Murderous Games 161
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Ema Skye
>>6541781
Rohan Kishibe
Marriage Post
>>6541781
Nagato
Riko
>>6541781
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
Asui Tsuyu
>>6541781
Rinoa and Angelo
Classy Raven
Alexander the Great
>>6541781
Ririchiyo
>>6541781
Ash Crimson
>>6541781
Reigen Arataka
>>6541781
Kurumi
Yukiteru Amano
Hoshi
Mirai
Araragi
>>6541781
Muffet
>>6541781
John Egbert
Umi Sonoda
>>6541781
meme expert
Blueberry sans
Tape-kun
>>6541781
Peashy
>>6541781
Velvet Crowe
>>6541781
Space Dandy
Junko Enoshima
Hatsume Mei
>>6541781
Queen
>>6541781
Azama
Storyteller.
>>6541765
>>6541766
>>6541773
>My grave digs deeper by the minute. I wonder when an anon will crack and decides to unleash his shitposts
>>6541776
>Congrats
Nanu
Ulkair
Capra Demon
Eggman-kun
>>6541781
Memelord
>>6541798
Delet this, I won't let Vino take her from me.
Miku
>>6541837
>When you figure out where the Jar Jar Binks memes came from
>>6541839
>kissu
Ranma Saotome
Himiko Yumeno
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6541807
Cute!
Kanan
Tsareena
6 more.
>>6541781
Hajime Ichinose
>>6541851
>kissu
Is it officially time for the Love Live cj to arise?
Cinnamon Roll
>>6541756
Hmmm... Well they say you can never truly understand a piece of machinery until you can take it apart and put it back together with your eyes closed and one hand behind your back...
>Slowly raises a powertool.
HA! That's MY way of thinking anyways!
So how about you lend me that armor and give me a week or month or year with it, huh?!
>>6541853
AHAHAHAHAHA!!! My popularity is SKYROCKETING!
Emoji Man
Gray Fox
yuno thanks for host
>>6541865
Akiyama Mio
Santa and Rudolph
>>6541865
Gas the Horsefags
>>6541877
The hero HG needs.
>>6541797
>>6541787
>She sighs.
Thanks for worrying about me. In a...weird way. I won't keep you.
>>6541868
>dodges
Hey! You can't just throws things like that around you know!
>>6541865
Artoria Pendragon
>>6541850
Fear not. I am in no haste to wed.
>>6541872
I don't know what that is, but no.
>>6541872
That smelly circlejerk will never happen, anon. Miki will rise up from the darkness and crush all of them with her own two hands! Then she'll take a nap!
You Watanabe
>>6541904
let's do this!
>>6541904
Lucky number 10! All set!
>>6541872
>I'm still waiting for that true Undertale circlejerk.
>>6541904
Let us proceed. Ahuhuhu~.
>>6541896
I wasn't worrying about you. I only want to be sure you're fending for yourself so you don't bother me with trivial things.
>>6541872
No.
>>6541901
Crappy nip waifu fodder franchise. Cute girls doing cute things.
The girls are really cute though.
>>6541904
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>6541930
>You're a year too late.
>>6541930
newfag
>>6541872
Nothing will ever be as cringey as the dangan cj
>>6541904
I feel somewhat uncomfortable with this district.
>>6541915
(You)
>>6541930
>You missed it by a mile.
>>6541932
It's not like I wouldn't be too prideful for something as simple as that, either.
>>6541930
The true Undertale circlejerk was like last year.
We had Toriel, Sans, 4-5 different Papyruses, Muffet, 3 different Frisks, like 6 charas at the same time, W.D., and Alphys.
Oh, and like 2 Asgores
>>6541943
>I figured inasmuch.
>>6541947
>Astute observation.
>>6541924
>Puting Umi alongside the Aqours.
Shameful.
>>6541930
Dear god...we had one ages ago and it was awful.
>>6541930
>mfw there will never be homestuck cj again
I miss Re-class
>>6541924
It looks cutesty, so I change my answer to please no.
