HG thread C U B E S

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>>6567608
>After a while of storytelling
And that's how I spent my last days in Babylon, agonizing from a grievous fever after raising an empire extending from Greece to northwestern Inida.

>>6567636
Then that answers your previous question, Nagato.
>Big smile

>>6567601
If the King of Heroes didn't refuse my proposal perhaps conquering the stars would've been possible for us. But a human lifetime is hardly enough to leave your footprint in in every mapped continent, don't you think so? I'm only a man with ambitions, after all.

>>6567652
To anyone mighty enough to fight back! If no soul shows up then I shall raise a worthy man or woman, to inherit this world I'll one day leave behind.

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>Garfielf enters the thread with a smug face
First four best cat

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>>6567831 (Muffet)
...Okay, yeah. Now I'm sure this was a bad idea.

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>>6567808
>The lich holds a small packed envelope
I would have you deliver this to Albedo. It is a report to keep her up to date.

Ships we want to see.
Hoshi x King Knight
Hikki x Kamina
Adachi x Classy Games
Classy Raven x Araragi
Bolin x Junpei
Yin x Kuga
Littlefinger x Junko
Shinobu x Sophisto
Ranma x Aquaman
Nowi x Sorona
Rin Tohsaka x Kiritsugu
Rin x Len
Michiru x Sleeping Pills
Tamaki x Goth Loli
Yuno x Aikawa
Yosuke x Maria Naruse
Subaru x Honda
Hajime x Aussa
Mahiru x a Home Run
Okabe x Koneko x Tuturu~
Mion x Putin
Wiggins x Zombina
Fuck x You
Shit x Post
Ta-class x Dog
Donald Trump x America(Not Alfred Jones)
Fumi x Adachi's anonposts
Vader x Tater
Saber x Burger
Naoto x Tupac
Yukine x Cancer x Parsee
Seth Rollins x Dean Ambrose
Baron x Copypasta x Shoulders
Shadow x Sol
Vino x Mercury Black
Rinoa x Risk
Sunset x Spike
Mirai x Asuka
Rick Grimes x Lucille
Luffy x Chris-chan
Nymph x Chris Hansen
Alfred Jones x Russia
Nepgear x Starlord
Booker x Chin
Ibuki x Noose
Smolgore x Monster Kid
Togami x Twogami
Cody x City x Jail
Ash Crimson x Kaito
Lala x Reigen
Erica x Hell
Ramlethal x Tuxedo Mask
Soviet x Airi's Corpse
Matoi x Satsuki
Shion x Day of the Feet
Muffet x Anon
Kerag x Vraeth
Souda x Alma Elma
Shorty x Cirno x Weed
Hunger Games - Games
Baki x GAINS
Stocking x ERP x Funeral Games
Furry Porn x Roasting Over An Open Fire
Ocelot x Horse Cock
Mokou x Big Boss
Hanekawa x Spitroast
Karen Araragi x Karen Kujo
Eggman-kun x Starman
/hga/ x /ofh/

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>>6567811
That...that's it! You could let me borrow your tanks for some fun! I'm not sure what I could do with them, but that leaves me with so many more possibilities!

>>6567831
Tch, whatever. Get the hell away from me. Looking at your stupid grinning face is pissing me off even more.

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>>6567860
Gus damnut!
>Garfielf leaves the thread with a sad face

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>>6567872
Why Aquaman? you aren't original...

>>6567870
Where even is she?

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>>6567875
I might be a shrine-demolishing heretic, but I'm no anarchist. The only one that CAN use my tanks is me. So short answer? Hell no.

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>>6567872
Like I said days ago, I'm married
I don't need to be shipped with someone

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>>6567890
Hmmm....In addition I desire for you to find her, that shouldn't be too hard correct?

>>6567860
Honestly, they should've, because you could've been greater and more. It's only a matter of time before you conquer the world, so you may as well map out the future. And it isn't hardly enough; if you managed to make an empire spanning from Greece to India, then what could've happened if you lived fourty more years?
A human lifetime can change the world if you try hard enough.

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>>6567898
An anarchist that doesn't know the first thing about fun...

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>>6567872
>Soviet x Airi's corpse
Soon anon. Soon

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>>6567913
I just said I'm NOT an anarchist, you idiot!

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>>6567860
And if you can't find anybody worthy enough to raise up?

>>6567745
Maybe some bribes are in order. People usually respond well to bribes.

>>6567781
Perhaps. It might also motivate them to achieve favored status.

>>6567919
>virgin
:smirk:

>>6567907
Not at all. I'll report back and let you know if she can be found here.

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>>6567860
Very intriguing, dearie. Do all humans have such an interesting and expansive history?

>>6567869
>Muffet drops the can while beginning to shake.
Je ne me suis jamais senti comme ça!
Pourquoi vous les humains gardez-vous toujours les plus grandes choses à vous-mêmes?! Ahuhuhu~!

>>6567875
Sorry, dearie, but I can't help it! Perhaps YOU need some caffeine for yourself, chéri!
Retirez le bâton de votre cul! Ahuhuhuhu~!

>>6567872
>not yukine x vampy
shit list desu

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>>6567927
Was someone else's thoughts no mine

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>>6567921
Well you're also a NOT anarchist that DOESN'T know how to have fun!

>>6567932
What does caffeine have to do with this!? All I wanted to do was to pull a prank, and all I got was some spider chick yelling at me in dutch!

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>>6567942

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>>6567929
Very good.
>The lich reaches into his inventory and pulls out a few golden coins
Here, treat yourself, faceless child.

>>6567952
n-no
it's not me...

>>6567955
I couldn't possibly take these

You need them far more than I do anyway

>>6567942
Yeah I know Mahiru x Okabe should have been on there.

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>>6567926
Oni don't like underhanded stuff like that, and as much as Reimu loves money...she still has morals, you know? I'm kinda shafted.
>>6567932
Well, apparently because it bothers you people something fierce, huh? And it's not like we ACTUALLY hid it from you.
>>6567950
I have plenty of fun, I just don't have an unhealthy obsession with childish pranks. I like building stuff, you know.

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>>6567926
Hey. No bribing

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>>6567967
Oh I know I was just messing around with you.

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>>6567979
Well don't! And don't check if it was me!

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>>6567978
Wouldn't work anyways, thank you very much for butting in.

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>>6567968
Fine, fine. Come back to me if ever you have a report.

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>>6567950
Dutch, Dutch, ditch, Adachi, dearie, it's not that! The language of romance, Français! It has been de nombreuses années since I could speak this...but this human "caffeine"...
c'est incroyable! Ahuhuhu~!

