/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Greg supports Peri Cherry Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
First for Greg's entire existence is pornographic.
Jesus
>>657993
Original image.
What is /sug/ listening to?
>>658002
Funny thing is we probably wouldn't have needed to make this for another 4 or so hours.
>>658043
Obligatory
Night time
Posting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gppecsdH1Fg
>>658043
I'm afraid the music I prefer is not readily available in such mainstream platforms
>>658046
the only good thing is this thread is cleaner
too bad it's too late to delete the other threads now
Post more Lapis.
>>658074
we are only three people on this thread
how about we kill this off and go to bed?
>>658088
Look man, I have plenty of Hot Chocolate left. I can't go to sleep now. How about staying?
>>658108
I can't though, i'm too awake. And infact the other guy was me, we're truly fucking alone here to be honest.
>>658121
I guess if we want these threads to be active we need the american shitposters
>>658128
Yeah, probably other people here may be awake my compatriot, and confidant. How could we increase the after-hours /sug/ activity?
>>658138
that's the thing
this thread shouldn't even exist and late night /sug/ has always been ded
>>658043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RZpAotDVdw
his best album imo
>>658152
Well, SOME people, excluding us, have to be awake. I mean, theres about usually up to 30 UID's. There would atleast be up to 8-11 awake.
>Also: Obligatory ayy lmao.<
>>658171
nope, that counter isn't moving
>>658183
everyone rightfully said "fuck this" and went to bad.
>>658195
>went to bad
Time for me to join them I guess.
We're not even at image limit you stupid cunts.
>>658211
I agree but this one is cleaner
>>658211
That's what you get when you have no discipline
Rules aren't necessary, but Discipline is. That's what Rules are guidelines for
>just missed the Lapis thread
Aw man, and just when I had drawn some Lapis crying too.
>>658235
Looks like Lapis just got the flu
>>658235
Thanks man
>>658243
Gems are all healthy!
>>658235
Her hair looks like a crab claw.
>>658250
It's still hard to figure out Lapis hair for me. Thanks.
>>658261
I'm just saying I thought it was funny.
If you had to fuck either Ruby or Sapphire, which would be the worst to do it and which would you do?
>>658273
>which would be the worst to do it
Sapph obviously. She has no legs so there's no pussy.
>>658270
Oh. I thought it was legitimate criticism. I still need to do better, but thanks again.
>>658249
NOW it's accurate
>>658300
NOOOOOOOOOOOOW it's accurate.
>>658351
>that necklace
>>655290
>>658419
what an ugly bitch, jesus christ
>>655350
and with that i'm literally actually done for now
>>658461
Did you say you're done for?
will you finally leave /sug/ alone?
>>658480
no, i'm just gonna take a nap
I'll see you later
Merry Christmas /sug/! Here's your present!
>>658593
sleep tight and break your back when you wake up
>>658610
Well? Where is it?
>>658043
https://youtu.be/vYwSxZXy_Tk
I believe Lapis and Pearl can be friends.
They're both fucking failures so they should be drawn together by 'gravity', if you will.
Not counting Garnet, which fusion (including the ones we haven't seen) do you think would love Steven the most?
>>659296
Alexandrite. She's all the gems he loves in one.
Thread is shit and you suck
>>659621
You really think that we don't know that?
that time again yall!!!
CHAPTER 40 (1/?)
Lars is on his couch flipping through channels, trying to find ABC. He figured it would have been one of the first ten or so stations, but there was no such luck to be had. 52, 53, 54. He wishes, for the very first time, that he'd paid the extra $5 per month for the proper box, if only just to use the guide button. He can't even remember the last time he intentionally looked for ABC. Maybe never. 66, 67, 68. Did he pass it? He goes back to 01 and begins going up through the channels once more, this time paying even closer attention to the 4 letter acronyms and abbreviations flashing in the bottom left corner of the screen. 4, 5, 6, suddenly loud, frantic knocks on the door. Lars puts the remote down on the coffee table and stands up. More knocks now, getting louder and faster. The door bell rings. It rings again. It rings 15 more times in rapid, headache-inducing succession before Lars is able to undo the locks and open the door. It's Ronaldo, completely out of breath and soaked in sweat. "PLEASE," he wheezes in between his gasps for air, "LET ME IN. EMERGENCY. SOMEONE. AFTER ME."
"Shit, of course, come in." Lars steps back from the doorway to let Ronaldo inside, then closes and re-locks the door.
"Who's after you? What happened? Should I call the police?" Lars is starting to panic himself. Could this person have followed him here?
"I wouldn't bother with the police," Ronaldo says sullenly, taking Lars' spot on the couch, "they're dead."
Lars, trying his best to not think about the sweat now seeping into his favorite lounging spot and the lingering BO stench it will leave, takes the recliner beside the couch.
read it all here! listen to the audio book! it's beautiful! you love it!!!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true
>>659718
(2/3)
"The cops are dead? What, is this some kind of joke?"
Ronaldo shakes his head, sending beads of sweat flying. Lars looks on in silent horror as the droplets rain down on everything he loves in what seems like slow motion.
