Hunger Games Thread.
>>6404967
I-I know because I do, okay!? Stop a-asking questions that don't need to be answered!
>>6405004
Nah.
>>6404913 (Asgore)
I think so! If there isn't any moisture on it, I think it can be safely preserved due to salt and all of that! Scientific things!
>>6404940 (Kurumi)
>He makes a counting down motion, waiting for Kurumi to either tell him to go away or yell at him. He sings to himself while waiting.
Hamburger Street... I am the hero of this world! Hamburger Street... Let's go, if it's for justice! Yeah! Hamburger Street...
>>6404978 (Paula)
>He lets out a relieved sigh and smiles and usual.
Haha, I'm glad someone thinks I'm funny, most people don't laugh at my jokes.
>>6405027
Which one!?
>>6405004 (Rohan)
>Mr. Hill eyeballs Rohan for several long seconds. A wry grin breaks through his stone expression
You've got balls of steel ace, and heart to match. However, you forgot to account for something.
Last time I checked, you needed a soul to have a stand.
>>6405061
Awesome! Can we dig in now?!
>>6405067
I think this one is regular.
>>6404993
thanks... uh... sorry I was still at work when I entered
>>6404898
Uh thanks evens America
say hi to your new rebellious teen California, I heard Texas went to college and is done with that phase.
>>6404913
thanks
>>6404924
I'm not your bro... stupid
>>6404938
thanks
>>6404940
thanks
>>6404953
thanks
>>6404978
my name isn't winner
>>6405095
Maybe you should enter at work more often. This is number three for you, and it's been a while.
>>6404982 (Nightmare)
>"Don't you touch her!"
Get...get away from us!
>She takes another large step back
>>6405004 (Rohan)
>Kurumi lets out a shriek and tries to grab it back
>"What do you think you're doing!?"
GIVE HER BACK!
>>6405067
This is the normal one...I think.
>>6405061
>She shakily pulls out her PET and checks it thoroughly, before falling on her side and curling up in to a ball around it, sniffling
>>6405082
Of course! It's just that, well...
...What do you want to eat? I could feed the entirety of Papua New Guinea with the foood I have stored.
>>6405095
You're welcome, man. I can't even right now.
Yeah, California's been... Ah, man, they're just impossible at times. Texas was busy talking to Mexico, last I heard. I'll never understand any of them...
>>6405093
what makes it regular?
>>6405095
Well, I'm not actually related to any of my siblings, but they're still family.
>>6405095
Calling you perverted ghost boy would be rude to a winner! Even if that's what you are!
>>6405065
It's an acquired taste to deliver masterfully. Paula had a lot of practice in it herself!
>>6405120
If a game does happen, It's not Risk or whatever. Also pretty sure there's no...shenanigans going on in the conversations.
>>6405120
High fiber diet
>>6405115
ahh...
>>6405049
Hmph. Fine, I don't want you to anyway. I enjoy seeing you tire yourself out.
Idiot.
>>6405079
That is true. I've heard stories of soul-stealing Stands from an acquaintance of mine, and it is true that losing a soul means to lose your Stand, as well. However, what makes you think that my soul is going anywhere? I wouldn't be so sure of yourself. You don't know what you're going against.
>>6405115
>He raises the thing out of her reach and keeps looking and poking at it, trying to experiment with the functions of the strange device.
I've never seen something like this, it's your Stand, isn't it? How is this woman trapped in such a small box? Is it a fairy that you captured? So many questions..
>>6405082
>Yells from afar
ASGORE
>>6405048
You possess knowledge a normal human should not have, leaving me with no other choice but to terminate you, animator. Say your last words.
>>6405131
Maybe it's just one of those things that also requires a 'human touch'..?
>>6405115
So neither of you lay claim to this power? The choice is simple. One of you will die to feed me, and the other will continue their pitiable life. Have you made your decision?
>He trudges forward, the armor clanking constantly.
>>6405004
The sword was just as functional before, but if giving you an empty thanks will make you shut your mouth, so be it.
>>6405162
>he quickly picks Saber up like in pic related and runs off somewhere so people can't hear them
>>6405112
mostly been a while because last time I saw you host was the morning... or something
>>6405119
Which is your favorite son or daughter?
>>6405124
Well I'm not your family... your name doesn't even end with ne
>>6405131
It's not what I am! And even if it is its not my name!
>>6405119
Well, ya'mentioned those burgers, and they're still good, so unless'ya got somethin' else fresh, then-
>>6405162
!?
...Uh...HELLO HUMAN!
>>6405138
I don't really get it, either.
>>6405145
>"Stop doing that, I'm a NetNavi, idiot, now give me back!"
Don't hurt her!
>Kurumi starts pulling at Rohan's arm
>>6405168
You...you can't have her!
>She turns around and starts to run away.
>>6405115
>With his expectations blown out of the water, he feels immense guilt for messing up not once, but TWICE now. He still sings so he can take his mind off of it, but it's clear how bad he feels.
I'm counting on your support, boys and girls! Hamburger Street! I won't accept any objections, HA! Doo doo doo, dodo dooo do...
