>>6070622 HG bread >>6070643 Does "Baah"

I want to violently rape Muffet

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>>6070745
Can.... Can I have my thing back?

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>>6070745
I can speak human, y'know.

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Last one before i take my leave.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling

good night

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>>6070678
Is it a cool title, Rin-tan?! Does it make your heart flutter so to realize the magnitude of my romanticness? I might have absolutely no idea about your actual goals and desires, which are most likely money, success, fame, and power anyways, but I do understand the most fundamental necessity of the modern maiden. A Knight in Shining Armor (Corrected to Protagonist In Expensive School Uniform for the current times) to sweep her off her feet and carry her to a happy ending in the 24th episode of her anime series!

Admit it, I have you cornered. You're like an open book and I see... I see the eggs are green and so is the ham.

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>>6070647(Hikage)
*getting her attention, it almost seems like her hat stands up as well*
You made this for me?
*she takes the meal out of her hands, studying it all the while*
Why would you do this?
>>6070718(Rika)
Like you? I would rather not say. It is something you would not like and something I would not enjoy doing.
>>6070736(Schro)
Negative. My neutral mood has finally made a turn to the depressive route.

>>6070776
i read these on reddit 7 years ago

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>>6070745

>>6070774
Of course you can, it's just a joke.

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>>6070776
What ceiling?

XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvs8a_hOQo

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>>6070719
>Matenshi just looks hopelessly confused, still smiling awkwardly.
She's just a demon, in the end. Nothing special, by our standards.
And WHY? It's not like it's innate, they had to learn to control it, after all.
>>6070736
Why do you care?
>>6070787
Eeeh, not quite, but it's similar, sure.
>All the expression kind of just melts from her face.
You don't mean...

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>>6070792
...Feh.

Anyways, life is about flowers 'n pie 'n all the tea you can drink!

>>6070774
>"human"
You only speak english, goat kid
When the US will kidnap you and your friends and send you to the Area 51?
>because there are the freaks, the mutants and the aliens

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>>6070792

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>>6070787
It's your favorite isn't is? I wanted to see if I could make you smile with something like this...

>>6070845
isn't it*

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>>6070746
We've already said no, you fool.

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>>6070787
What happened? Did you lose?

Hey can I have your hat?

>>6070808
Because im bored!

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>>6070839
>Asgore stares at him and then blinks a few times.
...Huh?

>>6070844
Oh, come on!

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>>6070792
Rin-tan, nooooooo! Murder is wrong! Do not soil your pure hands with the blood of others!

>>6070844
Ha... HAHA!

Still beating!

>Collapses

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>>6070845
Now we await for her to strike...

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>>6070792
FINLAN-

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>>6070844

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>>6070808
Still a Tyrant though. That means she plenty powerful. It doesn't matter. Once you gain any sort of supernatural ability, you ain't human. End of story.

Then again... I may need to re-read the details of the Meta race. Could be missing something.

>Letting out a heavy sigh, he looks at the girl with wings, and give her a smile to hopefully make her feel less awkward in this talk.

("Explaining crap is way too difficult... I really need that guy in the wheelchair's help...")

Tamaki x Rin when?

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>>6070868
Do you see this place, kid?
Its called "Area 51", a secret US military base
Here its where you specie belongs for the mankind good

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>>6070808
Correct. We both made the same promise to each other. At least one of us does not have to do it.
>>6070845
It is. However, I was expecting you to just buy one for me. Not make it yourself.
*she takes a bite from the sandwich, not looking any worse for wear*
>>6070860
No to both of those. I have come to realize that I will not be able to host a match for some time.

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>>6070860
Haven't you got better people to annoy?
>>6070928
Oh, I could slap her silly, she'd middle-class at best.
...And you should watch what you're implying, there.
>Matenshi suddenly seems nervous, glancing between the two of them.

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>>6070901

>>6070900
>Glad someone else understood why this event happening to you was perfect.

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>>6070941
I'd, uh, like'ta not go there 'cause the Underground is bad enough n'stuff. So, yeah.

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>>6070961
I wanted to try making one... Do you like it...?

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>>6070961
>She grimaces
And I thought she would be the type to cling on no matter what.

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>>6070935
When everything is said and done,
My heart only belong to one.
She yells at me for ruined tea,
But I never seem to fail to find,
Such fun in teasing her drills from time to time.

YUNO

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>>6070964

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>>6070961
Did you get bored?

>>6070962
Nope!

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>>6070962
Just because she's a Tyrant... doesn't mean that all Tyrants are powerful, they are just expected to be powerful.

>He takes a short glance at the woman with the wings, and then back at the girl.

The heck am I implying?

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>>6070784
>Rin stays in her position, head resting on her hand, resisting the urge to burst into a laugh
The title is amazing! It's great and I liked how you described my goals so clearly. It's like I really am an open book... but the thing about an open book is that if it's closed, it's really, really hard to open it again.
>Rin closes a book that was on the coffee table next to her seat
You see? My goals are different, it isn't just power or fame or money or success. It's carrying on my heritage and making sure my family name stays as great!
That's my real goal and therefor all that matters is the success and for that I don't really need to be read, watched and stared at into a closed book at the end of whatever kind of series you're on about.
Don't call me Rin-tan either... I'm not a pet...