"Not a joke. Why would I joke about something like this? Look Lars, I've seen some shit today, and I just need a bit to mentally unpack it all. Is that okay?"
"I guess, but at least tell me who's after you. If you're going to be in my house putting my life at risk, you've got to tell me that much."
"Actually, it's your cop buddy, Dongleston" he says plainly. "He murdered my brother and know he's coming for me because I know too much. I swear to God, Lars, Peedee
wasn't a muslim. None of this makes any sense. This guy's got to be involved. He chased me 4 blocks when he saw me outside exercising my first amendment rights."
"Where is he now? Does he know you're here? Why did you come here of all places?" Lars asks, feeling anxious.
"I don't know. I came here because it was close by. I can't go home. I think there are going to be people looking for me there. Besides, I lost my house keys. Well,
actually, they were stolen. I got mugged on the way back here. Oh and hey, guess what? It was the same blue bitch who robbed you guys the other night. Isn't that
funny?"
"No shit." Lars doesn't know what else to say. This is a lot to take in. "Debate's about to start. Want to watch it?"
>>659718
>>659727
(3/3)
"The democrats? Why would I want to watch that? What of substance are they going to be saying?"
"Probably nothing" replies Lars, "but I just want to see Bernie and Hillary go at it."
"Sounds like mind-numbing bullshit to me, Lars. Why not just watch the Kardashians? Politicians are puppets, Lars. The results of the upcoming election were predetermined years ago. Hillary Clinton is going to become the most powerful woman in the world, and like Barack Obama before her, is going to get on her knees and suck the cock of her globalist illuminati puppetmasters. Sanders is the same, but he doesn't have a chance. He's just there to keep the college kids happy and hopeful for the time being and he knows it."
Lars says nothing. Maybe Ronaldo's finally snapped. That rant had cast a shadow of doubt over his whole story. Lars reaches for the remote and starts clicking again. This time he goes backward, finding the HD station somewhere in the 1000s. He had missed the first 20 minutes. Oh well. He turns up the volume and listens to Hillary bullshit her way through another question. Ronaldo is snoring loudly by the time for commercial break. Lars becomes increasingly aware of the smell of body odor. He wonders how much he's going to have to spend on the steam cleaning as he slips outside for a cigarette and a short walk.
>>659801
>>659936
If you told me that those were props for some b-movie i would believe
>That Pops
Not a single of mention of the home world caste system in this /sug/ board what is the deal?
Not a single mention of pearl auction housing and designer shopping of the newest models
>>660056
If this thread was perfect, we wouldn't have you at all
One more day until the 4th.
>>659936
I WANT IT.
Post more Jasper
>>660300
um anon, i have some bad news for you.
>>660333
I mean one less day until the 4th.
she succ me
>>659936
>>660385
this is neat
I'm gonna be using it a lot, especially useful in this upcoming stevenbomb
>>658043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CpYrulBniw
Best Gem poll still going
http://strawpoll.me/6334162
>>660525
nah
>>660525
>Tie between Lapis, Amethyst, and Peridot
WHY
>>660323
i got you familia
>>660560
ugh get that pedo shit outta here
>>660571
>>660584
They're both kids.
>>660635
what I just said, yes
This thread is more dead than Rose´s followers.
>>660669
Everyone is on /co/ bullying Lapis.
http://steven-universe-furry-edits.tumblr.com/
>>660695
Its not so bad its just gems with tail and anim... OOHHHH.
>>660695
created by pete browngardt
>>660695
dear god
>>660695
Boy am I glad Hellen Jo left SU.
>>660718
she had a realistic approachgreg is depicted as the fugly hobo he is and steven looks like his pilot self
Isnt bear a gay slang?
>>660731
yes
>>660695
wait i dont get it
>>660787
because you're stupid
>>660794
Well yeah but I legit don't see why people are freaking ou-
Ohhhhhhhhhh
>>660695
DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO PERI CHERRY?
Morning trash masters
Who wants a greentext story? I know I asked yesterday, but I have forgotten. Sorry.
want to get a story in this morning
>>660825
Jasper x Steven bonding
>>660825
How the gems deal with Garnet's autism
>>660819
She's Peri-Furry now. Please respect her choice.
>>660825
Ronaldo and Peridot meet.
>>660833
sounds good, would you be alright if it was a sequel story to the jasper/lapis diffusion story I did yesterday?
>>660837
I thought autism was about stacking and arranging things? I don't know.
Anyone else remember pic?
What the fuck happened with this
>>660873
His blog is ultra dead
>>660866
>>660871
I just wanna mock Garnet.
>>660890
are you that same guy that posts "fuck x" with that in every thread?
I didn't know what expect clicking that the first time.
I dont see a difference
>>660873
The "MURDER" and "KILL SOMEONE" was referring to him, and the letter was sent by a stalker. Ronaldo is dead.
>>660908
>>660878
Like every tumblr at some point it dies
>>660899
Kek no that's not me.
