ERP thread. All hail Donald Tr-duck Previous: >>6231930

>>6238369
Meme America Great Again.

Marked bitch.

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>>6238391
>this shit will be happening all week
(AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Post cards prease!

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>>6238407
Amerifags blown the fuck out.
And it's beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAEDQwMtf4o

>>6238413
>

>>6238413
Kill yourself please

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How about a Seija (male) ?

>>6238429
How about fuck off

>>6238421
I'd want Mileena to make me cum until my mind breaks and I accept her as my Queen!

>>6238421
Gimme flan

>>6238421
Morning DMG. Hope your well!

Are you by chance playing Murasaki today?

>>6238428
Can't, I'm laughing to much at the fact that Trump won.

>>6238429
I'd fuck a Seija (male) until s(he) ends up falling into a puddle of her (his) own cum.

>>6238421
>Thinking you have a leg to stand on when you're Canadian

w e w

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>>6238436
>>6238449
>>6238455
>As soon as I posted my card friend called to tell me she's coming over.
I'll be back in an hour or so. I keep doing this lately, I'm so sorry!

>>6238459
>That's the joke.png

>>6238464
I'll wait as long as needed if it's for you/Mileena!

>>6238464
>I missed the joke

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>6238462
You're right. I should pull away before I actually do end up with discomfort down there. Just make sure you have a good fap or two too, for being such a good little cumdump.

>>6238464
No worries man, have fun!

Is it a special lady friend or just a normal friend?

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>>6238483
Would you like my e-mail so I can help you cum whenever you want and I can, or will the thread be enough?

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>>6238501
Why would I ever want direct access to someone so horny they want to drain me dry at any given moment? That'd be silly, and dangerous. Naturally, I'll accept just that, especially with how things can be around here.

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>>6238432
Rude.

>>6238457
Oh, that's good to know. Noted down.

>>6238429
What's that? I might be interested.

>>6238524
The only problem is that I have no time right now to plow her (his) little fuckhole into a quivering, dripping mess.

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>>6238515
That's a wise choice! I don't check this e-mail often, but I'll be sure to start, just for you! [email protected]

>>6238540
>cumallover.me
Clever and also lewd.
I dont know why i love being showered in cum
Or why a bunch of strangers jerking it all over my face gets me so erect
Am I gay

>>6238667
Probably just a cum fetish desu.

>>6238667
If you need this domain so you can set up a meeting with several people so they can shower you in their orgasms, go on cock.li!

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ZZzzZZzzz

>>6238688
>places head on her thighs and falls asleep
ZZzzZZzzz

>>6238699
>Sits on Father's lap
Tell me a story Father.

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>>6238740
>Slowly pushes off lap

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Sorry about that sweeties. Anyone that wanted to play still around? I can do a session or two.

>>6238805
I'm the Mileena anon, if you're still up for it.

>>6238805
THICC

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>>6238810
>Mileena sounds fine. You have an idea for a scene?

>>6238820
>thiccer.png

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>>6238825
FF!!

>>6238825
Not the Anon who requested her originally but I wouldn't mind trying my luck to give the Queen of Outworld an heir.

>>6238841
UNPUFF

>>6238805
I want flan

>>6238825
Mileena making a resistant captured prisoner her sex slave by making him cum until he breaks and accepts her as queen?

>>6238867
....thats hot

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>>6238841
>>6238846
>>6238849
I think I'll limit myself to 3 sessions with 2 characters.
2 Mileena sessions and a 3rd session with a different character. Elf friend, is it okay if I give you private FF sometime and give this anon the puddin' now?

>>6238867
>I LOVE IT. You wanna write the opener or will I?

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>>6238848
>Puffs so much that I become a big girl.

>>6238882
>Nibbles your ear to let out the air

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>>6238880
I am not a elf!!!! I am a cup of jealousy.

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>tfw too excited by President Donald J. Trump to concentrate on ERP

I still can't believe it.

>>6238880
Gotta do something real quick, so if you could please write the opener, I'd really appreciate it.

>>6238880
I can wait for flan, do what the other person wants

>>6238882
>lives on your planet-sized puffs

>>6238898
Calm down Kenny.

I feel bad for not having enough time to come here and erp
Dorry guys

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>>6238897
A cute cup of jealousy <3

>>6238900
>After being beaten and broken by the outworld guards your almost lifeless body is dragged through the halls of what you can only assume is a castle, a royal headquarters if you will. The dark lighting only made it harder to see everything around you, not to mention the head wound you've reserved from your struggles in the slave camp. Soon your body is tossed into an open room, the reeking smell of rotted flesh fills your nose as you raise your head only to see a purple blur dashing towards you, tackling you to the ground and pinning you by your shoulders to the ground, a monster like face stares back at your hopeless, energy drained body, the jagged teeth attached to her maw shining in the dim light of the room, a terrifying sight until you feel the slight grind of her hips on yours, she leans in close, her teeth ever so close to your pale skin as she whispers.
You're my slave now.

>>6238902
>You sure?

>>6238880
Alrighty then!

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>>6238953
First, I'm not the shitty gay Panda.

Secondly, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN IF THERE IS A WALL TO BUILD?

>>6238898
I can't believe I liked you at some point.

>>6238959
Yeah I'm sure, I'm bad at RP anyway

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>>6238962
>You wanted Mileena too right? You wanna write the opener or should I?

>>6238972
>Oh please, I don't turn away bad anons. I'm here to please, not be pleased.

>>6238035
Say hi to hg, if you feel like it.

>>6238978
I'll still wait, it's ok

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>>6238887
Noooooo!!!
>>6238915
Run anon the puff is being destroyed!

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>>6238953
That adorable panda is still around?

