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>>6243594
"I never said 'I' would make anything great again. I said 'we' would make America great again, and /erp/ is an important part of America. We'll make this great again first, but we can only do it together. Last night, the American people rejected political corruption, they showed that no matter what the MSM says, they have the power and they will use it. You have to do the same to help me make ERP great again. I call on you, all of you, to put an end to the shitposting and drama. If you see posts that aren't in character, posts about OOC topics that belong on Discord, just don't reply. Ignore them. Give them zero (You)s. They'll never go away permanently, but if we work together, they'll just samefag themselves while we ignore them, and we'll all be able to enjoy some fun typefucking in peace."
>Is the greatest orator of this or any generation.

>>6243607
"Safer than ever."

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>>6243569
>The jelly girl jiggles down your throat.
>Tastes a little like caramel.

>>6243638
>>6243651
>Sorry sweeties. I don't have the time or energy to do more than one session, let alone more than one character.

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>>6243588
Ahhhn, anon! What are you doing?~

Mecha is cute!!!

>>6243688
You have a dick haven't you?

>>6243698
Tasting you~
>He keeps on licking before kissing her lips.
Hmmm.... So tasty!

>>6243618 (Kobori)
>He holds back another fit of laughter ands helps guide the napkin to her mouth to clean up the jelly-induced mess.
See what I mean? You'll stain your clothes if you eat like that.

>>6243692
I just wanted a taste!

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>>6243539
Why would she spare the threads she hath abandoned? Thou hold a faith that will never be answered. Gage and I assure you it never will be. We won't let her back.

>>6243557
>>6243560
Well, it's true. She's engaged at 18, broke up with him twice when they were together before, clearly can't be satisfied until coming here made him jealous enough to latch onto her and give her all this attention now that he never gave her because he was so obsessed with videogames and vaping. They are on slippery ice, both with mental issues, except unlike her if Gage ever is off of his own he'll throw her into a woodchipper like he's dreamt before!

>>6243561
That would imply I would be doxxing people.

>>6243568
I like to speculate, nonetheless. How is your popcorn?

>>6243575
if she didnt drop her kuroe pictures here, what makes you think she wants someone else to take on Kuroe? I believe she personally hasn't left a mega of her ava images because she's going to make a big appearance, which I would have to intervene in.

>>6243689
Im sure everyone is telling her the same thing, and once gage finds out that she poked her head in here I'm sure he'll be much more controlling of her. She needs someone to control her. She's too much of a free spirit who doesn't know what she's doing with her life.

>>6243694
that implies me doxxing someone.

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>>6243543
>climaxes twice, showing off a double peace sign while ahegaoing in front of the RNC

It's funny. I hate shitposting avatars as much as everyone else but it's totally fine if I see Trumps face doing it.

>>6243570
I know how to handle all sorts of items!
>Seija shows off her inventory full of usefull gadgets
A trickster like me knows everything!

>>6243644
I've seen Vi and Ahri. And I've seen their panties.

They are bad and naughty girls, believe me, little girl.
>she pats the girls head

>>6243721
Paul sticks around despite no one liking him

You are doing the same

>>6243721
You're the next Paul because nobody wants you around and you're being really creepy and obsessive over someone. You don't have to dox anyone to be Paul tier.

>>6243721
>The only thing Paul did was dox DMG

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>>6243740
>>6243748
But am I doxxing? Nooooo
so therefore, I am not him, for her also doxxed.

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Geez Anon, you are really hopeless!

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>>6243723
That's because I'm not shitposting, I'm greatposting. I'm the hero ERP needs, and the one it deserves. Together, we'll make ERP great again, but we all have to do our part.

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>>6243707
CUTE!!

>>6243758
dude, just stop.
You're killing the vibe harder than shitposting with how fucking creepy you are.

>>6243570
>He takes a single step towards the gun; holding up his hands in surrender.

Sorry about that, but you're too cute. I couldn't help myself.

>>6243764
Y-you too.

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>>6243755
I am aware he did much more, but I am using that as an example of something I have never done.

>>6243775
Oh? I'm sowwwwwyy, does your safe space feel uncomfortablllllle?

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>>6243714
But I love jelly..
>She moves her hand to take more jelly on the spoon
I can keep eating jelly and I wont stain my clothes

>>6243764
I'm sorry but who are you?

>>6243764
Is wanting to nuzzle into your thighs while groping your thighhighs that hopeless?

>>6243767
You too, Papa Bones! You're super cute too!

>>6243764
Sorry.

So, will you rub my dick now, using your feet?

>>6243811
Who is this and why is she so cute?

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>>6243723
(Sorry but I'm going to bed. Only got 3 hours sleep.)

>>6243798
who the fuck is this retard and why is he here?
Even I think you're a creep.

>>6243764
I wouldn't mind the same thing as >>6243841, actually.

>>6243880
>who the fuck is this retard and why is he here?

Clearly someone obsessed with EGG judging by his passive aggressive comments about her and Gage.

