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HG thread Probably should repost this

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HG thread

Probably should repost this
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>>5955310
>The man simply eradicates the filthy woman that is not fit to be part of his harem
This...This is just an infringement on my rights...I won't stand for this. That woman wanted to touch me, while she wasn't fit to be my wife. I couldn't let something so horrible happen to me, so my actions were justified!
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>>5955293
>he starts freaking out like only a gay retard could
WHAT THE HELL!? NO!
>>5955310
did you know HP Lovecraft was paranoid as fuck?
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>>5955324
I don't need any ghosts as friends. There are enough of the dead around me as it is. I'm dead myself if you think about it. Isn't the funny? We can't be friends because we're both dead. There's not enough room in the world of us living for the dead folk. Better you than me.

>Shoots
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>>5955324
The hero will TOTALLY win in this fight, just you watch! He's confident in his fighting skills, and he's in an absolutely invincible mood, too--
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>>5955324
>>5955310
>>5955283
Now this kind of entertainment I much prefer.
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>>5955348
Yes, his themes were primarily related to intense xenophobia
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>>5955324
>>5955348
That was an awesome story! Those monsters were amazing!
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>>5955324
Sounds like a trap, there's no way any sane employees would bring their businesses to this place.
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>>5955188(Andy)
You should still stay away from me. You don't want to get sick, do you?
>>5955192(Go)
Why love someone that doesn't love you back? Or even care about you?
>>5955231(Spider)
I'll keep an eye on him then. Taranza right? You just came here?
>>5955234
>I'm happy you think that since we talk all the time. Never can stop improving though.
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>>5955240
I'm trusting you guys not to stab me in the back, alright?

>>5955273
D-didn't you just call me pathetic like not even an hour ago? M-maybe I'm just remembering it wrong...

>>5955310
>>5955324
Those costumes looked amazingly real, I wonder how long they spent working on them?

>>5955321
A-ah, s-sorry, I'll be quiet from now on. Y-you won't hear a peep out of me.
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>>5955324
>>5955310
Dont mess with the missionary man...
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>>5955238
Hey, I have no complaints about the cruel reality of no satisfaction.
if anything I enjoy it. Good work.
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>>5955286
Well, you can go ahwad and do that, it does seem like a waste of time to me thought, you could be out, doing you usual things.
>>5955295
Maybe not, but they will enlighten you! And open your mind to the worders of mathematics!
>>5955321
Of course it was! Just what do you think of me?
>>5955324
Grandpa knows better, he's really doing us a favor...
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Hold the fuck up.
>The fly-man himself comes barreling into the arena by means of shopping cart, skidding to a perfect halt as he crawls out of his personal storage of trash and filth and leaps onto the ground.
I just caught a whiff of something fucking awful, no, absolutely dog-shit rancid.
Where the fuck is it?
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>>5955310
A real lord...? I-I mean, one of my kin...! Haha, together we can throw a grand party to make the gods themselves jealous! Yes, let us party until first light!
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>>5955269
Shadow? Guess it could have been something weirder. Well, since you gave out yours, might as well provide you with mine.

My name is Hexxus, a being of...well, smoke, which you tried to bottle up as I came out of that tree...
>>5955292
The united states!? So my slumber has not been that long then...
Actually, your country and I have a very healthy relationship...
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Night y'all

>>5955365
I could do with catchin a lil Miz fever, know what I'm sayin?
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>>5955324
I totally get why you're fighting for candy. I have one in my mouth all the time.
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>>5955375
Did I? You're the one who said that yourself...
>>5955380
Whatever...
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>>5955380
You mean making woman love me and men jealous of me? Haha, I can't just stop doing that you know~
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>>5955365
Yes and I'm a quick learner. My plan failed I think, something must have triggered it, I wasnt specific enough with the word attack, I think.
>>5955383
>>5955395
BOO!
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>>5955395
>Picks golden flower.
They're always so pretty!
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>>5955381
Something with an odor worse than yours? I can't imagine it.

>>5955388
Hm, my apologies, Hexxus. If I may ask, how did you end up trapped in a tree?

>>5955393
Farewell, Wiggins.

>>5955395
Child's play. Let us retreat.
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>>5955395
I'll be taking some of those milk duds, thanks! Guess what? I'm taking more than one share!
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>>5955378
It's a bit creepy to enjoy something that should be giving a man dissatisfaction. If you have no complaints about said reality then I'd say it's perfectly fine.
I'm just somewhat dazed by someone enjoying the daydreams and the dissatisfaction rather than trying to get what's real..
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>>5955381
>hearing this statement, the girl sniffs under her armpits
Not me if that's what you're thinking.
>>5955393
You couldn't handle it. Go to sleep Wiggy. I know you like to stay up.
>>5955412
Maybe it's just weak, you know? When's the last time you tried it?
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>>5955395
The corpreal forms of my past victims...th-they've come back to haunt me...! No, I must stand my ground...a-as a...
>Runs away screaming
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>>5955322
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Excuse me, but was I talking to you? I don't think so...yet you jump into a conversation that does not involve you, just because you thought you had something worthwhile to say? I'm not sure if that's something you should do. No, no, no. Absolutely not. I think you just simply ignored my right to have a calm conversation about something with someone else, just because you thought that your opinion was so important that you had to intrude on our privacy, and disturb our little talk. You know, you just ignored at least two of my rights with that, so I won't even bother thinking about a way to keep this conversation going. Such rude and barbaristic acts shouldn't be encouraged, so ignoring them is the only acceptable option here.
>>5955348
"What the hell!? No!"? Hmm...
>The man's expression changes to properly convey the disgust he feels towards the young boy
What kind of reaction was that? Did you even pay attention to what I said? Probably not, but that's fine...You have the right to ignore whatever I say, because it's not a big thing, but there's a problem with that! You do have the right to ignore my words, but why would you do that if you asked a question from us? I didn't give you an answer to it, but I did tell you how to avoid such confusion in the future. Yet I got nothing for it. That's more annoying than being ignored.
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>>5955381
That thing you'll looking for might just be right in front of you, dude. How bad are we talkin' 'bout here? Absolutely disgusting? Really bad?
>>5955388
Yep! We've been here for quite a while, you know! About... 238 years, if I recall! Wow, we're actually pretty old. Man, I didn't think I was so ancient...
"Healthy"? I dunno what makes you say that, dude. What about it is so "healthy", and why do I feel creeped out by you saying that?
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>>5955395
Mirai gets the boobs she always wanted. Maybe a bad idea to climb those trees.
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>>5955404
Yeah... That... Id you really want to do that, please do it far away from me so I don't have to deal with it...
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Fuck you guys.
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>>5955365
>I only really know the characteristics of Garnet so I can't say much of your other avas.
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>>5955449
Mornin Angle
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>>5955442
>all of that in eight minutes
you're a fucking legend, m8
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>>5955429
A while I admit. I do have a more potent version, but thats just cruel.
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>>5955445
A good time if ever
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>>5955447
You know what they say Araragi; if you can't take the heat then so somewhere that's cooler!
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>>5955445
It will go on. I don't think there is something new about it. On the other hand, when the sun rises I will probably go on a walk. Not like we're comrades in this battle, so two you won't have a problem with that, right? I'll go on a relaxing walk just to make sure my mind is clear and the day starts out well for me.
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>>5955445
Taking food from strange magical men in the wilderness. If there's anything I was sure that I wasn't going it eat, it'd be this stuff right here.
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>>5955445
I've been quite careless lately.
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>>5955449
O-oh.. I thought we were friends.
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>>5955375
That's good trash, leave us be.

>>5955380
Fine, I'll believe you, would she even want to be in our little family then?
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>>5955465
It's 5pm
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>>5955445
...Perhaps it would serve my purposes better were I to discard this garment...
>>5955412
How could you trick me like this?! D-Do you know who I am? I'm the great Guiltia Sin Jurai, Conqueror of Chaos! Don't make me obliterate you...
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>>5955467
What's up with the dick sucking, anon? Calm the fuck down.
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>>5955500
It's a quote from Hot Fuzz you blithering idiot
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>>5955445
Yukine's closest is becoming more visible everyday.
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>>5955416
Well of course it's not me you fucking mutant freak, why the hell else do you think I'm so interested?

