HG thread
>>6515249
>2nd place
I believe that's enough for me tonight...
>>6515264
It's phenomenal to see all these individuals from different dimensions come here. Though I'd much rather sit and have a talk with most here than fight.
In any case, Raven. I shall make my exit for tonight. Until next we meet.
>The professor boards a blimp and flies off back home
>>6515276
Do you think everyone has their own Takagi-san? It wouldn't be right making us two the other people who have to deal with that kind of person. Others need to be more aware of this type of beast.
>>6515224(little asgore)
I'M SURE MY NAME IS SANS!, MAYBE THAT OTHER SANS COPIED MY NAME!.
>>6515232(Dragoness)
AN EMPRESS, HUH?. THAT MEANS A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE TO
OBEY YOU!. NICE TO MEET YOU, EMPRESS!
>>6515264 (Raven)
But I wasn't tryin'ta...
>>6515260
Even though I do not agree, I believe that is sweet of you to say.
>>6515289
>stares at the burgers
G-give me a moment.. to..calm myself.
>>6515291
>
>>6515249
Thanks for hosting, there goes my hard earned yen...
>>6515303
Until then, Professor.
>waves at the departing blimp
>>6515287
Yeah, because it's so magnificent having to buy two seats on an airplane every time, right?
>>6515314
A lot of things happen when people
>makes finger quotes
"aren't tryin'ta". Just means they should be more careful.
>>6515289
I'm of use to you every night, Saber. Aren't you forgetting our little deal?
Post steams.
>>6515323
I agree with the anon. You are pretty fuggable, qt.
>teleports behind u
>stabs
heh...nothin personnel...kid
>>6515276
God, it sounds... Really boring when you put things into perspective. You can be thankful for a lot of things outside of that certain day, so why dedicate a day to it? Hm. Americans. I'll never understand them. It was something to do with the Pilgrims, I know that.
Eurgh. That just sounds absolutely disgusting. Commercialism wrecks too many holidays nowadays. If I were the Pilgrims, I'd be spinning in my grave, too.
>>6515289
...
America, since when did you turn into a girl? Is this some sort of crazy scheme you got during Thanksgiving? Did you try a spell from one of my books again?
>>6515224 (Smolgore)
>I know right? Some cousins are dicks, but let's be honest: everybody has a cousin who was one of his/her best childhood friends. My other cousin is a nice dude.
>>6515262 (United Kingdom)
That's a good idea darling!!
All of it, its was a BIG HUGE cake.
Even we sold what was left of the cake after the wedding to the people.
>>6515333
It's very magnificent taking up as many seats as I want on my own plane that commoners like you could only wish to afford.
Diablo drop rates make me want to kill myself.
>>6515291
Net man
>>6515357
Look at this found
>>6515329
B.I.G., P-O, P-P-A
No info, for the, DEA
Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant
Tap my cell, and the phone in the basement
>>6515324
>whistles
Hey, officer. You get distracted, or something?
>>6515355
And having to pay for all of that extra fuel? You should know that weight imbalances on airplanes aren't ideal.
>>6515342
Even though I am sure you meant that as a compliment, you must not be so vulgar when speaking to a lady.
post your avas
>>6515356
t. Kastelle
>>6515312
But...I've known Sansy since we were both tiny! You gotta be copyin' him!
>>6515333
O-Okay, I will. Thanks, Raven.
>>6515354
>Yeah, the cousins on my dad's side are great, and the one my age was pretty much my best friend for most of elementary school. Of course we have absolutely nothing in common now besides long hair, but we're still cool with each other.
>>6515354
Tell me how much it costed, and maybe I can fund some.
That's just... That's just INCREDIBLE! The amount of ingredients needed to make such a beastly thing is unreal!
You could sell those slices for four dollars and STILL build an economy based off of that! You must have had to use chainsaws to cut those slices!
>>6515391
New and improved. Three more people coming on the way.
>>6515391
>>6515362
When I say net get ready to net.
Net!
What are you doing?!?
Net on net not net.
Ugh lets try something net
>>6515396
Nah.
>>6515373
>instantly alert to the whistle
Huh?! The hell are you doing shapeshifter?
>>6515391
THE BOTTOM SECTION IS GAMES, NOT AVAS
>>6515373
Leave it to a peon to think paying for gas is a problem. I supposed you also complain when your local fast food chain ups their prices as well.
>>6515324
>Gives you the moment
>The moment has passed away
Why are you looking towards this direction, I ask you.
>>6515334
>Her munching slows down, and stops.
....I do not know what you could possibly be talking about, Byakuya Togami. Please explain further.
>>6515311
Yeah, I'd be willing to bet 99% of people have a Takagi-san in their life, but just don't realize it. Even Takagi-sans have their own Takagi-san.
