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HG thread All play and no work makes you all real cool people!

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HG thread

All play and no work makes you all real cool people!
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>>6406295
I'll go where I wish, woman.
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>>6406295
WOOOOO PARTY!

>>6406296 (Alfred)
Yeah...I hope both monsters'n humans'll be fine eventually.
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>>6406310
And you choose to follow me here! Yay! Thank you!
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>>6406178 (Alfred)
I-I just have to wait until Mugetsu finds me. Right?
>>6406184
>>6406310
...Blonde hair? Curly...?
>She stares at the moment silently, and nods
Alright. I-I'm sorry for being such a wreck....
>>6406234
>>6406203
I...I think I'm too young for this...!
>>6406254
WAH! Ooh, my head...what happened to that building?
>>6406295
I don't want to do this! She seems nice!
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>>6406317
You think I'm likable. Aww, you're just fooling! You can't be real!
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>>6406279
My main objective was to slay that woman and her gargantuan arachnid behind. The sight of her chest was just a secondary...annoyance in my line of sight.

>>6406276
Very well, seek knowledge with your companion and bring her to me when you are done.
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>>6406254
Hehe, I'm making loads off of this! I'm only out a little for the paper and pencils.
>>6406270(Tsunkine)
But.. That means I'm more of a tool than you! You should be better at your job..
>>6406275(Raven)
Then why did you go Raven? Haha, do you normally hang out in sewers on a Saturday night?
>>6406289(Paula)
I know so! And you're pretty likable so it's very likely they'd like you.
>>6406295
Oh my, another party in the sewers? Fine by me.
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>>6406295
We lost a bunch of cool dudes and only Rachnera ate anything. This was a terrible feast.
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>>6406328
No. It just so happens I ended up here at around the same time you did. Don't make assumptions.
>>6406330
Yes, that sounds familiar.
You're much more tolerable when your face isn't stained with tears, child. I'd recommend staying this way.
>>6406341
I've heard bug spray is more than sufficient.
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>>6406341
Okay!

...Wait, are'ya gonna do anythin'...bad to her?

>>6406344
Uhh...it was all the human, yup! I just watched, uh-huh!
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>>6406344
And the Goat betrayed me.
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>>6406295
So we're partying in a sewer again.
>takes a drink
At this point, I don't even care anymore. Par-tay, whoo!

>>6406330
Everybody grows up eventually, Kurumi. Now shut up and toke.

>>6406317
>>6406343
With the booze and drugs that seems to abound here, I've cared less and less as time goes on. Huh, is this one of those moments of clarity they talk about?

>>6406344
Oh sweet, the bartenders are back! Put down those knives and refill our drinks!
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>french kisses the poser below
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>>6406344
Only four cool people left. Which one will take it because its ending next slide! Pick your favorite or jinx your least!
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>>6406295
GODDAMN, THIS IS AMAZING!
>>6406324
They will, Asgore, they will. I...
>Alfred smiles, placing his hands on his hips.
They will be fine in the end, believe me. The hero never lies.
>>6406330
Right. If that doesn't work, then I... Would it be alright if I were to help you out with that, Kurumi? If they can't find you, I'll offer my assistance if I can.
>>6406344
DEAD. MILLIONS DEAD, OH GOD. I THINK I DRANK TOO MUCH.
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>>6406344
Ive about had it with your shit Alfred.
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>>6406375
This thing's kinda big, but I love it!

>>6406382
You're right, Alfred! I just gotta stay positive! Everythin's gonna be great!
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>>6406353
Hehehe! But Paula was here first so that means you followed her. And you were the first to follow her!
>>6406371
>She takes the tongue out of the ghost's mouth, a weird grin on her face.
It is always best to French kiss a French woman. Paula is sure you know that now.
!
>>6406343
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>>6406338
I really mean it ya'know.. But I'm not really real, artificial's good enough right..?
>He turns his head back to looking up at the starry sky.
>>6406344
Ahahaha! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! The only way to live is to pay!
>>6406360
I'd imagine it is, but we probably have different ways of thinking.. Plus I'm only really effected by alcohol, not other drugs.
>>6406375
H-huh? Again? Why do I go back there?
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Is it me or is this place looking more lively than usual?

How are you all?
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>>6406353
...What is a bug spray? For monster of that size a sharpened sword and a number of thrusts in the right spots should be more than enough.

>>6406355
No. The goat named Toriel has nothing to do with the dispute between you and me. I will only extract her milk directly from her udders, like any normal farmer would.
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>>6406353
Elly...?
Uhm. Thank you for this. I-I'm not used to...people. Or anything like this.
>>6406360
No! I don't want to!
>>6406382
...I'd rather just wait, I think.
>>6406418
I don't. I don't know anymore.
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>>6406375
Paula heard there was a crash! But she sees no cars or planes or trains anywhere!
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>>6406296
uhh... ok then...
>>6406317
>>6406343
Being more of a tool doesn't make you better, stupid
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>>6406418
>11 uid's before your sorry ass showed up.
>13 including me
The fuck are you on?
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>>6406433
err...14 including my other friend, Yukine.
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>>6406392
now i just imagine a goat about gif related big wearing a suit and flopping everywhere
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>>6406440
err...15
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You know what to do
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>>6406431
You did it!
>Throws some unwrapped confetti aat Kaito.
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>>6406385
C'mon, man, it isn't my fault that she made me do it. No hard feelings, right?
>>6406392
Everything will be great. If you work hard enough and put enough dedication in it, then the fruits of your labour will be plentiful!
>>6406418
I think it's the people, my dude. Or maybe it's because of the outfits! They're lively!
...It's been... Good! Yeah, I'd say it'd been pretty good.
>>6406429
Can't blame you. Hey, look on the bright side! Despite all your troubles, you still got to meet some new faces, albeit under really bad circumstances.
>>6406432
Good! Great! Glad we could have this talk, Ukraine, you're a swell person!
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>>6406418
It's just you.
>>6406431
>>6406454
Congratulations and thank you for the battle.
>>6406446
+1
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>>6406418
It is a Saturday night after all, as for how I'm doing.. I'm repaired.
>>6406431
Hahaha, money is the only thing that matters!
>>6406432
Huh? But I thought being more of something always meant better..
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>>6406446
Lurkers from the old thread who didn't get in.
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>>6406446
yep, that roo is a young one so it'd be about 15 inches tall
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>>6406454
You were all great! Pat yourselves anywhere!
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>>6406427
Her...her what?

Uh...this feels reeeeally dirty...

>>6406431
Yuck! This stuff is nasty! Bleah...

>>6406440
>I need this in my life.

>>6406454
Congrats!

>>6406489
Thanks for hostin'!
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>>6406454
Welp, that was a failed operation...

Anyways, thanks ya for the test run!
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>>6406454
>>6406489
Congrats to him, and thanks for hosting, my man!
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>>6406454
Grats.

Thanks for hosting.

>>6406457
Im a little hurt so hard feelings, wrong. Didnt seem like it took a whole lot of convincing on your end
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>>6406429
What are you talking about Krumy?

>>6406446
>>6406439
>>6406433
Just stop.

>>6406457
What's so lively about your outfit?

>>6406458
Oh look a talking bag of bones, what else is new?

>>6406459
Meaning you aren't going to get hacked and perform embarrassing things? Not that it matters, you do that anyway!
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>>6406454
Well, good job

>>6406489
Thanks for hosting
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>>6406489
Thanks for posting.
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>>6406451
Done and done.
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>>6406479
>fucking ozzie giving me a banter
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>>6406385
So you're saying they weren't the bartenders...well, fuck. Ah, damn, er...sorry. I think the, uh, substances haven't fully worn off yet...time to sleep it off.

>>6406417
I wouldn't have expected that, you being technology, and all.

