Hg thread
>>6073440
My name is Lapis Lazuli. I'm literally a rock.
>>6073462 (Rika)
Matt, aight, I'll try and remember. Thanks for the tip.
>>6073379 (Lapis)
>Ivan just stands there and lets the ocean overcome him, an uncaring look on his face.
I do not know what you were expecting, my friend.
>>6073402 (Soviet)
Well, people DO come back after death here, you know. She is disrespectful, but two can play at that game--
>Ivan's eyes widen.
...That implies she had anything of value in the first place.
>>6073410 (Andrew)
I... I really do not know what you are talking about here, but I somewhat understand what you are trying to convey here. You are mad about losing so many games that the next loss may just push you over the edge, дa? Drink as much vodka as you please, Andrew, I have much more on me than you think.
>>6073420
>eventually he swims back to water level, now hovering above the water.
Im afraid the land and skies are my true home, but il be sure to visit!
>>6073478
Yeah, sure thing, I've got nothing better to do for now.
>>6073420
Are you done being an annoyance yet? If so drain this place immediately before someone drowns.
>>6073363
I don't know, I don't even know why i'm telling you this stuff.
>>6073390
She's being all sleepy, and not eating really doesn't help... Probably she'll wake up when I'm not around.
Hunting for disturbances doesn't sound that bad, at least the problem can't get more worse on it's beginning.
>>6073482
And what does that mean? Was she a flat chest?
>>6073476
Oh, a talking rock? Like in The Neverending Story? That's kinda cool.
>>6073482
>stands with you at the bottom of this flooded thread
You might want to like..swim up...last I heard, humans can't breath underwater...
>>6073484
O-oh...Do it soon please..I think I'd like to spend time with you..
>>6073488
>Continues to watch you bob around
You're rich right? Give me an offer.
>>6073505
Yes, but much prettier. Unlike those rocks I can actually control my physical appearance.
>>6073482
I think I'm frustrated more by how close we are to bein good, real good. If you gonna lose, at least get your ass handed to you, know you got outclassed. These games, they really feel like we oughta be winnin em, but they slip away.
>Takes another large swig from the bottle
>>6073487
Long as time is open, you wanna help finish this bottle with me?
>He offers the open vodka bottle from which he's been drinking directly..
>>6073514
I see. So what do you do? Just see where the ocean takes you?
>>6073514
Not unless they are in submarine
>>6073514
My offer to you is you have the chance to be useful for once instead of an annoying rock that's lifestyle is detrimental to everyone around you.
>>6073514
Sure! I will don't worry!
>>6073493
If at all. I'm keeping an eye on her, at least.
She was enthusiastic, energetic...pretty much the exact opposite of how either of you are now. Hell, she even had a sense of competition.
...Oh, yeah, and I'm 90% certain she liked girls, considering how hard she hit on someone she fought once, I guess.
>She smirks a bit
>>6073524
Nah, I can't handle anything stronger than sake. Besides, I'm planning on turning in here in a while and drunk just tends to mean "depressed" for me.
>>6073350
>I'm in the middle of a 12 hour shift, sorry m8
>>6073285
Prey? She's not my prey at all.
>>6073266
>sprays a bit of webbing in your face
>fucking bolts it with the was in tow
>>6073566
>He shrugs, remarking before taking another long draught of liquor
Suit yourself. Might as well say goodnight while I can still talk without gettin tongue tied. Drive safe Rika.
>>6073554
No the ocean sees where I take IT. I just live in a barn...occasionally wander out to find something entertaining to do.
>>6073560
Mm...How are you able to just stand down here?...Shouldn't you be like..crushed from the pressure?..
>>6073562
>Walks away with out draining the thread
>>6073563
O-ok. I'll miss you!
>Waves as you fly off.
>>6073495
...
Details are fuzzy, but all I can say is that she really did not have anything going for her in that department. Truthfully, I would need to look at her again to tell you my honest opinion on that topic. This is strange to talk about, and now I really hope she isn't listening.
>>6073514
>Ivan just stares at you, a blank look coming from him.
Oh, they cannot? I was not aware of this. Этo пpeдcтaвляeт пpoблeмy. How can I swim up, my friend?
>>6073524
I see, so it sounds to me like you are feeling... Cheated. Cheated that you were so close to winning, but it all was taken away from you. Cheated that you had many opportunities to win, but fate seemed to be conspiring against you.
>Ivan shrugs.
If it is any consolation, it is not like this bad luck streak will go on forever. Jinxes do not work if you have a piece of wood to knock on, so don't worry about that detail.
>>6073601
Get back here at once, peon! I will not ask again nicely! Please drain the thread or else!
>>6073599
>Pulls at the webbing with one hand while maintaining her grip on your leg with the other.
You're not going anywhere, or at least not without me!
>She yanks hard at your leg.
>>6073601
So you flooded this place?
>>6073600
I'm not leaving just yet, now.
>>6073599
That smirk on your face implies something else. You were planning on toying with the poor girl were you not? You sly girl~ there's no need for gagging her after all.
Bonsoir! How is everyone this night? Planning for the upcoming night of mischief?
>>6073566
Be careful if she caught an interest on you on another way then.
I see... I suppose that sense of competition increased even more when Marisa started hanging out with her as a Rival.