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>mfw America will finally be great again

>>6243692
Didn't get to say it last thread before it went poof but thanks for the Harley DMG, have a good day

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>>6243899
I do what I can <3

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>>6243880
Good night!

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>>6243880
I don't think this place hath given me a name yet.
I do not have a proper reason to leave yet.

>>6243893
How are they passive aggressive? It is the truth. I know more about them than you silly nons.

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>>6243721
>urge to protect EGG intensifies
Why attracts some fucked up people

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>>6243937
She*
I'm going to work. >>6243721 If I was you I'd stop posting; if she does actually look here again what you're doing is just going to make her feel bad, no matter how long you've known her.

>>6243811
Even if you love it, you don't have to go wolfing it down. Nobody's gonna steal it from you.
>He takes out some napkins just in case and keeps them at the ready.
So, what's your name?

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>>6243937
Your sentence makes no sense.
>>6243954
Good, you noticed your mistake.
Why do you want to protect her? What is so bad about me? Be careful about saying that, they may think you're also obssessed.
She needs to feel bad, she needs to understand where she has gone wrong.

>>6243692
How big is your jelly booty?

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>>6243973
You're growing creepier and creepier with every message and its making me and every other person in this thread uncomfortable. And this is a group of people that put up with Paul daily.

I'm out.

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>>6243974
I've bee told it's quite large.

>>6243973
>She needs to feel bad, she needs to understand where she has gone wrong.

Holy shit

>>6243995
If I eat it will it get smaller? I really dont want it to get smaller!

>>6243973
Hi Peridot

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>>6243990
You were behind on leaving by a post.
How am I creepy? What is so bad about me? Why do you want to protect her? Answer those questions if you decide to actually stay and lie about leaving.

>>6244005
What? It's true, you nons always talked about her being an attention whore and blogging too much. I am simply agreeing.

>>6244026
sorry non, you got the wrong person, i dont record people
man, is it that easy to get mistaken by others around here?

>>6243973
>She needs to feel bad, she needs to understand where she has gone wrong.

This thread is far beyond the point of no return.

>>6244045
>I didn't do this one thing the other person did, therefore I am nothing like them

You should probably go get that diagnosis

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>>6244024
Then don't eat my butt! Mr Spoon.

>>6244093
But it looks so thick and tasty and sweeeet, I need it!

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>>6244085
you guys used to say the same things, i read the archives.
telling her to leave, that no one wants her, shitposting, even posting chat logs showing how she's an attention whore
shouldn't she learn to no longer be that?

>>6244086
i will when i get the time

>>6244093
Can I give you my cream?

>>6244045
Not him but
>Why do you want to protect her?
What the fuck did you mean? He didn't say anything about your life's purpose, EGG.
Also, I'll give some reasons why you should leave
>wasting images
>providing no content relating to what these threads are about
>constantly talking about somebody who should be kept out of them
>images are also related to some terrible game
Now, could you please leave?

>>6244134
I think Mecha meant that he's worried about an emotionally damaged person being surrounded by people like this guy.
Cause I know I am.

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>>6243723
Oh you're some kind of trickster? Now I'm reconsidering those headpats....

>>6243785
Fine...
Don't take another step though! You can admire me from a distance.

>>6244093
How does your hair stay on your head?

>>6244093
>Smacks ass

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>>6244107
Not eating me! It hurts!

>>6244132
>I wanted to RP with the guy that asked for her before, But I feel like I lost him. I don't have much energy..

>>6244174
It's not hair! It's Chocolate!

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>>6244134
he said "urge to protect egg intensifies", I was asking why does he have that urge
also, EGG is not my life purpose, at least not all of it.
you have a 250 image limit, im sure a few of mines wont affect it
other anons dont provide content as well, not just me
everyone else is also talking about her with me
other people use images related to terrible animes and terrible games as well
I don't have a legitimate reason to leave

>>6244148
dont be worried! I can take good care of her.

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>>6244153
>she picks up the girl, holding it in her arms like a rifle, aiming at the various people in this thread

Pew pew pew, everybodies dead!

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>>6244185
>jiggles like jelly. Jam don't shake like that.

>>6244190
Do you have to stay refrigerated?

>>6244200
I need to pound that ass

>>6244200
That picture literally has me diamonds, that fat, delicious ass and cute asshole are perfect

>>6244153
Hehe, sorry again.
Oh, are you mad at me now? That's disheartening.

Who the fuck invited canis to come to the threads? They were bad enough without the fucking king of otherkin.

>>6244220
>"King of otherkin"
Stop trying to slip past by not using your ava, Vino

>>6244194
>fucking dies

>>6244200
Pretty sure those are bigger than 45.

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Well, this is severely uncomfortable

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>>6244220
If I was Canis, I would be using a wolf, and talking about the WoW date I asked her to go on.
However, he did that, not I.

>>6244245
>Gropes D.Va's breasts

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>>6244191
>EGG is not my life purpose, at least not all of it.

>>6244245
Yeah, wearing headphone on the beach must be pretty shitty.

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>>6244203
No!.. I just met a little.. get sticky and stuff..