>>6541930
>>I'm still waiting for that true Undertale circlejerk.
Mate, I used Mettaton EX and Chara once, then i regretted it and erased those folders
>>6541904
HAHA! I'M FIRED UP AND READY!!
TIME TO SHOW 'EM WHAT THESE LITTLE BABIES CAN DO!
>>6541975
>Good.
>>6541982
>Re-Class
>>6541982
>Re-class
>>6541924
What? I'm just here with Riko-chan and Kanan-chan. There's still a lot of us missing. The others...well they're kind of what we aim to be.
We could really only dream to be like the µ's!
>>6541982
Ooh, I know this one!
What is something that nobody has ever said unironically?
>>6541966
"Prideful" isn't necessarily the word I would use to describe you.
>He turns and pockets his left hand, but rests his right atop her head and roughly ruffles her hair.
You talk to robots, after all.
>>6541966
>>6541967
>>6541974
>I suppose this is what I get for not playing the game until April, and not discovering here until last month.
>>6541975
>You can believe, Neard, you can believe.
>>6541987
>Why is that?
>>6541948
Done.
>>6541876
I can give you a spare T-45 to modify in the back instead. I can't step out of my power armor when people are around. Did you know that the T-45 were one of the first major successful Power Armor designs? For food upgrades try to use stronger and lighter metals or make the power armor frame run on less fuel to work on. As long as you can do it well I will pay you well in Pre War cash or a good tale. But for now I must go. The power armor again is over there.
>turns around and points to the T-45 and walks out of the arena
>>6541982
More love lives pls, they're really cute :3
>>6542019
Lame, I come all the way out to who knows where and there's no one even here to greet me...
>>6542019
You may be quite different frrom the Sans I am used to, however you are much less of a lazybones. Ahuhuhu~!
>>6542018
>F
>>6542012
Hmpf! Everyone has pride in some things, don't they?
>>6542019
>>6542032
>Go away /g/
>>6542019
Yousoro, I'm going to give it my all and shine as bright as that red sun over our paradise!
Buuut first I have to get off of my horse.
>>6542019
HOHO!!
>>6542024
...
HA! OKAY!
>Snags the armour.
>>6542018
> I will go down with this damn fandom, I will cling to it until the day I die, mark my words.
>>6542019
well, guns aren't really my thing, but i guess i can give it a try!
>>6542019
Seriously?
>>6541930
>wait a second...
>you are little asgore or the old muffet (or someone else)
>because i think asgore don't have those images
>>6542019
>Rides into town
With a new place, a new name! I start my new life as Yuki!
>>6541982
I miss Matoi
>>6542019
DAY ONE
>>6542064
The cutest character from Homosuk was Roxie i guess, and Caliborn was based on certain panels but that's all I could remember, Eggman.
>>6542064
>Ay man, how you think I feel?
>>6542071
>Smolgore. Shion gifted me his/her Muffet folder.
>>6542060
I-I've never been to /g/ :3
>>6542085
Criminy, I shouldn't have expected a Broadway show from this tavern. At least the beer's decent...
Oh god those jalapenos from yesterday are burning a hole in my stomach
>>6542085
If you wait long enough, dearie, perhaps the vultures will assist you. Ahuhuhu~!
>>6542092
>Oh... that makes sense now
>>6542065
Hey, you're back at it.
Well, at least it wasn't as embarrassing this time.
>>6542085
It will become a best seller, I'm sure of it.
>>6542085
Really should've stolen a car or something, and my horse is all tired now...guess I'm walking home...sigh
>>6542056
I suppose that would be correct. Be thinking about just what you have pride in, Kurumi. I'd like to hear your answer once you've given it some thought.
>He turns fully around and signals a farewell over his shoulder, before pocketing that hand along with the other and setting off to work on his next chapter.
>>6542085
This prank cannot be allowed to go further, I wouldn't mind building another harem like I did in the past but this isn't the way to do it.