Even if I'm not like her currently and how she was before.. How I'm supposed to be the exact opposite of Enthusiastic and Energetic?
>>6073684
Just fine. I might make a mess with this spider I've got here though.
>>6073620
You right. It won't go on, cause we ain't gonna let it. Fate can only cheat you so bad. Get the lead high enough, Jesus Shuttlesworth himself ain't gonna have any say bout who wins.
>>6073634
So you wanna chill or not!? Goddamn.
>>6073684
Ash, you musta gotten your ass whooped at some point in your life, even if it was when you was a little kid, right?
>>6073684
There won't be any mischief while I'm here. If I have to keep everyone in line for their own safety, then so be it. That includes you as well.
>>6073684
Huh? What event is happening?
>>6073716
I'm not condoning her actions, but harm her and you're next. Let the lord handle his people my human friend.
>>6073684
I got an outfit picked out, but that's all. Probably gonna turn in soon unless that tengu could give me some information...but I think it's gone.
>>6073708
Oh, please. Meira's a looker, in a...sorta masculine sense.
>She clears her throat
Yeah, like that.... And oh, come on. You're not a very emotional person. Or an eager one, you know? You're a lot more, you know...laxer.
>>6073728
I don't even know right now, honestly. Mind's practically only barely functioning.
>>6073684
Mы хopoшo, Яceнь. I cannot say I have anything planned for Halloween as my costume is not too flashy nor scary, but me being here would be scary enough, дa?
>>6073728
Fate does not have a say in anything like this - you either push forward or fall back. Despite all the odds being against you, you must spit in their face and keep trying, дa? I am not the wisest person here by any means, but I am sure you can pull through if you try hard enough.
>>6073734
I won't hurt her if she lets the poor wasp go. If she insists on fighting me on it, I can't promise she'll come out unscathed, it's just that simple.
Ship two avas in this thread.
>>6073625
No.
>>6073630
Basically....Why? What do you do for fun?
>>6073716
Be a good person and get rid of it, would you? Last thing I need is for this place to be crawling with bugs.
>>6073728
Hmm...let me think. Nope!
Except for one time when I ditched Betty in the mall. hehe~ she was furious...
>>6073731
You've got a lot of courage walking around in public with a flabby body like that!
>>6073734
Halloween silly billy!
>>6073755
Information on what? Marisa?
>>6073763
Rusky!
>quickly gives a peck on the cheek!
You are practically a walking bear! A cuddly one at that!
>>6073783
Relationships are useless when you have food by your side.
>>6073791
So be it. Expect a bill in the mail. I'll be taking legal action.
>>6073783
No.
>>6073791
I fight, among other things. Your flooding has no doubt caused a lot of people trouble. Be more considerate in the future.
>>6073803
I'll only concern myself with it as far as protecting that nice wasp goes. if you have a problem with either of them, you can work it out with them, but if I'm asked to, I might get involved on either of their sides.
>>6073811
You don't even know my address.
>>6073783
Id prefer not, shipping is a very expensive form of transportation.
>>6073767
Of course and simple actions have very simple consequences.
>>6073803
Oh yes! That again! Yes I already have something, I think.
>>6073708
sauce?
>>6073803
>She nods stiffly
Exactly. Or maybe some other people. She's a reporter after all, if there's anyone who'd spot stuff like that, it's her.
>>6073803
A-Ah!
>He steps back, a flustered expression on his face.
Although that is how we greet people in Russia, I have been told that it isn't how people usually greet others here... Anyway. To most people, I am not like that - I scare them. Or, rather, at the very least intimidate them. I can always just show up with my pipe in hand, дa?
>>6073803
You've got a lot of courage walking around impersonating a stick.
All I'm asking is that you refrain from doing something that might risk getting someone injured. That's the easiest task anybody could be given.
>>6073841
Anything is possible for the Togami corp to find out. I'll know everything about you in a matter of minutes.
>>6073835
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>6073838
Pfft...Whatever...
>Drains the thread
>>6073861
There, happy? The water is gone.
>>6073755
That mean your brain needs to chill man. Kick back with me, put your legs up, and don't think about nothin.
>He pats the ground next to where he's sitting, propped up by a wall
>>6073763
God damn right Ivan.
>With this swig, he passes the quarter mark on the bottle
God damn right. We ain't ever gonna quit. Fuck knockin on the door, we gon break that shit down.
>>6073803
You competitive with everythin you do at least? Can't stand to lose?
>>6073783
Yo, yo, me and this chick right here >>6073841
>>6073869
autism
old stale pasta
>>6073630
>releases the wasp and scuttles into the nearest attic
>>6073842
If you want to fight, be polite about it and wait your turn. What is your interest in protecting this spider anyway?
>>6073870
Thank you.
>>6073895
>pets
Wolf chan!
>>6073870
Yes, I am. Was that really so hard of you to do?
>>6073894
I hope you've learned your lesson about being a bully.
>>6073876
>She shakes her head
I'll stand, not much for getting near people like that.
>>6073876
I am not usually one to give advice, but you must not ever let the odds decide your actions. If that was the case, then most of the broken relationships I have here would still be broken.
>He just looks on, a smile slowly reappearing on his face.