>>6567972
Bothers? Dearie, I feel amazingly happy!
Joie au monde! Dearie, where DO you get this à la surface?

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>>6567989
Looks like I won't have to.
>latches on

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>>6568010
Please stop! I really don't like this! Really!

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>>6568016

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>>6568000
Lady, you are the most caffeinated I've ever seen a person.
And personally? I have to go through a middle man just to get the stuff from the outside world, really.

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>>6567972
Childish fun you say? Ohoh, you couldn't be any more wrong! There are people out there that get paid big bucks to do stuff like that! If that's childish fun to you then you've got the creativity of a child.

>>6568000
Language of romance...leave it to a spider to speak a language meant for attractive people. You might as well speak spanish or something else. I remember hearing a song called spanish flea once. Maybe you could turn that into spanish spider instead.

>>6567878
That's a weird feline if I've ever seen one.

>>6567908
I'm going to conquer this world, indeed! But if there's another planet out there to dominate, I can only hope for my human body to last and witness the foundation of such future before it finally dies.

>>6567926
If I'm going to be the king of the world it's only natural to surround my children with the best there is. Education, arts, training! It's my successor we're talking about, after all.

>>6567932
There are many who have achieved greatness during their lives, but Alexander the Great is one and only one, little lady!

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>>6568022
Give a creature something strong it has never had before, dearie! Voir les résultats! Ahuhuhu~!

>>6568023
Attractive? Chéri, je suis beau! And you? Ahuhuhu~...
>Muffet gets close to the human.
...Tu as l'air fabuleux dans cette lumière, ma chérie~.
>Muffet kisses the human on the cheek before giggling and stepping away.

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>>6568060

>>6568060
Mars and the Moon, even if it isn't a planet. You're going to see great things before you eventually pass, and even then, you can watch from the afterlife. You believe in the kind of stuff, right?

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>>6568018
Eeeeeeeeeeh! Why are you doing this!? Are you even sucking!?

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>>6568063
>Nishitaka wipes the kiss away and turns his back to the spider
Get the hell away from me if you're going to do that! I don't know what kind of disease you're probably carrying, but I don't want any of it!

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>>6568023
Oh, yeah, big whoop, stupid TV shows, right? I couldn't care less about money.
>>6568063
Let alone from a species that has an exceptionally low tolerance for it, huh? I don't know what I was thinking.

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>>6568082
>are you even sucking

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>>6568102
I meant blood you stupid spider!

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>>6568091
It's not about the money idiot, it's about being known for making other people laugh and enjoy themselves. You can't tell me that's not rewarding on it's own.
But...you know, money isn't all that bad either. Imagine everything you could buy with the money you get from TV.

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>>6568060
Ah, I do not suppose you were the leader of the humans during the war, dearie. Were you?

>>6568085
Disease? Dearie, I am infected...avec joie! Ahuhuhu~!

>>6568091
You thought fabulously, chéri!

>>6568102
Ma chérie! Come, ask this human for caffeine!
Il vous fera vous sentir fantastique! Ahuhuhu~!

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>>6568121
I have some coffee if that interests you.

>>6568105
I just wanted to have fun.

Ugghh, who liberate the insects on this thread?
Gonna need A LOT of DEET to kill the insects

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>>6568121
So you are infected! You know you could get into some serious trouble knowingly infecting another person! You're lucky I don't take you to court right here and now!
I demand you tell me what it is you're infected with so I can get some kind of treatment!

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>An inconspicuous cardboard box crawls in.

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>>6568106
I got more money than I could need, anyhow.
Oh, yeah? You don't strike me as someone who cares for anything other than YOUR amusement.
>>6568121
Actually? I don't think I was thinking at all...kinda my default response to people trying to help me out, really.
>>6568144
Arachnids, not insects.

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>>6567972
>>6568060
Let us continue this another time. I must be off for the night.
>goes off for the night

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>>6568147
Shoo shoo! We already have enough spiders here!

>>6568148
That's how comedy works. It's about me finding enjoyment out of one specific person's misfortune so everyone can laugh. I guess it's like the situation where you either have to save one person's life and kill five people or save the five people and kill the one.

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>>6568078
Well you see, I'm supposed to be dead yet the humans of this world have committed so much to make the impossible happen! Such as bringing the King of Conquerors back to the world of the living! Afterlife or not, what it matters is that I was here and left without regrets.

>>6568121
Mankind's history is one long struggle from many different edges, which one might you be talking about?

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>>6568147
>tries to crawl under with

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>>6568158
Yeah, figures. Later, you.
>>6568161
You put too much thought in it. To each their own, yeah?

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>>6568161
K-k-k-k?

>>6568169
>There's only enough room for one baby spider.
Kee?
>Pokes out.
Ke-keee! Mama!

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>>6568132
Coffee? Coffee? Dearie, if that's caffeine,
donnez-le ici! Ahuhuhu~!

>>6568145
Es-tu stupide, ma chérie? Not a disease, of joy!

>>6568148
Don't think anymore, dearie. You had your best idea ever sans réfléchir!

>>6568163
Why, dearie, the war of humans and monsters!

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>>6568169
>>6568181
Please take your child out of here.

>>6568174
Why is putting too much thought into something a bad thing? We need more people who think deeply about stuff. As an engineer you should be the first to agree with me.

>>6568185
You infected me with joy...? That's not even possible. You grossed me out if anything. That and a hint of fear too. Your fangs could have pierced my cheek.

>>6568163
Then I don't think you'll leave this world with any regrets when... If you eventually pass, Alexander. If you're planning to conquer the world and unite all nations as one, then you'll leave a lasting impression on the world, that's for sure. You have a long journey ahead of you, you know that, eh?

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>>6568185
...You know, your head's probably going to kill you in the morning.
>>6568219
This kinda subject? Nah. It's not worth the effort, really.

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>>6568185
Yes yes taco bell and all that.
>hands the spider a cup of coffee

>>6568181
Hello Kee.

>>6568219
She has just as much rights here as you do so no.

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>>6568219
I paced myself, dearie! I have no intention to hurt you!

>>6568226
Ah, yes, but c'est un autre jour demain, non? Tonight, we live! Ahuhuhu~!

>>6568243
>Muffet guzzles the coffee in record time.
>She throws the cup at the av below.
Incroyable, incroyable, incroyable!

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>>6568219
>>6568243
K-k-k-kee!!!
>Hides behind mama spider's leg.

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>>6568226
Amazing. On top of being a jackass you're incredibly lazy. Here I thought I was an awful human at times, but you seem to be an awful human all the time.

