HG...home
First for idol appreciation
>>6543047
First for you're gay
>>6543033
at least it was before I fucked everything up
>>6542976
Nice trick. You are gonna have to show me that sometime.
>>6542991
Oh, if you think I would waste the effort on even remotely trying to put you down, you are wrong.
Perhaps you are just too stupid to understand. You have my pity.
>>6542989
>The Mimikyu looks surprised to see someone bending down to kiss it.
F-Friend!
>>6543005
Friend! You friend!
>>6543020
>The small Mimikyu walks away with a tear in its eyes
>>6543033
>>6543008
O-Of course you didn't, everyone here thinks I only like little girls...
>>6543020
It's not that bad, hardly bothersome at all. >>6543027
What are you talking about, it's not very heavy at all.
Does anyone have hot water?
>>6543066
Okay, that one was pretty good.
>>6543072
Piss is hot water.
>>6543072
>gropes
>>6543006
If you want I can teach you my recipe.
>>6543056
Are you interested~?
>>6543082
Ranma is not for pissing on. That's why we have Rika.
>>6543067
Is that so?
>>6542956
I was victorious earlier so yes, my spirits have been raised some.
>>6542986
I understand them perfectly fine Araragi. I will become a teacher and caretaker one day so understanding others is something I do well.
>>6543037
>Fight me faggot I ain't like Kamemea
>>6543063
Oh, you want to be my friend? I don't see why not. I'm Yuubari, what's your name little guy?
>>6543062
I...it's just....
>Cough cough.
This place.
>>6543071
It is for me! I'm...TINY!
>>6543067
You do like little girls
Like doll chan and nobu and snail
>>6543085
That would be greatly appreciated, ahuhuhu~.
>>6543062
Then what are you doing, just saying words because you can? Puh-lease. You're just like Prussia.
Perhaps you're too stupid to understand what you're even saying. You have my pity.
>>6543063
...Ninety-seven...
>Polska seems to be actually counting the steps the little disguise takes, smiling when it reaches a hundred.
Hey, that's good enough! Done! Now, what was that about friendship before?
>>6543071
That's what they all say, then they collapse five minutes later just because they were unaware of what was happening! Please, there's no need to lie to me.
>>6543027
Eh? Those things? but it seems to be very harmless.
>She picks up one of the canisters near of the girl.
...There has to be a reason of why said cans are attacking you
>>6543072
Find me something to make tea. then I'll help you with your silly request.
>>6543097
Those three are mine. He isn't allowed to touch them.
>>6543089
How does this make you feel?
>>6543089
That's great. Anyway, if you're going to fit into your new role, I'm going to need you to learn how to do so. It will take a lot of dedication, but I'm sure you'll be up to the task and I'll be around to support you.
>>6543096
Just how tiny would you be that something like this would be heavy? You don't seem that small.
>>6543091
Mimikyu!
>The costumed Pokemon nods its "head", jumping off the ground a bit with happiness.
>>6543099
>The disguised Pokemon continues walking away
Faito dayo!
>>6543088
It's not exactly a lie, but of course I'd always prefer a girl of my age.
>>6543089
I expected you to, that's where I wanted to get, that's what I wanted to apologize for, I didn't know you wanted to be a teacher, and I never asked.
>>6543097
Y-Yeah, b-bt they all are technically older than me.
>>6543104
Shut up, Subby, you didn't agree to my terms, the deal is off.
>>6543047
>she salutes the boy
Yousoro, I wholeheartedly agree with that!
But don't just keep it to one group! The world of a school idol is really hard.
>>6543136
Do you want to eat your words later or now?
>>6543136
You're a greedy little jerk if you can't send me my part of the deal. Now I'll have to use a real bed, covers and a pillow instead of them. I hope you're happy making me suffer.
>>6543111
Like so.
>with all her might she decks the anon right in the face
>>6543100
Well, they are now that there's nothing left in them! I don't know, it's the people behind them! Some...some really mean German people.
>>6543119
I'm not even five feet....
>>6543099
Geez, you're worrying too much. Alright, I'll sit down for a bit.
>>6543124
It's nice to meet you. Do you like tangerines? I have some with me if you want a few.
>>6543096
Oh, so you have no redeeming qualities. Shameful
>>6543099
Prussia?
>Face palms
You're another one of those talking countries again aren't you? And a mentally handicap one to boot.
>>6543156
>the anon was actually a cute loli
>you are now lolicon and a loli abuser
>>6543083
Stop touching me!!
>Hits his face
>>6543082
No piss, clean "water"
>>6543100
Where will I find a shop to buy tea?
I dreamt that I was a 10/10 hot lesbian grill with a good friend. Some chastised cucboi tried to fuck us, and in the end I just tormented him by sucking piss out of my friend's vagoo
Am I normal?
>>6543178
Painfully so.
>>6543178
ok furry porn
>>6543124
...Hey, I said... HEY! Did you not hear me before? I said that you had to take a hundred steps and THEN we can talk! Maybe I shouldn't have been so mean to it...
>>6543159
Nuh-uh, this is just a necessary precaution to take when you roll in a barrel down to this place! Take all the time you need!
>>6543162
Why would it matter if I was one or not? This is about you and your inability to comprehend what you're saying. You're one to talk about being handicapped when you were probably dropped on your head as a child.
>>6543159
>The Mimikyu doesn't know what she means, but it's only after it sees the round, orange fruit that it walks over to Yuubari.
>>6543150
H-Huh? W-Where did I go wrong now?