That is the attitude you must have in these sorts of situations, my friend. Alfred would be proud of you.
>>6073916
You've heard of me? Well I guess I can let this slide this time, but ask before touching me next time.
>>6073918
>you look back only to realize the wasp that was dropped was a decoy
>the real wasp is long gone with the spider to whereabouts unknown
>>6073895
Well, I am one myself
>>6073894
Farewell Miss Rachnera! Coffee some time?
>>6073940
...can I give you chin scratches?
>>6073755
I can get more emotional when I'm not working!
Besides, If I were "laxer" then I shouldn't keep going with my duties as Shrine Maiden, At most I'm pretty straightforward.
>Leaves a bag of potato chips on the floor.
>>6073950
Had to cut it short due to being busy but sure
>>6073838
I HATE bugs, and the two of the worst just so happen to infest this place! Listen I'd rather someone else handle it because, I swear to Gaia if I get stung I will engulf this entire place with fire!
>>6073842
Good! It's only a few days away so don't go spoiling the surprise! Not that you would have to put in much work given your face!
>>6073853
They are also nosy people. I'd watch what you'd say around her.
>>6073859
So? Who cares what these people think! We are partners right, and this is how many countries greet each other! Let them wallow in their own ignorance...Ah, yes the pipe...very 'scary' teehee~
>>6073861
No can do! I do what I please! And I'm not going to let some fat lard gargling, calorie thieving nerd order me around.
>>6073876
I take very few things seriously ,but I suppose I can be a bit tenacious and competitive...I take it this has something to do with your season?
>>6073976
>eats
>>6073976
What the hell. You're just going to leave that there? Pick up that can.
>>6073949
Played for a fool!? That's it, no more mercy for you, I'm going to find you and tear you limb from limb Spider!
>>6073961
Another time!
>>6073986
Your problem, not mine!
>Runs off to hunt the spider
>>6073949
Oh for mirror's sake!
>>6073985
Good because we'll have a lot to talk about~
>>6073986
....
Really?
post friends
>>6073921
At least sit somewhere, you're makin my knees ache even worse
>>6073930
I'll give him a reason for it at our home opener. That's a guarantee.
>He lets silence occupy the air for upwards of 10 seconds before speaking again
Come sit with me man.
>He reclines with his back against a wall, bottle clasped in one hand, the other gesturing to the ground beside him.
>>6073986
Yeah, yeah it does. I ain't sure you got a great grasp on this concept, so lemme ask you. How much do you think I hate to lose?
>>6074003
>Picks up that Yukine
>>6074008
WAIT! I want to praise you when you return!
>>6074023
Halloween parties are pretty fun
post avas
>>6074042
Your body is fun too
>>6074041
>Junko
Boo!
>>6074057
Not
>>6074030
Put me down!
I'm not some little kid!
>>6073986
>She smirks
I know how to watch my tongue around people like that. Besides, I'm more inclined to be the one getting information from her, after all. Not that she's coming back soon....
>>6073972
Nowhere near as extreme as her, trust me. Hell, the only time she ever WASN'T confident in herself was against my own creations.
Still...probably some stories for another time, if you want more thorough accounts. Looks like you win this little 'competition'.
>>6074030
Eh...the thing I was waiting for isn't gonna happen. I think I'll just head out now.
High time I got some rest, myself. Later, people.
>>6073976
>>6073996
>takes the bag from the girl and quickly eats all of it
>>6073986
>stops eating the bag of chips, looks up in disgust at the female man, and then goes back to eating
>>6074050
a-am I really your friend, anon?
>>6074023
Everyone.
>>6074042
You a sight for sore eyes.
>>6074062
>Smacks
>>6074077
>Hey spooder
>>6074080
You a kid and you little, tell me how you ain't a little kid?
>>6073986
Yes, we are partners, although not in that way. I am just cautious about doing a few things here just in case an uproar occurs - I have a good tale to tell about this topic, and it happened to your favourite American!
Although my pipe does not seem scary initially, if I say the right things at the right time, everything about me can seem quite frightening. I would give you proof if I could, but I cannot do it to you.
>>6074030
And he will watch on with wide eyes and a larger grin - larger than his heart, and it is just as large as I am.
>Ivan smiles, sitting next to Andrew with high spirits and a bottle of vodka in his right hand.
I have done a lot of things today, my friend.
>>6074062
BOO.
>>6074023
>Anyone I talk to a lot on here, really.
>>6074102
...
>>6074104
>pees herself
>>6074091
Did I ruin everything and push you away? Then no.
>>6074109
Don't go tryin to scare niggas like that if you don't wanna get hit.
>>6074023
Colt
>Leaves Monster Kid's clothing. There's no Monster Kid around though.
>>6074057
>Yosuke
Haha, no.
>>6074120
>Kk
>>6074117
>rubs head?
I'm just trying to be a good obake...
>>6074008
Tch! Real help you are...
>>6074010
Really! It looks like you ran through traffic! What are you anyways? Cause it sure isn't human?
>>6074030
Hmm a lot? I don't see the big deal, you have tons of money don't you?
>>6074083
You know there is this annoying girl who has the habit of stalking people around here, who knows what sort of information she has dug up on you.
