tags: Hunger Games, HG
DRAGON GAMES 9 CONT.
>>6540489
Rolf is accurate. Mirei is not.
Garfief's plot thickens significantly.
>>6540506
You first.
i WANT TO VIOLENTLY RAPE MUFFET
>>6540536
Anon, we already told you about this.
Muffet is for tender love-making for the sole purpose of procreation.
Muffet is not for rape.
>>6540510
Of course nothing I've said will get through to you. There's nothing that can be done to change the attitude of someone with no motivation. Continue being weak for all I care, count on everyone else to take care of you for the remainder of your life.
>>6540525
People know that you're weak, creepy, and pesty. Consider euthanasia! Ha Ha
>>6540525
Garfief's past is known only to Garfief. Tragic, dark, and on Mondays.
>>6540542
>>6540536
This man speaks truth. No raping the spooder.
>>6540460 (Blueberry Sans)
Bones...?
Why, thank you, stout skeleton man! Rolf needs now chewing implements for Victor, so he does not gnaw off rolf's fingers as he sleeps!
>Instead of being terrified, Rolf merely collects the bones as they fall.
>>6540525
You dare mock the son of a shepherd? Then the son of a shepherd will mock you through his words!
Holy shit someone tell Vino to KHS already!
>>6540528
I can't use that to pay for that girl's food...
>>6540525
W-Why is this happening again?! Help!
>>6540553
Jon... whares da lazaga?
Pata pata pata pon
>>6540562
>implying he doesn't know half of us want him to khs
I'm not giving the idiot a (You) just to tell him that.
>>6540553
Can't wait for this ride to be over.
>>6540525
...
Maybe I should've picked that song Japan told me to sing instead of the Polish anthem. Like, this sucks. Tylko dlatego że wygląda jak dziewczyna...
>>6540551
Me? Weak? Tough words coming from someone that looks like a porcelain doll, darling. Go play with your makeup instead of being here, yeah?
>>6540563
Yeah, you can. Breadsticks can totally help you pay for that girl's food! Pay for food by giving them more food. It's a good idea, isn't it?
>>6540553
Storyteller tells stories.
So that's what country the old country was.
>>6540562
>>6540549
Keep having sandwiches.
>>6540549
....
It's not that I'm not going to try! It's just...you can't expect a world of change just like that....
>>6540528
Ich nicht do zhat.
>>6540587
I.. Intend to..?
>>6540549
I-I want Dio back next door.
>>6540460 (Sans)
Oh really? i think you are loser, you can't fight against me and that's the reason that you use tricks. Give me a fair fight.
>Chooses fight
I can't lose!!
>>6540525
>>6540555
>Meanwhile from a distance
That young man, he is spreading false information about me. I must put a stop to this...
>nomnomnom
>Oh boy here she comes.
>>6540587
And they left me only with the cursed doll. They know...
>>6540587
Zee ya bichws
>>6540587
...
Well, alright, then. Buh-bye?
>>6540598
You're not going to? Why's that?
>>6540585
Taking food as payment for more food isn't exactly a great business model, I'll have to decline.
>>6540587
Rolf does not recall. Do they have flies bigger than Papa's back moles in this Japan?
>>6540567
My nigga.
>>6540585
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
>>6540513
yas
>>6540593
My expectations are much higher than what most people are used to. You will either rise to them or fall behind them, but they won't be moving. You can quit at any time.
>>6540607
>I've thought about it but I'd never hear the end of the shitposting it wouldn't be worth it
>>6540621
Vhy yuo think?! Ist obvious more aktive, ich habe eyes too knowing yuo do!
>>6540587
Peace will be skipped from here on out.
Hikki made one too many enemies. Rolf, I'm sure your country boy blood served him well.
>>6540601
No idea what it means either. Someone said to tell you. Also, nice job not dying earlier, but brush up on your pool.
>>6540641
You could always try and if it becomes too much then back out again.
>>6540622
Alright, so you won't take that as a solution, but you have to pay her back. Then...
>Polska's eyes furrow, suddenly looking like they had the greatest idea ever.
What if we get rid of the concept of debt?
>>6540634
Please, I don't need to be told that when I already know I'm fabulous. You look like a Barbie doll, and your personality fits the role perfectly.
>>6540648
Yeah? Then why'd you ask that question in the first place? C'mon, you say you have eyes, and then you ask that question. Like, you really are a bit dull, aren't you?
