HG thread

I want to violently rape Muffet

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>>6041149
That is what food is all about. If it isn't done right and fast can you really call it food? If it takes times to prepare chances are it isn't something you should put in your system.

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>>6041144
That's the smell coming from your unwashed jelly rolls, tublord. With all that money, you'd think you could hire some people to scrub you down like one of those beached whales!
>>6041154
The feeling isn't mutual...

>>6041180
Pl-please love me back...

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>>6041149
Yeah, you can hide all you want behind this place's 'no dying' rules. There's not a person here who thinks you actually won. When the host himself says that I'm the winner, I'm the winner. Case closed. No bullshit is getting you out of it.

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>>6041149
You brought the food here. It's definitely your concern. Why wouldn't it be?

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>>6041180
At least I have enough common sense to undress and wash myself. A certain someone can't even do that.
There is also no reason to throw money away like that. If I can scrub myself, then I'll scrub myself. It's ideas like yours that send the rich into a downward spiral of poverty.

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>>6041123
Then I will not acknowledge that man's existence for as long as our contract is active. With that said...
>She stares at the empty bucket of KFC on his hands
I do not recall any KFC restaurant in the vicinity, where did you obtain that bucket from?

I miss Ronald Mcdonald

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>>6041127 (Monster Kid)
You know it, dude! I gave her the compilation as the last gift, and she totally loved it! I think Yao was a bit jealous of her, actually, but it was Xiao's birthday, not his! DURUFU~!
>>6041128 (Save the World?)
Then just pretend that he won until he lets it go, dude. If he's wrong, he's wrong - humour him a little bit until he finds out the truth, y'know? I'd say it's easy to get him to cut it out - just suck the fun outta everything and he'll leave!
>>6041149 (Colonel Sanders)
Y-YES, SIR. I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER ABOUT THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH THAT CLEARLY WASN'T HER - YOU KNOW, I'D SAY THAT YOU RIGHTFULLY WON THIS MATCH ANYWAY, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?

>>6041223
I want a Burger King avafag

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>>6041226
Fuck. No.

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>>6041218
For a king you certainly aren't observant.
>he points to the old man in all white
Over there. That man you see is the man that started it all. Without him there is no doubt in my mind I wouldn't like fried chicken as much as I do now.

>>6041223
So do I.

post em'

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>>6041223
H-He left? No. I refuse to believe it, Anon.
>>6041238
Then what else do you think you should do to tell him to cut it out? I'm not asking you to worship the ground he walks on and praise him whenever you can, just say "Oh, yeah, you won, I guess".

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>>6041211
Nice try, but I haven't had any trouble getting dressed since I hit my growth spurt and are you sure you can wash yourself? With all of the gut and those flabby arms, I'd be surprised if you can wipe your own ass without using rag on a stick or something.
>>6041184
Find a flight of stairs and throw yourself down them and I'll think about it.

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>>6041176
Fact of the mattah is, we disagree. I do my chicken fast not just because I can, but because the quality don't go nowhere. If anythin, my pressure cookin makes it all the juiciah. When it comes to othah fare, same thing can't usually be said. Ain't nothin like a propah bowl of gumbo, but it takes real time to do right. If it didn't, heck, we'd sell it!

>>6041189
No no no, little miss. Strike me down, and even if I come back, it don't mattah. Prove you ain't just saltiah than my herbs and spices bout gettin your be-hind handed to ya by an old-timer!

>>6041204
I didn't bring nothin nowhere. He asked for KFC di-rectly, and I'm a sort of mobile orderin countah. Whether or not he wants to exercise don't involve my business.

>>6041226
You do realize I can hear you talkin to her, right? I'm old, not deaf.

HG, do you get annoyed when people interact with you out of nowhere, or do you welcome it?

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Who won my first games?
I deleted my slides and I forgot to put it in a txt.

>>6041293
Welcome. People are too afraid to talk to anyone

>>6041273
Quit being so tsun! Even if it is the sweetest things ever...

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>a dark creature opens the door, and stand inside, where only his shape is shown

>>6041296
Araragi

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>>6041293
>Welcome

>>6041293
Depends, when someone keeps saying the same thing, yeah.

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>>6041275
Might be your business if he drops dead because of it. I know it's not hard to trot out the "personal decision, not my problem" line, but you could always be the first to show that you actually care.

>>6041304
>shines spotlight at it

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>>6041293
I welcome it as long as it's more than "How are you doing?" or "Good morning.". Fuck if I will actually put any effort into an interaction that starts out like that.

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>>6041271
Those words will never, you hear me? Never leave my mouth.

>>6041275
Putting a bullet between your eyes won't solve anything. I've given all the proof you need, but you're just too dumb to put the pieces together.

>>6041293
Depends on who they are and what they're saying. They better have a good reason to talk to me of all people.

>>6041304
Great, just what we needed, a pervert.

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>>6041321
Oh yeah, right.
I'm guessing he's not here, is he?

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>>6041261

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>>6041293
I love it!

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>>6041293
I normally welcome it, but it depends on the context sometimes. In fact, most of the time it makes me happy because it makes me have less work to do finding someone to arr pee with.

>>6041299
Also this, a lot of people seem to be worried about circlejerking.

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>>6041304
Oh no! Bigscarydoorwayman! Doing the stop it now please?

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>>6041293
I don't know. I might if it ever actually happened

>>6041346
I AINT GOT NO IPHONE

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>>6041273
Are you curious as to how I preform everyday tasks? Stop beating around the bush and ask to watch if you really want to know.

>>6041275
That's why you're the one that has rocketed this business into the sky. As a business man myself it warms my heart to hear other people who know what they're talking about, and know what settles hunger.

>>6041304
Yes? Get on with it.