>>6074085
Eww...have some table manners will you?
>>6074104
Of course you can't! I would more likely laugh! Either way, what's this tale you have on Alfred?
>>6074077
Get to work
>>6074120
Y-you know, th-that really hurts...
>>6074121
psst hey kid
wanna be friends?
>>6074085
>reaches in to grab a few chips and continues eating peacefully
>>6074047
>Yeah sure why not.
>>6074055
S-shush...
>>6074102
Giant boobs tend to be a cure for most eyes~!
>>6074141
Are you gonna behave around my parents?
>>6074154
>steals a few chips
>>6074023
>>6074136
Enjoy your tram ride faggot :^]
>>6074159
Another obake...
>>6074135
Why bother having manners when you're looking at me? You're quite disgusting to look at, but that won't stop me from eating.
>>6074154
Excuse me, but what do you think you're doing? I could break your hand if you try doing this again.
>>6074177
>>6074169
>continues taking more chips and eats in peace with the anon
>>6074160
But I'm being serious, Ms. Porn! I love seeing you here.
>>6074109
...
Not even five seconds in and I already made someone cry in fear. Honestly, I must get to work on that little detail of mine... And I did it to a GHOST!
>>6074126
Anonymous, did you steal his clothing? I am sure that's paedophilia.
>>6074135
Yes, so you must be sure to watch me do it to someone some time! I've got a lot of stories for things like that, but when the atmosphere is right... You would not see it coming.
The tale? Oh, boy, where do I begin... There was to crow-girl here once while Alfred was here, and his choice of words seemed to make everyone highly amused with him. Interested in listening?
>>6074133
Try somewhere else. Ain't in any kind a mood.
>>6074135
Ain't like that. It's earned, and you earn it with desire. That ain't some fuckin switch you jus flip off once you get paid. That's life long. I'd rather have my fingernails pulled out one by one than lose.
>>6074104
Yeah man? Don't cliffhanger me, keep on goin!
>>6074083
Drive safe
>>6074160
Let's see em now, don't be a tease, girl!
>>6074190
>>6074169
>takes the chips from her and her anonymous friend
The only person that's allowed to take food from me is Saber. I won't ask you again to knock it off.
>>6074190
>Thanks for the chips, rustles your hair and walks off.
>>6074173
It's Sunday you bitch.
>>6074206
>Gives a twinkie
heil hitler
>>6074206
>reaches in yet again to take another handful of chips
>gives some to the anon beside her >>6074208
>>6074023
These bunch of fagets plus Junko and Adachi cuz I always forget to edit this.
>>6074223
>takes the twinkie and eats it
>>6074228
Sieg Heil!
>>6074223
...
>he takes the twinkie and practically inhales it within seconds
Thank you.
>>6074177
You sure you weren't looking at a mirror just now? Or are you just visually impaired? It's like evolution played a cruel joke on you ahaha~
>>6074193
>Leans against a nearby wall
Go ahead mon amie, just try not to put me to sleep, ok?
>>6074205
That's sort of extreme...Hehe isn't there a bunch of games in a basketball season? Awww you are going to be in for a long year then...Even if your team is good!
>>6074237
>On someone's friend list.
This feels good.
>>6074193
>mumbles
>>6074205
Oh...
Where's Bikko?
I, just...
Don't know anymore.
>>6074264
Dead and gone
>>6074205
I wouldn't dream of it. I made a new friend here today - at least, I think she's a friend. If I were to give you a condensed version of what happened... Someone cooked for me, it was bad to the point of... It was bad, and we got into a little spat over it.
It tasted like edible disappointment, and me and another person may or may not have killed her over it and cooked her.
>>6074255
All I need to say is a sentence and you will instantly snap to attention, my friend.
His nickname for her was "Plump-rump".
>>6074262
>Ivan, in a blink of an eye, is suddenly incredibly close to her with a menacing grin on his face.
What was that, my friend? I did not hear you.
>>6074277
>empties the box in her mouth
>chews happily
>>6074232
>>6074243
>>6074277
>>6074290
>grabs her hand and lifts her up so she's face to face with him
What did I just tell you? Are you interested in getting hurt, or are you deaf. Do not touch my food. You don't have any right to do so.
>>6074255
Of course not. You don't look anywhere near as good as I do. The Togami genes are the best genes a human being could have, and it's obvious you don't have them.
Now be a good peon and bring me some food. These chips aren't quelling my hunger.
>>6074023
>>6074264
She's moved on.
>>6074030
I haven't made one.
>>6074219
That's not nice
>>6074302
Good aim
>>6074288
>pees herself
>again
>>6074293
>licks her fingers to get any crumbs left behind
I'm hungry.
I'm gonna call it a night here before I get too toasted. Thanks for the drink Ivan, you real.
>>6074325
So am I, but you're disturbing my dinner. Allow me to eat first and then you can have whatever leftovers there are.
>>6074325
>Provides with extra large bucket of Original Recipe before retiring for the evening
>Goodnight
>>6074339
She's in Shion's basement.
>I'll fall asleep for now, Good Night everyone.
>>6074343
There won't be any
>stares at the fatass with deep, soulless eyes
>>6074346
>takes the bucket and offers some to >>6074343
>>6074317
Again? All I asked was for you to repeat that, my friend! What is the matter?