>>6542101
They should be burning a hole in your rectum if you ate them yesterday.
>>6542101
Jalapeños *
>kissu
>>6542085
It seems a saucepan flying in the sky is trying to relay a message to us.
It reads: Ayy lmao.
>>6542085
That hurt more than it should've.
Now I know how Mirei-chan felt with those burns.
>You touches the burns on her skin and grits her teeth
Ouch. I really need some medical care to get over this.
>>6542085
That wasn't funny Alex!!
>Ranma beats Alex very hard
>>6542088
> Roxy is great. 10/10. Caliborn was a funny shit
>>6542092
> Undertale hasn't reached this level yet though
>>6542085
well... this is awkward
>>6542129
Ha! I'm the master of stealth, they'll never think to look for me here!
>>6542142
>yet
>>6542116
I...guess I do have to think about that....
>She waves awkwardly, and walks off as well.
>>6542129
nice!
>>6542129
>Alexander was playing space conquerors all night.
>>6542129
Well, at least I died on the throne.
>>6542172
Just like Elvis.
>>6542129
Aliens...? Now this arena truly has everything..
>>6542113
I was victorious the previous match which is why this is embarrassing.
>>6542129
With an outstanding 30 tributes removed the previous day, only 18 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
>>6542186
Papa Boooones
>>6542198
Fear not! The legendary Miku is here!!
>>6542191
You were? I wasn't aware, congratulations.
>>6542198
>kicks the tumbleweed away
How can I sleep with that thing? Give me my pillow back!
>>6542085
Alright Umi, this job isn't that hard as should be. and those mails aren't going to send them by themselves.
>>6542129
Hello! Did somebody ordered a packa-
>before she could finish with the order, the only trace of her seen was just a trail of burnt paper, probably from the unclaimed messages.
>>6542182
Though with a distinct lack of peanut butter, bananas, and fool's gold loaves.
>>6542198
And when I woke up, I got my fourth spouse. My soldiers will have something to laugh at for weeks, at the very least.
>>6542198
DAY TWO
It's probably not a good idea to throw your old boots at such a big guy. Today also has some missed opportunities, a bank heist.
>>6542254
I'll be honest with you, I didn't think you two would make it out alive, splitting the money wasn't part of the plan.
>>6542254
...I suppose it was I who had the vultures' assistance after all...ahuhuhu~...
>>6542254
We're gonna go shopping and spend it all, right?...right?
>>6542204
Yes? What is it that you desire?
>>6542254
Hmph. Throw away your own trash. Why would I ever want your second hand clothes in the first place?
>>6542254
16 tributes remain.
NIGHT TWO
Son of a gun soup. It'll fill you up, but it might come back out the way it entered.
>>6542300
I just watched an episode of Black Mirror that reminded me of the avafag sorter
>>6542312
Nice blog, idiot.
Aussa, I can't remember what Pot of Greed does.
>>6542300
Ah, always good to relax a little after robbing a bank.
Post sorters
>>6542312
Kill yourself.
>>6542300
My stomach will be stronger than this soup!
>>6542312
Nobody cares.
>>6542312
subscribed xdddd
>>6542230
Thank you Araragi. A shame you were not there when I conquered the horde.
>>6542312
>>6542300
>Pathetic glubbing
>>6542312
I want to be cool like the other people so I'm just stopping by to say hi.
>>6542300
THE FEAST
Sometimes going to the feast can be a good decision.
Like when you're on the verge of starving to death, it may be a bad idea to abstain from a free meal.
>>6542349
>>6542330
Knight, you mentioned something about a grail earlier?
>>6542349
>good job
>>6542298
I just wanted to uh...say hi. Andpledgemyloyaltytoyou
>>6542354
That's not happening, I'll just order some food or something...
>>6542353
Do you need one of my kisses, little girl? It'll stop you from crying and they're half off for the next hour~
>>6542354
better not risk it, i'm not hungry anyways.