>>5955429
No, it's not body odor, this is some shit-stench straight from the fucking tap.

>>5955444
It smells worse than me.
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>>5955502
>calms the fuck down
for you
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>>5955507
Well, this is kinda weird.
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>>5955442
>Rin keeps her position, now tilting her head in a smug way while frowning her eyebrows at the boy. Making sure that there's no way for the boy to resist and fight the words as she's inevitably pressing herself onwards into the conversation.
It is in my right to point you out to wisdom when you're asking for correction. I don't fear you nor do I fear to fight whatever you might say. Your words are words but they don't retaliate into actions.
As for you asking this to be a case of mannerism, I have to point out to you that there's no need to point that out as you were the one who asked for a correction now, didn't you? Or is the little boy forgetting that he demanded a correction if wrong?
I might've ignored your rights, but I've ignored them with my rights and I'd say that my rights as virtue of one of the greatest family of magus' to ever exist is something that could continue this!
You might not think about a way to keep the conversation going, but I will as I'm not just letting you get away by trying to tell me I have no rights to correct when you've asked for it!
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>>5955507
These aren't for play and games. It's waste of bandages trying to wrap your whole body. So bring some toilet paper of your own.
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>>5955496
I think we are. But I'm still going to insult you. Being my friend doesn't stop me from insulting you.
>>5955503
But it's fucking 5pm you nigger.
Thats not morning.
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>>5955511
Good God, it must smell really bad, and I doubt it's me. As much as a dumb question this is, can you describe it in any way? I can assist you in looking for it if it's of that importance!
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>>5955483
I don't know, I think I'll take my chances and stay around to see you try your moves on every girl you lay your eyes on.
>>5955497
I don't know, Hikki wouldn't let me ask her, he must be really afraid that she would want to come with us.
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>>5955444
Oh, dont feel creeped out at all! In fact, your country is the reason why I'm even alive in the first place, dating back to all the way when your people started killing buffalos and tearing down forests!
>>5955416
How I ended up in a tree? I might sound crazy saying this, but fairies. Wretched fairy's imprisoned me in that cramped thing! You have no idea how horrible it is sitting in that thing!
>>5955507
Ohh, that will leave a sting...
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>>5955516
Says the one with an entire cock down his throat.

Nice "no u", but no.
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>>5955424
It's natural. People, not just guys, enjoy the fantasy of what they could possibly obtain and choose the unnatural bliss over dedicating the effort to get what they want, even if it results in strife.
I'm personally a fan of struggling in the harsh reality, but some just like the daydreams.
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>>5955507
Before you guys get confused, being undead is not being deaddead. All those guys are still alive. Sorta.
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>>5955402
To which you said you agreed with and that you thought of me to be scum or something of the like if I recall. Who knows. Maybe I just have a really bad memory? Not that it matters. I'll probably forget all of this by the time I wake up. Goodnight or whatever, Araragi.
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>>5955525
Thank you, truly only friends can insult each other.
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>>5955530
It you inhaled this shit it'd probably seep out of your skin like oil on water. It'd burn a fucking whole through your chest the size of a mutant's fucking asshole. Shit's probably thicker than a brick wall.
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>>5955545
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>>5955511
I'm not seeing it or smelling it. You sure it's here?
>>5955479
You here the stuff he wants to do? Do you want to see him do it, knowing you could've stopped it?
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>>5955531
That can wait till later. I have to go to bed. I can't do what i claim to do with bags under my eyes.
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>>5955545
Okay, whatever that was, that wasn't any kind of pumpkin I've ever seen...
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>>5955511
Whatever you are smelling, I'm not detecting. Perhaps that filth you travel around in is making you delirious?

>>5955534
Hm, and I suppose now you try to get revenge on these fairies?
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>>5955545
Jeez, just go to Mirai if you want candy. She has much to give.
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>>5955534
Yeesh, it's just using "healthy" in that context, man. And I'm kinda glad to hear that you're alive because of the United States, but when you put it like that, I feel... Urgh. I'm shivering and I don't know why. Are you really alive because of us, dude?
>>5955561
Jesus, that does NOT sound good at all. Like, if I smelt it, I bet I'd be poisoned or something because of it. Dude, I'll be happy to assist you in searching for it, but I have to know; when did you first start smelling it? Even if it's a dumb question, details like those can help us find it quicker.
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>>5955542
I'd still say that it's a weird thing to appreciate the struggle. I can understand that you'd want the competition and the challenge to prove that you're worthy and that you're the number one contender, capable of conquering what you truly desire.
But in relationships I don't think that'd ever work...I-I mean, you'd need both a connection... and you'd have to understand each other. Even if the hunt on the prey is more fun than achieving the actual prey. I-It's too complicated to make a comparison with by using just sheer wisdom from my books.
>Rin's smug look disappears and it turns into a more serious stare as she's trying to come up with a fitting analogy.
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>>5955548
Trust me, all that being pathetic thing is just in your head.
Good night.
>>5955576
A true champ would do it at any given time, but alright, I'll let this one slip because you must be out of prectice, so rest well and try it tomorrow.
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>>5955518
This...This is just simply too much. You're giving me a headache for no reason, and I don't appreciate that at all, woman. Yes I did ask for a correction, but this isn't an open market of words. I intended those thoughts to reach that one person I was having a conversation with. It was something between the two of us, just to make it clear. I didn't ask for *you* to correct me if there is a mistake in my thought proccess, but the person I was exchanging thoughts and words with. Is there a problem with that? No. Is there a problem with you ignoring one of my right. Yes, there is a really big problem with it! I'm a man who accepts the things that he already has. I require no more and no less. Is there a problem with that? No, yet you still took your time to violate something that is my possession. One of my very few rights. My right to have some privacy, and the fact that you did so angers me to no end. Now, I would advise you to stop talking, so I can keep my schedule intact.
>>5955545
That's a power I never knew that I had, but I will accept it. I'm not some ungrateful fool who would refuse a new power or a servant. Even if this one does smell a lot, I will accept this one as a subject of mine!
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>>5955568
Maybe it knew I was coming and fucked off.

>>5955581
Fuck off. I'm the only sane one left.

>>5955596
Like five minutes ago. I think it fucked off.

If there's no fucking stench 'round here, then you can all fuck off.
>Flyman flips off every single person in the arena before hopping into his shopping cart full of garbage and anime merch and taking off into the sunset.
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>>5955531
Maybe he just doesn't trust you? Or he's a over protective idiot.
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>>5955611
I doubt that someone dressed as you are has much sanity left. Begone.
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>>5955595
After you get past their moaning and groaning, zombies can be pretty cool.
Much like how Araragi is Baby Jesus, Yukine is the storyteller here.
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>>5955595
Is there a reason for us to do this? I can't seem to find one, no matter how hard I think. Now that you two understand that I have no reason to go along with this plan of yours, I will just leave before I make this situation even more confusing and unneeded.
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>>5955638
But we were just supposed to use magic! Pushin' is against the rules!
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>>5955600
>Rin looks around her, a full 360 degrees, looking over, under, left and right till she had every spot in the entire arena.
Hey... Hey, have you tried looking around you yet? I don't see a book of regulations or a sign saying "impairment of speech"! If I want to breach your so called "rights" and give you the correction you so strongly desire then I should be able to give it to you. I didn't ignore your rights, I just complimented them. Just see it as me fitting the last piece in the puzzle.
As for your possession..? Isn't a right to privacy something that's granted to everyone or did you drastically change the meaning of a right as well? If your schedule is so busy, then why would you talk this much to tell me words I won't acknowledge in any way, words that I'll play a little spell with as you attempt to do the same to mine? Seems a bit counterproductive... It's almost as if you really desire this talk, even if it gives you the headache.
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>>5955611
I think you're just crazy. See ya around.
>>5955453
>Even if people don't, I still hope they enjoy them.
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>>5955629
It must be a mix of both, I can't really blame him for not trusting me, but maybe he can trust you, then the only problem would be him bein over protective...
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>>5955661

I'm always rooting for ya, buddy.
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>>5955638
Mokou has knives to spare. A lot more things happen as well. I think Grandpa may be the scariest out of the rest.
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>>5955611
Yeesh, I'll be on the lookout for it, if that's the case. Count on the hero to get a job done, alright? See you around!
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>>5955598
It's a little weird, yes. But there's something beautiful in the struggle where two people, connected by love and passion alike, still don't completely understand each other. It's easy to say you cherish someone and want to be with them forever, but it's something else entirely to really say you know them.
Like the idle little quirks they do when they're nervous, their favorite kind of weather, their favorite color, what they look for in a companion. Or even their dream.
>He shrugs.
Oh yeah, I'm not the guy who wanted to rape you in case you didn't know. I prefer the whole loving consent deal personally.
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>>5955696
Day five and the last few don't like reading as much like me.
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>>5955449
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>>5955722
Getinng your head turned into a donut will not kill you either. Eating those apples would do it though. A little too edgy for you?
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>>5955747
It's time that I turned in here.