>>6406429
Try it again next time. You might get used to it.

>>6406489
Adequately done, player and host.

>and now I'll take the opportunity to depart
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>>6406451
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>>6406507
I mean Hosting
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>>6406412
Obvious delusion. I simply saw this place and decided it would be far more suitable than the last. In fact, coming here was my idea. Why should I believe that you weren't the one to follow me?
>>6406418
Finally, someone that doesn't dress like an uninspired peasant.
>>6406427
You've never heard of bug spray? I hadn't realized that I'd stumbled so far into the country.
What if I told you that, somewhere in a place called "civilization," there exist magical men named "scientists" who invented a mist that instantly kills insects?
Wonderful, I know.
>>6406429
So I can see.
To be completely honest, I don't commonly speak with people, nor do I have much of a reason to, but I am interested in this device of yours. I'm still not fully convinced it isn't a Stand ability of some kind.
>Rohan sets his sketchbook down, which by now had an entire page full of near-perfect sketches of Kurumi at different stages of emotion.
I see no reason for you to be thanking me, however. I've done nothing for you. I'd rather not have someone in debt to me for no reason.
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I love you guys.
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>>6406503
Oh look, a disrespectful, ant. How truly unexpected.
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>>6406501
Ah, man, this sucks. Too be fair, she threatened to kill me if I didn't do it, so what else could I have done? It's hard to say what would have happened otherwise.
>>6406503
What isn't? I look... Serious, yet bubbly and a joy to be around at the same time! I'm not Feliks, but I know a good outfit when I see one!
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>>6406519
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>>6406519
>not part 5
Vento(ut your feelings and opinions someplace else) Aureo
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>>6406454
>He throws up some money with the confetti to strike a pose.
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Ahaha, money is the best lawyer.. Even in hell!
B-but thank you very much for hosting Paula!
>>6406458
Thank you very much Lord Ainz!
>>6406496
>>6406500
>>6406501
>>6406505
Thank you all so very much! I'll definitely give you a discount on your next bribe..
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>>6406457
about penis?
>>6406459
No more can still suck
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>>6406451
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>>6406536
>heard you were talking shit about my hair
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>>6406555
How dare you
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>>6406555
totally acceptable, trips confirms
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>>6406515
Goodnight Raven.

>>6406535
We could've pulled the ol' switcheroo and turned it around on her together. Give me a wink or something next time, jeez.
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>>6406418
It may be a trick to the eyes! Don't believe it, Ashy!
>>6406417
It is for Paula! Hey. When you said something was blinding you, I bet you wasn't talking about the moon.
>>6406531
Because Paula's not a follower! Also because Paula just kinda stumbled into here with no one around.
>>6406458
>>6406496
>>6406497
>>6406500
>>6406501
>>6406505
>>6406507
You're welcome! All of you! Paula hopes you had and continue to have fun!
>>6406515
Night night, Raven! I hope your dreams are filled with good things or bad. Whichever you like!
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>>6406533
Ahaha~ Just who are you trying to scare here? I'v seen more menacing figures at a Halloween shop.

>>6406535
Yours is quite boring.

>>6406531
Huh, I don't hear that often. But who are you to say?

>>6406580
Probably, but it's not like it's not possible.
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>>6406454
Uh. Congrats...person who...killed me....
Thank you?

>>6406497
I'm so sorry!
>>6406457
It's...it's not like I met any of those back then, right?
>>6406503
That isn't my name.... I've done so many horrible things already!
>>6406515
>"Stop trying to influence her!"
>Seeya
>>6406531
Is that because you just don't like do? I still don't even know what a Stand is....
>She gawks in surprise at the sketchbook, and briefly shows it to her PET.
And you did give me the manga....
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>>6406532
>licks face
<<33
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>>6406580
I'll continue to have as much fun as I can while I try to work out the kinks in my system!
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>>6406542
Keep up the good work and maybe someday you will join the likes of the other guardians.
>>6406588
I have yet to try intimidation, the fact you assume I am does not bode well for your future.
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>>6406451
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I always get nod and soviet mixed up.
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>>6406515
Goodnight Raven. Rest in peace
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>>6406542
Sweet! Five bucks if you DON'T kill me next time! Is that enough of a bribe for you, or do I need to be generous?
>>6406545
The CORRECT term is "about dick", Ukraine. "Penis" is too silly a word for it to be taken seriously.
>>6406569
We could have? I mean, of course we could've! It just wasn't immediately available at the time, that's all! How's this for a wink, miss?
>
>>6406588
It is? I'm sorry, dude, but it's all I have apart from casual wear. Apart from this amazing suit that I just realised I still have!
>>6406593
...Well... Technically, you haven't since you don't know any of us. I mean, you know me because I was the only person that I explained things to, but that's nothing. From what I can tell, the answer is "Yes", Kurumi.
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>>6406621
How about Paenus? You like Paenus?
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>>6406593
Whoa there, no need for apologies here. I mean, we're all battlers here. So, it's okay for a few blows here and there.
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>>6406515
G-Good night Ms. Raven.
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>>6406593
Welcome to the family!

>>6406605
Oh, Could have fooled me with that silly costume. Looked like you tried too hard.

>>6406621
Hmmm I think you would look better in red.
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>>6406503
No, so I don't fall apart, you're thinking of software repairs, I meant hardware repairs.
>>6406515
Hey, I'm pretty advanced ya'know..! But, have a goodnight Raven, I hope we can talk again.
>>6406545
Aww, you're so mean to your elder brother! It's okay, I forgive you.
>>6406580
Haha, you got me Paula, but saying it was the moon made it less weird for me plus.. I really love stargazing.
>>6406605
Only if it pays well Ainz, haha.
>>6406621
Five bucks? That'll get you a letter to your loved ones with condolences.
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>>6406496
Udders. Mamary glands, usualy female legged mamals like cows, horses and goats have them to primarly feed their offsprings. Why don't you know about these facts about your own race...?

>>6406531
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...Brilliant. Shirou never told me about such an invention. To be able to kill abominations like the spider woman, I must get my hands in that terrifying weapon!
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>>6406637
Pronouncing it like that makes it sound too weird. "Pay-nus". It makes me feel all weird inside, and I don't know why.
>>6406651
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Am I beautiful now, Ash? Am I one of the cool kids, or did you mean something else?
>>6406652
Fifty-six states and territories, my sister, Iowa, England, France, and Japan. You sure that's five dollars' worth, or am I delving into something I couldn't possibly understand?
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>>6406652
Oh you mean from that time I nearly burnt you to a crisp
>Licks his thumb and rubs your cheek
Poor thing, looks like they missed a spot. I'll try not to touch the face next time.

Then again I might be doing you a favor.
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>>6406656
Wha-What? Is, uh...is that what girls have..."down there"?
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>>6406621
You've all been weird...aside from that girl I shared my chocolate with....
>>6406638
But I'm not a fighter-
>"Not a good one, at least."
-I don't want to do stuff like that! Especially not suffocate people!
>>6406651
I don't WANT to do this! I-I've shot someone, set someone else on fire, and SUFFOCATED someone else...!
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you there. step forward. who are you?
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>>6406621
Perfect.

