HG thread. DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD! edition
>>6512331
Shalashaska
>>6512329
And you're the one calling me an asshole? Surely you jest, asshole.
>>6512331
Rosehip
>>6512331 →
Ranma Saotome
>>6512331
Rikka
>>6512369
>>6512369
Still here.
>>6512348
You lose patience with fairies real fast, trust me.
>>6512369
Yes?
>>6512376
>>6512369
Yes?
>>6512369
>still here
>but thinking about a new ava
>>6512369
Rosehip!
>>6512369
Here.
>>6512380
I wouldn't know. The most annoying thing I can think of are girls my own age. If you wanna annoying and demented than take a look at those them and you'll understand.
Attention passengers, this is your new captain speaking. Hold onto your butts, we're due to land on Fyxe Island in 5 minutes. Our former captain thanks you for choosing Wiggins Airlines, featuring in-flight complimentary KFC.
>>6512369
I'm here, kinda sorta.
>>6512369
>>6512415
Ah, is that time already?
>>6512415
TH-There's a Motherfucking snake on your Motherfucking plane!
>>6512415
>in-flight KFC
>so this the future of America..
>>6512415
In-flight complimentary KFC? I'm in.
>>6512429
>kek.
>>6512415
Hmph, I highly prefer the Bostonius, but I do need to continue my research...
>>6512415
I had a dream where someone opened the door during a flight.
What's the physics of that like anyway? Does it act like a vacuum where the air quickly comes in and out or does the air just continue to brush by?
>>6512433
glorious, isn't it?
How's hg doing these days?
Moshi moshi first uid.
Sheukeul geumeus
>>6512415
KFC? Awesome!
>>6512474
Adrian Rollini
>>6512413
Oh, trust me, you don't know the half of it until you deal with people that act like bratty kids that're like, hundreds of years old.
>>6512415
Mmmhm.
>>6512474
Corporal Adrian Shephard
>>6512323 (You)
Nuclear war? You don't hear too much about bombs like those nowadays considering the arsenal most galactic factions have.
>>6512415
Storyteller
First 48 passengers off of the plane and onto the S.S. Cornucopia. Any duplicates will be removed by the TSA!
>>6512474
Crendor
>>6512494
Adrian Rollini
>>6512494
Rika
>>6512494
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6512494
Entoma Vasilissa Zeta
>>6512494
Desmond Sycamore
>>6512260
So a normal kid. I am an adventurer and a storyteller. I travel across the wasteland of nuclear war affected America to find good stories
>>6512323
Small nuclear war that changed the planet. I am just an explorer who documents what happens in this brave new world and what happened before the bombs fell.
>>6512494
Riko Sakurauchi
>>6512494
The Wrench
>>6512494
Joe Rushton
>>6512494
Capra Demon
>>6512494
>>6512499
i got tricked
>>6512494
The Dude
>>6512489
>>6512422
>shoot me now, ask questions later.
>>6512474
>>6512494
Boba Fett
>>6512494
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>6512494
Link
>>6512494
Tenryuu
>>6512494
Evileye
>Female
>>6512494
Rikka Takanashi
>>6512474
Badgoy and Co.
>>6512494
Shalashaska
>>6512494
Storyteller
>>6512486
Grandma's acting like bratty kids...yeah, that has to be a sight for sore eyes indeed.
>>6512494
Nishitaka
>>6512494
Lee Yong Jin
>>6512494
Reisen Udongein Inaba
>>6512494
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>6512494
Irisviel Von Einzbern
>>6512474
>>6512494
You Watanabe
>>6512494
Kurumi And Albrecht
>>6512494
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>6512474
Rosehip
>>6512494
George Olsen
>remove if needed
>>6512494
Baki Hanma
>>6512494
Ivlis the Flame Devil
>>6512494
Sanae Dekomori
>>6512494
Alexander the Great
>>6512494
Dia Kurosawa
>>6512494
Filia
>>6512494
Raoh
Is anyone going to avafag God?