>>6515351
Yeah. I never really liked the whole "holiday dedicated to this one thing" shtick. It's like Mothers' Day or Fathers' Day, giving them a present on that one day of the year is pretty mundane, but giving your mom or dad a gift on some random day out of the blue is a really thoughtful thing that shows you still remember the people who raised you. Then again, that whole buying gifts on Mothers' or Fathers' Day has to do with commercialization as well. It just sucks on every end.
>>6515391
>Blargle flargan.
>>6515432
I want to hold hands with ayase
>>6515416
Just to tell you, D3 permanently doubled its lege drop since Day one
two times
Seasons give out free sets
kadala
cube
GR guaranteed lege drops
Git Gud m8
>>6515399
BUT YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A CHILD!,AND IF YOU AND THAT "SANS" COPY OF ME ARE STILL CHILDS.. THAT MEANS HE IS COPYNG ME!, BECAUSE I'M MORE OLD THAN YOU!
>>6515443
kys araragi
>>6515456
Oh fuck that's a dusty meme
>>6515442
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PMrHUJAKS7Q
>>6515435
Because.. the food looks so..
No! I swore to be a vegetarian!
>>6515399
No problem. See? I'm not mad at you at all.
>>6515421
Shapeshifter? I think you have me confused with Beast Boy. Have you met Beast Boy?
>>6515434
For those of us that have the ability to fly, paying for gas is a bit of a problem. Believe it or not, I'm trying to save you from having to call the fire department to bust a wall out of your house to haul you to the hospital on a flatbed truck.
>>6515436
I supposed I'm her Takagi-san then, since she really only follows me around. Heh, maybe I need to start thinking just like her. Chances of me getting into trouble are slim to none anyways! I might as well take this chance to do it now while I'm still young instead of becoming an old, bitter man.
>>6515391
Gotchu senpai.
>>6515459
No, it's a statement
>>6515471
>sexualizes Komaru
>>6515456
Araragi would never understand how cute you are ayase.
>>6515471
>kissu
>>6515391
>>6515489
2/2
>>6515391
I wish I could sleep.
>>6515391
Every last one of you who fancies himself seaworthy will be joining my crew within days.
>>6515456
stfu ukrain it's not me
>>6515486
Please die, whoever you are
>>6515435
It's as simple as it is. We're connected and I give you my energy.
>>6515467
I wouldn't be caught dead in a hospital with dying homeless people and diseases. The Togami family has their very own doctor that tends to us whenever we feel under the weather.
>>6515451
Me'n him are both kids, but you're still not the real Sansy! How come you aren't sayin' any jokes or anythin', huh?!
>>6515463
>Hell yeah.
>>6515467
But...ya'got mad at me before...
>>6515391
>>6515467
I must have caught onto his scent. He smells awful.
>>6515471
>stocking, mikan, kneesocks AND filia
Why do you do this to me? I have a boyfriend.
Knock Knock
>>6515391
>Do I really need to post it? Surely you all know my avas...
>>6515312
Nice to meet you Sans
>Dammit, I forget to answer you, sorry
>>6515399
>That's nice
I heard you have a royak guard, its that right Asgore?
>>6515401
Like 100,000 selia (my world coin)
We sold the slices at 700 selia
>>6515507
But if I did, I wouldent be around to compliment you!
>>6515485
You stop that
>>6515533
it's the other way around you jackalope
>>6515515
JOKES?!, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR JOKES!. MY BROTHER IS THE ONE WHO TELLS JOKES AND PUNS ALL THE DAY AND NIGHT, HE ANNOYS ME ALOT!.
>>6515530
who is it
>>6515548
>I didn't make that, Ruby did.
>>6515530
FUCKING MUTE, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JAM THAT WALL.
GG, WE HAVE A NOOB
>>6515533
That image is wrong.
>>6515548
no it's fucking not kys
>>6515541
Exactly. I don't need a disgusting pervert like you telling me what you think.
>>6515538
>royak
ROYAL, I MEAN
>>6515511
Under the weather in your case is cloudy with a chance of meatballs, isn't it?
>>6515515
I've gotten mad at plenty of people. Thing is, you aren't one of the ones who needed intense physical and/or mental therapy afterwards.
>>6515525
Heh, you must have met him, then, if you know that he smells awful.
>>6515436
Just... Why do they have to make it so SPECIAL? You're just doing on specific task that everyone can do every other part of the year, so why do they have to make it profitable? Honestly. I can understand Christmas because it's a religious holiday, but Thanksgiving and Valentine's Day is simply... What's the word? Annoying.
Please tell me that the same doesn't apply to every holiday.
>>6515538
...
Erm. Lady, can you convert that into British Pounds? Or American Dollars, if you can? I'm not exactly a calculator, you see.
junko is among us
>>6515533
no we don't
>>6515464
Vegetarian? What a curse you have bestowed upon your own body. Look at me no more, knight, or suffer through the despair of not eating as I do.
>>6515511
...That is one of the conditions of our contract indeed. But what use would you make of me aside of my duty to protect you and defeat the other servants?