I actually got a couple more of these from when this gif was being made at /cosug/
>>660873
We'll see what comes of this when Ronaldo finally meets Peridot.
i want amy to be loved, and i want to love her. i want to hold her in my arms and cuddle with her on the couch watching a movie. i want to sit next to her in the park with my arm around her, holding her close. i want to share a milkshake with her and just walk around town holding hands.
fucking just kill me.
>>660924
Excuse me while I go gouge my eyes out, thank you.
>>660926
I see.
also
Well anon, you didn't say anything about it. So I am gonna write it as a sequel to my previous fic.
will be started in a little bit.
>>660871
Yeah sure ok
>>660939
not OR but I'll be waiting for it
>>660935
pepe is dead
>>660982
the normies got ahold of him and killed him ;_;
>>660982
Gott ist tot
who /can't-wait-for-yd-porn/ here?
>>661002
At least we still have Wojak for the time being.
>>660956
>>660964
Gonna start writing it now.
I completely forgotten about the steam sales. So I might take a break and browse when it comes up.
Anyways, have some reading material.
Cheeto puff mom.
>>660323
>>661055
>what if Jasper met Greg
>not what if Jasper raped Greg
why
Wow, slow day
>>661067
I don't know
here is a small second part I did cause someone asked.
Remember, Pearl loves you.
DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN 「GAY SEX」?
>>661125
no
self destruct please
12 days until
>>661135
you kill yourself?
>>661134
>>661151
self destruct you useless holo skank
>>661184
T H R U S T
>>658273
I'd probably go with ruby
Is this the homeworld?
Is this just earth?
Caught in a gem war.
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes look up too the sky and see.
I'm just a half-gem, I need no sympathy.
because Lapis Come Lapis go
little high little low
Anywhere Peridot goes it doesn't really matter to me.
Daddy, just killed a gem, put a murdercock in her vage.
Came and now she's dead.
Daddy, life had just begun.
But now you've gone and killed rose.
DADDY oh-ooohhh
I didn't mean to make you cry.
If i'm not back this time tomorrow.
Murdercock, Murdercock, as if nothing really matters
Too far, My mom is dead.
Sent shivers up my gem.
Body's achin' all the time.
Goodbye, Dad, I've got to move.
Gotta leave you behind and face the gems.
Gems, oooh-oohh, I don't wanna be corrupted.
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A GEM.
Murdercock, murdercock, will you do Ro-ose.
Jasper and Peridot, very very frightening me.
Yellow Diamond
Yellow Diamond
Yellow Diamond
Magnifico.
I'm just a half-gem, from a gem family,
He's just a half-gem, from a gem family.
save him his life from this monstrosity.
Lapis come lapis go, will you let her go?
MIRROR! We will not let her go!
Let her go!
We will not let her go!
Let her go!
We will not let her go!
Let her go!
Never never let her go.
Never let her go.
ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE
Oh mama Rose mama Rose
mama Rose let her go.
Ye-llow Diamond has a devil put aside for Rose, for Rose for ROSE!
So you think you can stone me and spit on my gem?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get off, earth just gotta get right outta here.
(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.
Anyway the Cluster goes.
>>661221
That Amethyst looks awful compared to the other characters.
>>661333
Just like in the show!
>>661347
fuck you nigger. amy is the best. i love her, she is such a perfect wiafu.
>>661347
Only if it's a lauren zuke episode
>>661358
he's talking about the drawing you autist
>>661358
If she was a perfect waifu you'd spend that little time to get proper images of her
poser
>>661388
no hes not you niggerfaggot.
>Well it was about this time that I realized this cute little girl scout was actually an alien space golem from the protozoic era.
>>660935
>>659056
Pearl specifically kept Lapis imprisoned in a mirror inside her gem for at least 5,000 years.
No, they can not be friends.
Do you like Lapis?
>>661437
I DO like Lapis!
>>661415
Come on son, let' go
Next stop throwdown town population you and me
>>661488
Just let them shitpost, it'll be over soon.
>>661488
Do not save the second image, it's an upscaled version of the first
In fact, if you see that fucking filename format, skip hide the image, it's probably already in the thread anyway
>>661463
Are those maggots on her donut?
>>661521
What would change if they were?
>>661291
I like the lyrics but I'm having trouble mashing them up to the actual song
Have a less than stella yotubue poop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-e3jS0v2w
What would you do if you had to entertain Peridot for a weekend?
>>661606
>rape
>>661605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj8DN_qtsfE
>>661405
she looks like Eep from the cavernicoles movie
>>661606
Lock her in a shed until the weekend was over.
Is Steven the most underapreciated main character in the show?
>>661618
>>661658
You guys are awful hosts. I'd take her to a science museum!
What are you listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhjSzjoU7OQ
>>661631
that was bad bad bad.
jesus
>>661606
Fuck her brains out.
>>661683
I think that Steven as a character is about as appreciated as he should be.
Being Steven, he has by far the largest development arc in the series, and so the audience knows alot about him. I feel like appreciation for Lapis or Pearl or Amethyst is more complete as we known them as rounded characters whilst Steven is still being worked on.
I think an actual unappreciated main character would be Connie or Greg, but even they get quite alot of love.