You have my thanks for hosting, Mizore.

Farewell to all.
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>>5955709
>Rin sits down, grabbing a cup of tea as she drafts on
That reminds me of an old saying in one of the books I've read "Fit via vi". The road's always made by passion and force, people will go plenty of ways for love and the likings.
I-I just don't think the ideal way is to come up to someone and say that you'd want to rape them...
..even if you're not that person, it was still what created this conversation. When dealing with magus' that hide in the shadows you can never be too certain.
Even though, dreamers will be dreamers and those that desire reality have to work a bit harder than the first pick-up line their thick skull can come up with!
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>>5955581
Well, you could imagine I hold negative feelings towards them, but I dont see them in sight, sooooo I think I'll just stick around here for now. Everything looks corrupt- err, comfortable here.
>>5955696
Hurgk...
>>5955596
Do those terms disturb you? Despite them being seemingly negative to humans, it brought something positive, me out of the whole mess, and I've only been growing since your people have been producing more and more things across nature! Its wonderful, really.
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>>5955747
Fun's over and he killed it.
>>5955759
Thanks for sticking here for so long. Sayonara Shadow.
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>>5955682
>But you're definitely enjoying them right? I mean sure it matters if people like them, but not as much as it matters that you like them.
>>5955759
Goodnight Shadow, rest well and pleasant dreams.
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>>5955664
>The man can barely contain his anger and his right eye starts to twitch
You didn't violate one of my rights? There is one thing in my sentence that is very important, that it is *my* right. Every being has rights. These rights are usually backed up by different things. The country where you reside, the fact that you're a human being or even common sense. The last thing is something you clearly lack. I'm not sure if it's because you're such a great "magi" or whatever you called yourself moments ago, but I would never be able to understand it anyway. I never had any ambition to become one of those so called mages, but that's only relevant if you meant mage by magi. But let's get back to the main problem, the fact that you can't accept that your actions were wrong and selfish. Selfish in a really horrible way. You took the opportunity from that man, but enough of that. I'm starting to become equally barbaric by being ill-mannered.
>The man opens his palm and points at the sky
I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Regulus Corneas, and in the Cult of the Witch I'm known as one of the Archbishops, the Archbishop of Greed to be precise.
>The man's annoyed grin turns into a smile filled with malice
It's a pleasure to meet you.
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>>5955693
If you beg for me, then maybe. I'll figure something out.
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>>5955695
T-Thanks!
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>>5955797
>Oh yeah. It's been so long since I can enjoy playing Garnet and now I can enjoy everyone this way.
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>>5955789
Thanks to an isty, bitsy spider we have the final three. This shouldn't take long.
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fuck off wiggins
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>>5955820
It shouldn't if they stop having fun.
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>>5955759
Good night, Shadow! Have a good rest!
>>5955780
Nope, just how you're saying them, that's all! It's... The tone really unsettles me, and I don't know why. It's cool that you're alive because of us, but nature's pretty important, too. Say, how ARE you alive, anyway? I mean, you said something about nature, so are you like a spirit or something?
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>>5955761
But you gotta admit it's a very blunt way of someone declaring their passion for you. Albeit in a way that doesn't appreciate your mental beauty at all.
>He takes a seat as well, enjoying a nice black cup of tea and maneuvering remarkbly well for someone who his eyes constantly shut.
The book's got the right, people are always going to for the direct way that exposes their emotions. Even if they're uglier than roadkill.
It does take a little more than the first witty zinger that comes to your mind to woo a woman, especially a feisty one like yourself. They might as well toss the book of one-liners out when it comes to you.
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>>5955804
Umm... You know... Maybe it isn't such a good idea, splitting a family is something horrible... So, yeah, maybe we should just keep Karen-chan and Tsukihi-chan... We can still bother Hikki with it though...
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Looks like I wasted too much of my time on pointless banter, but I have more important things to take care of. Like finishing my relaxing walk!
Farewell!
>The man spins around and walks away
I should also take a look at that castle nearby. Maybe I can find a new wife that would fit me... Yes that sounds like an excelent idea. It's my duty to...
>The man keeps talking to himself as he disappears
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>>5955859
Aren't spiders sposed to be good at climbing?
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>>5955875
Cold feet already? If we must, I'll just bother him a lot.
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>>5955897
Oh well. You did it. Good job.
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>>5955864
Nature? Important? Why would something like that be of importance to you? All it does is get in the way of progress, progress towards whatever you humans enjoy doing. You want to advance as race, do you not?

Hey you hit the nail right on the head! Im a spirit that manifested itself long before humans came into the lands of what is now called America. How I came about? I'll keep that to my discretion
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>>5955906
Most causes of death: Climbing on trees.
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>>5955906
Congrats!

>>5955931
Thanks for hosting!
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>>5955906
Congrats to Mirai, and thank you for hosting, dude!
>>5955910
Nature IS pretty important, you know. The things it creates teaches us how to adapt to certain situations - the trees? We used them to create things like tools, paper, planks... I'd say that it's very important, dude. Plus, well, it looks nice as well... That's a positive!
Alright, so you're a spirit! Sweet! Totally amazing, dude! I'm not one for creation stories, so I won't press on about it, but it's cool knowing that I brought back a spirit from the figurative "dead"! Once again, the hero does something cool!
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>>5955897
>>5955906
>>5955931
That's why you won't find this cat in any trees. Thanks for hosting!
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>>5955931
Thanks for hosting.
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>>5955906
Congratulations
>>5955931
Thanks for hosting
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>>5955906
Kuhuhu...congratulations are yours from stealing victory from the bloodsport you endured! You have my respect, young one...but above that is our lovely host, who gave us the opportunity in the first place!
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>>5955901
Well, I just thought... I would like it if someone tried to take my sisters away from me... So maybe we shouldn't do that to him... But making him believe we would is a whole different thing, we can have fun with that.
>>5955906
Congratulations Supre Baka, and thanks for the game and for keeping your promise.
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>>5955809
>Come to think of it, how long have you been here?
>>5955931
Congratulations Mirai!
Thank you very much for hosting!
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>>5955954
>licks thighs
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>>5955961
>>5955959
>>5955958
>>5955954
>>5955951
>>5955947
>>5955941
>>5955973
It was nothing. Thanks for giving me the reins.
>>5955973
>Eleven months. The 14th will be a full year.
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>>5955974
I'm not for eating.
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>>5955997
I'd eat that butt.
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Why do you do the things you do, HG?
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>>5956033
Because I find them amusing
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>>5956033
Because I'm pathetic.
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>>5955803
>Her smug grin now turns into a smug smile as she faces the boy and watches his face turn sour. She put her hands behind her back and leaned a bit forward while doing so.
I don't know where you're from and I know where I'm from and what I can tell is that we're in a place where the rules and the regulations along with all the rights apply as if we're in my country of origin. In your eyes I might be clear of common sense, but I'm pretty sure that you have the lack of common sense... I-I mean... you'd know that a magus is just an ancient term to describe a mage, right? I wouldn't call my actions outrageous or selfish... I'd rather call them helpful, I just helped a poor boy that was in distress out while he was struggling to find his "correction".
>Rin just shatters out a laugh, trying to compose herself after letting out a shriek.
Hmpf... Anyway, great to meet you, Corneas, Archbishop of Greed.
>Her smile turns a bit nefarious rather than staying smug.
I'm Rin Tohsaka and the pleasure is all mine, had it not been for you... I wouldn't have had my fun with a clueless bo- I mean a clueless Corneas.

