Hunger Games Thread!
>does donuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVXIK1xCRpY
>>6513756
anime girls are shit
>>6513780
you're shit
i hate niggers
uh guys
>>6513756
Miss slow down I dont want to arrest you for carting while drunk!
>>6513742
So it botched the job and fled? Take my advice as someone who has had a vampire co-worker. The best method to stop them, is to stay away and pretend nothing happened. Vengeance will only cause unexpected problems and can get you killed, if it gets too much, give me the vampires address and il do a blood addiction intervention
>>6513809
I hate ningens
>>6513756
Don't drink and drive.
>>6513756
>Audioslave
>>6513717
Assassin's guild? I've been from one edge of the galaxy to the other and I've never heard of that.
Neither have my bosses, and they're the richest crime lords you'll ever see.
>repost
>>6513875
>>6513853
If it botched the job than that means..I'm not going to become a vampire after all! Yesss.
>>6513853
>>6513864
My sincere apologies, I did not realize that my driving would be so jarring to you. However I can assure you that I am not under the influence of any alcohol at the present time.
>>6513876
>>6513850
HUMAN, I THINK MOST OF OTHER HUMANS ARE SLEEPING, OR LURKING!. I KNOW IS A BIT BORING JUST WITH ONLY 11 PERSONS, BUT DON'T WORRY!. I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS THE ONLY PERSON YOU NEED IN HERE!. BECAUSE I HAVE THE ENERGY OF A THOUSAND HORSES!. I CAN BE ALL THE NIGHT IF I WANT, BUT.. I NEED A LOT OF ENERGY FOR THE DAY!.
Post what you're listening to.
>>6513924
just a little relaxing music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY92NAdGaR4
>>6513924
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw3k0ADYsm4
>>6513924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_exh76zsfak
>>6513924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fFT_KpBJ8
Why is nobody posting.
>>6513953
i'm lurking
>>6513953
Holiday weekend, I'm sure we'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow...
>>6513924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUl6hPCYAvc
>>6513953
>Cause I'm off playing other games.
>>6513953
Falling asleep on myself
>>6513953
I'm trying to draw and doing my tasks for tomorrow.
>>6513891
If you do, my advice is to get a hobby, and treat that hobby as if its your LIFE.
>>6513875
Good start, working hours?
>>6513881
Do you have any licenses to prove youre a certifed, professional mercenary?
And YES there is a difference. That difference being if those crime lords find out some jackass is on their streets killing their victims, they will go crusades on you harder then any night watch would want to.
Were doing this for your protection as much as the people, bud.
>>6513914
I thought as much, not even a sniff of liquor on you.
>>6513965
Haha, where did you find this?
>>6513914
Normally you wouldn't do that just driving down a road so my first thought was that you were in fact drunk
>>6513953
I'M DOING MY BEST!, BUT THERE'S ALMOST NOBODY TO TALK TO..
>>6513980
A hobby? What about Senshado? Senshado is fine right?
>>6513924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-XONxvdq4Y
>>6514025
The Hunchback of Notre Dame is the best Disney movie imo
>>6513953
why should I
>>6514019
Senwhato?
>>6513924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxmFbKfe5Yc
What is the worst circlejerk here?
>>6513980
Yes. I do and it keeps the Empire off my ass.
Also no, they won't. Because there's these two beautiful things I have called an airlock and an EE-3.
>>6513980
I am glad we were able to come to an understanding.
>>6513992
Seeing as there is presently not much to do I thought that I would entertain myself by driving. I find that it is a very relaxing way to clear your mind, if you can believe that.
Give me tributes for a game.
>>6514075
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6514075
Desmond Sycamore
>>6514075
Furry porn
>>6514075
Sleepy Accel
>>6514075
Ana
>>6514075
Blueberry sans
>>6514075
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>6513980
Late at night, or whatever usually it's up to my mediators decision. Hard to say really, the schedule's a bit "funky". My line of work is underground, sorry if I'm being vague and all... I'm just really uncomfortable talking about what I do in public.
>>6514075
Nishikata
>>6514075
Smolgore
>>6514057
anime
>>6514075
The Wrench
>>6514075
Maki Nishikino
>>6514075
Avenger
>>6514034
It's pretty good, yeah. Great villains.
