/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Dead Wife edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
fuck you, wait for image limit
first for unresolved abandonment issues
If dubs peridot thread
>>664079
thank God I didn't go for the edition I had in mind
I hope Marty dies soon.
>>664062
Rose is hot.
WHATS IN THE CHEST
>>664107
The truth about 9/11
>>664107
THE CHEST IS INSIDE IT
>>664100
>>664107
your virginity
>>664107
dubs
>YD will be in the next bomb
You have no idea how hyped I am
>>664107
Brad Pitt's wife head
>>664107
rose's huge dildo collection
>>664139
she won't make an appearance
if anything it will be a cameo flashback
>>664145
I'm thinking she'll make an appearance via video in message received.
Reposting this once more, for the requester to see.
Sorry about this taking so long, it would have been done hours ago. But I have been busy as a bee.
I had to make it a little shorter than normal, but I hope you like it.
I want to dry Peridot's tears.
>>664153
nah, i bet will be a weak blurry signal with a few lines of dialog
>>664153
We need more of this AU.
>>664153
Knowing Sucrose, they'll do the exact same shit they did at the end of Political Power
Probably some coded audio crap, messed up ending credits theme song.
If they interrupt the ending credits with an all frequencies alert I'd grow a dick
>>664167
That's what I'm hyped for; first appearances, initial impressions, Crystal Gems reactions etc.
Hyped as fuck
which of the gems would give the best footjobs? I bet pearl
>>664186
the best footballs?
>>664177
>all frequencies alert
Oh god your making me hard just describing it.
I trust Sugar enough to make the appearance memorable
>>664186
Nanafua
>>664179
ikr, maybe they'll do the same that avatar
>>664199
she's not a gem
>>664186
Marty
If YD is the one sending the message.
What kind of message is she sending? The cluster is about to burst, so there should be no need in transmitting something to a, supposedly, exploded planet
>>664196
I just hope this Stevenbomb redeems the last two we had. Those were horrible.
>>664232
i hope there's no more
>>664225
YD doesn't know the cluster is about to burst. For some reason, Peridot didn't include that in her emergency transmission (probably because they wouldn't pick her up if they knew).
I think the message isn't really a message; its a video call, like skype. The title is message received, which suggests that YD got the message, and tries to contact Peridot. This is when YD see's the Crystal Gems and Steven.
If that's incorrect and its just a one way message, I'd imagine its a 'We got your message, Homeworld forces are on their way'.
>>664232
I thought the 2nd one was ok but stevenbomb 3 did suck major ass
>>664232
Sardonyx as a bomb was fine.
Although bombs very existence is cancer.
What are the chances that Yellow Diamond will be the milfiest milf that ever did milf?
>>664225
>The cluster is about to burst
lol where did you get this?
She's sent two of her kind to experiment on the cluster. She needs their whereabouts and the info they have back.
Besides I'm assuming she'd also wanna know what happened to her ship, why Jasper didn't report back or why she's not back with her prisoner nor her technician.
If I had to wagerr I'd say it'll be exactly like the title says, a signal from HW interrupts all frequencies and an automated voice communicates that the message has been received.
>>664269
Up there
>>664269
just look at her majestic hair and those heavenly hips
I want Max Gilardi to voice Yellow Diamond
>>664262
>>664221
I hope he dies soon.
>>664269
But will she be better than Disco Milf?
>>664295
clearly Christopher Walken is the only option
>>664273
>automated message
Logically, that would make the most sense.
But I feel it will be different.
This is abit of fantheory but eh, fuck it.
See pic? Its the new intro video. It clearly shows the Gems off earth, and I imagine they are on the moon.
In the previous episodes of the bomb, we'll be going onto the moon. I theorize that they find a Gem communication array or some kind of device that means they can receive messages from homeworld.
With this, they can have either a more sophisticated video message left by YD, OR a video call with YD.
>>664306
Peridot+Pearl fusion is reserved for Michael Cera
>>664179
>>664301
You have issues.
>>664306
maybe pearl is like the watch in pulp fiction
>>664322
What you gonna do about it? Major in psychology?
>>664107
Id guess its gonna be part of the end arc. The key is probably going to show up in roses room when steven is at his lowest, connie gets kidnapped, a gem dies, something like that. Steven goes in roses room, "Mom please, what do i do" badaboom key aquired. Key into lock. Item in chest plus bismuth equals happy ending. We all pretty much agree the bizmuth is for repairing broken gems so there's that
>>664333
dubs of sick burn
>>664259
i don't think so, sardonyx would be better on usual schedule, garnet's anger would been longer, and the atmosphere in general more awkward. those episodes on a bomb were a mistake
>>664305
>Implying Ragyo is best MILF
Bitch, check your eyesight
Sukuyo a best
>>664097
so whats the schtick with this ?
Are stevenbombs times for upcoming episodes? I dont get cn so i have no clue, how long must i wait for some sugar
>>664321
Thought this would look better.
>>664379
learn to write you autism
>>664315
>and I imagine they are on the moon.
the moon is behind them
>>664383
They all air at 5:30 est supposedly.
http://strawpoll.me/5452909/
>>664315
It doesn't really look like the moon, the surface is weird and reflective, like they're standing on water or crystal. Maybe it's a gem probe left over from the war with a working galaxy warp on it?
>>664397
>learn to write you autism
Everything in your response is flawed.
>>664315
it's just a better take on the galaxy warp
>>664464
just like your autism
>>664430
yeah, but felt kinda rushed. those five days would definitely worked better as a month
So how long of a hiatus can we expect after the Steven Bomb?
>>664568
1 month or strike
>>664097
Gosh, whatever happened to Lapidot? I guess it died when Peridot got developed.
>>664580
yeah, now nobody is shitty enough for lapis
>>664568
Until May
What is /sug/ listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb4BWSUV8mM
>>664568
a year, or more
>>664592
There is still one...