Now the next time this happens, you and I will be the ones with the advantage. Y-you'd prefer being on the same side, right?
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>>6406580
You see, that is impossible, because I, Rohan Kishibe, was the first to enter this place. As a mangaka, I am required to be a leader, so it is only natural that the 'pack' follows me. You're making things up.
>>6406588
Rohan Kishibe, professional mangaka.
>Rohan holds a copy of Pink Dark Boy out towards the stranger in front of him.
Your taste is acceptable. Not incredible, but passing. I'm completely sure that you'll enjoy my manga.
Read this tonight and return it to me.
That is all.
>>6406593
The manga is for my own personal ambitions. It is not a 'gift,' but rather a 'request.'
Perhaps if I explain to you what a Stand is, it'll make the process simpler.. Yes, I think I'll do just that.
You see, Kurumi, a Stand is a particular power given to certain individuals with the aptitude to wield one. I, myself, have a Stand ability. Each Stand is different from the last.
My Stand, Heaven's Door, allows me to turn living things into 'books,' which I can then read.
You say your sister made this woman in the box, yes?
Does she have an ability like this? Like my Stand?
>>6406656
Amazing. This might be an experience I'll never stumble across again in my life. I'll procure an entire canister of bug spray for you, but first I would ask you allow me to interview you for my manga.
>Rohan begins to write on his notepad.
Tell me, have you ever heard of a 'toilet?'
>>6406695
Rohan Kishibe, professional mangaka.
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>>6406588
Paula counts 22 people here. It seems as lively as usual to her!
>>6406593
Paula welcomes you Kurumi! Thank you very much!
>>6406601
Kinks can be real distracting. Paula knows what you are going through. One second and BAM! You have to focus on that kink a long time!
>>6406652
How can it be weird? What did say it to? Though Paula may have an idea already.
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>>6406651
Costume...? Are you referring to my robes? I just enjoy looking nice. Shame you can't seem to say the same.
>>6406652
Your own room, free meals and an allowance.
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>>6406695
Uhh....King Asgore.
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>>6406695
Empress Sorona
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>>6406695
Richard
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>>6406691
"Weird" as in "quirky" weird, or "Why am I still speaking with you" weird? Because I can understand both of them.
...Honestly, I wanna know what you think of me the most.
>>6406695
Alfred F. Jones, the United States of America.
>>6406697
Of course the both of us will be! The hero's not completely dense, after all! And I'll be happy to be on the same side as you as long as there're no hard feelings anymore!
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>>6406691
Uh... look here, sometimes... ummmm... you gotta do things that you don't want to do. Like homework. Nobody wants to do it at all, but it's just something you gotta do.

Besides, no harm done with me getting suffocated. Well, except for the whole dying part...
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>>6406680
You? Cool? Please you are so outdated, I might even say you are cramping my style gramps.

>>6406691
And the party is just getting started mon amie!

>>6406701
>grabs the manga and lights on fire.
I don't take orders.

>>6406702
Seems like an improvement from last night.

>>6406706
You look as nice as a bum on the street. Nasty.

You should really consult a fashion expert. Oh and get some work done on that face of yours, looks so terrible It makes me nauseous.
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>>6406730
ily
>kissu
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>>6406695
My name is Ranma Saotome.
Nice to meet you... sir?
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>>6406742
Ill save the hard feelings for later... Long as you can make it up to me that is.
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>>6406701
>>6406718
>>6406730
>>6406735
>>6406742
>>6406761
I don't understand why good people like you are sent to be executed...
Captain what should we do, their not on the list.
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>>6406687
...Are you really a goat?.

>>6406701
I am wondering why I was never told about this bug spray.
>her face when asked about the toilet.
...Yes. I am familair with it, as well as with many modern inventions of this modern world

>>6406695
Artoria Pendragon, Once and Future King of Britain.
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>>6406695
Uh.
Kurumi?
>>6406702
Wh-I don't know you! Not again...!
>>6406701
I...really don't get that just yet.... And I don't think so...? She just knows how to customize a Navi. She spends most of her time trying to draw out magical powers in herself, if anything....
>"She's even tattooed herself, too."
>>6406742
You run the range! And I don't know what to think.
>>6406747
I'd love a chance to know what homework's even like.... And that's the problem! I don't want to do that to anybody!
>>6406752
I want it to STOP!
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>>6406680
With today's technology it would take me... Maybe ten minutes? Most of that is writing the letter though.
>>6406684
Hmph, no that was only part of it I was due for a chec-..
>He sorta just freezes up, then after a few seconds he wipes his face with his scarf.
W-what was that for..?
>>6406702
>Thank you! Looks great as always!
Ah.. Well, O-of course In meant your smiling face...
>Looking up at the stars instead of her eyes helped, but he's still a little shaky.
>>6406706
That sounds like my setup with Crypton already... But I don't really need to eat, Lord Ainz.
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>>6406772
E-Executed?!

>>6406773
I mean...I'm a monster that kinda sorta looks like a goat. Tori, too. But I don't think we're actually goats, like human goats.
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>>6406752
My, I hadn't realized I stepped foot on a playground. Now run along child and play nice with the others.
>>6406788
Yet you speak praise of those "iced cream" bars?
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>>6406772
Oh hell no, I will not been executed
I'm an empress, everybody is under my control
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>>6406695
Paula is Sylvie Paula Paula! Nice to meet you, cutie!
>>6406701
Paula would never make things up! Only bad things can come fro- wait! You make comic books? Like Tintin? Magnifique!
>>6406752
This is an improvement? Paula can understand. Some people get real tired.
>>6406774
But Kurumi, it's me!
>The strange girl runs up and hugs the smaller one.
We told each other how cool we were!
>>6406788
Hehehe...
>She climbs on top out of, blocking the view of the stars with her face.
Just what is so blinding about it?
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>>6406774
Oh that's simple. Just sit the games out and die from boredom. Or jump off a cliff. You're choice really.

>>6406788
I told you had a burnt smudge didn't I? Then again, don't the ladies dig scars? Might have done you a disservice there. You could use anything at this point.

>>6406795
Says the man dressed in a middle age robe, I think it's you who should play with the children. I hear they love playing pretend.
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>>6406772
I'm not exactly good.
>>6406793
Well I was arrested for about 500 murders.
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>>6406752
What are you talking about, kiddo? I'm one of the "hip"-est, coolest guys around. You'll never see anyone as radical and robust as me. Totally wicked, dude!
>>6406765
Really? Sweet! Amazing! How do you want me to make it up to you, miss? Anything to not be on bad terms with anyone here!
>>6406772
Sir, please, I beg for your forgiveness on whatever it was I did. It was completely childish, and I won't ever do it again. I understand why you'd want to execute me, but please hear me out.
>>6406774
Whaddya mean, "run the range"? I dunno what you're on about, my dude.
...Ah, well, I guess I'll get an answer three weeks from now. That's better than nothing, I guess.
>>6406788
Ten minutes? About... Sixty letters for different people, all for five bucks? Man, Kaito, you sure are being cheap, aren't you? When can I pay you for it?
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>>6406652
I'm not mean, this is normal.
>>6406680
The penis makes you feel weird? Are you gay?
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>>6406702
Yeah, it's pretty annoying stuff. But hey, these kinks can lead to pretty amazing advancements.

Anyhow, thanks for the test run and all that, but I gotta jack out of this place.
>>6406774
Uh... well, here's a solution. Don't partake in the fights, if you don't want to hurt anyone.

And with that little tabloid of info, I gotta jack out of this place. Wasn't going to stay here long anyways. So, see ya kid. Shanghai, out.
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>>6406825
Whoa, that's...
>You would think Smolgore would not have to count on his fingers for addition.
>You would be wrong.
...That's a lotta murder!
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>>6406772
Excuted!? Just try to attack me dorks
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>>6406793
>>6406773
>>6406774
>>6406819
>>6406822
>>6406825
>>6406834
>forget the list, they go to the block as well.
Yes ma'am.
I'm sorry, may there be a place in sovngarde for you.
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>>6406822
I don't see how. By the way where have you been?

