HG Thread: Spider Waifu Edition
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>>6569967 (Rika)
You'd be surprised, dearie. Magic is a massive part of our lives as monsters. It ties in with science more than you can imagine.
>>6569982
fourth
>>6569953
So you would say you have the same feelings for him?
>>6570000
I mean, well... He's a cool person and a pretty good tactician, so I wouldn't object to it. I'm not gonna initiate it, but I won't object to it.
I guess I have, like... A small bit of affection towards him, but that's because we're friends.
>>6569984
(Player1) passes a mirror but is frightened by (his/her1) own reflection. (He/She1) reflexively shoots a magic bolt at the mirror but it bounces off and blasts (him/her1) in the face.
(Player1) casts a binding circle down in front of (Player2), slowing (his/her1) movements.
(Player1) tries to enchant (Player2)'s sword with fire magic but it melts the blade.
(Player1) casts an invisibility spell on (him/her1)self but realizes (his/her1) clothes are still visible.
>>6569992
My tanks are hybrids of both, really. But still, I guess I just tend to assume most people that call themselves 'scientists' stick, like...a hundred percent to 'pure' science, you know?
Either way, there should always be room for innovation.
>>6569984
Oof.
Let's see....
Maybe something like... "(Player1) casts Blind on (Player2). (He/she2) later stumbles off a cliff."?
>>6570015
I didnt think you swung that way Alfred.
>>6570026
Not in the Underground, dearie. Studying magic is necessary to conduct experiments and the like.
>>6570035
I don't think you were here during July, Anon. Which I'm thankful for, actually. France rubbed off on me a little bit, what can I say?
>>6570037
No prob! Have fun thinking of more events, dude!
>>6570037
Glad to be of support. Had it been a completely magical game, I would have forked over some more from these old notes I've got.
I will return to the Academy.
>Flies off into the murky clouds
>>6570037
How about-
(Player1) spike's (Player2)'s drink with a love potion. (Player3) is forever emotionally destroyed for (he/she3) will never learn what he did wrong to lose (Player2).
>>6570050
>Groans sorrowfully
>>6570043
What happened in July?
>>6570040
Not always...still, that's nice. I just hope one day Gensokyo's as accepting of science as it is magic.
>>6570037
I'll think about some other ones if I can.
(Player1) fires a massive beam at (Player2), but (Player2) summons a wall of crystals, reflecting the attack back at (Player1).
(Player3) slips on a cursed ring, immediately snapping and killing (Player1) and (Player2).
>>6570056
(Player1) tries to hit (Player2) with a cheap shot before the duel even begins but (Player2)'s deflection magic is so strong it breaks (Player1)'s arm.
(Player1) and (Player2) prepare to duel. (Player1) comments that (Player2) is holding (his/her2) wand the wrong way.
>>6570065
Kill yourself, Potter!
>>6570060
...
Well... It involved me being in a couple with a lumberjack because a cupid's arrow hit him, if I recall. I think it lasted for two months. We're still good friends to this day!
>>6570073
what the fuck did i do to you, mang
>>6570081
You ruined everything...
>>6570064
Does your homeland frown upon magic, dearie?
>>6570083
what? i make pots for a living, how did i ruin everything
wait, i messed up one of the pots i gave you, didn't i
>>6570056
(Player1) casts silence on (Player2), preventing (him/her2) from casting (his/her2) pyroblast.
(Player1) casts polymorph on (Player2).
(Player1) creates a portal.
(Player1) becomes (Player2)'s apprentice.
(Player1) summons (his/her1) water elemental.
I hope that will suffice for now.
>>6570074
Did yall ever make out?
>>6570093
You will cease mocking me at once!
>>6570097
Nope.
Nuh-uh.
We didn't ever do anything like that, if I remember correctly. Why would you ask that, man?
>>6570056
There is so much we can do for you in a thread...
Shining Star#8430
We will review and spell check most of your events, and we will give you commentary and extra events of our own.
Unless you already have this contact registered under "Collecting Dust".
>>6570099
no, no, i see your problem
i fucked up one of the sides on the pot i gave you, so i might need to replace that one
i'll give it to you for free because i've got time
>>6570089
Nah, science, actually. At best a novelty, at worst...heresy.
>>6570108
Black... just make sure it's black...
>>6570110
Ah, I see. That's quite unfortunate. A balance of both leads to quite interesting discoveries and progress.
>>6570102
Because thats what couples do.