>>6070964
>Rin finds herself some gems and a tome to go with it
This'll suffice in creating some more magic as the days go on.
There aren't a lot left in this war if my eyes don't deceive me so I'll have to gather what's left and use it to my full advantage!

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>>6071052

>>6070982
Don' t worry kid!
In the Area 51 you will be safe and comfortable
You will have a comfy cell- I mean, a comfy room!! J-just like a prince (or a king) deserves it, hehe.
You will have a nice food and some good tortu- Ejem, sports to play with Tori and you other friends!
We have a pool, a flight school and execution rooms- I MEAN, spa rooms!! hehe
Area 51, the best place for the mankind enemie- FRIENDS!!!

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>>6071122
Fucking shit!! that was brutal

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>>6071122
lmao, she got DUNKED ON

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>>6071122
W-Wait! Y-You can't just drop in and treat me like thi-
>Rin inevitably ends up dying at the hands of her agressors

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>>6071122

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>>6071071
>"Um, well, that is-"
>The demon's cut off with a brief gesture, and she takes a rather large step back
There's a seriously fine line between humans and the like. Being compared to HER isn't something most people would take kindly to, present company included. Got it? Your stuff is either seriously uneducated or just completely incompatible to how we operate.
>>6071055
How about this doofus in green?

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>>6071158
You work in Area 51 right?

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>>6071003
*after swallowing what she had in her mouth, she turns her attention towards the cook*
There are two views towards this. Objectively, it was below inadequacy. It being burnt overpowering everything else. If it was not for my teeth, I would imagine it would be inedible otherwise. However, I can say I am fond of it in a way. You made this just for me so you could see my smile. An odd purpose but a welcome one. The fact that you did this shows how much you care for me. Thank you for making this for me.
>>6071004
It was unsettling when I heard it as well. The event in question happened a few months ago. With all that has happened to her since then, I would think that she does not feel that way anymore.
>>6071055
It is a problem with my tools. Not my demeanor. If I could, I would do it right now. But I am unable to.

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>>6071206
This is now twice that I've thrown up.

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>>6071122
Ha!
>He takes out a portable Rail Gun from his jacket pockets. Each shot being fired from the Rail Gun, where Light Shells, capable of piercing though anything it makes contact with.
>>6071206
Man... I can't really appreciate these sights. What with the killing and all that.

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>>6071086
I totally understand the pressure of finding the suitable partner for carrying your prestigious family name. I come from a high class family myself and thank the gods for our meeting, I thought I would be with nobody but commoners for the rest of my time here. If that is your main concern, your legacy, there are a few things you are probably concerned about

You must leave enough of your assets for your future generations, you must be feared and respected far and wide, you must be victorious and widely known to the entire world futher cementing your name in the annals of history!

In short, money, success, fame and... Uh...

Whelp, I guess there's no way around it. Don't you agree?

And I don't read much anyways. I prefer to write my own stories through personal experience!

I'll stop calling you "Rin-tan" only in you promise to...

>Bites lip

>>6071206

>>6071248
It's also twice that you've had radiation poisoning and fought it to carry on. Will you die just like last time?

>>6071273
>*Only if*

>>6071241
>takes a pillow and push it hards on you face, until you breath goes away, among with you life
Shhh, commie, dont ruin my chance to kill some mankind foes

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>>6071292
Oops, forgot the image. Also, it seems she'll make it.

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>>6071223
Nein! You seem more fun!
>pounce

>>6071247
Uh oh! Looks like you need a repairman!

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>>6071314

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>>6071158
>He crosses his arms.
You're not convincin' me, human.

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Hello, I am spook.

Boo.

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>>6071327
A member of the Big 7 got 7 kills.

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>>6071292
>>6071314
It will not surprise me if I win the silver again.

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>>6071327

"Congrats, dude!"

"Thanks for hosting."

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>>6071321
>She flies straight out the way
DON'T DO THAT.
>>6071247
You seriously actually considered it!?
>>6071348
Huh. Nicely-done, I guess. Congrats, and thanks for the show.

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>>6071327
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.

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Who wants to ship with me? I got an eye on Asuka, but my other is on all these fine ass bitches.

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>>6071327
Congratulations to Nagato, and thank you for hosting, my friend!
>>6071341
I am spooked. This worries me a lot.

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ay, yo, Wiggins, if you're here, i need Team 3D for the TBX Finals

>>6071102

thanks!

>>6071348
Thanks for hosting mate.

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>>6071341
>>6071327
Nevermind. You have my thanks for hosting, fitting that I scored 7 kills.

>>6071370
Asuka dislikes memelords

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>>6071327
Congratulations, Nagato
>>6071348
Thanks for hosting

>>6071385
It's The Cunt, not mate.