>>6406834
You are so disconnected from reality it hurts. Do you even know what the youth does now a days?
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>>6406823
>the lich waves his hand nonchalantly
I never took a liking to human fashion, so droll and unimaginative.
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>>6406793
...I see, this night has been nothing but disappointments. We shall meet again, Asgore.
>Seibah leaves without her milk, crying internally.
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>>6406451
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>>6406752
You're lucky I predicted this and gave you a fake copy. That was just an exact replica. I'm sure you feel like an idiot now, don't you? Hahaha!
>>6406773
I see, I see. So your time here has exposed you to a few modern-day inventions. I assume you also know about things such as cars and planes. Shame, that ruins everything I was hoping to achieve from this.
Very well, that's fine. By your attire I assume you're not from a very incredibly distant past, so I'll let this go.
I'll return with bug spray, erm.. Whenever I remember.
>>6406774
Odd. It really must just be a very advanced technology, though I find it difficult to wrap my head around. It seems so responsive.
Just in case, I'll demonstrate. I wonder..
>Rohan looks around for a few moments, before setting his eyes on a bird perched in a tree branch nearby. He lifts his hand into the air, and a moment later, the bird falls out of the branch and near him, which he then picks up. From the bird's face would be several pages, like peeled skin forming papery flaps fanning out from the bird's face. He holds the comatose bird out to her, showing her the pages.
Look very closely at this sparrow. Written here, it says that it managed to hunt three worms today, and is currently looking after its eggs. This is my Stand ability. Heaven's Door.
>>6406822
MANGA!
Not. Comic books.
Manga.
They are two very different things and I would ask that you never confuse them for each other again.
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>>6406837
Pronouncing it "pay-nus" is a crime against humanity, dude. And... No. I don't think I am. If I am, however, I'd probably be Bi.
>>6406856
I forgive you, my friend. May God give you a pleasant life and plentiful joy, because He knows He couldn't have spared some for me.
>>6406858
Why, yes, I know what the youth does nowadays! They read books, call each other on flip phones, go out fishing with their mates, and listen to Mozart! Obviously!
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>>6406856
...What's a "sovngarde"?

>>6406873
Yeah, uh...I dunno if I want'ta talk with you ever again, but uh...see'ya.
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>>6406834
Don't suppose you've got anything to eat? I haven't had breakfast or lunch or dinner or anything today.
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>>6406876
>Not me
>Feels good
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>>6406856
...
You will regret this, human
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>>6406856
I'm not sorry.
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>>6406881
>>6406888
>>6406901
>>6406856
>LOUD ROARING NOISES
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>>6406822
>The wingless walnut kicks and squirms in the hug
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE IN MY LIFE!
>>6406823
Can't I win without killing!?
>>6406834
I mean it's just...just everywhere!
And that's assuming I even show up three weeks from now....
>>6406842
But it's still possible for me to-...jack out? Wh-wait, are you a...!?
>>6406856
...Huh? What's this all about?
>>6406877
>"Us more advanced ones are fully sentient, thank you very much!"
>Kurumi gasps at the sight
I...that's just disturbing! Is it okay...?
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>>6406888
Don't worry, she's harmless.
If she does do anything to you, then let me know, okay?
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>>6406877
Backpedaling are we? I never even heard of you before. Says a lot about your work huh?

>>6406881
You're being sarcastic right?

>>6406909
Yeah, but no one is going to respect you. And a lot of people seem to value that here.
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>>6406908
Uhhhh...U-Undyne? I-Is that you?

>>6406915
Oh, alright, human. Thanks! What's your name?
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>>6406856
Come on! plz!
>These wives ... if I were smaller I could be released...
Hey guardian, Can you throw cold water on me?
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>>6406881
bi people are just gay people who fuck a chick once in a while
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>>6406856
No, I ask that of your captain as well. You do not know who you're killing here... do you?
I shall not shoot the messenger, for you've done what you had to. I'm sure that, in the end, the gods above will bless you above us both, for I have sinned in his eyes and so has he in mine.
>>6406908
...Why do you have the executor be a living being instead of a blade? If you must cut me down, do it with a blade, not a set of claws.
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>>6406795
A-ah, t-those are more of a 'guilty pleasures', I think they're called.
>>6406822
>He tries to avert his eyes but with the proximity he still sees her.
I-it's... It's so stunning because the mouth in which that smile belongs also speaks so kindly to me..
>After a while he gives up and looks into her eyes.
And also.. Because it's nice knowing I was the one who caused that smile..
>>6406823
If I had a scar it would be repaired! Besides.. My personality alone should be enough right?
>>6406834
Huh? Cheap? I'm giving you a discount, plus I'm already typing up the letter in my head, it's filled with your achievements.. It's short.
>>6406837
But.. Is it? Hmm.. I've been told I'm the weird one.
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>>6406908
>smiles
I recognize that sound...
>>6406923
Its something better
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>>6406908
>>6406888
>>6406881
>>6406888
>>6406906
>>6406909
>>6406928
>>6406935
BY THE GODS, ITS A DRAGON!
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>>6406923
>he hesitates a little bit
You don't need to know that. All you need to know is I control Saber. She doesn't like it when I use my powers on her, so she'll halt as soon as it's threatened.
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>>6406946
>Loud train engine noises
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>>6406923
>>6406945
>>6406946
>The ground itself shakes with raw power, as the skies rain fire down onto the earth. A beast of immeasurable size and power reveals it's presence with a mighty roar...
OOOOHHH YEAAAAHHHH!
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>>6406946
...Well, damn. Someone incapacitate that thing, I'm outta here.
>She runs off with her wings fluttering.
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>>6406877
I know the basics, and I learn more of this time as each day passes. I, Artoria Pendragon, King of all Knights and legendary hero of Britain, will look into this bug spray...after a quick visit to the local Burger King.
>And the edgy king leaves
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>>6406958
>the tank engine toots angrily at the Macho Man
TOOT TOOT
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>>6406939
I meant it's not mean. It's me being truthful, normal.
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>>6406945
...What?

>>6406946
Oh! Hello! Are you from the Underground, too? I haven't seen'ya around!

>>6406954
...Saber?
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>>6406909
No, there is no such thing as technology becoming sentient. You are lines of code writing other lines of code in a continuous string. You were made by man, your sentience is an illusion.
Ahem.
>He folds the pages back into the bird, which then gets up and flies back to its spot on the tree branch.
It's fine. It's a similar sensation to falling asleep, I've heard. If nothing else, the bird should be feeling more rested than usual.
Regardless, hopefully that gives you an idea of what a Stand is. They're all very different, so I would appreciate if you would tell me if you discover that you or your sister have an ability such as that.
>>6406919
My work and myself are two completely different subjects. The fact that you've never heard of my Pink Dark Boy just shows that you've clearly been living under a rock for the last decade. I take back what I said about your attire, it's tasteless and doesn't suit you in the slightest. You have no appreciation for the finer things in life.
Begone, I regret ever speaking to you. I can feel the air becoming denser with you around.
>>6406968
..Odd woman.
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>>6406946
>>6406955
>>6406958
>breaks the chains on my arms and neck
ITS TIME TO KILL HUMANS
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>>6406946
>>6406955
>>6406958