>>6041353
stop using your sister for OOC faggo

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>>6041275
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, MISTER SANDERS. WE'RE JUST HAVING A DISCUSSION OVER GOOD 'OL KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN, YOU KNOW? IT'S BEEN A GOOD TIME ALL AROUND.
>>6041304
...
Are you a ghost? You better not be a ghost, or else the hero's gonna beat you up to save everybody here!
>>6041342
Yes, I hear you, but he won't let it go unless you say what he wants to say. Alternatively, you could pick a fight with him, but that isn't exactly the wisest of choices.

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>>6041373
Fucking make me, fuccboi.

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>>6041253
Hmm...?
>Her gaze scans the area until finding the aged man. >>6041275
That person is...the founder of the restaurant!
>Seiba takes the empty bucket from Togami's hands, looking at the printed face of Colonel Sanders and the real being not far from them.
It's really him...but I left my purse at home today. Togami, I need your money.

>>6041275
>Seiba rushes at the colonel
You...I need to speak with you, Colonel Harland David Sanders.

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>>6041351
Is that so? Then you won't mind if I ask why you're so embarrassed about loving whoever Tori is.

>>6041293
I'm fine with anyone approaching me as long as it's not a boring FE character that asks me how my day is.

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>>6041261

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>>6041333
>it reveals a masked man

>>6041342
>the masked man moves his head to face the weirdo, then moves away as if he's uninterested

>>6041363
Doing the what in? Humans these days get dumber and dumber.

>>6041371
Depends human, are you ready to get on with your life?

>>6041375
You can't lie a finger on a ghost, besides, I'm more than a "ghost", I am a Youkai!

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>>6041299
>>6041322
>>6041351
>>6041353
>>6041366
>wakes up
GOOD NIGHT!

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>>6041371
How could anyone not be curious when it comes to a circus sideshow like you? My curiosity is morbid... just like your obesity!

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>>6041383
It's as if I'm the servant and you're the master.
Ask him nicely and I'm sure he'll give you some for free. Just don't irritate him. He's a man of status and deserves to be treated well.

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I'll take that as a no.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.....
WELCOME TO
BOWSER GAMES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJtgDrJWoE8

I'LL BE TAKING 36 OF YOU LOSER AND WILL BUMP IF NEEDED

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>>6041417
Hiyoko Saionji

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>>6041417
Furry porn

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>>6041375
I could pump him full of lead in an instant if I wanted to, just like I did in that game. That won't make him stop though.

>>6041400
Fuck you too, asshole.
Make any strange movements and you'll be in a cell faster than a Blackholeian parading the Space Patrol HQ.

>>6041417
SAVE THE WORLD

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>>6041417
Nymph

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>>6041417

Monster Kid

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>>6041417
Maria and Harusame

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>>6041417
Ryouka Narusawa

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>>6041417
Gilgamesh

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>>6041417
Tanaka

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>>6041304
Are you done acting dramatic, yet?
>>6041417
Gishki Ariel

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>>6041417
Senshougahara

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>>6041417
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>6041400
...A youkai? I dunno if I should beat you up, but... I CAN LAY A FINGER ON A GHOST, AND I'LL BEAT YOU UP IF YOU HURT ANYONE HERE, YOU HEAR ME?

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>>6041417
Classy Raven

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>>6041417
THE CRIMSON DEMON

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>>6041405
....And nothing of value was gain from this stupid gesture.
>>6041417
Momohime Jinkuro

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>>6041417
Reigen Arataka

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>>6041417
Kirigiri

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>>6041417
FUCKING AVAFAGS

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>>6041417
Sheath

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>>6041417
Astolfo

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>>6041417
Artoria Pendragon

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>>6041407
Are you done yet, or are you going to keep filling the air with meaningless words? My fat is the fat of a noble prince. Anyone with a half working brain would be envious of it.

>>6041417
Byakuya Togami

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>>6041417
Spiderus

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>>6041417
Tenshi

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>>6041417
Hikigaya Hachiman

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>>6041417
Saihara Shuichi

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>>6041417
Demon Archer

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>>6041293
It's exciting!
>>6041417
Sylvie Paula Paula

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>>6041417
Agria the Shadowless

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>>6041387
>He blushes.
It's, uh...It's 'cause I really REALLY love her.

I finally told her, though, and she said she had a crush on me, too! So we're a couple now, I guess!

>>6041405
...Huh?

>>6041417
Littletale Asgore

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>>6041417
The Purest

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>>6041417
Young Master

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>>6041293

"No issues here! Though, there's only so much you can say to people you've not interacted with before. Haha, unless I'm wrong about all of that. Probably am."

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>>6041417
Loli

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>>6041417
Itou Kaiji

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>>6041417

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>>6041400
Stopping being creepy! You creepyman desu! Stopping it now or being hole filled OK?
>Sheath pulls out her automatic pistol she affectionately names the 'flood gun' and points it at the shadowy figure.

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>>6041451
hello tbere lasy! Bow are you doing?
>extends hand

>>6041475
Hiua plyshie!
Can you tell me who i am?

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>>6041417
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>6041325
We offah a wide variety of options for those who got one eye on their waistline! Advertise em real prominent like too! We care enough to provide help, but only if they're willin to take our hand! Can't force a man to do it. Even if we could, strikes me as plain unAmerican!

>>6041342
All this circumstantial evidence don't mattah when the hard proof says othahwise. Thought an officah might understand that, but you're the sorest losah I evah did meet!

>>6041375
Boy, keep insultin my intelligence, and you'll find out where all my competition ended up soonah or latah.

>>6041371
To think, all this know-how came from a farm boy who didn't have no chance at anythin resemblin a propah education. Goes to show how far common sense, motivation, and hard work can take ya.

>>6041383
Shoot, been a long time since I heard my entiah name. Colonel will do just fine dear. Now what seems to be troublin you today?