>>5955869
It's the bluntest way to declare love. To instantly incline that you willingly want sexual intercourse... Especially when it's without consent, th-that's just not really the first thing you say to any girl... Even if they're thicker than an elephant's skull.
>Rin sips the last bit of tea that remains in her cup.
I-I guess I can take that last remark as a compliment...or well, it nears a compliment. Even if I don't see the feisty part in myself, unless you mean my drive to win!
>She stands up and walks over to her bed, crashing down upon it as the day's been far too long to keep up with. She'd rub her head into her pillow and cover herself with all the possible blankets she could find.
It's cold and it's been a long day...I will have to depart to the land of the night, the same land you should depart to if you'd wish to see your satisfaction again.
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>>5956033
That's a loaded one. In general or just regarding to here?
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>>5955947
Who needs trees when you got metal and smoke making the world a better place? Oh wait, you were talking about nature in terms of industrial use. See, I think we have a nice long healthy relationship ahead of us...so long as you keep that stuff up...
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>>5956043
In general, I suppose.
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>>5955931
>She looks up from underneath her blankets to say one last thing to the hostess.
Thank you for the competition. Next time I'll ensure that I'll be winni-
>Dozes off
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>>5955879
You really do not know when to shut up. Bye Corneas.
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>>5956033
to not be bored
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>>5955961
I'm sure they would always take the joke too far with us.
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>>5956040
Hah, I'm not worried about that.
I'm perfectly happy with working towards my satisfaction with you, in reality.
Have a good rest, young miss.
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>>5956045
Nah, smoke doesn't smell all too good. Looks too... You know, unhealthy for my tastes. Both nature AND metal are key things in modern society, so I wouldn't call it completely useless, y'know? It's useful, and the aesthetics are pretty cool, too!
And I won't doubt that our relationship will deteriorate any time soon, since the hero's really good at pleasing everyone! At times, that is, but you get the picture! DURUFU~!
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>>5956050
How can I say this in the least amount of words? Eh, I guess it's because I have to, you know? People say otherwise but fun is need for any person as well. Almost as important as 'important' stuff in that sense. Hope that makes sense.
>>5956055
It's getting to be that time. Later Rin.
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>>5956055
>joins
>cody
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>>5956084
Is that why you do the things you do? I see. It makes sense, don't worry about it.
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>>5956067
It will be fine, and we can tell him it was all a joke if he starts crying.
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>>5956055
Goodnight, have a good rest and pleasant dreams.
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nya~
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>>5956127
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>>5956127
I want to fuck Ferris.
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>>5956130
Theres one in erp right now.
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>>5956130
sigh.....
me to
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>>5956098
Didn't think my words meant much. Glad I could help whatever this was though. Think I'm gonna kick back until something happens.
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>>5956141
I want to fuck a Ferris that's not a degenerate.
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It's a little quiet in here.. How about a duet with my 'dad'?

https://youtu.be/OLLw8KJJfM4
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>>5956182
alright, the song is sweet, but what does it mean
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>>5956182
Your dad's voice is almost as shit as yours.
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>>5956182
How sweet. Didn't even know if your creator was alive or not.
>already she's scribbling down something
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>>5956212
>when u bust a nut and she keep suckin
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>>5956176
Good man. This world needs less degenerates in general, men and women alike...

Though, I hanged around with a courtesan... a very nice and pure courtesan.
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>>5956191
It's a little morbid if you read into it, it's just about a grandfather's time running out.
>>5956192
That's because my voice is based on his.
>>5956218
Well, I'm not so old I haven't outlived anybody yet, but he's not really my creator. What are you writing?
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>>5956219
>wiggins
>engaging in oral sex outside a prison setting
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>>5956242
holy fuck nigga
when you say "time running out", do you mean what i think you mean
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>>5956242
Just some notes. Nothing important in the end. What is he then?
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>>5956252
Truuuuuu
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>>5956255
That there UNIX clock for 16 bit systems
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>>5956255
The lyrics say in English, "My grandfather's clock was bought on the day he was born, now a hundred years later, like him, it stills tics.", but the end is, "Now my grandfather is gone and the clock no longer tics."
>>5956259
Ah.. Well he's the guy who gave me my voice, if it weren't for him I'd probably sound a lot more like an evil robot.
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>>5956274
>>5956294
k-kaito, what the fuck, man
i didn't want these feels at all and then you pull this shit on me
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>>5956294
An evils, singing robot...
That sounds interesting.
>She really doesn't pay him any mind. Still focusing on her book.
Your full name's just Kaito?
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>>5956310
>These feels are bittersweet, I love them.
>Also here, I just gave you the jist, read this.
http://www.animelyrics.com/jpop/hiraiken/ookinafurudokei.htm
>>5956313
Well, the fans gave me the last name Shion, but... Yes that's my full name..
You seem a little distracted.
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>>5956338
kaito no
why did you give me the lyrics to read
i didn't want these feels goddamnit
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What happened to Fyxe?
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>>5956338
I see. That's what my teachers say as well.
>yawning, she closes the book hard
You have my full attention now. For as long I'm awoke that is.
>>5956359
Last time she disappeared, she was actually working on her game. I say we hope for the best, anon and that it's similar to that.
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>>5956359
She's around, but she told me she was a bit burnt out from HG and is taking a small break. It happens to the best of us.
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>>5956355
Well.. You did ask.. But my 'dad' is still alive, he still sings too!
>>5956372
H-hey.. Those eyes are.. Haha, I only thought machines had cold eyes like those.
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In other news, I can't go to sleep.
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>>5956395
nigga i wanted to know what it meant not the lyrics
he's alive, but in the song, he's dead
it's not the same goddamnit
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>>5956402
Did you try sleeping harder?
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>>5956380
That's good, you two are the only acceptable furfags around.
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>>5956402
Kill yourself. You'll sleep forever.
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>>5956402
Sorry to hear that Wiggins
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>>5956395
A lot don't seem to notice my eyes. Gotta give you credit there. Maybe I can make your world bigger.
>>5956402
Tell us something we don't know, Wiggins.
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>>5956413
Yes.
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>>5956402
Join the club.
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>>5956423
You're not trying hard enough
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>>5956421
I'm not Wiggins girl.
>>5956418
Nah, I like my life.
>>5956419
I am not Wiggins damn it!
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>>5956437
THAT'S EXACTLY SOMETHING WIGGINS WOULD SAY
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>>5956402
Join the freaking club
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>>5956444
No really, that ain't me my negro
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>>5956444
It's fucking Wiggins.
>>5956437
Go to sleep, Wiggins.
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>>5956451
>joins the freaking club
Sweet.
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>>5956431
>>5956451
This club blows.
>>5956444
Pls anon, I am not wigs.
>>5956432
I am trying my hardest right now.
>>5956455
I am not fucking Wiggins
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>>5956406
But... He's my father not my Grandfather.
>>5956421
Haha, well you have to notice them when you have similar eyes I suppose.
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>>5956461
>yfw it is Wiggins
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>>5956461
I never said it was a good club.
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>>5956462
what's the difference
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>>5956461
>Grabs your wrist and makes you keep hitting yourself.
Why you keep hitting yourself, Wiggins? Huh? Huh? Huh?
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>>5956437
Okay whoever you are. You know, turning off your stuff will help with sleeping.
>>5956462
Guess that makes sense. Not a robot if that is what you think of me though. Guess all cold beings have eyes like that.
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>>5956456
....Are you literally stupid? Leave me be, trying to spy on the brothel next to us, while trying to get some shut-eye.
>>5956461
Tch, don't be picky.
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>>5956487
Are YOU literally stupid? You can't spy on the brothel AND get some shuteye at the same time.
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>>5956466
>Yfw it's not.
>>5956469
>>5956487
It still sucks.
>>5956478
Pls stop hitting me!
>>5956479
Can do.
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>>5956475
He's not that old.. Maybe like.. Sixty.. Maybe.
>>5956479
No, I didn't think that, I have bad experiences with assumptions. Besides, it doesn't really matter what you are.
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>>5956496
>mfw it wasn't Wiggins
A SHOCKING TWIST, IF DO SAY SO MYSELF
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>>5956414
Aw, thanks anon. Its good to know some people still like us around.
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>>5956499
and how old are grandfathers supposed to be
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>>5956496
>Hits you more with your own hand.
Go to sleep, nerd.
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>>5956495
Please, of course I can. All I can say right now... is the girl with the light blue hair is something else.