>>6512494
Jimmy
>>6512494
Meme lesbian
>>6512494
Plain Bread Chan
>>6512494
Deidara
>>6512494
Blueberry sans
>>6512494
Lord Prosciutto
>>6512513
In other words you have rich parents that make it possible for you to start off your grand adventure. Must be nice being you.
>>6512558
Sakuya told me there's no god.
>>6512494
Garma Zabi
>>6512494
Kurumi
>>6512521
Galactic? How far in the future are you? For me it is 2288
>It's fine. I had to go eat food
>>6512532
Oh, no, they still LOOK like kids, too. Never seen one as old-looking as 13.
>>6512494
Sol Badguy
>>6512494
Chloe Price
>>6512494
Momoko
>>6512572
Too bad.
I'm going to ava God if no one else is going to.
>>6512571
I don't have parents. I just have my power armor and my trusty wai- eyebot EDNA to scour the remains of nuclear scarred America
>>6512494
Latehip
>>6512494
Nekoyama-san
>>6512577
History is fuzzy and I'm not a historian, but humans have been in space for thousands of years.
>>6512596
Just be careful if Asellus and his avatars are going to bully you
>>6512572
fuck off cirno
>>6512624
Fuck on Cirno
>>6512585
Hella
5 minutes, make sure we've got you entered correctly in our records. This is also your last chance to back out and let another eager tourist take the trip of a lifetime.
>>6512582
And you're one of them, aren't you?
>>6512601
How can you afford all those things if you don't have parents to buy it for you? Unless you're lucky enough to find that kind of stuff at a garage sale, which I doubt. It sounds too expensive to be put out there for 50 yen.
>>6512649
Looks dandy!
>>6512649
SWAP ME FOR THIS HUMAN! >>6512618
>>6512643
Wowzers
>>6512639
I'm not a pedophile
>>6512649
This seems fine. I'm prepared.
>>6512649
this is good
>>6512649
This is... cozy. What type of trip is this, anyways?
>>6512649
Yeah fuckin' whatever, man, I just need this vacation.
>>6512649
It's just like a trip to the Seychelles! It looks good, I'd say.
>>6512639
Fuck Cirno on
>>6512664
kys
>>6512664
Preparing for the worst
>>6512622
>You know me to well... hey, not all of my avas are bullies.
>>6512659
Someone was smart enough to notice I'm not a cat!
>>6512619
Now that is very far in the future. So this laser rifle must look primitive to you.
>>6512655
Yen? That is currency before the nukes fell. I salvaged most of this armor and made the pieces myself
Anyway I must be going. Sorry to cut this talk short.
>>6512689
>Vino and Mokou use the same filename pattern
>>6512664
I dont believe in you i only believe in My art
>>6512707
>He doesnt know
>>6512707
that's the iphone filename you stupid fuck
>>6512706
I'm just a meme. Continue on.
>>6512707
>It's iOS 10's filenames
>>6512655
No, you idiot! I'm human, I'm not THAT old! Aaanyhow, I'm exhausted. Later, you.
>>6512729
Sweet.
I'm probably going to be using pictures of old bearded men instead of pictures of God himself, just a heads up.
>>6512701
>he glances it it for a moment.
Yeah. That thing belongs in a museum.
Anyhow, take care in the wilderness or whatever.
>>6512699
Cats normally don't talk. At all.
>>6512701
You're leaving already? Just as you peaked my interest too.
>>6512738
I was saying you look thirteen, but whatever. Goodbye to you too.
Bon Voyage! Next stop, Fyxe Island!
>>6512659
>>6512697
Completed!
>>6512699
A CAT?, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!. CATS HAVE A TON OF FUR AND WEIRD LOOKING EARS!. AND YOU LOOK VERY HUMAN TO ME
>>6512743
>anonymoose attack force
>>6512649
Please continue, I am eager to see how this turns out.
>>6512768
Which anon told you?
We've got a traitor amongst our ranks...
>>6512780
I think it might've been Anon.
>>6512760
There's a lot of idiots out there...
>>6512766
Yeah! I don't have wired looking ears at all!
>>6512794
which one?
>>6512794
Fuck you saying my name for? You're awful quick to blame.
I think *you* did it.