>>6515538
Uhh, y-yeah. Why'd'ya ask?
>>6515554
Wait, Papy is your brother, too?
>>6515578
Well, I, uh...I hope I never do, 'cause that sounds bad...
>>6515547
No :^)
What do you enjoy, HG?
>>6515599
I'm gunna beat you up if you keep that up, anon.
List of cute anime girls:
>>6515520
bottom, second from right, and above
>>6515507
>>6515432
Ayase is top tier cute
>>6515498
The left, whoever that is
>>6515489
2 and 3
>>6515497
every uneven number
>>6515471
the main character's sister
>>6515411
this guy
>>6515610
Fine...
>Sexualizes Blue Beetle
>>6515605
Matoi
>>6515530
IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!
>>6515538
IS THE FIRST TIME I SEE WITH MY OWN EYES THOSE THINGS IN YOUR BACK, I THINk THEIR CALLED "WINGS" , RIGHT?
>is okay, it happens a lot
>>6515594
WHAT?!. HOW YOU KNOW THE NAME OF MY BROTHER BEFORE I EVEN SAY IT?!
>>6515587
Fine. Have an old one then.
>>6515617
Autism
>>6515594
Meh, you're a strong goatkid, aren't ya? I mean, you wouldn't be here if you weren't. Right?
>>6515605
Talking to people.
>>6515578
I hardly get sick, but when I do it's mostly a cold or a slight fever.
Do a better job of making fun of my weight. Your attempts have been mediocre and make you look foolish.
>>6515589
What use? I haven not thought of that...a better question would be what use do you have for me besides pawning your fast food toys in my house?
>>6515468
That's not a bad idea. Think like a bird if you want to kill one or however the saying goes. Maybe we can analyze the theory of Takagi-sans more another day, I should probably get some shuteye. Thanks for taking the time to talk to me, whatever your name is.
>>6515579
Not every holiday. Of course Christmas has the most potential to be a bit more wholesome, but stuff like Veterans Day, and Memorial Day are pretty free of commercialization because both of those are days of respect.
Anyways, I'm going to go to sleep. Thanks for letting me talk about meaningless shit for a little while.
>>6515391
>>6515617
>>6515629
And these
>>6515589
Its not that.. its just a moral c-code due to a different curse.
>>6515578
I just have a good nose then.
>>6515629
I miss the Amazing Tomo-chan.
>>6515617
I never asked for an opinion from someone like you
>>6515579
Ok, let me talk with my economy secretary
>30 minutes later
Well, 1 selia = 3.7 British Pounds
>>6515594
Magnificent Sans told me he wanna be part of your royal guard.
>just asking, I have my own royal guard too.
>>6515626
Yes, those "things" in my back are my wings, my wings help me to fly (duh)
>>6515622
Alright dude...You're gonna have to stop that. That's okay, man.
>>6515650
Think like a bird, eh?
I don't think pooping on her would work very well. Plus I can't fly.
Anyways, have a good night anon. We'll talk another day and get down to serious brass tacks.
>>6515617
I'm telling Chitoge.
>>6515605
>Talking to people. Especially with Cappy.
>>6515623
t. Deancuck
>>6515449
It's not a legendary weapon/ armor.
>>6515667
You're only cuter when you go yan ayase~
>>6515667
How about mine~?
>>6515662
>I was actually thinking about using her today.
>Obviously that didn't happen.
>>6515672
>That's,okay man
>Where the FUCK did the not go?
>WORST POSSIBLE TIME
>>6515691
Sets>Legendaries
Unless you're going with LoN. In that case, good luck, you'll need it.... A LOT.
>>6515626
'Cause he's Sansy's brother, too!
...Come'ta think'a it, you act kinda like Papy.
>>6515642
I'm really strong! Otherwise, I wouldn't be a boss, right?
>>6515670
Him? I mean, I think he's just tryin'ta copy Sansy AND Papy. I dunno if I trust him...
>>6515672
>You're gonna have to stop that.
>That's okay
You're giving me mixed signals here.
>>6515702
Been grinding for the Gibbering Gemstone. Plenty of rng stacked on this shit.
>>6515605
Rp and playing games.
>>6515693
You're only more disgusting when you still exist.
>>6515694
>kicks the pervert's dead like a soccer ball
>>6515617
>>6515713
Still easier than farming for an ancient shenglong weapon.
>>6515647
To be fair, I'm not particularly trying. You do a much better job of making yourself look bad than I ever could. I'll give you that one advantage over me.
>>6515658
What kind of a cop are you, exactly? You don't strike me as the normal, doughnut-munching kind.
>>6515704
Some people might allege that you lucked out, but yes, I'm sure your ability has at least something to do with it.
>>6515650
Good. It's just so sad, knowing that such a meaningful holiday turned into something so mind-numbingly, sickingly sweet. It's a breakaway from traditions, which is something I hate so much. At least some holidays can be saved...