>>6540655
...
I feel, like, really weird for some reason.
>>6540655
Rolf feels...faint...euuuuugh...
>>6540655
You should just stick to writing children's books
>>6540641
Well, yeah, but...it can't be overnight or instant.
>>6540655
Garfielf unleashes his secret technique. Potemkin busted.
Nothing else happens, but that's a pretty apt description for pretty boy down there.
>>6540633
>they start climbing up asuka
DON DON CHAKA CHAKA
>>6540677
Ich do nicht believe yuo should kontinue zhis line of though, Polen
>>6540677
You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
>>6540655
I lost.. To him..? This is clearly rigged. My coordination would never fail me against such a mediocre opponent.
>>6540663
>I just don't think it's for me, Anon. I'd like to but I really can't see it ending well for anybody
>>6540687
Then you've failed my expectations for today. There is no rule that says it can't be.
>>6540692
LAZAGA OVERDRIVE!
>>6540705
You can't really know till you've tried.
>>6540677
That would be even worse, it would put them out of business in no time.
>>6540555
HUUUUUUUUMAAAAAAAAAAN!!!.
OK, NO LOSING TIME TODAY AND GO TO THE POINT
>He pulls out a weird looking weapon
I SAYED BEFORE "SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT"
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BY FIGHTING ME!
>The weird looking weapon spits out a giant blue laser
>making a lot of damge to our body
HEH... HEH.
>>6540609
YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.. THEN IM NOT GOING TO WASTE MORE TIME AND USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK NOW
>Uses his weird looking weapon to spit out a giant laser
>sans looks tired
I DEFEAT THE TWO HUMANS AT THE SAME TIME...?
>>6540692
Garfielf claims another kill through "malpractice". *wink wink*.
Rohan gets back his pride. Not the best way to go about it, but ok.
We may as well declare Sanity dead right now.
>>6540694
Oh shit.
>>6540725
>Plus I've got a bad relationship with about 80% of ERP behind the scenes, I kinda ruined everything with everyone over there. I'd rather not rehash old issues. I'm glad to see someone misses me though it makes me real happy
>>6540692
>Seibah hoards the entire buffet.
I heard the buffet was enough for 50 people, only two of us are here which is more than advantageous to me.
>>6540734
You don't touch the face!
>>6540734
>Garfielf opens the chest sha and claws the heart multiple times
>>6540700
Or what, you're going to invade me again? I'm not afraid of you at all, not when I have Liet by my side. Besides, these are just jokes, aren't they? Aren't they?
>>6540701
And it won't fix yours either, so you should probably stop applying that eyeliner and making your hair look all bouncy.
>>6540727
But... You won't have to pay them back. That means that you don't have to do anything for them in return, it's genius! You can do that, right?
>>6540734
Rohan runs out of steam, and then is educated on all the parts of a saxophone in detail.
Sans goes for a 1v3.
Rinoa dies less from being an idiot and more from Artoria being smarter.
>>6540758
Silly Garfielf, you're a cat not a surgeon.
>>6540734
> A Riding skills will let me ride ANYTHING
>And she does so.
>>6540705
Well...well I say it! I won't force myself to do something stupid right off the bat!
>>6540747
Alright then. I just miss old times like the party at Dio's mansion.
>>6540741
"this giant doesnt seem to be aggresive"
"what if just big rock?"
>the small army rest on her and pitch camp
>>6540729
>damage
>your
>FUCK, NEED TO CHECK THE POST 3 TIMES NOW
>>6540763
I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're able to be stringing words into sentences now. You gave me the wrong impression.
>>6540763
Ich do nicht suggest yuo find out. Just in kase ich decide to retake rightful preußisch klay.
>>6540773
Apparently the only way we could kill Garfielf is through a broken event. RIP. This means Storyteller is also dead, and Sha survived the same death event twice.
Just fuck me up.
>>6540777
Would you consider jumping into a pond while being unable to swim stupid?
>>6540779
>I do too, Anon.
>I do too.
>>6540763
I'd rather pay my debt to them than make them go out of business.
>>6540781
(I forgot the all the songs to get them off my back)
>>6540805
Don't blame me, they sent you on a suicide mission.
>>6540822
>>6540805
Islam disuposted
>>6540824
Delete your post now.
>>6540809
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>6540729
>Rolf is thrown backwards and lands on the ground, bruised and battered.