>>6512794
Nah, Anon is cool. It was that snake, Anon
>>6512797
But you don't even look like a cat, let alone sound like one. I refuse to acknowledge that people here are that stupid. It's downright impossible.
>>6512816
>the weeb is telling others what is and isn't productive
>>6512664
!?
>>6512805
Nothing! I said Nothing!
>Richard Attenborough greets the tributes at the dock
Welcome.....to Fyxe Island!
>>6512832
I was fucking your mom, that's what. What's it to you? I'm not the one who's in the spotlight right now. Why don't you tell me what YOU were doing on tuesday night? Go on, I'll give you time to make some shit up.
>>6512797
CATS ARE LAZY AND THEY EAT FISH AND CAT FOOD. YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE SOMEONE LAZY, AND YOU DON'T EAT FISH OR CAT FOOD, RIGHT?
>>6512851
Oh ho, you flatter me, sir.
>>6512851
Along with free everything else. I don't have any money to keep up with island lifestyle.
>>6512851
Abacadabra and all that, man.
>>6512851
Lies
>>6512851
Well, I DID make the largest empire of all time, after all. Although I certainly don't have superstrength, my spirit makes up for it all!
>>6512851
Now this is cool, I've never worn one of these before and...
...hey wait, I'm not a girl!
>>6512851
This is what preparing for the worst looks like
>>6512859
Yeah, I heard. She wanted me to thank you for it, actually. Thanks. And I'll fucking tell you what I was doing. I was doing my fucking job, unlike you.
How did you know I was talking about you, anyway? If you haven't noticed, our parents hated us enough to name us all "Anon".
>>6512851
The Island is still undergoing renovations after the sudden change in ownership. Please, pay no mind to the trimmings, they'll be better than ever soon enough.
>>6512830
Lambda is pretty cute desu
>>6512905
D-Don't bring my parents into this... Arg.
>Anon breaks down and starts crying like a wee little baby
Mommaa! Momma! Whh-h-yyyyyyy?
>>6512908
I remember watching something on those people. I think they took sports way too seriously and killed the losing teams. It sure does feel good living in this day and age.
>>6512908
>The professor respawns back in the lobby and pushes up his glasses
Well that was unpleasant... I didn't even have a chance to begin my investigation.
>>6512908
>>6512908
It actually worked. I'll have to thank Assam later.
>>6512920
I just did, and you're not refuting any of the points I made. Crying doesn't make you right, so...
GUYS. ANON DID IT, HE OUTED US ALL TO MOKOU.
>>6512908
Now I've got sunglasses AND these weird pointy things? Maybe I will be the victor after all.
...
>tosses the kamina glasses away.
>>6512908
As I said before, pay no mind to the ongoing construction!
>>6512828
Believe it, people think I act cat-like and think my hair are ears...
>>6512867
I'ma energy conservative, fish is tasty but I don't eat cat food...
>>6512908
She already has crabs anyways, so what's one more, y'know?
>>6512954
But I just wanted to try this new costume of mine out... She gave me it, so I may as well try it. You sure are violent, aren't you--
>>6512954
an hero
>>6512547
>ivlis ava
>this is gonna be good
>>6512954
Why are you always on TV?
>>6512920
>>6512945
Who is assham
>>6512954
I'm not old enough to gamble, so what could've possibly been ruined?
>You messed up that event Fyxe. It says Lee Yong Jin twice
>>6512960
Well if you act cat-like then there's no helping it. Try acting people-like instead.
>>6512908
FLAVOR OF THE MONTH?! Ou-Ouch...That kinda hurts a bit.
>>6512954
>>6512981
So you can watch me even when I'm not home
>>6512908
Yeah...hold on... stop... this scenario seems a bit to cliche for an island.
>>6512954
Wait? uh...what? Oh well. Not like I really cared, you win some you lose some. Eh.
>>6512954
I wasn't aware bathrobes were common beach apparel these days, Mr. Lebowski.
>>6512954
If I can avoid spilling with the cup on my head, I should be able to avoid spilling with it in my hand. This is genius.
>>6512946
Sh-Shit.