>>664568
Late February/early march
Anything more is taking the piss
>>664614
The sweet sound of you fucking off
>>664580
Dead. Just like Lapis will be
>>664614
>is /sug/ listening too?
I am now.
I'm back faggots, drop your requests
>>664614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q6xnheA3Zc
M E M E
E
M
E
>>664621
that crab is too good for her
>>664718
Homeworld
>>664715
It's mostly CN's fault. Sucrose can't decide the schedule for her own show, only CN can.
>>664715
You mean CN's schedule management team staff
>>664718
Rose doing an atomic wedgie to Young Greg
>>664824
To be fair, they usually pirate the show. Hell, most of this board pirate.
>>664835
Fair enough
Stumpgrinder is a massive faggot.
>>664715
Each season is 52 fucking episodes. To get through them they'd have to play an episode a week nonstop for two years and that just isn't sustainable for how long it takes to make an episode. I get what you're saying but the real problem is all these fucking bombs burning through episodes which is what's causing these hiatuses.
>>664824
The best part is you actually believe this.
Jesus Christ you're so pathetic.
End your life.
GreenText Request time!
I ain't busy no more so I should be able to get one quickly done, unlike last time.
Post em my boy's.
>>664718
Garnet and Pearl dressed as droogs kicking Amy's gut while she's on the ground
>>664860
Pearl molesting steven in his sleep.
>>664718
Jasper licks Lapis's gem and it shatters or as it shatters
>>664860
Steven and Peri being cute together
>>664860
Steven and Lapis being cute together.
>>664860
Steven dumping Connie
>>664860
Steven.
>>664892
u monster
don't u want more stevanny?
>>664718
Bad Pearl crowd surfing
>>664718
Pearl wearing a witches hat with a tight fitting outfit and netted tights :^)
>>664718
Lapis being a drunkard
>>664860
Corrupted Sapphire
>>664860
Stevonie bending the female character of your choice over a table and fucking them
>>664718
Amy ska skanking shapeshifted as Purple Puma
Who's a good pearl?
>>664958
Bad boner
>>664718
Purple Puma arm wrestling Jasper
The winner is your chioce
>>664919
not if they look like that
>>664718
Marty and Young Greg sharing some drinks
>>664718
Marty teaching Young Pearl how to smoke
>>664718
Ruby slapping Amy
>>664901
Probably the need to slam Tumblr for no real reason.
>>664718
Steven listening to some Foghat
>>664975
is this not what the characters are supposed to look like?
>>664718
Steven playing FNAF while Connie is breaking up with him in the background
I wonder when we are going to see more Pearls.
They have to exist, right?
>>664718
Rebecca Sugar high-fiving Lauren Zuke. Draw her as an alien.
>>665050
yeah like this
>>665050
We might see some in the upcoming ep
>>665074
From the thumbnail I can spot Greg, so I won't read it
>>665074
I wonder when Greg is gonna fuck Steven
Jasper is the best mom
>>665036
oh god
>>664718
Garnet breaking Anon's teeth
>>665107
Why the fuck do you post low quality thumbnails on purpose?
>>665107
DO NOT SAVE IMAGES FROM FACEBOOK
>>665111
Got a problem, clod?
>>665148
This has to be deviantart
>>665123
To annoy indexer
>>665160
dude
>su_peridot_icon__see_description_before_use____by_manyminigamer-d95kh7f.jpg
>by_manyminigamer-d95kh7f.jpg
fav.me/d95kh7f
>>665160
It's art alright
>>665181
You annoy all of us retarded faggot
>>665141
this is good, jasper best gem
>>665148
im going to go hang myself now
>>665226
Allow your final thoughts to be of this good Connie pic I found
>>665201
You are so easy to bait.
>>665245
why are they so fucking shiny?!
>>665258
they all just got back from the gym
I want Jasper to pick me up and carry me around like a whiny child.
I want to pick up Peridot and carry her around like a whiny child.
>>665246
You got that evil Pearl two paneled comic? The one where she wants to fuse with Steven
Post the superior Jasper
I want Jasper to rape Peridot up the butt while she screams and cries like a whiny child
Fresh from the drawthread
this thread is as dead as lapis
I want Steven to rape Pearl up the butt while she screams and cries like a whiny child
I want to take Amethyst out to an indian restaurant.
I want to make her overeat on curry and other shit (no pun intended)
I want to take her into the bathroom
I want to fuck her up the asshole
I want her to shit as I give her an anal creampie
I want to blow hot, sticky shit-cum all over her back.
I want to rub Staph medicine all over her
I want to lick it off so I can keep doing it
>>665455
i think you need therapy
>>665455
>>664207
WHAT YOU SEY, CHILD?
>>664062
What if Pearl got pregnant instead, and Rose was the victim of self-inflicted NTR?
>>664734
>Lapis, that's a crab. I don't think you can have a crab as a boyfriend.
>YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE, STEVEN!
>>664845
uh oh
>>664718
Adult Steven marrying Opal.
>>665586
I doubt a Pearl is capable of creating a Gem-Human hybrid. Only a Quartz or extremely strong gem could
>>664718
The Gems bullying indexer
>>665610
As long as she can shapeshift I don't see why she couldn't have her own child.
What if Greg knocked up Peridot
>>665627
I'm thinking the qualification is 'diamond or higher'
>>665591
>>665258
wrong application of a style seen in cartoons as a simplication of hair's opaque reflectivity to light?
>>665383
i fucking hate this 50% opacity stroke that makes it look like it's vibrating at high speeds
tell that guy to stop
>>665245
>>665190
>>665148
>>665036
>>664919
Even this nightmare fuel is better than that garbage
>>665704
What is this from?
>>665726
don't ask
>>664845
>>665744
Well now I really need to know, anon.