No, no, thank you for taking the time to talk to me, lad. Rarely do I ever get to share my honest feelings with anyone else. Good night, and have a good rest.
>>6515670
...
>A few gears whirl in his head as Britain tries to calculate how many pounds that cake would cost.
...£370000?!
>>6515726
Perhaps, but leaving game and coming back only to see the cave didn't even spawn after searching is disheartening.
>>6515716
Kyaa~
>>6515667
handcuffs when?
>>6515679
Eh? She hasn't been here for weeks.
>>6515717
>pets
>>6515670
I ONLY KNOW WHAT THEIR ARE BECAUSE UNDYNE TOLD ME THAT THE DAY I VISIT HER, THE "WINGS" WAS ON SOME BOXES OF THINGS CALLED "ANIME" .
>>6515704
WHAT?!. I'M NOT LIKE THAT LAZYBONES!, IS LIKE COMPARING A TURTLE WITH A BUNNY!, THE BUNNY IS OBVIOUSLY BETTER!
>>6515708
Would you believe me if I said english wasn't my first language? Cause that's a good excuse, right?
Oh whatever, just don't do that thing, alright? I don't swing that way.
>>6515617
>>6515626
>>6515629
>>6515642
>>6515647
>>6515650
>>6515653
>>6515657
>>6515658
>>6515662
>>6515667
>>6515670
>>6515672
>>6515678
>>6515683
>>6515683
>>6515695
>>6515704
>>6515715
>>6515716
>>6515717
>>6515726
>>6515727
I want to lick Adachi right in the toenails while he fucks Aikawa in the nose.
>>6515741
And it's still easier than getting the eagle wings
>>6515727
That's assuming I look bad, which I do not. I take tremendous pride in the weight I have. Without it I would be another one of the skeleton's walking about here with their thirst for more human interaction.
>>6515759
I got a succubus pet and a rainbow portal sooner than this silly thing.
>>6515727
Captain of the guard.
You look like the witch type.
>>6515756
Well thats information Im not going to get out of my head soon.
>>6515762
You know the pig is the first to die to the wolves.
...
Just saying.
>>6515756
HU-HUMAN, AND WHY YOU TELL ME THAT?!. P-PLEASE KEEP YOUR "PERSONAL THINGS" AWAY FROM ME
>>6515744
>Punches you and takes your wallet.
>>6515704
Wait, there's another Sans?
I suppose Papy its the Sans brother (o sister).
>>6515731
Crap, my economic secretary typed 3.7 instead of 3,7 dammit.
>a minute later...
Okay, now I think its okay
1 selia=3,7 british pounds
>>6515747
I have something much better
>>6515744
Just die already pervert!
>>6515747
Oh.
Then I'll tell yuno.
>>6515772
Comparing a pig to someone who could buy your life from you is the worst thing you can do. Think before you open your filthy mouth, commoner.
>>6515780
>sends a random kid with a crowbar to bash Kaiki's teeth in
>>6515787
Who would compliment you if I did?
>>6515754
But Papy isn't lazy! He really tries'ta be in the Royal Guard n'tries'ta train with Undyne!
>>6515782
Yeah, Sansy and Papy! And there's that other skeleton who's kinda like both, but also kinda different?
...My head hurts.
>>6515805
And you say you're not a pervert.
>>6515782
>Britain just looks absolutely afraid, not knowing how to approach this situation in the slightest.
W-What's the difference?! I'm completely sure that, no matter how many changes you make to it, that cake's going to be EXPENSIVE! Blimey!
>>6515647
You are my anchor to this world allowing me to indulge into regular gluttonous frenzys, one of the most basic pleasures humans seek. Because of this, I will do everything in my reach to protect you in this conflict you accepted to step in. Until the war ends, I shall be your sword.
>Stands up, cleans her lips and walks away
Farewell for now, Togami.
>>6515658
Yet you still seek to once again taste the flavor of meat, woman. I find your situation...pitiful.
>No burgers were left in her table.
Unfortunate you are, to test your moral code in front of me, farewell...
>>6515617
>i hope you are not counting tsukishima jinbei (the middle one) like a girl
>>6515762
Those screaming seams and buttons might disagree, but I'll stop there for now. Might I ask why you're interacting with people now?
>>6515772
The witch type? I suppose you could say that, but I don't have a broomstick or a cauldron. At least, I don't think I have a cauldron. I'd have to check.
>>6515805
The ridiculous amount of perverts already here. My co workers for modeling. Even the better Kirino.
>>6515767
Finished guardian last season while I was farming it.
>>6515827
I just want that cow legendary
>>6515813
I said I wasn't a lolicon, two very different things.
>>6515826
Okay then, so you don't need me, good to know.
>>6515787
Give me that instead!
>>6515797
Why would she care...?
>>6515820
oops I started counting by zero.
I meant every even number
>>6515747
Just... Let's try to do something else instead of wasting your time like that.
>She fiercely takes out two cards and places it to her hand.
Just pick one! and this time I'm going to win.