>>6543153
I am happy that I get to foil your weird plans, you creep...
>>6543193
Creep!? You just admitted to liking them! You're calling the kettle black, shithead!
>>6543193
You were trying to act smart and try to sweet talk me weren't you?
>>6543158
You look to me like you're at least 137cm. >>6543186
I'm a lot tougher than I seem, so it really did more damage to the barrel than myself.
>>6543191
>She peels one of her tangerines and presents it to the small creature.
Is this alright?
>>6543186
Look who is using the tasteless insults now. Not only are you mentally incapable, but you are also a hypocrite. I had enough of you countries, why don't do what you guys do best and kill each other?
>>6543169
>don't do this to me man
>>6543136
It is a role I am best suited for given my current age. Plus all the little ones look up to me as a friend or mother figure so that helps as well.
>>6543119
I will do what it takes ma'am. I will accomplish any task that you may give me and i hope you have faith in my abilities.
>imagines carrying the children on her shoulders
>>6543162
I know my way around technology....
>>6543221
Well, uhm...yeah! That's not five feet, either!
>>6543252
>The cute loli starts crying and holding her nose, which blood is gushing from
>>6543089
Kys lolicon
>>6543252
Being a lolicon isn't anything to be ashamed of (unless you're gross about it like Kamina).
Loli is love, loli is life.
>>6543221
But, from how you worded it, you still took damage, didn't ya? If you want me to stop worrying, you have to word it better. It's simple, really.
>>6543240
Fight fire with fire. Don't be trying to play the good guy and the right one now when you started by saying that I should consider euthanasia.
And you know what? If you dislike us so much, how about you just do yourself a favour and leave? If you're not as dumb as you say you are, you can be the bigger person and go away.
>>6543158
German? You're not helping with that. but I assume you're trying to mean someone coming from the outside, didn't you?
Although, knowing the Youkai from your kind, they surely had a reason for attacking you, right?
>>6543172
I have the herbs for making a couple of cups... Just I forgot to bring the kettle for mixing it with water and then heat it.
Oh well... Next time I'll need a reminder to bring my stuff here.
>She suddenly notices the girl alongside her.
Huh? What did you need? Hot water?
>>6543282
Kys lolicon
>>6543295
Kys normie
>>6543252
That's great to hear, I knew I could depend on you. It may be a bit rough, but I'm sure you'll get through. So where would you like to go to learn? The college I went to wasn't all that expensive and it's close to home, but the entrance exam is no joke.
>>6543261
If I can carry it around no problem, I'm sure you could too.
>>6543283
Any and all damage sustained in the barrel was superficial.
>>6543261
So does your average dumb mechanic. Not very special...
>>6543283
Hah! No, I enjoy it here, but you people are a nuisance sometimes. Iggy,Rusky and Alfy are okay...but you are as likable as a roach.
>tfw a gang of lolis will prompt you into their van with beer and rock music only to force you to pat their heads
>>6543318
Kys lolicon
>>6543221
>Its eyes sparkle, and a large shadowy hand snatches the peeled fruit in a seamlessly quick motion, dragging it underneath its Pikachu veil. The noises it's making while eating its halfway between cute and frightening, but as it finishes its food, it seems very happy, being given such delicious food.
Friend~!
>>6543318
That sounds amazing. Minus the beer part, beer is gross.
>>6543318
I don't think lolis should be chugging beers and listening to rock music in some creepy van, anon.
>>6543323
It eats through its anus?
>when you hear the shower running and you peep in to see ruby rose naked and touching herself
>>6543033
CJ's family had the disproportionately biggest fucking house in the neighborhood.
That's supposed to be the ghetto neighborhood, mind you.
>>6543312
Much better! Any and all damage in the barrel was...
...
What does "superficial" mean?
>>6543314
Yeah? So are people like you. And people seem to at least tolerate my presence, and two people seem to like Turkey, so...
We're nuisances, yep. What's anyone gonna do about it? Unless you didn't notice, you can't do anything about it alart from insult us. Well, insult ME.
>>6543206
Of course I like them, they are my friends, but I sure as hell don't want to use them as my bed.
>>6543214
W-Was that wrong? I thought that's what I should be doing...
>>6543252
Teaching doesn't strike me as the best thing for a 92 years old person to be doing... Then again, I guess it shouldn't be the same to your kind...
>>6543341
Don't you mean Gloom?
>>6543292
You know, the...Germans...? Like the nationality? What outside?
...And don't tell me you're mistaking me for that freaky vampire, too!
>>6543314
Not THAT kind of technology! Like...computer stuff, not machinery!
>>6543312
You're a LOT bigger than me, though! And you apparently come and go by barrel!
>>6543341
Kys lolicon
>>6543369
i fucked up
>>6543323
So your mouth is down there..It seems like an unsanitary place to have a mouth, but maybe it's not really an issue for you. Do you think anyone would mind if I brought you home with me?
>>6543348
Only surface level. There was no real damage, just a sting from the bump that has lingered just a bit. It's gone now.
>>6543374
I think I'm only a few inches taller at most.
>>6543379
Kys Drake
>>6543350
They're my friends too, which is why I want to sleep with them. As their friend it's my job to protect them every second of every day. I'd do the same to you if you were a small girl and not a chicken shit.
>>6543340
>it's not an Octillery, anon
>>6543387
>her nose is completely broken
>blood and tears are going everywhere all because of bert
guys what do I have to do to get noticed by kamina
>>6543387
Kys lolicon
>>6543292
Yes! jiust a little hot water over me. PLZ!!