>>6570114
that's racist lmao
don't worry, i make pots all shapes and sizes, so expect yours in a few days at best
>>6570117
I forgot about that detail. No, we didn't do that, because chatting and hanging out was good enough at the time. And, well, it was kinda forced, now that I think about it. The relationship, I mean,
>>6570115
Shame it seems like only...yeah. Only really me seems to think of that, actually, now that I think of it. My sister did both, but she never mixed the two. It's typically an either/or thing, for whatever reason. Kinda stupid.
>>6570104
>I still don't have a discord which I believe I stated yesterday. I thank you and all the others who helped me with those events. Those few will probably be the only magic based events I will use since magic is just barely mentioned in the series.
>>6570127
Welp goodluck to you and him.
>>6570150
Incredibly stupid. Imagine fusing the unearthly and astounding properties of magic with the logistics and experimentation of science. Endless possibilities, right dearie?
Regardless, it's quite late, so I will take my leave. Good night, dearies! Ahuhuhu~!
>>6570154
Oh, it's you...
Don't worry. I'm aware of you. I have seen.
>>6570056
Wait, I think I've got a few more.
(Player1) hurls a fireball in (Player2)'s face. But it turned out only to be a mirror image.
(Player1) charges a powerful arcane explosion that Annihilates (Player2) and (Player3)
(Player1) trades a few magical potions for some gold with (Player2).
(Player1) uses blink and teleports behind (Player2) before (he/she1) strikes (Player2) down.
(Player1) is out of mana.
And that was all I had for now. I really gotta go now so goodbye.
>>6570156
It's been worked out weeks... Three months ago, Anon. We're still good friends to this day, even out of a relationship.
Regardless, I appreciate the well wishes.
>>6570158
See ya, miss Muffet!
>>6570158
And how.... Ugh. I'll make them all learn!
Yeah, sure, later. Don't come crying to me if you have a hangover, hehehe.
>>6570169
No i mean the future one that you are about to get with the purple haired fucboi
>>6570159
Thanks though. Really.
>>6570179
OH. Anon, I don't know if it'll actually happen 'cause he's not gonna admit it, but I guess I should take the well wishes anyway!
...Oh, gosh, this is gonna spiral outta control.
Dead
>>6570200
Good as can be.
>Asked for some events with fantasy games
>only 2 people help me
>somebody else asks
>they get a small group of people helping them
O-Oh...
>>6570203
It was me samefagging.
>>6570202
I love you Albedo
>are this going to be a real ava?
>>6570202
Albedo is cute
>>6570203
Sorry Anon
Hi Shion
(Player1)'s mother will die in her sleep tonight if (he/she1) doesn't reply to this slide.
Talk dirty to me.
>>6570222
Too late
>>6570219
I want to fuck Shoin
>>6570202
>rubs horns
>>6569984
(Player1) uses wingardium leviosa on (Player2), giving them an erection
>>6570268
>>6570268
It's Levio-sahhh
>>6570261
Smooth.
>>6570278
>sits on back
>>6570278
I didn't mean to.
Alfred.
>>6570289
It's me. Back from the dead.
What's up, Anon?
Shouldn't you americunts be getting ready for bed?
>>6570290
Hello. How was your day?
>>6570294
>tfwwbeen at work for 12 hours
>>6570294
>I'm posting from bed baby
>>6570294
I'm a big boy, Anon, I'll do whatever I'll want. You can't tell me what to do.
>>6570295
It was great. I had a grand old time talking to my boss about the future of my country, and I feel like I can take anything on now. As is for the hero, after all. How was yours?
>>6570288
You kinda barely even bothered stooping at all.
>>6570281
>There's a kotatsu there.
>>6570294
>Probably.
>>6570300
>sits on shoulders
>>6570299
The day is still not over for me, but it's ok so far. It's good to see you again.
>>6570300
Sometimes I forget I'm too big for normal doors. I guess that will come out of my pay too.
>>6570311
I'm not sleeping now, moron
>>6570305
It isn't? Dude, it's just about to strike midnight where I am. Timezones sure are annoying, wouldn't you agree?
Hey, it's sweet to see you as well, dude. It's not often that someone specifically asks for me. Makes me feel super important!
>>6570311
It's not like I'll die or anything, I'm immortal! I'm going to sleep in a few hours, it'll sort itself out perfectly.
>>6570301
>Retreats in to kotatsu
>>6570308
...How do you FORGET? It's like, an everpresent thing.
>>6570311
>I almost had it normalized. Until now.
>>6570315
Shut up Fes
>>6570317
>enters from behind her
>>6570314
They may be annoying, but thet are the reason we can talk privately. So at least that's good.
Well, you are really important for me.
>>6570315
"Sleep in" a few hours.