>>6405181
Favourite? Man, it's hard to pick from... Fifty-six children of mine, oh, God. I don't have one, dude. Molossia? Hawaii? I...
>>6405187
Nope, I don't have no fruit or vegetables. Have you picked a food you want yet? You were cut off by the other girl, and I didn't hear you properly.
>>6405181
What does that have to do with anything? But I can change my name if that helps.
So uh...who is all here instead of risk
>>6405145
>Mr. Hill beckons lazily, a tremendous force tearing at Rohan's core. Severing a formerly immutable bond, a transparent copy of Rohan jolts out of his physical body. During the half second of freedom, Rohan's figure withers away rapidly. Then, the moment passes. His body unifies, undoing the apparent decay in instant.
I've been doing this a lot longer than most people think.
>>6405200
Forget I asked then... why can't any parents pick a favorite...
>>6405209
It is... never mind you wouldn't be able to understand anyway
>>6405219
>no territory bonuses
me
>>6405168
You're the one continuing to talk to me. I'm sure you have a cosplay convention to be at, so I would hate to keep you waiting.
>>6405198
>Rohan gives the thing back to her and rolls his eyes, tapping his fingers on the table in front of him.
Children and their technology in this day and age..
What is it? You haven't explained how you managed to capture a fairy. Explain.
>>6405219
Professionals don't need to take risks.
>>6405179
...!? Wh-what do you think you are doing? Release me! Can't you realise it was merely jesting with a threat like that?!
>>6405187
>Being carried away by the fat guy
I have not forgotten the incident with the fire extinguisher! Your near future is dark, goat!
>>6405200
Burgers!
>>6405232
Oh, yeah, that...I feel kinda sorry 'bout that...
>>6405232
>he eventually sets her down and slams his hand on the wall she's up against
>
You know who I am, and I know who you are. You don't need to play dumb anymore.
>>6405219
Yo.
>>6405219
only fun if you're in it desu
>>6405200
>A muffled female voice speaks up from her PET, indistinct from the distance. Kurumi slowly stops the crying.
>>6405229
>She immediately turns her attention to the thing
Are you okay, Shade!?
>"Just calm down, now, I'm fine...."
Okay....
>Kurumi holds the thing close to her heart
How haven't you heard about a Navi before? They're everywhere!
Lurkere come out...its time for a head count
>>6405226
Huh? Well alright, you can tell me if I don't understand ya'know.
>>6405165
Maybe it does.
>She runs up to him and rapidly pokes his chest.
See? You're human after all!
>>6405181
It's totally what you are. You also didn't give Paula your name so she'll keep calling you that!
>>6405219
Paula doesn't think she'll do to good in that. Maybe next time!
>>6405268
>>6405198
You truly are a fool! You may run, but the Azure Nightmare will consume all in the end! Appreciate what little time you have left, you pale imitation. Maybe I will find the "true" vampire you speak of to sate me...
>>6405229
Cosplay? I doubt that it turns people into books. I have no interest regardless. Though, unfortunately, you are correct in saying I must leave, in order to sate my hunger. My performance in the battlefield was detestable to say the least. Farewell, mangaka.
>The knight heaves his sword over his shoulder, and trudges into the unknown.
>Welcome back m8.
>>6405268
I am here.
>>6405268
>>6405273
>>6405219
I would have joined, but there wasn't any locations I could have picked one to stay ~historical~. Besides, I don't have a folder for Heracles or Sadık, so I don't think I would be invested as I usually would.
>>6405226
Because I love all of them very much, and I can't pick any favourites because of it. It's not my fault all of them are so important to me...
>>6405241
Then have them, my man! Take them!
>Alfred pulls out five burgers and tosses them towards Asgore with a grin on his face.
Ask for more if you want some!
>>6405266
>America glances towards her, praying to God that he didn't screw everything up. What kind of hero breaks a promise? He switches the song to one that sounds much more peaceful.
Draw a circle, there's the Earth, draw a circle, there's the Earth, draw a circle, there's the Earth, I am America...
>>6405268
>>6405268
Ding
>>6405249
>His breath smells like ramen
...I am fully aware of who you are, Master. That is way pretending to ve oblivious around you is my first strategy to prevent any potential enemy from finding out the truth.
>>6405268
>
>>6405299
Rachner-
>She is suddenly embraced by the spider lady.
Hehe! Paula missed you too!
>>6405268
Here...
>>6405300
HOLY MOLY, THANK YOU SO MUCH ALFRED!
>Smolgore begins to devour the burgers.
>After a minute, he looks up towards Alfred, mouth still full of burger.
Fay, where did ya get vethe burgerth anyway?
>>6405223
>He stands in place wordlessly, only staring at the man that had just collapsed all of Rohan's confidence away in an instant. After a brief period of shock, the mangaka manages to recompose himself, and kicks the chair he'd been resting on to the side.
You.. You're..
...I can't win. But that's fine, too. I accounted for this. I thought there was a small percent of a chance that I would lose to you.