>>6244208
>>6244210
>>6244239
>Sorry to tease, but like I said I only wanted to do one session.. and he's gone now </3
>Have this <3

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>>6244231
Not even close.
>>6244267
I guess egg just has a knack for attracting total faggots, then. Now I wonder what gage's hangup is.

>still replying to him

>>6244286
Then get the fuck out

Post fat butts!

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>>6244305
After this butt!

>>6244310
>

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>>6244310
Delicate > fat

>>6244286
I just wanted a taste!

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>>6244310
>lurkbutt

>>6244328
Most Delicious

Mecha: A man that feeds off the drama of these threads and gets away with it. Why does anyone encourage his posting, when all he does is call people out? Not only that- he contributes nothing at all to the threads. If anything, he entices shitposters to continue shitposting. My proposition is this: We stop giving (You)s to Mecha, he'll run off elsewhere. Why is Mecha leaving a good thing? As I said, he won't entice shitposters. Granted, it won't solve out problem, but it's a step in the right direction. Mecha is just as bad in terms of contribution as Paul is, that's a fact.

>>6244342
Hi Paul/Neo-Canis

>>6244328
>Slaps ass

>>6244342
Bet this is the guy who proxy'd Mecha to the top of the worst of ERP list

>>6244348
I understand you feel like this, but please, understand. He doesn't contribute anymore than Paul does. He wastes one image slot and gets the thread closer to page 10.

>>6244370
Truthfully honest, I'm not.

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>>6244310

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>>6244280
I'm being honest
she used to be it, but things happened

>>6244291
oh, i can tell you that
he has more severe mental issues than hers, such as psychosis, the only money he makes is from voice acting league of legends characters and undertale characters, he's 6 years older than her, scares off any friends shes tried to make if they're male, is controlling over her, has snapped on her in the discord chats when she didn't want to have a fight in front of everyone, guilt tripped her into living with him, has no sense of self control, vapes, does nothing but play videogames, cant get a real job, got jealous of her typefucking, can't take a joke and is too serious, is shit at writing (as seen with him being Kha'Zix), and egg is only with him because his life is worthless and has no meaning without her and she's the only thing that brings that and encourages him top do something with his life.

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>>6244310

>>6244342
I agree with you on mecha, but the way you type gives off this sense of superiority, and I don't like that.

>>6244332
Post more delicious bacon butt

>>6244328
Agreed.
>gropes butt

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>>6244331
Ahhh FINE! I can't say no to sch a cute spoon!
>Spinning around on her sticky little puddle of a foot, her wide hipped jiggling jelly of a bottom. She pends over and presents the tasty treat of a rump.
Come on. Go ahead!

>>6244389
Man this butt is nice and plump

>>6244408
>quickly dives in before the other anon and furiously makes out with her tasty, puckered asshole before pulling away

>>6244386
Still sounds better than you do at this point, fagtron. Voice acting is a dreamjob for me, so I can honestly say I'm jealous of him in that regard. This whole thing sounds like you're asshurt that you couldn't be with some mentally broken girl and have to demean and spread rumors about her to feel better.

You're almost as bad as canis, to be quite honest.

>>6244386
>voices Undertale characters

They don't have voices though?

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>>6244310
M-mine counts?

>>6244386
>vapes
lmao

>>6244386
Who is this and why do you know so much about these people

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>>6244392
One more~

>>6244436
>Gives the pupper ship a dog treat

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>>6244414
Do you like it? Have more then.

>>6244383
He gets away with it because a good portion of people like him off thread. No one who matters really cares about what happens in thread anymore, shit's gone terminal.

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>>6244386
Shit like this is why I'm glad I'm not a girl.
Beta orbiters are scary.

>>6244389
Always glad to see that one.

>>6244436
'Fraid not. But it's nice regardless.

>>6244452
>Stockings
I like it even more now.

>>6244408
I-I already got my taste earlier!

>>6244391
No, no quite the contrary. I wish not to separate myself and turn into the next Mecha- far from that, actually. But nobody has said anything about it. I find a great injustice that someone like Mecha keeps getting praise for harming the threads.

>>6244458
But then, if he's liked by people outside of the threads, and he still has that praise inside the threads, doesn't that make him part of a hugbox, when he supposedly fights against the ideology?

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>>6244368
>>6244339
>>6244396
Gensokyos best ass <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grD_IINiH9c

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>>6244425
at least i dont believe im a wolf, like he does. I dont even have half the issues he has, nor a quarter of them.

>>6244430
im referring to the tumblr voice actors who give them voices, and things like that.

>>6244439
i know right? she has to buy him vape juice to get him to spend time with her!

>>6244440
i am their friend

>>6244461
dont be scared, i am merely her savior

>>6244436
I don't know, but I'd hug your legs if that counts...

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>>6244451
For meee?
>Toki grabs the dog treat and stuffs it in her mouth
Thank you anon!

>>6244519
Wait did small dick anon go and pick up an ava so he can rant about EGG?

>>6244519
I'll be honest, I somehow believe all this bullshit.

