HG thread.
>>6039945
>Still can't objectively prove intent
New people, disregard the nostalgia fags. It's their own fault they lost what once was, and things have been improving recently.
>>6039949
>
Thanks, dude!
>>6039908 (Soviet)
Not really? Well, alright... I may not be too well-familiar with Russian politics, but I think that Andrey's objectively correct. Of course, that's not it, right? What's the next part of the joke?
>>6039765
Dare!
What's spookin' up in here?
Hm. Seems I don't need to make one.
If you all will have me, I'll need 36 of you.
>>6039878
>shoots you in the lung
>>6039971
So the stinking pile of shit steams a little less, that's a huge accomplishment.
>>6039977
Colonel Sanders
>>6039977
Megumin
>>6039977
Littletale Asgore
>people want to shit up the community because they forgot how to have fun
>>6039977
RINOA
>>6039977
Ruby Gloom
>>6039977
Byakuya Togami
>>6039868
Yeah.
No poking.
>>6039977
SAVE THE WORLD
>>6039977
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6039977
Alphys
>>6039977
Artoria Pendragon
>>6039977
Skeleton Boner
>>6039977
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>6039977
King Mogeko
>>6039938
And what are we now? NGW? Omg, I need a pair for prom, wannabe? Gib codes!
It's disappointing what this place has become. Feel free to try proving me wrong, or spread the usual "new>mid>old" / "hga superiority" shit.
/b/ era was the golden age of HG, and no matter what happens, it will always be the best era.
Jude out.
Also:
>this post
>>6039938
>>6039901
>>6039846
Samefag me.
>>6039977
Corvo Fucking Attano.
>>6039977
The Ginyu Force
>>6039977
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>6039892
Ho ho?
Santa?
>>6039896
That's not good Kaiti! I don't want wnything bad to happen to you!
>>6039977
Schrodinger
>>6039977
Izumo Kamiki
>>6039977
Aizawa-Sensei
>>6039977
Monster Kid
>>6039977
Kaito
>>6039977
Maki Nishikino
>>6039977
Ryo Akizuki
>>6039977
Saihara Shuichi
>>6039977
Eggman-kun
>>6039973
Andrey says, "Nothing you say will ever change my mind." so Vadim responds with, "So-viet"
>>6039977
Maria and Harusame
>>6039977
Yukine
>>6039990
I only do it ironically with a fake persona
If you weren't here on /b/ you are cancer.
>>6039977
Pretty Tricky
>>6039977
Clint Eastwood
>>6039977
Fun Girl
>>6039977
Starman
>>6039977
Shalashaska
>>6039977
Ryouko Otonashi
>>6039977
Gilgamesh
>>6039831
>takes the medal and pins it on her chest
>her lips form a small smile
The mistress will be pleased with this.
>>6039795
>rips the rifle out of your hands and breaks it over her knee before handing you the remains of the gun back to you
>>6039789
I see. Well I'm sorry you feel that way towards me.
>>6039784
...If that is what you want
>steps on your foot lightly
>>6039977
Reigen Arataka
>>6039977
Junko Enoshima
>>6039983
When we've got fucks like you around trying to drag it down, yeah, it is.
>>6039990
>People think fun grows on trees
I wish I was retarded enough to enjoy myself without people busting their ass to manufacture electronics and develop vidya for me.
I should really learn to play with sticks and mud with the kid with downies next door.
>>6040025
what if i'm still on /b/?
>>6039977
Late Soviet
>>6039977
Rick Grimes
>>6039977
Gishki Ariel
>>6039955
>kys, seriously
>>6039977
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>6039765
Truth! No, Dare! Wait truth! Definitely truth!
>>6039807
>having enough cheek strecthing goodness, she lets them go
Sylvie Paula Paula is my name! Who is she talking to?
>>6039896
Paula only sees the world for what it is! Or maybe she deludes herself too much.
>>6039977
Tanaka
>>6039977
Richard
>>6039974
I dare the clown to kiss the flower.
>>6039977
Zest
>>6039977
The all powerful Zenko
>>6040003
>capital m
>triggered moge noises
>>6040004
>when you know games are objectively better than ever but people get less hype because none of it is new anymore and progress has slowed
What made it golden wasn't good games, it was because almost everyone was making their own game
>>6039977
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>6039977
The Captain
>>6040004
Dude all that shit you're so salty about was just Hoshi's b8.
>>6039977
Shirou Emiya
>>6039977
Junko
>>6040045
What a brat you are.
I hope your parents kick you out when you turn 18 you little shit.
>>6040016
>gives dare
>doesn't do dare
Pick your punishment!
Guys you heard the oldfags, rigged games are better than normal games.
prove them wrong.