And that's fine. Kill me. You heard correctly. Kill me if that's what you wish, because I already have what I wanted.
My manga is being read around the world. My death will only strengthen its impact. If I die to further my dream, then so be it. My life is nothing in comparison to my manga!
Take my damn soul if that's what you want! I refuse to be humiliated any longer than what's necessary!
I, ROHAN KISHIBE, WILL PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT MY MANGA IS THE GREATEST TO EVER EXIST, DEAD OR ALIVE!
>>6405266
No, I haven't.
Can it grant wishes? What does it do? Explain, woman, I don't have all day.
>>6405282
Hmph. What a strange one. That armor must have been awfully hot. Such commitment for a cosplay.
>Ayy good to be back at it
>>6405273
Huh..?
>He looks pretty caught off guard for a couple of seconds then returns to hos smiling.
Haha, I don't think that's what is meant by a 'human touch', but thank you Paula, that definitely helps.
>>6405299
Use your words, stupid spider.
>>6405320
If you were pretending to be oblivious then why were you touching my stuff?
>>6405300
>She sits up slowly, hair still soaked, and she murmurs a quiet conversation with the PET
>>6405336
No, don't be stupid, magic isn't rea-...isn't real where I'm from....
>"Ever heard of an AI?"
>>6405268
Yeah, i am here. What happen?
>>6405334
>If Alfred wasn't so fluent in Burgerspeak™, he wouldn't have had a clue what Smolgore was talking about. However, despite all odds, he manages to answer.
McDonalds, dude. I'm not good at wrapping burgers up, and I'm certainly not gonna pick Burger King for them. Why do you ask, my man?
>>6405360
>Sighing, he keeps singing and prepares for the worst, rubbing his head.
Ah! With just one brushstroke, you can see all of the wonderful world! Where the beef and the dreams are both supersized! America~!
>>6405338
>Sylvie beams at you with a 1000 gigawatt smile.
Don't thank me. Paula just likes to help her friends! Is there anything else Paula can help you with?
>>6405349
Hey hey! You! You leave her alone. Our friendship doesn't need words!
>>6405360
Yes, but this is far too intelligent and advanced to be one. There's no need for you to lie to me, girl, I'm not unaware of the supernatural. How does such a small woman exist? Did you shrink her and put her into this device?
>>6405386
>Smolgore swallows the mass of meat in his mouth.
Just wonderin'! Are those food places?!
>>6405269
It's just something common for Shinki's like me to be named with, all with the same word end as a mark of family...
>>6405300
Jeez, you are a stereotype parent.
>>6405322
>>6405349
This qt doesn't need words. She has ascended beyond that point.
>>6405354
...It was merely my curiosity. Watching the motioning art inside that glass was...entertaining to some degree.
>>6405406
>FUCK.
>>6405336
That conviction is what got you into trouble in the first place, slick. Lucky enough, I have good news. I'll be taking that when you pass on from unrelated causes. That was our deal, after all.
One last thing before I go. Bible has some hot stuff in it, think about, what do you creative types call it, getting inspired by that for a chapter in your comic book.
>With a wink, Rohan is returned to where he was, never to see Mr. Hill again. Well, while he's alive that is.
>>6405388
You shouldn't be an enabler to her like that, what if she climbs on someone's face and breaks their neck?
>>6405406
>In the distance, a Frenchman laughs at the description of the burger. Right now, however, Alfred raises an eyebrow.
Hm? Oh, yeah! They're fast food restaurants, real famous ones on the surface! They're practically a delicacy back at home, y'know?
>>6405407
Can you blame me? I really do love them all very much. I'm the hero, and the hero has a heart larger than the very Earth itself.
>>6405421
>>6405443
Spider>Snake
>>6405422
You've never seen an animation before?
A king such as yourself should have that kind of luxury, no?
Anyways, are you alright?
>>6405463
Birbs > Spiders >Snek
>>6405433
...Hmph.
What was he thinking, bringing up that work of fiction? Please.
I write what I wish. I inspire myself.
As if he couldn't make it more clear he had no idea about the writing process.
Good riddance.
>>6405471
food > spider > snake
>>6405480
Protein tho
>>6405396
>"You don't know anything, clearly."
Shade, be quiet...! Of course she is one, my sister made it for me! I didn't even know any of this...this magic stuff was actually real until now!
>>6405386
>After a moment she hugs it for some reason, and wipes her tears away, before standing up with a sniffle
>>6405480
why else do you think he put bird there
>>6405421
>Sylvie squeezes the spider as hard as she can.
You are the best! Please don't ever leave me! Paula wouldn't know what to do!
>>6405443
GASP! Rachnera wouldn't ever do that. She wouldn't do that to Paula. Why are you so mean to her?
>>6405478
Goodnight Vino, it was fun to put an end cap on that.
>whips
>>6405449
We got somethin' like that in the Underground. How many of 'em are there?
>>6405268
It is I
>>6405471
Oh, you.
>>6405499
sanya
>>6405463
>>6405471
>Snek>Birb>Mermaid=Spider>>>>>>Horse
>Dullahan a cute too but I just don't know where to put her.