>>6238957
>dorry
I cant even type. brb killing self

>>6238959
>Not able to see her full body, he's only able to see her terrifying face, her jagged teeth shining in his eyes. Even though she grinded her hips against his, he was still completely soft, the near lifeless state luckily (for him) made it difficult for him to get hard. Hearing her whisper, he silently whispers back, feeling too much pain to even talk, let alone scream like he wanted to.
...I'd... rather die...

>>6238985
>After giving Parsley's ear a good nibbling, the anon slides his tongue across until he reaches the tip, swirling circles around it.

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>>6238971
You do know that hating an Amanojaku is positive, right?

>>6238978
I say you should, so I get an idea of the setting, sounds good?

[spoiler]What is the discord link?[/spoiler]

>>6239015
>slaps Seija across the face, spits on her lips, and flicks her the bird
Fuck you, faggot.
>leaves

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>>6238983
>If you say so <3

>>6239003
Oh, you will.
>She ensures him of his coming demise with a soft chuckle. It was a game to her, like a cat playing with a mouse, it was only the matter of time before she is to rough for him. But still, she'll have her fun. Slinking down the bloody beaten body of the broken man she stops at his waste band of the dirty rag of pants given to him, tore and hanging by but a rope she had no remorse digging her long teeth into the rag and ripping it to shreds, not only exposing his flaccid but large member, but also demonstrating her murderous superiority she has over the man. Seeing the brutal exchange you can't help but feel the adrenaline flowing through you, your heart racing the little it can, your blood flowing, rather you like it or not your member begun to swell (Sorry for godmodding </3). Like a cat she begins to nuzzle the slowly growing cock, even if he tried his best to deny the woman the mix of fear and the stimulation of her soft skin touching yours will soon make you erect.

>>6239020
>Another wanderer finds himself in outworld, how he got there or how long he's been there has faded from him. The monster like beings he's seen, the hellish landscapes as well as general atmosphere being leaps and bounds different from his home world would give an uneasy feeling in the pit of anyone's gut. A rustling of bush a few steps behind you snap you back to reality, to turn and investigate only got a glimpse of a yellow eyed monster dashing back into the dark of night of the thick forest you've found yourself in. Once you lose sight of the piercing eyes you hear a chackling in the distance. A female's voice laughing at your very presence.
>(How's that?)

>>6239040
Get out

>>6239130
Y- you bet I will... maybe s- aah...
>The nuzzling against his cock forces him to interrupt himself with a moan and slight squrming,. While the swelling was at a barely noticeable speed, it was still happening despite of his state. He'd almost definitely love it if he wasn't in this situation.
...maybe sooner than you fucking think...
>Wanting to fulfill his promise, he planned to snap his own neck the first chance he got, finally being one-on-one with her instead of being ganged up on by her minions.

>>6239130
(Good enough!)
>The man turned towards the source of the laugh, trying to focus on his situation. What was that nightmarish place? Who was that person laughing? What the hell was going on? Hopefully, he'd survive long enough to find out... But considering the hostile enviroment, that seemed unlikely.
H-Hello? Is somebody there? Hey!
>Swallowing some spit, the man gathered his courage to walk around for a while, trying to find any traces of civilizations... Or anything that could help to improve his situation.

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>Sets the thread on fire to draw out the lurkers

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>>6239245
Say it with me

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

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>>6239245
FUUUUUUUUUU-

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>>6239245
Mein Gott! You are mad!

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>>6239245
Was this really necessary?

>>6239271
In four years people will realize nothing will change.

Politics is boring and slow. Nothing matters, nothing will happen.

>>6239297
BUT MUH MEME PRESIDENT

>>6239300
Memes die. Or change so much they become unrecognizable. Or become boring and trite.

The universe is spiraling toward death. And we do not exist for it.

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>>6239297
In four years, the next candidate will use the exact same slogan. "Make America great again."

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>>6239297
Say that to the great wall of America, sponsored by the Mexican taxpayer.

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>>6239185
Oh ho ho! Darling listen to you sing!
>Her once menacing voice melts into once of twisted joy and delight as she hears your involuntary groans of joy. The confirmation of your enjoyment, forced or not, the devilish woman grins up at you with a sickly smile, teeth jutting out of her face like a bad fever dream.
>Standing up before you she watches as your cock, slowly, but surely grows. Her smile sticks smugly on her monster like maw as her thumbs slip under her purple tights ever so delicately, such a contrast to all of her actions up to this point, treating herself like a fragile flow while treating you like a dog's chew toy. She strips, slipping off her tight down pass her firm bottom, almost presenting her royal slit to you for a moment before finishing her strip down of her lower half, her long, tanish legs stand on either side of the soon to be sex toy and begin to bend, her awaiting wet slit inches closer and closer to your growing member, one of her hands already gripping around it, beginning to stroke it to speed up the process.
>As the head of your cock and the wet, tight folds of the part Tarkata even her dominate personality couldn't muffle a lustful moan of joy, finishing off with a giggle. She knew she was in control, and she loved it.
Keep singing for me my love!
Sing for me.

>>6239316
At this point I'm unsure if people genuinely believe that there will be a wall or are just meme'ing.

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>>6239200
>As the man searched for the source of the chackling laughter he hears more rustling about in the bushes, was it just an animal? Maybe the wind? These questions answered as he feels a sharp slash gash into the back of his right leg, instinctively he turns around to see the same yellow eyes gazing back at him, wrapped in a purple veil her face hide from you, the rest of her outfit quite revealing of her large chest, her wide hips and long leg, clutched in the palm of her hand was the source of the stabbing pain in your leg, a single Sai, deep in the flesh of your leg, just as their eyes met she twisted her weapon, forcing the pain to overtake you and knock you to the ground. She stood over your pain ridden body as she spoke.
WHAT do you think you're doing here? Someone from Earthrealm, here? You MUST be asking for death.