All leaving, I have a car.
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>>6406946
>A guardian throws water on ranma, becomes on woman and escape.
Dammit!! a dragon, everybody run!!
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>>6406939
Very well, you may not wish to serve but your loyalty is noted. Therefore when the day comes you shall be spared.
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>>6406842
Later Robot lady! Jack on anytime!
>>6406856
You're saying a lot of funny words!
>>6406858
Did Ash miss little ol' Paula? She's just been having fun out of here!
>>6406877
Oh okay! You're the type of person that calls them graphic novels. Nice to meet you?
>>6406909
>The multieyed girl continues in her embrace, unknowingly just how uncomfortable she is making the other girl.
You make Paula's sides hurt! NNobody could forget her!
>She lets go of the little one and does several twirls.
Paula didn't think she would meet you again!
>>6406939
Hm hmm! Paula's satisfied with that answer. She likes that you made her smile to. Now...
>She rolls off of Kaito, pointing to the sky.
Back to the stars!
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>>6406890
You haven't had anything today? Well, luckily for you, miss, I have a few burgers I haven't eaten yet! If you want them, you're free to have them!
>>6406908
Oh, no, a dragon! Whatever am I gonna do?
>>6406909
I'm just THAT interesting, huh? Aw, Kurumi, I didn't know you were trying to flatter me~
If... I think you might come back here, dude. If not you, then the other Kurumi. I'll be waiting with heaps of food, okay?
>>6406930
What powerful words, Ukraine. You have me there, although my sex life is as consistent as a blue moon!
>>6406919
I've been doing this ironically since the start of the conversation, dude. What do you think?
>>6406939
Then you must be writing really short sentences, dude. Still, your discounts are surprisingly cheap. Five dollars for sixty letters? I was expecting, like, twelve dollars instead. Really.
>>6406946
WOW. WHAT A SIGHT! CAN I BEAT IT UP, NOW? PLEASE?
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>>6407018
>tugs on sleeve
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>>6406975
>>6407000
>>6407001
YEAH!
>With a warcry, the macho dragon unleashes a torrent of slim jims upon the hunger games
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>>6406982
Her name is Saber. She's nothing more than a glutton of a woman that doesn't seem to have the slightest clue of what's going on, as I'm sure you know from talking to her.
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test

>>6380425
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>>6407024
No, I won't allow this. Manga. Repeat after me. The word is manga. You have too many eyes and not enough ears.
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>>6407025
Really?

Oh dear god please, thank you.
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>>6406919
I...I don't care! And I don't care if you're one of them! I don't want to hurt people!
>>6406988
>"Think what you want...."
>Kurumi cares at him harshly for a moment.
I've never heard of anything like this in my life!
>>6407025
That's not funny.... And how do you know?!
>>6407024
>Kurumi falls flat on her rear
I'm being serious...whoever you are!
>>6406946
>>6407000
>>6406955
>>6406958
>Faints like a little bitch
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>>6406939
Personality of a robot, heard that expression before?

>>6406988
If you're works didn't reach the 'rock' that is France, well I have some bad news for you. You mistake me for someone who cares for opinion, If you want me to leave you alone to your fan fiction fine. I thought you would be different.
>Ash sighs
Another person who can't take the banter. Pity.

>>6407024
You are one of the few I have a positive opinion on, so yes you could say that.

>>6407025
Well done, could have fooled me.
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>>6407025
Hahahaha! You never do it!
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>>6407049
>The tank engine conjures up an unrelenting storm of tank engines raining from the sky as it flies around tooting menacingly
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>>6407024
>looks under dress
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>>6407051
Yeeeeah, she just seems really, really weird, askin' about milk'n stuff.
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>>6407035
Hmmm? Yes? How may I help you faceless?
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>>6407067
Then prepared to get beaten to a pulp, over and over again. And then one more time for good measure! Ahaha~
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>>6407086
>crawls onto lap
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What the actual fuck is going on.
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>>6407098
YEAH!

>>6407076
>The macho dragon flies up into the sky past the tank engines, descending down to strike his foe with a savage elbow drop
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>>6407060
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>for hosh http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1479443314265.webm
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>>6407064
Really! Unless you mean legit ones, but...
>The hero holds out two wrapped burgers that he conveniently pulled out from hammerspace.
Here you go, miss! Straight from McDonalds!
>>6407067
It is to me. I'm just so, so touched~
It's only natural, dude. Most people can't last a week before returning, and if they DO leave, it's for real. I've seen many people come and go.
>>6407068
I think I did kinda fool you, since you were cringing so hard from it. Seriously, I think you looked like you just ate a tablespoon of Marmite.
>>6407071
I did do it, as a matter of fact.
...T-Today. Next door.
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>>6407091
I...I can do it!
>>6407098
Isn't this your fault!?
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>>6406977
But.. Is being a tool all that bad?
>>6407018
H-hey, can I get a couple if plus ones to that being spared thing? Because if it meant living alone..
>He gives a big smile.
I'd rather be reduced to scrap.
>>6407024
R-right, stars...
>Kaito has been reduced to a bundle of nerves, he just stares up at the stars not really focusing on anything up there.
>>6407025
Well.. They're not handwritten and they're going to just be emails.. I'm not paying for postage.
>>6407068
You say that, but.. You like me well enough right?
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>>6407108
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>>6407098
I don't know
Maybe the beginning of the end of mankind
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>>6407067
I'm aware, I'm aware! I'm not expecting you to, so calm down.
Ideally I would like to study your, erm, device a bit more in detail, but I'm sure you won't let me borrow it. It's also possible that I would accidentally break it while trying to figure out how it works..
Would you happen to be able to bring back any books on the technology of your world? That would be a tremendous help to my manga.
>>6407068
Yes, go ahead and run away from concepts you can't handle, like the rest of the dim-witted population. I'm not surprised.
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>>6407083
She...asked for milk?
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>>6407102
>Tank engines continue falling from the sky crushing buildings, horses, and the imperials alike. Tooting menacingly the tank engine takes a moment to perch upon a nearby tower and unleashes a battle toot that could be heard as far as whiterun.
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>>6407120
Pics or it didn't happen
>>6407124
If you're a figurative one then yes
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>>6407097
>the lich places a hand atop the faceless' head
What is it you desire, child?
>>6407124
But of course, Kaito. Who did you have in mind?
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>>6407137
The girl human with the yellowish hair? Yeah, she really wanted'ta know if me'n Tori made milk or somethin'...
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>>6407108
>>6407128
>
>>6407124
Emails? Man, that's worse than getting a handwritten letter that said someone died. Five dollars should be enough for postage.
>>6407144
The archives, dude. Search up "America" until you find it. The session hasn't finished yet, but it still kinda counts.
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>>6407062
All the better to stare you at! And there's a lot of good to stare at with you! But okay. Man... gah. Manga. See, I can say it!
>>6407067
But but. You wasn't this serious last time I met you.
>A rare frown appears on her face.
Does Paula need to jog your memory?
>>6407068
You make Paula's heart pound out of her chest! Was Ash not having fun with me not around?
>>6407078
Eek! Pervert ghost!
>She swings her limbs in every direction.
>>6407124
They can be cool too. Hey, that one looks like a bowl of fruit! What do you think?
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>>6407141
>The macho dragon is unable to hold it's own against the the stampede of tank engines, it looks to the sky, and roars out with another yeah...
>Suddenly, a parade of macho dragons come to assist their brother, setting fire to the ground with a shout of OH YEAH'S while combating the tank engines with full force
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>>6407102
>>6407130
Shit!
>runs inside the stone tower with the rest of the survivors
>>6407121
How is it my fault, I just write down names of death row prisoners for the empire!
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>>6407120
Keep that up and i'll force feed you Marmite.

>>6407121
Nah, you have better chances winning the lottery Krumy.

>>6407124
Hmmm, let give you some advice. Everything and anything I say shouldn't be taken seriously

So take that as you will and tell me what you think.

>>6407132
Oh so I am not the only one?
>Sarcasm intensifies
How surprising! What would the world do, without your great works to bless us!