>>6405388
Ah...
>He seems a little distracted by something.
N-no, I can't think of something I'd need help with..
>>6405407
But, they're not really related by blood that way right? Hmm..
>>6405511
The "already won" tier.
>>6405407
The deed is done. Congratulations; you have earned this.
>>6405499
yoshimitsu?
>>6405487
You're clearly lying to me and I'm unhappy about it. Are you from the future where technology has advanced to that level? Is your Stand ability to shrink people? Is it your sister's ability? Is that woman your hostage? Do you feed her, or just let her starve? These are very important questions that I need answers to.
>>6405492
>Night mang
>>6405511
I already posted my full list, let me try and remember it.
Birb > Snek > Spooder > Dullahan > Slime > Mermaid > Horse
>>6405506
>>6405524
Fools!
>>6405487
>And America stands up as well, getting ready for what Kurumi says next. He cuts off the singing, although he keeps humming the tune. "Here we go," he thinks. "You asked for this, America."
...Y-Yo, Kurumi? Are you alright?
>"Smooth."
>>6405496
I... I think... Uh... I... I don't know how many there are, actually. There are just too many for me to keep track of. I think they sold, like, a billion burgers? To put that into perspective, there are seven billion humans on Earth right now.
>>6405465
Britain lacked such technology back in 12th century, master. Such a device would be branded as a magical artifact back then.
>Stomach growling
...I am in adequate conditions.
>>6405496
>>6405241
Asgore. You do not need to feel pity towards me, after all I will eventually behead you myself.
>>6405534
sanya i mised u
>>6405491
What? N-No! She's even meaner to me, what I said wasn't even hurtful at all.
>>6405517
>get out.
>>6405526
>Thumbs up from me anon, you know what's up.
>>6405534
But the Big Gete Star allows one to cheat Death! How could this be!
>>6405554
Papi's personality just shines too bright. Doing a full list of all the grills would be pretty hard though.
>>6405550
Then get us a meal. I myself am starving after holding myself back from your taunt.
>peaks out from behind the wall and nhhs
nhh...
>>6405491
Easy now. I bruise easily. Also don't listen to the overweight snake, she's just jealous of you and I.
>>6405542
I...I guess I'm fine enough.
>>6405525
>"Do I sound like I'm a prisoner??"
It's the present for me! A-are you telling me that...?
>>6405600
...What's wrong?
>>6405542
Oh man, that's a lotta places! We only got a couple down here!
...That's also a lotta humans. Hopefully they don't go'ta war with us again...
>>6405550
That, uh...that doesn't sound really nice...
>>6405600
Uh...nhh?
Paula wonders why that guy was counting. I hope it was for something good! Paula will distract you with a game of 36 people!
Everyone's welcome! Except for duplicates.
>>6405600
>>6405563
So guess who's back, IT'S COOLER!
>>6405449
liar. Your heart is just an organ stupid. Your soul is in your head.
>>6405514
No, we're related by having the same uhh... god.
>>6405522
I guess... I like my name off to the side 3 times.
>>6405619
Kurumi
>>6405615
Neither was improvising a weapon to attack the school janitor.
>>6405619
Artoria Pendragon.
>>6405619
Casshern
>>6405619
Rin Tohsaka
>>6405619
The Man in Back
>>6405619
Smolgore
>>6405619
Reigen Arataka
>>6405619
Ryota Mitarai
>>6405619
Rohan Kishibe
>>6405603
..Hm.
I'm willing to suspend my disbelief for a moment, as the other option would be to assume you shrinked her AND brainwashed her.
It's possible you're from the 'future,' in comparison to my time. That would explain how this sort of technology is normal for you.
>>6405619
meme expert
>>6405619
Gallerian Marlon
>>6405619
Capra Demon
>>6405619
Mike "Electric Fence" Pence
>>6405619
Classy Raven
>>6405627
You guess? If you haven't earned it, say so, and I'll expunge everything with your name on it from the record.
>>6405619
Richard
>>6405619
Aigis
>>6405621
>>6405619
Miia
>>6405619
Ririchiyo
>>6405619
Merrygate
>>6405619
Shanghai.EXE
>>6405619
Rachnera
>>6405619
Yukine
>>6405619
Starman
>>6405619
Himiko Yumeno
>>6405619
Neru Akita
>>6405619
Princess Rinoa
>>6405514
Hey hey. Whatcha looking at? I hope it's cool.
>>6405554
You're a liar! Y-you probably mess with her just because she's a little creepy...
>By now, waterfalls pours from the girl's eyes.
Creepy is cool and kind! Especially when it concerns her!
>>6405600
Nnn? Night? Naked? News? Give Paula the answer!
>>6405601
Paula just wants to show you how much love she has for you! And she shouldn't. No one should be jealous of Paula!
>>6405627
Actually, you can throw that one into the nearest fire. I realized I left out an important element.
>>6405619
Cocytus
>>6405619
Jade Harley
>>6405619
The Star-Spangled Hero
Crap.