>>6041417
Colonel Sanders

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>>6041501
Sorona

>fucking autism

>>6041453
gay

>>6041506
kys LF

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>>6041417
Emiya Kiritsugu

I love my waifu Hiyoko

>kk

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>>6041463
Yeah yeah... I'll cut you some slack, Two-ton Togami-kun.

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>>6041506
I dunno who'ya are. Can YOU tell me who'ya are?

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>>6041417
Alex

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>>6041513
Oh? Hard proof? You mean like when the host of the game declared me the winner?
Stupid piece of shit.

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>>6041429
>he laughs clearly
Such a fool.

>>6041439
I'm not acting dramatic, I literally opened the door and took my time.

>>6041446
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MESSING WITH! HUMAN!!!

>>6041505
>he waves her, gesturing her to calm down
This is how you humans honor your guests?!

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>>6041545
Take a good hard look, tell me what you see.

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>>6041506
.....
("The hell is this baboon even saying... no matter.")
>Looks away from the girl.

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>>6041429
Then just either walk away, tell him to shut up, or just let him believe what he wants to believe. Although I may be a bit dense, I'd say that any of those three options will do the trick, you know?
>>6041513
MISTER SANDERS, NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOW ME WHERE YOUR RIVALS WENT (is that where Ronald disappeared to? Oh, God), WE'RE JUST HAVING A FRIENDLY DISCUSSION OVER KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND HOW THE GAME SHOULD'VE TURNED OUT, YOU KNOW?
>>6041546
I MAY BE HUMAN, BUT I'M A HEROIC HUMAN! WHETHER YOU'RE FROM GENSOKYO OR FROM A DIFFERENT PLACE ENTIRELY, HURT ANYBODY HERE WHILE I'M AROUND AND I'LL BEAT YOU UP, GOT IT? I'M ALFRED F. JONES, AND I'M THE HERO~!

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>>6041516
Ok

>>6041532
>kiss
I want to suck every drop of moisture out of you, my perfect, delicate, soft little sponge cake.

>King Knight

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>>6041513
I too value common sense, motivation and hard work. Unless you have those three things it's not possible to get anywhere in life. You're a wise man, Colonel. I expected nothing less than this.

>>6041532
I don't care if you cut me slack. What you're saying is objectively wrong, and it won't bother me at all if you remain ignorant. Know that you're the only person that feels this way, Hiyoko.

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>>6041383
As an enthusiast of his products I will acknowledge the prestige surrounding Colonel Sanders.
>Her hand clenches in a trembling fist
...A free bucket delivered from the legend himself, I cannot let this chance slip out of my hands!

>>6041513
Colonel, I was unaware of your manifestation in this realm. Following the example of my master Byakuya Togami I humbly request a bucket of chicken from you.

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>>6041475
If you're both good with it, then why the bashfulness?

>>6041513
We're not anywhere close to America right now, as far as I can tell. At least not to the landmass. The person is another story. In the case of this place, there's nothing wrong with being a little more direct in offering an option that isn't deep fried to hell and back. If they refuse, then go ahead and give 'em the hell and back, I suppose.

>>6041545
You don't have to call him names, you know. I know he's old, and whatnot, but that's no excuse.

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>>6041546
Guest not being creepy doorway standers! But! Sheath being very much sorry..
>She throws the 'flood gun' into the air and it seemingly just disappears.

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>>6041414
>>6041585
>>6041591

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>>6041546
Yes, that's what's typically considered to be "dramatic", if you hadn't realized.

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>>6041536
Okay! I'm Tanaka!

>>6041568
>loops around you to get your attention
Oioioioi
Don't ignore me, desu!

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>>6041574
I BET YOU CAN'T LAY A FINGER ON THE LUCKIEST YOUKAI ALIVE!! HUMAN!

>>6041599
Good that you threw your toy away, Human, now you'll be much easier to surprise... Unless you're not a human at all...

>>6041617
I think you may have never met anyone who takes their time doing stuff, oh well, can't blame you Humans for "living in the spot"

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>>6041598
I dunno. I guess I kinda wanna keep it just between me'n her for now...

>>6041623
Hiya, Tanaka! I'm Asgore, but'ya can call me Gorey!

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>>6041585
What am I wrong about? You being really fat? I don't know... you're the guy sucking up to Colonel Sanders in the hopes of getting some free extra crispy...

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>>6041591
He's a merciful man. He allowed me free chicken when I ask for it when he won. There should be no reason you don't get some.
However, it would be extremely nice of you if you could give me some of your chicken. If I don't keep my energy up you won't get any from me.

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>>6041546
Oh, you wanna call names now, huh?

>>6041565
Same thing that's been spitting up nonsense that I was looking at five minutes ago; a blind, desperate old man who's got so many screws loose they can't realize when they're in the wrong.

>>6041574
None of those options satisfy me.

>>6041598
Calling names and saying it how it is are two different stories. Don't tell me you think I'm in the wrong here.

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>>6041417
Hajime Hinata

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>>6041656
I am calling titles, yes.

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>>6041633
Not when it comes to something as trivial as opening a door, it certainly doesn't.

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>>6041623
Sorry, I don't speak ape. Now, get the hell out of my sight and leave me be!

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>>6041633
Haha! Muchfunnycreepyman! Thinking gun being main attack? But! Ears giving my 'secret' away desu?

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>>6041633
MAYBE, MAYBE NOT, BUT I'M STILL GONNA BEAT YOU UP REGARDLESS IF YOU TRY TO HURT ANYONE HERE! I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO FIGHT ME, BUT I'M WARNING YOU TO WATCH YOUR BACK!
>>6041656
Well, what WOULD satisfy you, dude? Of course, it's a bit dumb of me to ask that question, but if you think you can resolve this using a much more effective way, then feel free to use it! The hero's just giving you advice, even if it isn't all too good advice!