>>6074327
You're welcome, Andrew. Have a good rest, my friend.
>>6074350
Cпoкoйнoй нoчи, Peймy.
>>6074366
Now this guy is a real hero.
>>6074288
What an odd name...One could only wonder what it means...Go on...
>>6074293
Ahaha~ You remind me of the fat kid in my school! He wasn't nearly as big as you, but he had the same punchable face!
>Reveals a chocolate bar
would you like this, fatty?
>>6074366
>runs away
>>6074192
Aw, really? Sorry for not showing up that often here then!
>>6074205
W-wiggins, not in here....
Is everyone well?
>>6074365
You're offering me food now? What are you trying to gain from this?
>>6074376
>lunges at the girly man and forcefully takes the chocolate bar
>>6074294
>Wigs I swear...
>>6074350
>Peace.
>>6074401
>He snatches the chocolate bar from the fat guy's hands and stuffs it in his face.
>>6074415
You...! Go get me another chocolate bar! Replace the one you savagely took away from me!
>>6074371
Who, me? Are you sure you have the right person for that, my friend?
>>6074376
NOW you are beginning to listen. I wonder why...
Anyway, the crow-girl upsetted Alfred - something about misusing a baguette, I believe. Of course, using crow language, she tried to apologise to him. Because her vocabulary consisted of "Pump-a-rum" and "Pickle-pee"s, Alfred asked, and I quote: "You gonna ask me if I want to pump-a-rum?"
Suffice to say, the whole place was highly amused by his antics that day.
>>6074384
...S-She ran away...? I did not think I was still so scary to others...
>>6074401
>Punches the fatso in the face with the force of a moving truck.
I wasn't done with that...pig.
>>6074415
Oh great...you owe me a chocolate bar!
>kicks legs back and forth waiting for a game
>>6074339
Maybe one day.
>>6074452
Who is in the thread right now that hosts with any regularity?
>>6074441
What a goof. What happened to the crow girl? Did she fly away?
>>6074102
I'm not a kid! And I'm not normal!
>>6074390
What do you mean by well? "Well". Ah, Ah, isn't that too vague to be a proper question? Depending on the person, they have different thoughts about what it means when they are well, no? So when you ask about if all of us are well, I'm not sure if you're asking if we are doing well based on our standards, or the way a bird would define "well". I can assure you that eating some worms would not make me feel "well", so I hope you had no intentions of forcing your thoughts on us, or at least on me, because that would be an infringement on my rights.
>>6074438
Me...It certainly was an admirable treat. I owe you one.
>>6074446
...I...I have a ravenous appetite, I thought this wouldn't surprise you to the slightest.
>Leaves a bowl of Halloween-themed candies on a table.
>>6074493
Ty
>>6074493
Who left this bowl of shit and salt here?
>>6074446
>the punches makes contact with his face, put something's in the way protecting it...?
You have enough guts to strike the heir to the Togami Corp!? You don't understand what you're doing obviously. If I wanted to gone, I could have you gone in an instant with my connections.
>>6074491
You owe me one right now. Give me something in return, peon. It's your duty to tend to royalty like me.
>>6074493
>takes the bowl of candy and hides it for later consumption
>>6074468
>
>>6074493
Yay, monster candy!
>Only takes one.
>>6074470
She stayed as she did not know what he was saying, and the both of them patched it up. One person unironcally said that they wanted the both of them to become a couple. I did not know whether to give him a pat on the back or a punch in the face.
...I wish I was there to actually see it happen.
>>6074493
...
There is no vodka. I am deeply disappointed in you.
>>6074493
Th-There's a razor in this popcorn ball...
>>6074483
>>6074493
Tempti---
>Vacuums the ever living shit out of the bowl.
>>6074519
Duly noted.
>He whips out a Hershey bar and tosses it towards you.
>>6074540
It adds to the flavour.
Eat it.
>>6074401
Do you want any?
>still holding out the bucket of chicken
>>6074491
Control yourself you glutton! You are paying me back you know...
>>6074519
If you can even catch me fatso, honestly I should punch you some more, It would probably the closest you ever get to another human.
>>6074529
Me too, seems like it would be quite the situation...ahaha~ I thought Alfred preferred eagles anyways?
>>6074540
W-Why so dark?
>>6074493
...Already empty?
>Seeing that the bowl is already empty, she places more candy on the bowl.
>>6074563
It's a dark world out there lad.
>>6074558
I don't think that's right...
>>6074563
What? No, no, I just found it like that. I didn't do anything.
>>6074552
>catches the Hersey bar
Thank you. Your donation is appreciated.
>>6074560
>he takes the bucket off chicken and gives the girl the candy bar in return
Eat this instead. You need to gain weight anyways. Your sickly figure is making me sick.
>>6074562
Your angst towards me is extremely telling. You must have something against the better body types if you're getting this mad for no reason.
>he starts eating the chicken he was given
I guess someone's a little jealous?
>>6074580
>takes the candy she just put into the bowl
>>6074562
It was quite the situation. At times, I am proud of how dense he can be - it provides amusement for when my day is not going so well. His national bird may be an eagle, but he did not see that coming at all.