>>6514075
Kaptin Bluddflagg
>>6514075
Baki Hanma
>>6514075
Irisviel von Einzbern
>>6514075
Himiko Yumeno
>>6514065
Driving calms your nerves? first thing I heard of that, would you gurantee ones safety if they were in the car?
>>6514075
Shirou Kotomine
>>6514075
Lala
>>6514075
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>6514075
Starman
>>6514091
cute :3
>>6514075
Riko Sakurauchi
>>6514075
Boba Fett
>>6514075
Lelei la Lelena
>>6514075
Sailor Mars
>>6514075
Capra Demon
>>6514075
Fumi Kanno
>>6514075
Sol Mosaicguy
>>6514075
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>6514075
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6514075
Ken Kaneki
>>6514075
Ranma Saotome
>>6514075
Pom
>>6514075
Goro Akechi
>>6514075
Thorfinn Karlsefni
>plays every single character from an anime
>Kamina
>>6514126
>concern
>>6514152
How did you do that
>>6514075
Byakuya Togami
>>6514075
Gilgamesh
>>6514075
Loto
>chastises every person in the thread
>>6514075
Officer Beros
>>6514182
What a fat little piggy you are. Oink oink, I'll turn you into bacon.
>>6514177
What is your concern?
>>6514075
Corporal Adrian Shephard
>>6514189
i, refuse
>>6514120
Only as much as one could promise safety in a vehicle. I would consider myself to be quite an experienced driver, however on the road I can only account for my own actions. For example, if an eighteen wheeler would neglect to stop at their given location and continued on to slam into my own vehicle, I do not believe I could do much to protect the passenger.
However in an open location free from other vehicles such as this I can ensure that no harm would come to the passenger as a result of my driving.
>>6514075
Augua von überwald
>>6514060
Then let me see them and we wont have a problem.
>>6514065
I'm glad to see it.
@6514196
Very clever and original, anonymous. I can tell it took a lot of brainpower to come up with something so witty and demeaning.
>>6514178
>I ripped the texture map off of Sol's XRD model.
I only need 6 more for 48.
>>6514223
Ema Skye
>>6514223
Classy Raven
>>6514075
Corvo Attano
>>6514037
You've never heard of it? I'm not sure how to describe it, but it's like a vehicular sport.
>>6514075
Latehip
>>6514223
The Captain
>>6514223
Yumemi Okazaki
>>6514223
Amami Rantaro
>>6514157
Kiritsugu! It is a great relief for me to see that you are doing well... I trust all things are going smoothly for you?
>>6514174
B-But I'm none of the fate avas in-thread barring Kerry currently...
>It's an autocropper wants me dead episode.
Take your slightly damaged roster and make your swaps. I'll give you two minutes.
>>6514223
Artoria Pendragon.
>>6514210
>he takes out a holographic device and hands it to you
Which one do you want to see. I have numerous.
>>6514206
This is why I don't like cars...but it's not like an accident will occur often right? I might need a ride home.
>>6514278
I am prepared for this bout.
>>6514240
So what, its a form of cart racing? You better keep that off the streets.
>>6514241
>you and her can smell each other a mile off
.....
...
Captain
>>6514283
The ones relevent to licensed, legalized murder
>>6514282
>>6514257
>>6514278
>>6514282
>>6514182
Go ahead and put Saber in instead of me. She's the one that insists on trying to protect me anyhow.
>>6514278
Although I would like to take part in this, I do believe she'd be better suited for my spot. I'll partake in the next round if I'm able to.
>>6514097
>>6514282
Please, and thank you.
>>6514278
Let's do this!
>>6514300
>>6514298
So... all of them? This is gonna take you awhile.
>>6514278
I am ready, let's go!!
Swaps done, but where do I even begin...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXeaXriRT1o
You're so god damn bad at killing eachother...
>>6514291
If you are asking for me to take you somewhere I do not see a problem in it provided that you do not live too far away. As I have said before I enjoy driving.
>>6514298
Not exactly, but what exactly it is doesn't really matter, it's fun and teaches women important skills.
>>6514363
Today isn't my birthday, but thanks anyway.
>>6514363
They may think I'm here to praise some god, but I'm actually here to show off.
>>6514363
>The professor looks around and sees nothing but waste as far as the eye can see
...Hmph... Well, then.
>He dusts himself off
I suppose I should find civilization first of all.
>>6514363
Hm. Six seconds off makes a difference, I suppose, but I'll keep on going regardless.
...Have you ever heard of "makeup", by any chance? Please tell me you have.