>>6239316
It's going to take years to build, be really shitty and be built with American taxpayer money because Mexico won't pay for that shit.

But I don't want to focus on this. I wanna dick big tittie anime girls. But 4chan won't let me escape reality. You've changed man, you used to be cool.

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>>6239288
>>6239296
>>6239295
>>6239271
(Currently having my brain fucked by this anime and have no idea how to implement her into RP but will try regardless.)

>>6239340
>>6239254
Is this you?

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>>6239357
HG has their own Tats.

>>6239367
I wasn't aware of that.

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>>6239245
Sure is getting hot in here

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>>6239379
If I'm right there's also another ERP tats. Or at least I saw one in discord.

>>6239336
>He covers his mouth to not give her the privilege of hearing him. It was also a good way to be half-ready to kill himself; all he had to do is place the other hand. He watches her godly figure, then keeps his sight on her long legs, as if intrigued by them.

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>>6239349
I wasn't exactly expecting anything to be honest.
>>6239386
So much I don't know of when I'm not on discord.

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>>6239386
>>6239367
More teeth please

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>>6239414

>>6239340
G-Gaaah!
>The man fell on the ground, wincing and holding his wounded leg as he looked behind him with a look of fear and a knot in his throat. As beautiful as the attacker was, she was dangerous. When she spoke to him, he shook in fear and attempted to reply to her.
I-I'm lost... In this awful place. M-My sincere apologies whoever you are... Nnngh...

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>>6239245
(Can we RP yet)

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>>6239429
More teeth. Sharper!

>>6239455
(I'm not sure if I'm who you think I am.)

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>>6239462
Sorry but thats all I got.

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>>6239404
>Gripping the wrist of the hand covering your mouth she pushes it to the ground below you, pinning you down. Staring deeply into your eyes with her bright yellow counterparts in one swift motion she jerks her body in such a way to slip the head of your grown cock into her, filling her insides with your cock as she leans in. The motion alone stroking your member inside of her warm, wet insides, the walls of her cunt gripping your member as her monster like teeth become so close to your own worried face. Her voice raises as she yells at you, her playful demeanor washed away bit her need for power
I SAID SING, YOU WORM!
>Her shouting loud and violent on it's own, a few globs of spit flying from her maw and landing on his cheek

>>6239413
I just remember seeing one in one o the discords.

>>6239414
>

>>6239432
Whoever I am? WHOEVER I AM?
>Her voice begins to rise, shaking the leaves of the surrounding trees as the angry builds inside of her. Her towering shortens as she drops on top of you, straddling you with a leg on either side. Grinding her crotch on yours, such a different action since she just stabbed you a moment ago. Maybe like the act of a pack, the alpha mounting the lesser member to show dominance. And in this case. She was the alpha.
I am Mileena! Queen of Outworld. And you WILL know my name!
>Once again she yells, her sexual grinding only becoming more harsh, her body swaying and her meatier parts of her body bouncing and jiggling, Her breasts swaying as she does so.

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>>6239462

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>>6239503
>That gif
Suddenly my groin doesn't feel so well.

>>6239503
>Needless to say, the grinding of her sex with his groind aroused him. Perhaps the pain played part of it? It was a mystery. Yet, he was entrhalled by the tempting swaying of her exquisite Half-Tarkatan Breasts.
I-I'll make sure to remember that Queen Mileena... P-Please spare this foolish man... Nnngh...!

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>>6239503
I remember this gif. Remember when my boner had the greatest feel.
T-That'll do for tonight. Thanks.
>>6239507
Mooooore.

>>6239503
>He holds in any noises he could make while forced to enter her, staring into her with his own faint eyes, still resisting as hard as he could.
...fuck off...

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>>6239564

>>6239503
Oh god I need to jack off RIGHT NOW

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>>6239592
oi, Kenny, don't post monsterframes. I can't handle that.
just post your ign instead.

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>>6239620
it isnt kenny

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>>6239522
<3

>>6239546
Oh I'll spare your life. But I want something from yo~~ou
>Her voice chimes as she calms down, hearing your breakdown to accepting her as your queen was music to her ears. But her swaying doesn't stop. She continued to grind on you, forcing your member erect from stimulation and fear alone. Her sai she still gripped in her hand dug into your pants, ripping it apart until your bullied cock flops out, semi erect from the heart pumping attack.
>Her devilish smile beams under her veil before she grinds her lower half on you once more. the poor cock being almost abused by the needy woman on top of him. Using the same sai she dug into her own tights, cutting but a small hole in them, just enough to reveal the wet entrance under them. Adjusting her hips she forces the semi erect member into the newly formed hole, finally flesh met warm, wet flesh as she made to clear what she wanted. Just to ensure you she said it slowly with a devilish grin.
I want your seed.

>>6239573
No daaaa~~rling! YOU fuck off.
>As weak of a line as that was she still held the high ground. Her forceful hips still jerked about, pumping your hardened cock around inside of her, she groaned happily as not only the cock felt ever so good inside of her warm, tight cunt, but the sheer overpowering of the man made each motion a tingling deep inside of her. She was raping you. And she fucking loved it. Your defiance was only making it better for her as she dove her face to your neck, opening her jaw widely and taking a large bite out of you, not ripping the flesh out, only breaking the skin so blood dripped down his milky flesh, the abuse of the broken man sent chills down her spine, her long tongue licked up the sweet fluids dripping from you as she rode the stiffened cock.

>>6239564
>T-That'll do for tonight.
>Mooooore.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

>>6239595
Do it.

>>6239620
I want to fuck this shark

>>6239654
>About to be forced to moan for her by the pumping of his cock, he lets out a pained grunt as she bit into him, causing him to bleed more, his blood slowly moving down his neck onto her long tongue.