>>6568243
She's a spider, so no she doesn't. You people are 30th down from us.

>>6568258
Even though I tried pulling a prank on you? What's your end game? I don't believe someone like you doesn't want to hurt someone like me.

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>>6568221
>>6568185
>>6568163
>>6568158
Thank you all for sharing a wonderful night with me, but there's still so much I don't know, and so little time!
>Flying chariot awaaaaaaaaaay!

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>>6568280
Endgame? Dearie, quel fin jeu? Can I not enjoy myself? Ahuhuhu~!

>>6568306
Goodbye, dearie!

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>>6568280
And you'll be the first below me if you don't shut your mouth.

>>6568258
I don't speak pinto.

>>6568270
It's just a spineless worm, nothing to be afraid of.

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>>6568243
...Don't tell me you're encouraging her.
>>6568258
>She laughs quietly.
It sure is, but I don't plan on giving myself an hangover anytime soon.
>>6568280
I'm a harder worker than you could ever know, kid. You shouldn't say things like that about people you don't know.

>>6568306
You're welcome, King of Conquerers. Have a good whenever it is over there.
When Alexander the Great tells time, time obeys.

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Umm who let all the bugs out?

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>>6568321
It's kind of weird to enjoy yourself when there isn't much to be enjoying. We're all just waiting around for something to happen. It's not exciting at all.

>>6568323
A-Are you threatening to kill me? You'd get into some serious trouble if you did that...

>>6568333
You seem fine with being cold to most people, so why should I have to watch myself while you say whatever it is you want to?

>>6568356
Entoma probably.

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>>6568323
Pinto? Dearie, qu'est-ce que c'est?

>>6568333
Can hangovers even result from this "caffeine," dearie?

>>6568372
Est-ce que je ne peux pas le rendre excitant? Surely this place needs a little action!

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>>6568356
They let themselves out.

>>6568384
It does, but do you see any action anywhere? It's a wasteland. We'll probably die of thirst before we see anything.

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>>6568333
I can't deny a fellow arachnid what she craves.

>>6568372
I prefer to torture more than just outright kill. Seeing you squirm and beg would be much more enjoyable. Don't you think?

>>6568377
She wouldn't let me sleep in her room.

>>6568384
I can't understand you.

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>>6568356
I can speak up just this once, I guess!
...Australia did, don't believe anybody else. He's been planning this for weeks now, and he's putting it into motion.

>>6568409
I wonder why.

Point out avas/avafags in this thread that you appreciate

>>6568425
Everyone.

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>>6568405
Well this is a very big problem, we could have an infestation!

>>6568415
That you Alfred?

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>>6568356
I don't know, but I got one of them on a mix of a caffeine rush and drunk at the same time on pure accident.
>>6568409
I regret my decisions immediately.
>>6568384
Well, I'm...pretty sure that you can crash from it. But that's for humans. And you're a spider. As far as I know, the stuff works like alcohol on you guys, sooo....
>>6568372
Because one of us is in a much more advantageous position.
>She smirks at him.

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>>6568323
Kee?

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>>6568425
Everyone for putting up with me.
>>6568444
Who else would it be? Who else calls someone "Australia"?
Get the bug spray, Garma, this infestation will keep getting worse as long as Australia's still around.

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>>6568405
Don't give up hope, dearie! I said I would bring the excitement. Did I not?

>>6568409
>Muffet steadies herself.
What is Pinto, dearie?

>>6568425
>Pretty much everyone in the thread, currently.

>>6568459
Ah, dearie, perhaps. Either way, it's wondrous! Shall we dance?

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>>6568409
Y-You w-want to t-t-t-torture me...?

>>6568444
What to do suppose we do? It has to be something fast because I think these bugs are getting a little hungry.

>>6568459
You mean me, right? I know I am, so what's your point?
>he smirks back at her with an equally smug expression

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>>6568471
You did, but how am I supposed to know if you're a woman-- er, spider of your word?

>tfw writing events and think that they are shit

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>>6568459
Why on earth would you do that? That's not healthy at all!


>>6568465
>Gives Alfred a big bro hug
It's been a long time Alfred, hasn't it? How have you been?

>>6568484
I don't know about you, but if things get ugly, then I am just going to hide in my mobile suit.

>>6568505
You are your own greatest critique.

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>>6568484
I'm a magician that builds tanks and summons demons for kicks. What've you got?
>>6568510
BECAUSE I FORGOT THAT'S HOW IT WORKS WITH SPIDERS. Even I don't have a perfect memory!
>>6568471
NO! Don't touch me!

>>6568526
Critique from others does help at times

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>>6568505
Can I hear 'em, or at least two? Maybe they aren't as bad as you think they are, or maybe I can give you ideas.
>>6568510
>He laughs, patting Garma on the back like every bro does.
It sure has been! Man, I bet that it's been two weeks since then! A lot of things have happened since I last saw you, I gotta say. Some good, some bad, but still a great time altogether!

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>>6568510
Is there room for two? I'll want to get away from them too. I'm way too young to die, especially to some freaky spider. That one with the big...you-know-whats said she wanted to torture me. Help me out a big and protect me.

>>6568533
What do I have? That's a good question...let me see your hand for minute.

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>>6568501
Do I not look like it, dearie?

>>6568533
...Ah, yes, I do believe you mentioned your phobia. At least we shall still converse, non?

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>>6568548
If you're going to touch me, I will STAB you before hitting you in the face with a laser.
>>6568566
Yeah, sure, fine. You...sure calmed down quick.

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>>6568533
Some egg head you are Rika!
How's family?

>>6568547
Hey as long as my best buddy is a ok. Maybe it's time for me to come by more often haha!

>>6568548
Oh great! we have a kinky spider following you? Hey man you are on your own in that case. I can give my pistol if you want

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>>6568566
...No, you don't. You look like a spider wearing a wig.
In fact, how the hell am I calmly talking to you? You should have sent me running for the hills.

>>6568591
I've never shot a gun before. Who's to say I want accidentally hit someone? It's better if you shoot it with-
Wait, kinky? What's that mean?

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>>6568591
I'm fine, dude, if not a little bit... I dunno. Is there a word for when you feel mildly miffed but still fine and happy?
Hey, it's been a while since I came back, myself! It's been... Two weeks since I last popped in, apparently! It was just coincidence I came by on the day you came back!

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>>6568583
I suppose it may just be my metabolism, dearie. I guess it all may have just gone right through me, ahuhuhu~!

>>6568606
Wig? Dearie, I'm offended. This is quite natural.