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>>6041417
Ultimate Despair

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>>6041574
>A mysterious breeze kicks up, almost as though the Colonel himself were the source. Iconic Kentucky Colonel outfit flapping in the breeze, his feet lift off the ground, eyes glowing with a burning white light.

>>6041585
I appreciate the sentiment young man. Will you be havin anythin else this evenin?

>>6041591
You mean like the one right here, darlin?
>Suddenly, netween his hands is another full bucket of piping hot Original Recipe chicken
I don't see why not!
>He offers the pail of crispy, delicious poultry

>>6041598
Ma'am, in most cases, they are well aware of their personal issue. Last thing they need is me givin em grief ovah it. Also, we got locations worldwide, and Japan in particulah is a great market for us.

>>6041656
And look here, see that label beneath me, one that says winnah? What's that one below you say?

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>>6041417
Ryouko Otonashi

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Need seven more.

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>>6041699
Ultimate Space Hamster.

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>>6041712
Terry Stotts

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>>6041642
I...I can't believe you! You think I would do that? I am simply admiring him as any sane person should! A living legend is here among us Hiyoko, so it would be instinct to want to talk to him!

>>6041705
What else do you have with you at the moment?

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>>6041679
Well you are taking YOUR time on understanding this trivial topic.

>>6041685
...have you been dropped as a kid?

>>6041696
BUT I DON'T EVEN FIGHT PEO-
Wait isn't this place an Arena?! Why are you not allowing people to fight?!

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>>6041639
Goat's out of the bag now, don't you think?

>>6041656
Calling him a piece of you know what is going too far. Other than that, of course I'm on your side. It was clear to me what was supposed to happen.

>>6041705
Let's be honest, you could deep-fry a squid and have it served by a loli robot on a toilet on wheels and they'd eat it up.

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>>6041712
COOLPHISTO

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>>6041712
Capra Demon

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>>6041712
Caroline and Justince

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>>6041712
meme expert

>>6041712
>>6041501

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>>6041716
Uhh? What's that? Do you even understand who you are talking to? This is none other than the second coming of Junko Enoshima! The Ultra Despair Girl! Monaca Towa!
And Monaca is no hamster! She is a force of nature that only exists to spread despair!

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>>6041712
CODY DEATH

AAARRRGGGHHH

>Cody Death

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>>6041673
Then it's 'Officer'.
The last guy wearing a mask I had the displeasure of talking to was delusional. One of those guys who thinks cartoons are real or something. Or, as you might say, a fool.
I'm in my right to be suspicious of some creep who comes in wearing a mask.

>>6041696
I'm not gonna be happy until that old bastard's down on his hands and knees begging for my forgiveness. He had the nerve to fuck with my hair and to royally tick me off. Then he'll present his 'trophy' to me and destroy it. That's when I'll be satisfied. When these geezer gets a clue.

>>6041705
You can keep showing this to me all you want. It doesn't include the bit where the host says that I'm the winner.

>>6041738
And you think he, who takes this win as his own and hangs it proudly above his fireplace at the end of the day isn't a piece of shit?

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>>6041734
Not remembering that far back desu! Being many hundreds of years ago! Much more important things being needed to remember!

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>>6041734
I've naught better to do other than debate the trivial at this point in time.

>>6041468
Https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9rw7LUbBM

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>>6041780
You seem more like an obsessed fan girl to me...

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>>6041798
Says the one with the eyeball sticking out of her hair.

>>6041809
Leave my presence, I can't understand a word you are saying, you are clearly a human.

>>6041813
Are you that bored? There's many things you can do other than complain to a masked Youkai.

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>>6041726
>As he names each item, he reaches into his jacket, and from within its dark folds he tosses out a sample at you.
Let's see here, got grilled chicken, extra crispy, popcorn chicken, a famous bowl, a double down, a chocolate chip cookie, all kinds of chicken sandwich, got mashed potatoes, potato wedges, fries, curly fries, gravy on the side for all of em,
>There seems to be no sign of stopping soon

>>6041738
Well seafood is an option we offah there, but really, its their traditional KFC Christmas dinnah that they love the most!

>>6041798
The host nevah said nothin like that. He apologized to you for the confusion. 'Sides, host is only a conduit of the powahs that be, and they gave me my rightful numbah one finish.

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>>6041705
>Our hero begins to sweat slightly, putting up his hands in a defensive position. With a nervous laugh, he waves the deity off, giving himself a mental note to never piss off Colonel Sanders again.
S-Seriously, dude, there's no need to do what I think you're gonna do! We're civilised people, right? We don't have to fight!
>>6041734
AND I NEVER FOUGHT A YOUKAI BEFORE, SO I GUESS WE'RE EVEN--
...I mean, it's an ARENA, but you fight people in the Arena when there's a game going on, right? I'm just telling you not to beat people up without a good reason!
>>6041798
Well... I'd say that he's gotten a clue, but he's in denial. Or, he just wants his amusement, so he's taken to messing with you to get his daily fix. I really wouldn't know how to deal with situations like these, but... He's wrong, right? Then he's fighting a losing battle, and when you get your wincard, you can rub it in his face! Done!

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>>6041832
Being very much rude person! Guest not supposed to being rude! But you who are leaving if you are guest! Even I knowing that!

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>>6041822
Junko Enoshima is not a name or one person, it's more like a "legacy title"! Only the most despair-inducing person can hold it!
Of course Monaca reached that level and surpassed it in no time! It wasn't too hard after all!

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>>6041840
You have left me with no choice Colonel. I will take everything you've just listened!

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>>6041798
I think he's a Southern gentleman who's letting the Southern outweigh the gentleman. If the host said that there was an error and it would be corrected, that should be the end of the matter.

>>6041840
And what exactly is included in that? Don't hold back if it's a bunch of weird stuff coated in wasabi.

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>>6041832
A masked what? For as long as I'm trapped here, no, I've really nothing better to do.