>>6543395
You barely know them, there's now ay their are your friends... And sure, I know you'd do that for everyone if they were little girls... Pervert.
>>6543374
Well... I'm sure I've heard something about Germans on a book somewhere, something about depicting walls and parties, but nothing else.
Mistaking you? and what are those things on your back? Just for showing off?! ...Perhaps you're just lying and probably you want to using me to harm innocent people.
>>6543384
...Oh! So that's what it means! Like, that's a new word to add to my vocabulary. So... That means you're fine. But you rolled in though a barrel. Which means you have motion sickness, clearly! Why else are you sitting on the ground?
>>6543413
Why for the love of everythin on gods green earth would you want to
>>6543413
Kys lolicon
>>6543348
I can keep beating you up, that's what I can do.
>>6543374
Still not special, actually mechanic might be more respectable than a computer geek.
>>6543350
You missed my age by five years Araragi. I have alto of experience that can be passed down to the little ones, knowledge that may one day save them on the battlefield.
>>6543312
I'd prefer somewhere close. I'll study if need be so I shouldn't have much issue.
>>6543350
it's sweet of you to try that but I felt it undermined my intelligence, I felt insulted. It's your job to make us feel safe.
>>6543384
>The thought of having a Trainer all to itself makes the Mimikyu happy, and maybe having more good food would be alot better than trying to find it all by itself. It nods its costume's head as if to say "Yes, please!"
>>6543387
Yet, secretly you do desire to lewd some of them. Cute is a fetish in and of itself for many people.
We all start out that way, with the big brother complex.
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
>>6543422
Pfwah? What's so perverted about that?
>>6543444
>will never protect a little sister
>she'll never look up to you and love you
>>6543384
Well...well you're still more mature than I am physically, anyways!
>>6543423
How are you so uneducated...? What things!?
>She turns around; not only are there no wings, there's not even slits where they would go.
>>6543431
It's not like I have any choice in the matter! Besides, they...they can't do something like disarm bombs!
>>6543449
>the pet does nothing
>the cute loli passes out from blood loss
>>6543433
Oh... Right 97, I guess it's just perfect given what you want to teach and to who.
>>6543434
I-I'm sorry, I had nothing but good intentions... But who's "us"?
>>6543447
I don't know, you tell me what's so perverted about wanting to use three little girls as your bed and pillows.
>You will never have an onee/onii-chan to look after you and give you head pats
:(
>>6543426
Because you wouldn't leave me alone otherwise and now I'm comfy.
>>6543433
I'll do what I can to help you, but you'll probably need to pick up a part time job or something unless Tenryuu can be convinced to put some funds aside to pay for your education.
>>6543435
I'm not sure if you're saying they would mind, or that you want to come with me. Well, I guess we'll find out. I'm not sure if I can really take very good care of you, but I'll try if it's what you want. I bet Akashi would want to have a look at you too.
>>6543489
I can't really argue against that since I'm fully matured physically.
>>6543521
I-I'll be your onee-chan :3
>>6543513
Us You and I, if you want to make it more clear, we could include your sisters. I'll forgive you since you're being sincere
>>6543489
Lot of good that did you with poison gas.
>>6543431
Poważnie? Like, you can keep beating me up, but I'm still going to come back. What, you think I haven't been beat up before? I've had that and more happen to me.
Jestem Rzeczpospolita Polska. Twoje obelgi nic nie znaczą.
>>6543524
...I'm not sure what I expected you to say. Still, it just goes to show how influential I am! Like, I really am a kind person, aren't I?
>tfw have to work through the feelings of "Do I like this person because they're interesting and fun, or do I like them because I want to fuck their avatar?"
Mein kampf of HG.
>>6543553
You're autistic.
>>6543553
Who?
>>6543553
Can't say I ever have that problem
>>6543553
erp is that way >>>/trash/
>>6543489
>The Shrine Maiden notices carefully the girl and it's true, she doesn't have any anything on her back.
Looks like I was wrong after all, you're just a human girl, or probably you're just tricking me.
Either way, Do you want to give me a lesson of the Outside or do you want me to help you with your situation?
>>6543418
Alright, Alright! find me something to warm water, Like a pot or a kettle, and I'll be quick heating it with a fire.
>She tries to make a fire with some scattered branches and dried leaves.
>>6543524
I'll ask her if she wouldn't mind funding it first. I don't think many places will hire me.
>>6543513
I'll teach them things they'd learn in school ofcourse.
>>6543534
Ah, of course, including them would be better, and of course I'd do anything I can to keep you all safe.
>>6543524
>The Mimikyu starts to brush its costume against Yuubari's leg, trying its best to be affectionate. It's real face underneath its disguise is probably beaming with excitement of the thought of having not one, but TWO trainers at once!
Friend...
>>6543577
>he can't link threads
Fedorable
>>6543547
Mon Diue...Tu es betes comme tes pieds. It's great that I will have another sandbag to train with. Least you accepted it.
>>6543588
So is this confirmed the only good Fairy type?
>>6543524
Exactly! I don't get how you're so short...but I'm just not good at anything physical.
>>6543541
I TRIED RUNNING AWAY! THANKS FOR HELPING!
>>6543578
I don't get it, either...I just know that I have a creepy lookalike.
And what do you mean, outside? I-...I don't know! All I can do is run away as fast as I can when I see one, right?