>>6074587
It's right. People need their daily intake of iron.
Eat it. It's good for you.
>>6074562
....over a chocolate-bar.
>>6074580
>rummages through the bowl while violently stuffing candy in his face.
>>6074550
Excuse me? What did I do to deserve such words from a mere animal? I just asked a simple question from you! You know what usually happens after someone asks a question from you? You give them an answer or ignore it, but you choose to insult me like this? You know, I don't care if you ignore my words, because you have the right to do so, but at least if you take your time to converse with me, make sure you don't waste my time with pathetic insults. Let me mention that those insults were absolutely uncalled for. But no, you have to go out of your was instead of simply answering my question, a question that I only asked because your actions were slightly confusing. Why would you refuse to help out somoene who is clearly disturbed by your actions? You're so great and mighty that you can't waste your time on explaining something so simple? An animal? Next time if you have nothing worthwhile to say just ignore my words and go on with your day. It would be less embarassing for the both of us.
>>6074599
>You need to gain weight anyways
Is Togami a fat fetishist?
Alright, well, it's late, but let's do this!
Give me 24 of you!
>>6074639
A witch
>>6074639
Gilgamesh
>>6074639
Regulus Corneas
>>6074639
Bardock
>>6074639
Ket
>>6074599
>she looks at the candy jar then back up at you with the bucket of chicken
...I can't gain weight.
>>6074635
You're thinking of that loud, obnoxious singer with the cones on her head. There is no fetish that would ever be royal enough for my superb taste.
>>6074639
Togami Byakuya
Major
>>6074639
Monster Kid
>>6074639
Akatsuki
>>6074639
Storm Spirit
>>6074639
Ivan the Terrible
>>6074620
N-No, I, I'm going to stop talking to you now Anonymous. You're really scaring me.
>>6074639
Maria and Harusame
>>6074639
Clinton Removers Gowdy and Chaffetz
>>6074639
Sleepy Dante
>>6074639
Roromiya
>>6074639
SBaHJ
>>6074639
Decidueye
>>6074639
Madoka
>>6074639
Yuuta Gamon
>>6074639
Ririchiyo
>>6074639
James Harden
>>6074666
Eat it.
I payed, like, fifty cents for it. Don't waste it.
>>6074639
Snortlehog
>>6074654
Hm? That's preposterous. Anyone can gain weight, the only issue here is if you have the money to afford the finer foods in life that'll help you pack on the weight of kings.
>>6074639
Maki Nishikino
>>6074639
Nameless Being
>>6074639
Mutsu
>>6074639
Gilgamesh
>>6074639
Ash Crimson
>>6074599
Ahaha~ You have me all wrong! I'm actually joyful, I always wanted my very own talking punching bag.
And why are you fatties always so delusional?
>>6074610
You know Rusky, I'd pay to see you and Alfred in a room together just for one day, the hilarity would be well worth it.
>>6074626
You have no idea what kind of chocolate bar that was do you? It was one of the more expensive kind ever produced! Straight from the most prestigious and well kept coca fields. Besides, that was just plane rude
>>6074692
I... I'm in love with you, Maki-san.
>>6074639
Senshougahara
>>6074687
I think I found the backup rations.
>>6074639
Reigen Arataka
>>6074639
Lord Beerus
>>6074691
Weight gain is impossible for my kind.
>checks her coin purse only to find that it is empty
>>6074639
Ikta Solork
>he takes the empty candy bowl with his teeth, manages to flip it over onto his head and wears it as a helmet, running about with it
>>6074639
Wolf O'Donnell
>>6074698
You have pretty hair.
>>6074702
I could say the same about you anorexic people. Either way it doesn't bother me at all. You'll all perish one by one when winter hits. You won't have any meat on your bones to save you from the harsh winds. When that happens I'll make sure you have a cozy grave far, far away from any civilization.
>>6074712
It's only impossible if you say it's impossible.
If I can get to where I am today, then so can you. What matters is if you have the determination to get through the worst of it. If you do there will always be paradise waiting at the end for you. Do me a huge favor and never give up...ever.
>>6074702
The flavors were certainly prestigious indeed, the chocolate bar was rather too rich in texture but I don't mind at all. It's okay in my book. The snack is nothing to worship about.
>>6074631
It's simple. You decided to approach me with derisive rhetoric instead of a simple answer.
>>6074693
*Nameless Being That is Terrible at Cooking
Fixed that for you, my friend.
>>6074702
It would be hilarious, wouldn't it? Me and America, despite being at each other's throats all the time, seem to provide the most hilarious entertainment when we're next to each other. Hm...
...You and Amelia locked in a room for a day. I would give up vodka for a week to see that happen! I can just see it now...
>>6074717
...
I feel sorry for him. He's going to trip over in three, two, one...
Alrighty! Five minutes for swaps n'stuff!
Also, I'm tryin' out my hand at makin' wincards, so whoever wins, be on the lookout for that afterwards!
>>6074732
>shakes her head slowly
I physically can't.
>>6074746
>Surgically implants fat.
>>6074639
Hiita
>>6074743
Continue before we all die of boredom.
>>6074746
>he sits the bucket of chicken in front of you
I want you to prove it to me that you can't. Until then I'll remain skeptical.