>>6239654
I just did.....I couldn't take it. So much cum...

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>>6239648
well.
post more anyway.
>>6239654
I made it up geez.
moooooore

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>>6239684
you should give me your ign though

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>>6239678
>Gripping onto the rags that covered his chest she begins to shake him out of frustration, still moving her hips until she forces his entire size into her, the warmth completely covering him as the dripping of her worked folds floods his lap. She was getting more and more rough with him as time went on, a hand raising just to slap him across his face as he continued to refuse her. The taste of blood fills his mouth as one of two things will soon happen, he'll break and give into the tough love of the Queen, or he'll die. She leaned close to him, her teeth bared as she whispers her last warning to him.
Cum for me. Now.

>>6239683
Good boy <3

>>6239684
>

>>6239654
M-My seed?
>Asked the man, the pain being replaced by a feeling of laent lust and need for her form. She was dangerous as she was beauriful and he wanted her completely. Once his cock was released from the prison of his clothes, it revealed to be quite erect and eager... Touching her wet folds, the human swallowed his spit before speaking once more, wondering...
W-Why do you want my seed? I-I don't understand!

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>>6239692
You first, anon.
I don't play much though, just Friday and Thursday. just have a bud to get me my dailies.
You can add me on Discord though.
Just gimme your deets.
>>6239705
Okay, that's all for today cause I myself ran outta material.
Fuckin' phones, man.

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>>6239710
A Queen needs a King. The royal blood must be passed.
>she says simply as she slowly lowers her hips to yours, forcing the throbbing mass into her hole, a few pushes and the head popped into her. His lack of denial for her body only made it easier for her to force herself on the man. Slipping the warmth of his cock deep into her wet cunt she swings her hips, shaking her chest before his eyes as well as taking his cock in deep. Her hands press down on his chest to push him down. She wanted to be in control, and she wanted to make sure he knew it.
It has nothing to do with you, swine, I just need an heir to my throne. I care nothing about your pleasure, I need nothing more but your seed.

>>6239735
Phone posting is gay.

>>6239705
>Feeling the taste of blood in his mouth, he actively holds out, refusing to ejaculate to spite her. It was obvious the approach would not work with his resistance being this large, as at that point he'd most definitely prefer to die than break in. Slowly feeling his sight black out, he's unable to even think of anything to say, forced to respond with what he said previously.
...fuck... off...
>Unable to hold on to his consciousness any longer, it gives into the wounds. While he wasn't dead yet, he passed out.

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Hiya

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>>6239756
Same.
>mfw phone has a fifth of my total images
It's like cucking yourself, with yourself.

>>6239756
>As soon his rod found itself inside Mileena's cunt, the man gathered his courage to thrust back and forth, feeling his manhood claim inch after inch of her love tunnel.
>Moaning, he slowly attempted to reach for her veil, pondering what lied under it.
A-Ahh... I-In that case... I-I wish to see your face...

>>6239785
Hey cutie.

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>>6239763
>Watching the light drain from his eyes until he's knocked out cold she can't help but chuckle. Laughing at the weak will of her newest toy. She stops her abuse, as well as her rape to lift herself up off of your hips, letting the sexual juices drip out of her as the cock pops out of her. The dripping cunt of the Queen dropping the last few drops of her sweet sex on the used cock of the slave.
Weakingly...
>She mutters as she steps away from the body, sitting at her throne once more
(Hope passing out meant to end it..)

>>6239803
>Watching his hand inch towards the purple veil covering her face a quick swing of her hand slaps his curious face with a stiff smack, letting te pain tingle and shock him, she gazes at him, the yellow inhuman eyes blinking a few times before she speaks
You DARE try and bemask me? You're lucky I don't feast on your flesh where you lay!
>She warns the anon under her, continuing the sexual act, her hips slamming into yours again and again, the slapping of flesh on flesh only getting louder as her anger builds
You think you're WORTHY of seeing the face of Mileena? You're but a fuck puppet for your Queen!
>Her abusive hand slaps the face of the fuck stick under her, even if he's given into the Queen's will her spitful harshness flowed through her, she loved the power she felt and only made her more aroused.
Apologize you swine! Know your place!

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>>6239805
How are you?

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Hey guys.

>>6239855
(As in end the session? Honestly, no. Meant that the wounds were so vicious that it ended up in the passing out.)

>>6239855
M-My Queen... I... I'm sorry...
>Said the man after being slapped and scolded by Mileena, the sting of the hit still present on his face, causing him to wince. Yet, despite the pain and the humilliation, the man was loving every second of his "ordeal" as he felt his cock kiss the cervix of Mileena's cunt, feeling closer to his climax with every powerful collidion of his crotch with hers.
A-Ahhh! I-I'm going to cum!

>>6239886
>Steals glasses

>>6239886
Hello... Whowever the fuck you are.

>>6239861
I'm okay. How are you?

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>>6239922
Livin' life! A little tired as always. What's up?

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>>6239785
D.va secretly wants to be fucked while stuck in her mech.

>>6239785
Hi, submissive f here

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>>6239891
(I wouldn't know how to continue the session after that to be honest. Do you want me to continue fucking the passed out body, or wake him up somehow? Sorry if this breaks the flow but I'm not sure what you want.)

>>6239899
>Despite her refusal to let you demask her but a moment ago , hearing him admit to his loyalty as well as upcoming orgasm her hand grips the thick veil covering her face, ripping it off she reveals the monsterous face of the Queen, razor sharp teeth jut out of her maw in every which way. Her nightmare fuel above you shouts her final demand
Shoot your seed you worthless fuck stick! Fill the womb of your Queen!

>>6239936
A little tired and kinda bored. Just watching everyone either root their hearts out or pack their bags after seeing Trump win.