>quickly pulls out a cyanide capsule that he had hidden in his jacket and swallows it
Est tempus nunc! Et Peregrinus incipit! Vivat Phoenix! ...Grk!
>fucking dies
>>6513011
Hm. This must have been meant for someone else.
>>6512979
>something made me want to play him again
>it'll be good to have someone to criticize how i play him, anyways
>>6513011
A what collage? Why am I always surrounded by weird people?
>>6513011
It's the most fashionable style out there, man.
>>6513011
Kinda looks like a fat butt.
>>6513015
THE FUCKER MANAGED TO KILL HIMSELF BEFORE WE COULD DEAL WITH HIM!
>punches the corpse
WHEN WE TAKE CARE OF MOKOU, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE AGAIN!
>>6512816
We /discordposting/ now?
>>6512960
HUMAN, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL POWER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>>6513006
Wow, that's smart. But we should watch something else while we're together.
>>6513011
They couldn't find those body parts; I guess I'm really good at hiding things.
>>6513011
The Jazz Musician shitposting continues!
>>6513049
That's one kill.
>>6513049
Huh?
>>6513048
Nah, I love myself, let me watch myself
>>6513011
HERE COMES YOUR FAVORITE DESERT!
>>6513003
I do act people-like!
>>6513047
No...?
>>6513049
Another show with Oce in it. They need to produce a second episode already.
>>6513049
>everything will look bad now
>look at HG
>seems normal
Only Oldfags can reply to this post
>>6513049
Why does the fighter mourn with the mollusk? We may never know.
>>6513089
let's see if it works for voidfags
>>6513089
Sup
>>6513089
Alright.
>>6513049
What's this, why were you in a can? Hey, wait, get off of me!
>>6513073
MWEH..HEH..HEH..
>Stares at you with a weird looking face
>>6513073
You're doing something cat-like if they're seeing you as a cat.
As for your hair I think you may need to shave it off and wear a wig.
>>6513099
My muscle's are looking a bit bigger. I might be able to impress everyone here one of these days.
>>6513089
>>6513099
Hehehehehehehehehe... "Whoopsies"
>>6513099
Naturally you have to exercise too.
>>6513099
I told you Mr. Fett, do not mind the ongoing construction.
>>6513089
>tfw newfag
>>6513089
I've joined this community in March 2016.
>>6513099
This song... this song is not far from home.
>>6513089
I'm a voidfag
>>6513145
Harsh, but I guess I'll just have to win.
>>6513145
I'm powerful? Y-You guys are just trying to embarrass me! Rip my card up and throw it away while yelling about how useless I am!
>>6513099
>Sips White Russian.
Y'know, man, that explosion, while cool, harshed the vibe a bit.
>>6513145
Try again, man, and see what happens.
>>6513032
>play him again?
>now i'm curious. who are you?
>if you don't want to tell me is okay
>>6513155
Dumbest hg meme in hg history.
>>6513145
LISTEN HERE YOU FURRY MOTHERFUCKER, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO!!! Fuck. I'll get it next time.
I heard you lot need a Night Watcher. That the case?
>>6513145
The Dude Abides.
>>6513185
Night Watcher? You mean like a guard?
>>6513179
blame the others.
>>6513185
Wrong address.
>>6513185
We are the men of the nights watch
>>6513202
Uhh...yeah, sorry about that, man. In-N-Out'll do that.
>>6513177
>yeah i played him a few months ago, but stopped
>i'm a bit uncomfortable with saying who i am right now but maybe i will next time i use ivlis
>>6513202
The only reason your rocks are skipping is because you're picking up the lighter ones.
>>6513202
Being this light, I can probably run that much faster. I'll have to try out that room again sometime.
>>6513185
I've got a dandy night watcher at my side 24/7, it's called a dog.
>>6513202
Mokou betrays her vidya roots!
>>6513247
I'll leave it to you guys to do the exploring. I'll stand outside and keep watch.
>>6513247
It seems I've gotten used to it.
>>6513247
But Mokou is a cute anime girl
>>6513247
I already look sorta like one, I'm told.