>>6405619
Neko-chan
>>6405596
With a tournament about to begin the kitchen must be empty right now.
>Becomes invisibru
I will be back.
>>6405619
Gas the Horsefags
>>6405619
Araragi
>>6405619
Porzingod
>Filler
>>6405632
Well, I just wanted'ta show Raven I really really REEEEEALLY wanted'ta win!
...You were the janitor?
>>6405683
She's jealous of our friendship.
>pets
>>6405627
That's like saying all religions followers are related... That's a lot of family.
>>6405683
>He covers his eyes with his hands and sighs.
I was just looking at something so stunning I might be blinded for staring so long.
>>6405619
Lala
>>6405619
Sleeping Lolis
>>6405659
>>6405619
Gatorade Perfume®
>Filler
>>6405659
>>6405734
>>6405741
NICE SAGGY TITS BITCH
>>6405600
Ooh, target practice! Stay still for me, will you?
>>6405615
I know! They may have sold a billion burgers, but that doesn't mean that there's a billion of 'em!
Yeah, I hope we don't go to war with you, either. Overpopulation is a pretty serious concern nowadays, y'know.
>>6405603
It's not cool to lie, dude. Feel free to get your honest feelings off your chest, I'm ready for it...
>>6405627
My soul is in my head, but you get my point regardless. I care for them more than I care for fast food, and goddamn, do I care for fast food. I love them.
>>6405645
>"Is this guy seriou-"
PRETTY SURE HE IS. Ahem...but...but how?
>>6405746
...This place is scary.
>>6405745
Isn't she a corpse?
>>6405683
Eh, what...? I don't. Really, I don't. You're being really irrational right now.
>>6405720
>talking from inside the box because stealth mission.
Temporarily. Working as a maid in a restaurant has granted me enough experience, with a tournament based on a school setting I decided to work as a janitor.
>>6405757
As you will be.
>>6405619
Ranma Saotome
Paula hopes that the white bar doesn't bother you too much!
>>6405746
You guys are gettin' ovpoper-...overpulat-...overpopaluted?
>>6405764
Oh, I see!
...And then I kinda...kinda did a bad thing...at least I didn't kill'ya? Hahah...
>>6405782
Let's do this!
>>6405772
We can only hope. But I wasn't wrong, so you have full reason to be saggy.
>>6405782
I accept this challenge.
>>6405772
Calm your lovely, lovely, thighs.
>>6405711
Be quick about it. I might starve to death.
>>6405753
Well, the answer is simple. This place is an overlap of sorts, of every imaginable timeline and universe.
If we think of a timeline as a straight line on a grid, there must be a place where every line overlaps. That is this place, this arena. We're able to access different worlds entirely through this place, which has been wonderful for my manga.
However, I don't believe I've ever seen technology as advanced as that in your hand. It's possible your world has advanced so far beyond mine that everyday objects are unrecognizable to you.
Tell me, do you know what a 'book' is?
>>6405782
It isn't covering me, so I don't care.
Continue.
>>6405782
>>6405753
...
Yeah. It is scary, and the hero won't deny that. And I bet it's all because of me, huh?
>>6405782
BEAUTIFUL DISTRICT. JUST GOT A CALL FROM MR. TRUMP, HE SAID IT WAS AMAZING. GO AHEAD.
>>6405788
It means that there are simply too many of us. Seven billion people... Do you know how much that is, Asgore? Just how much a billion is?
>>6405782
That's a transparent bar
>>6405790
I am more than just a mere corpse.
>>6405794
I suppose I got a bit carried away.
>>6405782
Time to make some money.
>>6405806
As you are want to do, if my memory serves. Mind yourself madame, lest we be forced into another confrontation.
>>6405782
Here we go.
>>6405801
Uhhh...
>Smolgore starts counting on his fingers again.
>>6405806
A corpse that can take her head off, I know. Must be great at parties.
Yukine, if you're still skulking about, speak up.
>>6405782
I suppose this will have to do for the last match of the night. Let's get going.
>>6405723
Paula knows what you mean. The moon! It's so big and bright today!
>>6405721
But why? Paula wants to be friends with everyone. Including mean girls like her.
>>6405760
Because that's what you do! You pretty girls just mess with people that happen to be a little weird all the time. It happened with Paula, I won't let it happen with Rachnera!
>>6405802
It was white when Paula saw it!
>>6405739
>>6405719
Hey you two! Do you mind if Paula switches one of you for Ranma? She thought she should ask.
>>6405833
Go ahead, that's why they're filler
>>6405832
The heck is he sulking about now?
>>6405832
Yo, I can make sure he gets it, Rae.
>>6405795
>Box with wheels drifting towards your direction
>Eurobeat noises
>A plate with several hamburgers raises from the inside
I have returned with the spoils.
>>6405788
I was caught of guard, but such a simple attack could not even scratch someone such as I, goat.
Our second duel will arrive soon enough.
>>6405826
Bro. Your fingers won't even come CLOSE to a billion. How should I put this into perspective for you? Hm... Okay. A second is a second, right? A billion seonds is 31 years. That's how much a billion is.