>>6407173
Well...You aren't a complete pushover, I can't say the same for everyone here. So yes having you here does bring some fun to the party!
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>>6407141
>>6407179
With fighting among ourselves if we can destroy the humans instead?
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>>6407159
You're both goats, so of course you two make milk. How foolish of her to ask that.
What she should have asked was if your meat is tasty.
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>>6407128
>>6407164
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>>6407212
We...we do?
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>>6407192
Please, I ate a burger FULL of the stuff. Although I'm a bit afraid at the concept of it, I'm not afraid of eating it. Totally radical, y'know?
>>6407223
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>>6407120
That doesn't make any sense at all.
...Right?
>>6407132
Don't insult the only friend I have....
>She snaps free of her sulking tone.
It's called a PET. A Personal Terminal. And I'm not giving Shade to anybody!...I might be able to get Gengetsu to get me one. The problem would be...Mugetsu. And getting out...again. To here.
>She shudders.
>>6407173
>She shakes her head furiously
I only got here last night!
>>6407183
You just completely ignored everything!
>>6407192
I got far enough without doing it last time! I can do it better again!
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>>6407231
>>6407223
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>>6407144
Hmph, better than being somebody who's about to get a hug.
>>6407157
Well... Mostly everyone here and at Crypton, my family as well.. And.. I'd say my fans but is that asking too much?
>>6407164
But that's cutting too far into my profits, you know I could just lie about it, how will you know? You'll be dead.
>>6407173
Huh? Bowl of fruit..?
>He snaps out of it and starts looking around for it.
I.. Don't think I see it.
>>6407192
I think you're too shy to say it, haha, but most people don't clean off another's face like that..
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>>6407227
I don't know.
>he kneels down. His fat face getting too close to your own
Do you?
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>>6407179
>The alpha tank engine takes this as a sign of a fight for dominance amongst the skies
> A low pitch toot can be heard as the alpha calls for more of its brethren to take to the skies.
>Slowly the sky turns black as a wave of tank engines descend upon the battlefield.
>>6407206
>The tank engine has already decided it is above the others and to take out two birds with one stone
>A large tank engine is sent flying towards the dragon
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>>6407157
>falls asleep
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>>6407164
So you have no pics
>>6407265
I'm not getting one so I have no idea who you're talking about
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>>6407231
Huge shame I didn't take a picture of your cringing face. Rusky would have loved. Iggy too!

>>6407243
Awww~ Poor thing, you didn't realize everyone here was just pitying you. It's gonna run out.

>>6407265
Hmph! In your dreams, oh wait you have none. No I just did it out of feeling sorry for you. It's like seeing a puppy get kicked over and over again.
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>>6407269
>Smolgore backs away suddenly.
I, uh...I don't THINK so. I've never done it. I dunno if Tori has.
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>>6407284
Hm.
>he backs away from the tiny goat
Of course. You know what the best kind of meat is, correct?
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>>6407273
Well fuck...
>How the fuck a engine can fly?
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>>6407173
...
Well, we're making progress, but flattery will get you nowhere. If I gave a free copy to everyone that complimented me, I would be out of business. Luckily for you, I've come here just for that purpose.
>Rohan reaches into his bag and retrieves a copy of Pink Dark Boy, which he then holds out for her.
I only ask that you share this with anyone you know.
>>6407192
Oho, you finally understand? That was a sudden turn, but yes, you're correct. I'm surprised you realized it so quickly, but I'm willing to forgive you just this once.
>>6407243
Yes, your pet. That's fine. I don't care how you go about getting one of those books, I simply want one. Would you mind if I opened your face for a moment? I think I'll be able to assist you.
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>>6407265
Not all shall be purged, I am merciful after all Kaito. I believe most may be spared.
>>6407275
Hmm...
>The lich rests his hand upon the child's head
I suppose kids will be kids...
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>>6407300
Uhh...the meat we get from the surface is good when it doesn't smell.
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>>6407243
What doesn't make sense at all? People coming back after a week?
...If you have the patience of a thousand men, you can leave here without looking back. The people here change you, man. You'll miss a few enough to come back, but who's to say that the same is applicable for you?
>>6407255
>
>>6407265
Lie about what, you making legit letters? If you're not a monster, you'll give 'em a legit letter that they won't cry at. Besides, if there's a will, there's a way. You know that, right?
>>6407281
No pics, but it DID happen. Check out the archives, my man.
>>6407282
It is a shame, but the past is in the past. Look towards the future instead, y'know? They would have loved it, but you didn't take a picture. In the words of a good friend of mine; "A shame, a shame~."
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>>6407273
>>6407206
>The battle between Tank Engine and Macho Dragon is too much for the earth to bear. The strength of the 2 races is too mighty, their numbers too numerous. As the 2 titanic factions war, the only losses taken are those of the earth, as the ground, seas, and sky all slowly burn into ashes.
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>>6407192
Just push their buttons right and everyone can be fun!
>>6407243
But you was here for a longer time than Paula was! What happened Kurumi? Why do you sound so scared?
>>6407265
Paula may be seeing things.
>She grabs Kaito's hand and point's it to a cluster of stars.
But she thinks she saw it there!
>>6407307
Wow! Paula can't remember the last time she read one of these.
>She swipes it away from him.
Thank you! I always thought people that make these would be kinda gross looking but you are cute. Like really cute!
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>>6407325
I demand you get me the meat you are given from the surface, tiny goat. I will be the judge of what's good and what isn't.
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>>6407325
You silly king Asgore
she is meaning best meal is goat meal
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>>6407341
>goatmeal
>not oatmeal
Shit taste, lad.
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>>6407337
Uhhh...the only monster I know who could have it is Alphy 'cause she collects all the stuff from the Surface that falls down here.

>>6407341
Wait, is...is the human gonna EAT me?
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>>6407307
Truly you put the the works of Machiavelli and Shakespeare to shame. The world must know, how great you are! Tell me how many copies have you sold? No let me guess billions right?

>>6407327
Nothing stopping me from repeating it again now, but I have no use for Rusky anymore. So there is no point.

>>6407336
That's what I am doing now! Ahahaha~

You should try it sometime Paula.
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>>6407302
>The sheer power of the tank engines cause them to lift from the earth, however their attention is too focused upon the Machoman dragons.
>>6407330
>the Tank engines deciding to spare the earth fly off into space, never to be seen again.
>however, once every year on the same night. A meteor shower shall pass by the earth, and the faintest sound of a toot can be heard to pay respect to the greatest battle of their time.
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>>6407282
Hrmph!
>"You're not as smart as you think, prettyboy."
Shade! Ssshh!
>>6407307
>She pales visibly.
>"WHAT?"
...How?
>>6407327
I don't get how ANYBODY could want to stay here!
>>6407336
I-I don't get any of this, but I'm not that Kurumi!
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>>6407281
>Kaito hugs the Tsunkine mid sentence.
See? Now you are.
>>6407282
Haha, are you saying you think I'm too cute to abuse consistently?
>>6407320
Who are the people that won't be spared? Like.. Criminals or something?
>>6407327
Normally messages like these are just to inform them that the person died ya'know... So they're probably going to make people cry, but better for them than thinking you're missing for a long time and then give up hoping.
>>6407336
Hmm- Ah..
>He's a little distracted now but he looks around the area she pointed out.
You know.. Normally pointing out shapes is when you're watching clouds, but I think I see what you were talking about...
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>>6407231
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>>6407368
>he puts his huge hand on the goat's shoulders
Calm down! She won't eat you!
Now bring me this Alphy. This is very, very important.
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>>6407349
What are you saying?
I
LOVE
OATMEAL
>>6407368
Welcome to the real world, jackass
in the human lands is eat or been eated
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>>6407380
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>>6407380
Talking to yourself? Gee you really must have lost it.

>>6407384
Quit twisting my words!
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>>6407398
>implying
The truth is, i hate goat meal
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>>6407398
Uhhh, alright. When I see her again, I'll get'cha the meat she has. That work?

>>6407399
W-What?