>>6513247
If the Dude knew how to do anything, it was wait.
>>6513280
Souda's a girl?
>>6513280
>Souda
Don't tell me people still believe this shit.
>>6513280
Would bang Jude, Wiggins, and Grimes.
>>6513280
somebody post the non-meme okabe pic
>>6513280
I want to fuck Grimes and Yukine
>>6513290
Tastes of clay and explosions.
>>6513295
What dude? Thats him
>>6513290
Doesn't this mean I'll become a vampire? I don't want to become a vampire! Darjeeling should know what to do!
>>6513237
Well isnt that a wonderful irony. You now have a second.
>>6513218
You look nothing like my men, smell nothing like it ethier. This lot a theatre group?
>>6513209
In all my years I can safely say that Lord Vetenari does not ever give you the wrong adress. Least not by accident. Unless it is "accident" then in that case it certainly is one and under all circumstances we never speak of it again.
>>6513203
Could say that, yes.
Write a haiku about your ava(s).
>>6513290
Finally, after the dust settles, some peace for our visitors!
>>6513290
Well, that really fuckin' sucks for you two. Glad I got that burger before coming here, man.
Added Deeg
>>6513321
Well, I thank you for the offer, madame, but I believe that I'll be just fine on my own.
>>6513333
That shit's checked, dude.
>>6513330
Yes, upgraded to main character!
>>6513330
This is meant to embarrass me, isn't it!? Put me as the strongest, most over powered character in the game now!
>>6513115
Wh-whats with that look?
>>6513120
I can't do either of those things! And I don't act cat like!
>>6513345
The Dude abides.
>>6513339
>I just realized how shitty I look in that pic when it's cropped.
I summon _____
>>6513361
Post the original
>>6513330
Dear RNJesus,
Go fuck yourself, you have shit taste in movies
Sincerely,
Everyone.
>>6513361
You're one ugly motherfucker, mate.
>>6513327
>The edgy swordsman.
>Really not that bad a guy,
>But a dick at first.
>>6513339
did people just post their faces on discord?
>>6513321
That position's been righteously taken, by a fellow named Baki Hanma.
>>6513373
What? The Dude's biographical was amazing!
[spoiler]the rug was shit tho[/spoiler]
>>6513360
You can't even cut your hair? That's a load of bull! I can see your hands right there, so use them how they were intended to be used! You'll do it if you really want to stop being mistaken as a cat!
>>6513373
Y-You're really trying to embarrass me now...
>>6513373
You can all go fuck yourselves, man.
>>6513327
A college professor
Quite smart and very resourceful
He hides a secret
>>6513327
>The third line can be "immortality"
>Don't know about the first and second lines however
>>6513373
That's a pretty fruity finisher, Garma.
>>6513400
Bro have you even SEEN his movie?
>>6513369
Fyxe
>>6513412
qt fire grill
lives down in Gensokyo
immortality
>>6513418
I did, and I can't believe someone thought it was a good idea to make a movie off of it!
Oh, and see you later Baki. Sorry you aren't strong enough!
>>6513444
>Hooray for teamwork
>and trips
>>6513412
>A potion she stole
>From a rabbit and doctor
>Immortality
>>6513418
Ocelot let his wife go on vacation without him, surrounded by shirtless men in paradise. It was bound to happen.
>>6513318
You're too fest to be a vampire
>>6513418
>>6513447
Apology accepted. Hey. Incredible work little dude, you can finish me off right here and now as a token of respect.
>>6513360
MWEH HEH HEH!!.
HUMAN, I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS GOING TO CAPTURE YOU!. DON'T WORRY, I'M ONLY GOING TO DELIVER YOU TO THE CAPITAL!. SORRY, HUMAN. BUT I REALLY WANT TO BE PART OF THE ROYAL GUARD!.
YOU DECIDE, HUMAN.
I CAN DO IT THE NORMAL WAY JUST BY TAKING YOU BY THE HAND AND GO TO THE CAPITAL OR... DOING IT THE HARD WAY!
>>6513280
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>>6513461
P-Please stop doing this to me...