>>6542354
DAY THREE
This one could also be referred to as Slide 9.
>>6542361
That I did, the miraculous artifact that supposedly will grant any wish to the last one standing, why?
>>6542336
Truly a shame, I'm sure watching that in action would have been amazing.
Anyway, there's was something I wanted to apologize to you for... I can't remember what it was, but I'm sorry.
>>6542379
Call me crazy but I think I'm being hunted...
>>6542379
...what the fuck was that?
>>6542373
Hello, faceless child, and that is good to hear. Better to come over willingly than over some rebellion, it saves us both time.
>>6542377
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP, YOU'LL JUST MAKE IT WORSE!
>>6542379
10 tributes remain.
NIGHT THREE
It must be tough being a loli.
>>6542379
>Her punches do nothing top his body, but it hurts right in the KOKORO
S-Someone give this little kid one of my treasure chests, I can't sustain so much of this psychological attack.
>>6542408
aw fuck
>>6542381
I was curious. I never heard of such an artifact existing and do not worry yourself, I have no need of such.
>>6542388
Apologize? Far as I can remember you have not wronged me in anyway. Even if it was something to apologize for it's all in the past now.
>>6542396
>his sparkle brightens ever so brighter
Oh~? Am I too much for you? That's quite alright after all. Most people here would feel the same way if they looked as a god like me too. You will get used to it once your eyes fixate on my dazzling aura.
>>6542408
I might regret this later on.
>>6542408
I demand another performance! Just listen to the voice of my people!
>"ENCORE! ENCORE!"
You can't just let them down!
>>6542394
What can I do for you p-papa?
>>6542408
Who's ready for a second dose of arena events?
I blame Mokou.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2theVkJGHp0
>>6542438
Sorry about this, but there can be only one winner in the end
>>6542425
You're not dazzling, you're...you're just garish! You've got some nerve, doing all those things you did without even apologizing!
>>6542436
Well, to start, you could arrange a cult in my name. That would be sure to bolster numbers over time. Otherwise, there is no immediate need. You are free to do as you wish.
>>6542438
>calls Riko-chan on her phone
You can do it Riko-chan! I trust in you to show them what we Aqours are made of!
We're all behind you, make sure to set full sail ahead and make the performance shine!
>>6542438
>>6542451
And there goes again, a reminder of how old fashioned this conqueror from the old world is...
>>6542452
I accept your apology~
>>6542438
4 tributes remain.
NIGHT FOUR
Riko sees a third shooting star and makes yet another wish, she's definitely hit a lucky streak this time around, but will it be enough to make her a champion? Miku's luck on the other hand runs dry as the devil inevitably gets his part of the bargain.
>Kamina plays all of the Love Live girls
Huh, really makes you think.
How many events should a bloodbath have to be acceptable?
>>6542468
I'M NOT! I'm DEMANDING one from you!
>>6542419
I know it's stupid, but it isnt about somethin I did, it's about something I thought.
>>6542354
Thanks for hosting Yuno
>>6542476
I promise I'll dig you out later....if I win
>>6542462
F...
>when you realize kamina would have okay taste if he wasn't a lolicon
>>6542461
>>6542476
>doesn't get the call because there's no reception in this yokel town in the middle of a dessert
No connection...?
Oh, look. A shooting star.
>>6542480
I wondered what his latest pedophile diversion was. Makes sense. At least he's watching anime in between bouts of harvesting child porn from the internet.
>>6542488
Do you want me to tell you how many apologies I've gotten from past people? They all line up regularly just to apologize to me. It's a nice feeling to know I have all these people who want me on their good side. You, however, were the most recent apology, so I shall do you a favor.
>he takes out a picture of himself, signs it, and then gives it to the vampire loli
Here you go~
>>6542419
You're curious about this magical artifact? Then I'll explain as much as I can! Only magus are aware of this otherwordly device brougth to existence The grail will select a magus, and this one will have to make preparations to summon a "Servant" out of the 7 existing classes. I, the King of Conquerors is one of them, and my current objective is to win the right over the grail, and achieve a second chance in life! We good for now?