But...not all humans are like that, right? That's a myth, right?
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>>6407336
Er.. Yes, the stereotyping of mangakas is quite poorly-founded, I would agree. Although, with how many grown men decide to draw underage girls in revealing costumes in their manga today, I'm not surprised in the slightest.
The quality of manga has truly dropped as of late, but I guarantee you that mine is nothing like theirs. You should find it very entertaining, at the least.
>>6407372
Millions, but you're not too far off in assuming that someday that number will indeed reach into the billions! Yes, I'm on a constantly ascending path, and it's all due to my talent as a writer! Amazing, isn't it? I'm glad you were able to see it my way.
>>6407380
With my Heaven's Door. You see, I can do more than just read the memories of people. I'm also capable of adding revisions.
I believe I'll be able to make you significantly more proficient at being stealthy, which would allow you to grab a book for me while still going unnoticed.
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>>6407372
Nothing is stopping you. So why aren't you doing it now? He told me about it, and he surprisingly took it well. I dunno what you expected.
>>6407380
Like I said; the people. Ignore the battles, ignore all the bloodshed - the people here are what draws people back. Your memories are what tie you to this place, y'know?
>>6407384
I see your point, Kaito, but a handwritten letter makes it sound more sincere, instead of an email that makes it sound like a stranger gave it to them. You understand what I mean by that, right? It's emotional.
>>6407391
>
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>>6407408
I'm not twisting them, it's just a logical conclusion.
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>>6407410
>He snaps back into his personality as soon as he hears the anon's voice
H-Huh? Wh-who goes there!?

>>6407434
It does. In return I will give you something that you;ll love. Something very tasty.
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>>6407384
Those that oppose of course. It is the best way to make an example, no?
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>>6407452
Is it one'a those burgers Alfred gave me? Those were awesome!

>>6407391
>>6407440
>
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>>6407408
I am not! I'm talking to Shade!
>"I think someone needs to get their ears checked."
>It's the voice of another, more mature woman, coming from something attached to her side
>>6407435
But...wouldn't I stop being me!?
>"It was trouble enough just to mess with the fire alarm...."
>>6407440
I just don't get it...especially since most of you people are just...just weird!
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>>6407456
If you need someone discreet... For a given value of such qualities.
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>>6407434
Asgore, humqns are fighting in the east for a no sense reason, chopping off heads of civilians, burning prisioners alive, etc.
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>>6407372
Oh, I kinda messing with someone right now! It's pretty fun!
>>6407380
Paula doesn't get it either.
>She once again hugs the smaller girl however this time it's more gentle the the first bear hug.
But Paula promises you she will protect you. It's what the other Kurumi would have wanted.
>>6407384
Pointing out clouds? I guess Paula was doing that. But aren't there shapes in the stars too?
>>6407435
You look like you should be a model! But what can Paula expect from this? Is it any good? Is it bad? Is that why you are giving it to her?
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>>6407327
lies
it didn't happen
Virgin!
>>6407384
ST-STOP IT ASSHOLE
STOP TOUCHING ME!
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>>6407479
But...those can't be ALL humans...there are some nice ones, right?! Like...like Alfred! He's really cool! And-and-and Junpei! And Paula!
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>>6407464
It's better than a burger. It's...
KFC's original recipe chicken!
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>>6407464
>
>>6407468
We're weird, but in an endearing way. Like a family, or friends. Come on, I know you've taken a liking to SOME people here. Maybe even me?
...Alfred, suspension of disbelief can only work for so long.
>>6407496
It did happen. Check it. I'm not gonna screenshot it because that's my privacy and my privacy alone.
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>>6407468
No. You would be you but much more capable of noticing ideal spots to hide, ways to spot which boards will creak or not, better comprehension of line of sight, things in that family. Simple.
>>6407480
Yes, I do dabble in modeling work, but this is about my manga, not myself, please stay on topic. As I was saying, my manga is the best-selling series in all of Japan, and it has recently topped the charts in Italy and China, as well. It also happens to be steadily on the rise in America. So many people enjoy it, in fact, that the room for expansion is becoming very limited. You, however, are from another universe altogether, which is why I'm able to meet you here.
As you may have pieced together, I'm hoping the next step to the development of my manga is to sell it across universes. Yes, I will be the first multi-universal mangaka.
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>>6407508
You son of a bitch.
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>>6407508
Oh! Oh! I...I kinda remember that weird old human talkin' about KFC or somethin' like that! It sounds great! I'll get'cha that meat ASAP!
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>>6407435
Mmmhmm~ Sure thing monsieur. You must sleep quite soundly at night being dare I say...the best writer in the world.
>Claps
What will you accomplish now.

>>6407440
Nothing, I just wanted to let him know. Told you he was a big teddy bear.

>>6407445
This isn't a math problem you walking calculator! I don't think you are cute at all, one act of kindness and you go overboard.

>>6407468
>Ash decides to play with Krumy, pretending to not hear the voice.
Hmmm? Hearing voices in your head. Uh oh we should get you to the looney ward.

>>6407480
Really who? Ahaha~ We make a good tag team, don't we?
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>>6407499
Everybody have darkness in his/her soul (including myself). Even the monsters
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>>6407474
Discretion can be a useful way to set an example after your power has been flaunted. I shall keep you in mind, chicken man.
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>>6407440
Ugh.. Fine, but I'll have to bump your price to.. $15 and one high-five when I ask for it, does that sound better?
>>6407456
Well, who'd oppose you? But how are you going to recreate the world? It sounds sinister but coming from you I can't help but see it as a good change.
>>6407480
Yup, they're called constellations, they've been there long before we were created and will be there long after we're gone, though even they have a time limit...
>He Squeezes gently on her hand.
>>6407496
Aww, so cute...
>He lets go, pretty early for him.
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>>6407523
Ah, I'm hoping that my next step is to send my manga 'through the wormhole,' if you will. Discovering this place and the different timelines, universes, multiverses and such that it brings, I hope that someday my manga can be known not only in my own world, but in all existing universes as well.
That is my dream!
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>>6407532
For reprehensible acts at entirely minimal expense.
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>>6407526
>Smolgore is hysterical now.
BUT TELL ME THERE ARE GOOD HUMANS!
>He shakes Sorona back and forth.
TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!
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>>6407514
Then it shouldn't be on the archive if it's about privacy
>>6407535
>
B-BAKA
NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN
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>>6407480
>She once more freezes up, now staring upwards
Th-those eyes....
>>6407514
Nobody, yet. Nobody at all.
>>6407515
...Are you sure this is a good idea?
>>6407523
None of this is funny!
>"Cool it, Kurumi, he's just trying to mess with you...."
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>>6407520
Hush.

>>6407522
When you say ASAP you better mean ASAP. You don't want to know what I'll have to eat if I don't get that meat.
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>>6407523
But, I'm just the kind of bot that cherishes the one good moment more than he lingers on the bad one's.
>>6407563
>He ruffles the Kine's hair immediately after hearing that.
We both know I'm terrible at following orders like that, guess I'm a bad tool huh?
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>>6407571
Yes. I am equally sure of all things I have ever said in my life, and that number is one hundred percent.
Now, give me permission to open your face.
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>>6407559

No, and I know that because I see what they can do against a peaceful race, like my race, the Ishram Dragons
They killed all my race, except for 4 dragons
My husband, my cousins and I
Never trust humans, Asgore
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>>6407515
The work of anyone is only as god as their person! But wow, what a dream! If you want to do that, you will have to get a bunch of your work out somehow!
>>6407523
Kaito! He has a little crush on Paula! She has one on him too!
>>6407535
>She doesn't seem to notice it.
So why can't Paula see them right now? Are they gone already?
>>6407571
My eyes? Aren't they cool! Paula wishes they were real as well!
>>
>>6407523
It's not new information that he's kind when he wants to be, Ash. Honestly, he almost seemed to be glad that the partnership was off, but that's from my interpretation of things.
>>6407535
I can arrange for the fifteen dollars, but a high-five? Do I look like Bill Gates to you? Lower the price, man, that's just too much for me! I can only give you a thumbs-up, nothing else!
>>6407563
Privacy here, dude. I don't want everyone to see what I did over there when you could just look it up for yourself. Simple.
>>6407571
"Yet". If you don't want to feel bad when you leave this place, then do it now. It grows on you, y'know? I've seen many people come and go.
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>>6407532
>tries taking that orb thing
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>>6407576
Is...is it me?