>>6239946
>secretly

>>6239981
(I don't know. Fuck, now I'm confused, sorry about this.)

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>>6239946
Pretty sure i tried an rp like that once... hmm
>>6239974
Keeek
>>6239986
Personally leaning to the latter but i don't care much either way. Didn't like either, so

>>6240021
Hi daddy kink

>>6239999
Checked my dude

>>6240021
I'm pretty much on the fence myself. Don't really care and my family's not moving so I'm not gonna blow money trying to do the same.
Instead I'm just gonna cross my fingers and see if I can manage to typefuck like usual.

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Looking for:
boys that will call me cute, let me sit on their laps, and give me attention!

>>6239981
...!
>There was a look of shock in his eyes as Mileena revealed her face to the man, causing him to skip a beat of his heart. Yet, as foolish he was, a single hand reached for her cheek, caressing it as a thumb ventured towards her lips, dangerously close to one of her sharp teeth.
Y-You're beautiful, my Queen... S-So beautiful... Ahhh!
>With a final barrage of hungry thrusts inside Milena's cunt, he released string after string of his hot, sticky seed deep into her, emptying his balls and pouring the contents directly into her womb.

>>6240092
I'd definitely want all of that!
(What game is that?)

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>>6240010
(Don't worry about it sweetheart, I was about to tap out soon anyways. It was fun to play with you!)

>>6240095
>Feeling the warm, sticky juices of his cum fill her insides she can't help but smirk, her job was done here. As he finishes his orgasm she ignores the complement, lifting her wet, sticky hips off of the panting, used man, the juices dripping from her insides. Standing above him she gives him one more killing gaze before she says a single word and leaves.
Thanks.
>(Hope that wasn't to anti climatic. Was lots of fun <3)

>>6240125
(It was great~! Thanks!)

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>fucked up three sessions this week
>one of them was Egg's last
What the fuck am I still doing here?

>>6240092
You can count on me, cutie!

>>6240136
kys LF

>>6240109
Dean or Alive.

>>6240147
>LF
Literally who

>>6240092
I love Honoka

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>>6240036
Nono
>>6240080
Pretty much! I'm planning on going into TESOL anyway, so I'll likely be away from the country in a few years regardless.

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>>6240109
>sits down on anon's lap giggling.
Okay! My name is Honoka, thanks for this~
(Dead or Alive 5, hun)
>>6240143
>scuttles over to this anon, blushing at the compliment
Thanks hun <3

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>>6240136
I know your feels, Nagitoposter. I have an unfinished thing with eggo from a third of a year ago or so.

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>>6239692
>and he was never heard from again
RIP anon. You had teeth

>>6240195
>tfw ignored

>>6240195
I should be the one thanking you, Honoka! You look great!

>>6240192
Nice. Godspeed to you, Jinx.
Hope you don't get stumped by Trump.

>>6240195
You're welcome, sweetie.
>The man said as he looked at her lovely figure.
You're so beautiful... I'd love to do all sorts of naughty things with you.

>>6240195
Whoa.

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>>6240226
>blushing at the compliment, I wiggle myself in your lap.
You're just a regular sweetie pie, you are!
>>6240261
>Honoka, surprised, starts to blush at the comment
W-well...don't afraid to touch me if you really like what you see!

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>>6240214

>>6240207
>>6240136
just go ask her on discord
she may be out of commission but when she comes back she'll at least see it

>>6240327
Even before EGG went nuclear she had ADD when it comes to her DMs, doubt they'll have much luck

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>>6240327
Oh hi anon.
Add me on Discord if you wanna talk about wamuuframuu. I'll give you my IGN there, too. :^)
Eufedoric#8348

>>6240313
I will...
>Said the man as he began to grope her breasts, sliding his hands under her swimsuit. His skilled fingers toying with her nipples while he leaned forward to kiss her neck.
Hmmm~

>>6240327
I already feel awful about fucking up on her last session, I don't want to DM her just to ask for the typefucc.

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>>6240327
I repeat: That shit was a third of a year ago. Back in July, we left off on the day that Paul freaked out and posted the molestation cap.
Another factor to me not asking: This was me in my prime. I could probably look back at the archives at the two sessions I had that night and think it was my best stuff.
I don't have it in me to write like that anymore.

>>6240356
Would cum into that mouth.

>>6240400
>your prime
>you're like 8 years old
bolin........................................

>>6240400
You're fucking 13.
Unless you have fucking cancer you're not in your prime.

>>6240313
>still getting ignored

ok

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>>6240371
>the more I think about it, the more I start suspecting that my fuck-up might've made her worry to the point of going mental
>I might be the reason she tried to kill herself

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>>6240404
And she'll swallow.

>>6240456
Please kill yourself :)

>>6240449
cuck

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>>6240418
>>6240440
In writing terms. I'm at Jeb! tier energy levels now, when I used to be but a wee shitter getting excited in the PMs with Link because a session went wrong went guro, at Donnie level energy.
>>6240456
Trying to blame everything on yourself is just as bad as blaming it all on others. Calm down my dude, you were in all likeliness not the reason for EGG doing what she did.

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>>6240353
shes been like that because her mind has been on other things, the same things that made her have her nuclear meltdown
mecha's spot on, i went to ask her and she said she's been busy with irl issues so much that those personal things shes been consumed over made her lose it without a warning.

>>6240371
dude just at least ask
or give me a tag or name or something so i can be the messenger, since she talks to me sometimes

>>6240400
just bring it up to her and ask?
if she doesnt want to she'll tell you dude
and she doesnt care about writing quality, shes said this before

>>6240456
no, it wasnt you
she had her own issues outside of this place. she came here to escape them, they ended up consuming her instead when she ignored them.

>>6240469
How many ejaculations could she take?

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>>6240521
More.