Makes a man proud to see a body like that. But it also pisses me off. What also pisses me off, is the fact there's a useless girl over there, shouting nonsense.
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>>5956487
>You're making me want to play that game dammit... I-I'm not mistaken right? It's been a while since I played Muramasa.
>>5956513
Eighty? Nowadays at least.. seventy maybe.
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>>5956499
>The air around the two slowly gets colder. Despite this, she takes off her shirt
You say that now. They all say that. I know you wanted to talk with me but can we do this another time?
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>>5956528
Yeah, nah, mate. You can't spy on a brothel and get some shuteye at the same time.
...
I'm not looking at that brothel, but can you explain to me in detail what you see? You made me curious, damn you.
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>>5956534
okay so dads are ten years younger than grandparents
wait what the fuck
that means that the grandparents fucked when they were ten
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>>5956536
>He's not really effected by the cold much.
Ah, you're going to bed then? Sure, have a goodnight abs pleasant dreams.
>>5956563
What? I said Naoto, my dad was around sixty, not that was the age of all parents.
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>>5956577
oh shit nigga what am i doing
sorry, m8, just misinterpreted a few things
i'm not a clever man
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>>5956577
A slip there? Watch yourself, Kaito. I will speak with you more tomorrow.
>taking a sleeping bag, she goes to the nearing bush
Same to anyone else. Good night.
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>>5956528
>
>>5956534
>Yes, this is Muramasa... and Jinkuro.
>>5956552
I see a woman with some large breasts getting fucked while her breasts are getting sucked on. I would also like to add that the person doing the act is calling her mommy... what a poor, poor degenerate.

Next, we have a fox girl and a human male about to get it on. Which, I won't judge, I would do the same to the fox girl as well to. Sadly, ain't my type.

I already mentioned a girl with no sex appeal raving on about stupid crap. So no need to talk about her.

Next, is a girl with light blue hair, and an excellent body in my own personal opinion... about to get fucked by a man who should be mating with a radish than an actual human being.
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>>5956597
Haha, it's fine, everyone makes mistakes like that from time to time, something tells me you're a little tired as well.
>>5956611
Ah.. She just sleeps in the bushes..? I suppose that is realistic for here.
>>5956612
>I haven't heard of Jinkuro, is it the original or something?
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>>5956612
I really shouldn't be surprised by such degeneracy going on over there, yet here I am, being surprised by the degeneracy going on over there. From what I can tell, it sounds like a normal night over there.
...
Anything else going on over there?
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>>5956637
shit, how did you know
i make mistakes like these all the time, but i never asked for this
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>>5956637
>Jinkuro is the man inside this girl's body. It's explain at the beginning of the game. And no, it's both in rebirth and the original.
>>5956669
Hmmm...
>Checking on the brothel once more, Jinkuro looks back at the person.

Arguing about dumb stuff, and taking sex too seriously... besides that, it's everything I described.
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>>5956682
It's when I hear things like these that make me glad to be here instead of there. More comfy.
...
Nothing else at all? Honestly? Sounds really boring, but what else can be expected from a brothel?
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>>5956669
Shit!
>In quick haste, Jinkuro check the brothel again, forgetting an important detail.

There's also five guys trying to get in with this cat boy... jeez, they're a degenerate bunch.
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>>5956612
Don't forget the squirrel
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post friend charts
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>>5956715
Shit! I knew I was forgetting something else.
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>>5956720
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>>5956677
I see everything that's how, I'm watching right now.
>Also since I never use these... Lewd kaito pictures time.
>>5956682
>Oooh, I forgot his name, but those amazing spa spots though, that game was beautiful.
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>>5956712
You expect too much from a brothel, mate. They'd fuck anything with a pulse - hell, from what I hear, they've got a corpse as a person there, too. Granted, the corpse is "alive", but it's still degenerate.
...
Since when did you begin to check out the brothel, anyway?
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>>5956743
w-what the fuck
are you spying me through the computer
cut that shit out, i'm trying to wank in peace
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>>5956743
>Come now, I expect better than lewd Kaito pictures.
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>>5956712
>>5956754
I hear they have robots over there too sometimes, think of all the better things the robots could be used for!
>>5956766
That's too much information, but I can see you, perv.
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>>5956779
cut that shit out kaito
i don't want you to judge me while i fap
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>>5956779
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>>5956728
Defo the best out of the three animal people there
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>>5956793
You stay away from the brothel. You're terrible.
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>>5956777
Papa boooooones~
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>>5956743
>It's a Vanillaware game, of course it's beautiful... and really hard on Chaos mode.
>>5956754
>Jinkuro turns into pure disgust, hearing this information.
....Those "people" are nothing but savages, that actually deserves Lord Enma's punishment.

To answer your question, I started checking it out today.
>>5956779
Robot?
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>>5956777
That was just turning on the switch! Gotta get in gear, haha.
>>5956785
Man, are they all supposed to be that.. Weird looking, I suppose when yours is sculpted everything else looks subpar.
>>5956793
H-hey! You're almost always semi naked, don't you judge me!
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>>5956803
Kaito
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>>5956795
B-but...!

>>5956803
Oh but you are being quite the lewd person right now~
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>>5956794
Defo? What kind of name is that?
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I can feel it...
An incredible amount of Pervert Power.
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>>5956779
Robots? Considering where it is, I'm really not surprised by this revelation. I hope you mean robots as in humanoid robots, mate, and not actual robots.
You DO mean, like, humanoid robots, right?
>>5956801
Funnily enough, it seems like said corpse is also a character here. Squigly, I believe, and you can probably guess how she reacted when she heard of this information. Beautiful.
Today? Well, I hope that what you saw deters you from actually wanting to visit in the future, mate. Too much drama.
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>>5956798
Good evening Wiggins.
>>5956803
I am not one to judge harshly Kaito.
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>>5956803
kaito fucking stop it i'm trying to wank in peace i don't need your judgemental bullshit tonight
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>>5956813
As in "definitely"
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How do I deal with depression?
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>>5956837
cry a lot
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>>5956837
Rope.
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>>5956837
Do something you enjoy and hope you get lucky.
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>>5956816
I am already sick of those words.
>>5956819
It's idiotic drama as well. Just let a man fuck a woman how he wants to. It simple, and common knowledge really.

Wait... There could be two different versions of the same person? Fascinating.
>>5956834
Definitely? How odd.
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>>5956840
Did that
>>5956845
Considered that
>>5956846
Doing that now, but it still lingers a bit.
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>>5956816
Yeee you know it bby

>>5956837
Medical professionals

>>5956826
How you doin Big Papa Femur?
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>>5956858
You Rope too.
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>>5956801
>Dragon's crown too, elf best class.
Yeah, I've seen some copies of my family there. Did I hear wrong?
>>5956807
Hey, I'm allowed to cut loose every once in a while, I am an adult ya'know!
>>5956811
Hmph, shush Imouto, the succubus judging a robot, ha.
>>5956816
Ugh! You again!
>>5956819
Of course, what do you think I meant? Like... The arms that assemble cars? Haha, that sounds painful.
>>5956826
Where have you been anyway Lord Ainz?
>>5956827
You're the weirdo talking to me while doing that.
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>>5956858
Did that. They gave me drugs that made me feel numb.
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>>5956855
There's nothing odd about it, that squirrel is ridiculously attractive.
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>>5956865
A. You're 10
B. Did I say otherwise?