I'm not going to bed now. But I will soon, because sleep is awesome and so am I.
>>6570324
It's the one thing I like about 'em, I guess. You can talk to anyone at dead hours no problem. It's nice.
Y-You're making me blush here, man, I didn't think I was THAT important to you~ Please, please, keep complimenting me, I haven't heard any in ages.
>>6570333
It seems like I am the only one you are speaking at dead hours, right?
Haven't heard in ages? But you always surrounded by so many people, I don't even know when to approach
>>6570339
Yep, usually just you and me. It used to be me and someone else, but things changed, I guess. I look forward to these talks, to tell ya the truth.
Hey, speak to me any time you want, I'm always game for a conversation. And you'd think that I'd hear some every once in a while... I'm glad just to hear someone likes me, to tell you the truth.
>>6570321
>Flies out the other side
>>6570331
>Here's hoping I can pull it off.
Top of the mornin'
>>6570345
Someone else? Who was it? You look forward for the talks? Awww, thank you. I really appreciate that.
Uhh, I will try, but you know, you looks so busy when you are talking to so many people.
Same with me.
ded
>>6570365
Bottom of the afternoon. Good morning, dude. How's life?
>>6570379
I... Don't remember who, but I talked with them heaps of times. Or maybe it was a certain group of people? And it is the truth, dude. I look forward to 'em.
I only look busy because of the effort I put into speaking with others, dude. If you wanna say howdy, say howdy, because I'll be happy to talk to you no matter what.
>>6570386
Life's been pretty 'meh', y'know just meh. What about yours Ameri-friend?
Wake me up
>>6570400
As it's been for all of us, man. Not good, but not bad, either. Could be worse.
It's been wicked pissah! Honestly, it's been a good time all around, even when thinking of the past.
>>6570403
BEFORE YOU GO-GO.
>>6570386
How long ago you talked to them?
Thank you again. It is a pleasure to know you. Hey, just to be sure you are not mistaken me for someone else, who do you think I am?
>>6570412
Well... Like, um... At least five days. At most, a week. I can't keep track of time no more.
It's sweet knowing you as well, dude. And, well... Whenever I see a faceless, I always assume they are either Belarus or Brian. Of course, I don't think you're either of them, right? Or maybe that person who forgot everything?
>>6570405
I've been absent for the past, two, three days or so... I lost track.
Well with that attitude, I bet it's been wickedly fun. What insane thrilling adventures have I missed this time?
>>6570417
Well, it's me. Sorry, I wasn't here for several days, you know, I was trying to improve the economy and other stuff. But it's good to see that you are alright.
>>6570422
Time's cruel, ain't it? Hey, at least it's good that you're catching up with your bros.
The top three stories this week; the world ended, there's a person that can flip genders depending on what temperature it is, and crocs are back in fashion somehow!
>>6570425
Aw, it really is you, Natalya. I'd give you a hug, but I think you like your personal space. Don't worry about it, dude; the economy's super important nowadays, so taking time off to work on it is understandable.
And it's sweet to see you too, Belarus. It's not everyday I see you here, after all!
>>6570432
So the world's been destroyed by a bunch of misfits, huh?
I've never thought I'd see the day.... sounds interesting, but what do you mean by the world ending Alfred. Can you elaborate on that, since I'm still here in one piece.
>>6570432
Don't worry about it, Alfred. You are like brother to me, you know.
>She hugs you
It's good to see you... It's good to see you.
Soo, I wonder if something important happened to you when I wasn't here.
>>6570454
Turns out that dividing by zero really does end the world somehow. It's a simple mistake, but a powerful one nonetheless.
You see, I was reporting news from other universes, hence why I mentioned that crocs were in fashion. Come on, now. Since when would crocs ever be in fashion?
>>6570458
I am? Pfft, before I know it you're gonna be obsessing over ME instead. You're a pretty cool gal too, Bela.
>He laughs, returning the hug with a smile on his face.
It's good to see you too. Seriously. It's just so unbelievable seeing you here.
Something important? No, not really. It's been normal like it's always been, and that's always a good thing, right? Nothing too bad has happened to me... Yet!
>>6570468
They make good wallets that's from what I can tell. Begs to question, do you know how to tell the difference between a crocodile and an Alligator?
>>6570468
Well, I heard a bunch of gossips about you. One of them really catched my ear. I thought that this thing they are gossiping about is really important for you. I am curious about it, can you tell me if this gossip is actually truth or not?
>>6570479
I think you and I have different definitions of "crocs". I meant those shoes with the holes in them. And... Um. "See you later, Alligator", and "In a while, Crocodile"? Is that how you tell the difference between 'em?