>>6543589
find it yourself
>>6543603
>Here's another good Fairy type
>tfw you will never maintain the well being of its throat with your cock
Present penis plz
>>6543607
You're welcome. Though I'll admit it was my fault. I thought you were stronger.
>>6543585
But wouldn't ship school be very different from the rest of the schools? Is there even a ship school or do you go to normal schools?
>>6543593
Like, the whole point of it is to break me, and you're incapable of even doing that! Naprawdę jesteś głupi, prawda? You've got your head up too high in the clouds, darling.
>>6543603
>Hearing the anon's comment, it hops up and down in excitement
Friend!
>>6543578
Don't worry, i spend a year training for all China. I know how to make fire very fast.
>She makes fire with two rocks over a bunch of leafs
It's ready!!
>>6543547
You seem well intentioned, but if you worry too much over little things, people will get the wrong idea.
>>6543585
That may be for the best, but I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss your chances of getting employed somewhere. Worst case scenario, you might be able to get a job at a maid cafe, I'm sure you'd be popular.
>>6543588
>Despite some initial cautious reluctance to touch the Mimikyu, she begins stroking what she thinks is it's back.
You seem pretty affectionate already. Kinda like an abandoned cat or something.
>>6543607
Alright, fine. I'll think of something even you can use then.
>>6543619
You're heartless!
>>6543647
Oh. Uhm, no, it's...it's fine. Sorry, I just need to run away quicker.
>>6543586
Then keep us safe, at least you have one good point about you.
>>6543647
>Mimikyu slowly lets out its shadowy hand, this time to reach out to try and hold Yuubari's
>>6543677
>>6543647
>>6543647
...Maid café?
>>6543628
It will basically be like home schooling with the addition of teaching them basic combat lessons.
>>6543647
It's in my nature! I don't want people to be sick while I'm around, after all. And it's hard not to worry when I know how easy it is for people to get hurt.
..."Wrong idea"? Whaddya mean? Like, how can people get the wrong idea about me being a worrywart?
>>6543629
Tas toi! Why would I suck the fun in doing it right away? Know I am going to take my time on you, you deserved it.
>>6543650
No, I am not. I just have other priorities. I can't tell you, but you would change your mind otherwise. Tu n’es rien qu’un petit branleur qui n’est bon à rien
>>6543684
Get on steam so I can call you a lolicon.
>>6543684
Kys lolicon
>>6543689
I want to fuck Hungary.
>>6543697
Gimme a min
>>6543659
I'll do it, I promise, and I'll try to get a lot more good points to add to my count.
>>6543684
I see, in that case I'm sure they will be just fine with you in charge
>>6543713
>wanting to fuck eurotrash
>>6543650
If you insist.
>>6543677
>She lets it grab her hand.
>>6543684
Ah, no. That was a joke..Sorry, it was a strange one.
>>6543692
Because it's a pipe dream trying to break me. You know, I can admire how stubborn you are. It almost reminds me of myself. How long are you going to take in getting ready?
>>6543713
How badly, Anon? Describe how much you want to bang her so I can tell Austria about it.
>>6543719
Rude.
>>6543607
"Lookalike"? I really don't get it... but probably it you're just an Illusion, or the other one is an Illusion, or perhaps...
>...And then Reimu keeps complaining about how is possible to being more than two lookalikes until she looks pretty confused from all this nonsense
Ugh, About your situation... How many time do you have left before the cans expels that dangerous gas?
>>6543644
Well, that worked too Great job! even if it ruined my fun for a bit.
>She takes out a worn out cup from the floor and fills with cold water, then she places it near to the fire.
Wait a few seconds until the water is boiling, and then the cup is free from whatever thing you're supposed to do with Hot water,
>>6543730
>Slowly, the Mimikyu looks up to Yuubari, letting her guide the way. The sunlight outside bothers it just a little, but it doesn't matter to it as long as it's got a Trainer around.
>>6543742
>>6543717
I'll be waiting for your improvement then, I'll keep those words you've said to me in case you don't follow through, or lose your goal.
>>6543692
YOU SET MY BODY ON FIRE! And don't think I didn't understand that!
>>6543730
I...guess I do? I've never been any good with this.
>>6543738
W-what!? Do I look fake do you!? Ugh...I don't even know. Sometimes it's, like, over ten seconds, other times, I can barely even blink before it happens.
>>6543738
Ok, i need the water to throw it over me so, i going to wait.
>I want to be men again
>>6543742
Now that I think about it, you're going to be popular for sure. I hope you don't get overstimulated from all the attention.
>>6543768
You guess? Take a moment to think on the decision.
>>6543185
Nah thats not me. My dreams are more depressing.
>FP
>>6543781
>I want to be men again
But ur so cute as a grill!
>>6543755
I'll keep my word, don't ever worry about that... But now it's getting quite late, so it's time to go... See you tomorrow.
>>6543730
Had me worried for a second there.
>>6543717
Thank you for having faith in my abilities Araragi.
>>6543792
It's not like I have any experience on the matter.
>She shrugs awkwardly.
>>6543736
Well first I am going to humiliate you infront of everyone in the games, I'll do that for about...I dunno a hundred or so times? It shouldn't take that long, then I'll be nice and pretend to make amends for a while, then It's bam! Back to humiliating you. Rinse and repeat.
>>6543768
I was just trying to "lighten" you up!
>>6543818
Good night Araragi, I'll trust you.
>>6543810
opinion on nightfaux' art?
>>6543823
I can see why. Let's forget I said anything like that, okay?
>>6543829
You have no experience making your own decisions? You must be pretty dependent on someone.