>>6405858
But what's a seond?
>>6405847
Skulking, not sulking. Open your ears, girl.
>>6405854
What can brown do for me, indeed...very well, see that he gets this. I thank you in advance.
>>6405856
Uhh...yeah! Yeah, and I'll totally win again! You'll see!
>>6405858
Holy moly that's a lot of seconds!
>>6405841
Cool! Paula just wanted to make sure!
>>6405782
The city life is the best life for someone like you and me!
>>6405833
>He makes a space between his fingers to look through and looks up.
Yeah... Wanna stargaze with me Paula?
>>6405871
...I hate the city.
>>6405871
Okay, so I'm gonna find ANOTHER fire extinguisher...
>>6405797
>"That's just crazy...."
...Is-is that why people keep talking about seeing some other me that's a vampire?
And of course I do! Most things are digital, sure, but.... Elis still spends all her time in our library!
>>6405801
Everything. Just everything.
>>6405871
I don't have a mother, and dad threw me out on my ass when I got lippy.
>>6405871
Wait... Naoto-san.. Someone killed him?!..
>Kaito just stands there, not sure what to feel.
>>6405833
That's not it at all, j-just tell Rachnera to stop calling me fat and to stop trying to steal my boyfriend and I won't call her stupid ever again! I promise.
>>6405870
Futile. Upon your downfall the first punishment will be extracting a decent amount of goat milk from you, to eat along with my burgers.
>>6405898
It very well could be. If there are an infinite number of realities, I'm sure there are also an infinite number of worlds where you are a vampire. Come to think of it..
What's your name, girl? I thought you looked familiar before.
>>6405869
My ears are fine. I'm just used to hearing certain things the way they should be heard.
>>6405867
A second is... One thousand milliseconds.
>>6405870
You're telling me, dude! Seven billion people, on this small Earth. Do you see how bad it would be for us if it kept being this way?
>>6405871
KRAKATOA.
>>6405898
Everything? I can level with that.
...
I just want to say sorry for doing that to you. Even if my apologies don't mean anything to you.
>>6405921
No, not a second, a seond. You said a billion seonds
>>6405871
Two people die from bike crashes everyday. But that's not important! America's evil schemes are already starting! Someone stop him!
>>6405871
Shotgun, CrossFit, Spreader, Mega Cannon.
>She raises her hand into the air, and it transform into a massive cannon
Program Advance: Powered Cannon!
>She fires the cannon at the boat.
>>6405914
I, uh...I don't think'ya can do that...
>>6405921
Totally! What're the humans gonna do about it?
>>6405931
Aw, man, that's just nasty!
>>6405931
H-hey! Let me down! Y-you're all guilty! Guilty dammit!
>>6405914
You know that he's a he, right?
>>6405931
Dude, not cool.
>>6405871
Hmm, this could be a good way to drum up business...I'll get to rot their teeth and replace them!
>>6405919
I think you're used to hearing things the way you want to hear them, actually.
>>6405931
Pretty good yoga classes here, ya know.
>>6405869
thanks...
>>6405847
nothing, just a little board
>>6405723
No our god. We are tools... never mind
>>6405746
Fast food is gross, cook your own burger
>>6405873
How could Paula say no?
>She immediately flops to the ground, patting the spot next to her.
We'll look so cute together!
>>6405909
You promise?
>She holds out a pinky.
Super duper promise?
>>6405931
Well, it's better than nothing.
>>6405931
>Very fast Saber running at incredibely high speed.
A path for my vehicle will be made regardless of obstacle.
>>6405939
...Why? You are a goat, you must be able to provide milk.
>>6405951
>She doesn't know at all.
...Excuse me?
>>6405926
A seond? Um... It's just a spelling mistake-- NO. A seond is a unit of measurement for ten seconds! My math was wrong, sorry!
>>6405931
MY VOLCANO LAIR HELPED ME SO MUCH WITH THIS.
>>6405939
What are...
...
Um. You see, there isn't a happy ending for this no matter what we do. We can all collectively relocate to New Zealand since, if we're dense enough, we can all fit in there no problem, but if not...
>>6405964
Cooking my own burger? Instead of just paying a dollar at McDonalds for someone to do it for you? Are you alright, dude?
>>6405931
I don't think two seaters are sa-
>>6405917
It's the one everyone recognizes....
>She sniffles quietly
Kurumi. This is ShadeWoman.
>"Or just Shade."
>>6405931
I miss the manor already....
"Your change is three dollars exactly. Thank you for shopping with us.
>>6405921
It's...fine. It would've been worse.
>>6405986
because McDonalds burgers aren't real meat
>>6405931
Paula definitely did not change the event in any way! Have fun!
>>6405998
You'd give Yukine real meat
>>6405985
I, uh...I don't WANNA know if I can...that sounds naughty...
>>6405986
...You're gonna hafta...get rid of some of 'em?
>>6406001
>Smolgore curls up into a ball inside the box and thinks about how much he would kill to have that super awesome volcano base again.
