorable about rodents!?

>>6587656
Hey, knock it off. You're killing my eardrums.
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>>6587688
>I don't know how to use the e-tanks

Wut
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>>6587688
>pause menu my man
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>>6587688
Ugh. That devil religion. I understand completely.

>>6587690
>Hell yeah, this is the good shit.

>>6587693
They're tiny, they squeak, they're cute...
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>>6587558
kys Baron

>>6587618
Oh I can't do that, I only made enough for two.
Everybody else will get frustrated with me if I dont have enough to pass around...
>the green shit corrodes the bottom of the pot, falling onto the floor which it begins corroding too
Quick bites never fill anybody up.
I-Is there something wrong with my cooking?
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>>6587719
>Sabaton is a gift that we are unworthy of
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>>6587679
>he continues wiping the tears from his face
Ugh, I-I don't have a past like that. The only thing that happens to me is getting teased all the time.

>>6587688
Bwahahaha! What kind of ridiculous attempt at showing me your strength is this!? Engineer-san, you're absolutely bonkers!
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>>6587667
ROCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
>>6587676
I HAVE NONE! HANDS ARE FOR THE WEAK!
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>>6587652
>>6587657
>>6587664
ehhhh...eh.....my stomach feels throbby throbby...
>tummy rumbles
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>>6587719
...
Are you sure you're a cat? There's no way a cat would get offended at someone telling them to stop wearing clothes, and there's absolutely no way in hell a cat would ever say a mouse is cute.
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>>6587690
Alrighty.
>>6587719
Taoism is a pain in my ass and a half. Especially since the defender of the whole damn land is one of them.
>>6587728
>She then rips the entire tree out of the ground, roots and all, before looking over with the smuggest grin you've ever seen.
>>6587720
Uh. It just spilt everywhere, you know.
>>6587702
>>6587713
>Hitting Start just brings up the options to continue, head to the title, or to the game select. I'm using the Gamecube anniversary collection.
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>>6587656
>quiet guitar noises
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>out of konata, switching to rare kagamiin's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2l8KtdQ7Ek
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>>6587726
>Metal is a gift we are unworthy of.

>>6587746
...Nothing good is going to come out of this.

>>6587753
Look, I'm a cat, you're an idiot. We got that down. Capiche?

>>6587757
Ain't heard of Taoism, but I can tell you about the wonderful world of Jesus and his merry men thanks to my mom.
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>>6587679
You think I can help you?? Of course! If there's something you need, then I'll definitely help in any way that I can!
Does that mean we're friends now? What's your name? I'm Makoto!

>>6587683
Don't worry, I'm not weak! I trained with the best of the best at military academy, it takes a whole lot to bring me down!
>She bashes her fists together and smiles brightly.
I guess a sparring match or two wouldn't be too bad!

>>6587688
You're giving me gifts already?? Wow!
>She drops down from the tree and stretches her arms out, her tail excitedly swishing from side to side behind her.
I'd love one! Thank you!

>>6587693
Doing something to you? Like what? I just met you, I dunno why I'd want to hurt you or something. I know you've probably been told beastkins are violent, but really, we're not, I promise!
>She insists with the gesture.

>>6587720
No!
No, no, no, no! Your cooking's fine!
I'm just super not hungry right now, so, um.. So I'll just take it and save it for later! I bet anything you make is good at any time of any day!
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>>6587757

SELECT
IT'S ALWAYS SELECT
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>>6587667
Mega!
>>6587731
Crash!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC7iR577OQw
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>>6587757
>he looks back at her with the same smug face, except it's frozen in fear

>>6587768
Are you sure? I'm starting to think you're wearing some kind of mask...