Is...is this the end of Rolf? Papa...do not be ashamed...Rolf tried to be a good son of a shepherd...
>Rolf's eyes suddenly fly open.
Rolf cannot surrender yet! Behold!
>Rolf digs a can out of his pocket and presents it to Sans.
Papa's last tin of beans, containing the power of the old country!
>Rolf rips the can open with his teeth and devours the beans.
>He drops the can as he begins to shake. Suddenly, all his wounds vanish.
>In a superhuman feat of strength, Rolf dashes over to Sans and grabs him, lifting him up horizontally over his head.
DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE ROLF TEARS YOU TO BITS LIKE THE VULTURES IN OLD COUNTRY?!
>>6540809
YOU THREW ME IN!
>>6540837
You first.
>>6540805
Welcome to the feast. Rule one, don't fuck up.
Sha's lucky streak ends through his own stubbornness.
Stop trying Ash.
>>6540831
You'll fight Eggman one day.
>>6540830
>Stares
>>6540842
>Hell yeah dude I'm getting a bloey joey under my desk right now
>>6540847
And now you can swim.
>>6540821
>tfw you will never live on a giantess asuka
>>6540853
If I cannot achieve the "classy" status with this then this is it, my dress should be enough.
>>6540799
What, and I wasn't making sentences before? Like, you're really trying your hardest to seem all smart, so I've gotta give you props for being able to manage that. Keep spinning the same web of lies you were before.
>>6540800
Rightful Prussian clay? Please, Gilbert's just an unawesome hothead who seems to make himself the center of everything! You're fighing a losing battle! Wanna know how I know that?
>>6540819
...
But... Well, how are you gonna pay them? Like, how much do you have to pay them? Maybe I can help out somehow?
>>6540853
C'mon, we can do this together!
>>6540853
I was just doing my best impression of an idiot.
>>6540853
Final 5.
Someone didn't like the fedora.
It's a known fact that Eggman lives entirely off of the blood of his enemies and the occasional ginger ale.
>>6540874
You were pretending?
>>6540821
>the patapon, needing a new god and not being the choosiest of races when it came to such matters, make asuka thier new deity. The reifags will be purged
>>6540886
Christmas has arrived earlier for you. Take these and cut as many heads as you can.
>>6540864
Only barely, thank you very much! That's nothing more than just...just instinct!
>>6540873
Polen, ich kould ekonomikally und politkally krush yuo extreme easy. Do nicht test mich.
>>6540886
Ranma "Wrong Image" Satome falls to his/her death. You guys need to stop dying one at a time, jeez.
There's gonna be a quick interlude, hang tight.
>>6540873
Haha~ look at you trying to sound all witty.I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
>>6540886
Yes, were you too stupid to tell? Or do I need to bring out the crayons to explain it to you.
>>6540908
>>6540906
>Thats a lot of marriages
FEVERRRR!!
>>6540865
The rent is too damn high.
>>6540905
>The Golden Hoshipon merges with your leader to give him uberhero powers.
>>6540844
YES.
GET DUNKED ON
>Wink
>Sans throws the human very far away with his psychic power
NOW.... PAPYRUS YOU LAZY BONES IM GOING BACK HOME!
>Sans drinks coffe
>This gives 100 times more energy than normal
>sans succefully run away
>>6540933
HUMAN YOU ARE GOING WITH ME
>Takes the human into his house
Y'all are stupid
>>6540873
>Mirei takes a look at the restaurant check
A little bit over $500.00 USD... That girl eats a lot.
>>6540933
>>6540945
I-is that who I think it is?
>>6540933
Uhm...hello?
>>6540946
YOU'RE stupid!
>>6540933
Greetings
>>6540942
>places a good shot from his laser rifle into your back
Already enough slavers out there
>>6540946
you'll cowards don't even smoke crack
>>6540946
>>6540912
Is it just instinct and nothing more? When someone incredibly good at what they do is interviewed, they often answer questions in the same way. "It's just instinct." I do believe that, in part, that is true. It's human instinct to excel. However, it takes a specific mindset to follow that instinct. In that situation, I simply forced you to think in the necessary mindset because you had no other option.
Only the greatest of people are able to put themselves into that mindset and live in it.
Something being "just instinct" is only part of the story, Kurumi. Don't you think it's up to you to read the next chapter?
>>6540729
>Jump at the last moment
Woo!! that was a great attack but... you missed.
I told you, i have excelents skills, now. FUCK OFF!!