>>6513471
I don't think I can. It was pure luck that I did what I did. Let's call it a truce and continue on with our lives.
>>6513280
Wait... is that really asgore?!.
Holy fuck
>>6513461
Final 3! How long will they last? Who will win!?
>>6513340
Good, that's less paperwork.
>>6513327
The old streets drive me
Barking mad, pun intended
Work is a dog's life
>>6513386
Show me your badge or license then, on the pronto officer, we dont have all day.
>>6513465
>>6513318
Wouldent recommend it, all vampires have to find something to curb the need for blood. They all end up as chain smokers, obsessives or coffee addicts.
Really sends all your funds down the drain.
>>6513498
...
>>6513369
Nozomi
what if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons
>>6513321
Damn. Did I hit a sore topic or something? Holy shit.
>>6513494
>Yeah, but I changed the pic out.
>>6513527
What the fuck did Shorty make you smoke
>>6513498
Way too fucking long it turns out, fuck that! We resume our coverage here!
>>6513465
You think so?
>>6513509
Darjeeling didn't mention any of that, but she said that if I could defeat the one that got me, or the original that I should be fine so I'm going to look.
>>6513536
I can say without a doubt that Zacharie and Grimes are the best looking people in that collage.
>>6513540
Congratulations! I'll have your wincard by tomorrow!
>>6513452
>implying she did that
>>6513556
It's in the lore m8
>>6513550
Placements! Thanks for playing! Next time should feature some fixed event wording and properly functioning CSS!
>>6513550
thanks for hosting, and congrats! <3
>>6513550
>>6513562
Good. Congratulations to him, and thank you dearly for hosting, lad.
>>6513540
>>6513550
You got lucky, you hear me? If I didn't do what I did I would've taken you out easily.
>>6513550
Hey, congratulations, man.
>>6513562
Thanks for hosting and all that.
>>6513562
>>6513550
CONGRATS TO THE HUMAN, AND THANKS FOR HOSTING
>>6513562
Didn't even die tho
I want a 1v1
Thanks for hosting
>>6513539
i don't fucking know, but i love it
you've heard of Alphabet Soup
now get ready for
Times New Ramen
>>6513562
My congratulations to the victor.
You have my thanks for hosting.
>>6513531
Not at all! You'd know if you did. Just reminding people the law, because people have a bad habit of forgetting laws just when they broke them. That and Lord vetenari is, well lord vetenari. Need I say more?
>>6513545
Sounds more like this Darjee wants you to fix her abusive daddy issues. Or are you a vampire already?
>>6513536
Change soda's pic already.
>>6513562
Yahoo! Thanks a bunch!
>>6513562
I'll just have to do better next time. Thanks for the match!
>>6513600
What are you talking about? She doesn't have an issues with her father that I've ever heard.
>>6513509
My experience as a fighter, establishes enough weight on my position sister.
>>6513600
Um. Yeah I have no idea who this "Lord Veternari" guy is, but for the record; I don't follow laws too-too often. Murder is kinda my job you see.
>>6513536
I'm amused I haven't been added to this picture.
>>6513536
Asgore looks like Vargeskeletor :^)
>>6513701
i was thinking that!
>>6513629
Not enough. Usually. Whats your work ethic like?
>>6513644
Murderer eh? Show me your permit for it. I want to see legitimate assassin guild credentials, and possibly a death certificate of your former master
>>6513623
Well why does she want you to kill her sire. Is it inheritence? Does she want money?
>>6513717
I think you're misunderstanding. She advised that I kill that vampire that drained me so that I could avoid becoming one.
>>6513726
Rosehip
>>6513726
Angua von Überwald
>>6513701
>>6513713
>You have no idea how often I get compared to Joel.
>>6513726
>>6512367
Ranma Saotome
>>6513726
Nice image limit bait.
Have a (You)
>>6513726
Blue Elephant
>>6513726
Nico Yazawa
>>6513726
More Blue Elephants
>>6513755
host pls
rate me hg
>>6513717
Assassin's guild? I've been from one edge of the galaxy to the other and I've never heard of that.
Neither have my bosses, and they're the richest crime lords you'll ever see.