Jasper makes my shirts musky
so how many here would say yes to fuck pearl time?
lets see if i can get four pearl fucking posts like the radio show host casey kassum
Finished it. Their love ends, in a different way.
Enjoy everyone.
>>665787
No, only happiness.
>>665746
>>665781
It's not that bad.
>>665781
>>665703
>>>/co/78368634
ayyyyyy
>>665803
no anon like this.
Ok /sug/, I know you can do it:
Pearl should ___ Seven while ___ watches
>>665873
As long as she's still happy.
>>665889
Take care of
Lion
>>665889
Pearl should train Steven while Shippers watch.
>>665889
>Pearl should ___ Seven while ___ watches
>Seven
>>665894
just not with steven.
and happy in a really twisted masochistic self depreciating way right?
>>665889
Fuck
Everyone in Beach City and /sug/
>>665889
Pearl should hug Steven while no one watches,
>>665889
Pearl should fuse with Steven while Connie watches.
>>665889
Pearl should finger Steven while Ronaldo watches,
>>665889
Pearl should finger Steven while Greg watches
>>665929
She's gotta fuck Steven eventually, she's duty-bound to him.
>>665889
Pearl should rape Steven while your mom watches
>>665990
if trips, gem harem end confirmed
>>665977
Duty is one thing but pearl would never act on Steven, it's too close to home,too close to fucming whatever they have being in a mother/son relationship. Pearl can fuck the gems but no one can fuck the Steven or the Connie and not even the stevonnie.
Steven life took a turn for the worst when Connie died.
What happens if /sug/ GETs 666666?
>>665889
Anon should fucking kill himself to make the world a better place
>>666024
/co/ would let us back in
>>665977
My favorite part is he' dreaming of fucking Garnet
>>665993
>540
FIX IT
>>666024
Spanish satan will be back
The pendejo shall live forever
>>665381
Yes. YES. Please.
>>666070
FOR PENDEJO!
>>666019
>no one can fuck the Steven
It's OK to fuck adult Steven.
We should play the waifu game again.
Hey will a kind anon please post the >>666666 GET when it happens?
Please?
>>665105
Soon I hope
>>666054
Well she'd be better for him then Pearl
>>666096
we all know that it will be some furry shir
>>666102
Oh can we post Steven porn? Becaseu Gnome-no do a lot of that
>>666079
MAYBE if he's fucking adult Connie or some other non gem but him fucking any of the cg's is not canon. If you wouldn't fuck your mom why would you ask Steven to fuck on of his?
>>665956
Steven should finger peedee with his penis while ronaldo watches
>>666122
Nah I don't like gnomeno
Do I make my roaming gang of pedophiles joke now or later?
>>666122
We shouldn't, but they're probably not gonna ban us if we do. I've posted a lot of /ss/ and only got banned once or twice.
You're on a date with your favorite character of your choice. The number at the end of your post should indicate how the date went
>1-3: Date was shit, no chance at all
>4-6: Date was alright, plans for second date
>7-9: Date was excellent, scored a kiss, second date confirmed!
>0: Get laid
>Dubs: Pick two characters of your choice
>Trips: You get a threesome of characters of your choice
>GET: You get ALL the gems, fuse with them and marry them
Let's roll!
>>666139
fuk u
>>666153
The Line art for that got finished by the way
>>666102
>>666129
>>666139
>>666160
>>666169
Stop these heretical actions!
>>666169
He doesn't draw gay shota though, he's pretty much useless
>>665993
>>666123
If he can control his age he'll live with the Gems for forever. He's eventually going to stop thinking of them as his moms.
And what if they fused instead of fucked?
Post bad pearl so I can not kill myself
>>666165
ROOOLLLLING OUT
>>666196
We're drowning in pedophiles and little boy cock help us /freaks/
>>666165
How bad do I fuck up?
>>666214
yes, im not a complete loser, but then i am
>>666196
This. Fuck I hate that shit
>>666216
>>666204
Fusing is better than fucking because it transcends the human side of mating culture.
I highly doubt a 20 something Steven is going to all of a sudden want to fuck his mom figures because he's finding out about girls or whatever.
>>666234
Peridot is a shit gem tbqh
>>666243
I'm talking about way into the future after Connie dies and Steven decides to live on.
>>666256
Says you pee Dee fucker.
>>666234
>You will never learn about sex together with Peridot
>>666165
Let us see
>>666165
Rolling for a really fat best gem!
>>666290
>>666272
Nah Steven is the peedee fucker
>>666288
Fuck yes
>>666293
Rolling again!
>>666301
Fuck right of with that shit you heretic
>>666271
Your going waaaaaaaaaaay far to grasp at fucking our Steven.
While I'll admit pearl is a cute wreck and I'd even go so far as to allow the ooc of her wanting to fuck like a human go on I still can't condone the headcanon that allows him to fuck his gem moms.
>>666314
Alright, 3rd date!
>>666165
>>666322
Why? Those /ss/ guys get to post why can't I?
>>666333
double trips
>>666293
>>666314
You don't get to roll again. Where's the fun in rolling until you get the best possible outcome?
>>666165
Let's roll.
>>666347
Because no one wants you here Para.
>>666347
Because your a pedophile just like the /ss/neaple.
Your aware of this right?
>>666165
you all need therapy
>>666347
They posted a few pictures but you insist on barraging the thread with your shit
>>666359
Now for second.
>>666384
Welcome to 4chan, anon
>>666382
That's what you get for being a Lapisfag.
>>666384
As do you probably.
>>666389
Can we just post pearl looking like hell?
Anything where she's really stressed out or tired or having a breakdown I feel like there is not enough of this type of pearl
>>666165
Let me get some snu-snu
>>666419
>>666424
>>666410
You wanna go anon?
If dubs
Jasper will live with me
>>666288
>>666304
Fuck ye boy i've got it
>>666424
Second time is the charm
>>666440
>Indexer cucks anon
>>664186
Pearl, peridot, and probably lapis.