>>6040003
>That M
>[Discomfiting moge noises in the distance]
>>6040079
You should learn to have fun with virtually nothing, anon.
>>6040083
Oh boy, really persuading me with those hot opinions there
>>6040037
>the rifle doesn't break and given back his gun in one piece
You sure the rifle didn't break your knee? This baby is impossible to break
>>6040088
Easier than you think
>>6040088
You should kys, anon.
>>6040083
>oldfags
Hoshi's opinion doesn't count
>>6040083
How do we know every game isn't rigged? How do we know rigged games are actually rigged?
Does it really matter if it is? It's still a mystery to the players and if the results are great I personally do not give a shit.
>>6040097
unf tbqh
>>6039992
>Megaphones at.
>>6040010
No no, it's nothing like that..
>>6040060
Haha, Paula those are to different things..
>>6040010
...
>Our hero throws his hands in the air, giving an "I'm done" expression.
Yeah, it was Finland knocking at your door. You're supposed to say "Who's there", dude!
>>6040021
...
NAHAHAHAHAHA~! I get it! Oh, man, that was totally hilarious, dude! I dunno if this was how Kaito felt when Russia told him jokes, but it's still funny all the same! You're a good guy, Soviet!
>>6040081
Huh?! ...But I didn't have time or images for doing that Dare!
>>6040045
The point seems to be completely lost on you
You could simply leave instead of complaining about how bad things are for you here
>>6040105
t. newfag
>>6040103
Because you don't like them and you have a facist mentality that opposes the democratic one where everyone's opinions should be considered whether you like them or not.
>>6040004
>golden age of HG
It was shit. Fun, but still shit.
>>6040037
She should be. You did great, Zest-tan!
>>6040120
Kek, just tell me how to have fun with virtually nothing to work with anon. Address the problem, not the individual. I could be having loads of fun you don't know about.
>>6040110
What's a dare you would be able to complete? Entertain me!
Post your character's voice
>>6040122
No, because he is a fucking retard. I mean, you're a fucking retard, I forgot it was you Hoshi
>>6040060
Im Schrodinger!
>>6039995
Why not? Whats that on your head?
>>6040109
Why wouls Finland be at my door?
>>6040152
Blindly pointing fingers at anonymous won't convince anybody to believe your case, anon. You come off as a person on a personal crusade against someone you dislike, that has literally nothing to do with addressing some actual issues and methods to making things better for everybody.
You have five minutes to stop the shitposting................
*sips coffee menacingly before slapping the mug down on the table so hard the coffee evaporates and the cup fucking EXPLODES*
.......or......... Else.........
>>6040170
>can't have a serious discussion without it being called shitposting
>>6040135
I disagree with your premise of "virtually nothing"
Beside that matter of opinion, it's not my job to tell you how to have fun, that's something you have to find on your own, and you might not be able to, because fun is subjective
>>6040151
>I don't fucking know.
While you are discussing things amongst yourselves, look this over. You have 3 minutes as usual.
>>6040169
We all know your writting style Hoshi, kys
>>6040177
I understand there's a crowd and a demand, if I even dare use the word, for whatever goes on here. For people seeking a more potent form of interaction and entertainment with their games here, there's zero demand and the supply has gotten fed up and straight up left.
>>6040109
I try my best. Have some of these puns ready too.
>>6040151
>I am not sure if I can find a voice to match me
>>6040176
>taking Lithisto seriously
>>6040003
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>6040151
https://youtu.be/b_i-XL_fm6E
Here ya go, Anon! I hope it's what you expected!
>>6040160
It was a JOKE! To answer your question, Finland is basically the Santa of us nations, hence why I referred to him on this topic.
Was it funny?
>>6040186
It looks good, dude! Go ahead!
>>6040176
Its a bad discussion why can't you ever talk about good things like coffee or katanas or how much fun you're having?
>>6040186
>>6040186
swap for previous winer
>>6040022
>>6040066
>>6040160
You mean my third eye?
>>6040186
Let's get a move on.
>>6040186
I got this!
>>6040186
I'm ready to Bone!
>>6040186
Hmph. I guess this is good enough.
>>6040190
Keep covering your ears and shouting the name of your tormentor, anon. This is all about you, not the Games.
>>6040186
>Im out
>Good luck schrödinger
...
>>6040186
I accept this challenge.
>>6040186
"I have a feeling I'm getting at least...1st place!"
>>6040186
I'M RECOOME!
>Announced his arrival the robust human looking alien, and one of his fellow squad member followed him right after he finished posing
Ahhh Ahhh Burter!
>As the blue, snake like being made sure his presence is also known, he gave the chance for his fancy looking, white haired, pretty boy comrade to take the spotlight
Ohh yeah! I'm Jeice!