>>6543817
But i am a man not a girl!!
>>6543831
...Okay, you say that I'm the handicapped one, and then you reveal your entire plan to me. And you already did that to me. That's how this whole conversation started. You DO know I said "How long are you going to take in getting ready", right?
>>6543831
>She's quite possibly the most unamused you've ever seen someone before.
>>6543844
People don't LET me make my own decisions!
>>6543846
Fine. I will respect your wishes, Ranma 2.
>>6543768
Fake or not I would be able to beating you without any problem. but that's not the point, you're not even doing anything wrong yet.
10 seconds seems to be reasonable to escape on a fair distance, but if the time runs out, the best thing to do is trying to find something to cover your mouth and nose quickly, or else I'll have to visit you on the place where souls rests peacefully.
>>6543781
Doesn't that makes you some light burns? Whatever I'm not going to complain if you get burnt by a cup of water...
>She sets down the fire, and eventually she grabs the cup with hot water with one of her sleeves.
>Then, she proceeds to throw it at the girl's face.
>>6543853
I told you fool, it's going to be a slow process. And you said that I already started, so what do you mean getting ready? Besides I want you to know that it's coming, because there is nothing you can do to avoid it.
>>6543870
What? You were as cold as a corpse.
>>6543870
Well, I'm letting you make your own decision now, so thank hard on it.
>>6543844
No no, it's alright ma'am.
>>6543843
Nightfaux
Eh, I think its all right. Nothing out of this world. Personally not a senpai of how much inflation he draws, but thats just me. Other than that, hes pretty good.
Yuubari is qt
>>6543877
And you revealed it all to me... Because there's nothing I can do about it? Like, have you ever heard of something called "anticipation"? "Suspense"? You had a good thing going here, and then you messed it all up. I thought you had a different plan in mind.
C'mon, step up your game a little bit.
I'll have to sleep right now, if you ever see a Youkai around in middle of the night you have two options available; fight them back and... hiding on a safe place waiting for someone to exterminate it.
>>6543888
Good..I'm going to do some thinking.
>>6543873
AHHHH!!! that's very hot!!
>Run in circles
>"1 minute later"
Ok, thanks for help me... i don't know your name. My name is Ranma what are your name?
>>6543871
>Ranma 2?
>>6543906
Sleep tight.
>>6543877
I needed help and you SET ME ON FIRE!
>>6543881
I-I don't know! I just don't know, I can't help it!
>>6543873
>>6543906
Youkai are just a myth...goodbye.
>>6543913
>Pour a some cold water on you by accident
>>6543925
You don't have to decide so quickly. Take your time. I have some thinking of my own to do.
>>6543904
Maybe I am just lying to throw you off, maybe I am working on something right now and you don't even know about it. Or I could be telling the truth, either way it's going to hurt you.
>>6543925
Help yourself Krumy. No one here owes you anything. What would I get out of it?
>>6543906
Or maybe I can just use my Poland Rule! That's a surefire way to stop them, right? Of course it is, I thought of it! Dobranoc!
>>6543969
It will, but you make it sound like it's going to affect me in the slightest. Either way, does it really matter if you're making things up on the spot? I gotta commend you for your acting skills, you sure fooled me.
>>6543930
Accident? oh yes accident... LET ME BEAT YOUR FACE BY ACCIDENT!!
>She beats the faggot
Plz love me Parsee
>>6543979
Oh thanks! You're not too bad yourself. That was pretty fun, you definitely can hold your own in a bant off!
>>6543913
>We had another Ranma a good few months back.
>>6543946
Oh, uh...right. I guess I'll leave you to it.
>>6543969
>She harrumphs childishly, and stomps away.
>>6544002
Hey, thanks for the compliments, even if you are probably joking. And deceiving me. You've got a good thing going here, but all you need to do is be a bit more subtle with 'em.
I bet this is another plan of yours, but I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts!
>>6543913
>>Ranma 2?
The manga's title has two meanings, either Ranma 1/2 (one-half because he's half girl) or Ranma 1/2 (one, two because he's basically two people). Back in the day we used the nomenclature of Ranma 1 to talk about the boy form and Ranma 2 to refer to the girl since he was born a boy.
I can't find any good sauce to back this up but it's an oldfag weeaboo thing that probably fell out of fashion.
>>6544006
Don't ever answer questions directed at me, you neo-millennial retard.
>>6543986
>Gropes before dying.
>>6544006
It's rude to walk off, without answering a question!
>>6544015
Nope, it's no joke. I just like playing around like this. You know...pushing peoples buttons and what not.
>>6544027
>Well pardon me for not knowing everything about everything, including what anon are the extremely temperamental ones that froth in anger whenever I even thing of looking in their general direction.
>I'm an idiot when it comes to anything other than 2hu or Gundam, what else is new?
>>6544048
So keep your stupid mouth shut.
The internet is larger than HG despite it being your entire world.
>>6544046
...And you're doing that by complimenting me because you're going to backstab me when I least expect it! Hey, you're pretty good at this, I won't lie. You're like a smart version of Prussia!
>>6544053
>Even if I was wrong, it still wasn't an entirely wrong statement, was it? We did have a Ranma ava months ago.
>I'm sorry for lashing out like that, I'm just feeling irritable right now. I'll shut my stupid mouth now.
>>6544030
This pervert tolerates a lot of pain...
>Kick his ass very far
Now, i need warm water again.
>>6544027
>well, that's could be work if had another personality when i become on woman. But I'm the same person with another body.