>>666451
fuck you
>>666443
Go? Where? I don't want to date right now.
>>666488
Hoi mr. fish
How are you today?
>>666459
Sapphire's legs are a miracle of the universe
>>666481
Too late to back out now anon, you're going to whether you want to or not.
>>666514
Anon, are you okay?
>>666488
You still are, here's another for being so nice
Came to trash just to post this.
It's finally here! The model sheet we've been waiting for! Or at least I've been waiting for it.
Please Lapisfags. Please don't breed.
>>666517
Crippling depression and a finful of pills
>>666563
They wont.Lapis curse will take effect before that.
>>666556
I wanna fuck that.
>>666547
I can always file a restraining order.
>>666552
I swear to god, I only see these porn pics when you post them, nowhere else. I'm convinced you spend your time drawing shota Steven porn just for yourself for when you have a /sug/ fit
>>666556
I still can't get over how they made her a midget
Like it was just a joke, then it actually happened
I guess it makes sense to make her seem less threatening and child-like, but I sincerely believed she was just inhabiting a robot shell instead of having a light projection like other gems
and bellyrubs!
>>666591
A restraining order's only a piece of paper, anon. I doubt it could stop me.
>>666165
rollan
>>666556
that middle pose is so Sugar it hurts
>>666608
Try pixiv baby
>>666556
ass
>>666563
Kids are assholes.anyway
Jasper is perfection
Pendejo time
fuck pearl
>>666615
Well, you're right about that, but jail will. Or my gun but I'd rather not kill anyone. Also, you can live like Lapis.
>Who else wants to be tied up by Amethyst's whip?
>666666
kyyaaaaaa
Any of you fucks want to play Cards Against Humanity?
>>666736
is there a steven universe edition?
>>666736
Yeah!
>>666556
THAT ASS
>>666736
This will be my first time
Let's do this
>>666741
I added a few SU packs, i think some black cards might end up repeating.
>>666556
Still looked better with limb-enhancers.
>>666767
I'm fine with that
build it and they will come
http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=177
Password is Sucrose
>>666556
It's fucking disgusting, give her back the limb enhancers
>>664718
Pearl listening to Komm Susser Tod.
Someone be my bf/gf and smoke weed and watch steven universe with me
>>666858
DUDE
>>666854
I get the joke. The joke is understood.
Ha ha.
>>666877
WEED
>>666884
LMAO
>>666882
It's good that we're on the same page here.
>>666854
>>666858
you wouldnt want me to be, I talk during movies and shows, more so when I get a few drinks in
Pearl is made to get hit and hit back harder.
>>666994
Keep on trucking!
>>666377
hehehehehehheehheheheehehehheehehheehheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehehheheheheheheheehhheheheehheehhe
>>666160
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE A PEARL X PERIDOT VERSION OF THIS
>>666165
ROOLING
>>667130
Peridot jerking Pearl's dick?
>>667130
Hooly fuck, seconding this
>>666350
*inhale*
fuck me
u
c
k
m
e
>>667147
no, the other way around.
>>667148
it gave me a boner just thinking about it
COME ON
>>666858
Can somebody please post gnome-no art?
Why does CN not known how to schedule a fucking show?
>>667216
I second this.
>>666556
why the fuck does she get a better reference sheet than the main characters. like this honestly pisses me off.
>>667216
somebody please do this
>>667195
>Lapis just cries on everyone, Steven just carrys a umbrella 24/7
>>667261
cause, um, shes small? more space to draw her
>>667261
she is a main character faggot
>>667331
mmmmmk
>/ss/neeple rigging CAH games
Ronaldo was right
>>667130
Well.... drawfag?....... somebody?.......................Please?..........
Why is the only official merch POP! figures? Is there really nothing else?
>>667371
Trying to get my computer to work, but I'm on it
>>667371
Sorry to break it to you Anon, but dotty doesn't have a shlong.
>>667328
i love peridot, i want to marry her!
>>667441
Fuck you, I'm the one who's gonna marry her.
>>667411
it doesn't have to be a penis, id be equally happy with a pussy.
>>667441
Good luck with that, anon.
>>667461
sorry anon, but your too late, i already married her.
>i'd be happy >for you
https://cameronclarke.bandcamp.com/track/19-20
>lapis lazuli escapes the mirror in front of connie and pee dee.
>>667332
keep thinking that
>>666959
Talking is better anyway
>>667393
NOICE, THANK YOU ANON!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU
>>667478
>https://cameronclarke.bandcamp.com/track/19-20
The autism is real.
>>667470
Bullshit where's the paperwork?
>>667519
your goddamn right it is.
https://cameronclarke.bandcamp.com/track/21-22
>>667391
plushies and shit is early spring
Anyone know gnome-no sfw blog?
>>667478
>>667550
So this is the face of autism, huh? Or did you actually get someone to make music for your shit?
Taking requests, preferable no lewder than softcore.
Post your face, /sug/.
>>667597
well that is the fanfic anon and i am the suffering pearl anon and i make the sounds and mixing and he writes and does the narrative.
>>667615
Pearl beating the shit out of Lars for being mint to Steven, please.
>>667615
Jasper sunbathing.Thank you.
>>667492
well... she will be
>>667648
Go eat a dick.
>>667615
could i get pearl rested her head against a wall clutching her chest?
bonus points for a really distraught look.
>>667661
mint or mean?
>>667597
Genius fanfic author here to tell u that I make my own beautiful music, pal. This was a collaboration, not a favor. I invite you to peruse my band camp and sample from my many hit albums.
>>667713
What's the fic about anyway?
>>667719
https://cameronclarke.bandcamp.com/album/sad-pearl-time-travel-mystery-adventure-fan-fiction-audio-book-act-1-suffering-mix
>>667648
>>667719
terrorism, government conspiracies and a lone cop trying to unravel all the threads
also there are gems
>>667727
I don't wanna listen to it, I just wanna know what it's about.