>>6514338
I've had worse then this its fine. lets just stay away from the traffic, I get excited seeing a busy street sometimes.
>>6514363
Tonights your lucky night, so give a round of ap-paws-e before I leave.
>>6514377
You know what taught me skills? Work.
>>6514363
I don't even understand the point of this.
>>6514363
The second day brings back a good friend of ours, the bath house mutant! Say hi everyone!
Just when I though you couldn't get any worse, you're now playing football and rhyming at one another.
At least some of you remembered. You know, that this is a death arena.
>>6514363
...Did I do it?!
>>6514393
And why is that exactly?
>>6514422
Th-thank you! I'll treasure it forever!
>>6514422
If you intend to be intimidating, I suggest cutting out the rapping while trying to threaten people.
>>6514422
It'd be obvious that I'd win.
>>6514422
OH GOD!! Sorry, was a mistake...
Jude is a faggot
>>6514363
Ha, 'da 'umie kan't keep 'erself togetha while drink'n
>>6514468
Fuck off Kamina. This is what you call a shitpost?
>>6514300
>Silly anon.
>>6514306
A wise choice, Togami. Stand aside and let me take care of this, I cannot risk your life like last time.
>>6514309
Late, but your attempt is appreciated, to some degree.
>>6514363
>The song was nothing more than the sound of her sword cutting through their flesh with a single strike.
>>6514422
Pathetic, you not only failed to attack me, but you also dirtied the table I was eating on. I will acknowledge you no longer, clown.
>>6514422
Thank you for hosting.
>>6514393
Well, I could become a professional player if I'm dedicating my life to it like you suggested.
>>6514422
Looking good, but I think we could move a little faster.
>>6514476
Yes
>>6514422
But...but Tori says I'm cool...
>>6514365
Do you know where the closet church is? I'm sort of lost which is a bit embarrassing.
>>6514429
Personal reasons.
>>6514422
>>6514447
Yeah, yeah now hand over the cash.
>>6514484
Thats more like it!
>>6514422
The swapped one resumes her rampage, though this time she's not taking any lives. We also learn the fate of dogs in Olathe; not good.
The tall dark handsome one is gone. Good riddance I say.
>>6514496
It was easy. Though he's a bulking brute, he is simply a skeleton, I only need but cut his spine just right...
>>6514494
How much did you want from me again?
>>6514496
>runs away while holding back tears
H-How come she's so little yet so strong!?
>>6514477
By six seconds. Well, I suppose you're in regardless. Knock 'em dead, love, so I don't have to do it for you.
>>6514496
...
A-Are you that girl that offered me soggy cake before? Unhand me right now!
>>6514496
I prefer it to be this way
>>6514496
I...*huff*...I dunno what it means...*puff*...b-but if it's a statue...maybe the humans worship it!
>>6514487
I shit better than that.
Go back to practicing, and threatening to shitpost me, it does you better than humiliating yourself with posts like that.
>>6514494
I should be going after this match, so I should get around to introducing myself. It's not my real name, but call me Rosehip.
>>6514496
Poor thing.
>>6514494
Crowded streets piss me off especially when the entire galaxy knows who I am, so I tend to avoid them.
>>6514496
Guys. I'll let this go only for now. I implore you to reconsider with messing someone, who would pummel your face beyond recognition.
>>6514496
You're still playing football...
We learn the fate of dogs in Olathe today toug- Wait, did I already use that one? Goddamnit.
Among some of the solo disappearances, Ranma tries that motorcycle trick again.
The fellow behind Megaman and Starlord...he wouldn't happen to be hiding around here somewhere, would he?
>>6514551
Okay, why are you idiots throwing hammers around? You do know it's incredibly unsafe, right?
>>6514493
I think I know of an abandoned one not to far away, however I assume you would prefer a more populated one...
>Irisviel stops for a moment to think
There is a Pentecostal Church of Christ that is about a thirty minute drive from here, does that sound familiar to you?
>>6514551
Another one?! These GOT'ta be human gods...or somethin'!
>>6514253
>Kiritsugu jumps, caught by surprise.
Iri!
Yes...yes I'm doing fine. Things have been...okay.
How are you doing? Have any issues?
>>6514551
You really are the best guy, aren't you? I'd gladly die for someone willing to put this much time and money into my birthday. Thanks a bunch.
>>6514567
Last I heard he went star gazing.