>>6515754
Who is Undyne?
What is the anime?
>>6515811
So, there's 2 Sans and 2 Papyrus?
>>6515815
Well, that cake was so expensive anyway.
Talking about cakes gave me hunger...
>tfw the captcha was about cakes
>>6515847
This time?
>picks the left
>>6515818
You're repeating yourself, Saber. Take care, and stay out of trouble.
>>6515821
I only interacted with Saber because of our agreement. You and the other sickly figure decided to approach and talk to me.
nge
>>6515801
Oh great another lazy noble.
>>6515818
I can stay strong, this is nothing. Ive worked too long to be tempted by mere delicious fast food!
>>6515821
Then I suppose you know exactly what I am. Its been hard keeping it a secret with all this..food..around.
>>6515840
I don't know, how do you think the crazy lady would react to you calling a bunch of girls cute.
>>6515833
This one?
>>6515831
I sucked the most with Leoric's bone (and getting 1m gold back while Inferno was the hardest difficulty.
Who was the most strangest guy you meet here?
>>6515869
It will be fun!
>>6515865
>>6515851
I know it was! I haven't even seen it for myself, and wow, does it seem expensive! Massive! Immense!
I don't blame you, although I don't feel hungry myself. Only... Well, wondering what it would taste like. My stomach is doing backflips just thinking of it.
>>6515876
That girl with black hair. I've only met her twice, and... She left a lasting impression on me, that's for sure.
>>6515873
Probably
>>6515839
What am I going to do with you Koyomi, Are you also a masochist as well as the idiot you always were?
>>6515811
THAT LAZY BONES TRYING TO DO SOMETHING?, IS A REALLY FUNNY JOKE. AND UNDYNE IS A NERDY FISH!, I DON'T THINK SHE DO THAT STUFF
>>6515851
OH, RIGHT. YOU DON'T KNOW THE PEOPLE I KNOW. UNDYNE IS THE ROYAL SCIENTIST, SHE MADE A ROBOT CALLED "NAPSTABOT" AND HE IS VERY POPULAR!. AND THE ANIME IS LIKE.. WEIRD CARTOONS WITH SWORDS AND WINGS!.
WE CAN TALK LATER, I NEED TO SLEEP.
I DON'T WANT TO GO LATE FOR MY BED TIME STORY.
GOODNIGHT!
>>6515851
I...I guess? But...But I dunno how!
>Smolgore puts his hands on his head and closes his eyes.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
>>6515876
Uta
>>6515873
I actually got Leorics Shinbone my first try around again.
>>6515861
You could have chosen at any time to end the interaction, but you haven't. I don't think you really believe all the stuff you say.
>>6515868
I could probably figure it out with a little effort, but would you mind indulging me by cutting to the chase? We can find food later.
>>6515858
I meant about another time where I...
W-Wait, that on-
>The card is already taken out and then her face was torn apart due to the defeat.
Why... do I keep losing?
>>6515897
But he does! N'Undyne is really strong n'brave n'fights a lot! Alphy is a nerd, not Undyne!
>>6515893
Y-You could just ignore some of my antics... It my be the best for the mental stability of both of us.
>>6515892
Just run bounties, and check every goblin you hear. Sooner or later you'll get lucky with a pet goblin.
>>6515904
>tfw Infernal staff of herding is no longer available.
>tfw wasted about 2 million gold back years ago just to unlock infernal whimsyshire
>tfw couldn't farm it efficiently
>>6515868
Lazy noble? I'm much more than a lazy noble. In fact, I'm the farthest thing from lazy. I've done what I can for the people around me while the others sat around and drooled on themselves. No solidarity or anything from them.
Getting lectured by the likes of you makes me realize how bland and unimportant you people truly are.
>>6515908
It would be rude of me to deny a commoner the gift of talking to someone better than them. A little conversation between a man and two woman that have nothing better to do than to point out the obvious never hurt anyone.
>>6515911
Ehehe... maybe next time?
Gotta go shower~
>takes card with him
>>6515889
I can sure you it taste so good
And yeah, not even when the Eastern Emperor have his wedding (like 9.000 years ago) they had a BIG HUGE CAKE like I had in my wedding
>Yes, the Eastern Emperor have been ruling the Eastern Empire for tooooo long.
>>6515897
Interesting story, Sans
Goodnight
>>6515898
Are you okay, Asgore?
>>6515931
Yeah I want that too, but I think there is a weapon that summons like ghost cows to fight for you.
>>6515908
Look a little closer at just what Im wearing.
>>6515933
Prove that.
>>6515931
>Tfw I remember the auction house and when the manticore was the best demonhunter weapon.
>>6515928
Seasons, nuff said. I barely play it tho. ATM, I plan to quit after getting Slayer.
>>6515951
>tfw I bought SC2 with money earned on the RMAH
>>6515924
You're dreaming if I'm not going to keep an eye on you. My trust can only go so far before you're left in an alleyway bleeding. but here's one thing, good choice meeting Nagato.