>>6544048
Shut the fuck up you turbosperg.
Your favourite anime is shit.
>>6544101
>Me having a favorite anime.
>>6544101
>Anime
I want, to give aussa OOC head pats and tell them everything will be ok.
>>6544064
You are just being paranoid! You didn't take this whole thing seriously did you?
>>6544101
What's an "anime"?
>>6544129
Paranoid? Runs in the family, I guess. I kinda did, but can you blame me? You did tell me to consider euthanasia, after all. That's totally not a cool thing to say, you know?
>>6544089
Don't worry about it, like I said it's not really used anymore since the show's so old.
I'm amazed people still remember Ranma even though it was pretty popular back in the day, the fighting games were tons of fun and that's where we'd use a lot of the 1/2 stuff. Like "I like Ranma 1's moveset better but Ranma 2 is more fun to play with".
You have good taste. Shampoo was best girl though.
>>6544136
And it got you all worked up to! I didn't honestly think you would react the way you did.
>>6544149
What can I say? It's in my nature to take things like that seriously. It's a blow to my pride, I'm sure you can see where I'm coming from here. Truth be told... It kinda helped me relieve some stress, so I guess I should thank you for that.
>>6544075
You should do that more often.
>>6544162
No, I wouldn't know where you are coming from. Ask anyone around here. I don't get angry. Live and let live I always say!
>>6544176
Yeah, you seem like the kind of person that doesn't get mad. A bit annoyed, yeah, but not mad. It's like you're that one aristocrat that's always cool and composed and never gets full-blown upset.
It's a good way to live!
>>6544075
If you want to discuss autistic anime history, I'm down. If you want to discuss autistic HG history, I'll pass.
Don't butt in on conversations or answer questions not directed at you or the group. Rude as hell.
Just think before you speak, please. I'm sorry I lashed out too but in my defense you do annoy the living shit out of me.
>>6544192
I'll admit there are two nooo three things one can do to really drive me bonkers, but honestly the chances of anyone doing those things here are slim to none. Anywho...what country are you?
Well i am tired... goodbye guys.
>>6544146
>Yeah i like the irony to use a male ava who can be a female ava without lose the male personality
>>6544226
You'd be surprised at how easily the people here can surprise you! I've been here for, like... A day, and people here surprised me. That's probably a new record or something, seriously.
What country am I? Rzeczpospolita Polska. Or, as most people know me as, the Republic of Poland. I'm a super big deal back at home.
>>6544239
Dobranoc, darling.
Ah, I got too caught up in my thoughts. I'd better get back.
>Runs off, bringing her new friend with her.
>>6544214
I try and reign it back as much as I can but sometimes I leap before I look, especially when I'm as tired as this. Sorry, and sorry again for annoying you. Have a good night/day.
How do I ERP?
>>6544240
So you're related to Rusky, right? Explains a bit. Isn't he waaay bigger than you?
>>6544270
Sensually.
>>6544272
Related to him? Puh-lease, I'd rather be partitioned again than be his little brother! I... Don't know if I have any siblings, actually. Huh.
Yep, he's a huge country. So big, that he thinks he's gonna come out on top with his world domination schemes.
>>6544255
Just shut the fuck up Aussa
>>6544255
Get some sleep, we've got a lot of work to do, Aussa.
Jerusalem isn't going to sack itself.
>>6544284
Yeah, he's mentioned that before. Kinda creepy, but not as creepy as Belarus I bet.
>>6544296
Yep. He seems pretty set on that, but lemme let you in a little secret - as long as I'm around, it's not gonna happen. Take a look at my history and you'll totally know what I'm talking about.
Belarus? Eh... She's deadset on tying the knot with him, but she doesn't really scare me, to tell the truth. We've been on good terms... I think. I hope.
>>6544308
Didn't you get conquered by him and Germany not even a century ago?
>>6544322
Yep. Heck, before that, he did it with Austria and Prussia.
...And I still came back regardless. You know, it's hard to get scared if you just keep coming back. Plus, well, I've got a few reasons to stand up to him, too, Liet being one of them.
>>6544332
I think that would be worse if you kept coming back.
La mort n'est rien, mais vivre vaincu et sans gloire, c'est mourir tous les jours
As Napoleon said.To live in defeat is to die daily. What's a Liet anyway?
>>6544356
Nope. If you keep rising from the ashes no matter how many times you fall down, it's proof of how strong you are. It's hard to explain, but it is what it is.
Liet? Oh, that's my nickname for Lithuania! Me and him are really good friends, y'know. We've been friends since the Middle Ages!
>the state of this thread
>>6544385
You can tell me all about him after I have gotten some sleep. Au Revoir!
I want to slap Nagato across the face with a raw trout.
>>6544430
If I pop up tomorrow, anyway. I just wanted to see what it was like here as a test run, and I can safely say that it's super cool. Dobranoc!
>>6544435
So you are all alone now, right?
>>6544449
Ah, I didn't wanna think of it that way... But yeah, I am pretty much all alone now. It's sad, to tell the truth.
>>6544434
Do that and I'll return it tenfold.
>>6544458
Do you even know how it is to be alone? You always lived with Lithuania.
>>6544466
...Well, um... I have. Like, Lithuania is my only friend. If you took him out of the picture, I don't have anyone to go back to. That's what being alone is, right?
I'm going to see how well I can host with my laptop trackpad. So give me tributes.