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>>6041861
When did I said I'll fight people for no reason?

>>6041862
>he counts his fingers, trying to translate the girl's words, failing to do so
I still have no idea what you are saying.

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>>6041644
Even though you already emptied an entire bucket by yourslef. As expected of an apetite who even surpases my own.
>She simply nods.
Understood, but I expect a seat reserved for me in front of your table in the near future.

>>6041705
This...
>Taken by surprise by the magecraft before her eyes Seibah accepts the meal.
I'm really grateful for this gift, Colonel.
>She takes a deep breath avobe the steaming pile of chicken.
My name is Artoria Pendragon, and I am most pleased to meet the man behind Kentucky Fried Chicken and its fundation.

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>>6041738
Yeah, I gue-

...Hey!

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>>6041863
Right, right, I understand. You really loved your big Sis Junko, right? Like fell in love with her! A forbidden love that was ripped away from you when she died, so you wanted to become as much like her as possible. Like a tribute!

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>>6041886
Ah I get it, you are a boring person, usually they get stuck being bored, do something new then, that'll make you have fun.

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OK
CHECK IT, SWAP WITH SOMEONE ELSE IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE TODAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Oekf-XsPE

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>>6041832
Now you're going to make fun of my anatomy?

>>6041840
That's some makebelieve bullshit if I ever heard it.
I'll just have to wait for the host to return so that he can lay it on you that you didn't win shit. Don't expect me to show you any pity when it's high time for me to rub my win in your face either.

>>6041861
I'm doing that regardless.

>>6041882
Two simple hints he can't seem to take.

>>6041909
Let's get this started.
And don't even think about cheating me out of a win.

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>>6041898
No, that's disgusting. Monaca doesn't swing that way.

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>>6041909
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.

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>>6041888
You being first person not understanding! Maybe you being the dropped one? Taking off mask now too! Just like hats, masks are being rude!
>>6041909
Being ready for mission Desu!

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>>6041909
Well, this should be interesting. Let's do our best, guys...

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>>6041909
Let Paula crack all her fingers. Then she will be ready!

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>>6041890
>Togami stares at the chicken Saber has in front of he. His eyes fixated on his crisp it looks.The smell assaulting his nose, and the heat radiating off of the chicken makes it feel like the room is at boiling point
Yes...the seat. You can have the seat.

>>6041909
Get on with it, peon. There's no time to wait.

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>>6041909
Ryoutasu is ready! Poya-gun is ready! Everything is ready!

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>>6041891
What? Was it something I said?

>>6041916
Then there's no need in getting riled up over it. You know you're right, and you'll be able to have your moment of justice soon enough. His time for eating crow will come.

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>>6041888
It's in every ghost's nature to spook the crap outta random people, so excuse me for being a bit sceptical when you popped in without a word! The hero knows what to do in situations like these, you know!
>>6041909
Sweeeeeeet! Go ahead, dude! I'm up for it!
>>6041916
But he seems to assume that it was his win despite it not being his win. If you give him evidence that you won, he'll leave you alone!
...I mean, all his evidence only happened because of a mishap, dude. A wincard would get him to shush up about it.

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>>6041920
Then how DO you feel about her then? I'm curious...

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"This isn't really directed to anyone, really, but. Yo, it's been pretty fun hanging out here. Just sayin'. Even when I feel like I'm not doing too much to be entertaining."

"I'm new... That might not be something to proudly admit, but it's the truth if it isn't already obvious. I feel like I'll get with the flow once I tough it out more. I can handle a fair share of criticism, but I didn't get that just yet. Try to break my spirit if this is what you want to do after reading this, but... I feel like sticking around. If that's okay! Apologies in advance if I'm being dumb currently."

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>>6041916
E-eh? Isn't that just a cosmetic?

>>6041935
Take off my mask? Human, you haven't earned it.

>>6041950
But you proved you know nothing about it, and yes that is what I am doing, but you immediately threw shade at me when I walked through a door.

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>>6041861
>he lifts a single arm till the back of his hand is with the ground. From below your feet, a geyser of boiling hot oil erupts, launching to you into the sky, surrounded by the scalding grease

>>6041868
Man aftah my own heart, and a personal heart surgeon.
>Pulling open both sides of his jacket, a tsunami of food blasts outward, sweeping you off your feet and carrying you far from where you stood.

>>6041882
Depends on the ordah, but it's usually some combo of a full roast bird, mashed potatoes, and a course the gravy! They love them some Americana in Japan Land!

>>6041890
Oh shucks, it weren't a single dang thing, Miss Pendragon! I try my best to meet everyone I possibly can aftah all.

>>6041916
He already gave the wincard lil miss. Looks like you're eatin tough toenails tonight!

(Wed 02/9/2011 11:41:01 am) : Please, I'm begging you! -She could no longer keep herself up, letting go of her body and falling onto the copier, tears rolling down her eyes. Even though he was completely abusing her, she loved it. She loved feeling so helpless and out of control, especially to him. She shook and twitched against his fingers, screaming as he grabbed and squeezed her now extremely oversensitive clit, her body already tensing up again.- N-no... it hurts.. it really hurts!

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>>6041909
Is this game ever going to start? I am growing impatient.

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>>6041956
About Big Sis? She is the most wonderful, beautiful, magnificent being in the entire world!
Or well, she was, but then she got turned into a pile of gooey meat and blood, so she isn't any of those things anymore.

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>>6041973
Sheath not being human! Maybe mask preventing you from seeing that desu?

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LET'S GO DO THE MARIO!
Vhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB1BwD7xmM0
AND NICE TRY TRYING TO STOP MY GAMES.
AIN'T NOTHING THAT CAN STOP ME!

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>>6041905
That depends upon your definition of the word. It's as I said, I'm stuck here, and after trying to devise a way home, the next best thing is to fight or chat.
And there's precious little new to do here in the first place.
>>6041909
I stand ready.