>Kick his ass
>>6540918
Artoria fucks with Poland and gets the sausage. I don't know much about Poland.
>>6540946
Yep.
>>6540921
Don't make me set you on fire.
>>6540922
Your broken skull and the broken flowerpot next to it shows just how convincing it was.
>>6540967
>Kissu
>>6540946
Shut up, Link.
>>6540957
Are you calling me a stupid, worst vampire?
>shoves garlic down your throat.
Say that again, I dare you!
>>6540942
>Rolf sits on the ground.
...Even Papa would not know what has just happened.
>>6540953
Huuhuu... That all depends of who you think I am.
>>6540932
You cannot marry Santa Claus, little army of...things.
>Bread crumbs falling off her mouth
>>6540917
And I'd rise from the ashes once again. Like a phoenix. I've fallen so many times, but I came back again and again!
>>6540922
I'm doing a decent imitation of you, aren't I? If you don't want to have a battle with an "unarmed" person, then the exit's straight to your right, głupiec.
>>6540933
...
Get a new outfit, because that one looks as bland as cardboard. I'll even buy one for you if I need to!
>>6540951
...
How much is that in Paluszki, again? That's not too many, right? Right? Maybe I can ask Liet to chip in...
>>6540975
I ACTIVATE MY POLAND RULE! IT'S MY TURN FOREVER NOW! SHWABABABABABA~!
>>6540975
Another Eggman-kun wins episode is averted.
Congratulations.
>>6540984
>squaks
>>6540971
>thanks to the coffee he drink it moments ago
>sans is more fast than light dodging every attack
>then he takes you to his home
HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, YOU YOU YOU YOU HAVE NO CHANCE NOOOOW
PREP-
>faints
>>6540975
Repel...everything...at all cost! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
>SWINGSWINGSWINGSWINGSWING
>but it was not enough.
>>6541002
Helloings Polan
>>6541007
cute birb
>>6541007
>pushes you down to the hell of blazing fires.
>>6541002
Nicht if ich deport yuor sorry ass to Russen und raze yuor klay.
>>6541002
I have no clue about how much a Paluszki is worth, but I doubt it's too much.
>>6540975
Yea, I totally couldn't get the part right. Maybe you can show me a couple of tricks right? You seem to be in that character twenty four-seven.
>>6541002
I’ve been called worse by better. Try to keep up will you?
>>6540939
>and so our uberhero was forged in rage, tsun and stress
IT BEGINS!!
SLASH
ADRIAN ROLLINI WINS!
>>6541035
The key is to not consistently be an idiot so you don't die. This isn't an acting troupe.
>>6540968
All I did was follow my urge to survive! There's nothing more to it, anyone else would've done the same thing! DO you always have to make a speech out of everything you say?
>>6540987
>Choking girl noises.
>>6541043
Uhm...congrats. And thank you....
>>6541010
Ok, that was cool and weird... I don't care he started!!
>Beating to sans
Now i only need hot water...
>>6541030
>cries for being pushed
>>6541066
I dare you!
>forcefully keeps shoving garlic down your throat.
>>6541043
Thanks for hosting.
>>6541068
>
>>6541004
...Like, I thought it would be a good idea to get some, so... Congrats to him, and thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>6541024
...
Oh. It's one of Ivan's lackeys. Cześć.
>>6541033
Please, I'll still come back, again and again - I've been partitioned how many times, now? Beat me down all you like, but I'll keep rising no matter what!
>>6541034
Breadsticks aren't worth too much, so I guess that, like, it wouldn't turn out too well. Okay, how much is that in Zloty? That's relatively cheap, right?
>>6541035
It's not hard to insult scum - the tricky part is coming up with something original, but how can I insult you if you've heard everything at this point?
>>6541068
But... It's super tacky. Seriously. Not even I could pull that off. You need a new one.
>>6541077
Psst. Shove it somewhere else...you know?
>>6541083
Is that some other kind of food? Have you been listening to what I'm saying? You can't pay for food with food.
>>6541068
Y-Yamashiro?
>>6541077
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gimmie dat garlik
>>6541087
Um... I don't know.
Will you help me on shoving things inside her?
>>6541083
>>6541078
>>6541066
No problem. Maybe next time it won't be so full of fuckups but whatever.
If you're around Rollini, I'll get your wincard out hopefully soon.
Later.