>>6240477
I don't have as many issues as her, killing myself would be a fucking insult at this point.

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>>6240517
I prefer my anonymity to be anonymous. Besides, it'd be inappropriate, what with everything that's happened.
Also, EGG doesn't wanna lewd with me.

>>6240517
>mecha's spot on, i went to ask her and she said she's been busy with irl issues so much that those personal things shes been consumed over made her lose it without a warning.
When isn't he spot on? Dude fits his current meme ava. Think he said he's been at this longer than most people into ERP so he probably knows every which way people act in this scene. And probably why it makes so many people get butthurt by him easily.

>>6240537
If "all of them" can be an accurate answer, I'm interested.

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>>6240556
I'm gonna paraphrase a great Mecha line:
"I've been typefucking longer than you've been alive".

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>>6240560
>all of them
M o r e
But I don't play her much these days. Sorry, anon.
>>6240517
Where that IGN at m8

>>6240581
>does footjobs too
Wew, now I need her.

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>>6240577
To quote directly, for anyone interested:
>I dunno mate
>I've been at this longer than you been alive and I haven't creamedw ith a dildo in my ass yet
>Good feels

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>>6240553
wait, are you the nagito poster too? the one who had a session with her before she dipped?

>>6240556
im partly glad that hes friends with her, hes a good influence
she had a different demeanor in threads than she did on discord, and when i asked her about it it was because she was more paranoid here, knowing all eyes were watching her. thus, she took on all the requests, she did everything, because she felt like she had no other choice.
the girl has a strike of perfectionism inside of her. She feels like she has to do everything and bites more than she can chew, believing she can handle it, and if she can't or makes one little mistake she snaps and falls apart, believing she is worhless and has let everyone down
she even apologized to us for how rinoa and vino were acting, saying that if she just ignored her emotions and stopped being selfish none of this would have happened.
she seriously believes that this break in itself is selfish, thats how much of a workaholic she is who takes on too much because if she doesnt, she hates and despises herself to the point of an episode

>>6240581
I want some Peri cock worshiping. Last time I came buckets

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>>6240616
Nope. I'm Bolin. Disowned son of Deeg, probably the youngest poster here.

>>6240616
No, I did and now I only feel worse for screwing it up.

>>6240627
How old again?

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>>6240608
I call going down that road 'The Peach Effect'
I recall well back in Dec. how normie Peach sounded. How quickly time erodes dignity.

>>6240616
I've seen so many people take on that mindset or go out of their way to tryhard for people with nothing to gain for it. A good case of burn out along with a mental break will compound any problems one already has to a rather astounding degree. A few of the more popular posters here have done that to themselves as well, but I won't name names. It sounds like you talk to her a lot on the side, so feel free to remind her if she needs anything or a talk to an old idiot with too much time to analyze(or wants to give succ) to hit me up if needed.

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>>6240592
I-I'm bad at feet, anon.
>>6240623
>last time
New phone who dis

>>6240655
Doesn't need to be feet, handjobs would probably be good enough.

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>>6240637
Anon, read the rules! Only posters 18 and up are allowed here, so I'm obviously in compliance!
>>6240653
This place made me pretty damn degenerate but gotdamn I'll cut Nepeta into my own fucking eyeball before I become a twink.

>>6240680
Cheeky fuck
You'll slip one day and I will fuck you up

>>6240637
15 day old stale bread

>>6240653
redpill me on posters you wish would come back

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>>6240653
>The Peach Effect
D-don't rub it in...

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>>6240665
Nice miss.
I should bully your cock just cause of that.
Really though anon, I'm 75% images and 10% good writing, 10% shitpost, and 5% spare incase something pops up.

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>>6240694
I've slipped up many a time anon, but I have the safety net of being unbannable. One way or another, I always bounce back before the ban expires.
>>6240715
Oh come on, it's too obvious.

>>6240653
now i miss peach
wassup though peanut head

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>>6240627
K

>>6240635
you had nothing to do with it, nagito. she has had this mindset for a while. it's the main thing that makes her and gage fight, because she never believes she's good enough for him. its no ones fault, its a fault she's struggled with for a while because of the way she was raised

>>6240653
ive known her for a few years, met her in an /x/ skype group chat since thats the only other board she hangs out in
found out something was wrong when the whole situation went down, because she was sending me some odd as fuck messages, specifically asking me if i wanted some prime pieces she had on warframe that i knew she wouldn't give to anyone
called her fiance, he was outside feeding the horses, when he went to check on her she had his bathroom door locked and was going to impale herself with an ice pick because her blood cant clot, only thing that alerted him was his door clawing at the door and whining

>>6240724
I don't really mind, if you could bully it, that would be great.

>>6240655
We did it in thread, so it's not surprising you wouldn't remember. I'd still like to face fuck you then have you clean me off, though.

So what happened to Peach? I thought Peach mentioned something about bringing back five avas some time ago.

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>>6240734
>her blood cant clot
that's a rare condition, god damn. did egg just draw the short straw on life in general?

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>>6240718
I'm sure you had quite a hand in compounding those effects, you monster. Bet you helped him pick out his first dildo.

>>6240715
That don't check in every now and then and have legit gone completely silent in the thread?
Yuruposter and Nui.

>>6240731
You'll get to pound that degenerate sometime my friend. But it's all good, just the usual time kill before work. You?

>>6240734
Jesus. That's some fucked shit my dude. I'm glad she's trying to bounce back from that, then.

>>6240756
She isn't Irish, so I say she's doing OK.

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>>6240769
>Bet you helped him pick out his first dildo.
....
>Awkward magician cough.