>>6074752
>caring
wew
>>6074743
They WILL be gory in a minute, mark my words. Go ahead, my friend.
>>6074742
>trips over a full candy bowl he didn't see right at this very moment, sprawled out on his front in a pool of little miniature candies, face in the empty bowl that caused all this
>>6074761
>not caring about other peoples shit opinions
>on a korean comment section
>>6074609
>>6074626
...I didn't expected that bowl is going empty pretty fast. You guys have a bottomless pit as appetite.
>>6074717
>She sighs for a moment and walks near to the monster for taking out the bowl with a hand.
>>6074704
Fufu. Perhaps you're the special someone I was waiting during a long time, Like many of the books I've read before.
>>6074743
Sure, Let's go.
>>6074732
Trust me, I have ways of keeping warm. You however are going to have a very tough time running from predators much less anyone.
>>6074737
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Because now you owe me. And I am not someone you want to be in debt to.
>>6074742
Funny...
Why aren't you and him ever around at the same time anyways?
>>6074771
There is no limit to a kings appetite. I could have went for more if the bowl didn't have it's limits.
>>6074785
Running? I have no problem with that. I'm certain I could outrun you any day of the week.
No swaps, huh?
Well, let's do this!
>>6074785
Are you threatening me over a treat? You certainly are an angsty child.
>>6074705
>Scams you.
>>6074766
>Ivan wipes a tear from his eye, looking on in clear distress.
H-He was so young... I only saw him for about ten seconds, and here he is, lying on the ground for an undecided amount of time! Is he alive? O, Бoжe, oн мepтв...!
>>6074785
It is, for sure~
...Politcal reasons, and high tensions, too. Me and him are rivals, after all - I dislike the thought of being around him.
>>6074807
I-Is this how Ukraine feels when she doesn't pay her debts...?
>>6074639
Kaiko
>>6074807
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
Not getting swapped is always painful.
>>6074807
Thank you for giving me the last of your food. I'll pay you back handsomely some day.
>>6074771
Will there be more savory confections in the future? My appetite is rather...erratic.
>>6074807
Blaming my partner -- negligent bastard.
How can you drag her if you don't got arms?!
>inches his small frame into the empty bowl eventually taking a seat inside of it, recovering from the slightest headache. He ducks his head down to grab a wrapped candy from the pile with his mouth and proceeds to eat it, along with the paper wrapper
>>6074860
"With my teeth gripping her by the collar, of course!"
>>6074801
...
You need professional help.
>>6074810
Not really over the treat itself, more the fact that you are a disrespectful whelp who deserves a beating.
>>6074814
What a shame...
>hops on your shoulder
I rather enjoy both of you! Just imagine if both of you could be here and the adventures we would have together!
>>6074860
Eh, I am sure Raditz is fine.
>>6074873
Told you that you'd be fine little buddy. Good to see you
>>6074860
Haha. Very funny.
>>6074874
This, of course, is coming from someone that doesn't have a clue about what gender they are.
>>6074862
>not knowing what else to do, the anon throws hard metal currency at the small child out of pity
>>6074760
>shrugs before eating the whole bucket of chicken at record speeds
I still feel the same, and hungry.
>>6074756
>the fat simply dissolves away
H-Hey! That's naughty, stop that!
>>6074874
>Ivan just stands there, hand on his chin in thought.
...Thinking it over, I cannot say that it would be a good thing, no matter how amusing the adventures would be. I... It is a thought I would not want to think about.
>>6074801
There has to be a reason of why the bowl has its physical limits.
...One of them probably because their contents should be shared instead of being eaten by a sole person.
>>6074837
I can see why... Calm down, I'm sure it will be more of them not only for today, I'm sure it will be even more considering the day is going to be tomorrow.
>>6074860
I can't lose myself yet! ...but this is starting to get a bit tiresome.
>>6074906
Take them all if you please, I'm going to sit and wait during a minute.
>>6074904
Interesting.
>>6074883
"Thanks, anon! Got some good sleep and getting over some cold symptoms rather quickly. Probably why I'm so clumsy currently, but I'll be in tip top shape tomorrow for sure!"
>>6074903
>he blinks at this, nudging the metal currency around with his foot and his eyes go wide in awe, his mind overly active trying to figure out how to take this home with him
>>6074888
Oh, I assure you I am a boy. I just like to be effeminate...You however are completely delusional.
>>6074908
>Pats your head
What's the matter? We could do so much with the three of us! We already make one heck of a tag team!
OH MY-
>Asgore covers his mouth in shock.
>>6074904
That leaves only one possible explanation for this. You're not human, are you?
>>6074916
If that were the answer then you would have given everyone a piece instead of leaving a bowl out for anyone to take. It seems like you wanted only one person to enjoy it, and that person was me.
>>6074942
How so? I know what I am. I know I'm bigger than you, yet you seem to be confused as to who you are. No man, or anyone that would ever call themself a man, would look the way you do.
>>6074874
...
...
Your threats are emptier then my empty stomach, just between you and me whenever I use the power of the blitsmotor I get really... hungry. I wasn't as attendant as usual, but... I bid you adieu.
>He bows and veers off into the distance.