>>6541107
kys dumpass
>>6541068
Would you like a little story to pass the time?
>>6541083
Tell mich. Habe yuo ever hear tale of Roma und
Karthago?
Do yuo know was happen to Karthago? Zhe language, kultur, everything?
>>6541068
>You are already in his house
>too late for saying that
>>6541072
>wakes up
WHAT HAPPENED..... OR RIGHT THE HUMAN!. WAIT DID YOU SAY HOT WATER?. I HAVE SOME, BUT I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU ONLY IF YOU LET ME CAPTURE YOU AND SEND YOU TO THE CAPITAL!
>>6541077
>She passes out from having whole objects shoved in her airway.
>She's probably suffocating.
>>6541068
Uhm. Nice...clothes, miss...?
>>6541112
Goodbye.
>>6541043
So you weren't acting this whole time? Could have fooled me. I just tried to blend in with the crowd, obviously my disguise failed.
>>6541083
Haha~ You’re like school in the summertime...no class. Are we going to keep this going all day?
>>6541043
Rolf congratulates the man with the fine mustache!
>>6541112
Rolf thanks the host for these games of murder and joy!
>>6541109
No, It's mine!
>smacks ass
>>6541038
Oh my, now look what I've done.
>>6541066
Yes! Your urge to survive! That's exactly correct. The best of the best transform that survival instinct. They hone it, they learn to use it every day, every waking moment. They transfer that energy into something else-- an instinct to improve. Only bottom feeders simply survive. Surviving is not ideal. There is a term for the condition of 'apex preditors.' Do you know what that is? Thriving! We, as humans, all strive to reach that point of thriving, where we no longer struggle to survive. The ones that are able to do so consciously are the individuals that reach the very 'top,' as I have.
>>6541122
>drags your unconcious body to my DEEP DARK DUNGEON
>>6541132
pls gIIb gARLiiiiK....
>>6541123
I want to see your butt
Is Asuka like the protagonist of HG or something?
>>6541101
Nope, it's Polish money! If I can't pay for food using food (even if it is a pretty reasonable trade), I'll use my native currency to help out! That's better than nothing!
>>6541120
Yep. Razed, gone, assimilated, decimated - all of that happened to me many times, but I still bounced back. You've still got a long way to go before you can keep me gone forever, Niemcy. And you're not like Rome.
>>6541123
What an original insult! I haven't heard that, like, fifty times before! It's not like you have to keep this going. You can always just, I dunno... Leave, go away, tell ME to go away, end the conversation...
>>6541159
Yes.
>>6541159
the protagonist is (You).
Asuka is that annoying side character
>>6541159
More like the cancer killing it.
>>6541168
>>6541178
Here we have the anonymous antagonists.
>>6541159
See? It's true. I'm the center of everything here.
>>6541112
Sol, do you have the stats?
>>6541168
>sees your (You)
>wants that (You)
gimme dat
>>6541163
Did Karthago kome back after Roma destroyed zhe Afrikan-Punic untermensch?
Roma akkomplish zhis vith sword, spear, und wooden ships, imagine was ich kann do vith gun, panzer, und destroyers.
Yuor right, ich bin nicht Roma, but ich bin on skale vast more powerful.
>>6541163
Oh, I see, that's better, do you know the exchange rate? Could you do the math for me?
>>6541200
>no image
AAAAAAAAHHH
>>6541147
>She's probably going to choke to death imminently.
>>6541139
Well...well...YOU didn't turn in to this just at the flip of a switch, did you!? You didn't just instantly pop up at the top of the totem pole, either! I'm almost completely sure of that!
>>6541200
Uhm. Lines?
>>6541157
Keep wanting.
>>6541163
If you heard it that many times than it must be true! But I am actually having fun with this, I would tell you to beat it, but then we would have nobody to point an laugh at non?
>>6541121
No way. and why are you want to capture me?
You are bother me and i don't like it.
>>6541200
Girl, you're talking to one of the most fabulous people ever to roam this place. YOU don't have a sense of fashion. You gotta buy something good.
>>6541201
Nope. And you seem to be forgetting that the opposition also had spears and shields. You're not powerful in the slightest, and Rome still fell in the end.
>>6541215
...
I... Don't have a calculator. Can you help me out really quick? I'm not really the best with the things, you see...
>I have to go really quick, I'll be back in half an hour!
>>6541200
I have a tale about people who have helped shape the wasteland. The Brotherhood of Steel. You ready for it?