>>6515952
Funny considering I play D2 more.
>>6515940
...I have to think about a better strategy.
Next time, I promise you that I won't lose again.
>>6515941
Y-Yeah. Just...I dunno how there can be more than one Sansy n'more than one Papy.
>>6515941
Oh, I bet it does! Especially if it's... The ingredients... It reminds me so much of the British Empire, and I don't know why.
So... It's the largest cake in the history of your entire empire? Just... It's indescribable how much wonder I'm feeling, thinking of what that cake could possibly taste and be like. It's immensely amazing.
>>6515973
Same desu
>>6515965
I-I'm not a little kid, I wouldn't get myself killed if you're not around. Anyway, what about her?
Ship two avas in this thread.
>>6515950
Prove an action that has already happened before? How do you intend on me doing so? I'm not sure if you know this, but time travel isn't a real thing.
>>6515933
Okay then, have it your way. What would 'you' like to talk about?
>>6515950
You're really gonna make me think about this?
>takes a good look at you
Well, if we take the collar and add it to what I've read about things with sensitive smell and appetites...but why would they let you be a cop? They don't want your head on a pike?
ITS BEEN
FOURTYLEVEN DAYS
UMPTEEN HOURS
IMMA BE BURNING
TILL YOU RETURN
>>6515979
Maybe they are from alternative universes?
Just a theory
>>6515980
I know, that cake was not the biggest from my empire, but from my entire world!!
I know, it tasted so good...
>>6516010
I, uh...maybe? Kinda like how there's Tori sometimes, but as a grown-up?
>>6516010
Entire-- My suspension of disbelief can only go on for so long, love. Okay. How large was the cake, again? Was it as large as the Eiffel Tower?
I bet it did. Oh, it's making me starve just thinking about it...
>>6516005
Do you prefer beef or chicken?
Ship with me.
I refuse
>>6516035
I wish Irisviel was my mom.
>>6515997
She has good tastes, that's all. So I decided to talk with her, Then you should act like you're not a little kid.
Myself and Irisviel
>>6516005
Vetenari's orders that the watch needed more "diversity" as well as strength to look good in the eyes of the public. So as well as the regular mob we now have a troll a dwarf, a vampire and yours truly.
>>6516000
Recordings, data. Dont tell me you are such an idiot that you boast of feats you cannot prove.
>>6516022
I don't know, I'm an empress, not a scientific.
>>6516025
Wait, what are you doing?
>>6516029
4.8 meters of tall and 4.8 meters of width
Does the Eiffel Tower is so small?
>>6516050
I didn't think you'd have things in common... I thought all she cared about was, you know, fleet stuff.
>>6516052
>>6516053
Good lord no! I mean its not that he ISNT handsome its that I already am in love with someone else.
>>6516054
I can prove it. There are people that come around here that know of everything I've done. Hajime, Gundam and a few others. You could even ask the girl with the hamburger if you don't want to wait around for the others to show up.
>>6516034
Both have their merits, but I think I'd put chicken a little higher on the scale.
>>6516054
So the public is okay with werewolves? Forgive me, but I didn't realize that people could come to accept werewolves...I'm actually a bit impressed. How did that come about?
>>6516060
I gotta ask that adult Alphy about it...ya seen'er around?
>>6516060
Which is... Large as a house? Urgh. I'm not that kind of person at all.
I'd say that it's as... I don't know. Twice as tall as you? Just as tall as you? My depth perception doesn't seem to work here for some reason.
>>6516076
>>6516078
Congratulations... on the... marriage.
>>6516052
>>6516035
I am sorry, but I am already faithfully married to the man I love. Surely you wil find the right woman someday.
>>6516047
It has been awhile since anyone has called me their mother...
>>6516076
>>6516077
>>6516078
Uhhh...I already got Tori, n'Raven's a human, soooo I don't wanna...
>>6516066
You wouldn't understand anyway, it's female bonding after all, did you know she's looking to become a teacher?
>>6516076
Chicken is indeed a worth adversary. KFC's original chicken is second to none, and you get all the protein you could ever ask for as well.
Now comes the harder question: What's your favorite snack?
>>6516087
Yeah, that's cute. Buzz off.
>>6516092
Don't worry. I'm not interested.
>>6516096
I-I had no idea... I never bothered asking... Now hat I think about it, I should have.
>>6516078
I think not, sorry.
>>6516080
I know, that cake looks like an impossible thing to do, but I swear it existed.
I'm like 23ft of tall
>>6516103
You can't go wrong with fruit. Though if we're talking about something that's unhealthy and likely to shave some minutes off your life, most snack cakes will do.
>>6516122
Darn. Well, I guess I just gotta wait'n see.
I'm wanna tie _______ to my bed and then, have sex
>>6516093
...
QUICK, THE SPANIARDS ARE COMING! ALL HANDS AHOY, UNLESS YE WANT TO BE SERVED WITH A FINE PLATE OF TOMATOES!