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>>6071046
What's shakin, bacon?

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>>6071370
Lazy eye is so unbecoming

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>>6071393
I'll meme my dick into that vagina, one way or another.

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>>6071327
Congratulations Nagato, thanks for hosting.

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>>6071393
this

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>>6071377
>hugs
It will be fine. I won't let ghosts hurt you
>>6071384
Hello Tem

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>>6071223
Yo, don't be calling me a doofus, just because you don't get the crap coming out of my words.

Look, I ain't saying that are ways of Demon terminology works or even is compatible. But, if I can successfully use my knowledge to identify that demon over there.

>He points to the girl with the wings.

That means it works. So don't get your shorts in a twist, juat because I was able to apply this to the situation at hand. But knowing you for the... willing to say about an hour maybe.

You'll most likely disregard everything I said to you...
>>6071327
Thanks for everything, and all that.

>>6071418
I'll give you a black eye if you don't shut your bitch ass up.

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>>6071389
See, what'd I tell you? Congrats. I'll be looking forward to when we face each other.

>>6071337
>my partners put a bag in you face and ties you with some ropes and I kick you inside the van
Mr President, we got the target, moving it to the Area 51 for asking him the localization of the Mt. Ebbot

>>6071370
She's already got the hots for someone else.

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>>6071377
>>6071363
>>6071362
>>6071360
>>6071397
>>6071422
I am not worthy of this victory, than you for your kind words nonetheless.

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>>6071429
'sup.

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>>6071445

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>>6071362
Why? Do you not like to play?

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>>6071449
Thank you as well Ashigara. It wasjust luck and nothing else.

>>6071433
I am about to end my life. I see those errors, and it piss me off.

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>>6071321
I also need to be talking with someone more serious but neither of these options are present right now.
>>6071362
Only after her repeated statements did I fully consider it. She stated it is what a friend would do for another. Stop them from becoming completely useless. I apologize if this disturbs you.

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>>6071297
I found nekos in your base. What do you respond with?

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>>6071445
Go back to being silent and unnoticed

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>>6071429
>Ivan just looks mildly uncomfortable, looking at the spooky ghost with apprehension.
I do not think it will harm me, but I am spooked because it said it was spooky. Can I beat up ghosts with my pipe, or is that looked down upon...?
>>6071465
Everyone deserves a victory, my friend. You're welcome regardless.

>>6071496
H-how, I thought you're dead!!

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>>6071465
>>6071493
Don't be so modest, you earned it. Now enjoy it.

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>>6071433
I'm more inclined to try and disintegrate you right now, actually.
And have you ever read the "mythology" behind any of this? Or do you just blindly go along with what your little machine says?
>>6071477
I don't like being touched. And no, I don't like playing, either.
>>6071495
That's too much! Too damn much! I've definitely got some words with them, now...urgh. Even now it's got me worried sick.

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>>6071370
How about Adachi x real ammunition with an evoker the next time he tries to summon Magatsu Izanagi?

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>>6071451
>The van doors swing open a few seconds later and Asgore emerges, trident in hand.
That wasn't a really fun game, human. Please don't do that again.

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Goodnight everyone!

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>>6071514
I know the Mythology of Demons. To prove it, shoot one at me. And don't try to kill me... you'll be surprised what i'll do to you.

>>6071466
Have anything I can buy?
>>6071511
I have my ways.
("Now I wonder if Joseph's trick works with me...")
You will say, "Area 51 is impenetrable. How did you get passed the defenses?"

>>6071571

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>>6071571
Night.

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>>6071514
I did not intend for this to happen. As I stated before, she has no reason to believe this anymore.
>>6071571
Already? You did not stay for long. Bye?

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>>6071581
>pic
>>6071506
I think the pipe will swipe by...

>>6071247

Why the fuck are you using the stars and not the green text to rp.

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>>6071554
>Shoots him with a Desert Eagle in the arm and he loose the trident
Who said this is a game, monstet scum?
Now SIT DOWN AND STAY THERE UNTIL WE REACH THE AREA 51, OK!!!

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>>6071614
[spoiler]That's apparently how to do it in Discord[/spoiler]

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>>6071614
Memestars are the newest trend you newfag

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>>6071614
>I'm a weird person. Sorry, didn't mean to upset you in any way. Even weirder when I only do it with two of my characters.

>>6071610
I would ask you the same, because a CIA agent destroyed you nation as president (Gorbachov)

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>>6071503
Go fuck a horse, you loose goose.
>>6071519
I don't use an evoker, dumbass.
How about I shove a gun with real ammunition up your ass and threaten to pull the trigger?

>>6071662
CUTE. DOLLS.

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>>6071571
Пpoщaльный пpивeт.
>>6071610
Этo бyдeт? What a shame! I was looking for something to do around here, but I see that it is not the case! Will this pipe of mine ever see any use around here...?