>>6541228
My HG story is some real Citizen Kane shit.
>>6541221
Hahaha thats funny, you dont even know who I am
>>6541247
Yes, feel free to paste the wiki.
>>6541228
My opinion comes from observations and time.
You should lurk moar and form your own opinions instead of wanting to be spoonfed.
>>6541200
HAHA!!
>The mechanic hero reaches around your shoulder and gives you a hearty slap on the back.
It's been a while, hasn't it you A-Class little hero you! Did you come down this way because you changed your mind about getting a costume upgrade? I've got a few CUUUUTE little babies I wanna try out on ya, HA! HAHAHA!!
>>6541223
It did take quite a bit of work, that much is true. But I didn't have a mentor. I did everything on my own, I had to learn every piece of information I know today for myself.
You, on the other hand, don't have to suffer.
Do not ask me to repeat myself.
I hold high expectations for you because I believe in the character you can become. I've seen it.
Experiencing a real rise to strength other than my own will be wonderful for my manga.
>>6541254
You're a faggot is what you are
>>6541264
>want to see rohan's sick hair but there's a blob of shit in the way
>>6541223
>Kicks you out from my dungeon without wearing any clothes, except for your headwear,
>>6541256
I was here at the start of the story and I've been the biggest character until now!
(You) being the protag is an oxymoron. I'm the best waifu, me!
>>6541277
I like you. You have taste.
>>6541239
LISTEN, IF I CAPTURE YOU I CAN BE PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD!, AND THE MONSTERS OF THE UNDERGROUND NEED ONE THING FROM YOU, ALPHYS DIDN'T TOLD ME WHY WE NEED A HUMAN BUT... I'M SURE IS AN IMPORTANT THING!. SO PLEASE, HUMAN. LET ME CAPTURE YOU!
>>6541281
>pats your head.
Alright, Alright baka...
You're the old senile sage who tells about a prophecy and will turns into a semen demon on the middle of the story.
Is that better? or you still want to be the annoying side character?
Fist me daddy.
>>6541191
Why yes, I do. I need to stop forgetting this thing.
Thanks for playing.
>>6541259
>No just gonna do it off my head. I usually use it for dates
>>6541279
>Dead from suffocation and lack of intervention.
>>6541264
Well...well what kind of believable story is instantly becoming capable of reaching your full potential? Who'd like going from nothing to...THAT like it that process wasn't even important?
>>6541327
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6541307
I wanna be Darth Vader.
I'm one of the biggest names in this place! I can't be a side character, nobody will take your story seriously but the newfags.
>>6541263
I have a man over here >>6541245 that is telling me that I need a new costume, that the one I have is ugly, do you believe it?! I think he's the one who needs a check..... yeah.. I want a new costume upgrade...
>>6541265
You will never know who I am, jokes on you
>>6541247
Brotherhood of steel? who are those?
>>6541327
CONGRATS TO THE HUMAN, AND THANKS FOR HOSTING
>>6541322
Did I tell anyone of you about a Protectron they made for sexual desires?
>>6541337
Did I ever say I expected you to reach my expectations?
>Tfw i left discord because Vino`s cancerous ass is flooding the place.
>>6541359
Well, it wouldn't be YOUR expectations otherwise, would it?
Tada.
>>6541339
>>6541352
Again, thanks for playing. I'll work out the kinks in the surgery event.
>>6541361
>tfw dropped characters simply because Aussa wouldn't stop annoying them
Cancer will be cancer, anon.
>>6541344
B-But in order to become Darth Vader we should make 3 decent to shitty movies that explains your backstory! not one, THREE!
>>6541327
Thanks for hosting Sol.
>>6541361
>Not having a Vino containment channel
Make me the new owner of Discord and I swear, I'll ban all the cancer and make a legit chat you won't get tired of in a week.
>>6541387
/b/, /hga/, /trash/
Decent, to, shitty.
>>6541300
I said: NOOO!! I don't care your problems and stop to bother me!!
>>6541387
Hoshi isn't Darth Vader.
He's Jar Jar Binks
First 24
>>6541405
>pokes boob
>>6541346
Hoohooooou~! Reeeaaally?
>Using her Zoom Quirk she glares at >>6541245 from a distance, but only for a brief moment.
WELL, what did you have in mind? Uravity, was it? Gravity Quirk? I'm sure I could supe you up with something VERY special, huhuuu...