>>6542495
>And then he's back to normal
Nice shot! Now you've made me consider buying bullet-proof vests for all my army!
>mfw I found a group of ifunnyer playing HG simulator with each other
>>6542535
Link? I want to join them.
>>6542523
....
Why would I want this?
>>6542524
It's pretty useful unless the enemy is using something more powerful than bullets
>>6542491
I would ask but I'm afraid to know what went through your mind.
>>6542524
So you wish to obtain the grail for a second chance? May I ask why is that and what of those who follow you that may also want to make their own wish?
>>6542542
Profile top left
>>6542476
Uhm, sorry for the delay... I found out I cropped to much of a slide and when I went back into Brant Steele it seems the session was reset so I can't get what truly happened.
But based on the next slide I can give you an artist's rendition of why might have actually happened, please enjoy the following.
DAY FIVE
TODAY'S BLOODSHED SETS THE STAGE FOR NIGHT SIX: THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN OUR CONTESTANTS WILL TAKE PLACE SOON. IT ALL ENDS NEXT SLIDE SO PLACE YOUR BETS
>>6542545
Amazed at how wonderful and free it is? There are many more pictures of me where that came from if you keep up the good work~
>>6542553
Good to see our boy D10 Male getting some screentime.
>>6542555
Not only did I lose but the budget got cut!
AVAS
SHOW FEET
>>6542526
It makes sense, she is a super cutie after all :3
>>6542551
It isn't something perverted, that's not all I think about!... And I wouldn't apologize for that...
>>6542571
This isn't the Day of the Feet
>>6542571
Hers a knee
>Garfielf knees you in the stomach
>>6542571
>>6542564
>the budget got cut
kek
>>6542555
ITS TIME FOR THE FINAL BATTLE, IT'S CUT CLOSE!
AND BY THAT I MEAN QUITE LITERALLY BECAUSE FUCK YOU AIKAWA YOU GAVE ME TOOLS THAT DON'T WORK
IN ONE CORNER WE HAVE REIGEN ARATAKA, WHO HAS SO FAR BEEN A RUTHLESS KILLER THAT'S CLAIMED THE LIVES OF THREE PEOPLE AND SHOWS NO MERCY
AND IN THE OTHER WE HAVE RIKO, A CUTE IDOL GIRL.
WHO WILL WIN!?
>>6542559
NO! I don't even know who you are! I don't want this in the first place!
>She crumples it up and weakly throws it back at him.
>>6542571
>
>>6542591
>pinches cheek
>>6542596
Not really, Spider-chan~
>>6542591
>he glances at the crumble up picture of the god. His facial expression doesn't change, but all of a sudden things feel a little depressing
If you wanted a picture with me then you should just say so~
>>6542598
Pinch my cheeks, anon~
>>6542502
>a tear drops from You's eye as the connection drops and her message isn't send
Oh...I couldn't even help or wish her my best wishes. I guess I shouldn't have tried.
>looks at the shooting star above
Hope she's doing fine, who am I kidding. I know she's doing fine!
>>6542571
Mine are super damp...must be all the water..
>>6542596
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>6542587
This slide isn't cut off because I cropped it myself.
CONGRATULATIONS REIGEN ARATAKA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM
>>6542574
Not all you think about? That implies that you do have a filthy mind.
>>6542587
Well done and thank you for hosting this match.
>>6542571
No
>>6542587
>>6542609
Well, congrats are in order so Congrats!
>>6541781
Yuno!
>nobody to fight evil by moonlight and win love by daylight with
>>6542603
>pinches the fuccboi's cheeks too
>>6542609
Placements, and thanks for playing.
Happy trails.
>>6542485
Um...anyone?