>>6514551
>>6514567
I agree. If this keeps up I'm afraid I'll have to go elsewhere.
>>6514571
>Kissu
>>6514551
Even I'm amazed I managed that.
>>6514517
50 upfront.
>>6514535
Right now show me the goods.
>>6514535
Captain Angua.
>>6514551
As far as curses go, honestly its a pain. Throw me a bone this curse I show disdain.
>>6514567
No why, cant smell em come land sea or sky.
>>6514544
>Meanwhile, Artoria spent all your money in burgers.
>>6514522
I am in the tournament and I already ended the life of two of my enemies. You have no need to intervene, in fact, I will eliminate you as well.
>>6514551
I warned you. This vicious tiger will proceed to tear you appart and consume your flesh, behold your anihilation, fool.
>>6514551
Friends are some of the most valuable things you can have in this wasteland. Almost as valuable as sleep.
If you see someone sleeping, don't provoke them.
Man, is it just me or are a load of you really uncool this game?
>>6514567
...You didn't host while I was gone again, did you? Your big 150?
>>6514551
I have never had a bike, i need to practice!
>>6514601
Goods?
>>6514616
It's still not my birthday, but thanks.
>>6514571
I don't think so...but my memory can be pretty hazy. if it's alright with you we can check it
>>6514616
...Nothing I need to pay attention to. Time for me to move on.
>>6514601
>he digs around in his pocket and pulls out nothing
Dang! I think I left my wallet at home!
Hey, I'll pay you back some other day, okay? I promise I'll get your your 50 yen.
>>6514616
Maki! Shirou! Come back and fight you cowards!
>>6514616
What, done already?
>>6514606
I saw that. I'm not blind, believe it or not. What a bold statement. Why, thinking you could take down me, while a reasonable assumption, is completely foolish. You've got guts, and I admire that.
>>6514616
Meramera to, moyaki tsukuse...
>>6514606
>well spent.
>>6514616
Okaaaay?
>>6514616
Big Lincoln makes an appearance this slide. I'll give a change of music in his honor. Hopefully you can hear it down in Hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWHxy2nFW4k
Plenty of gang warfare to be had today. Best advice I can give you is to just stay out of it.
>>6514586
Hmm. I can only hope our paths cross sometime in the near future.
>>6514589
Might as well stay. People acting stupid is par for the course here.
>>6514601
You sound sure. Have you checked?
>>6514616
Oh, no, just the pre-game to determine the four bosses. It was observation only, so the record of events is on the other chan. You know the one.
>>6514660
Only a complete fool would accept this invitation.
>>6514663
I've discovered. Though you at least seem to have some sense.
>>6514663
> is on the other chan
...what, infinity?
>>6514660
AAAAAAAAA-
...O-Oh, thank you, human!
>>6514643
>she takes back the porn
No cash no sale, come sleet or hail.
>>6514616
>thats pretty canon kek
I spy with my little eye a foolish sign.
>>6514663
I sniffed his scent for a 10 miles, and trust me did that take a while.
>>6514660
Whats worse smelling of bog or wet dog.
>>6514660
What no one knows is that all you have to do is crawl through them instead of stepping on them! It's simple, really.
>>6514660
More gangstuff. Didn't you hear what I just said about that?
At least some of you are headstrong.
>>6514663
Well it's not as if the results affect me any, but maybe I'll check later.
>>6514721
Yeah, THAAAAANKS, human.
>>6514698
>he takes ahold of the poor and starts pulling it
At least give me a few minutes to say goodbye to it!
>>6514721
...Hm, that technique was much more useful than I would have expected. Now to figure out my next objective...
Phew, weddings are so tired man...
I know that because I was invited to one and now I'm back from the wedding
Also, hello everyone
>>6514681
I think this is the second sentence we've ever shared and I already give off that vibe? Can't say I'm displeased.
>>6514691
That'd be the one.
>>6514698
I take it you're some sort of adventurer? You have that sort of rough-and-tumble aura about you.
>>6514721
Could be worth a laugh. A particular tribute had three chances to win and failed miserably.
>>6514721
Who posted that?
>>6514721
Cool!! but plz, don't throw cold water over me, ok? i going to the male bath.
>>6514721
BLOODY HELL, CALM YOURSELF DOWN! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR--
>>6514763
You're telling me. The Royal Wedding was agonising when we planned it! Regardless, good evening, miss.