>>6516122
I think that it would fall over unless it was reenforced to the plate it was served on.
The Eiffel Tower is 1,063 feet tall.
>>6516114
Always the rude one aren't you? Surprised you aren't known for that, you had a chance to ask either way. But at least you have me for now.
>>6516076
Well when your city is a mishmash of every society crammed into one culture you get the absolute mess that is Anhk-Morpork.
Vampires have managed to control their lusts by using different addictions, theres an animal home for abandoned dragons, crime is not only organized but legalized. Madness. But its what Im used to. Of course news that the watch has a werewolf spreads quickly so criminals have resorted to numerous cheap tricks to deal with me. Always distracting me with perfumes and aromas. Pain to track. But yeah, Im the watches sniffer dog.I could tell you a lot about everyone here.
>>6516124
As expected. You pick the one thing you eat when it's a special occasion. I guess that explains why you look like you're about to keel over.
>>6516142
I didn't want to be rude, I just assumed all she cared about was her fleet, and I know that was a mistake...
>>6516166
>>6516132
Ok Asgore, good luck trying to find exist alternative universes
>>6516135
I know, I don't even know how it can be created in the first place...
Interesting, the Eiffel Tower is in the United Kingdom?
>IRL I know its located in France
>>6516177
>trying to find if exist alternative universes
>>6516177
Thanks, Sorona! Good luck with...uh...whatever you're doin' right now!
>>6516177
Magic? Although it's a cop-out for an explanation, it's really the only explanation there IS for this kind of thing.
The Eiffel Tower is... Eurgh. It's located in France, where that wanker lives. It's well-known, and a really good tourist attraction.
>>6516171
Assumption can be just as bad. You can really be an idiot but at least you learn.
>>6516171
Shut the fuck up, nigger.
>>6516155
>Kaito holds a melting Popsicle over her.
Stop sleeping so much, you'll start atrophying.
>>6516156
Hmm...I'd say you've got my interest. Unfortunately, I can't explore it any further right now. Perhaps we can continue this when we meet again. I know a little about bringing certain...baggage to a team...but I expect you might have sniffed a bit of that out already. Later, wolfie.
>>6516160
Looks can be deceiving. You above all people should know that. Let's end it there for now; I've got to go.
>flies off somewhere
>>6516188
Thank you Asgore
>>6516199
I think that cake wasn't made in a traditional way...
Oh, where that cuck called France lives, its sad o know the talent of some people was wasted in wrong places.
It was nice to talk with both of you, but now I need to rest, goodnight darlings.
>>6516209
I-I know, and I'm sorry, I'll apologize to her when I get the chance.
>>6516217
S-Sorry
>>6516242
Nighty night!
>>6516242
It mustn't have been. It makes so much sense. Oh, if only it could be replicated in a normal way...
Not a cuck in the slightest. The man sleeps with everyone in the vicinity. He's a twat, but that tower looks amazing at night...
Good night, love, and have a good sleep.
>>6516254
>>6516252
...
Israel. Where have you been?
>>6516233
Later broomstick.
>>6516242
Goodnight, please have a good rest and pleasant dreams.
>>6516254
...What's a Jew?
>>6516267
What's an..."Israel"?
>>6516300
Don't try to play dumb with me. You still owe me those five dollars. Since you're here, I may as well collect them now.
Pay up.
>>6516223
>A piece of the melting popsicle has fallen on her face, waking her up.
...You're not helping with that either, Besides, it's already too late.
>>6516246
>pats head
There there, it'll be fine. She'll understand a very big step up I got to say.
>>6516313
Wha-?
Human, I'm not...whoever that is.
now you guys are rid of me. Happy? I'm gona go back to sobbing into my fucking pillow.
>>6516328
Your disguise and kid-sounding voice won't fool me, Israel. I need those five dollars back now to buy some tea!
>>6516338
No, come back, we still need your banter around here. I can't keep up with the demands.
>>6516338
I OFFERED TO GIVE YOU A HANDJOB BUT NOOOOO
>>6516338
Don't do that, your pillow will get all wet
>>6516338
>Grabs you
>Throws you at the large tiddy anime girl >>6516270
>>6516362
just like you ;)
>>6516356
I, uh...I just remembered I gotta do that thing...yeeaahhh...
>Smolgore turns and runs in the other direction.
>>6516338
What the heck grimes? There was a cute animu grill wanting to fug you.
>>6516368
>smacks with newspaper
>>6516370
Not like I went far away or something.
>>6516372
OH, YOU BLOODY GIT! I KNEW IT WAS YOU! YOU OWE ME FOR SPREADING THOSE RUMOURS, YOU TWAT~!
>Britain just books after the smol gote, looking positively stark-raving mad.
I feel like shit. h-how do I evben get back into the discord chat? that thing is broken as fuck and people can't invite people
>>6516315
>He leans down and grabs it, though it being slippery that takes a bit.