>>661710
https://youtu.be/tRcPA7Fzebw
>>661700
i would steal an ipad and give it to peridot.
just get her a whole ipad and let her find pinterest and just watch her go.
>>661716
What's so bad about it?
>>661710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvTFIBrhb1E&index=10&list=PLegyzbptUKNztoGJZgDqg0rNO3wq57vjp
>>661631
This was like a poop from 2007, shit/10
>>661606
play pokemon desu
>>661756
Actually 2015
>>661785
"Like a" denoting the similarities this poop has to ones made in 2007, not saying is from 2007.
>>661792
It looked nothing like a 2007 poop, comparisons aside.
>>661735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-_30HA7rec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA
tell me we're doing this anon.
>>661741
the mixing on the audio/visuals wasn't varied enough for my tastes, i felt like it could have been mixed up and cleaner with the pitch shifted voices.
i liked the a few of the photo shopped puns but after the sixth one the joke kinda wore itself out.
>>661815
>shittons of pitch modulation and cuts to make new words
All the similarities I need
>>661726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lru3_UMH7gs
Have a slightly better one
>>660560
can somebody edit dipper to be peridot?
>>661842
what do you think about this indexer?
>>661448
>>661869
Hello /sug/
Have an edit I did a couple of mins ago, hope you like it
>>661125
YES!
>>661862
thats even fucking worse
here's a golden oldie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTjwCib6sdY
Does anybody have footage of the voice actors recording their lines in the studio?
>>661148
ill kill ur mom lolololllololololo0lololololol
>>661885
Why isn't there porn of twink lars
>>661488
who's indexer?
>>661909
>>661884
that'll get you an atta boy
if i could only shake your hand
>>661929
It's not confusing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS_W8muKfC8
>>661606
rape her with a vibrator. when she cums i would still hold it to her pussy, i would love to see her squirm.
>>661936
the pic doesn't represent my confusion, it represents your stupidity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il1VTVYRQD8
Sadie
>>661952
peridot is is five and completely not for sexual.
>>661925
can you believe this faggot?
Is it youtube poop day or something? And you still haven't posted the best ones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKmPfBRzvcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNwtyv-nVVk
>>661962
wow it's not like we don't know their voice actors at all
>>661954
I just can't find any. Jesus, no need to get hostile.
>>661970
> peridot is five
then why does she have boobs?
>>661975
>best poop
>implying such thing exists
>>661984
nowadays girls have their periods at 9yo so it wouldn't surprise me
>>661984
see, boobs
>>661981
>I just can't find any
why do you think that is cupcake
>no need to get hostile
>hostile
no, you're just a babby faggot
QUICK /SUG/
WHATS IN THE CHEST
>>661984
gems come out blah blah blah with boobs. there?
not any of our faults she came out a shork stack.
>>662001
it's VERY rare for a girl to have her period at 9.
>>662015
your virginity
>>662015
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
>>662020
plus, idgaf if she's underage. if she's hot, then she's hot.
>>662015
Money/treasure to help Greg raise Steven. Too bad Lion decided to fuck off for twelve years.
>>662025
not in America in particular it isn't
>>662015
A naked Pearl I can fuck.
>>661970
says who faggot?
>>662046
presto! [kind of]
>>662015
An embarrassing snapshot of Steven at the Christmas party
>>662044
It's normal for a girl to get period around 12.
>>662015
>>662050
>>662049
>>662040
hey look gems it's a roaming gang of pedophiles.
>>661606
cuddle and talk about our feelings
>>662044
did you know that the fatter a kid gets, the more the aging the kid will go through. And in america, being fat isn't uncommon.
>>662053
>>662058
>it's normal for something normal to happen
yes no fucking way
>>662068
fuckin, slap an ipad into her hands while your at it. it's christmas!
>>662068
nigga, are you gay or some shit?
>>662065
why did you quote me you stupid fuck
I'm not even a pedo, fuck off avatarfaggot
>>662087
Maybe I want to actually want to spend time with her, anon.
>>662080
> .gif
whaaaaaa......?
>tfw it's gonna be 60 and raining for Christmas
God damn send help
>>662071
go tell this to your mom for all I care
>>662082
But these people are saying girls get their period at 9.
>>662065
and there's nothing you can do about it, BEEYOTCH
>>662106
It's gonna be in the 70's and raining
S.O.S.
>>662106
>send help
what I'd send to you is a goddamn math book so that you'd know how to use the metric system like a goddamn decent human being
>>662106
I know right
>>662107
i'm just saying why it's more common for a girl to have her period more early on in america.
>>662110
learn to read faggot
>>662120
>just giving you the statistics.
you're pushing your autism limits, don't overextend yourself
>>662110
Actually, that's possible.
>>662169
Is it really.
>http://www.cartoonbrew.com/toys/cartoon-network-announces-steven-universe-toys-just-in-time-for-the-holidays-120555.html
You guys ready for some shittty official merchandise?