>There were still two mysterious figure left to get in position for the team's battle stance, so the shortest member of the squad, who possesses two pairs of eyes stuck a pose too
Guldo!
>And at last but not least, with two magnificent horns on top of his head, the almighty captain of the Ginyu Force twists his body to showcase his brilliance
Captain Ginyu!
Recoome: "Now!"
Burter: "You!"
Jeice: "See!"
Guldo "The!"
Ginyu: "Power!"
>To top it off, they finish their entrance with the combined force of their voices
OF THE GINYU FORCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY&t
>>6040151
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBS2fBdTsxA
>>6040218
Keep screaming for the games you droolguzzling retard.
>>6040151
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SEVJjH1I3s4
>>6040186
I didn't know dump trucks were allowed to be tributes
>>6040186
I yearn for sleep, but teaching my subjects where they belong is much more important. You may begin, mongrel.
>>6040186
This will be fun to watch.
I'm pulling for the Kid >>6040232
Let's begin then.
We've all seen this before, some make it, some don't.
>>6040147
I... don't know.
Fine! What do you have on mind then?
>>6040186
Looks like we're ready.
>>6040151
>have a Maki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGKaL-KwoS8
>>6040196
And you definitely exceeded my expectations, Soviet! I hope that your puns are just as good as your jokes, or else they'll be Russia'd like you wouldn't believe!
...T-That wasn't the best one I've thought of, I admit...
>>6040186
Swap please!
>>6040060
>>6040255
Hating in the name of love is foolish, anon. If you're going to speak for the games do it without spitting insults and kiddy sperg all over the place. Don't be like Hoshi.
>>6040244
Cringe but would fuck/10
>>6040194
How should I provide a more potent form of entertainment with a game? What are you looking for from it?
>>6040274
>>6040274
I'm Ribbin' it!
>>6040151
>Jouji Nakata. That's the voice actor for Jinkuro.
>>6040274
DURUFU~! SEE YA ON THE WAY DOWN, KID! THIS WAS MY BEST IDEA EVER~!
>>6040266
"Oh? You're not in it as well? Dang!"
"Thanks, dude! Celebrate with me when I win! Next game is totally yours!"
>>6040276
I really wanted that handstand, buuuuut give your best cat impersonation.
>>6040151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_X7X-L3n0E
>>6040279
Guzzle more drool down your throat.
>>6040288
I can't dictate that.
But I can advise you to seek the people who you believe has delivered what you consider "potent" and attempt to do something similar but original.
>>6040274
That's... Ugh.. Thanks for that..
Right out the gate, something deliciously ironic happens. Besides said event and a few others, it's a surprisingly peaceful first day.
>>6040313
Yup, that's what I thought. Keep your foot in your mouth.
>>6040240
Noice. I like where this is going.
>>6040274
Only pests bother running during this time.
>>6040283
>Uncomfortable static noises.
>>6040274
>Captain Ginyu steps forward to take a look around
Ahh, Planet Namek looks even more wonderful than I remembered it.
>The white haired Jayce is the one who accepts the task to correct his captain
"Captain, I don't think this is Planet Namek."
What? What do you mean this isn't Namek? I mean look at them running, they're slow! Slow like snails, just like the namekians were!
>They all burst out in laughter and speed off
>>6040240
Fagging multiple avas in one post is cringe as fuck.
>>6040151
>Being one of the only two/three with a voice, have justice birb instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLjT8A83bKM
>>6040226
Danke Captain! I'll bring glory to Millennium!
>>6040208
Haha that's cool!
>>6040199
>>6040199
Ja! You should be a comedian!
>>6040321
Ok bye!
>>6040320
I wasn't here for anything like that really. Do you have personal examples?
>>6040331
As long as you keep the drool inside your bucket instead of spilling it on the threads.
>didn't bump the game
What kind of cancer is this?
>>6040328
What else is there to do? I'm not taking any chance getting involved in the mess out there. I'll sit by as everyone entertains me.
>>6040321
Alright Paula, have a good evening and sorry, I wasn't paying attention..
>>6040355
you're a cunt
>>6040328
Watch where you're going you numbskull!
>>6040328
C'mon you two, we got some coworkers pullin a double shift. Y'all earned this.
Well, this is a welcome change of pace. Seems one of GUN's Bigfoot units got taken over by the Doctor. Hopefully you all can last against it.
>>6040328
>>6040360
Glad you think so.
Now, I said you look good, but I think you're a little young for my tastes.
>>6040385
Yeah, no thanks.
>>6040365
The ones that host
>>6040385
G-Gah...you idiot! Why would you do that!?