>>6542551
Do you see the world mapped in my chest? Long ago I wanted to conquer it with my own hands, but I met my end rather soonish than I expected. But now that I responded to the call of a Master, I have the oportunity to be reborn as just a single dot among billions! To once again begin this journy in this modern world! My soldiers, my borthers, my friends, our bond possess such strength not even death will make their loyalty diminish through the sans of time! My glory is their glory therefore a victory for me is aslo a victory for every single one of them!
>>6542547
The I will learn as I go! I cannot let this world and its marvels to just run over me like that, after all one day I'll govern it!
>>6542600
Well, dearie, it is.
>>6542609
Yes yes, dearie, get in line.
>>6542609
Congratulations, dearie!
>>6542625
Thank you for hosting, ahuhuhu~!
>>6542609
Congrats or whatever.
There, I said it.
>>6542632
shut up vert
>>6542621
>he slaps your hands away from his cheeks while he sparkles even brighter
Do not touch me.
>>6542625
hm, well 3rd place isn't so bad, thanks for hosting!
>>6542633
Oh, you have my vote then
>>6542609
Looks like an evil spirit got her.
Thanks for the game. It feels so refreshing to win.
>>6542610
>>6542612
>>6542635
>>6542636
And thank you all for the praise.
>>6542636
What a mess, the post didn't worked.
>>6542609
>>6542625
A satisfactory tournament, thank you for the service! Now to speak to our champion once he arrives.
host a fucking classy game
>>6542598
Cut it out, cut it out! This isn't funny!
>>6542603
Why WOULD I want that? You've done nothing but cause me pain, frustration, terror, and aggravation you stupid, idiotic, gaudy, arrogant, self-important, UNLISTENING JERK!
>>6542609
Congrats...you. And thanks for this, lady.
>>6542625
Thanks for hosting. And grats to the winner.
>>6542610
Just like every guy around my age, it would be weird if I didn't think like that in some occasions.
>>6542632
40ish
>>6542614
A-Actually, I have to go do something right now, so I don't really have time to chat. I'm sorry. I'lltalktoyoulaterbye.
>>6542625
I came back just in time to see this happen! Congrats to Reigen, and, like, thank you for hosting. Seriously.
>>6541233 (Ash)
Nope. Like, people just really enjoy saying stale insults like it means anything. And why else do you think you're here? If people are gonna point and laugh at me, they must be ignoring the huge joke right next to me.
>>6541346
>>6541418
If the two of you are still here - I said it, and I mean it. Her outfit is absolutely horrible, seriously! I've seen Sweden be more colourful than that trainwreck of a dress.
>>6542625
Thanks for the show, hostess! I'll be sure to set down a better performance next time! Yousoro, you can count on that.
>walks over to Riko-chan and pats her back and smiles
Next time we turn that two into a 1!
>a canister lands in the thread
>>6542657
I understand that you like me more than you like yourself, but the answer is no, I will not marry you~
>sparkles so bright it becomes blinding
>>6542684
Oh, my. Is it yet another one of these from the Surface?
>>6542663
>>6542587
o-oh.
>>6542684
>sucks its dick
>>6542637
>Wasn't me
>gave up on my code ages ago but what made you think that was me?
>>6542633
I see. If that is the case then you have some fine men under your command. Plan your actions carefully and I'm sure that in the end you will receive what you desire.
>>6542661
I'm 97 Araragi, alto of things wouldn't seem normal to me at this point.
>>6542669
Wowee did it really take you two hours to think of that comeback? You are pretty slow in the head huh? Don't worry you'll fit right in with the rest of em.
>>6542684
>Kicks it out of boredom
>>6542647
Well that was faster than I expected! Not even postulated as president yet and someone already recognizes my potential, good!
>>6542684
>Kurumi immediately runs away from it.
>>6542687
>She lets out a howl of pain, before blindly lashing out to backhandedly slap him across the cheek
JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!
>a Lannister lands in the thread
>>6542684
>Has war flashbacks
>>6542704
I can smell the loli boobs on your breath
>>6542704
Once I get my hands in that shiny cup it'll be only the beginning of a long, looooong journey, Nagato! Now If only that small goat kid was around...