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DID SOMEBODY SAY CANIS???

>>6244544
No problem Tokikaze!
>He grins down at her and gives her a nice pat on the head.

>>6244505
You mean Gensokyo's best girl candidate!

>>6244519
Holy shit, you really might be worse than Vino.

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>>6244564
Eh?

What do you mean?

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>>6244547
nah, i care for her and wish to give her something better than what that slime of a fiance she has can give her

>>6244549
because you know that what i speak is truth

>>6244575
Do you even ERP?

>>6244575
I mean you are one of the most beautiful and amazing girls in Gensokyo but I dont know you well enough to give you the title and prize yet.

>>6244519
>dont be scared, i am merely her savior

You, without a doubt, have autism my dude

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>>6244573
worse? i am helping someone, like he always talks about doing

>>6244600
I have never been diagnosed with it, however

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>>6244519
>dont be scared, i am merely her savior

>>6244519
>i am merely her savior
This has to be a troll.

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Ayayaya - Hello lads.

How's it going?

>>6244544
Hold on, I remember this little boat.

>>6244608
What does it feel like to know Mecha is now more hated than you?

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>>6244560
I don't even remember what that was about

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>>6244608
>>6244610

you both know that she's broken and needs someone to hold her hand, because she can't even do it herself!

>>6244624
>Strawpoll meme
No mater what poll, what anyone else does, says, or RPs Paul will be most hated.

>>6244619
>The man nods at the flying girl and sighs.
I don't know, I think this warframe is malfunctioning, can't stop screaming about eggs.
What's your name?

>>6244632
Canis, you literally tried to mind break her for your self and were worse then gage when she so much a talked to other people

>>6244639
Maybe. Mecha is a close second though.

>>6244625
I want to sniff that butt

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>>6244643
oh don't worry, I'm not canis.
He didn't know her for 8 years, he only knew her from an /x/ skype group and latched onto her because at the time gage had broken up with her over another girl who wasnt depressed all the time

>>6244654
If we don't count nightmares left in the past like that otherkin and Clown.

>>6244654
>Peridot
>Vino
>Rinoa
>Clownpiece
People actually react positively to Mecha.

>>6244654
He's more like 4th to be honest.

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>this entire discussion

>>6244675
>>6244672
And that's what makes him worst. Maybe he's not the most hated, but among the top worst. By people not hating him, he's getting away with his shit and everyone praises him for it. That might even be worst than Paul.

>>6244654
He's mostly harmless.

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>>6244624
>A strawpoll where you can literally just pick everyone is relevant

what

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>>6244661
unfortunaly,I'm not on PC,so if ya really want to do it,you'll have to wait till tomorrow

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>>6244688
>Being liked means you are the worst

>>6244688
>That might even be worst than Paul.

I want you to reread this sentence.

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>>6244686
(Save me from this nightmare please)

>>6244698
Nope. Stirring shit and being liked is considered worst.

>>6244704
At least people try to push Paul away. Majority here want to keep Mecha, and by keeping Mecha you're keeping more of his own shitposts.

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"Quit the inane chatter and get back to typefucking. That is a direct order from your president-elect. We're making America great again one thread at a time."

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>>6244686
>>6244707
What's wrong? I think it's rather enlightening.

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>>6244583
I do ERP.

Just now Emperor Trump made me climax twice on stage of the RNC.

>>6244598
Oh, guess we have to get to know each other better then~
How about it, tommorow, arround this time. Let's have a date!

>>6244619
I want to fuck the reporter!

>>6244695
I dont know if I can wait!! Let me see some more butts!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHmqmfyS4k0
>Meme ASMR is real
wake me up

>>6244725
How about a bit earlier tomorrow, Coffee or drinks?

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>>6244641
Aya, the old one though. Not the new one.

>>6244723
It's enlightening that you're a psychopath who should stay the fuck away from EGG and the threads.

>>6244519
Either you are the most brilliant troll this board has ever seen or are a complete Chicken McFuckNugget. And that says a lot, considering you got people like Paul here.

Seek help.

>>6244707
is this chara who i think it is

>>6244752
I think Hosiery Aya works as your name

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>>6244720
(You're too good for this place)
(I don't want to see your dreams shatter when you realize that this place is no longer salvageable)

>>6244759
(Fronk, if that answers your question)

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>>6244725
Oh, the Amanojaku that caused quite a ruckus a while ago.

Wanting to fuck me? Well, that would make a good headline. "Sex maniac amanojaku on the loose"

>>6244765
Eeeeeh...?
Nooo, I don't want to have that name.

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>>6244745
memes are rather interesting, aren't they?

>>6244754
oh? why? what makes me a psychopath? What are you concerned about what I could do to EGG or your little safe space of a thread?

>>6244756
what do I need help for, exactly? I am perfectly fine.

>>6244772
It does, good to know.
>headpats
How are you, cutie?

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>tfw 0% ERP
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>>6244783
Don't fucking reply to me ever again.

>>6244779
Can you please help me cum, Aya?

>>6244752
If I haven't seen you, you're new to me.
How's it hanging?