>>6040302
>>6040151
>Daisuke Ishiwatari from Missing Link to XX
>Jouji Nakata from XX to Revelator.
>>6040385
ohshit
>>6040385
"My hard noggin wins again!"
>blood dripped from his earholes
>>6040385
...
>>6040328
...
Eurgh. It's not bad if it was in the Arena, right? Right?
>>6040360
I will be a comedian, dude! Someday! If no one kills me for making a bad joke, I'll consider it! It's in the hero's blood, y'know?
>>6040385
OH, COME ON, WE HAVE CLINT FRIGGIN' EASTWOOD ON OUR TEAM--
>>6040385
Little fella, how about we settle this ovah a bucket a chicken insteada comin to blows?
>>6040362
Seth (Freiddie Mercury of HG), Hoshi (Heisenberg of HG), what Rin used to do, Shorty, Fyxe was impressive, RIP Augmented Games.
>>6040395
damn...
>>6040385
Sorry, guy, but I don't wanna die to that thing!
>>6040373
I'm a cunt, and that is cringe.
>>6040385
monster king kills mogeko king
>>6040414
Where is Fyxe anyways?
>>6040151
Ruby: https://youtu.be/kTtrS2SzmdE
Sonata Dusk: https://youtu.be/QwUoWRsC0RM
Willow : a flute
>>6040414
I haven't seen much from Hosh, but a couple of the others are a good starting point. Did you like the concept of the contest in Autumn Games, even if the content itself was lackluster?
>>6040407
>>6040408
>>6040424
nigga do you even know where you are?
>>6040427
Taking a break. Negativity wears on you after a while. They'll probably be back.
>>6040407
>Wtf, how'd that happen?
>>6040424
2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>6040433
The contest was a tad bit lackluster, even with Ringabel hyping it a bit up
>>6040083
Rigged games becoming the norm would be bad thing. You are removing the randomness of a game whose focal point is the fact that it's random. The fact that everyone has an equal chance of winning, and the fact that the course of events is unpredictable. If games were rigged the balance would be unfair, and there would be people whom would never win (fillers aside). People would give wins to the people they like, and others would be largely left out.
moist
>>6040435
>24 kills before the first night wew
Some of you get unlucky this night. The rest in more ways than one.
>>6040433
Hosh doesn't show off like he used to. People have been appreciating his ranking board. Content is fine, but it's mostly "Things happen to A" "B does a thing to C" kind of events that leave people desiring more depth, etc.
>>6040459
schweppes
>>6040355
>Jeice is baffled by the bravery of the fool
"C-Captain, that guy is makin' fun of us!"
>The rest of the squad shares his surprise
What? Do you even know who you are talking to, kiddo? We! Are! The!
>The captain of the Ginyu force strikes a fabulous pose to make the anonymous forget about the cringe he just felt, by overdosing him with style
GINYU FORCE!
"That was perfect, captain. You showed him how it-"
Shut up Jeice.
>Recoome lets out a small chuckle
-Yeah, shut up, Jeice. hehe
>>6040453
I had the idea of making it so once each tribute hit 10 games played, their point totals are the 10 best from their games, so more people have a chance to catch up, and a bad showing isn't a back breaker. Also, that was Squid girl
>>6040274
What are we waiting? Let's go.
>>6040309
...But Rin is the one who keeps impersonating like a cat, Do you want me to bring her to this place?
Although I'll try my attempt if you want.
>>6040385
Wha...?
Fine... I guess there isn't a point on keep participating.
>>6040472
...
I'm getting all that back.
>>6040407
>>6040408
T-That made me laugh
Seems fate has frowned upon all of you this time. The trials just keep coming one after another.
I wonder how long it will take before someone comes across one...
>>6040455
>removing randomness
What matters is that we don't know what is going to be in the next slide and it's even better if it's something interesting.
Hosts have a responsibility and a great amount of pressure to make sure their event game is worth the buck they spent on it and they certainly are happy to make sure it's interesting than leave it up in the air for the sake of randomness.
Sure it should never be a norm for normal games, but it should be understood when it comes to events.
>>6040472
"Again?! Ughhh! Parents are going to kill me!"
>here's hoping i'm not Clint Eastwood suddenly again
>>6040503
Cha-fucking-ching.
>>6040493
No, you have to do the cat impersonation. If I'm not impressed you can go get your friend and perhaps she can redeem you.
>>6040474
Do they want more of their actions in the events dictated? I try to make them fairly generic so people can be more flexible with their rp.
>>6040390
Im 90!
>>6040409
Ja! People love quips!
>>6040455
>People would give wins to the people they like
Or the person who has the most interesting events leading up to the win. If they wanted to give someone the win no matter what, it wouldn't matter to them if the game was interesting or not.