>>6542684
Hey, where'd this come from? Is this one of those "spray-paint can" things they talk about nowadays?
>>6542708
Liet needed me to do something. It took two hours (as you can probably tell), and boy, was it boring. Reminded me of you, actually.
Of course I'll fit in with the rest of them! I mean, like, if I'm talking to you with no problem, then it's kinda obvious what's gonna happen here.
>>6542726
>Covers his face with a scarf
What is this, a stink bomb?
>>6542713
>is backhanded, but his expression stays the same
Speak now and then let's get back to talking about me~
>>6542704
Kids never change, with all that experience you should know that we'll always be that way, no matter the times.
>>6542684
>He lets one of his Meowth to play with the can, knowing they will give a damn about playing with it, and eventually ignore it.
They couldn't care less about playing with that thing.
>>6542745
NO! WE WEREN'T DOING THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
>>6542744
>>6542726
>Kurumi drops like a rock
>>6542754
...I don't even know what's going on.
>>6542756
If you're asking me out on the date the answer is no. I'm already in a committed relationship with myself.
>>6542740
Oh yes, we are getting along just find. Please make yourself at home, and don't be a stranger. I am going to love snapping you like a twig. You'll learn in due time mon amie. Everyone comes here cocky, but they all end up the same.
>>6542756
Heh, Krumy you didn't even breathe a mouthful and you drop already?
>>6542774
See, that's more reason to worry and ask. What are you doing some science experiment? I am not your guinea pig!
>>6542764
>This kid is giving you the meanest look possible, as she silently stomps on the crumpled-up photo and grinds it underfoot.
>>6542774
>>6542797
>Twitches in a heap on the floor.
>>6542719
You're just smelling your upper lip you filthy degenerate :^). I'm not a loli fucker like Kamina.
>>6542810
>he winks at you, shooting off a sparkling star that hits your forehead in the most cartoon-ish fashion possible
>>6542810
>lies beside
>falls asleep
>>6542810
>cums on your wings
>rolls into the thread.
Good evening!
>>6542797
These words just justified a second canister.
Have at it mate.
>throws another one near you
Any last words?
>>6542831
>Rolls the barrel down a hill
>>6542813
You and I both know you love loli chest you dirty pervert.
>>6542797
Yeah, I bet so. Y'know, you seem to think that you're going to be able to break me. Do you know who I am? Like, you say that the cocky ones all end up the same, yet I'm looking at you and thinking that everything will be alright.
>>6542831
...Co patrzę? Good evening, I guess. What's with the dramatic entrance, miss?
>bursts into the thread
I heard there were idols here.
>>6542852
I love adorable and cute things, not sexualizinh them
>Stumbles into the thread
I heard you fellas were in the mood for some brownies~
>>6542837
>Tumbles out of the thread.
>>6542858
Haven't. Done. It. In. A. While.
>>6542810
>lightly kick Krumy in the face
Wake up will ya? It's rude to sleep in front of others.
>>6542836
Yeah.
>Ash throws a wave of fire at the canister, blowing it up mid flight.
Try harder.
>>6542858
Oh, are you supposed to be someone important? You don't look the part and I never heard of you.
>>6542874
I do hope you're not infringing on my turf, dearie.
>>6542830
>There aren't any.
>>6542827
>>6542831
>>6542881
>Kurumi continues to twitch on the ground.
>>6542821
>She growls in clear annoyance, before pulling out a strange, roughly phone-like object, and whispering in to it like she's having a quick conversation. Then she puts it away, rips the paper up, and reaches up as far as she can to sprinkle the shreds in to his hair with a childish harrumpf
>>6542902
>misses wings
>cum lands on your back
>>6542887
Oh i'm infringing alright. Hell I straight up selling baked goods on your turf! What're you gonna do about it?
>>6542879
...
>Polska looks around wondering where the boat could've possibly rolled in from.