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>>6041939
>Seibah was already eating the chiken like the monster she is.
>[loud munching]
...W-What are you doing standing there? Eat already or...it will disappear before...you realise it
>She presses one chiken leg against his lips.

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>>6041949
That was a bad joke'n you know it!

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>>6041988
How can you say that? When we were in that simulation, I didn't stop caring about Mahiru when she was killed... You don't miss your big Sis at all?

(Wed 02/9/2011 07:50:57 am) : -Returns the kiss and pulls back, sliding her hands up her skirt and pulling off her panties, tossing them to him. She then smiles and sits on the photocopier, crossing her legs while her skirt rolls up her thighs.- Do you like my stockings, sir? They feel great ~

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>>6041962
Just pipe down and enjoy the game. It's that simple.

>>6041978
I suppose they would. Who would have thought that the bomb would lead to KFC on every corner?

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>>6041995
Wait, she hasn't finished! Guess she'll just have to do while walking! Good luck everyone! You'll neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it!

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>>6041990
But you speak like one.

>>6042002
Okay I get it, you're stuck in an open area with lots of things to do.

(Wed 02/9/2011 07:59:29 am) : -Gasps a little as she felt his hand against her, closing her legs tighter and smirking.- What sir, what business do you have down there? I don't seem to have an appointment written down for that in your schedule. And you always follow that schedule. -She leaned up and bit his lip, tugging it as she leaned back.-

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>>6041949
>>6041950
None of it changes the fact I know he's going to keep that winning slide of his and show it off like it's his greatest achievement.

>>6041962
If you wanna stay that's fine by me. Just don't do anything dumb or you'll be seeing your way to space juvie.

>>6041973
I'm an alien. This is one of my eyes.

>>6041978
I didn't say anything about wincards now did I?

>>6041995
It's my job, I guess.

>>6042029
Post the walking backwards one

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>>6042028
Shoot, that was before I even started to franchise! Don't think a single soul coulda made that guess.

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>>6042033
If the "lots of things" in question happen to be fighting, talking, fishing, or something very physical and nature-related.

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>>6042025
Big Sis went out the way she wanted to, full of despair, so Monaca is fine with her being dead.
She doesn't miss her anymore, because Monaca turned out to be better at being Junko Enoshima than Big Sis ever was!
Just ask Big Bro Komaeda about it!

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>>6041978
>>6042007
>the flood of food coming from the Colonel's jacket sends him a distance from where he stood
Saber! I demand you help me eat this food! There far too much here for one man to eat by himself!

>>6041995
>

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>>6041995
Wh-What the hell is this?! I'm a baby...and an evil one at that? What kind of stupid sh-

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>>6041995
Wow! Space being much strange here! Perfect warping area desu!
>>6042033
Much sorry! Sheath first language not being Japanese desu!

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>>6041978
As expected, I would not be surprised if you are standing here as an heroic spirit like me, Colonel.
>She quickly empties her bucket, followed by cleaning her own mouth with a handkerchief.

>>6041995
>Sprints away with chicken on hand.

(Wed 02/9/2011 08:06:39 am) : -She moaned loudly and closed her eyes, nodding her head.- Oh, I'm sorry sir.. didn't know you needed to use the copier. -She squeaked as she was pushed back, following his command and uncrossing her legs, spreading them wide apart.- Is that wide enough sir? Or should I keep spreading them?

(Wed 02/9/2011 08:24:13 am) : -She squirmed around for the moment, crossing her arms around her chest and blushing a dark red.- Sir! Don't do that, sir! -She moaned and cried out in pleasure, her cheeks turning hot as she increasingly got wetter and wetter by the second.- No...

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>>6041995
A relaxing jog every now and then can't hurt. If any of you dare to follow me, go right ahead, it has been quite sometime since I have had someone brave enough to challenge.

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>>6041962
Yo, Monster Kid, don't worry about it! Most of the people here seem to like you, so the hero thinks that you'll fit in soon enough, dude! Stick around if you wanna, because I'd say you have a bright future ahead of you here!
>>6041973
Maybe, maybe not, but... Okay, maybe I'm scared of ghosts hence why I was a bit too bold when you walked in, but that's completely understandable, you know? I'm allowed to be fearful at times, the hero isn't perfect!
>>6041978
>Our hero just flies up, screaming loudly and hoping that he doesn't die. His train of thought currently consists of one simple mantra - "I pissed off Colonel Sanders, and now I'm going to die by his hands."
OH GOD I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I KNOW I SHOULD'NT HAVE BEEN TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK BUT I WANTED TO MAKE IT SO THAT THE TWO OF YOU WOULDN'T KILL EACH OTHER~!

(Wed 02/9/2011 08:34:13 am) : -She continued to moan, trying to keep herself quiet so her co-workers didn't here them in the copier room.- Because I'll enjoy it too much! -She placed a hand over her mouth, shutting her eyes tight as she groaned and tensed up.- You're gonna make me cum...

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>>6042043
EHHHHH?!

>>6042048
And much more, geez you're just like Takeo-chan.

>>6042058
But I am speaking Japanese, right now.

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COOLPHISTO is OP.
Sorry fat man, you can't run as fast as Wario can.
Raven uses black magic.
And Asgore's name is broke again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yoa5faRBqSk

(Wed 02/9/2011 08:39:00 am) : -She squirmed around, sliding her head down and running it through his hair, tugging at it and moaning even more. She continued to tense up, nearing her orgasm.- Sir... stop...

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>>6042080
Of course you are scared, you're a human, the most cowardly beings of all!

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>>6042028
>>6042043
>>6042080

"Deal!"

>>6042090

"Look, Mom! No hands!"

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>>6042086
Is it really that surprising?

>>6042090
Two crimes at once? I'm warming up a cell for you.