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>>6071662
Cute

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>>6071630
>grabs anon and pins him down
ENOUGH OF THIS
>>6071666
I knew he wanted to destory USSR
>>6071685
In combat. Maybe I could spar you while you use that

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Bloody fucking yids

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>>6071273
>Rin still stays in her position, only making a slight difference by closing her eyes and frowning
The money part and the fame isn't all that important, those are things that were already present via inheritance.
As for the success part, that's where you're right so I guess in a certain way you're kind of right with there being no way around it.
All the spoils go to the victor is what a certain old piece of literature would state.
I'm almost afraid to ask, but wh-what is the promise you want me to upkeep or do...?

>>6071714

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>>6071571
Night kid.

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>>6071670
Suckstart a twelve gauge

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>>6071724
>
I want you... to call me "Papa".

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>>6071670
I know you don't use one, but it would be funny watching you do it with real ammunition.
>Fixes her cheongsam
Just shot me on sight, I know you want to do it.

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>happy wasp nest building noises

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>>6071709
In combat, yes, but it does not have the same feeling than when I wish to use it, дa? I cannot explain it, but fighting someone that I really wish to fight is more rewarding than someone that wants to spar with me out of pity.
It would be fun.

>>6071709
>Puts a bomb inside of the van and explodes it
FUCK IT, WE CAN KIDNAPP TORIEL

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>>6071571
Urgh. Later.
>>6071580
There's nothing you can do to me.
"Myths" clearly differentiate demons from other species. And what the hell do you mean "shoot one at you"? Do you expect me to just THROW Matenshi at you?
>>6071597
Hey, we're family now, it's my duty to worry about stupid crap she does, even if it was in the past.

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>>6071771

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>>6071777
Is that a hornet? I think I hear a hornet..

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>>6071752
Beat off a chainsaw.
>>6071771
I want to shoot you alright, but not with bullets.
>Winks at her
If you catch my drift.

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>>6071247
>Sorry for the delay. I was called away for a moment
Is that so...?
>Hikage nods looking bashful.. at least as much as she can.
I'll try to make you an even better one then...

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>>6071816
Facefuck a blender

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>>6071802
ACTUALLY IM A WASP

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>>6071771
>Shoots you.

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>>6071788
If you don't get raped by her next door.
>>6071787
Then I hope a game gets you a good fight. Hope it's not me though

>>6071849
>Bondage noises

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>>6071869
NO

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>>6071849
Oh. Well, that's still bad isn't it? You're still going to sting someone here right?

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>>6071777
>scary Russian noises
>>6071867
The thing is, in a fight, it does not have the same feeling, дa? Once again, I cannot explain it, but it feels less like fun and more like a chore. I do not wish to fight you, either.
...For now, I can just settle with having spats with others. I had a fun argument earlier today.

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>>6071902
I DONT STING PEOPLE
IM GOOD

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>>6071777
. . .
>Lights a torch and places it near to the growing nest

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>>6071708
>>6071674
Hm? I suppose my sister is cute.
>>6071714
I doubt that term applies to anyone here.
>>6071777
*the woman shudders as she hears the noises*
>>6071795
It is within my opinion that you are worrying about nothing. She was well the last time we spoke. She must have been fine the last time you did as well.
>>6071825
*looking down, her face changes slightly*
I hope you can. Maybe you will see me smile for real one day.

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>>6071777
....I was wondering where the next humanoid thing will show up.
>>6071795
>The boy merely face palms when the girl didn't understand.

You're not very good with conversation... What I mean by shoot one at me, is literally tell me what Demon mythology you want me to cover... and yeah, myths do that, but they still belong in the same family. So, the system is still right.

And by not being able to do anything to you... don't be full of yourself now. Don't want someone pathetic to humiliate you. Wouldn't that be shock to your head.

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>>6071777
>starts smashing nest without care with club
>>6071929
Oh boy... What was argument about?

Make predictions about how HG will be in one year.

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>>6071929
CUT THAT OUT

>>6071944
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>wasp stomps the flames away
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6071979
IS SOMETHING WRONG???

>>6071984
WHAT??

>>6071994
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>6071979
I'm looking forward to it!
>gives chin scratchies.

>>6072012
>Sprays with a can of raid
Begone foul beast

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>>6072011
I'll have 5 Codes and will be working on my 6th.

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>>6071847
Good one, Ta-class! What's next, are you going to make me eat at the Lucky 88 or whatever it was? Just do me a favor and headbutt a nail, make sure you do it nice and hard too.

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>>6071979
I know, but you don't always worry reasonably.
>>6071984
Ugh. I'm tired, alright? And I'm not full of myself, I'm just confident and aware.
Amanojaku, since seemingly everything amounts to being "demons" as far as you're concerned.

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>>6071763
>Rin buries her face in her hands
I-I don't know what I expected...
>A long sigh follows as Rin clears her mind
I'm never, ever going to call you "Papa", let me get that clear. I'll make it even though and I'll call you Tamaki-kun as I now make my departure.
Time's running out and I got some different things I should do... which are related to family, just not the way you'd want it to be.
>Rin leaves her seat and slowly walks away through the exit of the building
Bye bye!