>>6570483
You have? Mr. Newspaper must be doing his job too well, then. Because I like you, Natalya, I'll answer your questions just for you. Bring it on, I wanna know what the gossip is!
>>6570493
Hmm, but you know, it's already late for you. Perhaps I should ask you later, after you wake up.
>>6570502
Nuh-uh, Belarus, you're not gonna get out of it like that. I'm having a neat chat with Baki, so you're gonna tell me what it was instead of leaving me on a cliffhanger, you sneaky Slav! C'mon, spill the beans already!
>>6570493
Bah! Ding! You got it! Man you Americans are a lot more quick-witted than I thought. But I was thinking somewhere more along the lines of 'one you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later'.
Oh yeah, those crocs, I own a pair. What gives?
>>6570522
I might be a bit clueless, but I'm not COMPLETELY dumb. I hear those phrases a lot back at home, so it's easy for me to make the connections like that, y'know? Hush down about the punchline, I still got it.
What gives? I don't know, they're suddenly back in fashion! People are wearing them like it's their Sunday this! Crocs this, crocs that! It's a fashionista's worst nightmare!
>>6570515
Do you really want that? Because you probably won't able to go to sleep for some time...
>pulls out a guitar
A____zing!
>>6570534
>Walks over to and takes a seat next to
>>6570531
Yeah, I want it. It's not nothing I can't survive, seriously. Am I really that weak to you? You know I've seen worse, c'mon now!
>>6570534
Hey, that's a sweet guitar you've got there, Anon. Reminds me of my one, actually.
>>6570537
Ma! A Ma Zing! It's a well known name back in China, if you wanna know. I've got a buddy there named that; he's a cool kid.
>>6570529
Croc this, croc that, I'll take a croc out of you if you don't shut up!
Nah I'm just kidding with you. Hey, Ash could use some crocs now that I think about it.
>>6570537
May.
>>6570534
Hey bud, keep doing what you're doing.
>>6570537
...May?
>>6570558
Make threats all you want, but it's too late now. It's only a matter of time before everyone here starts wearing crocs...
Ash could use some crocs? Why's that? He'd look too goofy in them, no class at all. And this is coming from the guy with a bomber jacket.
>>6570550
>She smiled devilishly
Very well. You asked for it.
>She gives you bro-style one handed hug. She have a smug face
Soo, tell me more about how you followed the call of the flesh.
>>6570578
>deflects for double damage back at you
>>6570577
Yeah! I'm a big boy, I can handle anything...
>Alfred's eyebrows furrow, looking at you with a confused expression.
Huh? "Call of the flesh"? Is that some sort of horror movie I haven't heard of before? If so, I'm gonna see it sometime, it sounds like a badass film that I actually have to see.
>>6570578
JESUS, ANON, CALM DOWN BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT! I WAS JUST COMPLIMENTING YOU, THAT'S ALL!
>>6570583
>bounces it back
AHHHHHHHH
>>6570568
An upwardly mobile fashonista could use some crocs, might as well hop in with the bandwagon to increase the brand recognition. Ash is a pretty popular guy.
>>6570578
>Dodges.
Easy there, Anon.
>>6570586
No, silly. Call of your flesh. I don't mean the movie... You know that, right?
>>6570590
>does a backflip and kicks it back to you mid air
Post your avatars so I can rate them
>>6570558
>>6570564
You called?
>>6570550
Wrong! But china's alright.
>>6570602
>fucking knocks it right back with his rage
I'M NUUUUUUUUUUCLEARRRRRRR!!!!
>>6570614
....
That's your name. You're serious, aren't you.
>>6570606
>
>Rika
>>6570606
>>6570623
I LOVE YOU, TOURETTES DAD
>>6570597
...The Bandwagon Effect, huh? I see your point, Baki. If he keeps showing them off, more crocs would be worn-- THAT'S A BAD THING, THOUGH. No one wants that!
>>6570600
I... Call of your flesh? What does that mean? Are you referring to some sort of body-horror ritual I haven't heard about?
>>6570605
...
Oh. Well, that just made things awkward.
>>6570606
Because I love you, Anon.
>>6570614
Wrong-- What? But you don't spell 'amazing' like 'amayzing', it makes it look all displeasing and stuff! I demand a recheck to see if I was right or not, miss!
>I'M THE HERO~!
>>6570606
Morning dudeski
>Sunset
>>6570631
You're not Dean
>>6570615
>grabs a giant tennis racket and spikes it right back
>>6570626
Fuck you you're grounded.
>>6570627
*sigh*
Stop playing dumb, you know what I meant. It's ok, really. I am not judging you. I just want to know more about it.