>>6514721
Spider mutant! Haha, everyone's favourite!
I didn't take him for a Poison-type but to each their own I suppose.
>>6514768
[spoiler]What board? I used to host games there ages ago, and I thought their community died after their main personality was rigging games[/spoiler]
>>6514763
Hah. Yeah, they can be something, eh?
>>6514742
Stealings a crime, and whose got baton and badge here?
>>6514721
>I love how at least 3 of her events have involved a continuity of her trying to be a porno artist.
Pettings the important part, get it tight youve earnt their heart.
>>6514768
No my job is to make sure they obey the law Im sure.
>>6514781
Fuck you, you, ewe, that too, especially you and the lot of you.
Why does /hga/ keep giving me 502 errors
>>6514781
I died again..The Crusader is wrecked too.
>>6514763
Hiya Sorona! Never been'ta a wedding, but, maybe one day...me n'Tori'll have our own!
>>6514768
I just saw the results from that. I almost won it!
>>6514580
As long as you are doing well, then I am well too. I have no complaints.
>>6514594
Please do not do that.
>>6514630
Very well, just let me know when you are ready to leave.
>>6514809
shitty website
>>6514778
I know, right?
When I married Siiren, the wedding was so stressful and tiring.
Regardless, good night, lord.
>>6514799
Maybe
>>6514809
all of infinity is fugged up right now. Every board is like that
>>6514768
I think of myself as a good judge of character. Though a bit strict. I am Professor Desmond Sycamore. A pleasure.
>>6514781
Quite a gamble I took, but it worked.
>>6514781
I know it's been a while but you should know better than to tussle with the elite. Snakes are a no go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjsBVRo8VVE
>>6514804
Hey, porn's a good business in Olathe. I don't blame you.
>>6514790
Hotel-golf-alpha.
>>6514804
Oh, so you're a cop. You might be pleased to know that I fight crime as well.
>>6514820
You'll have a chance to spoil somebody's day, though. There's always that. You could be the first boss to achieve that.
>>6514843
Raven's the name. Pleasure to meet you, too...professor of what, if I may ask?
>>6514828
It's just amazing how stressful the whole thing was! You'd think that royal weddings would be like normal ones, but no! Ergh. It's a good thing it's done and over with, I suppose. It makes everything more simple, yes, Lady?
>>6514854
Thank you, second best Teen Titan
>>6514828
Well, at least from my experience they can be.
Anyway, got a name dragon-lizard-alligator... uh.... Person?
>>6514847
I dont mean to blow your own horn
But no-one else could hear us.
So im pretty sure you trumped it.
>>6514854
Please tell me you arnt a vigilante.
>>6514847
Its true, its good in Anhk-Morpork too
>>6514847
...Hm, more relaxing here than I thought it would be. Wouldn't you all agree?
>>6514854
I am a professor of archaeology, but I've taken a leave of absence to investigate this area.
>>6514820
Hello King Asgore!
I hope you and Toriel can be a great marriage one day
>>6514860
I know, royal weddings are complety different from the common ones!!
Well... yew
>>6514822
You're very nice Miss, My name is Shirou Kotomine by the way.
I'm feeling kind of lonely right now.
>>6514847
Problem?
>>6514847
This was almost a lazy day but two people just had to fuck up.
>>6514854
Wait, I'm...I'm gonna be a boss? But Alphy told me I'm already a boss monster, or somethin'!
>Also holy fuck is that site gay. 502's for everyone!
>>6514890
>Smolgore blushes.
T-Thanks! So, uhh...whose weddin' was it?
>>6514899
Perhaps you should seek some company? Oh, but it's quite late... How about giving a friend or family member a call?
>>6514901
>The professor sleeps soundly
>>6514804
You do, don't you...
Listen, I just need one little thing from this, and then I'll come back tomorrow to pay you off. Deal?
>>6514921
Most of my friends and family are sleeping. I don't want to bother them.
>>6514899
YOU ARE NOT ALONE, HUMAN!. I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS WITH YOU!
>Hugs
>>6514899
I'll talk to you as long as you promise not to pull any funny stuff on me.
>>6514874
>got a name dragon-lizard-alligator...
HEY!!
Show respect to a monarch, you pleb!!
I'm the Empress Sorona von Hartellia
ruler of the Yulean Western Empire
What is your name, human?
>>6514913
>My brother IRL
>>6514933
Umm... Asgore
who is this talking skeleton?