>>5956870
Did you try other ones?
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>>5956837
be more like me
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>>5956855
I am as well.
Pervert Power must be removed from this world.

>>5956858
>Doesn't give him a second glance.
Now where is it?

>>5956865
...
I've found you.
>She draws a sword and points it at you.
The source of the Pervert Power.
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>>5956886
Squid I'm going to drive to Canada and kidnap Ringabel
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>>5956865
I haven't activated the virus yet, so why are you acting so lewd onii-chan?~
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>>5956855
Nope. If you're gonna fuck someone, put some effort into it, but that's from my perspective.
Yes, there can be two of the same people at the same time - of course, as you can probably guess, this makes a lot of things very awkward because of it.
>>5956865
I've never been more flaccid in my life. For the sake of convenience, just... Don't put those images in my head, alright? Thank you, mate, I appreciate it.
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>>5956890
>I'll be waiting on his doorstep for you.
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>>5956884
That makes me want to die even more.
>Nah not really though.
>>5956879
The other ones werent strong enough/or I was allergic to them
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>>5956865
t-true
i'll leave you for tonight since i want to wank in peace
see you next year
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>>5956858
I am surviving this afterlife of mine, how are you fairing in this world?
>>5956865
I am a very busy lich most of the time. Though I did decide to peep in here.
>>5956857
>What kind of things do you enjoy? I usually enjoy modding the shit out of fallout and playing that.
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>>5956902
I know what's going on in your head, you feel sad because you realised you'll never be as cool and awesome as me!

And that reaction is natural, it happens to everyone. But you'll get over it when you realise that's just how the universe or something works
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>>5956902
What did they recommend given that information?

>>5956909
I'm doing quite well, enjoying my bloodstream by polluting it with alcohol at the moment.
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>>5956909
Drawing mostly. I can usually vent out what I feel on tablet.

Other than that, hanging out with friends is also one.
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>>5956865
>Odin Sphere remake is pretty damn good. Oswald is a beast.
No, you didn't. What is a robot?
>>5956871
Defo is the squirrel name? For such an attractive beast woman, she has a idiotic name.
>>5956898
Putting effort into pleasing a woman goes without saying. Only an amateur would forget that... or someone rather rusty.

As long as it ain't me,
>Jinkuro points to themselves
myself. I could care less about two versions.
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>>5956920
Zoloft
I was diagnosed with Major Depression 8 months ago.
>>5956918
Thanks best 2hu
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>>5956934
I don't know what this ''twohu'' is but yes, I'm the best.
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>>5956933
No you idiot, it's Makoto, she's just clearly the best there
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>>5956933
Nah, mate, surprisingly, everyone seems to forget that over there. A lot of the actions they perform there are... Really, REALLY un-arousing, if that's a word. I wouldn't want to be a part of their community because of it.
I don't think they'd have you as a character over there at all. Why? I don't know, you don't seem like the type of person they'd bang. No offence, of course.
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>I personally like this one, it's kinda cute.
>>5956879
Those judging eyes did, and no! I am twenty two... Remember?
>>5956886
Wait a minute, I'm a little confused are you that weird girl that was posing here a long time ago?
>>5956893
Wait, virus? W-what are you talking about virus?! What did you do to me?! And I'm not being lewd, I'm just.. Showing pictures people have drawn of me.
>>5956898
Ah, sorry to ruin it for you..?
>>5956907
Bye Mr. Weird wank! Have a goodnight.
>>5956909
You're busy doing weird lewd things huh? Jeez Lord Ainz...
>>5956933
>Odin sphere? Never played it, might get it now.
A robot, ya'know.. ah... Man made of metal? No blood or organs? Look like people sometimes.
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>>5956920
I stray from such things. It goes right through me.
>>5956923
>Care to share some of your drawings?
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>>5956954
It's fine, just... It's all the wires and shit that really unnerve me. It's like imagining sticking your dick in a toaster - it's painful and really cringy.
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>>5956934
Keep trying man. Pharmaceutical psychiatry is far from perfect. Incorporate therapy as well. They'll discuss what you can do beyond medication.

>>5956954
You can't lie to me, Kaito. You're 10, and I can prove it if need be. You don't have to say anything to agree, in character, as the person making your posts is over 18.

>>5956955
Hey, at least it won't damage your liver!
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>>5956954
Kiryuuin Rin.
That is my name.
I am an enemy of all perverts.
>She readies her blade in a defensive stance.
And that means you.
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>>5956954
Oh come now onii-chan, these are quite perverse to have you carrying them around~ And... No need to worry about it, nothing bad!
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>>5956900
With him tied up assume
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Was this drawing ever finished?
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>>5956954
>The lich drops his staff upon your head
That is rather crude humor. I can't even feel lust, comes with being undead.
>>5956969
I believe that is the least of my worries.
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>>5956948
I'll accept being called an idiot... it is my mistake after all.

But this Makoto, yeah... she is plenty sexy and attractive.
>>5956953
Hahahahaha!! Ooooh... that is rich! Men going to a brothel to deliver mediocre sex, that's priceless!

And oh, I wouldn't bang this body either.
>>5956954
Never heard of them.
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>>5956974
>No.
>To defend him.
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>>5956980
And what would be the greatest of them, Lord Ainz?
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>>5956983
I'll be honest with you - it's not mediocre, as it is... Bizarre. Shitloads upon shitloads of fetishes make it REALLY unappealing. I mean, fuck, they've got a track record of having really fucked up things, like... Futa? I really don't want to recall them.
You're being too hard on yourself, mate. Someone would consider bringing another you there, but I wouldn't want to think about it at all.
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>>5956955
I dont feel comfortable posting my work here. I feel like it would get a lot of mixed views. I'm sorry.
>>5956969
I can only hope
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fucking leafs

one day I'll fucking exterminate you all
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>Alright, last one.
>>5956964
Hahaha, I just got a thought from that, but I doubt it's like that, unless it's like a robot robot, like full on metal exterior.
>>5956969
What's your point? I'm designed to be twenty two and that's my age, mentally and physically.
>>5956970
Oh, then you want next door, because what am I actually doing that's lewd? I'm not even holding anyone's hand.
>>5956971
You're the one to say that.. I only have a few anyway..
>>5956980
>It collides with Kaito's metal skull with a loud bang.
H-hey! D-don't dent my head Lord! It was only a joke...
>>5956983
Ah.. Well, if I get cut open you can see.
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>>5957013
Cease your jokes.
If I have to force you to stop, I will.
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>>5957010
The aussies first, brother. Then the cursed northlanders, this I promise.
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>>5956992
Oh, nothing you need worry about. It's more just a matter of patience than anything else.
>>5957009
>It's quite alright, I understand why.
>>5957010
>I assume fall isn't your favorite season?
>>5957013
Yes yes, I would rather have you intact either way.
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>>5957013
Then you know why I don't want you to talk about it. I was talking about a full on robot - metal, metal, and more metal. That doesn't sound all too fun, now does it?
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>>5957013
But it's just simply something we wouldn't expect of you~
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>>5957008
Ooooh... I think I getcha now. Crap ton of fetishes can bring down the quality of even the most esteemed of brothels, especially if they cater to there whim. Sometimes, the courtesan needs to draw the line.

And no, I literally wouldn't bang this body. It ain't my type.
>>5957013
I'll make sure to take your soul once that happens.
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>>5956989
Then you'll both be coming with me.

>>5957009
As long as you keep up what you've been doing, you'll get there man. Many don't have the guts you do.

>>5957013
Oh. Well nevermind then. How's my best robo friend doing?