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>People giving the EGG-obsessed faggot (You)'s

Come on, you asinine cunts should know better than this.

>>6244792
We should bring back turbosluts

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>>6244742
Not even a "please" uh?

>>6244779
It suits you though, hose-obsessed bird brains.

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>>6244795
Why? It's fun.

>>6244802
I know, right? And it's funny that they're taking a different side than they were about her when she first showed up!

>>6244792
This creepy weirdo is scaring off all the avas

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>>6244772
"I didn't give up when the entire government & the media, stacked the deck against me, laughed at the though I'd be their president. I had a little thing called determination. Maybe you've heard of it. We are going to make this thread great again. Were going to make 4chan great again, and we're going to make all of America great again. Mark my words."

>>6244812
Please!!! Sorry, Im too needy for butts right now

>>6244802
This place is beyond the point of no return, good Hoshi.

>>6244809
We need all of them.

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>>6244817
If they got scared off by one person, they are too weak for this place.

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I w-wanna do lewd things, where are th-the lewd things?!

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>>6244816
It's funny how you rile these fucks up. Excellent flamebaiting son. Our Lord and Saviour is proud of you. If Egg didn't have a pussy between her legs nobody would give half afuck.

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>>6244747
A bit earlier?

It's 2am here. GMT+1 in Gensokyo.

Let's meet arround 6pm.

>>6244779
You do know that I don't care about that? I would even pose getting creampied for the frontpage~

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>>6244817
WHO IS THAT PERSON?. I, THE GREAT (Meme) PAPYRUS IS GOING TO STOP HIM!

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>>6244821

>>6244835
>Gives the scantily clad piggu a hug from behind.
Lewd things? Like what?

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>>6244827
Not even Trump can make ERP great again, son. It's all over.


No tears
Only dreams now
And Dank Meme Girl's ass on my face.

>>6244835
Can I do lewd things with your thighhighs?

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>>6244785
>They growl at the touch of his hand, craning up to nip and tug at the fingers hanging down over their forehead, and the wavy brown locks in between.
I am fine, Anonymous. And still not a house pet.

>>6244821
>
(I'll offer as much boypussy as I can here, god bless you and your DETERMINATION sir)

>>6244843
That is a bit early for me, what about 10-11pm?

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>>6244825
you're lucky that I'm willing to show my butt to anyone who ask

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>>6244857
"I am going to make ERP great again, and I'm going to make HG pay for it."

>>6244869
"That's the spirit."

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>>6244796
How am I supposed to do that?

I am here and you're all the way over there!

>>6244801
I'm not new!
I'm old! Kinda. I dunno. But I'm not new!

>>6244813
P-Please don't call me that ...! That's mean ;_;

>>6244835
What a sexy little swimsuit you got there...would you like me to apply some sunscreen to your body?

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>>6244884
I-I would have voted for you if I could, God Emperor Donald J. Trump.

>Kneels

What is thy bidding, milord?

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>>6244836
They get protective over her when in the past they were completely against her. They cannot make up their minds! And they only care for her because she's a she!

>>6244827
>>6244857
If they get this derailed this fast, I am amazed that it hadn't been destroyed sooner!

>>6244844
I remember when EGG wanted to bang you, your brother, and Gaster. Fun times. Maybe that's why she hangs around Ainz.

>>6244821
Mr President do you have a statement to make on the accusations that a cult worshiping a long forgotten egyptian god effectively won you the presidency?

>>6244907
Who?

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>>6244854
That's not f-for me to decide, anon~

>>6244864
Of c-course, they're all yours to do lewdy l-lewd things with!

>>6244887
I really dont t-tan very easily, but I guess a little wouldn't hurt
>she flops down onto her chubby stomach, wiggling her plump form at the anon

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>>6244905
Nothing pleases me more then seeing the hypocrites in this thread being called out for their bullshit. Keep fighting the good fight, mate.

>>6244899
Ramsay stop being the starman and become Peri for a moment.... Please?

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>>6244870
I'll try to be there.

>>6244836
Who are you to talk? You cried writing a letter to your hg fuccboi buddies, faggot.

>>6244869
>Anonymous laughs, feeling their teeth gnaw and nibble on his mocha fingers but careful to pull them away before they can get a solid bite.
That's good to know. I had an unfinished session with one of your characters that I was looking forward too, figured I'd wait around and you'd eventually pop back up.
Would you like to continue, or are you too discouraged by the current state of affairs?

>>6244886
>The man walks up and gives Aya a big hug around her midsection.
Well I don't think I got to see you before so you're new to me.
>He squeezes her firmly, pulling her into his chest.

>>6244936
This is Ramsay. A guy who uses Hoshi to shitpost. He only anonposts lewding avas in HG.

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>>6244905
EGG?. I HEARD THAT NAME EVERYTIME I'M HERE!. BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER...

>>6244886
Just talk slutty to me while I fap, that would already help greatly!

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Hi ERP!

>>6244950
That doesn't change the level of faggotry in the slightest.