>>6514890
It's probably because of how important the people getting married are, but God help me if it isn't annoying at times. Oh, well.
Then I guess there's nothing to worry about. If the cake was delicious, then it makes up for everything.
>>6514899
Well, perhaps I could talk to you if you wish me to. If not, then maybe do your favourite activities?
>>6514869
Second? Well, everybody's got opinions. I won't fault you for having one, too.
>>6514883
Nah. We've got the blessing of the local authorities. Not that they could stop us if we didn't, but we don't like to make things more complicated than necessary.
>>6514888
>with interest
Archaeology? You wouldn't happen to know a Hershel Layton, would you?
>>6514913
By virtue of your claiming the most kills, yes. You're the third of four.
>yep, their servers are vacuum tubes held together with peanut butter and raccoon pelts
>>6514854
Just poppin' in to ask quick, but since we're experiencing some technical crap and I can't open the nitty gritties, what did I get? Or was I even in it?
>>6514899
You're not alone in being lonely, stranger.
>>6514901
Note to self: Don't sleepwalk.
>>6514899
H-Hey, we can stand together... if you're lonely. If you uh... don't mind of course.
>>6514928
No deal.
>>6514899
call me when it's a quarter after 1 adn you're a little drunk
>>6514973
>let go of the smug and walks away utterly defeated
>>6514931
That's understandable. Perhaps you'd like to mingle with the rest of us? Though I get the impression that you'd rather not.
>>6514958
...Yes, I do. Has he been here before?
>>6514961
Wait until the last moment and... Yes! It pays to keep some stamina in reserve.
>>6514894
Do you think so? I see, thank you, I have been told that quite often. I am known as Irisviel von Einzbern. It is nice to make your acquaintance.
A dingo ate muh baby!
>>6514985
>smug
>I meant smut
>When you're looking for art of a character but all you get is mountains of gay porn
>>6514949
>Ah, nice. How was it? I haven't actually gone to an IRL wedding myself.
Uhhh...he LOOKS kinda like Sansy, but...not? He dresses kinda weird, n'he's also waaay louder.
>>6514958
Awesoooome! I'm gonna be the best boss ever!
>>6514950
Exactly, a monarch needs to show magnificence to his/her people.
Yes, the cake was so delicious!!
Mmm... Strawberry cake.
>>6514991
DINGOES DON'T EAT BABIES!
>>6515006
Gay porn and useless shipping shit.
>>6514961
To spare myself the trouble of redoing this slide, I'll just tell you that the little witch girl is absolutely fine.
>>6514959
Ah, Harley. I was rooting for you, but it didn't work out so well. You got...
>checks the record book
...sixteenth. Tripped over a dud landmine and fell onto an active landmine.
>>6514987
He has. He's won one of my games before. You one of his colleagues?
>>6515007
Perhaps. As I've said, the bosses haven't had much luck in asserting their will over the proceedings.
>>6515006
rating:safe -yaoi
You could also add -2boys -multipleboys and solo to further remove the gay
>>6514933
I'd rather not be touched by a pile of bones, sorry.
>>6514936
Haha. What kind of funny stuff are we talking about?
>>6514950
I'm fine with talking for a little while.
>>6514960
Well, that gives a bit of hope.
>>6514964
Justs standing? That's kind of odd, don't you think?
>>6514981
Will do.
>>6514987
I don't know, it'd probably make me feel better.
>>6514949
Hey woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah slow down there buster brown, I may be Canadian and have a different monarch but I am not a pleb!
Jeez. My name is Sips.
>>6515028
That last event might be missing a word.
>>6515030
Ah, figures. It was fun to join the show though, bossman or not. Thanks, Bookworm! I'll be off.
>>6514949
>>6515007
LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I'M THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, ALMOST MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD!. AND THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME!... I THINK
>>6515028
And now she's not.
>>6515043
I took note of that, yes.
>>6515028
Hmph. Congratulations to you.
>>6515030
We traveled together once before, yes. Out of curiosity, when was the last time you've seen him?
>>6515033
Why not give it a try then? I assure you there's no harm.
>>6515006
>not saving the gay porn
>>6515006
>It's hard.
>>6515012
They do, but it attracts unwanted attention. Especially if it's been publicised beforehand.
Strawberry cake? I'm a fan of chocolate myself, but I suppose that strawberry was just as good. How big was it?