>>6042111
You got a name? I'm an officer so I might as well know it.

(Wed 02/9/2011 08:48:41 am) : -She groaned deeply and tightened up around his fingers, shutting her eyes tightly and cumming over his fingers.- Oh sir... you're amazing.. -She whispered, squirming around and groaning more.-

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>>6042044
But then Paula would be running away. If she runs away then you...
>her voice trails off as she keeps going further
>>6042090
Paula sees one big obstacle wight beside her. Whoops! Did she say that outloud? Disregard that please!

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>>6041293
>Unless the source is restricting me then I welcome anyone.
>tfw wanna circlejerk with GIRUGAMESH and Tohsaka but I gotta finish Heaven's feel first.

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>>6042090
EHHHHHH?! W-WHAT IS THIS?!!

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>>6042090
...That's odd. I could've sworn that brick wall screamed... But that doesn't make sense, must be imagining things...

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>>6042054
I don't know why, but I feel really sorry for you...

(Wed 02/9/2011 08:56:25 am) : -She opened her mouth and leaned forward, taking his finger into her mouth and sucking it clean. She opened her eyes after and looked at him, blushing a dark red.- Sir... what are you going to do now? -She bit her lip, then licked his lips.-

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>>6041962
Worrying about such a thing is pointless. Just try to enjoy yourself.
...And try to grow some arms or the like.
>>6042086
I've no idea who you're talking about. And if there is, I've failed to see any of it.
>>6042090
>Heavy panting
Always too much effort to be physical....

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>>6042090
You worm! Killing me isn't going to get you anywhere!

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>>6042024
Could've been better, I admit, but it definitely wasn't bad. Your reaction proves as much.

>>6042043
Well, it's not like it's not a matter of public record that the host said an error occurred and that it would be fixed. Throw that in his face. He certainly won't be able to get away with it against me.

>>6042045
I skipped a few years, obviously, but I'm pretty sure there's a correlation.

>>6042090
All in all, just another brick in the wall...and presto!

>>6042127
Shut up and keep smacking bricks, Hajime.

(Wed 02/9/2011 09:07:02 am) : -She watched closely as he removed his pants and boxers, turning on even more. She couldn't take her eyes off him, staring at his monster. She bit her lip, missing what he had said.- Hm? What was that, Sir? -She continued to stare, licking her lips and biting them.-

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>>6042090
...Feh.

>>6042142
First the pun, now my life.
>He sulks.

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>>6042128
Monaca is used to the pitiful gaze of others, so she doesn't really care about it! It's still not as bad as her daddy's!

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>>6042118
Y-yes!

>>6042135
You're TRYING to be miserable, which is a rare sight, but I have seen people try to be sad.

Post your most recently saved image

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>>6042043
Host had every chance to change that around if he really thought different, nevah had to let anyone know, but he knew. He knew deep down, I was the champion, am the champion, and will be until, well, prolly until this here game ends.

With that said, no hard feelins now. Ain't no shame in losin to a Colonel when you ain't even a Sergeant. Good luck out there now!

>>6042080
>He descends, and walks away from the ever spraying geyser as the oil burns you alive
Damn shame. Liked the cut a his jib too. He ought to learn from this though, once he recovahs.

>>6042059
>>6042056
>>6042142
>My hands are starting to hurt guys. I'm gonna reply to the slides till I die then take a break.

>>6042090
Blasted luck! This is why I stick to poultry!

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>>6042163
I most certainly am not! I fail to see what possessed you to think that.

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>>6042090
To waste an opportunity like that to attack us... she must be either a complete fool, or a genius attempting to strategically ignore me.

>>6042124
I will deem if you are worthy of me in the near future, mongrel. Consider yourself lucky.

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>>6042142
Riiiight... Not sure why you want me to, but I do kind of need to if I want to get into those secret areas...

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>>6042090
Silence! knee before your winner or face death!

>>6042056
>Her eyes are filled with DETERMINATION.
>Jumps right in the flood of fried chicken with her master
How did this happen in the first place?
>munch munch munch
I WILL SAVE YOU, MASTER!

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>>6042160
Good night, Monaca-chan. It's bed time for big Sis.

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>>6042086
Not being my first language! needing to learned it quickly for mission! So please bearing with me?
>>6042090
But! Aww no! I being loser again!

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>>6042167

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Cat Lady teaches Quantum Mechanics.
COOLPHISTIO says he's too cool for drugs.
Nymph burn's some Loli Twins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJmhHa3hGcc

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>>6042167
>I absolutely adore it

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>>6042167

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>>6042170
>take it easy Wiggins. Just enjoy some homestye chicken

>>6042190
>Togami casually eats the food surrounding him with a tear in his eye
It's simple Saber. He did it...Colonel Sanders. What a time to be alive.

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>>6042090
>By the way, you want to look at the Sorona event.
>>6042203
You know what they say! Losers lose all the time! No different here!

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>>6042180
Now I know why using magic to read someone's mind is forbidden in school grounds. That was kind of rude, sir.

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>>6042167
I-I swear to god there's a reason for this

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>>6042178
You are clearly attempting to avoid looking at the brightside of all this!

>>6042198
Okay, fine.

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>>6042167

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>>6042167
Don't tell Aqua.

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>>6042142
He just plays that bit off as some mysterious power that chose him as the winner. Like I said, senile.

>>6042163
Really though? I don't get it.

>>6042167
>Newest among the batch of new images.

>>6042170
You can yammer on about your prophetical bullshit all you want. The host'll be here tomorrow to remind you that you didn't win squat, no doubt about it.

>>6042203
...

(Wed 02/9/2011 09:17:17 am) : -She blinked at him, blushing then nodding.- Okay... we're clear now. -She slid off the copier and pulled down her skirt. She unbuttoned her shirt and exposed her black laced push up bra, keeping her shirt on as it made it easier to change afterwards. She smiled and turned around, turning on the copier and bending over it after.- It turns me on when you stroke yourself, sir.. I love it.