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>>6071979
You are cute.

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>>6071994
There was this woman that cooked for me and another man - around here, I believe he is considered a god. It was so bad that we threw away the food and made HER the meal instead. I said that it tasted like edible disappointment, then she called me a disappointment, and then we had a little spat. It was fun!
>>6072012
>even MORE scary Russian noises

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>>6072048
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>6072067
Your irrelevant and tired oldfag memes have no effect on the likes of me.

Drink bees

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>>6071934
Oh, cool. Sorry for the accusation then. We've had some giant ones back home that we're trying to get rid of.

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>>6072012
*she looks to the voice in question, sighing in relief when she see it*
It is just you. I was expecting an actual wasp.
>>6072030
Ah. You are really spoiling me, Hikage. I do not deserve something like this.
>>6072068
Maybe you do not not. It would be a waste to keep worrying about such things.
>>6072086
Is that so? I am always curious to know why whenever someone states this.

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>>6072094
COME ON I SAID STOP

>>6072140
I HATE HORNETS
I KILL THEM
BEES TOO
AND PRETTY MUCH ANY OTHER BUG

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>>6072012
>The Shrine Maiden inmediately covers her ears due at the scream and drops her Rod for an instant.
That thing... can talk?! Whatever! This can't get worse than it already is.

>Grabs her Purification Rod quickly

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>>6072083
>Gets on the floor sand throws a tantrum

Nani?! Nani?! Why won't you call me "Papa"?! Since I care about you so isn't it rude not the acknowledge me as some kind of surrogate father figure that I rightuflly should be?! I should be adressed properly! As such!

>Looks around
>Realizes you've left

>>6072063
And you'll have hosted one game in that entire time

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>>6072012
>a red spirit emits from the commie
>>6072094
Who was other man
Don't make me have Korobeniki be unleashed on you

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>>6072158
IM A WASP

>>6072163
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????

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>>6071859
>Slaping the bullet.
>Fucking magic how do it works?
You're supposed to give your life for me, not the other way around.

>>6071801
This would make Jungo crumble on his feet.

>>6071816
Your drift was out of control and crashed on the wall of "never happening".

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>>6072083
>>6072171
Ahem...

Tamaki-kun will do...

Farewell, my fair maiden.

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>>6072163
>Takes a picture of the shrine maiden in her natural habitat.

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>>6072158
It's mostly just concerned that she would do something like that in the first place.

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>>6072162
>He stops the noises, instead beginning to shout Russian at her.
TЫ MHE HE HPABИШЬCЯ!
>>6072177
Please, if anything, I want you to unleash that on HER. I will be happy to show her how to cook - that is, if she can be respectful for about a minute, if she can even accomplish that in the first place.
...Eggman-kun, I believe. I disliked it, but I do not know how he felt about it.

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>>6072162
Maybe if we had you around, we wouldn't have these hornets. So, you don't seem like a normal wasp, do you have a name?

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>>6072012
Ah shit!
>Covers eyes in a hurry.
>>6072068
>tfw you gave me a boss demon that happens really early in the game.

Pfft... that's easy. I killed one of those things before... tch, bastard.

>He opens his COMP, and began to type on his keypad once again.

>"AMANOJAKU OR AMA NO SAKUGAMI, IS AN EVIL DEMON THAT CAN READ PEOPLE'S MINDS. IT IS ALSO SAID TO EAT HUMANS FROM THE INSIDE, THEN BECOMING THEM BY WEARING THEIR SKIN."

>"DEMON RACE: JAKI"

>"ALIGNMENT: DARK-LAW"

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>>6072173
Two.

>>6072259
Make it three, dammit.

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>>6072188
. . .
>She glares menacingly to the Insect while holding the rod.

>>6072206
Hey! Don't dare to take pictures while I'm working!

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>>6072188
Partly. The fact that you are mostly human makes it easier to talk to you.
>>6072214
It was quite an emotional time for both of us which is why we never really talked about it with someone else. Ask her yourself whenever she gets here.

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>>6072241
Who do you want me to use my power on and who was the girl?

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>>6072241
I DONT SPEAK THAT

>>6072248
WELL PEOPLE JUST CALL ME WASP OR SOMETHING
BUT MY NAME IS KIRA I THINK
OR KIIRA
OR KEIRA
OR KIRRA
EHHHH

>>6072254
WHATS WRONG???

>>6072304
WHY DID YOU PUT FIRE NEAR MY NEW NEST???
YOU COULD HAVE BURNED IT DOWN

>>6072321
I DONT FOLLOW

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>>6072292
But that's haaaaaaaaard...

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>>6072254
>Whoops.
>She scoffs
Oh, yeah, using your computer there is totally YOU knowing your stuff. They're a subspecies of oni that typically draw out the darker thoughts lurking in someone's mind, and typically operate in the reverse of everyone's interests. I know one, we actually get along decent.
>>6072304
>>6072206
>>6072188
Yet another documented instance of unprovoked aggression on the shrine maiden's part in the making.
>>6072321
Yeah, I'll be sure to.
...Doesn't she normally pop up around this time?