>>6406001
This is the second best thing that's ever happened to me in a sewer.
>>6405964
Tools..? Oh! We're more alike than I first thought then!
>>6405968
Haha, you're saying that like people are watching... Hmm..
>He sits down then lays back in the spot she patted.
Maybe there are people far away looking up at the stars like us?
>>6406001
The food and drinks are free right..?
>>6405989
Hm.
I do remember your name, though vaguely, I believe I read it in the memories of.. A woman in a red dress.
She was upset at me for quite a while for it, and I was sure I wouldn't get a second chance, so I was sure to memorize what I could.
I believe this is my first time meeting the second version of someone.
I am Rohan Kishibe. Professional mangaka.
Are you a fan of manga, Kurumi?
>>6405989
Could've. Still, I still want to apologise. It's funny that you're taking it all so civilly, honestly...
>>6405998
Neither is your Land Down Under, yet no one's talking about it. I'm gonna eat whatever I want, 'kay?
>>6406017
...
From what I hear, two billion have to go for the world to get better. It's not a fun sight, considering we have to get rid of so many people.
>>6406017
I have been told you are not a female goat, is this correct, Asgore? Answer clearly and without lies, your life and my next drink of choice depend on it.
>>6406001
Blonde girls can be the worst. Paula would know. She's one herself!
>>6405968
I'll give you the post extreme pinky promise I can give you.
>she takes your pinky with hers and shakes it vehemently
I doubt she'll listen though.
>>6406003
What the hell?
>>6406023
You're a god's tool too!? Which god? There are thousands of them.
>>6406034
My land down under?
Why would you eat my Australia?
>>6406034
But...where will they all go?
>>6406042
I'm a guy!
>>6405964
You're quite welcome.
>>6406021
Is that so? What was the first?
>>6406023
I'm not sure we should be eating or drinking anything down here, to be honest.
>>6406043
Hey, where do you think we are, Manhattan? Leave me the hell alone!
>>6406043
This is... Is this someone trying to poison me again?!
>>6406050
Well, not really a god's tool, unless you count people as gods, I'm just a tool though.
>>6406043
Thank you tiny goat-man
>>6406063
I found a dead guy with an alligator mask. I tend to get more bloody with people when I use it.
>>6406023
Does Kaito believe in aliens? Because Paula does. She think that they are just watching people like us. Wanting to join in our fun as well.
>>6406044
>She shakes it twice as hard, a large smile on her face.
Okay! Snake lady can trust Paula to ask Rachnera that. She'll just have to wait. Paula thinks she fell asleep cuddling with me again.
>>6406043
Ups!! i didn't notice that somebody was inside...
>>6406043
>It was actually Seibah on her santa costume.
This candy has been banned in many countries for a variety of reasons, therefore the price is not cheap.
>>6406062
...dammit.
>>6406043
>>6406082
No problem! That coulda been really bad!
>>6406091
So...do only girls make milk?
>>6406043
Ranma, stop! Fire and explosions are bad!
>>6406091
I mean you can get "milk" from him, but that's for /d/ and the ERP threads.
>>6406103
>tfw wilkies
>>6406098
I do this for Beard, my only friend. Who is dead.
>>6406098
I-I guess...if this means I can get that cool base again, hahah?
...OhmanIreallyhopeToridoesn'tfindout...
>>6406082
Chicken good, alligator bad. I'll put that in my notes.
>>6406098
Ha, are you some kind of sissy? Grow some chest hair and get a real drink!
>pounds the counter with a fist
Bartender, Bacardi!
>>6406063
Are you sure..? These cookies are pretty good..
>>6406089
Well it's kind of hard not to, especially considering I've met some here..
>He puts his arms behind his head in a makeshift pillow.
>>6406098
Hmm.. I wonder if I could charge at that lighthouse..
>>6406063
Again, sorry for not paying attention.
>>6406079
You're such a tool, Kaito. Stupid.
>>6406001
EEEEK!
>>6406032
A red dress...?
Uhm. Mugetsu doesn't let me read the stuff. Sorry.
>She seems to've calmed down, but she still clings to the PET.
>>6406034
>"I'm a persuasive speaker sometimes."
It's...it'll be fine. Eventually.
>>6406043
S-Shade! Start deletion routine! Now!
>>6406098
>She pants heavily, and falls to the ground.
>>6406098
Pushing can hurt a lot! Just look at America's latest plan for that! Rachnera would look really cute in a suit! Kaito would... Kaito would...
>Paula exe. is not working.
>>6406138
Haha, you're one too ya'know.
>>6406149
... These are definitely not mine.. W-where are the pants?!
>>6406098
Ok...
>>6406149
That's better?
>>6406133
In a damn sewer? Aren't you concerned about bacteria? Viruses?
>>6406138
You're forgiven. Life happens from time to time.
>>6406159
But I'm a literal one!
>>6406050
...
Australia tastes like burnt sand and watered-down beer. Why WOULD I eat your Australia? What a thought-provoking question!
>>6406062
...
Bluntly? To Heaven. There isn't anything else we can do unless a miracle happens somehow.