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>>6240734
>posting monsterframes still
I am the Paul to your DMG; ignored and so desperate.
>>6240738
W-What are you, you madman
It's like you DON'T have some ulterior motive here. My inner cynic is on fire.
>>6240744
Sorry, I forgot I guess. Been a forever since I ERPed (here), so excuse my amnesia.
I don't know anons. I'm not feeling it right now.
G-Gomen.

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>>6240771
Ireland's cities are fucking terrible and deserve nothing short of ethnic cleansing and maybe a nuke or two for good measure, but the forests and the rural life is amazing.
only thing bad about the countryside is the fucking pikeys. i'm a little ashamed to say that i'm related by extended family to some pikey runts, feels bad.

>>6240769
I have faith, pal. At least I have real life to bog myself down with. I'm just killing time myself and watching people freak out over Trump winning.
What are your thoughts on it?

>>6240802
Am I supposed to have one?

>>6240782
DMG CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

nice erping thread

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>>6240734
dog clawing at the door*
dogs are amazing at figuring out when somethings wrong

>>6240756
Von Willibrand's Disorder if I remember correctly
no one knew she had it until she got her tonsils removed and started puking blood
she drew the short straws a lot, but surprisingly she's extremely optimistic and nice. dont know how

>>6240769
shell be okay hopefully, i trust gage, he's known her for 4 years. the fact he didn't panic and managed to calmly talk her out of it amazes me

>>6240771
nah, she's Irish/Romanian/Mexican

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>>6240812
EVERYONE does, anon.
E v e r y o n e

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>>6240816
>Rattles fuckingly at you

>>6240871
What is it supposed to be?

>>6240874
PAPA BONES NO
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PURE NOT LEWD
NOOOOO

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>>6240813
Can't stop. Wont stop.

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>>6240826
>she drew the short straws a lot, but surprisingly she's extremely optimistic and nice. dont know how
Probably because if she didn't she'd be terminally depressed. I was diagnosed with some shit some years ago that made me a depressed wreck for 4 or so months, so I can't imagine putting on a happy face when dealt a hand like she is. But it goes towards my understandng why she broke like she did. Compound all that stuff together and you've got a powderkeg waiting to go off.
Still, as you say, it's good she has someone there for her as she gets gets older.

>>6240807
Like I said last night, I care more about what anime girl I'll fuck next than mainland politics, but I prefer an upfront buffoon to a two-faced career politician. That's about as far as my opinion of it goes.

>>6240782
Bet you had input on every single one of the 5(?) he owns too, degenerate.

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>>6240876
I-I don't know yet, but my trust issues will sperg me into enlightenment, surely!

>>6240826
>extremely optimistic and nice

Since when

>>6240888
I mean, is being horny and wanting to cum not a motive?

Flan

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>>6240884
Nope. Honestly hate that part of it. But that's a blogpost for another time.

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>>6240901
It's a motive, yes, but people aren't so...
People don't, uh...
Y-You're just up to something, I know it.

>>6240915
Hey, it's that shota anon again. (http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/6225977/#6228399)

Are we going to continue or what?

>>6240970
What would I be up to?

>>6240884
That's pretty much my stance too. Of course, my luck at getting to actually fuck anime girls are worse than Hillary's chances to win were, but there's not much I can do about that.
Good tos ee you peanut head.

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>>6240976
I dunno, anon, but I just know you are.
People aren't nice for no reason.
Excuse the edge.
Who are you, anyway.

>>6241021
...an anon?

>>6240915
>>6240973

>After seeing her huge, bare mammaries, and hearing that I haven't got the right "tool" for the job, my shorts were ripped off by my immensely long, thick erection.

Uh, you were saying?

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>>6240884
she puts on that happy face because shes used to the short straws since she was born. shes a lot stronger than she gives herself credit for.
im surprised it didnt get any worse than her trying to off herself, i was expecting her to try to murder someone or pull a Paul
she has a gold heart and its amazing that nothing so far has turned her into a cruel person, im sure that the older she gets the stronger her will shall get

>>6240893
well shes not a paul, anxious, burchard, rinoa, or vino.

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>>6240915
I just find the whole meme funny. It comes with publicizing it so loudly, I suppose.

>>6240991
Ouch, sorry to hear dude. My luck's been sporadic too, but it brightened up a bit in the last few days. Never give up.
And yeah, I took a few days break away to do some reading and game playing, probably be my modus operandi while work eats me alive for the next few weeks, but it's comfy at least.

>>6241045
>Anxious with those people

Why

>>6241045
Daily reminder Anxious is Denny's Boy.

>>6241063
Daily reminder there is no proof from the single anon who keeps trying to force this

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>>6241026
Well Anon, dunno what else to tell you.

>>6241063
>Denny's Boy
Who?

The only reason trump won is because of lolmemes and red necks

>>6241080
Hi Anxious

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>>6241063
Their speech is nothing alike though.
t. Somebody who's talked with both Anxious and Denny's Boy

>>6241089
Thank god for memes and rednecks, then.

https://strawpoll.de/19c4199

>>6241085
Someone who gets shitposted and lied about

>>6241062
Anxious makes me extremely uncomfortable with how overbearing and clingy he is in PMs
i'm not the Anon who you replied to, but i think multiple people have similar experiences to mine

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>>6240973
>>6241040
>I was REALLY hoped you were gunna come back and finish the session. I love the idea but I'm a bit busy for the next little bit. How much time do you have? I'll be free soonish, 45-hour.

>>6241099
>Mecha has as many votes as Paul
wew

>>6241106
And who are you?

>>6241100
Hi Danny's Boy

>>6241116
Because he made someone butthurt and he proxied his way to the poll.

>>6241107
Sorry for returning later than planned.I had to get to sleep. I don't mind waiting a couple of days for our next session.

>>6241117
An ava, but I know he lurks the threads so I'm not really comfortable with saying. He leaves a bad taste in my mouth

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>>6241099
>no Yin

So, I guess it's safe to come back now.