>>6072341
Do iiiiiit.

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>>6072304
But Reimu, I'm just doing my work too! What do you think aboouut..."Deady Shrine Maiden Exterminates Innocent Bugs" for a headline?

>>6072365
On the one hand, the villagers don't seem to react all that much to this type of news.

Buut on the other hand, I still get payed tons by the paper!

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>>6072373
I would if I had the time.

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>>6072323
No one, my friend. The girl was quite... Quite rude. Disrespectful. I do not know who she was, but...
>He laughs.
If I see her again, I will enjoy arguing with her. It was a change of pace to the normal conversations, дa?
>>6072338
Bы нe cтoит киcлopoдa вдoхe! Do you understand that?!

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>>6072338
Well Ms. Kira, I'm Ashigara. Stay safe, alright? Not everyone is very understanding.

>>6072424
>smacks ass

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>>6072402
They're the villagers, you could kick them in the groin and set their hair on fire and they'd barely react, what else is new?
And here I thought you were more in it for the journalism or the like, not the money.

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>>6072437
Plus she whined about getting served food. She saw it as insult.

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>>6072437
NO

>>6072441
IM FINE ITS JUST THAT DAMN SPIDER

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>>6072338

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>>6072338
That's the point.
Now could YOU at least locate that nest on another place?! Think about doing that immediately before that I could use that Rod against you!

>>6072402
But when your work bothers to my work then something is going wrong! Besides... I'm think more about "Local Shrine Maiden does her daily pest control service"

>>6072365
This is none of your business! Now go back to feed your sworn enemy!

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>>6072338
You're loud as hell! That's what is wrong here! Tone it down a notch!

("I better get the hell out of here... this thing is way too loud.")
>>6072365
...You do realize you just repeated the same info my COMP has. And besides, any sane human wouldn't even know what the hell is any of that stuff anyway.

But it just goes to show how good this system is, and how it is compatible to yours.
>He closes his COMP, and turns his back towards Rika.

Oh, and you can use that whole looking up thing as ammo for me, but you still haven't disproven the system.

Later you. And later to everyone else.

>He slowly walks out of view from everyone, a big smile on his face.

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>>6072460
No, I do not hate the thought that she cooked it. I always enjoy a cooked meal - it is one of my pastimes. What I hate is that it tasted like England's leftover scones, and she expected us to like it! Perhaps I was just being just as disrespectful as she was, but it did not taste good at all.
So bad, that we executed her because of it.
>>6072471
Я... Я пpocтo c yдoвoльcтвиeм. Perhaps I am just being too harsh on you. Can you stop those noises?

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>>6072471
A spider? I can deal with a spider if it won't leave you alone. Tell me more.

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>>6072338
How could you not? You do not look like a wasp. That is why.
>>6072365
Usually. But anytime when I would usually host is when she comes. One of those is not happening, she let's hope for the second to
happen.
>>6072521
Goodbye for now.

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>>6072456
Can't a Tengu be in it for more then one reason? An honest reporter has to make a living somehow you know.

>>6072519
I'm not bothering your work at all. Just don't pay attention to the occasional camera flash coming from a bush and we can live in perfect Harmony Reimu!

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>>6072485
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING???

>>6072519
WHY?????
THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR A NEST
THERE FLOWERS
TREES AND STUFF
ITS A GOOD SPOT
WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO MOVE IT???

>>6072521
THEN WHY ARE YOU COVERING YOUR EYES???
IM JUST LOUD AND THERES NOT MUCH I CAN DO SO THERE

>>6072525
WHAT NOISES?????

>>6072541
GRRRRRR
RACHNERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>angry buzzing
SHE TIES ME UP AND THROWS ME IN THE CLOSET
WITH HER SPIDER THREAD
AND SHE DOES THINGS TO ME

>>6072543
BUT I AM A WASP

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>>6072567
Your yelling frightens me!

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>>6072525
Executed...
>starts to laugh heartily
Oh boy, haven't heard that kind of treatment since Purges...
>>6072567
I wonder. How strong is your sting?

>>6072567
>Not knowing the "See no evil, hear no evil"

I think you need some education...

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>>6072580
IM NOT YELLING THOUGH
>buzz buzz
YOURE PRETTY SMALL HUH

>>6072590
BUZZZZZZZZZ OFF

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>>6072519
She's asleep, genius, and I've got nothing better to do.
>>6072521
No I didn't.... And any sane human in my land WOULD, considering that same one is Gensokyo's Most Wanted.
Pah. Later.
>>6072554
I'll be honest, I don't look much in to tengu society beyond the basic principle, I don't know what your minimum wage is. Or if you have one. Know the ins and outs of kappa society like it's the back of my hand, though. And how to ensure a demon's loyalty.
Hell, how much free time do you guys even have?
>>6072543
Yeah...she showed up pretty late last time, too, though. Around...I dunno, maybe five-ish in the morning?