>>6544479
Nagato
>>6544479
Feliks Łukasiewicz
>>6544479
Corporal Adrian Shephard
>>6544479
Beserker
>>6544476
Not quite. To be alone means literally to be alone. Without any friends. Take England as an example
>>6544479
Peashy
>>6544479
Meowstic
>>6544479
Belarus
>>6544479
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>6544497
>
>>6544479
Autista
>>6544479
Cutest Pumpkin
>>6544494
That's the male version, right?
>>6544490
Yeah, but, like, he has his "magical friends". He's not really alone since he has them to turn back to. But, well... Without Italy and Lithuania, who do I have to go back to? The Visegrad Four?
>>6544479
SOPHISTO
>>6544479
Soma Schicksal
>>6544479
The Tornado Of Terror
>>6544504
How about you try to renovate the Międzymorze project?
>>6544479
cody
>>6544503
>You got it, buddy.
>>6544479
Zest
14/24.
>>6544479
Sailor Mars
>>6544523
>nuzzles butt
>>6544479
Rin and Daikichi
>>6544516
The Międzymorze-- No! I can't do that! I'd be forcing them to live in the same house with me, like Russia did to the Soviets! It's not legit, y'know?
...Then again, I did the same with Lithuania... I can't.
>>6544479
Lord Beerus
>>6544479
Azama
>>6544479
An angry loli
>>6544479
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>6544520
you betray christie side
>cody
>>6544479
Evil Female Oak Tree
>>6544534
>grabs you by the head and throws you through the wall into /erp/
>>6544479
Anonydeath
>>6544574
>takes with <3
>>6544551
Your daughter a shit
>>6544541
Why not? As you said, you forced Lithuania to live with you in a long past. Why you can't do it now?
>>6544479
Late Ren
>>6544581
As her father I am obligated to defend her though you are not far from uncorrect.
>>6544479
Mashiro
>>6544584
Because I don't want to, and I can't. It's not like it was in the Middle Ages. I don't have leaders like before, so what do I do to all of those countries? Like, the Międzymorze Project would end up screwing up my relationship with everyone over.
...It'd be like Vilinus all over again.
>>6544479
Grimsley
Sorry I haven't hosted for a minute. Combine that with me not having a proper mouse so getting this up was a bit slow.
Anyways, check it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iqmsb-RsQI
>>6544616
Looks fine.
>>6544616
Looks fine as I can see.
>>6544602
What would you do? Divide et impera maybe? Isn't it is what you want?
Alright let's get going then.
Also it wasn't 31, it was 32. So I went ahead and fixed that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQiPTM8res0
>>6544629
No, I... I don't want that at all! I'm fine being friends with just Litwa and Włochy! It might hurt being alone, but I'd rather be alone than do that to them!
>>6544639
...Gasoline, huh? Let's make something cool out of this.
>
>>6544647
Then why do you keep dreaming about reclaiming your borders? Borders that existed before the first partition.
Someone is already turning on the tributes within the mansion.
>>6544639
Luckily i've dealt with ghosts before and came prepared!
>>6544661
Oh crap, it isn't dead?
>Runs off
>>6544659
Because, like... Because those were the good days before, like, everyone partitioned us. Like, if you were once a superpower, wouldn't you dream about getting that back, too?
>>6544661
I look, like, totally fabulous. Which isn't anything new, of course.
>>6544661
Should of ran before it was too late....
>>6544673
See? And you want for someone to be your friend, imperialist scum?
It's a an unusually peaceful night outside as the tributes go out to collect candy from people they have never met before. I think.
They could've met them before, but I highly doubt it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YydEGrcEKbs
>>6544688
This is rather relaxing.
>>6544686
W-What?! You're twisting my words into something malevolent, amd that's totally not cool!
I mean, like... I dream about the old days. And part of me wants them back. But I'm totally glad that I got this future now, y'know?
>>6544688
You can't be too safe nowadays, alright? For all I know, it could be a plan by Prussia to weaken me!
OW
THE
EDGE
>>6544716
You better stay the hell away from me or i'll douse your ass with holy water too!
>>6544703
But look at England, France, Netherlands. They were a superpowers, but later they lost their status and colonies. And they gave up their dreams of being a superpower again. They aren't dreaming about their lost territories to come back to them. Why can't you do the same? Do you understand that Lithuania, Belarus and Ukraine can see you as a threat to their independence?
>>6544716
I guess I can give these to the little ones.
The dogs are hungry tonight as they're tearing the tributes apart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1A8hO7Uqn0
>>6544728
But Litwa WOULDN'T do that to me, no matter how badly I mistreated him! And you say that like I control them in the first place. How can they see me as a threat to their independence if I don't even own them? It's nice dreaming about what could've been. You do the same, don't you?
>>6544742
Snore... Monmonmonmon...
>>6544749
You want them to go back and they understand it. That's why they may see you as a threat. They don't want to live in your house anymore.
Do I dreaming about what could've been? Is this matters? I don't have such imperialistic dreams just so you know
>>6544742
I do not need anymore candy. I have plenty enough already.
Whoa man, that's pretty spooky. Did it like other skeletons of the same gender as well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUT0-Cf4oC4
Anyone who still says HG is dying, take a look at ERP right now and see how good we have it.
>>6538811
Post a cute image of your ava
>>6544760
No, I... I don't want them to go back, I'm just dreaming about the past, and... Litwa would understand me. We were part of a Commonwealth together, remember? Like, I don't know about Ukraine and Bela, but...!
It does matter. You do the same? Well, what do you dream about? What you could've done to get a brighter future? How to make things like they once were?