>>667615
Could you draw Pearl dressed as Kira Yoshikage, with a holopearl as Killer Queen?
>>667740
well i'm not going to explain it because thats the fanfic anon's job..i will however link it.
>>667707
Mean, I don't know why it was changed to mint. You could draw Pearl beating up mint Lars if you want.
>>667740
No stop
7777 get.
>>667684
I think i have a pic for something similar to that
got to find it tho
>>667740
>I don't wanna listen to it
I don't blame you, it's a real doozy
>>665375
post best gem
>>667615
Could you draw Bad Pearl crying while looking at a picture of Steven?
>>666233
>>667798
fashionably late I see
>>667838
aw yes
>>667838
Looks like she's reaching for her pocket knife.
>>667860
With her fancy hand moves im surprised it wouldnt be a butterfly knife
>>667860
>You will never be stabbed by Pearl after she takes your wallet
>She will never call you cute and say you and her should run together if you don't die
>You will never rob other people with her for years after you get better
>You will never settle down with her after a life of crime
My waifu fantasies are getting incredibly weird...
>>667943
What does a rebel gem need money for?
>>667973
To buy Steven his Cookie Cats?
>>667973
Leather jackets and smokes ain't cheap.
I want Steven to think Bad Pearl is the coolest mom
I want Garnet to be fucking livid because of that
>>668014
I want bad Pearl to just be a bunch of drawings and stories Connie made.
Apparently the Mystery Time Travel whatever Pearl guy wrote a Sonichu fan song 5 years ago and even made his own sonichu card picture, so his autism isn't anything new.
>>667984
Fang Pearl.
>>668037
I want Pearl to try and act those drawings and stories out to be cooler and faill miserably at it
But i also want Garnet to hit the bong super hard and shrug it off as weak shit
>>668014
hmmm, now i want Bad pearl and regular pearl to compete for Stevens affection
>>667648
>>666556
>blue plunger
>orange toothbrush
>>668052
Oh, thanks?
>>668014
>I want Garnet to be fucking livid because of that
Some images of Bad Pearl have Garnet as a police officer dealing with her shit.
>>668069
Rebecca is kinda attractive.
>>668052
Noice
>>668086
Sadly, most of those also have Steven hating pearl because she smokes
>>668092
Not with that terrible haircut.
She seems like a good person to converse with though.
>>667147
>>667943
What a waifu
>>668107
be nice to rebecca
>>668092
musicians tend to seem attractive, being able to sing/play instruments makes you more in tune with your (and other's) emotions, making you more likable
>>668104
I thought the premise of Bad Pearl was that Pearl stopped caring and picked up bad habits to deal with Steven dying...
>>668123
Yes, but it slowly adapted to be just Pearl picking up the bad habits for some reason
>>668122
her little face is cute
>>668051
>a Sonichu fan song
it's a nuanced portrait of the man behind the pokemon and it's a goddamn hit!!!!!
card took 2 minutes in mspaint and just look at this beauty! Bought the shirt and model magic for a music video I was going to make a while ago. Ended up dropping it because, well, it's fucking stupid, but I did end up going to anime boston as cwc.
Don't forget to like and subscribe for more Cameron Clarke facts!!!!!!!
GreenText here
Christmas is in a few days, are you excited?
What are you getting?
>>668092
I agree, Buddy Holly is incredibly attractive.
>>668157
You're an odd thing.
>>668158
I'm getting some money from family members and in return I'm cooking all the Christmas food.
At least I'll be able to take advantage of the boxing day sales.
>>668167
I actually made this before the show started airing
>>668167
Buddy Holly was actually attractive.
>>668158
A medical PVM and a PC engine duo.
>>668190
Money is alright, but it's not really exciting getting a white envelope full of money.
>cook the food
So you are canadian and a good cook? Neat.
So what's the christmas feast?
I am just gonna be nibbling on summer sausage and cheese.
>>668220
That's what I said.
>>668224
Make sure you get rondo of blood
It's the best classicvania
>pvm
may I ask why?
>>668251
>Make sure you get rondo of blood
Of course. Big reason why i'm getting it in the first place.
>pvm
Cause they're great crts.
>>668229
Christmas cake and pig slathered in honey with assorted fruits and vegetables. And vanilla pudding for the younger cousins.
I have a big family so I might have to cook more...
I'M HOMEWORLDER
SON OF A BITCH CRYSTAL GEM
CRYSTAL GEM IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A REBELLION?
DO YOU WANT A FUSION?
CRYSTAL GEM IS PIG DISGUSTING
ROSE QUARTS IS A MURDERER
FUCKING EARTH
>>668280
Also the money is because I didn't my family to waste any of their money in case what they buy isn't something that I would ever use.
With money the boxing day sales are my best bet.
>>668289
>>668158
Hoping for a good 16oz mug this year!
>>668329
>>668313
I didn't mean that! I just meant I was going to make a cake and decorate it with frosting to make it look like a Christmas tree. The little ones love it.
>>668345
Alex Jones is a pot-bellied hambone you disgusting Alex Jones worshiper.
>>668359
if it's anything to you i feel like i get indexed the most.
are you sweet on me?
>>668406
Why do you hate the truth so much?
>>668445
>Isn't that a little plain anon?
a little. Kind of mad that they ran out of these ones already
>>668345
>I hope I get a mug for Christmas
How does it feel to be the most boring person in the world?
>>668452
What is An Hiro doing with the spoilers?
>>668117
Thanks for the bad Pearls, Drawendo? I'm pretty sure that's your style...
>>668480
not sure.
here is a fanfic!
bellydot
>>668492
Yeah, Bad pearl's are fun to do
>>668474
Not him, but I guess I am gonna be cheesy. Since I asked everyone else.