>>6570636
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>6570639
STOP YELLING AT ME!
>>6570614
Nope.
>>6570606
Mornin'
>>6570627
...crocs are okay I guess, just ignore it and let everything settle passively. Trust me. Crap, gotta go. Cya later alligator.
>>6570633
Astute observation. No I am not.
>>6570644
I r8 8 of 8.
>>6570644
Nice RP anon
>>6570635
>pulls out his massive 2 inch pecker and smashes the guitar with it
>>6570638
Anon told me what it meant. Well, I... Anon dared me to do it with Iowa since, well, I'mavirgindespitebeingtheU.S.A., so I popped over there and had a good 'ol time.
It's not over yet since she had to jet in the middle of it.
>>6570644
>I guess that means I'm staying true to America's character, then.
>>6570645
I'll have to ignore them or else they'll get too outta hand. This is like a plague of some sort, Baki, we have to combat it with all we can. See ya later, man!
>>6570644
>gets depressed
>Bitches to the closest person on my friend-list ooc for three hours
>>6570656
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
>>6570667
I'M GOING TO LIVE WITH UNCLE JOHNNY
>>6570669
Hey. I'm sorry I yelled at you but I don't give a dead moose's last shit about Uncle Johnny.
>>6570662
I see... Wait. Iowa? Is she one of your sisters? I think that she is one of your sisters. And... dared?
>>6570675
>is already gone
>>6570663
>comforts comfortably
>>6570666
>Sinks into a depression induced epic RP adventure
>>6570681
>G-gives kissu
>>6570683
there there.
>>6570678
You'd think so, but nope, it's referring to the boat. USS Iowa. Believe me, I was confused the first time I heard of it, too.
Okay, I was forced to do it, because he said that if I didn't do it, he'd do Canada and force me to watch. You can guess which one I picked.
>>6570627
No, May as in my name may. Its a pun yankeedoodle.
>>6570645
Aw, ok. Well let me know if you need anything.
>>6570621
Why would I not be?
>>6570679
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE YOU FAGGOT
>>6570669
>>6570675
HEY! Cap'n Johnny is mine!!
>>6570687
But still, it's one of your boats, right?
Forced?.. Is that really true? I think there is something else that you are hiding from me.
>>6570606
>>6570686
I-I just want the approval of people I'll never meet so I can finally feel like I'm one of the cool kids...
>>6570691
....
>She rubs her temples, before laughing a little under her breath.
I shouldn't find a pun that lame good, I must be more tired than I thought. At least I got your name this time, Mei.
>>6570703
>horrible "RP"
>above average games
>>6570606
(You)
>>6570697
I want to titfuck you in the ass. And Johnny is a tuba playing faggot.
>>6570691
Pleasure to meet you, and it's not how it works! I technically got it right because I spelt it correctly! I do puns myself, and man, was that... Average.
>>6570698
Yep. I know, it's disgusting, but I had to do it because of peer pressure.
Yep, it's the truth. I was thrown in by him and then we were smack-dab in the middle of that place! It was both hilarious and scary.
>>6570704
Don't worry, I approve of your immaculate hands.
>>6570703
Mokou has shit RP, but black void is probably the best avatar we had in a while
>>6570717
>T-touches you with them tentatively
>>6570727
>>6570727
Y-yes?
>>6570725
Black void is best girl.
>>6570738
Black void is a boy
>>6570716
Hehe...
>She smiled again
But did you really believed that he really could find Canada? It's really hard to find him, you know, since he is half-transparent. But even if he would found him, did you believed that he could do something like that to him? I think that Canada can protect himself.
>>6570725
Don't know who that is
>>6570750
The avatar left of Mokou on his chart
>>6570708
It was the month Johnny saved me, I didnt really have a name, so may was just fine!
>>6570716
Yeah, well Im no average myself!
>>6570715
Call my cap'n that again and you'l be in BIG trouble
>
>>6570606
>>6570751
Oh...I get it now.
>>6570741
My headcanon >>>> your headcanon
>>6570754
Tried reading Choa's source but couldn't go through with it. She is cute though
>>6570752
>gif doesn't gif
How do you expect me to fap to this?
>>6570745
...
>Alfred looks to the side, a blush becoming more prominent on his face.
I mean, yeah, he couldn't do it to HIM... But he could definitely do it to HER. That's right, Natalya, instead of a male Canada, there's a female Canada over there. And she and Iowa have something going on, apparently. It's pretty... Pretty weird, especially since she was considering joining in with Iowa.