Perhaps you see something in me? Something...romantic? Ahuhuhu~!

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>>6568591
I'm an engineer, not an entomologist! Mom's...weird lately. Depressed, really, maybe even worse than I had it.
>>6568616
You think? Or maybe you've just gotten a hold on it, huh?

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>>6568616
R-Romantic!?
>without knowing what else to do he jolts over to the spider and pulls on her hair
Y-You're right, it is all natural! Either that or you super glued this thing on well!

>>6568583
I'm not going to stab you! Jeez, what kind of person do you take me for!?

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>>6568639
I'm not entirely sure, dearie. Perhaps I shall see tomorrow.

>>6568653
>Muffet slaps the human with enough force to send him reeling back.
Cretin! Do not do that ever again, lest I'm forced to feed you to my pets!

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>>6568606
She must get some sick kicks from hurting people. That's what I mean. She can't be hard to miss. I don't want her crawling around my mobile suit laying webs.

>>6568615
Truly we are kindred spirits. Just goes to show our friendship is strong. Say....how's that weird paranoia feeling you mentioned a while back, is it gone?

>>6568639
Did something go wrong in here?

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>>6568653
...Did you not just hear me? If YOU touch me, I'M the one who'll be doing it.
>She holds her hand out, palm-first.
>>6568657
Rrriiight...either way I'm sure as hell not giving you more of those in the future, I don't think.
>>6568666
Just the only other person she loves enough to consider a daughter not remembering either of us. Not like I can blame her, we're backed up against a wall.

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Hey! How are we all tonight? I'm feeling pretty good.

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>>6568666
I don't know about anyone else that're friends like we are, Garma. It's one-of-a-kind, nothing can replicate it!
Oh, that? It passed, and the event that was supposed to happen... I mean, it happened, but I'm still going on proudly! Like a hero always does, y'know?

>>6568678
I want to fuck u

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>>6568675
That's quite alright, dearie. As long as I can fetch some more caffeine from the other spider. Ahuhuhu~!

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>>6568657
Spider's can't have pets! You may be able to get away with gluing hair to your head but you can't get away with that!

>>6568666
A-Actually, I think she left. I don't see her anywhere around here, but now that other spider's threatening to feed me to her pets. I think I might have some sort of scent on me that attracts vicious spiders...

>>6568675
>he grabs her hand with a good amount of force and starts squeezing it.
Never mind my own mistakes, it's time to arm wrestle!

>>6568678
I'll be honest with you ma'am, I'm scared for my life right now.

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>>6568684
Too bad, you'll have to find someone else.

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>>6568698
Would you like to see these pets, dearie? I can assure you they will be happy to see you, ahuhuhu~!

>>6568547
(Player1) and (Player2) along with a group of civilians run underground into the subway station to seek shelter

A stray rocket slams into the side of the building (Player1) is standing under and is crushed from falling rubble

A wyvern swoops in to grab (Player1) and flies high into the air before dropping (Player1) to their death


There's just a few. Pretty shit I know.

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>>6568698
Why would that be? Did you upset someone? Depending on who it is, I might be able to help. Maybe. I kinda doubt it though.

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>>6568678
I got depressed and got a spider drunk. I don't even know what's going on any more by this point.
>>6568689
I have made a terrible mistake....
>>6568698
>She immediately lets out a shriek of pure terror, her other hand pulling out a dagger from her waist, raising it overhead.

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>>6568678
It's a solid eight outta ten! As they say down in Boston, it's wicked pissah! That's a legit sentence, right? "It's wicked pissah"?
>>6568709
Hm... Not as bad as they say you are, I'll be honest with you. I might not be able to write events myself, but they look good to me. However, I have to ask a question first; what's the theme here?

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>>6568718
Or perhaps a miracle, dearie. I have never felt so energized before. Ahuhuhu~!

Hitler comes back to live and rapes (Player1) to death for masturbating to futa images of his waifu, (Player2)

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>>6568724
>Nice hoshi pic!

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>>6568705
Y-You're enjoying this, aren't you? I have a huge problem with you showing me your pets! I know damn well you're going to push me towards them at the last minute, only to have them eat my face clean off!

>>6568716
Th-the spiders ma'am. One said she wanted to torture me while the other's threatening to feed me to her pets. The only grown-up here said he was going to leave me in the dust as soon as this turned ugly...

>>6568718
>he quickly let's go of her hand
D-DON'T STAB ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!

>>6568724
I still want to fu- I mean cuddle Aikawa

You win a cookie.

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>>6568724
>That was a good flavor of Venom tbqh.

>>6568735
I will not, dearie. Spider's honor, ahuhuhu~!

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>>6568718
You did? Well how well do they handle their alcohol? But wait, a spider can't process alcohol can it? That spider is probably gonna die. Oh well, nothing that can be done now.

>>6568722
I think you'd know better than I would. Good to hear though..Uh, how is the business?
>>6568735
Are they the drunk spiders? Somehow that sounds funny.

>>6568724
Fagit, Grimes and Zacharie are the only attractive people on that collage.

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>>6568675
Then your only choice is to go on the offensive. There's got to be someway!

>>6568678
I'm not. there's spiders everywhere!

>>6568680
You got that right! What was the event if you don't mind telling me? If it's something personal I won't be offended if you choose not to.

>>6568698
Uh oh, that's not good perhaps a shower can wash it off! If there was any here. Just make sure not to hug anyone

>>6568724
Not gonna lie im tempted to post a face pic now

>>6568678
You just missed Naga, she's going to be a teacher yeah?

>>6568748
>yuno

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>>6568759
You're confusing the hell out of me. One minute you're nice, the next you'e hyper, and then you get angry all because someone found it hard to believe a spider has hair. You make no sense, "dearie".

>>6568761
You too!? Gah, what the hell is wrong with you!? Don't you think it's horrifying to see some kid get eaten and played with by spiders!?

>>6568769
>he walks up and hugs the man
Huh? What was that? I can't hear you~!

>>6568785
Wrong

Try again

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>>6568785

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>>6568725
Don't start worshiping me, now. I still have a baaad feeling about this.
>>6568735
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ME!
>She doesn't scramble, but rather just outright floats several feet back.
>>6568761
It's not a normal spider. And spiders process and react to caffeine the way you and me do to alcohol, actually....
>>6568769
That person already doesn't believe us! She just thinks we're...we're WEIRD, alright!?