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>6244936

>Not knowing Hoshi gave this folder away and everyone is using it for shitposting

This is not even worth a proper (You)

>>6244963
Greetings.

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>>6244899
"We need to unite this thread. I'm calling for a complete shutdown on replying to shitposts. No more (You)s for them. If someone's not in character, if they're talking about drama and BS, just don't reply, it's that easy. Look at me. When the media attacked me, did I get riled up and lose my cool? No, I ignored them and kept making America great again. And look where it got me. I've just been elected president. Do you wish to be like me some day? Well the first step is to recognize that certain people, and certain posts, aren't worth your time. Scroll right past them and keep on having fun with the folks you're here to have fun with."

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>>6244922
Kek, the egyptian diety of darkness, chaos and the heralding of dawn.

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>>6244922
>He hasn't heard the good word of Kek.

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>>6244950
>>6244965
Will you please fuck off, Adachi/Wiggins? Thanks.

>>6244924
>The man begins to grind from side to side, pressing his sizable bulge into her squishy pig ass. His free hand reaching around the font of her swim suit and immediately grabbing her pudgy muff. He leans his head forward next to her ear and continues his groping, his free hand reaching up to fondle one of her breasts.
How about you bend over like a good little piggy and I do the rest?

>>6244934
>Familiar head scratches
I'll bring my best wine

>>6244924
That's a good girl...now lay your chin forward and don't turn back, I don't want you straining your neck!
>He unhooks her thin bra and exposes her back
First off, lets give you a quick massage to find those pressure points, this sunscreen is a muscle cream too you know!
>He places both his hands on her curvy hips, then slides them slowly upward, feeling the sides of her breasts

>>6244924
Thank you!
>the anon hugs her legs while nuzzling into them
They feel nice...

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>>6244907
"No comment."
>Winks presidentially.

>>6244981
>>6244984
>Nods respectfully.

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>>6244974
Y-yes ofcourse, my liege! Your will is my command! ERP shall be great again under your leadership and grand vision!

>>6244985
>can't handle the shitposting
bad form

>>6244965
It doesn't. Hope you guys keep him here.

>>6244985
Make me faggot.

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>>6244938
(Meta break, hehe)
(I can do it here if you like! I have a Discord though, if you wanted to do it there. I'd understand being a little skeeved out from being here right now, it's a bit creepy desu)

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>>6244998
"You're goddamn right."

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>6245000

(You)

>>6245001
Well, I really cannot. I am free to be a cunt as much as you are. It seems we are at a draw, mon amie.

This thread is beyond saving anyway. Peace.

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>Walks into thread for some typefucc
>Pol is shitting the place up with help from the (you) Avas
When will this autism die?

>>6245037
When the threads do.

>>6244886
Too late, show me some tights, bird brains!

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>There's a Trump ava now

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Anon-dono Told me to say hi.
Hi!
>>6244928

>>6245037
Never. We need start over. Let's move out.

>>6245050
Hello

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>>6244931
it wasnt even a fight for a specific side, as if you can tell, some of the others who are on the "good side" you speak of (like vino) do not approve of me.

>>6244959
she is a rebellious girl who needs to be taught a lesson and needs to be taught to be submissive and listen to the one whom owns her.

>>6245020
im not that creepy, at least i dont play an underaged child

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>>6244988
>snuffling, she nods and pushes her heavy, meaty ass against his bulge as she bends forward. Her buxom chest strain in the tight bra as she presents herself, her springy tail bouncing up and down as his hand still grabs at her puffy lips. The tight, thin fabric of her swimsuit is barely visible between her two pink, chubby cheeks as she bends over
Y-Yes s-sir~

>>6244992
>she does as he says, still wriggling her wide hips a little as his hands slide over them. She goes to turn her head towards him, but remembers his words as she remains still
A massage?~ You're t-too kind, goodness me..

>>6244995
You r-really think so?~ You can do more then j-just hug them, anon
>she giggles down at him as she squirms her chubby legs a little closer

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>>6245045
"It's going to take more than one Trump to make every corner of America great again."

>>6244996
>>6244981
>>6244984
Oh, just some /pol/ meme, like moonman, then.

>>6245020
I've been in worse places myself, so I just tune it out and keep on trucking. I just wanted to know if you were alright with doing it here, since I'm fine to keep going.

( https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6195979/#6198086 )

Here's my last post.

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So now one of you degenerates is obsessing over a girl that attempted suicide?
Lowkey he should follow up on her and attempt it as well, take her with you and get a life or some shit in the afterlife.
Every day I come here you cunts are getting worse and worse. It's quite tops shit, so when are you typefucking scumbags going to leave your safespace and walk outside?

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>>6245060
THEN I, THE GREAT (Meme) PAPYRUS WILL TEACH HER A LESSON!.

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>>6244949
I am not new!
>Aya pouts

>>6244961
Uh... oh god .. my uhh ... pussy is so wet?

Like this? I'm not good at this.

>>6244989
>sighs

Fine...

>>6245092
Suck my dick please.

>>6245113
You can be sluttier, I believe in you!