>>662191
YES
>>662187
>what is google
>>662198
brand new autism
>>662015
the thing that makes lapidot canon
>>662153
hey quick question but did you learn to use that autism term from this website from prolonged use or are you just between the ages of 17 to 23?
This thread is a fucking disaster
Mods please kill thread
>>662187
There's actually been cases of 9 year olds getting pregnant too. Very fucked up, imo.
>>662015
replacement pearls
like a hundred of them
>>662251
>>662092
yeah
but thats the thing
we cuddle, then fuck
>>662251
This isn't /co/, retard.
>>662201
I feel like if I type "9 year old girl periods" into google I'm gonna get put on a list somewhere.
>>661975
> not Rock it Out and Rock Bottom
> best poops
>>662295
Lol, that's not how it works.
>>662314
They're always watching.
>>662272
Are all the cases are rape. I really hope 9 year olds aren't fucking.
>>662234
don't get so triggered, wouldn't want you to cause yourself a frontal lobe brain injury from all that head banging on the wall
>>661922
If you want somthing done, do it yourself
>>661757
Wow, they're up to desu? Man I'm out of date with these games.
>>661606
Convince her to stay forever!
>>661606
Cuddle?
Any love for Stevonnie ITT?
>>662458
you woudln't even convince your own mother being as much of a huge faggot as you are
Would you fuck Female Greg?
>>662451
god fucking damnit
>>662488
no
>>662492
yes
>>662492
I'd fuck any Greg
>>662488
>bulge
>>662492
this shouldn't be legal
>>662488
That picture gives me nightmares. Post some stevonnie that wasn't drawn by a schizo.
Can this nitwit shapeshift or not? Why does she make this face after the others ask her to shapeshift?
>>662510
Stevonnie caters to many tastes
>>662490
Where else can she go? It's not like Homeworld wants her, and I'd treat her better than the CGs.
>>662367
hey all i did was ask a question.
no harm, no fowl.
>>662521
at least try updating your folder
it's literally the same pic anytime you want to push your ugly headcanon fanart
>>662526
I believe that Pearls can't shapeshift, and she's probably embarrassed about it.
Although Pearls can fuse, so I guess it could be possible
>>662531
what a delightful creature
>>662526
she made the same face when Peridot asker her what the hell was she for.
she can't shapeshift, or at least doesn't want ot because it reminds her of her old maid duties
>>662547
They've known Pearl for thousands of years, they'd know if she couldn't shapeshift.
>>662539
I'm not sure why you're so mad, but I'm not whoever you're mad at. I'm the guy with the biggest peridot folder.
>>662547
Steven fused with Connie but can't shapeshift for shit
What's the point?
>>662570
how am I even mad?
Reminder to praise Perry-cherry
Friend: Hey can I see your phone?
Me: Sure hold on
>>662526
She can't shapeshift AT WILL because she needs a command from her owner to do so.
>>662601
Go back to Tumblr with this blog shit.
>>662601
>AT&T
>>662635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWECePdrwW0
>>662601
>image.png
>>662492
>>662601
>Friend
Sure...."friend", not "Mom".
>>662492
milf/10
>>662684
Someone make her thinner.
>>662488
>Stevonnie
>No cool special powers
>No cool anatomical features
>No cool voice change
Stevonnie has to be the shittiest fusion in the show so far
Also
>Writers forcing Connie as love interest
>Needing to shoehorn Connie into some fighting scenes to make her worth anything
>Not just replacing Connie with Peridot, who is smart, cute and a motherfucking certified kindergärtner
SU writers a shit
>>662743
take your autism elsewhere
>>662743
>Peridot
>Fucking Annoying
>Connie
>Likable
>THEY SHOULD REPLACE CONNIE WITH PERIDOT GUISE.
>>662773
honestly this, itd just be replacing shit with other shit
>>662773
>>Connie
>>Likable
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Likable
>>662773
Peridot and Connie are both annoying little know-it-alls to some degree. Connie's name is cute, though.
>>662787
What has done that wasn't Likeable?
>>662740
I ain't touching Idlecil art
>>662799
>Connie's name is cute
>>Coonie
>>Cuntie
>>Poonie
>>Curry
>>662743
i think that's some house cat gem biased logic myself.
connie is a fine little indian person and she's excitable about her interests which is endearing to me at least. the way she combed over that book series building up the deeper meaning of the book when it was just probably a just a mushy harry potter/hungergames type of thing reminded me of myself when i was doing the exact thing at her age.
steven and connie are a cute couple and they make stevonnie which i'm sure plenty of people enjoy. [NOT FOR SEXUAL]
tl/dr connie is based and slander will only get you so far in this debate.
>>662743
I like Peridot but she shouldn't replace Connie
Peridot belongs to Lapis
>>662802
Let me reply you with another question, what has she done what WAS likeable?
Anyone that says "not for sexual" doesn't really understand how things work around here
>>662843
she did it for him and that's just off the top of my head.
>>662846
hey i'm not saying don't fuck the gems or whatever i'm saying two 12 year old's don't make one 24 year old.
>>662852
And she would do it again.
>>662860
Who cares?
What are you, a cop?