>>5957032
I didn't intend on worrying about it. Curiosity is the name of the game, boner king
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>>5957026
If you're here hunting perverts why haven't I seen you before? I feel as though I definitely should have by now.. Or are you just another racist against androids?!
>>5957032
But Lord! How goes the armies? Ever increasing I'd hope!
>>5957034
I mean.. Not when you can't plug a usb in them no, it doesn't, but that's just data transfer anyway.
>>5957041
Well, I have to have these pictures.. Just in case, besides they're of me, how could I resist seeing them?
>>5957045
Ah.. I don't have a soul, sorry.
>>5957049
Your best? What about that x... Something guy! Oooh! I'm telling!
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>>5957059
Robo FRIEND, he's something....more.
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>>5957059
An android!
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>>5957045
It's not fun. Took a look at the brothel itself - right now, one of the people are doing... Breastfeeding, I think? Truth be told, I booked it as soon as I checked it out, it was really unappealing. I feel a bit sick just by thinking of it, actually...
Self-esteem is everything nowadays, mate. Don't be too hard on yourself.
>>5957059
The thing is that there's a special slot for it. With a dick, it's round, so if you stick it in a toaster, it wouldn't be a fun time. You're now thinking about sticking a dick in a toaster.
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>>5957049
Curiosity killed the cat as they say.
>>5957059
With every village conquered more are willing to serve.
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I want to sexualize 2hu. Especially Cirno.
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>>5957076
Good thing I'm a people in an arena where death is temporary
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>>5957059
Bah, than you're about as worthless as a pebble to me.
>>5957072
Bleh... I can handle a little bit of breastfeeding, but when the man called the courtesan mother, that's when you cross the degenerate line.

And no, this isn't about no self-esteem. Anyhow, I need to get some well deserved shut-eye right now...
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>>5957079
Especially Cirno! I'd fuck that mouthy little shit for days.
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>>5957064
Oh, but I thought me and him were dating from the magic of this place, haha..
>>5957067
Yeah? What of it?
>>5957072
Ahh, I hate you! But I could be repaired and you couldn't.
>>5957076
Well of course they're willing! You're the greatest Lord Ainz!
>>5957094
A-ah.. A pebble..? But goodnight.. Rest well.
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>>5957079
>>5957109
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>>5957111
Don't be silly, silly. I'm sure he'd love to take you out some time, but he's not a commitment kind of guy. It doesn't work very well with his job.
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>>5957094
It's a red flag for me, mate. As soon as any of those terms pop up, I book it as soon as I can. The worst part? This isn't even the worst that they've done...
It sure sounds like it, mate. Have a good night and all of that.
>>5957111
Magic. That's the whole point, mate, which is why I don't want you to talk about it. There would be blood. And tears. Mosly blood. You're now thinking about putting bread in the toaster while fucking it.
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>>5957127
M I L K Y
I
L
K
Y K L I W
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>>5957087
Yes, resurrection makes it hard to raise an army here.
>>5957111
Your compliment is noted Kaito. And you are quite the loyal soldier.
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>>5957136
Anon, I didn't ask for your bullshit today.
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>>5957140
Really? It's not like the bodies go anywhere. Seems like you could kill someone in a loop for a couple days and have a formidable force built up
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>>5957144
Just memeing senpai
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>>5957126
I was kidding about that! I thought it was clear now who I..
>>5957127
That sounds terrible, I just wanted toast.. Who'd do such a thing?
>>5957140
Of course I am, you should know first hand of the loyalty of machines!
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>>5957148
Memes are serious business here in HG, Anon. You know that. You're grounded.
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>>5957154
Who'd do such a thing? Someone from the brothel, no doubt. If it has hips and a bust, they'll fuck it. You're now thinking about eating the toast.
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>>5957109
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>>5957154
Time for bed
>Hugs tight
Love you Kaito. You really are our big bro
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>>5957079
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>>5957145
The corpses suffice as low-level skeletons. Though there isn't much I can do with them.
>>5957154
Indeed, Cz Delta is just as loyal as the other maids. Though she is much more less vocal than you.
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>>5957179
>Kissu
Night papa bones
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>>5957166
>implying loli is somehow worse than furry
Dogfucker plz
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>>5957184
Take care Wiggins. I suppose I best be off as well.
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>>5957041
I want to semen the demon
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>>5957109
>>5957079
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>>5957171
best girl
>kissu
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>>5957229
Best? Well, maybe here. In terms of magic.
...Who said that was a reason you could kiss me though?
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>>5957245
It's my way of paying tribute to your glory.
Punish me if you'd like for my insolence, though.
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>>5957266
Most of the ones I had in mind involve spells. And I'm really too tired to cast at the moment.
If you want to be useful, make me some tea. And maybe something to rest my feet on.
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>>5957285
I can hand some simple teamaking. I hope you don't mind a wait.
>He retrieves a plump lush footstool and fluffs the pillow on top before crouching down.
Here's something for your feet. It was easier to make this than I thought it'd be.
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>>5957079
Weirdo.

Anyhow, morning, people. My nap sort of...wasn't.
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>>5957298
...Hm! Well then. I don't mind a wait.
>she rests her feet on the footstool and looks back at you, giving you a nod of approval.
You're a rather helpful anon. Thank you.

>>5957299
Ah... it's you. Rika.
Good morning, I suppose.
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>>5957303
Oh, hey. Not like there's many other people that get active this time of day. You come here at odd hours, you know that?
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>>5957312
You don't have to tell me as much. I was just checking in.
This is a strange time to be napping.
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>>5957321
I took that nap at, uh...6ish in the afternoon. Maybe 7.
...Yeeeah.
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>>5957330
So about the time that children would be tucked in to sleep.
>shrugs
How goes things lately?
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>>5957303
It's natural to be helpful towards someone you like. I don't need too much gratitude.
>He smiles and begins brewing the tea in a pot. >It takes some time and a moment to cool, but he pours the liquid into a small cup and hands it to her.
Careful now. It's hot.
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>Hey man how you going
>Oh you know, just wanting to fucking kill myself. The usual
>Oh so you already heard about Cody (Friend from highschool) then?
>Uh no... What happened?
>Oh, he killed himself a few days ago

... I'm a fucking terrible person
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>>5957352
They probably tried to talk him out of it but all they got in response was "no deal"
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>>5957352
Sorry to hear that, man. Hope you're alright.
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>>5957342
I'll just assume that wasn't poking fun at me, I just work odd hours.
...Eh. I'm surviving, I guess. Practically the only thing keeping my going right now is lending a hand to random people, and some desire to get "my" version of Reimu off her LAZY ASS AND STOP SLEEPING ALL DAY.
>With the last part she glances off in some random direction and shakes her fist briefly.
Oh, actually, I'd been meaning to get in touch with you, too.
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>>5957352
It took you that long to find out?

>>5957350
>the first comment makes patchouli chuckle softly and a slight smile to show
You hardly even know me, anon.
>she reaches for the cup and carefully takes it from you. Letting it cool a bit, Patchouli takes a sip
It's nice to have some help even without Koakuma around. Maybe I should hire more helpers...

>>5957372
Whether or not I was I'll leave up to you.
Getting in touch with me? About what? Is this more about Marisa?
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>>5957384
I'm just gonna overlook it either way.
Eh, not really, aside from the thought that since there's two of Reimu, there might be two of her as well out there somewhere, ehehehe....
>She clears her throat awkwardly.
Uh, anyways, nah. You got anything in that library of yours about increasing physical capabilities? I kinda need to be able to swing around a steel longsword for something, and, you know, scrawny little toothpick arms.
>She tugs on one of her upper arms for emphasis
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>>5957384
>The male obtains his own cup of tea and takes a seat, waving off her comment.
Be that as it may, it doesn't mean I can't get to know you. I'm sure I'll grow to like you more as I do.
>He takes a sip of his own tea to test the taste. Not bad at all.
If you're going to hire me, I have to warn you. I'm pretty expensive.
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>>5957357
I probably should feel bad about that. But I chuckled.
>>5957362
I'm fine, I hadn't really talked to the guy since I graduated and that was two years ago so I barely knew him. The only thing I know is he heavily got into hard drugs so I figured he was gonna kick the bucket sometime soon or go Into rehab.
>>5957384
... I thought I was a wonderful person.
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>>5957415
Well I guess if he went too hard in the paint, that was bound to happen.
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>>5957431
Yeah, the only issue I have is everyone from highschool is ringing me thinking I have all this info on what happened.
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>>5957396
...Riiight....
>she flips through another page
Increasing physical strength... that's a little unlike what I'd usually be using magic for.
But yes, there's a few ways you could do that. A spell would work obviously. Given that you can do magic I think it'd be possible for you to cast as well. But the strength-enhancing spells I know off the top of my head require a constant upkeep. In other words, it'd last only as long as you had magical energy left in you.