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>>6568761
I think someone might slap me for saying it, but it's wicked pissah anyway. It's natural!
...The business?
>Alfred looks around, before leaning in with a concerned expression on his face.
It's been shady lately, to tell you the truth. There was this fella that came up to me the other day, payed me seven hundred dollars for the good stuff. Something about him just rubbed me the wrong way, because he spoke with an Italian accent.
>>6568769
The event? Nah, nah, it's nothing special. I was just cut in half with a chainsaw by an ex-friend after you left, it's no big deal! It's been a few weeks since then, and I feel indifferent about it. Don't worry about it, life'll still go on.

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>>6568765
>Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

>>6568800
Dearie, I got angry at you because you began pulling my hair. Typically, that hurts.

>>6568813
I'm not worshiping anyone, dearie. I shall just thank you for introducing me to caffeine.

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>>6568769
Are you afraid of spiders? Spiders aren't scary, they're pretty nice actually and they are so focused and they don't really have many worries. You should try being more like them, it'll be better for you.
>>6568784
Naga teacher? That sounds interesting. Maybe someone will do something with it.
>>6568800
I think they won't hurt you if you leave them alone to their business, so just do that.
>>6568813
Oh, well it'll be fine then.
>>6568817
You think he was a mobster?

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>>6568813
You put your hand out, so it was obvious you wouldn't have minded this! It's only touching hands anyways! It's not like I'm giving you a hug!

>>6568827
>he starts tugging on his own and and winces at the jolt of pain
Yeah...I guess. Sorry for pulling your hair...

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>>6568832
Damn right, I thought he was. Looked like Romano but taller and more hardened. He had a suit, shoes as dark as the night, and had that aura of sophistication around him. It unsettled me. I gave him all the sherbet I could before he got real fired up and started a fight. I still remember the words he spoke when he left. I might need to lower the price range a little bit next time...

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>>6568827
Your definition of miracle is different from mine, then. I just hope you don't find some pure version of it.
>>6568853
You TOLD me to show you my hand, you idiot! I already told you not to touch me!
>>6568832
I wouldn't even know, I've never seen a sentient 'spider' get drunk, this is just rubbing me the wrong way.

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>>6568853
...Dearie, did you not know tugging one's hair causes the person to feel pain?

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>>6568870
...This ISN'T the pure version, dearie?

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>>6568800
What was that for! Do you have any idea who I am!

>>6568813
You keep repeating it to yourself and it will come true prove to her that you are just as good as she is.

>>6568817
Jeeez, girls am I right? Maybe having a crush on that one person I mentioned is not a good idea looking back now on how she acts....

>>6568832
I am a nice person, I'm a gentlemen. Spiders bite and they live in basements. I live in a palace. I don't think being like a spider is such a good idea.

>>6568832
I meant nagato mentioned something about her becoming a teacher of sorts?

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>>6568832
That's...actually reasonable! How'd you think up something like that so fast!? The only thing that's been going through my head this whole time is "say something that won't get you killed"! You wouldn't happen to be some sort of genius, are you?

>>6568870
Fine, fine, I'm sorry I touched you.
Could you please arm wrestle me, which involves human contact? I swear I washed my hands before this.

>>6568871
Let's just say I don't know how strong I really am,
Plus, think about it from my perspective. What would you do if you say some spider girl with hair?

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>>6568868
You wouldn't think Italians would be able to do much, but they can be surprisingly competent. This is a real spot of trouble, I wish you the best of luck surviving.
>>6568870
It'll be fiiiiine
>>6568884
Simple living is valuable training for becoming a better person.
>>6568887
Oh Nagato? I think so.
>>6568896
It just so happens that I am. You can rely on me as needed, assuming it's not as much as that Souda guy back then.

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>>6568896
...Compliment my fellow spider on her hair.

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>>6568880
NO. There's more sugar in that than caffine....
>>6568884
...As good as? What? Do you think I'm talking about a rivalry or something?
>>6568896
Why? And it's not a matter of cleanliness.
>>6568925
Will it? Will it REALLY?

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>>6568884
Nah, I... I don't blame her for doing it to me, but it still hurt me in a way. It's nothing much, though. The sun'll still rise tomorrow, right?
Love is a pretty complicated thing, dude. I think you fell in love with the idea of a person and not the person itself, you know what I mean?
>>6568925
The Ottomans would definitely agree with you. The Italians are smarter than they let on, and it's scary. Unless they're from the southern parts of Italy.
It's not nothing I can't survive, but this is definitely a spot of trouble I've landed myself in. Why did you ask about the business, anyway? You want some sherbet as well?

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>>6568939
Even more, hmm dearie? Well, good to know it is out there! Ahuhuhu~!

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>>6568884
Someone that'll attract vicious spiders to his being until he shoots them all down so there's nothing left for me to hear? Consider it strategical thinking.

>>6568925
Don't you worry one bit about that. Having to rely on a girl to save me is kind of lame, so I don't think it'll happen again! I may not be a genius like you, but that doesn't mean I can't solve most of my problems by myself.

>>6568938
...
I was told I should leave you alone by an adult, so I think I'll do that. I don't need some spider killing me and harvesting my guts.

>>6568939
To show you what kind of power I'm packing, duh.

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>>6568939
Of course. If they can process it than they'll just be reeeeeal sloooooow for a while.
>>6568958
I didn't really remember what it is you do, but I remembered you were important somehow.
>>6568963
That's some good spirit. Face your problems head on and fighto!

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>>6568963
Dearie, why do you still hold that conception? I do not wish to harm you, especially since we've been having pleasant conversation!

>>6568925
You think so?

>>6568979
Now you want me to fight them? I guess I can do that. It may not look like it, but I've been exercising every day. I'm building up some serious muscle.

>>6568986
Between you infecting me and then saying you'd feed me to your pets all because I was skeptical about your hair doesn't exactly ring pleasant to me. I'm trying to make this as pleasant as possible, but you're making this extremely hard.

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>>6568999
>

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>>6568925
I have enough training, thank you. I am the heir to the Principality of Zeon. I attended the best military academy humanity has to offer. Who are you to say this?

>>6568939
As good as a friend.

>>6568958
Haha I think you are right Alfred. It's just been so long since my family and my fiance died....I'm just really lonely.

>>6568963
Oh a little general in the making here. Either way, I don't even see any spiders anymore. In fact this could just be a ruse by you. That's kind of mean since I don't know you.

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>>6568961
....I
....
t's a plant.
>>6568963
I know a spell that would make me strong enough to pick you up and throw you, but my expertise is magic and machines.
And I have haphephobia, thank you very much.
>>6568979
Slow? She's acting normal now, of all things, actually.
>>6569005
NO IT'S NOT! You don't know what it's like! I just want back what I used to have, dammit.