You alright there? I'm... Pretty sure you'd be sick by now.
>>6542881
I don't look the part, but, like, appearances deceive and stuff. And it's good that you've never heard of me - that just makes it better when you finally learn my name.
I'm someone important. Wanna know why? Because you're NEVER going to break me.
>>6542831
Good evening ma'am. Enjoying yourself?
>>6542751
I'd rather not think of someone who is much younger than me that way.
>>6542734
I wish you luck in your journey brave warrior. May that cup land in your lap one day.
>>6542902
>hugs while sleeping
>>6542865
Idols you say?
>>6542874
...Brownies?
>>6542902
Better get rid of this trash before it stinks up the place.
>Lights her on fire
>>6542915
I'll learn your name and forget it in like an hour. You are pretty boring and forgettable. Has anyone ever told you that? I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but this isn't daddy's house. No one cares about you.
>>6542929
Go away, things have been relaxing with you gone.
I heard there was someone to bull- I mean! not that I'm interested but I heard that someone is causing any problem on this place.
>>6542929
Girl idols...
>>6542913
I can do a lot, dearie. However, I am restraining myself until you explain why you are here.
>>6542902
Not sure what happened here, or that I want to know.
>>6542915
Maybe if I wasn't used to this sort of thing. I'm fine, really.
>>6542919
Yep! How about you? Having fun here?
>>6542940
Oh... Alright, well have a good evening then.
>>6542944
O-oh, can't help you with that then, sorry.
>>6542936
>gives you my dick instead
>>6542964
I can still see you...
>>6542912
>>6542928
>>6542940
>There is no response.
>Eventually the vanishes and reappears elsewhere as good as new.
>>6542956
T-the people throwing the canisters. They hate me....
>>6542941
Like the people throwing around all the toxic gas thingies?
>>6542936
I made them myself~
>>6542948
To sell my home made brownies of course! They're jam packed with magical goodness if you know what I mean....It's pot if you really didn't know what I meant...
>>6542964
...
>>6542919
Y-You're getting it all wrong, it's not about thinkig like them, or about them at all, it's just about understanding how they think.
Friend?
>>6542940
You cared enough to talk to me. And I'm definitely not boring if you're putting this much effort into getting me down. Has anyone ever told you about how contradictory you are?
...There's only one thing I can agree with you with. You'll probably, like, forget my name in an hour because you can't pronounce it.
>>6542956
Yep, but you rolled in from a barrel. I don't know, darling, maybe you should take a few minutes to rest before you talk with anyone. I mean, you must have a migrane!
>>6542989
>kissu
>>6542976
Canisters? Well whatever it is, this should help.
>Hands a gas mask.
Don't ask why I still carry something like this around with me.
>>6542989
You're looking for a friend? What does your friend look like?
>>6542991
Not really, I feel fine except for a little aching from a bump along the way.
>Yuubari
>>6542978
I don't know what "pot" is aside from the cooking instrument, although if it is as magical as you say, I may need to look into it. Perhaps it shall bolster my sales, ahuhuhu~.
>Muffet
>>6542986
Araragi, I never knew you liked older women
>>6542976
"Toxic gas thingies"? Can you explain it? My time is limited and probably I shouldn't have left the Shrine alone.
>Reimu
>>6542989
Okay, before we talk about friendships and stuff, I need you to... Take a few hundred steps away from me! How's that?
>>6543005
Exactly! You need a few minutes to rest because you're clearly in pain from the way! Please, Polska knows what's best for you. Take a rest and eat some Paluszki.
>Like, totally.
if dubs, squid kills himself
>>6543005
I can't carry this stuff with me wherever I go, it's too heavy!
...And there's no way I could sneak it past people, too.
>>6543013
I-I don't know. They're these mlittle metal...cans or whatever! And then they open up by themselves and they kill people when you breathe the gases in! It's like I'm the only person ever bothered by them, either!
>Walnut-chan
>>6542873
Sure thing, lolicon
if dubs, squid avfags his mother