Seems this is going to wrap up being the week is even half over. Place your bets if you wish.
>>6040474
>People have been appreciating his ranking board.
His what?
>>6040510
Eh, you cracked the top ten. That's pretty good.
>>6040530
>*before the week
>>6040530
The people left aren't worth it. End it now before we all fall asleep.
>>6040503
Yeah, uh, thanks for tryin'ta save me and all, but sorry, I gotta do this...
>>6040530
Oh, come on!
>>6040523
Well you don't look it. That's what matters.
>>6040530
Oh.
It's you.
You think I fucking forgot?
i must seek rest.
good night hungerfriends.
>>6040519
The tricky part is that you have to leave it open but enough for the tribute and RPer to pick up certain tools and carve their own sculpture. It's also good in the event becomes completely different depending on what tributes are part of it.
I dunno, just going off the notes Hoshi gave me.
>>6040472
Our objective was accomplished regardless of-
>>6040503
>BETRAYAL.
You insect! After our efforts to save you...had it not been for our previous orders your head would have been mine since the beginning!
>>6040531
I think they meant the rankings in Autumn and forgot to specify a new subject
>>6040530
Go Colonel!
>>6040385
N-No! This is impossible! The Ginyu force can't possibly lose! We're the most efficient battle squadron in the entire universe!
>The snake like creature, Burter is the one who has to calm down their leader this time
+But that's what exactly what happened, captain! We got turned into pancakes!
>Recoome's stomach starts to growl
-Hmm, Pancakes. What about visiting that res-
Shut up, men!
>Exclaimed the captain
Ginyu Force! It's time for a tactical retreat! And someone please pull Guldo out of the ground...It's painful to see him like that.
>>6040530
C'mon World! I got 2 ankles riding on you!
>>6040532
"...Did I make you proud? Maybe the pain will feel less, ha ha..."
Goodnight everybody!
Not who I would have bet on, but congratulations all the same.
>>6040349
We can start out slow if you want...
>Tfw Kamina is Captain Ginyu and he stole Pre-Ginyu Captain Ginyu's avatar because that is his power
>>6040564
>Night 2
nani
>>6040562
>Goodnight everybody!
>Me too
...
>>6040530
>>6040547
Sakes alive, I didn't even notice there was only one othah left!
>>6040564
Shoot, damn police are as corrupt as sin!
>>6040561
Fatals and non-fatals are completely different animals but I understand where you come from with this.
>>6040537
>Once eliminated from the game, Seibah approaches him.
...At last you have returned, Togami. I must clarify something with you.
>>6040564
She would do that.
>>6040574
Lotta people died on the first day
>>6040564
>RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT
THAT'S FOR MY HAIR, YOU SHIT!! HAHAHA!!!
>>6040572
Shut the fuck up (((Nymph)))
............Seems I've made quite the error.
>Fucking shoot me
>>6040562
Goodnight Schrodinger, rest well.
>>6040564
Congratulations you saved the world!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>6040591
Wrong.
>>6040585
I told you that you can do whatever it is you like. You don't need me to walk you through this.
>>6040590
>>6040595
I get here just in time to see a clerical error of Biblical proportions. Nice.
>>6040595
Congrats?
Thanks for hosting.
steal my ava and bump the game while raping ruby and avaing ms baker kamina
>>6040523
Totally! One-liners and puns are the best forms of comedy, in the hero's opinion!
...Is a "quip" a sarcastic remark, dude--
>>6040562
Looks like we'll find out tomorrow! Good night, Schrodinger!
>>6040541
Good night, Anon!
>>6040595
Congrats to Colonel Sanders, and thanks for hosting, dude!
...Wait...
>>6040591
>officially a boogieman
Feels fantastic tbqh
>>6040595
E-Everyone commits errors
>>6040562
Farewell.
>>6040564
>>6040595
>Single, mocking laugh.
Congratulations, sir. And thank you for havingu s, beast.
>>6040562
>>6040577
Goodnight
>>6040595
Ehehehee! They nevah see the double down double cross comin! Oooheehahahheee!
>He starts doing a celebratory jig, stopping when his hip cracks audibly
>>6040570
>Makes random static noises, as their eyes leak black ooze.
>>6040595
wat.
>>6040595
Congratulations, Colonel. I believe this calls for a celebration. Whip up some chicken for everyone.
Thank you for the game, host. You have my blessing.
>>6040595
...
I'll give you one chance to fix that before I give you the same treatment HE got.
>makes everyone want to dab
Truth or dare?
Regardless, we all know who really won here.
You all will have to excuse this. I shall tend to it right away. My apologies to the space woman.