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>>6568987
Yeah, that sounds right.
>>6568999
I meant you should fight your fears and troubles. Don't go bothering them.
>>6569005
Your humility is lacking.
>>6569018
That doesn't sound right.

>>6569018
What did you used to have Rica-chaaaaan?

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>>6568979
I'm pretty important, yeah, not to brag or anything. And not for the reasons you think! The Italians are just a thorn in my backside with this! I...
I don't run a business, to tell you the truth. I just sell some sherbet when I'm bored.
>>6569005
Wise words from the American Hero! And don't worry about it, dude. You've got your mates to help you out with everything, so don't rush into anything without a second opinion, okay?
...Say, you asked me about what happened to me, but what happened to you, man? Did anything happen to you?

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>>6568999
>Muffet sighs quite loudly.
Firstly, dearie, I said I was infecting you with joy. It was metaphorical. Secondly, I was in pain and did not know if you would go further than mere hair-pulling. Blame yourself for making it harder on you. Ahuhuhu~.

>>6569018
Ah? Perhaps I shall ask the Royal Scientist about it, or even the King. They are both knowledgeable about the Surface and gardening, respectively.

>>6569033
Bow can you not remember baka boat?
>bonks you on the head

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>>6569046
>>6569018
>That I somehow wandered all the way up to the first set of ellipses instead of next to the T where it belongs.
Why am I helping you fuel your probably-addiction.
>>6569033
Well, I never said they were a normal spider, right? She's an inherently magical being.
>>6569036
We were the best of friends, I swear it.

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>>6569064
Is that a bad thing, dearie?

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>>6569005
Like I said, they all vanished and the only one left is trying to make amends. Maybe I had some sort of smart guy cologne on instead? Hehe, who knows~?

>>6569018
At your age I think it's high time you get over it. Human contact is what this world is about. You'll make some enemies if you don't get over touching people.

>>6569033
Oh yeah! I knew that of course. Not that it's any trouble to me or anything.
>he starts flexing his arm muscle
Touch it and tell me that's not the arm of a future boxer.

>>6569046
>he goes back to ignoring the girl and hums, facing away from her
I don't know who's talking, but I can't hear them~!

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>>6569038
It's something else then. I'll remember, just give me a minute.
>>6569050
>is bonked
>In the face
Ah, stop that! How am I supposed to remember everything all?
>>6569064
If that's the case she can't be drunk right?
>>6569078
>She pokes it quite forcefully
How would I know?

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>>6569078
You don't know how phobias work, clearly.
And I already HAVE enemies, thank you very much.
>>6569076
I mean, considering I didn't even end that as a question? Probably. Just call it a hunch, alright?
>>6569093
It's not quite like that...I just think it's that she recovered from it, like...reaaally damn fast.

Is 25 events for the bloodbath passable for the time being?

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>>6569018
You just got to remind her how it's like to be her friend, maybe that will jog her memory up.

>>6569033
I am a pretty humble person, I care about everyone here and it pains me to see some of my friends die in some blood arena. But I think I deserve better than to live like a spider.

>>6569038
No not really, I just visited my family's grave and the sole survivor of my family...still what pains me the most is I was betrayed by my best friend....who I loved. And I still can't get over it.


>>6569078
Well that's taken care of. You know there are things far worse than spiders here youngman, It isn't really safe for you to be here.

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>>6569093
>he flinches from the pain and tries to remain composed
I'm not sure, but doesn't it feel muscle-y?

>>6569107
So you want to make more all because you don't like being touched? Sounds kind of stupid to me.

>>6569135
So far all I've seen were people with a bad sense of humor. What else could be out there that would make me squirm?

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>>6569107
Then she is no longer drunk so I'm still right.
>>6569135
You're not appreciating the simple things, you have to learn to do that.
>>6569149
Not really. Tell me about your training.

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>>6569093
It's something else, definitely. I'll give you a minute, just don't hesitate to tell me what you think when you're done! You'll win a cookie for it if you get it right! Starting... Now!
One... Two... Three... Four...
>>6569135
...God. I thought you weren't able to find out about what happened over there, though? Or am I wrong and confusing it for something else? Oh, well.
Here's how it goes. You gotta let go of the past and look to the future. If they had the gall to betray one of their friends, then they don't deserve a place in your memories, right?

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>>6569078
...
>Muffet uses a web to grab the human and spin him around to face her.
Listen, dearie, I'm trying to be logical but you refuse to listen. Stop that.

>>6569107
Well, dearie, I suppose if you see me speaking the language of romance soon, you will know you were right. Ahuhuhu~!

>>6569177
Bonjour

>>6569189
FUCKING FROG

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>>6569129
>Sure it is.
>>6569135
...She won't let me near her. She won't even humor me to talk with her.
>>6569166
It's weird, alright? Just...just confusing, okay? I didn't come here to take data on spiders.
>>6569149
What makes you think I actually CARE if I make enemies? Only people I like and trust get to touch me.
>>6569177
How do you even know that, anyhow?

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>>6569166
>the boy smirks at Yuubari with the smuggest face he can create
Heh, I don't like to brag, but I do upwards to 120 push-ups and sit-ups a day. I calculate it depending on how many times I get teased in school.

>>6569177
Fine, fine! I'll listen to you! You're not making this easy to admit my wrongs you know! Boys aren't good at doing that kind of stuff.

>>6569202
Atleast you cared enough to answer me, thanks Rika.

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>>6569149
Maybe you got lucky this night. My first time here I got stabbed by an edgy European scientist. Still this place is a death arena. But that doesn't mean we have to skip introductions.

>>6569166
It's hard to appreciate anything, when you see the horrors of war first hand...so many lives lost on my hands. I guess I am thankful for being alive.

>>6569175
Easy for you to say...We were just so close. Funny...It sort of reminds me of our friendship.
We both fought battles together, went through thick and thin. Just like our time here.

>>6569202
I guess you made a bad first impression...you could ummm try a disguise or something. An alias

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>>6569213
>Uh, no problem. But yeah, bloodbath really isn't that important.
>>6569215
I'm starting to think that what I need is a middle man that she'd actually trust. Shame that's a short supply, huh?

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>>6569189
>Muffet sighs.
Bonjour, chéri. Comment allez-vous?

>>6569202
My father and mother had both learned the language on the Surface before they were driven Underground by the humans. I had learned some of it before they...turned to dust. I suppose the caffeine triggered the memory.