>>6587769
I haven't been told anything about beastkin. Besides the mouse-loving cat over there you're the first one I've met, and you're being way too nice to me. What's the catch here? What's your end game? Tell me how you plan on raining on my parade before I get my hopes up.
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>>6587746
Just go to the bathroom already! Come one
>drags her through the door
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>>6587675
>>6587679
>>6587693
>>6587761
>the noises get louder and louder
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>>6587768
>Can't argue with that, brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-uM6oDkw8c
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>>6587769
Yeah, sure, no problem. I like sharing the stuff lately....
>With shaky hands, she opens up her satchel, staring determinedly at it. Or the ground. One or the other.
Uhm. What's your preference?
>>6587768
...Huh. Weird. That's a western religion in our world, Taoism is...eastern.
...Wait, did I say Taoism? Dammit, I meant Shinto, Tao is just one of the other two.
>>6587794
You so sure about that now~?
>>6587799
Can you keep it down or something?
>>6587770
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SELECT IS ON THIS AND I'VE HIT PRACTICALLY EVERY BUTTON THE KEYBOARD
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>>6587799
What's with all the music?
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>>6587731
Is Wily planning something? I'm just wondering after I saw you and Flash Man showing up.

>>6587782
Splash.
I gotta say I'm getting a but suspicious now. Someone had to rebuilt some of you. Now I know that you are on the good side again.
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>>6587799
Seriously, you can stop now! There's no point in assaulting my ears any more!

>>6587805
...
...
What kind of magic are you using for this?
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>>6587805
LOOK IN THE OPTIONS MENU DUMDUM
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>>6587769
You're encouraged to fight anyway. Have fun
>strolls away of the building.
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>>6587805
It's probably the Z-Button by GameCube logic.
Check the controls.
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>fuck it, switching fo straught up metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA0pwnkocCU

>>6587805
check your keybindings my man. Dolphin has got to have some way to configure them
\

Also fuck it, have a mokou
>>
>>6587794
If you touch me, you're gonna be pissing blood for a week straight.

>>6587799
Gregg, I know that's you. Come on out.

>>6587805
It's all the same to me. Ancient dead guys spoke some words about love and crap and now millions of people worship them.
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>>6587731
>>6587782
>>6587817
Flash!
>Stops time and leaves again.
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>>6587799
What the hell is your problem? Shut up.
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>>6587728
I was expecting something better! Much better! You know, if there's someone messing with you you could use that.
>She urges to the pistol still on the ground.
>>6587769
Maybe we are! You can call me Baby Bonnie Hood! It's awf- awe-inspiring to meet you! You will be my best friend if you find a bar!
>>6587799
>She brings a gun to her head.
>>
>Loud yelling can be heard from the skies.
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>>6587826
>when you think this is mokou but it isn't
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>>6587817
What are you talking about? Dr. Light repaired me, fixed my programming, and I'm fine. I'm hurt by how untrusting you are.
>>6587830
...alright, that's getting annoying.
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>>6587845
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>
>>6587826
>Post Die in Fire. For my sake. Please.

>>6587845
Okay, now what?
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>>6587794
I don't see why I'd ever do that.. I'm really just here to make more friends, I promise.
People just.. People have the wrong idea about us, but beastkin are people too..

>>6587805
>She crouches down next to Rika, uncomfortably close to her, and bonks her head against tank-chan's to get a better look inside.
Hummm.. I haven't seen these before, so whichever one you like the least I'll drink! I don't want to gulp down your favorite, after all!

>>6587823
Oh! See you!

>>6587834
A bar? I don't really go to a lot of those.. Honestly, I'm not even totally sure what one would look like!
Um, I'll do my best, though, Bonnie! I'll be sure to ask around!
Why do you want to find one of those?
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>>6587731
>>6587782
>>6587830
Spongebob.
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>>6587757
>ignores

>>6587769
Alright, I made a couple of these so you can have this batch.
>hands the melted tin over
So what are you doing here exactly?
You re the last person I thought to come across during my travel. Not that I mind.
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>>6587850
I just said that I know you are on our side but I had no idea it was Dr. Light who repaired you.
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>>6587857
>amon amarth
you my man, I like you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVvRLwmm2Tg
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>>6587845
>gasp!
What is this? A bird, a plane?
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>>6587805
>>6587810
>>6587820
>>6587828
>>6587831
>>6587834
>the noises keep going on and on, but then comes a male voice from it
I will stop, I will stop, only if you can do me justice, what jingles and jangles and can be worn like a hat?