>>6570752
I'm a professional comedian, May, and I can safely say that your jokes were a solid six outta ten! You gotta work on the delivery a bit more, dude.
>>6570768
>have this desu
>>6570772
So you want me to anchor the punchline?
>>6570779
You May if you wish. It'd make me a bit p-irate, but it'd get a higher pi-rating. You see where I'm going here?
>>6570737
>Slips them under your shirt
>They're cold
>Drains your bodyheat
>>6570786
I wonder who's behind this post.
>>6570752
It's a good enough name, sure. It's Rika, by the way.
...Still, a bit on the convenient side.
>>6570779
Much better, thanks.
>fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
>>6570792
Fucking guess
>>6570791
H-HEY! Give it back!
>does the same to you
>>6570798
vert
>>6570772
H-huh? Female Canada? Wha... Whatever. So you was concerned about her, right?
>>6570802
>Doesn't
>Shivers shiveringly and flips the fuck out
>Slips arms around waist
>Chokehugs out that sweet sweet bodywarmth
>>6570606
>Doesn't actually rate them
(W/E. I'm adding two more to this card soon once I become not lazy enough to finish screencapping, renaming, cropping, and building folders for them both.)
>>6570766
It drags on and gets boring, don't bother.
>>6570784
>kek saved
>>6570787
May-be. But yoar yank-ing me chain.
>>6570793
Not really, my best friend got saved in April so that was her name. Come to think of it.. he did that with almost all of us. He was never good with names hehee!
>>6570822
She is cute though
>pets martial arts chan
>>6570820
C-cold!!
>is too weak compared to the bigger woman
>is entirely helpless and slowly starts shivering shiveringly too
>>6570815
Yep, female Canada. I mean, she's the same Canada I know and love, so it doesn't matter, right?
Well, you tend to not really want to see someone bang your sister in front of her, so...
>>6570823
It's nothing I American't do. It's the Maine part of my character, y'know? It's wicked pissah!
May-te, we gotta stop these puns. I can't sea the point in 'em.
>>6570826
>>6570826
>>6570766
>She is cute though
>She is cute though
She is cute though
>>6570833
But you said that she is a resident of that place where people are banging each other. So what's the point?
>>6570823
...You know, I thought it was Mei with an EI, too. Huh. Still, you sure lucked out with the name, huh?
>>6570840
Why is everyone saying that?
>>6570836
>pets ears
You a best
Dojyaa~n
>>6570842
I don't wanna see my sister doing that in front of me because she's my sister. Imagine if it was Ivan that was over there instead of Canada.
Morality reasons, Bela. Morality reasons.
>>6570832
>Is probably part iceberg at this point
>Siphons away your life lifeforce pretty much
>Converts it into non-shivers (NshV)
>Stops being cold
>>6570845
>>6570846
She is cute though
>>6570844
But theres nothing wrong with Jan, April, June or even Sept!
>>6570833
May-be you arr right!
>>6570860
Ah... Ahhh!!
>feels his life lifeforce siphoning away and tries to break free by flailing around
>>6570869
Motivates you
>>6570867
I'm always right, I'm America! Alaska-gain just in case; do you think we should stop these puns? This'll just make us p-irate, May-te.
>>6570869
>Gives forehead kissu
>Lets go
>Lights a cig and leaves your money on the dresser
>>6570867
Okay, I see the point with the first three, but...Sept? Really? It sounds cool and all, but it's not a...person-name.
>>6570854
Brother would never let that happen. And even if he wouldn't be able to protect himself, I'd rather die fighting for him, than calmly watching someone doing that to him... But if he wants that...
>She looks saddened
Then who am I to stop him? I'd just close my eyes and ears.
>>6570893
>sneak
>>6570712
Dishonored is an objectively bad game.
>>6570879
>finally breaks free
>>6570885
>exhaustedly lies on bed to regain life force
>confusedly look at the money
>>6570901
...
>Alfred looks pretty saddened, himself.
Man, I was expecting you to get all fired up instead of all depressed. Okay, don't actually... Don't actually think he's going to do it, now, that's a one-in-a-million chance of happening. Stop frowning and start smiling!
>>6570916
>takes home to work on cars with
>>6570922
>is too sleepy to work on anything
>>6570926
>tucks into bed
>>6570917
Yeah... I am sure of it.
But Alfred... Did you really done this because this anon forced you... or
>She smiled devilishly
Maybe you wanted that in the first place? Maybe you just used that anon as an excuse?
>>6570930
H-help I have no more life lifeforce!
>>6570893
>>6570904
Careful, there are ninjas afoot!
>>6570880
May-be we should, before we rock the boat!