>>6569209
Humans aren't in general, dearie.
>Muffet repeats what she said in >>6569046

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>>6569195

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>>6569175
Hmm..Oh, you're a war hero right?
>>6569202
But now you have the opportunity to, don't waste it.
>>6569209
If that's the case than maybe more meat should help you.
>>6569215
Oh, yeah. Wars suck, but it's all peaceful for right now right? Relax and open yourself back up.

>>6569227
Sorry I don't speak queer

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>>6569244
Queer? Dearie, it's French. There is not much queer about it.

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>>6569202
It seems to me you might be a big ball of angry because you make all these enemies. Doesn't a part of you wish to be liked by everyone?

>>6569215
A Eruopean scientist is scary, but a walking, talking spider is a tad bit scarier. They have fangs, webs and spooky eyeballs while a European scientist is, well, a human.
Anyways, if you want a introduction then fine. I'm Nishitaka. The pleasure's all mine.

>>6569227
So...do you want me to apologize again? Fine.
Spider-chan, I'm sorry I pulled your luscious hair. The sensation I felt while touching it felt astounding.

>>6569231
You mean you want to be my personal training? I-I don't know about this. I don't have any money, and a girl teaching a guy how to be strong seems backwards.

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>>6569231
WHY would I want to make use of it at all!?
>>6569227
Only some of it? You sorta sounded fluent in it.

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>>6569215
And they still betrayed you in the end? This reminds me of something, but I don't know what.
Dude. It's just... You gotta understand that traitors don't really... It's hard to explain. Listen. You have to disregard the past and look to the future. Dwell in the memories, but don't let it affect you, you know?
>>6569231
...Close enough! You got that right, even if there is a but more to it! How did you know, are you a psychic or something?

>>6569253
I want you to make that face when I cum on it

>>6569228
FUCKING FRENCHMAN

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>>6569258
I forgive you, dea-
>Muffet stares at him.
Are you...flirting?

>>6569259
Perhaps I picked up more than I thought. It's been years since those times. Forgive me.

>>6569268
...I'd rather you did not do that at all, dearie.

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>>6569253
honhonhon baguette eiffel tower

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>>6569258
I don't really have time to get more involved, but try eating more meat and remembered to keep pushing yourself a little bit extra each time.
>>6569259
Because spiders are kinda cool and finding such a spider is super rare.
>>6569261
I remembered, you're some hero and remind people all the time.

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>>6569225
Know anyone in particular that could fit the bill?

>>6569231
Yeah, I will say this place has helped me a lot with coming to terms...
Where are my manners? Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Vice Admiral Garma Zabi prince to the Zabi family.

>>6569258
Vice Admiral Garma Zabi. What brings you here?

>>6569261
Haha, with you on my side...I think I'll do fine. It's a process you know.
...
Thanks for being a good friend.
>Hugs

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>>6569290
I-I'm not flirting! I'm not to not get myself killed here!

>>6569304
Meat's good and all, but isn't chicken high in protein? That's the kind of stuff you need to make muscles, right?

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>>6569305
Call me Yuubari, like the river.
>>6569308
Right, chicken is a meat too.

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>>6569304
Correct, I AM a hero, and for good reason (even if some people disagree and honestly wished I was humble about it)! You win a cookie!
>Alfred whips out a cookie and tosses it to the boat.
>>6569305
It is a process, so it helps to have someone to walk you along the way. I'll always be there even when I hurt, okay?
>Alfred smiles, patting Garma on the back.
You're welcome, dude. Thank you for putting up with me.

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>>6569298
I realize you're mocking the language, dearie, however usually parodying something is an attempt to be humorous.

>>6569308
Really, dearie? Because a few of those words you used sounded quite...romantic. Ahuhuhu~!

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>>6569325

>>6569258
If I take a liking to someone, then that happens. If I don't, then so be it. I really couldn't give much of a crap.
>>6569290
What for? Getting all sentimental on me?
>>6569304
...She's right over there. Hell, she's around all the time.
>>6569305
...The person I hate more than anyone else that's also her best friend now...and an oni.

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>>6569305
What brings me here...
I don't know, what brings YOU here?

>>6569320
And what about nuts and berries?

>>6569325
Th-they're not romantic, they're words! Words are words a-and...words! You're reading too much into this!

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>>6569336

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>>6569322
Yay.
>She crams it into her mouth and eats it quickly.
I'm feeling tired, so I'll see you around soon. >>6569336
Is she? Maybe I should show up more often to witness this.
>>6569345
They're fine, but meat is number one. I'll come back to check up on your progress eventually.

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>>6569331
Dearie, that caricature is...quite racist.

>>6569336
I suppose, although I now realize it was quite silly for me to apologize at all.

>>6569345
Am I, dearie? I mean, really: "Spider-chain"? That is quite evident in and of itself. And those compliments on my hair...

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>>6569320
That's a nice name Yuubari. I take it you are pretty humble. Wish there was a lot more of that going around.

>>6569322
And I'll be there for you when you're hurt. If there is one person I trust my life with. It's you.

>>6569336
Are you on good terms with the Oni?

>>6569345
I woke up here after a kamikaze attack. I hope your situation wasn't similar to mines

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>>6569336
You're a real charmer, aren't you?

>>6569363
You're leaving already? But you just got here.

>>6569371
Again, you're definitely reading too much into this! If I wanted to compliment you I would have, but this was for the sake of my life!

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>>6569363
Probably. What, thinking of making spidery research?
Oh, leavning, huh? Seeya.
>>6569371
Not like you offended me in the first place, huh?
>>6569373
Eh, we're not on bad terms, I guess. And I suppose she likes mixing her sake with my own drinks....
>She shrugs
Either way, you can always trust an oni if they say something.
>>6569378
No, there's a group of OTHER magicians around here that call themselves Charmers, actually.
>She snickers.

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>>6569371
Je suis désolé...

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>>6569363
Sheesh, I know that cookies are delicious, but simmer down a little bit with it. You might choke, after all.
Leaving already? Aw. If you're gonna leave now, then don't let me keep you, okay?
>>6569373
For good reason. I'm not the hero for nothing, even if other people disagree and say otherwise. I'd trust my life with you, too.
...Say, that reminds me. Apparently, a few Anons think that you and me would be a good couple. Do you have any thoughts on it?

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>>6569378
Dearie, I have no intentions of killing you. And a simple apology would have sufficed, but you created one oh so elaborate and seemingly flirtatious.

>>6569384
I would never offend you, dearie, even if you do get into a temper occasionally.

>>6569390
Je te pardonne.

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>>6569373
Thanks, I think I am. Goodnight now.
>>6569378
Not enough time to really stop, see you then.
>>6569394
Night Mr. Hero.

What is the source of this girl? Search isn't helping.