>>6040640
Hoshi dared to speak the truth
>>6040526
Which would make the result predictable. People would look at games and say "well I guess it's them this time."
>>6040506
What's the point of the simulations of you're just going to hand craft a narrative for certain characters?
I'm sure you can think of pros to fixing certain results, but I'm going to continue to place me faith in the system.
>>6040640
Sure, I'll do one before I sleep.
>>6040151
https://youtu.be/CZIdJ0g8BKg
https://youtu.be/P_1_39f7Hx0
>>6040635
>dabs
>>6040634
Little lady, I do believe you are deceased, and dead men tell no tales!
>>6040643
Thanks for hostin
>>6040640
Either is fine with me, but if you had to force me to choose one... Truth!
>>6040635
>>6040640
Truth
>>6040640
Why bother with kid games, anon?
>>6040650
Remember the dare Sunset never fulfilled? The one with the gourd?
>>6040595
"Dude! The Colonel won? Sweet! I really like his chicken. Major congrats from a fan!"
"Thanks for hosting!"
>>6040608
I am aware you do not require my protection and I only need your energy to sustain myself. However...I met someone with the same identity as yours. I'm unable to determine a difference between the two with the exception of your...proportions.
>>6040670
Do you want to fuck Undyne?
>>6040631
You must be one a my regulahs! I spose a meal on the house wouldn't hurt none!
>>6040517
Fine... But don't expect anything.
>She begins to make a feline impersonation, moving her hands like paws.
>>6040640
...Truth.
>>6040643
You'd better be sorry.
>>6040658
Can you even fucking read, old man?
This here was my game.
>>6040640
Dare
>>6040683
I don't remember that, what is it?
>>6040640
...Truth.
>>6040643
You have my gratitude.
>>6040666
>>6040689
Y-Y-Yes.
but not the futa one
>>6040643
>10th place
"Aww. Can't get past 10! Well... At least I'm not last every time."
>>6040685
What are you trying to say...?
>>6040692
Look at him. Anything more than a grilled chicken salad will hurt plenty.
>>6040648
That's a possibility but certainly not a the only way things can happen. It's all up to the host and the people who play the game. Rigged games aren't the evil, it's the people who create and play them thart are irresponsible with the illusion of the games.
Simulations don't exist solely for randomness. Nobody can define what a simulator is used for. That's up to the host. If what we get is entertaining and we're not being salty about the product we're being given for free on the host's own time, unless it's a blatent offensive move against the integrity of the simulator, there shouldn't be much to complain about things that are way more complicated than people who have never done it believe.
>>6040693
>Snaps a bunch of pictures.
It's perfect!
>>6040643
Thanks for hosting and congrats
>>6040705
SHE SAID IT, FOLKS
SHE WANTS TO FUCK UNDYNE (but not the futa one)
>>6040643
I see that it is customary to thank the host of the game here, but you yourself should be honored that the King of Heroes participated in your game. As such, you should thank me for joining in the first place, mongrel.
>>6040692
I respect you Colonel, but I think you should start making the food as fast as you can. I'm starting to get hungry.
>>6040699
It was: Strip, bend over, insert a gourd into the navel region orifice of your choice, take a picture of the result and post it. She left and never came back. You up to it?
>>6040722
A-And why you have to say it at l-loud
>>6040595
Congra-!
...!?
>>6040643
Well, uh, thanks for hosting!
>>6040640
Dare! Dare!
>>6040736
... I don't even know what a gourd is.
>>6040711
Someone else calls himself Byakuya Togami, this man started to be the real one after discussing your existence as well. Can you explain this?
>>6040739
BECAUSE THIS IS THE SCOOP OF THE CENTURY RIGHT HERE
DO YOU WANT TO PENETRATE HER WHILE METTATON WATCHES IN THE BACKGROUND?
who won?
>>6040740
i dare you to say "I LOVE TORI!" at loud
>>6040704
>>6040744
A vegetable such as zucchini, cucumber, or squash.
>>6040749
This is giving me a Boner!
>>6040753
all of us, anon
we all won in the end
>>6040694
Ain't the first time I duped death. You really thought you could pay them folks off bettah than me? Honey, let me tell you a little somethin bout the chicken business. Ain't just quality that gets you far.
>>6040713
If he eats like that here, I'm sure he don't exactly hold back when he's payin neither
>>6040728
>He immediately produces a large bucket of Original Recipe chicken from within his jacket and hands it to you. No matter how much you eat, the chicken level never seems to decrease
One step ahead at the minimum, son. Dig in
>>6040753
The placements don't lie, boy!
>>6040761
Forgot pic.
>>6040761
...and it has to go up my butt? ew, no, anything else?