>>6245060
>>6245092
Ok, so have these cunts matched, surpassed, or achieved an even level to Paul?

>>6245060
>she is a rebellious girl who needs to be taught a lesson and needs to be taught to be submissive and listen to the one whom owns her.

Holy shit, no wonder you're dying alone.

>>6245129
>Comparing a shitposter like Vino to a terrible human being like Paul


Bruh.

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Good lord, this thread.

>>6245129
Vino knows what he's doing. This guy, not really.

>>6245113
>When did she turn into the Tengu?!

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>>6245092
They're already creeped out by me enough that they won''t show up! They're scared, and terrified of the truth and when I point out their flaws in what they say back to me. They are such hypocrites.
I'm not going to cut my life short, I have plans regarding her for this life.
I am not obsessive, I just know I can help her, so so much.

>>6245099
But she's not here, mister skeleton. I'm glad she's not, it means she's keeping her little promise.

>>6245129
We compare people to others here, too? How..sad. At least I show legitimate reasons.

>>6245152
I know, right?

>>6245133
It's true, you guys even called her out for it when she typefucked while taken!

>>6245156
I know exactly what I am doing and what I am here for.

>>6245065
>The man looks down at the expanse of the fat pig girl's cheeks with eyes full of lust. He reaches back and gives her ass cheek a gentle smack, loving the ripple that flowed from the blow.
That's a good girl...
>The man bends down and takes her panties between his teeth, sliding them down her wide child bearing hips to get at her meaty pussy and quivering asshole.
I see someone's excited...Lets get you ready.
>He dives in like a man possessed, giving her flushed honey pot a long lick up and down, his tongue occasionally pressing inside to twirl just the tip in her entrance. He pulls away only to go to her asshole next, running his tongue over every wrinkle of her rosebud.

>>6245129
Vino is a shithead for manipulating EGG drama to thread protag and act like an all knowing moralfag cunt. But hasn't hit that obsessive creepiness paul has.
This new cunt hit the creep level of paul quite easily and just keeps fucking getting worse.
All three are the worst we have in here right now.

>>6245163
You know what the best part is? You are clearly not someone with any of her nudes, you are just a beta fuck boy who thinks he can act like a dom but instead you are a fedora tipping faggot that he will never love

Reminder: DMG and Paul are why the threads have so much drama

>>6245152
>Using EGG's condition to boast his brilliance and enlightenenment on an anonymous image board
Fuck him, he's a cunt and the moment he hears shit he uses it to make himself look good. Fucker is thread protagonist to the turbo austism level.

>>6245189
Nah not really. Nice meme though.

>>6245113
I see, so bullying even works on the smug one!
>pats her head

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>>6245123
Like this maybe? O-Oh anon ... you're trashing my insides like .. ehm ... the FC Chelsea Hooligans a nigger after a lost game?

>>6245160
I meant to reply to >>6245044
Sorry.

>>6245175
>>6245196
This.

>>6245189
DMG has done nothing in months that can compare to Paul, Vino, or this new cunt right now.

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>>6245163
WHEN SHE COMES HERE... I'M GOING TO GIVE HER A LESSON THAT SHE IS NEVER GOING TO FORGET!

>>6245197
Not the same guy, but the bullshit didn't really kick off until the day of that fucking "wedding" so he's kind of right. The only issues we had prior were with clownpiece and a few others, but nothing ever really blew up until LD had his very first meltdown.

>>6245113
>The man giggles and pulls away only to give Aya a light peck on the lips.
Okay, you aren't new. Happy?

>>6245196
How long has Vino been around? How often has he managed to shitpost without gathering as much as a handful of (You)'s?

Stop giving him attention.

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>>6245060
(Pretend fucking isn't equatable to real stalking, or whatever this is)
(You can fuck off to wherever Jade is now please)

>>6245079
>She takes the glass in her tiny mitts, marveling at how full it is before tipping it back and taking her fill of the refreshing water.
...yes. Please.
>The addition of the manners seems clunky, but at the very least she did remember.

>>6245211
Correlation doesn't equal causation.

>>6245211
Except DMG mellowed out while Paul shat this place up, and there's no fucking way they created Vino and this cunt.
They will just prey on the fucking board using anyone recognizeable as a scapegoat. Trashing the actual typefuckers is part of the problem, you want a board with nothing but these three fucks?

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>>6245175
>>6245207
>>6245239
listen to >>6245189
i dont pull the things those other two do, i have a legitimate reason for how I act, and how I actually do care for someone, and know I can help her.
I am no creep, you are all just weak at ignoring, you didn't even listen to that Trump ava earlier.

>>6245196
Well, it's easy, she has a horrid condition and is a weak, fragile little bitch who got off of her leash. Look how easily she bent to you all.

>>6245187
I may not have her nudes, but I still got to see things when she was asleep. It was fun. She's afraid of me for good reason, she knows I can control her, she knows I know her secrets.

>>6245209
oh? and what will it entail? maybe I can give some tips.

>>6245224
Jade? I don't know who that is, I can't go where they have gone.