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>>6569384
Perhaps you can relay a message to the oni?

>>6569394
That's the first time I heard something like.
...uhmm....
What do you think?

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>>6569415
>fuuuuck

>>6569415
which one?

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>>6569373
I think it might have been. I remember falling asleep in class, then waking up here once I heard loud noises. It's safe to say it was probably that.

>>6569384
I don't get it. What's so funny about that?

>>6569404
Haha, m-maybe to you, but that's not how I would flirt. I'm much, much more suave than that. Those were just basic compliment that anyone would've said to you.

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>>6569422
She's Miyano. She's very hostile

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>>6569410
Night-night, miss Yuubari.
>>6569421
It was a pretty weird experience for me, too.
Personally? I wouldn't want to fill any holes that happened because of other relationships. I don't have strong feelings one way or the other.

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>>6569410
See you.
>>6569404
Never intentionally, you mean. I'm way too easy to set off.
>She's In A Temper!
>>6569421
I can try, but...she only rarely comes around, and I've bumped in to the person I actually WANT to talk to even more rarely.
>>6569426
Eh, stupid puns and such, is all.

>>6569438
Source please? Thanks man.

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>>6569426
Hmm, anyone, dearie? Then why have I never heard them before?

>>6569441
Yes, never intentionally. I do not wish you get you into that mood.

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>>6569426
Least you weren't stuck in a middle of a warzone. Aren't you worried about missing school?

>>6569440
Oh...yeah.. of course haha! It would be silly!
....

>>6569441
You wanting to talk to someone? That's rare.

>>6569450
Tanaka-kun wa Kyou mo Kedaruge, I think.

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>>6569461
...
Garma, what's with the sudden change of mood? I mean, it's a silly idea, but you seem... I dunno. You still have the hots for the other girl, right?

>>6569463
I got it, thanks niggy

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>>6569410
Ah...take care!

>>6569441
If that's the best you can do pun-wise then I feel sorry for you. That wasn't funny to anyone but yourself. I guess this explains why you're not amused by my pranks.

>>6569457
Because you're a spider, and people are afraid of spiders. Maybe if you were human more people would be clinging onto you? The more I think about it the more it saddens me. You, as a spider girl, will be forced to live your life alone because of your deformity. It's a tragic story with a tragic end...

>>6569461
Asking me if I miss school would be like asking you if you missed war. It's a little roomier here with a lot less teasing. I might find a small hole somewhere in here and die there peacefully, which is nice.

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>>6569457
Yeah...well...eh. Don't worry about it. Even I realize how irritable I can be.
>>6569461
Pfft. Not if you know much about me, Garma. This is the person I consider my first, best, and up until I came here, only friend. Makes sense, right?

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>>6568132
W-well you can't
>when you forget to check thread while doing rgb programming

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>>6569482
...

You know, dearie, you're not exactly making me feel quite happy about myself now.

>>6569484
Have you tried being less irritable? I do not mean to sound sarcastic. I am just genuinely curious, ahuhuhu~.

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>>6569482
I never said I didn't have a crappy sense of humor, now did I? I'm more of a sarcasm sorta person myself normally, too.
>>6569497
It's part of who I am, I can't really help it. Best I can really do is keep track of it and try and cut things off before I do something stupid, you know?

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>>6569500
I understand, dearie. You seem to be doing an effective job of that from what I have seen lately.

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>>6569497
Tch...why the hell is this happening...
You're cute enough to find someone, you just have to wait around a little bit longer. One day they'll come by and sweep you off your feet without you even knowing it.

>>6569500
Yeah, you didn't have to tell me that. I'm getting the blunt force of it today. I feel like you're unloading it off onto me and you're giving me no time to recuperate.

>>6569493
>you'll never get vamp pregnant

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>>6569482
Wow you must have had it rough in there huh?

>>6569484
Ah ok. So who did you bump into?

>>6569474
Haha, yea yea...let's talk about something shall we?

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>>6569525
...I... Don't know what to say if it turns out you don't anymore, Garma. It'll definitely be interesting if it turns out you don't...
Say, who is the gal, anyway? You never really said much about her, so I have to ask.

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>>6569508
Shame I don't have that kinda awareness about what gets me down, huh?
>>6569519
Oh, toughen up, the alternative's relieving stress in a way more violent way.
>As that's said, she makes a show of putting the dagger from before away.
>>6569525
...Huh? What do you mean by that?

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>>6569519
Dearie, you went from "you will be alone forever" to "you will find true love one day." You are now the temperamental one, not I.

>>6569537
I suppose people making physical contact with you is one of them. Ahuhuhu~.

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>>6569525
Don't get me wrong, I'm not some bully victim or anything, but there's this girl in particular that really sets me off. She keeps making me look stupid in front of everyone and it's really annoying. I'm sure you know how that feels, huh?

>>6569537
Or you could, I don't know, seek therapy. That seems to help a good number of people out in all kinds of different ways.

>>6569556
I'm trying to make you feel better and you came back at me with logic!? How's this fair at all!

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>>6569537
You said you bumped into someone right?

>>6569535
It was nothing more than a little crush, looking back it's kinda immature. Her name was Satsuki, she reminded me a lot of my older sister.

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>>6569568
Dearie, I already used logic initially to reason with you. I'm trying again.

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>>6569569
Crushes aren't too immature. I can't blame you for having one, I've had a few myself. And she reminded you of your sister, huh? How so?

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>>6569556
No, THAT gets me angry after the scare, actually. There's a reason I keep threatening to disintegrate people, you know?
>>6569569
...Yeah. I said the person I want to talk to. Being, you know...the friend that doesn't remember me.
Man, I hate my luck.
>>6569568
Hah! That'd imply I needed it! We work different from you talky people from the outside world!

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>>6569568
Not really. I didn't attend normal schools, being a prince and all, but I think your situation does fit the description of being bullied

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>>6569587
...I'd rather you never follow through on that action. It would do no good in the long run.

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>>6569587
Could always be worse.

>>6569584
Where do I start? Strong,commandeering,bold.

They both gave off this vibe of leadership and sense of direction.

I't doesn't matter now. I am over it....

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>>6569597
Done it a few times here, actually. They always come back, you know.

Which Hunger Games do you want hosted today?

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>>6569579
Fine, then you're ugly and you'll die alone. We'll keep it that way for good.

>>6569587
Talk peo-- YOU'RE A TALKY PEOPLE!

>>6569589
Nononono! It's not bullying, it's...it's me letting her win! I'd feel bad if I won constantly, so it's fun to let other take advantage sometimes!