>>6040749
B-But i don't have a penis
>>6040777
You have a tail
>>6040609
>>6040611
>>6040614
>>6040617
>>6040618
>>6040622
>>6040628
>>6040631
>>6040634
>>6040658
>>6040684
>>6040694
>>6040701
>>6040708
>>6040721
>>6040740
You all are quite welcome. Again, excuse that... Mishap. It is fixed now.
>>6040724
I have no idea who you are and do not care one bit.
I shall make my exit now. Farewell to all.
>>6040754
>He looks around nervously.
I, uh...I...uh.
ILOVETORI!
>Runs away.
Who are some of the most relevant Avas?
>>6040776
Well, if that's the orifice you choose.
An alternative... let me think.
>>6040745
The fact that you would believe some skinny look-alike could ever pass as a bona fide Togami worries me. Have you not see how big I am? How do you suppose I've gotten this way, Saber? It is not because I eat whatever graces me, but because I have the money to afford the finest foods money can buy. A skinny man has no right saying he's the real me, and if he can't back it up with his figure then I see no reason for him to even attempt something so foolish.
>>6040769
>On the Colonel's mark, Togami starts eating the KFC chicken at incredibly fast speeds, almost as if he isn't chewing at all
>>6040788
O-OH... right!
>>6040791
M-Maybe
>>6040769
What, so you're willing to see his arteries clog as long as he's filled your register first? I get that you're a businessman, but doesn't it benefit you to keep your customers alive?
>>6040714
>I see that people don't do it for evil or anything. But the way I see it is that it's trying to control too much. Maybe a game will be more interesting, but some of the purity is lost in my opinion. I can understand the reasoning behind it but I don't support it.
>>6040805
Okie Dokie loky.
>>6040792
Don't worry about it - it's fine, dude! See ya later, Shadow!
>>6040800
Fuck if I know. You keep asking the same damn question. No more big macs for you.
>>6040769
>>6040792
Read it here, dumbass. Black and white: Mishap.
>>6040792
Am I gonna get compensated for this?
I'm not going home without something for MY win.
>>6040816
Who's your favorite ava
AVA NOT AVAFAG
no Fyxe.
>>6040812
SHE SAID IT, NOT ME
DO YOU WANT TO PLEASURE HER WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS?
DOES THE THOUGHT OF HER QUIVERING AT YOUR TOUCH AROUSE YOU?
>>6040719
Fufu, I don't mind taking pictures, you should have asked anyways if you really wanted one of these.
...Is everything done?
>>6040800
i t-think everyone is relevant
>>6040792
What a boring and predictable response. Off with you now, mongrel. I'm sure you have very pressing matters to attend to.
ara ara~
>>6040819
Yeah, it's fine because you're not the one who got jipped.
>>6040864
Washi washi time~
>>6040838
T-That is a lot of questions!.
i think my answer is yes in e-every question
>>6040878
?
>>6040758
>>6040832
Thats easy, Fyx-
O-oh...Uh...thats a tough one...
I'd have to say Gobby
>>6040814
What a fine young man you are! I'll leave ya to your meal now.
>>6040814
Fah as I can tell, the more rotund customahs would find a way to their spherical shape regahdless of whetha or not I provide for em.
>>6040828
Now you direct your eyes here. Ya got three of em, I darn well expect one of em to be functional. >>6040643
>>6040595
Bitch and moan all ya want, cause ain't nothin evah gonna change that 2 into a 1
>>6040885
>Throws you a slav
>>6040902
Anon, what is this?
>>6040807
>An awkward silence passes.
...Very well, I will no longer inquiry about the truth behind this matter, more importantly...
>She stares at him devouring chicken.
What you are eating just now, is that fried chicken from the popular chain of restaurants KFC?
>>6040625
>wipes the tears away
Shh.
Its okay.
>>6040894
yo is there more pics like this? i mean god damn
>>6040872
no nozomi no!
>>6040936
Huh? Of me crying? Thats kinda messed up anon...
>>6040800
Yuno. Wriggle. Saber.
some others
>>6040936
red
>>6040899
Yeah, figure's you're not paying attention to the 'we all know who really won here' or when the host straight called it an error, you senile sack of shit.
If you even think about taking this as a win then I hope you drop dead of a heart attack some time soon. Hopefully in a life of death situation that will directly affect the success of your shitty chicken business.
>>6040947
Madoka.
>>6040899
Which may be true, but there's a certain point where it crosses the line from being a businessman to bona fide taking advantage of the ignorant and foolhardy.
>>6040949
what?...
>>6040865
I mean, well, he said it's been fixed, so it's pretty obvious you're gonna get your reward anyway, right? I'd say that it's fine in the end.
...And I'd also say that I probably wasn't supposed to say that, correct?