Truth is, I don't care what I get. I am just happy that my family actually loves me and are with me this christmas.
I hate the fact that people feel obligate to buy expensive things. It kills the fun. Give out of your own heart.
>>668474
Well I have a job and buy the things I really want with that money. My family's not rich, so I'm not going to be asking for shit like computers and video games.
>>668534
kill her
>>668534
sleepydot
>>668580
Merry christmas anon.
Don't forget the true meaning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPhqMJpQsYQ
>>668605
Awww
>>668158
>What are you getting?
my family pulled a secret santa, i asked for figures,gift cards and books, i don't really care what i get though
>>668587
>>668605
replace steven with lapis and this pic would be a 10/10
>>668534
belly pearl is so much better
>>668158
I'm excited for Christmas because it's the only time I get to spend time with my family without them hating me.
Fuck Christmas. You don't see the jews or blacks whoring out their shit holiday. I don't care
>>668650
I asked for a few games, a couple of comic book collections and such and such.
Brother has been telling me I have some surprises waiting for me.
I still act like a kid at christmas, so that's why they do that. To get me more fired up
>>668672
You don't see blacks mattering either.
>>668672
shut up muhammad
>>668672
Maybe celebrating the death of Jesus instead will make you feel better. Just wait for Easter
>>668672
>Not loving the best human holiday.
I want xeno rocks to leave.
>>668672
You mad nobody cares about Hanukkah as much as Christmas, Goldenbirg?
>>668679
i can't get fired up anymore , after recovering from being a faggot i just don't have it in me anymore. although it is nice to spend time peacefully with people who enjoy me
>>668452
I cannot properly articulate how much it triggers me to see sugilite x opal shipping pics.
Sugilite and Opal literally cannot co-exist. Amethyst can't be in two places at once. Good god.
>>668753
>recovering from being a faggot
you mean being gay for real or just being a bastard?
>>668746
>puffin 30 at once
im impressed
>>668672
>holiday all about good feelings
>hating it
So what kind of Jasper do you want, Freaks?
>>668813
being a pit of depression
>>668863
none
>>668863
the submissive sweet tsundere wife kind
>>668672
aw, stop being such a grinch and live a little, enjoy the holidays while they last
>>668863
dust
>>668863
Just fuck me up.
>>668867
well being depressed is something you don't have to accept
your own mind and heart can betray you
>>668863
Shattered and bubbled.
>>668863
playful and rough housing
>>668863
The one with the penis
>>668704
pdot
>>668888
Quads confirm
>>668950
get this ant shit out of my face
>>668949
these are actually pretty amazing, keep it up
>>668888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWFcLkHcUg4
>>668893
>open my christmas gift
>for some reason there is a giant present
>open it up
>it's a giant orange muscular woman wearing nothing but a ribbon and sucking on a candy cane
>"Hello there baby, you ready to unwrap your gift?"
>Stick the can she was sucking on in your mouth before packing you off to your bed that has the christmas themed sheets
>"I'm gonna show you the true meaning of mistletoe"
>aggressive sex all day, every day
>>668968
quads cant force someone to enjoy the holidays
>>669026
laughed pretty good
what do you think is the next new fusion we will see?
>>669050
Stevethyst
crimbo
>>669050
Garnet, because she's in most episodes.
>>669093
>next new fusion
>Garnet
>>667648
>>668863
Brutal, rough sex and domination.
>>669050
pearl and someone as usual, not that im complaining
>>668789
I came out as bi 3 years ago and they really don't like it. Luckily we all love Christmas!
>>669136
Story time?
>>669136
Guy or girl?
>>669136
Why you gotta make it all about yourself?
>>669136
well, I personally think homosexuality is wrong myself.
However, if I was your brother, I would never hate you. I'd care for you.
Sorry, I guess I don't have much I can say about it. But there are people that care. Don't think otherwise.
>>669136
its alright anon, youre just opening your heart to more people, thats all, hand in there
>>669178
>I personally think homosexuality is wrong myself.
how do you even like this fucking show?
>>669136
Nice blog, faggot.
>>669178
>well, I personally think homosexuality is wrong myself.
lol it's not even homosexuality though.
Weird that you'd even come out as bi. Was it like a big thing or did you just let it drop casually like "yeah I'd slip it in that dude"
>>669203
I don't even think gay when I watch the show
just think it's just a kids show
Oh hey look, a better holiday.
>>669136
It's okay anon
I'm bisexual too
>>669136
>Being a faggot
>Being an indecisive faggot
>Telling your family when they have no real need to know
You brought it on yourself, you chucklefuck. Enjoy your holiday celebrations with them all silently judging you.
>>669145
There's no story, they just don't like gay people.
>>669150
Guy.
>>669161
Because one anon asked.
>>669178
Thanks anon. Quit being such a fag, you're gonna make me cry.
>>669204
Don't forget to reblog.
>>669213
When I say "came out", that's not exactly what happened. I was confused about my sexuality for a bit and asked my sister what it's called when you feel attracted to both men and women, then she told my parents and now my whole family disapproves of me.
>>669213
I ain't that guy.
well, if you are attracted to guys as well as girls. a part of it is gay.
>>669050
I'm hoping for midget Squad
>>669266
I hope everything turns out alright for you. Even if your parents hate it, you are still their child.
It will be alright. I don't know how, but it will be.
>>669291
What would her personality be like?
>>669265
Why should he have to keep it a secret from his own family? That's just fucking wrong.
>>669299
Nothing, because Peridot isn't going to fuse with the permanent warmachine.
https://youtu.be/mM_uNlQVUjs?t=3252
this thread reminds me of this.
>>669308
Why do they need to know? That's what I never understood about homosexuals: the complete and utter desire to make it known about themselves.
>>669308
I keep lots of things from my family. Why does that matter? They're just more human beings on the planet. There's 7 billion of them.