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>>6245170
>a pink hand shot up to her mouth as he dived in, muffling her oinks and moans as his tongue attacked at her sensitive, hot areas. She quivered and bent forward more, pushing more of her plentiful, plushy ass against his hungry face as he made out with her tight hole
Sh-sh-shoot, m-mister!~

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>>6245239
.......I lied
I want turbosluts. I want fetish fags. I want bad typing. I want fucking discords. Anything to make this fucking nightmare of /pol/ and drama whoring trio of faggots fuck off.

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>>6245250
PUZZLES, JAPES, AND MORE!

>>6245274
>I want turbosluts. I want fetish fags. I want bad typing
Fuck off. You might summon them.

>>6245259
You worthless, degenerate, stupid, filthy bitch. Get the fuck back in Discord right this motherfucking instant you fat dick-craving slut.

>>6245065
R- really? How much can I do with them...?

>>6245286
FUCK. YOU.
I'm not him but bring that shit in, summon it in droves. If you want this bullshit around you can fuck off.

>>6245286
Vino put up your picture next time.

>>6245301
>>6245309
>they actually want bad roleplayers and generic anime girls

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>>6245281
make sure to use some that break her mind

>>6245274
>>6245301
oh come on, i'm not that bad!
Listen to >>6245286

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>>6245286
But I am already here.

>>6245198
D-Don't pat me out of the blue like this!
>Aya pouts more

>>6245215
S-Shut up ...! Idiot.
>she blushes, turning her head away from the man
H-How can you act like this to a person you don't even know?

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Wellp things are more than a little bit uncomfortable in here so maybe I'll try again tomorrow instead

>>6245224
>The man nods and retreats back into the kitchen, checking the microwave and making sure that the food inside is done. He opens the door and retrieves the TV dinner before shutting it again, heading back into the living room.
Phew. Sorry for the wait, here's your meal.
>He pulls a small stand in front of the girl and places the tray on top of it, then sets down a knife and fork for it. A napkin for the finishing touch.
So, what's your name?
>He asks, taking a seat next to her on the couch.

Any way to summon/contact chased away turbosluts?

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>>6245290
Ahhhng, I f-forgot my l-logon, I'll try again now

>>6245298
As much as you like, c-cutie~ I wanna know h-how much you like th-them~

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>>6245327
See ya then cutiepie~

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>Egg stalker and vino pop in
>magically one or two anons happen to agree with them that typefucking on erp is bad and we want more of them
Hmmmm.....

>>6245335
I have 22's discord if you want Morrigan.

>>6245325
>But I'm already here.

HAHAHA GUYS LOOK IM A BAD PLAYER DAWWW GIVE ME ATTENTION GIVE ME PITY IN FACT IM GOING TO REPLY TO THIS POST WITH "WHATEVER YOU SAY BUDDO"

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>>6245318
i know, right?

>>6245327
you get scared easily, dont cha? was that why you deleted the discord, because you had no motivation in life? how pathetic

>>6245335
no

>>6245259
>The man rims her asshole with a dire need, putting both of his hands on her cheeks to spread her apart, diving deep inside with his tongue and pistoning it in and out of her tight anal passage. He pulls away with a wet smack, his bulge throbbing painfully in his pants from his arousal. He stands up and unzips his pants, starting to poke each of her holes with his cock tip but never quite slipping inside.
So tell me piggy...Which hole do you want mister inside the most?

>>6245352
>>6245356
Shes right here

>>6245356
>Tucks the pupper ship in bed.

>>6245325
I'm just trying to show my appreciation, you sexy, leggy bird.
...dog goblin thing.

>>6245207
Arguably he has. He turned Paul into how he is today with all the blocks and unblocks on discord while keeping him around for the extra attention until Anons finally had enough of it.

>>6245352
Don't get me wrong, I like Morrigan but a little bored with her. I need variety.

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>>6245119
Fuck off you typefucking cunt.

>>6245129
Lowkey I'm just a shitposter that uses your daily drama topic to get all of you cunts mad as fuck.
It's been working since forever. You people are all mentally unstable and heating up the fire is fun.

>>6245163
That's very interesting Dr. Freud, but have you considered that in your rampant march to helping someone, you're becoming what you don't want to be?
This is like typefucking cunt, this is degeneracy and having some obsession with some e-cunt is pretty retarded. You're never going to be with someone on the internet, this is common knowledge for everyone who isn't a mental retard.
Actually, continue this shit cunt. I want to see how much lauhgs I can get out of this.

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>>6245353

>>6245318
Boy, turbosluts will take away a chunk of the bad anon roleplayers if anything, making the good roleplayers more available.

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>>6245351
isnt it wonderful? they're finally agreeing.

>>6245353
see! agreeing with me!

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>>6245356
HUMAN, WAKE UP!. I NEED TO CAPTURE YOU!

>>6245250
>I may not have her nudes, but I still got to see things when she was asleep. It was fun. She's afraid of me for good reason, she knows I can control her, she knows I know her secrets.

Just fucking STOP