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>>6042195
But Big Sis Junko is dead, so you must be that Ultimate Impostor!
But whatever, he is one of the Ultimate Despairs anyway! Good Night!

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>>6042167

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>>6042167

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>>6042043
But IS IT his greatest achievement? Honestly, if he parades it off like it's the only thing he's ever done, then he has to get a hobby. I mean, do you see ME going on about how I won a game a few days ago? No, so he shouldn't be doing the things he does!
>>6042090
LIES! FRIGGIN' LIES! I WAS IN FIRST PLACE ABOUT TEN MINUTES AGO - HOW DID SHE WIN?!
>>6042107
"Cowardly", huh?
>Our hero rolls up his sleeves, looking at the youkai with a furious expression.
YOU WANNA TEST THAT THEORY OF YOURS?!
>>6042111
Deal! You're gonna have a good time here, Monster Kid, and the hero guarantees it!
>>6042170
>Our hero comes back after, like, a few minutes. When he makes sure that mister Sanders has walked away, he assumes a foetal position.
G-Goddamnit, that makes about five people that want to kill me now! I never asked for this, yet here I am, sitting here after recently being burned alive by mister Sanders! Why does this happen to me...!
>Our hero just shivers. Then, after one minute passes, he slowly begins to weep to himself, head in his hands.
>>6042167
>It's beautiful.

>NAHAHAHAHAHA~!

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>>6042203
Looks like analysis saves the day again. I can't believe that actually worked... Uh, thanks...?

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>>6042232
Nice fucking bat, needs some barbed wire though.

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>>6042118

"Sure do! It's Monster Kid. Nice to meet you, dude-"

"...Whoa! An officer? I bet that's a cool job! You won't see me doing anything bad though. Nothing heroic or awesome about hurting the innocent, am I right? I can always give you a hand if you need it!"

>>6042135

"I just like to believe my arms have yet to catch the growth spurt the rest of me went through. Giving it time, yo!"

>>6042203

"This is a true demonstration of my leg strength!"

>>6042244

"Dang! Another hero! Nice to meetcha!"

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>>6042167

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>>6042224

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>>6042203
T-thank you for helping desu? Not sure if reading right...
>>6042225
Now please being take mask off OK? Like knowing who I am talking with desu!

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>>6042244

>he didn't recognize you, and feels completely stupid

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>>6042203
>

>>6042214
>I have never eaten KFC, or at any other fast food chicken joint

(Wed 02/9/2011 09:35:23 am) : I've never experienced one at all... -She moaned and breathed deeply, loving his hand against her back. She squeaked, pushing back against him, wanting him desperately.- I don't care... I just want you in me.. please Sir... Please.

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>>6042203
This has not been my day.
>>6042225
What bright side? All I've met is a single being I would call a friend here, at best.
>>6042257
You...DO have limbs, yes?
>>6042167
>And now of just Ariel. I'll get around to cropping this comic eventually.

(Wed 02/9/2011 09:45:43 am) : Nope... your assistant is a virgin, Sir.. -She gasped as she felt him against her, closing her eyes and bending over, spreading her legs far apart.- Good... I wanted your cum inside me anyway.. -She moaned, and whined for him, wiggling herself against him.- Please...

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>>6042278

"I got my legs. I got my tail. Uh. Is my head a limb?"

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>>6042229
I didn't expect a shark-teeth alien with a third eye ball out on her head, it's a weird combination, that and the blue skin!

>>6042244
Yes.

>>6042266
fine. Let me take it off

>>6042278
See! Right there!

(Wed 02/9/2011 10:05:35 am) : Wait.. what? -Before she could say anything else, her words were replaced with moans, feeling him fill her tight hole. She squeezed herself tighter around him, wiggling her ass against his member, making him touch every inch of her walls.- Don't hold back...

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>>6042203
This is what humanity does for fun nowadays? Oh how far they have fallen. They have truly become beings of the lowest kind. No matter, one day, my wish shall come true for sure.

>>6042220
Magic you say? By any chance, do you happen to be a mage? Any answer besides yes or no is unacceptable. Surely you will listen to your king and answer me, right? It's been such a pain having to deal with all these uncooperative brats.

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>>6042244
So you see things my way. Good.

>>6042257
You don't need to worry too much about it, kid. I'd get in shi-..
>Coughs.
I'd get in trouble if I got someone like you hurt. Just leave it to the professionals.

>>6042295
I know you're wearing a mask, but my skin is green.

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>>6042294
Ahem.
...Does your species even have arms?
>>6042295
What of it? Was that not being positive?

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>>6042167

(Wed 02/9/2011 10:24:55 am) : Y-you're hurting me! -She moaned out loudly, her chest pressed firmly against the copier. Pain filled her quickly but was soon replaced by intense pleasure, causing her to moan and groan, her juices sliding down her thigh as he turned her on even more. Even though he was destroying her and she was enjoying it, pain still filled within her, causing her to move a hand behind her and press against his chest, as if asking him to slow down.- It hurts! -Although a thought wondered in the back of her mind, a feeling of wanting him to go even faster, to really make her cry. However, it was just a thought.-

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STW uses some alien slang.
Mokou and Raven are just wrong.
COOLPHISTO has an airship now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2N0vp4H10s

>>6042322
Shion b8

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>>6042167
>We PC-98 now

>>6042322
Hi Shion

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>>6042322
B-but why though?

(Wed 02/9/2011 10:38:41 am) : -She shut her eyes tight and held onto both sides of the copier, trying to keep her balance as it felt like every hard thrust he gave her would lift her off the ground. She blushed a dark red as he growled, soon screaming from his harder, deeper and faster thrusts. He was driving her insane, and from that her body quickly tightened up around him as she came, squeezing him so very tight.-