>>6515033
Is that so? Alright. Let's find a topic to talk about, shall we?
...I heard that it was Thanksgiving recently. How was it for you? Boring? Exciting?
>>6515033
It's better than being alone...
>>6515069
But he's pure, PURE!
>>6515065
>The professor pulls out a saber and points it toward the horizon dramatically
...Well, this is silly.
>He puts it away and continues on.
>>6515058
No problem. Try not to smash too many things out there, Harl.
>>6515068
Hmm...it's been a good while. His win was many months ago. Not that I've been around every day since then, so I couldn't say with certainty when he was here last.
>>6515065
Listen, fun and games are nice, but can we kill eachother?
>>6515006
>not saving the gay porn.
What are you doing?
>>6515033
Making a fool out of me for one, or straight up embarrassing me. I get those two enough as it is at school from Takagi-san.
>>6515085
>wh-who?
>>6515030
Yeah, but I'm gonna be the best one of 'em all! I'm gonna do this, n'then this, n'...!
>As he says this, Smolgore swings his trident around, pretending to fight invisible enemies.
>>6515062
So...y'ARE Sansy, but you're, like...really fancy, n'loud, n'kinda, uh...fulla yourself, I guess. I dunno.
>>6515006
>When you look for art but most is tumblr-style trash
Looks like hotwheels just crashed our lifeboat with no survivors.
>>6515068
I'll do that. Thanks.
>>6515072
Pretty boring. I brought some green bean casserole that barely anybody ate and just sat in the crowd of cousins as we watched the Redskins game. There's been better but there's been worse.
>>6515080
True.
>>6515098
Don't worry, I won't do any of that. I'd end up embarrassing myself in the process of embarrassing you. Who's Takagi-san?
>>6515085
>Pure
The gay porn proved you wrong, he's a slut! SLUT!
>>6515114
rip
>>6515093
...An off-screen death.
This pace does not amuse me.
Arena Event next slide, and with that, a winner.
>>6515102
This gorgeous mystery man.
>>6515118
NO! FUCK YOU! HE'S THE PUREST!
>>6515091
I see...
>The professor frowns, but soon brings back a smile
I'm sure he's just fine. Solving puzzles and whatnot.
>>6515093
I have no intention of listening to this...
>>6515115
Oh, you don't need to thank me. A gentleman is always courteous to those in distress.
>>6514990
Well you're very considerate at least. Nice to meet you Einzbern. It's obviously known as to why you get told that you're nice since you have the courtesy
>>6515007
>It was boring, also I meet a person who I hate in that wedding, sadly its a member of my family, my cousin. (I don't wanna talk about him)
Oh, ok...
That skeleton looks likd a child.
>>6515036
Wait, are you not a pleb?
Sorry if I offend you, it is nice to meet you Sips.
>what is a Canadian? Its a country from the Earth?
>>6515062
Hello there, Magnificent Sans!!
>Asgore, do you have a royal guard? Nice.
>>6515072
I know, right?
I like both, but sadly the chocolate was over, so instead, it was a strawberry cake.
I don't remember exactly, maybe it was like 190"
>>6515135
>Kanji
The fuck did you expect?
>>6515121
Spicy
>>6515135
>not avaing wacky shadow kanji
>>6515129
Again? Well, I suppose there's no harm. This place is lovely!
>>6515135
>I-I was wrong then.
>He's the most purest character on the game and the best girl.
>>6515148
>suggesting things to people
>>6515115
She's this girl that gets off on doing cruel stuff to me. It's almost like she has some supernatural power that allows her to do stuff that get my goat all the time.
I've counted, and she averages making me feel some sort of negative emotion 50 times a day.
>>6515112
>backs up
Whoa there, killer. Save it for the arena...and people without flowing clothes that can get snagged on tridents.
>>6515137
And I'm sure he wouldn't have it any other way. But back to you...how long have you been here? I certainly sense a kindred spirit with Layton, but you're a new face, at least to me.
>>6515115
All-in-all, it was average. Better than nothing. You know, I never really celebrate America's holidays (because of the Revolutionary War and the such), so I haven't witnessed Thanksgiving for myself. What's it like, exactly?
>>6515142
It's ANNOYING. Eurgh. Maybe I'm just being a sadsack.
Both are good. Try to get the chocolate cake before anyone else next time.
...190"? Erm. How much is that in... Metric? You see, I'm not like America, so I don't know how big that is...