>>662773
Connie isn't likable, she's obnoxious. She's so obviously forced. I physically cringed when I saw her carrying Rose's sword in the intro like a stupid fucking anime character.
>>662860
Stevonnie is like 6'11 or something. There's no way you wouldn't be able to get away with unless they unfuse.
>>662868
no i'm worse, i'm a suffering pearl fag and can you guess what i deal in?
>>662879
yeah until they unfuse from all the new emotions and experiences from some dude conning them into a hotel room right and making them wear a micro bikini right?
hmmmm
>>662843
>>662908
Correct. As long as they stay fused, you have nothing to fear. And then you can cum inside that glorious hermaphrodite.
Can YD corrupt gems?
>>662920
The heck does this have to do with Connie?
>>662935
Maybe they couldn't think of a single one and posted a cute Pearl moment instead.
>>662843
She pledged her allegiance to Steven.
>>662924
see how easy it is to get you riled up?
but hey will you do me the solid down the line and inform me when you hide my posts? it works.
>>662945
Soon, the universe will.
>>662960
and it will be a Steven Universe!
>>662935
Nothing. I just jumped into the thread, saw a Pearl reaction image >>662852 and jumped in half-cocked. Carry on.
>>662922
>rationalizing the coaxing of two fused minors into coitus.
this thread turned out great!
>>662908
please replace your image
>>662768
>>662773
>>662838
>>662842
Tell me some good things about Stevonnie, or Connie for that matter that makes them actually interesting compared to other characters. So I don't end up a thirsty Perifag, It doesn't have to be Peridot. There are far better gems AND even filler characters than Connie.
They should have paired him up with another gem, not a human. At least that way there would be come cool transformation weapons and other stuff. Stevonnie is just shit, there isn't anything interesting about it. That's like my opinion man, I'd like to hear yours. Real talk, I'm genuinely curious what others think.
>>662972
Coincidentally, I had made this edit for moments like this.
>>662979
Rationalizing? I did nothing of the sort. I know it's wrong, but I understand how the outside world works. People judge more on appearance than anything else. If they see a 6 foot tall woman, they'll automatically assumed she's of age to sucking cock.
>>662993
pdottie
ALL RIGHT GUYS, I'VE MADE A BUNCH OF ACCUSATIONS AND CLAIMS ABOUT JUSTA BUNCH OF SHIT AND I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER ANY OF THEM OR TAKE MY CAPSLOCK OFF.
THAT BEING SAID,I'M OFF AND YOU GEMS JUST SUSS THIS WHOLE THING I LAID OUT WHILE I'M OUT GETTING CELERY.
OK, TELL THE PERIDOT-LOVE POSTER I LOVE THEM AND I'LL BE BACK.
>>663014
I like my edit better.
>>663029
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>>663020
Piss off Autismo
>>663054
This is why you should probably just create new threads when the image limit is hit
>>663100
That's not needed.
>>663105
It is recommended
>>663100
Congratulations, you picture made me lose all faith in humanity.
>>663109
No thank you.
>>663119
It will be recommended every time
>>662521
>adult Stevonnie with huge biceps
uunff
if dubs zuke dies
>>663144
>>663144
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>663144
boy was that fast
>>663128
Why, you indexing faggot?
It's not neccesary
It's not like I'm gonna die if I get a smaller picture!
>>663144
Everyone dies eventually.
>>663161
If you did as recommended the recommendation would stop
>>663163
yeah but I want her to die now
>>663169
Probably not going to happen, champ.
If dubs
This will become a fat thread
>>663178
If dubs you delete all of your fat pictures.
>>663178
fat chance
>>663176
even probabilities my fellow chump
If dubs
Lapis is killed off and Jasper becomes a crystal gem
If dubs
I will get my snu snu
>>663188
THANK YOU BASED ZUKE
If dubs
>>663188
YOU FUCK
>>663188
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
If dubs
Peridot will be redeemed forever and will never betray the Crystal Gems
>>663233
>tumblr
Effect lost.
If dubs
I get all the gems
No sloppy seconds
If dubs Indexer has to post a picture of his face
if dubs peri-cherry will be said on the show
If dubs everyone must post a pic of their asshole
>>663249
if dubs Jasper is my personal guard
If dubs
I send Zuke dickpics
>>663255
>>663255
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>663255
If dubs she also has her baby on-screen!
If dubs
A 500-pound Pearl sits on me
If dubs "Peri-cherry" must never be typed, written, or said ever again!
If dubs
We change the topic to Jimmy Neutron
If dubs I'm a faggot.
If dubs Garnet eats everyone and the show ends.
if dubs Peri Cherry will be written on Peridot's grave
If dubs
A 700-pound Peridot sits on me and smushes me with her belly
if dubs lapidot is canon
>>663281
if repeating digits you get bum blast
If dubs
I will have Amethyst fuck me while she's 12000 pounds
If dubs
We send a letter to The Asian one word at a time
what the fuck is dubs i dont understand this game
If dubs this a Mayor Dewey thread.
if dubs connie dies
>>663300
Godspeed
>>663296
if singles we stop with the dubs shit
If dubs Lapisfags will survive the Winter!