>>6587845
>+10 stress
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>>6587828
Why so violent? I'm trying to be nice to you, yet all you're doing is being cruel in return.

>>6587834
It's not that kind of bullying. It's from the girls. They keep trying to embarrass me in front of my friends. Every damn time I think I'm in the clear something happens, leaving me looking like a jackass!

>>6587858
I see you're a people, I don't care what kind of kin you are, I just don't want to end up hurt. Too many people have tried foiling my pranks, ending in me getting hurt. Those sickos actually get off on it too.
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>metal
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>>6587888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs
Only thing comes to mind, sorry pal.
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>>6587768
call the cops if I don't cum back ok
>Is drag

>>6587797
Thank you......
>tits and crotch are dragged through gravel creating ouchies for days
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>>6587899
>outrun master race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV4bvpbIzRk
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>>6587849
we are all mokou on this blessed day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2cZlLrVP7E

>>6587899
>not liking metal
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>>6587870
He didn't tell you? Oh, that's no good. This seems like an issue you should take up with him about it.
>>6587888
A what in the what? Jingle? What?
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>>6587912
You're right, god bless Mokou and the Mokouzens
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>>6587828
Or, like...I dunno, a few hundred, where I live. Close enough, right?
>>6587845
SHUT UP ALREADY!
>>6587820
Strength-enhancing~.
>>6587858
>There's a sharp inhale and she grits her teeth at the proximity.
It, uh, doesn't matter to me. Just pick whatever.
>>6587888
A hat with bells on it? A jester's cap?
>>6587822
>>6587825
>>6587826
>Z is B, X is A, and looking at it, Select doesn't even seem to be an option.
>Probably because the GameCube didn't have a Select button.
>>6587817
>And you my man need to read the Archie comics.
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>>6587867
>She takes it and awkwardly laughs, setting it down at the first sign of a usable surface.
Thank you.. So much.. Noel.. Always, um, thinking about me, like usual!
Oh, that's actually a funny story! I was out running errands, but I got lost after a while. I just kept walking in a straight line where I thought home was, but then I sort of just wound up here. Weird, huh? Do you know the way home?

>>6587896
Pranks? I love pulling jokes on people! Can I help??
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>>6587782
Splash?
>>6587817
YOU!
>he manages to calm down in front of the other masters
You owe me a rematch Austin No-Powers!
>>6587830
Hey flash.He needs to stop doing that disappearing act!
>>6587845
Ooh a meteor crash, nice.
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>>6587875
>Well, I do like Amon Amarth, but I meant the Bathory song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-iuIArton4

>>6587888
Oh good, we got The Riddler here. What walks on two legs in the afternoon and all that crap.

>>6587896
When were you ever nice to me?

>>6587906
...I think I should call my therapist, actually.

>>6587929
Yeah, close enough. Prayin' to the big invisible guy in the sky, right?
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>>6587856
>>6587857
>>6587884
>>6587888
AHHHHH!!

>The individual lands straight on their face, slowly getting up from the fall they started rubbing it.

Owww... the heck with that fall? And uh... who the heck are you people?
>>
>>6587930
>Yanks tail
>>
>>6587906
...?
You can walk, correct?
Get up.
>further drags her away
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>It's D. Okay.

>>6587940
Or horde of invisible and not-so-invisible guys, as it were.
>>6587941
...How far did you just fall?
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>>6587845
>Without looking, she fires straight into the air.
WOULD EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP ALREADY?
>>6587858
After a hard day's work, they are the best place a girl like me can relax to. The alcohol helps with any cuts I get. You understand what's that like, right?
>>6587888
Your balls if you don't stop it already.
>>6587896
Letting girls bully you? You're weaker than I thought. Maybe they like you?
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>>6587929
I literally have a gamecube controller in front of me, how did I forget that? Start doesn't do it?
>>6587940
Even better! I totally have this album cover as a shirt. I even got complimented by a random band in central park over it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5HHTRQuHPk
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>>6587941
Quick to ask questions, are we? You, my young girl, have the honor of speaking to the most revered dagashi connoisseur and consumer to ever step foot in these plans.
Now, may ask who I'm speaking to?
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>>6587929
I SAID NO MAGIC! NOTHING BUT HAND TO HAND COMBAT!