>>6541412
You Watanabe
>>6541390
>>6541403
>you being in charge of anything these days
>>6541412
Valentine
>>6541387
We did get General Grievous out of the last one though.
>>6541412
Alexander the Great
>>6541412
Ema Skye
>>6541412
Rolf
>>6541405
OH... okay, human. i leave you alone
>sans goes to his room then he locks the door
>>6541405
>This ava is great if you read with a chinese accent
>>6541411
Bolin is Jar Jar binks.
>Hoshi is (le meme character because I'm in denial he's the protagonist)
>>6541412
Reigen Arataka
>>6541412
Asui Tsuyu
>>6541412
50 in '07
>>6541412
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>6541411
>tries to be funny all the time and fails
>thinks people actually take him seriously
>disliked even by his own kind
>tries to help and fucks everything up worse
>never shuts up despite never having anything worthwhile to say
You may be on to something, anon.
>>6541412
Ash Crimson
>>6541411
So a secret Sith Lord who was pulling the strings the entire time?
>>6541376
I expect the same of everyone, whether they be world-class artists or simple grocery baggers. I believe all people have the same potential, therefore I expect the same of everyone as I do myself.
Have you eaten today?
>>6541412
Ranma Saotome
>>6541414
I am very angry faggot...
>Hit his ass
>>6541427
>Laughs just as hard as the emoji
>Wipes away tears
Phew... haha...
Yeah... that would be ridiculous.
>>6541412
KANAKA KAGAMI
>>6541429
That's neat.
>>6541412
Himiko Yumeno
>>6541412
John Egbert
>>6541427
He's in charge of one thing: ruining everything he does.
>>6541412
Eggman-kun
>>6541412
Nanu
>>6541412
Santa and Rudolph
>tfw you will never be in Asukas top 10 Hg list
>>6541412
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>6541412
Hatsume Mei
>>6541412
Tsumugi
>>6541412
Hajime Ichinose
>>6541457
Then why would you have expectations about your expectations? And of course! I had dinner before sneaking away to here.
>>6541412
Kurumi
>>6541488
ayy bb ready for another photo shoot
>>6541412
Senshougahara
>>6541484
>cums on your eye
>>6541504
Hoooh?
>>6541412
Kara
>>6541502
It's something your mind likely won't understand. It's been several hours since then. Are you hungry?
>>6541522
that a yes or a no?
>when hoshi doesn't realize he's a meme
>>6541474
>>6541427
>>6541456
>>6541451
>>6541447
>"G-guys hoshi is calling himself a protag! W-we have to stop him!"
>"How?!"
>"Which character from starwars does everyone hate?"
>"Oh, I know! Jar Jar"
Sith Mindtricks nigga.
>"Y-yeah! Go! Post it!"
>>6541418
Yes, Gravity Quirk..
>She sits on a chair close to her and looks at her table
I need something fashionable, on point and optimal please, something ot make him stop looking at me with that creepy face!
>>6541539
>Tfw you've posting this in Novemeber 2016
>>6541542
I think you're more of a Han Solo tb.h
>>6541412
Tsareena
>>6541539
Autistic people generally lack self-awareness.
>>6541346
They are a powerful group that is known for wearing power armor like mine carrying laser rifle and plasma guns... The Brotherhood has backgrounds in the Old US military back before the war. The founder and one of the first Elders was Roger Maxson who made the Brotherhood along with his friends and their families. They had a hand in helping the Vault Dweller defeat the Super Mutants at Mariposa and helped out the Chosen One get to the Enclave. Our main objective is to find and restore Pre-war technology and artifacts. Right now there are two maybe Three different Brotherhood denominations. The Western, Eastern, and the Outcasts. For now I will talk about the Western Brotherhood unless you have time for Part 2. In the West Coast the Brotherhood is very reclusive and doesn't go out into the wastes unless it is for supplies or new technology. We have some bases in California since that was where we were born. We have a base in the Lost Hills in the Mojave that don't deviate too far from the original idea. Beware if you want to visit them if you aren't a fellow Brother or Sister, they have some xenophobic tendencies so don't say I didn't warn you about them being hostile.
MEESA SAY THAT PEECA IS A LIE THERE IS ONLY PASSIONA!
>he's not even the best hg meme
>>6541564
Woah boy that's some Wikipedia
>>6541542
die
>>6541558
Huh, this isn't such a bad post.