>>663322
If dubs
We all speak in spanish
If dubs, muh dick gets sucked by bimbo garnet.
>>663322
If dubs we LIVE FOREVER
If dubs, Ruby officially best gem.
>>663322
neat
>>663316
oh my god
>>663287
You have a problem. Seek help.
>>663328
Gracias a dios
If dubs, we all get teleported to Beach City
>>663316
i dun get it
>>663344
>Triple dubs
Oh jesus.
>>663316
>spic being autistic
why is it no surprise
>>663344
Hahaha, yeah like that's gonna
>>663338
>>663344
see you all there
If dubs
I will be smushed by gem boobs
>>663344
PERIDOT LIVES WITH ME NOW
>>663372
if dubs you get c︂︂ucked by me
>>663334
>off by one
If singles, Ruby kills herself put of shame.
If dubs
Everything is mine
>>663377
IF DUBS NO YOU DON'T NUH-UH
>>663381
if dubs your mom is mine
If dubs, Sucrose dies.
>>663383
>get posts
You don't know what GETs are
>>663383
If dubs we continue
If dubs everyone gets to fuck a gem of their choosing
>>663372
if dubs i'll fucking fight you for her
If dubs, SU is canceled.
if dubs god exists
>>663389
If dubs, Zuke dies in her place
>>663393
This is exactly what get posts are.
WHAT THE FUCK IS DUBS
>>663404
no dubs aren't GETs at all you stupid child
If dubs I fuck Zuke.
>>663412
LURK MORE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Do you guys like Steven Universe?
>>663414
So, how many months have you been on 4chan?
If dubs, Hellen Jo returns, Zuke commits suicide, and Sucrose gets raped.
>>663377
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
Also if dubs I get to keep a 400-pound Lilo
>>663399
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>663412
FUCKING NEWFAG.
>>663415
If dubs I fuck Zuke while you watch
>>663419
nah
>>663433
BUT SHE'S DEAD
if dubs we change the topic to how great jasper is
>>663422
You're legit retarded aren't you?
GETs are posts like 567890 or the 4000000
dubs don't count at all
What's worse is you think not knowing such trivial shit that also gets played in lots of fucking chans is being a newfag
Consider suicide
If dubs I get to fuck a 600-pound Pearl
On this table
Right now
For all of you to see
>>663459
if dubs you get raped by Jasper
If dubs I see Alvin and the Chipmunks-The Road Chip.
If dubs, everyone gets raped by Garnet.
>>663478
>not knowing what get posts are
>retarded
>consider suicide
You must be 18 or older to post on 4chan.
Knock it off with the pointless number bullshit.
If dubs I will fuck a 4000-pound Peri-blob for everyone to see
If dubs we stop this bullshit.
>>663499
AWWWW YEAH
>>663499
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
IF DUBS I DON'T GET RAPED
/trash/ /sug/ is awful and you should all feel awful.
>>663499
OOOOOH NOOOOOO
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
Also if dubs, I will not be raped by Garnet and I get fucked by a 800-pound Jasper
>>663403
I thought dubs had already killed her. Get with the times.
>>663499
>>663520
if dubs you go back Tumblr
if dubs there will be an episode where the gems tell steven his body is fine the way it is
If dubs we keep doing this in the next thread
oh you kids and your dubs
IF DUBS WE STOP THIS AND POST LAPIS INSTEAD
>>663504
Was this what you had in mind?
>>663544
oh fuck
>>663553
IF DUBS LAPIS GETS RAPED BY JASPER
>>663544
If dubs we don't continue this in the next thread.
>>663561
Yes
If dubs I will fuck her
if dobs poil becomes best waifu
>>663544
If dubs, disregard this post
If dubs Zone makes an SU parody
>>663577
Already happened
>>663544
If dubs then your dubs are no longer in effect and we go back to the way /sug/ was before!
>>663557
But you die the best death - Smothering by Garnet's ass.
If dubs a very buff Uncle Grandpa rapes yuou
>>663577
Please
>>663612
If dubs Jasper rapes him
>>663612
>Off by one
THANK SUCROSE
Also if dubs
I get to live with the gems
Forever
>>663590
WHERE IS IT.
>>663595
Get this chocolate monsters off me!
if dubs lappy will be happy
If dubs Jasper comes to my house and
lives with me
If dubs
Dinosaurs will come back
if trips something Jasper
trips for sexual Pearl
>>663638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3npd-J8cIQ
if dubs peri-cherry learns about SIDS the hard way
if dubs
Everyone here participates in the bull run
If dubs Pearl is killed off in season 3
>>663595
If dubs one of you fucks has to continue posting like this until december 22 of next year.