>>6407584
>Smolgore slumps to the ground in a mixture of shock and despair.
>He begins to cry loudly.
B-B-B-BUT...WAAAAHHHHH! AAAALFREDDDDD!
>>
>>6407585
Sylvie x Kaito x Rachnera in a sweaty threesome
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>>6407548
You know what they say about dreams, some prosper, and some are crushed. I wonder what yours will be...

>>6407571
I agree. Mental illness is a very serious problem.

>>6407578
Forget about it then, I don't need Betty hearing any of this.

>>6407585
You're in love with a walking motherboard?
>Ash laughs uncontrollably

>>6407589
Ha, let me tell you I was the one caring that tag team. He only cared about his dumb sunflowers. Truly a man child.
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>>6407585
Yes, exactly. That is the difficult part. I've given you that copy in the hopes that, perhaps, a publisher in your universe will take a liking to it. It's a slim chance, so I've sent one back with almost everyone I've met in this place. The process is slow and painstaking, but that is the life of a professional mangaka.
I will make my dream come true, that much is a promise to none but myself.
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>>6407603
Vegetables.
>>
>>6407603
Calm down, Asgore
perhaps some humans don't have darkness inside them
>perhaps
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>>6407535
Only time shall tell. Perhaps this place would hardly even be worth owning.
>>6407558
It would be nice to have a man on the inside.
>>6407598
>grabs your hand
Please do not touch that.
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>>6407617
There's no sense wondering, I can tell you the outcome right now.
My dream will do more than just prosper. My dream will be known for the rest of eternity as the greatest accomplishment of all time.
That much I can promise.
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>>6407578
Weirdo! Stop touching my hair! You'll make it more messy!
>>6407589
But they could just look it up... it doesn't make a difference where it is...
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>>6407625
>Smolgore gasps.
Oh man, not veggies! Tori always tells me I gotta eat them, but they're really yucky!

>>6407626
>Smolgore is still crying but not as loudly.
Y...yeah. *sniffle* T-There's gotta b-be *sniffle* good humans...like t-theres good monsters *sniffle* a-a-and bad monsters...
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>>6407631
Remember, it's 1 (786) 519-3708 extension 10

You call with an address, date, and time. We arrive and remove the problem(s). Satisfaction guaranteed!

Clean up is on you.
>>
>>6407645
>But I said perhaps
>>
>>6407617
Can you blame him? He had a rough childhood, man, but opinions are opinions. He did care for it, but he let go of it surprisingly quickly when you said it was just a ploy.
>>6407639
That's only if they're dumb enough to take the bait and look it up when they're not prepared for it. If I do it here, everyone can see it.
Actions have consequences.
>>
>>6407631
>touches
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>>6407661
take the bait? what bait? Why would anyone care?
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>>6407583
Uhm....
>"I don't trust this...."
>She half-shushes her voice, but it still perfectly audible
Well, I don't want to be stuck in the manor for forever!
>"Hey, you're the boss."
...Alright.
>Kurumi gulps nervously.
>>6407617
>She folds her arms and harrumphs
>>6407589
How would anybody want to come back when they don't make any?
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>>6407645
I will tell you this only once little goat. Fat is the best thing a person can have. The more of it they have, the chances of them being a good person and a wealthy man is imminent. You cannot do anything with a skeleton's body, thus making vegetables obsolete for real men, tiny goat. Do yourself a favor and bulk up. Your world might depend on it one day.
>>
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>>6407645
We all have darkness, but some choose to indulge, many don't.

I do, sometimes.
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>>6407585
They're a little hard to spot if you don't know them, you basically just play connect the dots with stars to get them... Here.
>He lifts her hand and points to a small grouping of stars, they kind of look like...
This one's pretty common knowledge, the big and little dipper, you can make them out if you connect the dots.
>>6407589
... Damn, fine but two thumbs up and we have a deal, but this is only if I kill you alright? America being good at negotiations..
>>6407617
Betty? That name isn't familiar.. How would she hear?
>>6407631
You say that but.. There are a lot of tough customers here, from different worlds as well, this seems like a valuable gateway to other universes.
>>6407639
More messy? You mess it up on purpose to look cool don't you?
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>>6407659
T-There's gotta be! I feel really really bad about what happened'ta'ya and your family, but...there's gotta be at least one good human out there!

>>6407675
I dunno, I know two skellies and they're really cool and funny.

...But if I don't gotta eat veggies anymore, I'm all for that!

>>6407678
So...most humans are good?
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>>6407688
Those skeletons you speak of...they're nothing if you hit their knees.
>>
>>6407688
Meh, I will never know that
BECAUSE I EXTERMINATED ALL THE HUMANS FROM MY WORLD (Yulea)
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>>6407637
Yup, I can totally tell I am going to have so much fun with you here! Teehee~

>>6407661
It worked out for the two of us, no need to cry over spilled milk. I could have tried with you, but...that would be too easy.

>>6407671
What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?

>>6407681
It's none of your business. Just don't go assuming things like a hopeless nerd.
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>>6407681
I wear a hat a lot and my hair was always like this...
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>>6407688
For a given value of good. We're mostly neutral, but can choose. Most choose apathy. Some choose good. Few choose evil.
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>>6407610
Paula doesn't like Rachnera that way! We're just the bestest of girlfriends!
>>6407617
Paula can't control who she loves. He is a nice, cute, and talented Motherboard so it could be worse!
>>6407618
Paula may know some people but it would take some time. Paula can tell this goes way beyond money. You really like doing this!
>>6407681
Wow! They look like a pot! What else is there? Tell Paula!
>>6407671
>>6407585
>To demonstrate they are fake, she takes one of them off her head.
See? Nothing to be scared about, new Kurumi!
>>
>>6407658
Call...? Surely you mean through letter or courier correct?
>>6407664
>a small heat emanates from the orb
It is a part of my body.
>>6407681
The thought had crossed my mind. However I am the all might Ainz Ooal Gown, I am sure nothing they throw at me could suffice. Would you not agree, Kaito?
>ainz
>>
>>6407706
If you're going to talk to me like that, not even I'm that desperate for it!
>>6407722
>>6407585
...O-oh. Oh. Alright.
>She relaxes visibly with a sigh.
>>
>>6407702
Yeah, I, uh...I'm not gonna do that.

>>6407703
Oh my gosh!

Uh...I can kinda see why but...d'ya'think'ya might'a killed some good humans with the bad humans?

>>6407715
So...I gotta chance'ta make peace with the humans?

>Smolgore
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>>6407669
Exactly. Why would anyone care? If I show it to them right now, however, they WILL care because I'm shoving it in their faces.
>>6407671
Determination, a sick perversity to see what happens, a way to pass the time - many things. Some people left without coming back, so there's that. Why ask when you can just act?
>>6407681
Only if you kill me? Deal. I can arrange for two thumbs up and fifteen dollars. I'll give them to you next time you kill me. Goddamn, I am SO good at diplomacy right now.
>>6407706
If I threw a milk bottle at you, I'm PRETTY sure you would be crying. It would be too easy, but Russia is too naive and wants to make friends easily. It's like being ecstatic that you finally got ten outta ten on a preschool-level spelling test.

>I'M THE HERO~!
>>
>>6407735
>>6407735
>>6407735
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>>6407723
We can't have our address be public knowledge. Again, arrested for 500 murders. We aren't exactly legal.

>>6407730
Most people are reasonable. And the leaders usually reflect that.
>>
>>6407730
>implying I would spare the good humans
>>
=
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>>6406295
Eh pass.
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