>>669322
Maybe not, but what would be their combined character traits?
>>669299
Like siri or cortana
monotone, but constantly telling you updates, facts and other shit
>>669385
I'd imagine a snarky showoff. A mix of Sardonyx and Sugilite in personality.
>>669357
Answer my question first. Why should he hide it? This isn't like admitting to murdering someone or anything, it's just saying your sexual orientation. Plus, it's his own family, so it shouldn't be that big of a deal.
>>669399
Why do you think family is so important? You're not obligated to share anything with them.
>>669399
No one has to hide it, but there's no real reason to let anything when they likely had no interest in asking you in the first place.
>>669422
Lewd! LEWD!
>>669422
Why does Peridot have a dong?
>>669422
shit noticing my mistakes, oh well, enjoy anyway
>>669422
NICE!
>>669422
[spoiler]I like it, thank you.[/spoiler]
>>669419
>when they likely had no interest in asking you in the first place.
You think someone's parents aren't at all interested in what's going on in their child's life?
>>669457
with you liking*
>>669422
Um...
Vagoo Peri please
>>669457
You are absolutely adorable, you know that?
>>669462
You'd be surprised.
>>669472
Not my fault you have a shitty family life.
>Steven Universe General
>The discussion is about whether you should or shouldn't come out and the value of family
Never change /sug/.
>>669457
Family has no such need to be there for you when you're a being a faggot. If anything, that's a good reason for them to not have anything to do with you. It's such an utter waste of time and resources to help along someone who's not going to continue the family name.
>>669462
I don't think most parents want to hear their son is inhaling dicks by the bushel.
>>669507
I think it's relevant, since a lot of the themes in SU have to deal with family subjects.
>>669507
What, do you have something about the show you'd like to say?
>>669467
Maybe tomorrow
>>669515
>Family has no such need to be there for you when you're a being a faggot. If anything, that's a good reason for them to not have anything to do with you
Ok.
>>669526
Explain to me exactly what's wrong with what I said.
Here's a fucking gem.
Do you like this one?
Talk about it.
>>669533
You're an idiot.
>>669542
if you can fuck it, it's good
I can't believe Connie's fucking dead.
>>669433
What's wrong with a dong, don't discriminate
>>669554
>>669572
So that's it? You're already resorting to ad-hom? Well, at least I don't need to waste my time on you anymore.
>>669560
You can try if you want, man, but I don't think you'll get anywhere.
Let's talk about Clusters, since there's no way Steven can fix them unlike the corrupted gems, do you think Steven could at least help them calm down and reach some level of sentient thought that isn't pain?
>>669569
Yeah, that was a weird episode. Almost as weird as the episode where Lars date rapes Sadie.
>>669594
>at least I don't need to waste my time on you anymore.
Okay.
>>669542
Angry handjobs.
>>669614
Maybe if he grinds them into dust.
>>669614
Do you think Steven could dream himself into a cluster fusion and communicate with its component gems like he did with Lapis and Jasper within Malachite?
>>669661
All he'd probably hear is static, incoherent ramblings and screams.
>>669614
>do you think Steven could at least help them calm down and reach some level of sentient thought that isn't pain?
I doubt they're coherent enough to be capable of that.
At least if they're bubbled they aren't currently experiencing pain.
>>669661
The components aren't even whole though - they're just broken shards.
>>669299
>you're next line is -
>and now my true secret technique, RUN AWAY!
>>669700
hahaha anime how fucking funny and original
>>669594
buddy ur just throwing around /pol/ memes right now. How is someone supposed to argue with that?
>>669661
I want Steven to do that to Garnet. Just to see what it's like everyday for Ruby and Sapphire.
>>669731
Please stop responding to him.
>>669731
Stop responding idiot.
>>669721
>>669661
He probably could dream communicate with some of the components, but since they're just shards he'd either speak to select emotions of them Raven style or rambling half formed gems.
That gave me an idea. What if in the clusters mind, Steven convinces all the representations of the different shards to fuse? Would that result in one semi-stable personality controlling the cluster?
>>669002
sure thing
>>669750
AI! AI! AI! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
>>669731
Ad-hom is not a /pol/ meme. Attacking the person instead of addressing their claims is indicative of someone who's got no real response, or is less interested in discourse and just looking to start shit. I never said "gas the jews" or shit like that, and then I get accused of being from /pol/ which is another discourse killer in itself.
>>669700
this show is no stranger to rippi- Referencing Anime
>>669750
>>669776
>That gave me an idea. What if in the clusters mind, Steven convinces all the representations of the different shards to fuse?
Aren't they already effectively fused?
The whole point of fusion is that it's a collaboration. The cluster mutants are deranged because they're an involuntary collaboration between a bunch of broken parts of individuals.
>>669812
Do you think Peridot is going to betray the CGs?
>>669883
I do
>>669797
All your other bad Pearl edits had the details of the jeans in a different shade of blue, so I thought I'd edit it and I added smoke to her cigarette, sorry.
>>669883
It's going to happen that she joins back up with HW, plus she was really only using them to ma,e sure she didn't die.
>>666858
Shit, that sounds great, I'd so be into that
Hey guys requesting a depressed gems dump.
I need to be convinced to write the first chapter of a book I've been thinking about for a while and I want to get in the right headspace. I've been listening to this for a while to try and help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lndL46jiEFQ
>>669929
I've only got a few and they're mostly Pearl
>>669883
No, I think the CGs are going to betray Peridot for fear of her telling Homeworld about their whereabouts. Then Steven can't believe.
>>669929
Here you go, friend.
>>669946
I think I have a few Lapis and maybe one Amethyst too
>>669883
Maybe. But she's going to be full of regret after that
>>669956
Thanks, I appreciate it.
>>669929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHgYtKkSEDA
Pearl's fall when?