>>663666
YES
YESSS
>>663666
sorry satan not today
>>663666
woah slow down satan
if dubs
Everyone here participates in the bull run
Naked
>>663683
if dubs the bull run is cancelled
if dubs we all become our gemsonas
If dubs
Everyone in this thread and in 4chan participate in a gladiatorial battle to see which thread and general is superior
If dubs everyone posting after me needs to print a photo of Sucrose, cum on it and tweet it to her.
if dubs greg's not really steven's father
>>663702
if dubs /sug/ runs against /gfg/ for /co/'s representative general
If dubs
We become our favorite animals
If dubs no one reply to me
if dubs you like penis
if dubs we stop this shit
If dubs
We all fuck each other in a giant orgy
>>663727
what if i already like penis?
>>663733
IF- oh
>>663724
If dubs everyone's favorite gem turns into their favorite animal
>>663742
then you'd get double penis
>>663733
IF DUBS WE CONTINUE
Sorry this took so long. I have been busy off and on today.
Enjoy.
>>663733
If dubs we keep at it until image limit
>>663733
If trips we continue.
If dubs
Velma fucks you
>>663766
if trips
OP here, can anyone summarize what happened so far?
>>663766
THANK YOU BASED MORDECAI
If dubs we become 600 pounds
GOOD LUCK
>>663782
if dubs we don't tell him
>>663782
if dubs someone else explains it to you
>>663782
Some faggot killed Zuke and the thread went downhill after that.
>>663782
well greg, you fucked it all up.
thanks murdercock
If dubs you will acept Jasper as your waifu
>>663760
What was the request about?
If dubs
We get a pet dinosaur
>>663782
a giant tornado.
everyone got raped.
spaghetti.
>>663803
if dubs we all walk the dinosaur
check it
HERE'S A FUCKING CUTE PICTURE OF LAPIS WOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS HOT SHIT
If dubs
This will be a Satsuki Kiryuin thread
>>663822
if dubs
if dubs we go back to what we were doing before we tried getting dubs
if dubs someone will make a new thread
If dubs
Next thread will be a KLK edition
>children talking about dubs.
>>663840
I'll do it I have the pasta ready
Let's just wait for the image limit to hit
>>663822
okay the fish is cute imo
if dubs someone will spam lapidot
>>663850
>quoting nobody
pahetic mr autismo
>>663853
nobody cares
If dubs
Next thread wil be FNAF editon
>>663858
Don't care I'll do it anyway
If I get dubs then Marty will come back soon
If dubs
Next thread will be...
Vore edition
>>663876
thank you
>>663865
i'm not quoting that shit it's a general observation i made but hey...thanks for taking the bait m8.
>>663798
>>663887
>taking the bait
except there's no bait
pathetic mr autismo
>>663856
>>663877
If dubs
Next thread will be a diaperfag thread
If dubs I throw rice on my dad
>>663911
film it
>>663911
quick someone spam lapidot
>>663802
jasper and steven having fun
>>663945
Am i doing it right?
If ddubs
Next thread will be Deviatnart edition
ITS HAPPENING
>>663963
SLUT
>>663945
It's so weird when sexual pics of Lapis don't have her barefoot.
>>663945
>>663963
>jpg
>>663898
oh my god do point's like these go over your head or does your attention span drop after 30 seconds?
if you actually read the thread and noticed my post then you know what i'm talking about but i guess i'll break it down further if you need me too.
also what are you 15? who aside from spergs are calling each other autism anything? it's like you like letting all this awkward information about yourself slip when you post.
>inb4 an uncomfortable 'what are you talking about anon?"
>>663979
why?
If dubs
Chris chan will come to your bed at night
>>663973
>>663998
hidden post.
get a hold of yourself and your autism mr autismo
>>664001
Probably because she's always barefoot and that appeals to the footfags so there are not many pics of her with footwear on.
>>663996
nigger
Lapis isn't good enough for Peridot she probably has space AIDS
>>664008
>>663992
>jpg
and...?
>>664015
whoever this lapidot spammer is, cease and desist
>>664016
heeeeey , that's what i waiting on hey let me know when hide this post too and let me know about it so it takes extra effect that you did that which bothers me or why would i reply right?
yellow diamond please reply!!!
>>664021
i bet pearl gives better footjobs
>>664035
GEMITAL HERPES
>>664048
and the source is png
>>664051
lol get a life faggot loser
>>664067
Jesus we are fucking cancerous
Show some fucking self respect
>>664083
>>658002
>>664076
hey get a better vocabulary you weenie little fucker person.
at least try to get at my emotions don't just limp wristedly throw around buzz words.
>>664103
keep crying, triggered cunt ;_;
>>664067
I hope you have your foot run over by a car.
>>664118
who's triggered, i'm doing some replying and reprimanding you for continual lame duck posting.
don't make me put your face in my armpit and de-pants you in public.
>>664131
Already happened.
>>664154
And now you know why.
i love pearl more than anything
who is the faggot who keeps making a new thread before the image limit?
>>664262
why's that anon?
>>664262
I'd love to fuck her
>>664270
someone super spooked that it's not going to be their personal fetish or to their dumb quality.
just a bunch of weaboo shit mainly.
>>664297
so just like those autismos that want to spam their child autism fanfic on every thread
>>664329
I could actually spam it if that's what you REALLY want...
>>664284
is rose weirded out cause pearl is shoving her face in her tits?
Best AU