>>6570904
OI!
>>6570941
Yeah, yeah, I know. Trust me, May, I'm not easy to sneak around, hehehe.
>>6570934
Good, good! If he does that... Just assume he's drunk or something. Does he ever get drunk?
>Alfred's eyes widen, pushing Belarus back with a blush in his face.
Hell no! I just wanted to have a chat with her, not get into the nitty-gritty just like that! If I wanted it, I'd... Have done it a long time ago! And invited Canada to join in, too!
>Alfred doesn't seem to realise the hole he's digging the more he speaks.
>>6570941
Iowa favour or two where it's due, May-te. This just keeps better and better! It's a-May-zing, to tell the truth.
>>6570950
Keeps getting better and better.
It's a mistake, honest!
>>6570950
Invited Canada? Your sister? Man, I never knew that you are such a pervert.
Heh... you knew where and why you was going, so I don't think you wanted JUST to talk with her, am I right? And... it looks like you really thought about it earlier, am I right?
>>6570947
>sneaks closer
>>6570981
>sneaks behind
>>6570982
Shhh
>>6570977
SHUSH. YOU SAY THAT LIKE I'D DO THAT ANY TIME OF DAY. BESIDES, YOU WANT TO MARRY YOUR BROTHER, REMEMBER?
I HAD to because Anon told me to! It was peer pressure, and... I guess I should thank him for it sometime? I just wanted to chat, seriously. And just what do you mean by that, Nat?
>>6570981
Show yourself before I disintegrate you.
>>6570950
>>6570956
Hahaha, I think we should!
>>6570982
>>6570981
>sneaks behind
>>6570947
Shhh, Got an idea!
>>6570992
DON'T ADD TO THIS.
>>6570994
SHHH You'll blow my cover!
>>6570992
But should we stop? Why not go the extra mile and keep this up all night? I've got the time, you've got the patience... May-be we could!
>>6571001
I don't WANT your cover. And besides, you're a tiny girl in orange and black clothes carrying a GIANT ANCHOR.
>>6570992
>Is a box.
>>6570992
>stares
...
kys baron
>>6570986
What is this? Is this argumentum ad hominem?
Ok, let's assume that this is the truth. What did you wanted to discuss with her?
>>6571011
i drive no betray
>>6571016
I don't even know what that means! And I'm just... Argh! I'm not a pervert, you know that!
I just wanted to catch up on things, like the weather and what happened since I last saw her. I forgot about Iowa, to tell you the truth.
>>6571020
kys baron
>May is Baron
topkek
I knew that fucker couldn't quit this place
>>6571042
>There's literally no proof of it aside from one person shitposting.
And he's been around all fucking week you idiot.
>>6571047
kys baron
>>6571050
kys baron
>>6571047
kys baron
>>6571027
Heh, but everything is saying otherwise.
Haha, you gone to that place to talk about something like that? You claim that you forgot about the whole situation, yet you was concerned about her, and that's why you gone to that place in the first place? You're contradicting yourself, you know.
>>6571011
Huh? Who are you?
>>6571008
>>6571009
>picks up the box
But Rika, Rika look! Treasure to be found!
>>6571050
>>6571058
>Apparently I'm Baron. Good to know.
Hey, Baron.
kys
>>6571067
You're the only person in HG even more autistic than he is
kys aussa
>>6571067
kys regardless
>>6571067
kys Baron
No humans allowed
>>6571067
You're equally as cancerous. kys Aussa.
>>6571066
kys baron
>>6571067
>drives over
>drifts
kys aussa
Baron, kill aussa then kys
>>6571074
>>6571075
>>6571076
>>6571081
>>6571082
>>6571085
>Maybe in the distant future.
>>6571066
...I think there's suppose to be a person under it.
>>6571060
Shush. You're outta your mind, Bela. You must be seeing things that aren't there.
They have civil discussions sometimes, so I thought I could jump in and have a good time. And I remembered her when her name started popping up, silly.
>>6571080
Am I allowed here, then? Y'know, because I'm a country.
first 24 for NOT JABRONI GAMES
>>6571094
May!
>>6571088
There was no one under it. Its very heavy though.
>>6571082
?
>>6571094
this is bait
just in case someone couldn't tell
>>6571088
Do it now
>>6571080
Hmph, I go where I please.
>>6571094
Is this bait? I can't tell
>>6571101
kys baron
>>6571088
Please die or get a job. You're a deplorable leech.
>>6571094
Yohane-sama the Fallen Angel
>tfw baron still hasn't khs
>>6571101
Check...inside it?