And you're saying you wouldn't be asleep any other time of the day?
>He finally gets a hold of it and pops it in his mouth.
But I've decided to try and make you more active.
>>6516398
Though it was for a while! I think.
>>6516409
>caring about discord
Stay here and chill with me instead. Fuck t .
>>6516409
by uninstalling discord and never installing it again
I summon _____
The more I visit the HG discord, the more I want to shitpost here and in ERP
>>6516416
Well I suppose it was a little while, I lose track of these things sometimes.
>>6516317
It's the least I can do, I don't want anyone to think I'm rude.
>>6516414
Making me more active? Come on...
I already did something during my day, taking care of the Shrine, counting Today's donations... and making sure that someone isn't causing an Incident.
>>6516448
We all do. The sort of things that drag you away tend to be the sort that blur the passage of time
>>6516454
You say that but, well I only really ever see you sleeping around, plus that isn't really much especially for someone that apparently terrifyingly strong.
>He crouches down next to her.
Aren't there other people at your shrine other than you as well?
>>6516455
Well that's a lovely way of putting it. Does seem like I missed much, I mean the place isn't on fire at least.
>>6516449
Least you can do is not make people think you're an idiotic rude masochist right? Now I think it's time for bed so good night Koyomi
>>6516499
True enough. I'm certain some things have changed, but all in all we're still here! I have to say, your games are always missed when you're away.
>>6516515
It's not just about making them think so, I have to show them... But I guess you can watch me try that tomorrow, sleep well Hitagi.
>>6516519
Heh, that can't be right, but thanks.
>>6516544
A modest idol seems almost contradictory, yet here you are! Perhaps the most astounding creature within HG, if only by nature.
First... 24..
>>6516599
Irisviel con Einzbern
>>6516599
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Even if it's a joke, I have to try.
>>6516599
Lala
>>6516613
von*, excuse me.
>>6516583
My ego isn't that small, praise is nice once in a while, like positive reinforcement
>>6516496
It's not that I'm being fairly strong. It's just I know the ways on persuading someone, and fighting makes it a little more easier.
Let's see... Except for people like Marisa that usually visits me, or the rare visits from the Villagers that wanted a blessing, I'm the only Shrine Maiden living on the Hakurei Shrine.
>>6516599
Jigoku no Fubuki
>>6516599
Adler
>>6516599
Meme lesbian
>>6516599
Link
>>6516599
Artorias
>>6516599
Captain Jack Sparrow
>>6516599
Reimu Hakurei
>>6516599
Nafuka
>>6516599
Izaya Orihara
>>6516599
Reigen Arataka
>>6516599
Riko Sakurauchi
>>6516599
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>6516599
Angua von uberwald
>>6516599
Kaito
>>6516599
Asriel Dreemurr
>>6516641
>>6516599
Amakusa Shirou Kotomine
>>6516624
It's often more motivating at the very least. A game may be starting, so I bid you farewell for now.
>>6516599
Himiko Yumeno
>>6516599
Link
>>6516599
Araragi
>>6516599
Umi Sonoda
>>6516599
Tomoko
>>6516660
yup, I myself will be off to bed, nighto!
>>6516599
Baki the Grappler
>>6516599
The Tornado Of Terror
>>6516599
Mugen
>>6516689
>>6516679
Goodnight
>>6516704
Thanks!
>>6516599
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>6516599
Dorse
>>6516704
You've my gratitude for now, whatever that's worth boy.
>>6516704
Thank you.
oh....L-late go? p-pls give me a spot....pls...
>>6516599
Frederica Miyamoto
>>6516599
Corporal Adrian Shephard
>>6516712
>hikiGAYa hachiman
>>6516625
Ha, yeah I'm sure it's easier to just bear them into submission right? Ugh, that kind of thinking is kind of scary..
>He keeps the melting Popsicle over her.
At least sit up.
>>6516679
Goodnight little sis, have a pleasant rest.
>>6516752
So original
>>6516599
The circle
>>6516768
Fuck.
Hit me.
...
>>6516724
>>6516779
Swap me with this poor soul.
>>6516683
>>6516779
Host you can give my spot to my sister.
>>6516779
Swap please.
>>6516654
>>6516724
Since he asked nicely.
>>6516793
>>6516798
>>6516801
>>6516803
And now where the fuck is my spot, huh?
>>6516779
It is of no importance to bother yourself at the moment, however in the event that I win I would like for my name to be corrected to Irisviel von Einzbern.
Thank you.
>>6516779
It's... Not a joke? Alright! Thank you for hosting, lad, and proceed when you're ready.
>>6516779
Sorry but I was literally going to sleep when that got posted.
I'll host tomorrow.
>>6516817
In the garbage
>>6516830
Congratulations Link..?
Thanks for hosting anyway, have a goodnight's rest!
>>6516830
Daily reminder that we are allowed to shit on Squid for doing this.