>>6544772
Am I, like, totally fabulous or what?
>>6544772
>>6544769
We aren't too far off.
But I know why they are fucking up. They get attached, shit happens when you fuck someone long enough (even online) This is why you never stick too long with having a FWB and it applies to ERP as well.
>>6544769
Can I challenge them to a Pokemon Battle?
>>6544772
>>6544772
>>6544791
>>6544797
That's a cute maid.
Oh how the attempt-at-being-mighty fall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8o6TebIOa0
I don't understand why there are so many dogs out this game. Maybe the local pound had an outbreak or something.
>>6544785
He would understand you, but he would also probably afraid of your desire. As for Belarus and Ukraine - ask them if you want.
We are talking about you, not me.
>>6544837
Fucking shit, cody. There go all my filler entries
Rooting Autista
>>6544841
"Desire"? It's not like that at all. Liet wouldn't turn his back on me. And I can't ask the two of them if I barely talk to them.
Oh, but are we? What do you dream about? Do you ever think about how things could've been if you just did /that/?
Oh it's The Feast. I didn't see that one coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwtSJ_uUuyQ
>>6544852
He shouldn't of put trust in the dogs running wild.
Oh fuck.
>>6544872
Both meme entries dead off that event.
BS hates meme entries.
>>6544855
Are you sure? He is no more shackled by something called "Union of Lublin"
I am pretty young person, so there was nothing that I can affect on.
WELL FINAL TWO HERE WE GO.
WINNER NEXT SLIDE.
(Might take a second because making a wincard with a trackpad and all)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEXkgKoldmk
>>6544888
I'm sure. We're friends, and nothing can change that. No matter what he thinks of me, that totally doesn't change what I think of him.
Sheesh, you sure are full of yourself, aren't you? And you must have done something that you wish you could change. High school? College...?
>>6544903
He still has his own will. So who knows when he turn his back on you.
I mean, not that young. And no, I don't think there is something I wish I could change.
AND THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE GAME.
>>6544882
Meme entries are the best.
>>6544913
But we're friends. He still stuck with me after the whole Vilinus situation, so... I like him. I think he's my friend.
Sure. Anyway, there must be something you wish you could change, right? Girlfriends, acing exams...?
>>6544916
BS abhors them.
Thanks for the game.
>>6544916
Boo! Got you!
end
>>6544923
Fuck him. But thanks for playing.
>>6544931
>Pets
>>6544924
Hey, congrats on winning, and thanks for hosting. You deserve it, seriously.
>>6544932
Thank you for hosting.
>>6544920
But still... the fact that he is your friend doesn't change the fact the he can betray you. He is no more your loyal puppet, you know.
I live the current day, I have nothing to feel bad about. As long as I live, everything is good.
>>6544932
Thanks for hosting
>>6544932
ありがとうございます
>>6544945
He can, but why would he? There's a side of Lithuania I don't know... But I don't think he would betray me. Not at all, darling. He's earned that much.
Exactly. Getting over a harsh history, there's an important present.
>>6544941
>>6544943
>>6544948
>>6544949
Thanks again for being here. Sorry I can't host often. It's annoying to do so without a mouse.
>>6544936
I wish Neptuna and Blanco were here to congratulate me.
>>6544941
Thank you.
>>6544956
>hosting without a mouse is a pain in the ass
>>6544963
>That's why I haven't done it ever since I randomly came back after leaving for like a week. Feels bad man.
>>6544955
Why would he? Maybe because he may be threatened by you?
Well, my life isn't all that harsh. It could be worse, you know, but yeah, it could be better
>>6544963
>>6544956
>tfw host without a mouse
>>6544961
No prob, miss.
>>6544972
Alright, tell me the truth - do I really look THAT threatening? Is Poland really that threatening to what it was, like, two centuries ago?
So you do want to change a few things? Then you see where I'm coming from. Good!
>>6544971
>you should just get a cheap wireless mouse in that case.
>>6544977
>Mousepads are horrible, I have no idea how people use them
>>6544984
>>6544977
>>6544956
>mfw v2 of my sim is almost finished
>mfw it doesn't need mouse
>>6544984
>I have a mouse, but I'm at Defalt's. My internet has been down at my house and it's still down as we speak. The only reason I'm here right now in HG is because I have internet over here, thus letting me do what I want to do online.
>>6544990
>pets the Hungarian jew
>>6544994
S-stop petting me anon.
>>6544978
You are not look really threatening, but I know that I shouldn't judge a book by its cover.
No, I think my life is the best it could possibly be in current situation.
>>6544990
>make it open source :^)
>>6544993
>damn that sucks, good luck
>>6545000
>Sure, help me lower my debts a bit, and I'll release it.
>>6544996
I agree. After all, I rose from the ashes like a phoenix... How many times, now? Thrice? Trust me, though - I would never hurt someone for no good reason.
Yeesh, that's pretty... What's the word... Pretentious. Your life couldn't be THAT perfect, could it?
I wish I could shove Saki inside a TV again.
>>6545002
Sent, my friend
>>6545000
>It'll all be fine. I have a backlog for fucking ages. Just know that if I disappear for like a month or two you know the reasons as to why.
>>6545007
It is not something you should be proud of, really. I am talking about "rising from the ashes".
You may think that my life is not really good, but I feel fine about it, really. And I want to say, that if I was a citizen of a different country I could've think about my current life as bad. It's all about the situation I'm in.
>>6545002
>jew
>having debts