>>6571101
Rika
>>6571113
If he got a job then his hick family couldn't claim him for welfare checks
>>6571094
Akira Agarkar Yamada
>>6571092
Well, maybe you're right. But still, right now I see the same what anyone can see.
But that anon "forced" you to bang Iowa, right? How could you possibly forgot about her? And the fact that he "forced" you to bang her also means that you came to that place with the intention of... Losing you Virginia state...
>She looks like she is in pain. It seems that she cringed at her own pun.
>>6571094
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>6571130
that's not your duck
>>6571136
You think I don't know that?
>opens the big box
>>6571094
Junko Enoshima
>>6571144
Aflac
>>6571146
kys baron
>>6571146
I wouldn't even be surprised if it was empty by now.
>>6571131
Well, have you heard of the Bandwagon Effect, Bela? Just because everyone agrees with you doesn't mean you're right.
I forgot about her BEFORE then, Belarus. She had a life before she went to that place, you know? The only choice I had was to go there or watch my sister do it in front of me, and I didn't wanna see that.
>He laughs, laughing at the pun and her facial expressions.
Oh, Belarus. You've got a long way to go before you become funny, y'know. God, I could think of a thousand puns right now...
>>6571146
>Peeks out of the box as the pirate opens it
Could you not? I still need time to prepare my costume...
>Closes the box
So when are you serious about telling a person to kill themselves?
>>6571164
kys baron
>>6571164
If you take anything serious on 4chan you should kill yourself
>>6571167
>>6571168
Okay.
>>6571163
Oh. Were you really sneaking around just then?
>>6571168
kys
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Except when you call me a pedo.
>>6571163
Huh?
Whats a girl doing in here?
>opens the box again
>>6571153
Rika theres a girl in here!
>>6571150
You ok? You don't sound so good.
>>6571163
zura
>>6571171
Can't use those retail helium tanks, they put a small amount of oxygen in them nowadays because people were using them to kill themselves. Has to be pure He.
>>6571178
why are you trying to start shit lmfao
>>6571179
Well, everyone's wrong sometime, right? Good detective work, I guess.
>>6571179
This has to be Baron. Nobody has this shitty of a grasp of the English language.
>>6571183
It's a meme, jeez, calm down.
>>6571179
kys baron
>>6571187
I totally agree with this. To be honest, Red, Soviet and Crendor is the best english writers in HG you could ever imagine.
>>6571187
>shitty of a grasp.
kys baron
>>6571157
No-no-no. You said that I am imagining things, I said that I am imagining nothing. I didn't meant that everyone agrees with me.
Yes... you didn't wanna see that and that's why you gone here and banged Iowa.
...I am not going to forgive you.
First 36 for kys baron
>>6571180
S-Stop ruining the mood!
>>6571200
"I see the same what anyone can see". You kinda did imply that everyone agreed with you, so... Yep. You're just reading between the imaginary lines, Bela.
It was the best course of action. It's not like I could pretend it didn't exist for that period of time, right?
What can I say? The Statue of Liberty is irresistible! The Aloha State is simply enticing! Oh, and that's only two of them~
G-Guys?
Oh, I might actually be in time to join one of these so-called games people could raving abou- Ah... bad time?
>>6571253
If by 'bad' you mean 'really really inactive'? Oh, hell yeah.
>>6571252
We're not your guys, buddy.
>>6571253
You might be available, but there still needs to be a game
>>6571252
We're alive, I think!
>>6571253
No, no, there's no such thing as a "bad time" here! Come in when you want to, but don't expect everyone to be talkative! Which is kind of a plus, actually.
>>6571213
No-no-no, I didn't meant that, really. I implied that I am not imagining things.
I don't know. Maybe you should've just drag her out and lock her in your room or something, if you claim you didn't want to do that.
Ummm... what's that suppose to be? Are you accepting that you are into sisters?
>>6571281
That's what they all say, Belarus. Don't worry, I know what you really mean.
It's not like I can ACTUALLY do that, you know. Canada's still her own person at the end of the day, so there isn't much I can do apart from block my ears and scream. I'd get more stares doing that, honestly.
...Since when did I say I was into sisters? No. Those were euphemisms for the Land Down Under. Original ones, I think.
>>6571264
Just my luck... Well, could you let the one in charge know that I'm here and ready? I'd like to get started as soon as possible.
>>6571268
No worries, I'm sure something will start soon. Things destined to be come to those who wait, or... something along those lines.
>>6571273
Oh, I could show you a bad time. Ahem, I mean, bad times happen everywhere. It's important to look past those towards the bright future!
Get over here!
>>6571295
>>6571295
>>6571295