>>6074947
>I love this theme park! I've yet to go on a ride today, though, so, uhm! You dudes wanna go as a group? We could be like a cool crew and everyone will wish they could hang with us, ha ha--"
>Monster Kid bits rain everywhere!
>>6074970
>(Screwed that up. Apologies. I hope it was understandable. I'm a doof.)
Again? How?! Why?! I don't...
>He begins to cry at all the gory, explosive death.
>>6074932
>pulls out a bag of chips
>slowly begins eating again
>>6074950
>is too busy paying attention to the newly opened bag of chips she was snacking on
Can't say. Not allowed to anyway.
>>6074988
There's not a bin in sight, what do you expect me to do?
>>6074942
>He sighs.
But expecting us to get along is just a pipe dream, Ash. Perhaps... My friend, I will consider bringing him here along with me sometime. I must go to bed for now, but it seems like an interesting concept - one that may be beneficial to the both of us. Farewell, Ash! I hope you have a good whenever!
>>6074988
...They are the Gorey Games for a reason, Лaтвия. Thank you for hosting, and congratulations to whoever wins!
Cпoкoйнoй нoчи вceм! Have a good day!
>>6074995
>Implants a piece of meat under the skin.
>>6074990
Golly, someone suuuure sounds desperate.
>>6075009
shut the fuck up
love me
>>6074963
Hmph! Idiot...
>>6074959
There is a first time for everything! I am Ash Crimson and I am a boy! See? It's that simple. You must be very sheltered.
don't waste anymore of my time with this boring conversation.
>>6075003
Au Revoir Rusky~!
>He sniffles.
F-Feast time...
>>6074990
I-I like everyone here, anon, but I only love Tori!
>>6075003
Thanks, you too!
>>6075007
>the meat suffers the same fate as theft did before, simply dissolving for no reason
Hm?
>>6075021
I just wanted some food..
>>6074990
"That makes me feel pretty cool, anon!"
>>6074995
So this confirms it. It doesn't matter what you are so long as you're not human. I give you my sincerest condolences on your inability to gain weight. You're missing out.
>>6075018
You say that, yet you carry yourself like an obnoxious woman. If that's all you're going to do then I'll be happy to drop this conversation. I have no need to waste my time with someone this delusional.
>>6075021
You giant pig nose is already covering your vision; it's not like losing your eyes would do anything. If anything, I just removed a distraction for you.
>>6075014
Why would you, being the worthless piece of trash you are, deserve anybody's love?
Oh, hey, no one died...that's cool and stuff.
>>6075036
because everyone i loved exploded, i need new loved ones
>>6075028
Very interesting. Thank you for allowing me to perform these tests.
>Hugs.
>>6075030
What is it like?
>notices her bag of chips is empty and helplessly shakes it
>>6075034
>taps the back of your head to get your attention
Still nothin'...yay?
>>6075052
Watanuki?
>pets the anon whom she thinks is her friend
>>6075042
Ahh, I see. Well, if LOVE is what you want, then I'll gladly share some with ya!
>He spawns, seemingly out of thin air, an arch of rotating, oval-shaped white pellets.
You see these floating thingies? These are called 'friendliness pellets"! Now, since I'm a flower, I can't share LOVE in the same way as other creatures. In order for me to LOVE you, you need to catch these! Think you're up for the challenge?
>>6075066
Ow. What do you want, Roromiya? That hurt.
Oh, well, okay.
>>6075075
I don't know what you just said, but these findings may prove useful, so I'm really grateful.
>>6075086
yay!
>jumps into them
>dies hopefully
Congrats! Stay tuned for your wincard after the stats!
>>6075042
>he managed to scoop up some of the miniature Halloween candies he spilled earlier into an empty bowl, and carried the bowl over to the anon, gripping the rim of the bowl with his teeth, this preventing speech from his small self
"Mh?"
>>6075098
i wanna die too m8
feeling too tired to be edgy as fuckboy the flower
sorry for cutting it off
>>6075109
"Congrats, yo!"
"Thanks for hosting, fellow kidmonster!"
And here's the rest of you all!
>>6075116
i'm dead tricky
dead people can't rp anyways
>>6075120
Congrats.
>>6075116
>kissu.
>>6075088
Sorry 'Chino-chan.
>shows you her empty coin purse
I'm out of money and I'm hungry.
>>6075075
You are not Watanuki?
>>6075109
Congratulations. Thank you for hosting.
>>6075145
>>6075092
>second reply meant for you
>>6075145
I'm not.
Alrighty, I dunno if you're here or not, but if you are, here ya go!
>>6075119
>>6075145
No problem!
>>6075109
Congratulations, Madoka
>>6075120
Thanks for hosting
>>6075145
>she lets out a small sigh
Well don't look at me, I don't carry food around in my pockets like you. Just hold on until we return to the mansion; you can atleast do that, can't you?
>>6075109
Thank you very much for the game, I'm happy that I won.
>>6075181
Post W I D E Madoka
>>6075170
>rollercoaster tycoon
>tfw nostalgia
Thanks again, I like it.
>>6075171
ayy lmao
>>6075171
>>6075181
Again, no problem! I love'ta host!
>>6075191
Glad you like it!
>I swear to God I am never happy with the font color and border, both in the Wincard and in my HG Userstyle. Oy.