>>6241127
True and wrong. It's most likely Mettaton's clique, since most Anons love him.

>>6241142
Why do you talk to him?

>>6241143
Who?
Also didnt I fuck you?
What did you do?

>>6241047
Yeah, all of the thread shitstorms really cramped on my game. People have fled to Discord or F-List, but I feel too awkward running up to someone I hardly know on PMs asking to typefuck and I've already danced with the devil on the List already. Just gotta hope things will look up eventually.
Can't go wrong with reading and games, that's pretty much how I survive my day to day life. At least we'll be comfy when the world goes to memes.

>>6241143
Fuck off to the drawthreads

>>6241100
But why?

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>>6241143
Stay in HG you rabid fucking autist. Actually, even those threads don't warrant the relentless stream of on the spectrum shit that comes from you 24/7, stick to the drawthreads.

>>6241185
How should I know?

>>6241047
Fuck off Mecha

>>6241106
Ah, so he IS alpha.

>>6241143
Oh wow, the one person who beats LD in being a shitter shows up again.

>it's fucking election day
>Iowa isn't here
WHY

>>6241200
>It's
>It's

AHAHAHAHAHABABAHA

>>6241200
Think about this Anon.

Do we really deserve her?

>>6241198
Yep

>>6241200
It's not electon day though....

I really don't understand why I'm still getting shitposted

t. Anxious

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>>6241200
I rather fuck Ohio than Iowa.

>>6241200
More like New Hamphsire isn't here lmfao

>>6241189
Well I assumed that If you were making a connection between the two that you had a reason.

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>>6241132
>Don't worry about it honey. Just busy at ths very moment. As again in like, a half hour.

>>6241163
I had talked to him because I didn't want to upset anyone

But it just got weird

>>6241198
>>6241216
It's funny because when kyouko said alpha was still on the server he was drawing attention to himself. Dude really can't help himself.

>>6241271
I don't know what I've done wrong but I'm sorry. Feel free to unfriend me

t. Anxious

>>6241106
When we talked, I just knew it was him.
We had autistic talks. I know it in me bones

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>>6241045
Well I can tell she's a warm person, if a bit scatter brained, but that's a charm point to most people. Hopefully she can stay on a good path moving forward.

>>6241116
I finally hit the big leagues ma.

>>6241173
Sounds like an ongoing epidemic with a good portion of people here. Not that it's surprising, we kind of hit terminal velocity over the weekend and things are in that slow recovery period. It'll be a bleeding sore for awhile, and it was already a scab that won't heal since the Paul wedding.
I understand your difficulty though, I was there at one point. Maybe I can give you the fucc sometime if you don't mind an old man like me.
Take it easy today mate.

>>6241191
I was gonna go actually start doing things now anyway, but appreciate the reminder.

Before I go, someone redpill me on wht everyone hates this bunny thing >>6241143

"Overbearing and clingy" sounds like old Tsuyu.

~=DISCORD TIER LIST POST-PRES ELECTION=~

Mooty's (100% Pro-Trump, Bro-tier discussion) >>> Lupin's = Ryuko's (Half shitposting half RP) >>> Kyouko's (Unbelievable Hillary support. All attention whores voted Hill) >>> LD's >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mecha's "Experimental"

>>6241330
Mecha has a server?

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>>6241325

>>6241330
>>6241342
Dunno how this Mecha has a server meme started

>>6241330
>Bro-tier Discussion
Really? Because I swear all I see is memes staler than the bread found in Tutankhamen's tomb and shitposts in that place.

>>6241366
Didn't you celebrate in the shadi-day channel? Comf af.

>>6241330
Hi Mootyshill

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wtf i hate gookmoot now
time to turn adblock on for 4chan

>>6241297
ok

>>6241424
>That Bottom-Left corner
>/v/-tan sitting on a bench as he admires the mythical creature before him.jpg

>>6241317
The wedding was before my time, but people have said it was the beginning of the end and reading over it does give me an idea how deluded it all was. And after everything that happened over the weekend, we're bleeding out fast.
I'd have no problem with some more Rory desu, it was pretty nice the last time.
Aye, I will. You too, pal. No idea why people at that rabbit though, that's also before my time.

>>6241455
Okay, can anyone redpill/link me to the wedding? I keep hearing about it being what started the beginning of the end, but I don't know what it actually was.

>>6241422
It's okay Alphanxious Boy, she has the better server. :^)

>>6241474
>Alphanxious Boy
How far is this meme going to go?

>>6241472
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/2836275/

Go nuts.

>>6241472
It was basically a bitter DMG trying to get back at Peach and Trixie. THEY actually made a wedding-themed event correctly, where people typefucked in the background, no shitposters were around, Mettaton was playing Family Feud and stuff, etc etc.everyone was having fun.

DMG and Paul wrote so cringly, some say that was the secret birth of shitters like Kenny and Bolin and Mecha. Fun fact: There hasn't been a bigger happening in the threads than the wedding event. A close runner-up was the guy who jizzed on DMG's guro heart and stated at the end "I came closer to your heart than your ex-girlfriend ever did".

>>6241472
It was LD's and DMG's shitty take on Trixie's and Peach's wedding. It had a terrible opening post, DMG didn't come, and the entire thread was in a frenzy so not much roleplaying happened.

>>6241545
Bolin didn't start posting regularly until like a month after it and Mecha was here since at least January.

Also it was Kenny who came in DMG's heart.

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>>6241545
Would you happen to have that thread/RP handy, anon? I'd like to read it.

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>>6241545
It was all Paul. I was just riding the crazy. I even told him I wasn't going to be there and to delay it. But he didn't listen.

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>>6241545
I wasn't there for the wedding. My first ERP was in late June.