>>6040899
>As soon as he's done talking, Togami finishes up the last piece of chicken
Colonel...I cannot thank you enough for this.
>>6040922
Why yes, it is. It's to celebrate the man's celebration. Sadly nobody else joined in.
>there's another awkwardly long pause
Saber. I would like to use one of those demands now. I demand you ignore anyone that says they're me from now on.
>>6040943
no you know what i mean
seriously though, are they made with a program or are they done in a different way?
>>6040876
THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS
THE ROYAL SCIENTIST WANTS TO FUCK THE CAPTAIN OF THE GUARDS (at least I think it was the captain of the guards)
>>6040930
>Begins vomiting black ooze.
>>6040983
I don't care if it's fixed or if I'm getting a prize. I care about a certain someone dancing and parading around like he actually accomplished something.
>>6040953
It's fah too late for that. Ain't no subvertin the will a the arena. It gave me my rightful victory, and I been dead for 36 years any-dang-ways!
>>6040965
Miss, I appreciate your concern plenty, but all I do is provide the world with cheap, fast, and god dang good fried chicken! Ain't my fault if someone chooses to abuse it to their own detriment, outta my control!
>>6040992
Settle down now, all I ask for in return is your future patronage.
>He offers a crinkled hand
We have an understandin?
>>6041008
Oh, yeah, that's right! Good 'ol Colonel Sanders is saying he's won even though he clearly says it's a mistake! I probably shouldn't say that out liud just in case he hears me, but...
...I mean, I want you to be honest with me here, dude. Did he actually win that game?
>>6041004
>Captain of the Royal Guard, yes.
No more dares? alrighty then, I'll be going to sleep if that's all.
>>6041039
that is the cutest frisk I've ever seen
>>6041049
REALLY? COOL
THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYONE
THE ROYAL SCIENTIST WANTS TO BANG THE CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD
>>6041035
Die again.
>>6041043
Fuck no. You can read it in black and white, he got shot dead and I'm the one who brought it on him.
Going to sleep
G-Goodnight
>>6041035
Of course. I, the heir to the Togami corporation, can give you whatever it is you need.
>he shakes the old man's wrinkly hand
It is the least I can do for the man that turned chicken into a delicacy.
>>6041053
I dare you to stop being a commoner.
>>6040992
I was thinking about joi- ...!
>Togami's hand shines in red before the command spell is used on dark seibah
Togami...! Was the use of a command spell really necessary? I had no problem obeying such a simple order like that.
>>6040998
Hm? Oooooohh....I catch your drift now.
Made in a program. Custom Maid 3d 2 with furry mods.
>>6041043
Oooowwwweeeeee, my ears are burning! Wouldn't be a heretic tryin to defy the powahs that be, would it? That'd be mighty unfortunate.
>>6041074
Done!
>>6041039
YO!
>>6041053
>>6041073
See ya later, dudes! Have a good rest!
>>6041068
Then does it really matter if he parades it off or not if he's wrong in the end? The hero may be an idiot, but he's pretty sure that you won, so maybe he's wrong--
>>6041084
SIR, NO, SIR. I TOTALLY WASN'T SAYING THAT YOU WEREN'T THE WINNER OF THAT MATCH AT ALL. SERIOUSLY, THE HERO WAS JUST CHATTING TO HER ABOUT AMERICA, THAT'S ALL!
>>6041078
...
Perhaps one day I will tell you, but as for now it is important. I cannot have anyone slandering my name. I'm sure you would understand, being a king yourself.
>>6041090
What is this, a joke? You're still a commoner! If you won't even follow the rules of this game then why bother living? Go to bed and never wake up! If I see you here ever again I will personally kick you out into the trash heap outside!
>>6041074
I dare you to not be such a fat ass.
>>6041115
"Alfred!"
"Dude, did your friend have a good birthday!?"
>>6041115
You're not the one whose face he's rubbing his wrinkly ass in about it.
>>6041035
Though, I will say that in Togami's case, you should probably have told him to hit the stairmaster.
>>6041125
I suggest going back into whatever hole you crawled out of. Your smell is offending everyone in the room.
>>6041068
If you're so ornery about it, why don't you take intah your own hands? Strike me down where I stand! If you truly deserve the win, oughta be easiah than a Sunday mornin in summah.
>>6041074
Well shoot, you make an old man blush. Ain't nothin more than good southern cookin done fast and right!
>>6041115
That's what I thought you said. If you're smart, that's what you'll continue to say. You pickin up my meanin?
>>6041130
What he does outside a my establishments ain't a concern a mine. He's got his own life to lead; I'm just here to make suppah a little easiah.
>>6041125
I love you!