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>>6072567
I see, well point her out to me sometime and I'll make her stop, one way or another.

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>>6072580
FILTHY TURK GET OUT! REMOVE KEBAB
>>6072611
MAKE ME!

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>>6072567
Your nest-making noises! They are a great disturbance and annoyance to practically everyone here, and it would be greatly appreciated it you stopped them at once, дa? I do not wish to "persuade" you to stop this...
>>6072590
>He begins to do the same, hand on his forehead.
It is not the same kind of execution that you and I are familiar with, my friend! To make up for the bad food, we decided to eat her instead! Isn't that better than what you have in mind?

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>>6072604
WHAT????

>>6072626
THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER
GRRRRRRR
ILL GET MY REVENGE
I WONT LET HER TIE ME UP AGAIN

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>>6072611
I'm a Japanese Roach, yes. I'm small, I guess...

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>>6072622
Free time...ahah...that's a good joke...

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>>6072567
Find another place with the same exact things then! You're practically disturbing people with your noise.
I'll help you with finding... your new home or whatever you wanted to make as a new nest.

>>6072554
Fine... I'll try at least to not notice them.

>>6072622
And then the best thing to do is to bothering me?
You could have thought about another options, you know.

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>>6072643
>laughter stops
Eat?

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>>6072643
I CANT JUST STOP BUZZZZZZZZZING
IM A WASP ITS WHAT I DO

>>6072656
>wasp slowly lowers a claw to the ground
WELL IM A WASP
IM BIG I GUESS
>buzz buzz
THERE ARENT ANY BUGS CAUSING YOU TROUBLE ARE THERE??

>>6072696
YOU WILL REALLY?
LEAD THE WAY THEN
ILL MOVE MY NEST IF YOU FIND ME A BETTER PLACE

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>>6072647
I bet she doesn't have much of a defense when it comes to attacks from above, so get on her back and pummel her.

>>6072684
>Im not on there
Absolute shit list. Restart and rebuild it.

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>>6072567
This is just going to keep going in circles. You are a much as a wasp as Rachnera is a spider.
>>6072622
Five in the morning. I do not think I can make it. What a shame.

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>>6072662
I'll take that as "you're either on the job, eating, or sleeping", then.
...Vacations? Holidays? Anything?
>>6072696
Hey, at least I know you to some extent. So yeah, there's really not much else that sounds more appealing.

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>>6072723
I WILL
SHELL NEVER SEE ME COMING

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>>6072742
>buzz buzz
RACHNERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHERE IS SHE????

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>>6072712
I tend to dwell in dark places where I can watch humans have fun. It's fun to just watch for me.

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>>6072696
>Pets the shrine maid.

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>>6072749
>will never see you coming
You sure about that?

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>>6072749
Excellent, I'll be back soon, there are some people I need to see.

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>>6072777
OH
I LIKE HUMANS TOO
THEYRE REALLY NICE TO ME
MOST OF THE TIME ANYWAYS
THEY GIVE ME HONEY AND STUFF
DO YOU LIKE HONEY???
ILL SHARE

>>6072796
RACHNERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>flies straight towards

>>6072803
OKAY BYE

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>>6072772
Calm down. I have yet to see her all we-
>>6072796
There she is.

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>>6072704
>And, as Soviet's laughter stops, the grin on his face only grows wider.
Yes, eat. It was so bad that the both of us decided to cook her as a warning to future chefs. Is something the matter?
>>6072712
I do not expect you to stop buzzing; what I expect for you to do is to at least tone it down, or at the very least move it somewhere else! It is all we ask of you, дa? It is annoying!

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>>6072832
I can eat anything! Leather, soap, plastic bags. Honey would be wonderful!

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>>6072744
Well, let's just say I'm really lucky to be a journalist. With all the crazy stuff that happens on a day to day basis, I could be wherever I want, whenever I want, and still find something to fill up the papers! So really, is it so much a job as it is a lifestyle?

You should see poor Momiji though, Stuck guarding a single mountain pass all day long? Jeez.

>>6072696
Thank you!
>Almost immediately, she starts to take picture after picture of the shrine maiden.

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>>6072684
>charisma 9 when I have the personality of a cardboard box

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>>6072832
>she steps to the side and you fly into a web that was moments ago in preparation

>>6072855
>Yuno

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>>6072842
N-nothing R-Russia... I-is fine
>his face turns pale and tries to hide the look of fear. The sane fear when the AK finally shatters or Wiggins giving you his Janus loving futa cock into his ass

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>>6072742
I don't think -I- can make it. She did say she wanted to stay up longer than normal, though...and she did kinda pass out.
>>6072854
Aaah, good old Gensokyo. Crazy enough to get away with anything you want.
She's the one with the sword and the weird maple-leafed shield, right? She actually came around here a few times in the past, actually. Just a few months back, though, don't think I talked to her.