>>6587930
Alright, now I know you're trying to fool me. Give it up squirrel-san, because I'm not buying it. The second I get a prank going you'll probably be the first to tear it down and hurt me.

>>6587940
...fair point. I guess we'll have to backtrack then.
Hi cat, I'm Nishikata. You have nice silky hair.

>>6587956
I doubt it. If they did they should tell me instead of making me look like a fool. It's annoying and I don't think I can take my more chalk being thrown at me from the teachers.
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>>6587936
Yeah, that's me! How's it been? Still haven't gotten around to those hand upgrades?
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>>6587941
Yeah, uh...it's not everyday you see someone fall outta the sky. Where the hell did you come from?

>>6587953
Ah, you got more than one?

>>6587957
>I, too, have a Bathory t-shirt coincidentally, though it's just the classic goat logo with the name.

>>6587974
Thanks, I guess. Name's Mae. Mae Borowski.
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>>6587918
You know by yourself that he's not the youngest anymore. Forgetting things is something all humans should get used to if they reach his age.

>>6587936
I could beat you again even without Air Man's power.
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>>6587903
>>6587918
>the noises stop with a disappointed sigh
and here I thought I was being nice for giving you an easy one.

>>6587929
>loud laughter and clapping can be heard
HA HA HA! Great job!

>>6587940
>a soft giggle is given
Human, they all walk on two legs and have all the crap!

>>6587956
Which one, the ones on my hat or the ones in my pocket?
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>>6587929
Are you sure? Well, okay, if you say so!
>She reaches in and pulls one out, looking it over until she's satisfied. She then stands, takes a few steps back, and plops down on her butt, humming happily. After a while it becomes apparent she's having issues getting the can open.

>>6587943
Owwwe!
>Makoto turns and stomps her foot.
What the heck?

>>6587956
Yeah, I get that, I suppose. Wouldn't want them to get infected or anything, after all!
I don't have any on me, but if you don't find any by tomorrow then I can bring you some!
Usually when I need to relax I just climb a tree. Have you ever tried that?

>>6587974
Whaaat? No, no, no, really! I just met you, I've got no reason to hurt you! I just want to make friends, I promise! What kind of pranks do you do?
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>>6587985
>I managed to track one down that had the cover on the front and the tracklist on the back. I wish I brought it with me to school, shit was cash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlZkihQk0z0
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>>6587991
Sorry. Wanted to check if it was fake. What glue do you use?
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>>6587957
>Hitting Start/Enter brings up another menu. It's D apparently.
>>6587974
You CAN hand-to-hand like that!
>She places the tree down where it was, kicking the dirt back over it.
>>6587985
More like, uh. Well, the literal translation is "eight million", but it basically means "uncountably many".
>>6587991
....
Want me to show you?
>>6587987
And lemme guess. You're one of them, huh?
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>>6587985
It's very, very nice to meet you, Mae Boroski. You have a very nice German last name.

>>6587991
How can I be sure you're not messing with me? Lots of people have said the same thing you're saying, and they've turned against me quicker than you could say betray.
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>>6588021
>>6588021
>>6588021
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>>6587953
>She lightly rubs the back of her head, merely shrugging her shoulders.

I don't know, all I know that my face really stings right now.
>>6587959
Dagashi? Uh... you mean candy right? Anywho, my name is Hikaru Shidou, it is nice to meet you.

Uhhhh...

>Looking around, she looks back at the candy lady.

Mind telling me where I am in Cephiro? Like a map or something?
>>6587985
("Talking cat? Hmmmmm... I gotta be in Cephiro then.")

I'm from Japan.

>Hikaru Shidou
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bloop a doop
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>>6555555
>>
ugh let's try something else
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