>>669971
Just trying to get into a mindset of desolation. I was depressed as hell about an hour ago and I was ready to write but it's been overtaken by anxiety and things don't flow well at all when I'm all shaky and apprehensive.
>>669979
hopefully soon, it's not fair Amy gets all the depressing episodes.
>>669929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPUHmNugY8
>>669994
But anon if you're so depressed why don't you just kill yourself?
>>670026
LAPIS IS TRYING TO CLAIM ANOTHER ONE, STOP HER! TWO MORE AND THE SEAL IS BROKEN!
>>669929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_mJgVwQ3Qw
>>670016
Thanks. This music is helping. I'm moving onto this after this album is done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-sz8p262b0
>>670026
good idea anon. I'll file that under "the rest of my suicidal thoughts" in the back of my head. It will be reviewed at a later date.
And just like that, I'm out
I can't believe I'm too poor for whiskey. That would make this whole "depressed alcoholic author" thing a lot easier.
>>670110
I'm sure you could afford rope, anon!
>>670026
Anon, that's not cool. They need therapy, not death. Unless this is just their meme and they're attention-whoring. In that case, I would agree that they need to go die.
>>669929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJwh3erQlyE&list=PLB8C47C3CC46BD805&index=1
>>670132
It's a meme.
>>669883
these next few episode titles all feel like a strong indication that it's happening but I really hope not.
>>670132
Lapis is just like that.
>>670162
You're just like that, go die.
>>670058
>Elvis Depressedly
Come on, at least listen to sad music that's not complete shit.
If you could feasibly beat up the entire band you're listening to chances are they're not very good.
>>670160
Extended opening, bro. Peridot is gone, Jasper captures Lapis, Yellow Diamond knows the CGs exist. Your dreams will be shattered.
>>670058
>>670110
Just remember that life is unfair, but there's a chance that one day it'll be unfair in your favor.
>>670171
You're not really helping your case, Lapis.
>>670128
Stop that, Lapis would never do that.
>>670128
Hanging oneself is so aesthetically pleasing but I mean it just seems like such an awful way to go. I'm probably gonna put a bullet in my brain eventually.
>>670132
Therapy hasn't really worked for me desu
so if they're having steven's birthday at the barn, are greg and connie gonna show up? It'd be weird if his dad at least didn't show up for his birthday and all
they gonna meet peridot and learn about the cluster? how's that gonna go down
>>669929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRP6egIEABk
>>670203
Why would you invite the prisoner of war to your kid's birthday party?
>>670198
She made fart noises during dewey speech, bitch is silly
>>670220
For birthday interrogations, of course.
>>666078
>/sug/
"pendejo" is a southamerican exprecion and they say it is a insult, in Spain the word mean coward or wuss while in southamerica mean stupid or git.
>>670220
because he's convinced the prisoner is his friend and keeps asking you to let her out of the crude cell you constructed when she asked you to stop having sex in front of her a third time.
>>670172
I mean I could kick the bloody shit out of quite a few bands but they aren't fighters for the most part, they're musicians. Barring a few death metal bands I think I could take on quite a few musical acts.
>>670181
>a chance
Is that worth waiting through the rest of this bullshit for, though? Life is suffering, as the Buddhists tell us. I just don't have the patience or state of mind to reach nirvana. Might as well hit the reset button.
>>670207
That's one of my favorites, honestly
>>670259
You're right, anon! Just end it! It'll hurt a little bit, and then you'll never hurt again!
>>670275
Lapis I already love you and I'm on my way out in the next few years, you don't need to hassle me. You'll have your next victim soon enough
>>670259
>I mean I could kick the bloody shit out of quite a few bands but they aren't fighters for the most part
I mean all at once
>they're musicians
technically
>>670259
>Is that worth waiting through the rest of this bullshit for, though?
Yes.
It's not like you know what happens when you die, anyway. Could be painful. Might keep going while you can, some amazing shit could happen to you out of pure chance. J.K. Rowling was a single mother living in poverty, and now she's incredibly rich and loved by tons of people.
>>670275
FUCK OFF LAPIS, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO CLAIM ANOTHER VICTIM.
YOU HAVE ALREADY KILLED TOO MANY LAPISFAGS
>>670316
>It's not like you know what happens when you die, anyway.
Deep down inside you know what really happens. Or I guess what doesn't.
>>669736
This.
>its literally just a star shaped bed for their tender loving
>>670314
Are you telling me I couldn't kick the shit out of the Beatles?
>>670316
Well statistically JK Rowling is an anomaly. Most people end up wallowing in shit their entire life, skimming along a sea of bullshit until they die in mediocrity. No one asked to be born, so who's to say we can't choose when to die?
You bring up valid points though, and I'd like to believe I'm playing the devil's advocate here.
>>670316
>people on 4chan
>ever attaining some semblance of wealthiness
>>669929
FREEWAY CAARS AND TRUCKS
surely everyone will love my new thread
>>670397
>>670400
>undermeme
>>670414
is it really that bad?
>>670408
I hate it.
>>670436
You'll warm up to it.
>>670434
It's a meme game, anon.
>>670434
>replying to people who use words like "memegame"
>>670434
Undertale is not a bad game. Overhyped, yes, but not inherently bad. The worst part of the game stems from the fact that Homestuck faggots and tumblr dug their claws into and created an extremely cancerous fandom.
>>670470
That has absolutely nothing to do with how it plays like shit.
>>670487
I never had any issues with the gameplay.
>>670508
That's because you're easy to entertain and less intelligent than I am. And probably ugly.
>>670520
Maybe you're the one with shit taste.
>>670527
Atleast I'm not ugly, like you are.
>>668832
suffering achieved, 10/10 tears post.
>>669994
>>669979
>>669929
>>670110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gtFS4777iY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMGTzcpW0Ac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmNYWTpYj8M
LAST FOR PEARL!
>>672230
Does it really matter?