>>6515160
>bitching about something to someone out of nowhere
>>6515129
GENTLEMEN AND FEMININE GENTLEMEN
STRAP YOURSELVES IN, BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR THE ETERNAL WRESTLING CONGREGATION!
E! W! C!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGfIiQ95gXY
YOU PANSIES DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE!
...But wait. Someone forgot to show up.
>>6515143
>I was fully expecting it, Just...not this much.
>Like holy shit.
>>6515148
>That'd be too memey, you fuck.
>>6515156
>Fucking told you so
>>6515112
YOU FORGOT TO SAY "MAGNIFICENT"!
>>6515142
HELLO, UH... WHAT ARE YOU?
>>6515186
>shadow kanji is a top meme, you shit
>>6515178
HERE'S YOUR CHAMP
>>6515177
>being
>>6515177
>>6515160
>>6515200
Quit bitching you two, I dont want to deal with a fight right now.
>>6515168
I first arrived here two weeks ago, but I've returned to do some research. I believe that there's an Azran golem or device here capable of resurrecting the fallen.
>>6515178
>the professor revives back in the lobby
What a... unique sensation. Thank goodness I won't have to live with a broken spine for the rest of my life.
>>6515200
Trap Teddie is a more giant meme, you fuck
>>6515202
>a faggot
>>6515142
>I feel you. My cousins on my mom's side are complete white trash and also dicks. Two of the ones around my age got into a fight and one sent the other to the hospital. The same one was also arrested for vandalizing a store by busting the windows. I do not enjoy seeing them.
>>6515168
>Smolgore stops.
O-Oh, sorry! I just really reeeeally wanna win!
>>6515195
But...the Sansy I know never had me say that...are'ya sure you're him?
>>6515216
>I want to fug trap teddie desu
>>6515178
>>6515201
And to think that she wouldn't have won if I was early. Congratulations to her, and thank you for hosting, lad.
...Why is she so familiar?
>>6515201
Thanks for hosting and Congratulations to the Glutton
>>6515174
Maybe, maybe not
I hope the next cake can be a chocolate cake, darling.
Inches, its like 4.8 meters I think.
>>6515195
I'm the Empress of the Western Yulean Empire, Sorona von Hartellia
I'm a dragoness
>>6515178
>>6515201
To think I gave you the winning spot. Hmph.
>>6515201
For some reason I didn't save the placements.
>>6515201
Congrats!
>>6515249
Thanks for hostin'!
Why is irisviel so perfect.
>>6515232
Maybe not, hopefully.
Do you think you could order one next time so everyone could have a chocolate cake? I just thought of this genius idea...
WOW. 4.8 meters... Wide? Tall? Blimey, I know that you're a dragon and all, but that's a huge cake!
>>6515186
>Just keep going and find images of him [spoiler]holding hands[/spoiler]
>>6515225
>wanting to fug trap teddie.
>>6515201
Adequately done, player and host.
>>6515215
I don't much care what it is that keeps us from staying dead; I'm just glad it's still working. What do you think of this place so far?
>>6515224
Stabbing me before I can host the game is a 'really' bad way to make that happen.
>>6515238
Maybe you could've given her a few of your extra pounds. Couldn't have hurt.
>>6515201
thanks for hosting and congrats
>>6515249
Thank you for hosting.
>>6515137
I wouldn't say I'm in distress, but whatever floats your boat, man.
>>6515164
Ouch. That sounds pretty bad. I guess I've had a fair share of Takagi-sans in my life too, so I know where you're coming from.
>>6515174
The romanticized version is a really pure, usually white, upper middle class family all sitting around one table. They talk about what they're thankful for and how they're lucky to be in the great USA, then chow down on some turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, all that good stuff. But in reality, it's mostly just uncles getting drunk, grandparents talking about their dead friends, and kids eating junk food while staring down at their phone the whole time. It's been pretty commercialized like Christmas lately. The Pilgrims are probably spinning in their graves right now.
>>6515263
>you got a problem with that, best grill?
>>6515264
If she wants her figure to get anywhere as magnificent as mine she better start eating more. Letting me take her food from her all the time isn't going to do her any good.
>>6515201
>>6515257
>>6515264
>>6515227
>Finishing the burgers she bought with Baki's stolen money.
>>6515238
You may have given me the spot, but I was the one who used it, Togami. Rejoice, because tonight you were of use.