>>6406142
>The hero doesn't freak out at the sudden voice, smiling instead.
And I have to thank you for that, ma'am. If only I had the same luxury with the Kurumi before...
It will be fine eventually. The hero promises it, even if you don't believe me with a lot of things.
>>6406149
I AM THE NUMBER ONE VILLAIN.
>>6406149
Man, hope this on-call job is like my last one. I was good at those. >>6406168 You'd be good at them too.
>>6406103
A male goat cannot produce milk, anonymous. What could you possibly be talking about?
>>6406095
...Yes? Why are you not aware of your own race's characteristics? Regardless, your life has been spared...for now.
>>6406149
But then, what is standing under this massive being?
>>6406142
I don't remember her name. She wasn't particularly vital to the production of my manga, so I never bothered. She had a scythe as well, if I recall. Very impractical weapon.
>Rohan reaches into his bag and retrieves a copy of Pink Dark Boy, Volume 1. He hands it to Kurumi and taps the cover.
I'm here to spread my manga. I would very much appreciate it if you would take this back to your world and share it with anyone you think would enjoy it. It's a simple request.
That is all I ask of you. I believe you will enjoy it, as well.
>>6406133
Wait you have? Aww, Paula always miss the good stuff!
>>6406149
Hahah, these humans are really nice! They said that I "increase their sales" by, like, a lot 'cause I'm "fluffy and adorable!"
>>6406178
O-oh, so...they'd hafta turn'ta dust...
>>6406182
I mean, I can ask Tori if she makes milk. Never really heard 'bout this before...
>>6406168
Thanks...
>>6406178
Then why did you want to eat my land down under!?
>>6406149
A fast and loose lifestyle will get you an even faster death! Life lessons from Paula!
>>6406203
Well, it's not that really cool base, but it also isn't that box...guess it'll do.
>>6406192
If we cremate them? Yes, they will turn into dust. I can't sugarcoat it, Asgore. It's the inevitable future, but...
Miracles are real, did you know?
>>6406198
Because... Australia is large. I dunno. Why would I want to eat your Australia? Australia is poisonous, I think.
>>6406203
OH JESUS A SPIDER WHAT THE HELL--
>>6406181
If it involves beating people into pulps, maybe. I've done that a time or two.
>>6406203
You know...a person could get used to this warehouse gig...
>>6406168
Only if they're the digital kind, I'm not really biological..
>>6406171
So am I? Oh! I see..! You're being nice by saying I'm not a tool! You're such a good little brother!
>>6406191
I've met several, though some were pretty hostile..
>He turns his head to her and smiles.
But you'll definitely meet one here, I have a feeling.
>>6406203
>He decided to just run, he's fast, but not fast enough.
Oh man.. I had money on that race..!
>>6406203
We lost the house? Again?
>>6406231
>>6406203
K! A! R! M! A! That's what happened today!
>>6406203
I must...stop that chest... from disgustingly bouncing so much in front of me! Let me slay your head already, monstruous wretch!
>>6406192
Toriel...? Are you implying there are more talking goats inhabiting this country?
>>6406231
Oh my down under is large
>>6406235
No you're a tool in the figurative sense too... not only literal.
>>6406235
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting about that. Well, for those of us that are flesh and blood, we have to worry about things that'll make us horribly sick. Sewers tend to be full of those things.
>>6406254
Holy crap...either that's a giant blue man, or I've been smoking too much. I think it's time for another joint.
>>6406231
Yeah, like us monsters gettin' back to the Surface. That'd be sweet.
>>6406254
C'mooooon! I neeeed that base!
>>6406256
Well, uh, it's just me'n Tori that I know of.
>>6406254
And the Spider got drunk on coffee and spilled it on me.
>>6406256
If you think you'll ever be able to stop the women here from dressing like common street whores you're mistaken, they seem to enjoy it for some reason.
>>6406235
You think so? Paula hopes so! She hopes that they will like her!
>>6406279
Man it's like they're proud of their bodies and want to celebrate them!
>>6406249
Are you proud of me now, Mr. Sanders? Are we cool dudes, not gonna be at each other's throats no more?
>>6406254
...
This pleasures me. I guess. Why did I download it?
>>6406270
Not as large as my Statue of Liberty. Ask Iowa about it sometime, she'd be happy to talk more about it.
>>6406276
Miracles can happen if you work hard enough to make them come true, Asgore. Although the path may be rocky initially, the benefits outweigh the risks by a longshot. I think we'll turn out fine.
I feel philosophical today.
>>6406291
It's simple to celebrate without throwing away your pride as a decent human being, but I'm aware that the majority of the population don't understand the concept.
>>6406295
>>6406295
>>6406295
Follow me!
>>6406254
Hehe, I'm making loads off of this! I'm only out a little for the paper and pencils.
>>6406270
But.. That means I'm more of a tool than you! You should be better at your job..
>>6406275
Then why did you go Raven? Haha, do you normally hang out in sewers on a Saturday night?
>>6406289
I know so! And you're pretty likable so it's very likely they'd like you.