>>6541563
>Rinoa
>Le self awareness meme
Pssh, and these people are friends with Junko.
>>6541566
Top fucking kek
>>6541568
>>6541578
>Best
>Meme.
>>6541403
Shouldn't you be protesting your president's resignation or something.
>>6541572
They tell me I get carried away with the storytelling
>>6541529
Huh? That was only, like...two hou-
>"Four."
...Four hours ago.... I keep a few snacks on me just in case, actually.
>>6541585
>>6541585
Rude. I Haven't even memeposted today.
Storyteller is literally worse than Lambda.
>>6541586
>Hoshi
>anything productive
hahahahaha
>>6541593
I see. I was only making sure you had enough to not whine to me about needing food.
>>6541602
Hoshi's pretty paranoid and easy to manipulate.
>>6541531
Well, I'm busy with a client at the moment....
You can take pictures of me while I'm at work! HA!
>>6541547
HAHA! Creepy face?!
>Mei brings her face as close as possible to yours, noses touching.
This is the face of golden opportunities! Hooohooo, with a good power-up from your good friend Hatsume Mei you could be the strongest hero on the globe! THE UNIVERSE EVEN!! HAHAHAHAA!!
What do you think about rockets? Lasers? Nets? Huh? Give me an answer, HUH!?
>>6541610
Fuck off.
>>6541602
You don't think I lack selfawareness?
>>6541616
>I giggled
>it's another shitposting episode
stop
the
reruns
take this shit off the air who gives a shit
>>6541658
What truly matters is what *you* think hoshi-kun.
>>6541440
>Ava
>Chinese accent
You mean, if we read with chinese accent of if she use a RP the chinese accent?
>>6541645
Hey, engineer! Want to earn some good money?
>>6541610
He's pretty autistic but nobody will ever take Lambda's wiki dump crown.
>Hello there.
>Hello... allow... me... to... play... you... the... song... of... my... people... (insert wall of text copypasted directly from the character wiki)
>>6541619
Hey! I've still seen a few vending machines around here! Just because I've never used one doesn't mean I don't know how they work!
>hoshi thought he was going to save when he can't even save himself
>>6541676
Do you have money for them?
>>6541668
Same to *you*.
>>6541670
The avafag behind it thinks the bad english is bad for RP, but I think it's pretty nice and feels exotic.
>>6541681
Save what?
>>6541672
I'M LISTENING!
>generic soldier
>unsolicited replies
>Fallout obsession
storyteller is soviet, calling it now
>>6541663
My fanclub, who else?
>>6541645
i'm digging the close ups babe, keep up the good work
>>6541695
Nah, they write too well for Soviet's level of education.
>>6541708
Soviet's more literate than he lets on in thread
>>6541688
>hoshi thought he was going to save hg when he can't even save himself
fixed it since you are too autistic to figure out the missing letters
>>6541684
Money's one of the few things that I've got in spades.
>>6541708
That's only because he copy pastes from the wiki
I unironically enjoy emojis
>>6541716
>mfw you bait the anon into reposting his shitty b8
>Well, not so shitty cause I replied
Oh wait! It's that time!
I PLAY MY PUPPET CARD!
#KEEPDANCINGPUPPET
#MADEYAPOST
>>6541688
That's happen when somebody RP an ava with other nationality. looks like really he doesn't know how to speak english like the ava.
>>6541691
If you can modify my power armor you earn it.
>>6541695
>>6541708
>>6541712
>You must be Sherlocks. The anon figured it out
>>6541756
Soviet why!!?
>>6541743
you truly are the ultimate cancer here
>when hoshi thinks he's better than others but you remember his letter of autism
>>6541750
So I was saying it's fun to read it in a chinese accent.
>>6541756
Omfg
>>6541761
>I just gained intrest and wanted to try it and have fun
>>6541756
Fucking shit, man.
>>6541763
>bringing up the letter again
>Tfw feel bad you weren't mentioned
>Tfw Hoshi never thought about you in bootcamp
>>6541756
You were here long enough to see Soviet pick up another ava
>>6541775
You'll never be his evangelion, anon.
Unless you sick his dick on steamchat, of course.
>>6541720
Then I suppose you've got everything figured out relatively fine. I have manga to work on, regardless. If there's nothing else you need then I'll be on my way.
>>6541763
>falling back to the letter
If there was ever a sign that's you're running out of shit to say.
>>6541688
I already know that.
>kissu though