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>>6072842
ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU FIND IT ANNOYING
THIS SPOT IS PERFECT

>>6072850
OKAY ILL GIVE YOU SOME
>wasp reaches a claw into her buzzum and pulls out a half-empty squeeze bottle of honey
>she sets it on the ground
THERE YOU GO

>>6072862
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>6072862
>>6072832
Good news Kira we found Rachnera for yo- Oh dear!

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>>6072712
I can't think about another places for constructing a nest...
Oh! I have an idea, but it may be a bit dangerous, more for me than you.

>>6072744
You should think about something else to spend time, Besides that I won't be here much longer.

I guess so? You might have known me and my "Interventions" to some extent...

>>6072779
>The Shrine Maiden places a seal to her.

>>6072854
Yeah, Yeah, Just do your job silently an-
>She looks startled by the camera.

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>>6072881
>The grin on his face stays the same - it's just as large as it was when the conversation just started, maybe even wider. Pic probably related.
Are you sure it is fine, my friend? You seem... What's the word... Afraid. Do not be afraid of me, дa? I may be a bit rowdy with everyone, but I do not wish to hurt you!
>>6072891
The spot is perfect, but the noises you make are a great disturbance to everyone in the vicinity! The least you could do is give me some earmuffs, дa? I would prefer listening to America than listening to that!

>>6072870
Yeah.

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>>6072933
I've got nothing more, really, without many people I particularly like.
And sure. You're in essence the same person, and I have watched all the incidents you took part in that the kappa recorded.

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>>6072889
A few times? I'm surprised she had the time to come here at all! Or maybe the bosses cracked down on her for showing up...I'll have to interview her later!

>>6072933
Hm? What was that?
>snap snap snap snap SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

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>>6072891
>dips hand in the honey
>makes smacking noises while eating the sticky honey

As a roach, sticky things are interesting to eat. I once nibbled on a bit of freeze dried coffee, it tasted horrible but I couldn't sleep for a week!

This honey is the exact opposite, it's actually making me a little sleepy.

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>>6072933
Why Reimu? I thought we were friiends.

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>>6072889
And I do not have anything to distract me at the moment. Rika. Would it be correct to say this situation 'sucks'?

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>>6072933
AND WHATS THAT??

>>6072946
WHY DONT YOU MOVE????

>>6072992
HONEY IS REALLY NICE
I LOVE IT
ITS SWEET AND YUMMY
AND KNOWING IT WAS STOLEN FROM BEES MAKES ME HAPPY

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>>6072842
YOU WILL REGRET THIS

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>>6072984
Yep, far as I remember she got acquainted with the flower youkai's gatekeeper and they, like...lamented on some of the stricter parts of their jobs or something. Around the same week I first bumped in to you, I think, actually.
>>6073017
>She sighs in annoyance
Yep, you sure could call it that. Even if I'd probably call it something else.

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>>6073034
What?! Stolen?! They'll want to hang my wings on their wax walls for this!

Ahh!!!

>

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>>6073050
DONT WORRY IT WAS STOLEN BY HUMANS
EVEN IF BEES CAME AFTER YOU ID KILL THEM

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>>6072891
>cutsdown the web and wraps you up in snug layer of webbing

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Yo, is that pirate with the beers here again? I could use all the alcohol a small town has in stock right about now.

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>>6073070
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>wasp tries biting free

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>>6072946
Just worried that could be the same fate as me

>>6073070
She tried killing your kid once thinking it was you once, you know. You should keep that closet locked tightly next time.

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>>6073034
Because this spot is quite comfy, and there is nowhere else to move! Please, all I ask is that you at least tone it down a little bit, дa?
>>6073038
Regret what, my friend? I do not have a clue on what you're talking about.
>>6073081
Would vodka be good enough, Andrew?
>>6073083
It will not be your fate any time soon, Soviet. It is in her case that she somewhat deserved it - there was no other way to get the point across. To me, that is.
Taм нeт тaкoй cлyжбы кaк "кoмпpoмиcc" в Poccии.

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>>6073070
>Grabs one of your back legs with both hands and braces one of her feet just above your spinnerets
Release the wasp.

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>>6073082
>wraps your mouth shut
We're not going to the closet today. Today I have something fun in mind.

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>>6073067
Oh no! The bees are going to die because of me!

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>>6073107
Vodka sounds better than damn near anythin right now. I'm gonna die at 22 if we keep losin games like this.

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>>6073070
>>6073120
>>6073082
>waits for the right moment, just watching her webbing with admiration
You know that's an impressive technique for a land Arachnae. Rachnera was it?

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>>6073120
>>6073107
>>6073127
>>6073137
>muffled wasp noises

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>>6073112
>smacks
Piss off shipgirl. You're not a FUCKING hero.

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>>6073041
I have many to call but I thought that would fit best. I have no other motivation to say anything more complicated.

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>>6073107
Now the more worrying question. Which parts were eaten?

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>>6073144
>Looks up

Ah... ah... I can't understand!