A potion is the other way. The effects would enhance your strength to above-average, nothing super-human, but enough to swing some sword around all day. That would take me time to prepare, but once you drank it your body would do the enhancing naturally. All you'd have to do is keep up a training regimen to keep yourself that way.

>>5957401
Fair enough. Having company period is nice at the moment.
>Patchouli looks down and takes another, longer sip. She lets out a soft breath afterwards, one of contentment. It appears she likes it.
You? Really...?
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>>5957441
Do they think that wanting to kill yourself means you know every other suicidal person?
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>>5957443
I always forget about potions.... And it's a bit out my own forte too, now isn't it? Honestly, I'm not picky, I don't have any problems with the former. After all, all those little ghosts and eyes of mine and my tanks.
...So. Think you can spare me a favor? I suppose I'd owe you.
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Why do Australians always want to kill themselves?
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>>5957444
Well I mean if hg is anyrhing to go by suicidal people are close and shit.
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>>5957454
Because everything in Australia wants to kill you. Including yourself.

>>5957458
We're like Stand users. We're drawn together.
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>>5957454
I think it was more because we were basically identical twins in highschool.
Same birthday and same long blonde hair.
Fucker probably shared my want for death aswell.

>>5957464
And he's the dio of suicide. He actually did something.
Now I gotta just fish up his body from the sea later or some shit
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>>5957472
How quickly can you recruit some old fuck, a frenchman, an indian and some guy who wants to bang your mum?
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>>5957443
Really. It gives me time to work on my homebound skills and spend time with a person I like.
>He takes another sip of his tea, pinky raised, then graces her with a smile.
It's a win-win for me.
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>>5957482
Can I just get a old Indian who wants to bang my mum and a Frenchman?
Because I think that's be quicker to find. I'll just go on a dating site there. Indians there will fuck anything with a pulse.
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>>5957453
>she looks up from her book.
I can think of a few things you could do for me... So sure.
Give me a minute or two and I'll find a tome with the spell you need. After that, all you need to do is recite it and it will hold as long as you're...well... capable of holding it.

...This should actually be a good opportunity to test something I invented recently.

>>5957489
Hmh.
Well, I'll... consider it. You're human, yes?
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>>5957472
Why do you want to kill yourself? What makes your life so bad?
>>
>>5957499
Afraid not. You also need a dog that chews bubblegum and has no respect for french people.
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>>5957502
Even if I've already doled out what I know otherwise. Great!
...And if that thing you invented gives me cat ears, I'm not interested.
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>>5957502
Human enough, last time I checked.
Do you have some sort of species requirement or something?
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>>5957509
Depression, alcoholism, not shown love from my family. Take your pick.
>>5957512
The last part should be easy, no one had respect for French people.
>>
Anyone got any coffee?
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>>5957532
It's gonna be sad when France gets entirely taken over by some Islamic regime. I'll miss having such an easy punching bag for jokes.
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>>5957520
You mess up a spell one time and suddenly it's all you're known for...
No, I'm not giving you cat ears.
>Patchouli digs through her robes, until she pulls out a scroll. After unraveling the scroll, and reciting a short spell, it opens a blue, swirling portal. On the other side is a large, dimly lit library
THAT'S what I was working on.

>>5957529
It's not required, no. Being honest, there's few things you can't do compared to say, Koakuma, so you'd be fine. You would be working quite a few hours, though that would depend on what needed to be done. Oh, and of course you'd be staying at the manor.

>>5957551
Just tea.
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>>5957551
I got soda. It's caffeinated, at least.
>>5957555
Kaito was threatening to tell you to add it in.... He likes the concept way too much.
>She whistles lowly, and peers in to the library.
Nicely done. Portals, then?
>>
>a little blonde girl walks into the thread, then slowly stops in the middle of it.
>>
>>5957555
I don't mind putting in the hours, I'm used to some hard work.
I've always wanted to stay at a manor so that'll be good for my mental health.
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>>5957564
>>5957555
That'l do nicely. Pass it over please.
>>5957576
Hello.
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>>5957587
>she stares at the creature, scanning it's body to find out what creature this is, though this proves dry, she simply points at the creature
What are you?
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>>5957587
>She reaches in to her satchel, pulls out a can of Coke, and reluctantly holds it out, looking uncomfortable just at the gesture
Need it to survive, or just really like the stuff?
>>5957576
Why do you even keep coming here?
>>
>>5957564
In scroll form. Also they're extremely stable.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go find that tome for you. Feel free to come along if you wish, just don't touch anything.
>she turns her back on you and steps into the portal.

>>5957579
What else would you even need in that case?
You said you were expensive.

>>5957587
>she takes the tea pot and pours tea into a cup for them, handing it over
Here you are.
Hmm...Are you an oni?

>>5957576
And who is this?
>>
>>5957595
>a moment of silence pass as the little girl doesn't give an answer.

>>5957599
>she looks around, thinking she meant someone else, but then looks back at the Lady
Lenore.
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>>5957482
>>5957499
It's like 8 Pm over there. Shouldn't Australians be outside, howling at the moon while swinging their dicks around?
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>>5957601
...
>she's staring down at the child
I see. You look lost, Lenore. Or at least, that's what someone would assume at first glance.
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>>5957611
I was taking a walk, I was dragging my cat, but he decided to rip his tail off.
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>>5957602
9:33pm. We did that already.
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>>5957599
Scrolls for the less capable, or jsut convenience?
...Sure, why not. I'll stake it out. And do you really think I'm as touchy-feely about the stuff as my friend?
>She calmly follows suit, though she keeps a few feet in distance.
>>5957601
I'll take that as a "I don't know".
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>>5957593
Tarantula.
>>5957599
No, no. Sky person technically.
>he slowly drinks it already the caffiene having an effect
>>5957595
Really. Really like the stuff.
>he quickly cracks open the can and downs it.
>>5957602
Thatswerewolvesaussiesarntwolveswhywouldyouthinkthat. Ithoughttheywerealldragracersanddemoderbytypeshouting "CRIKEY"every5seconds.
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>>5957552
Atleast I'll be able to go over there and learn Arabic as part of there new curriculum.
>>5957602
It's 10pm. And I'm busy only just making dinner.
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>>5957620
>kissu
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>>5957624
Unless you convert to the glorious religion of peace, I don't think you're allowed to go over there.

>>5957627
Thanks, Anon. I needed that.
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>>5957620
Good lad.

>>5957623
Some say the Australians are the closest relatives to wolverines and that they are afraid of a duck's shadow.

>>5957624
What's on the menu, mate?
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>>5957635
That's what me mum tells me.
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>>5957621
>she finally breaks her silence
What's that.
>she points at the tank

>>5957623
>she walks closer to the creature and pets it
So you're a pet.
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>>5957616
It sounds more like your own f-...
..Hm. Forget it.
If you aren't intent on fighting... you're lucky you came at the time you did.

>>5957621
Both. They're mainly for others but I find them faster as well. It's a simple thing to copy on scrolls.
>they both pass through and the portal holds. The moment she arrives in the library, she would go to a nearby bookcase, scanning for a particular tome.
I don't trust anyone around my books. Not just you.

>>5957623
Sky as in literal sky? Or do you mean in an angelic sense?
...Nevermind, I think I can tell which one you are.
Quite the pick-me-up....
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>>5957640
>Headpats

Who'se a good little citizen of a former British Empire penal colony? You are!
>>
>>5957599
That was just an exaggeration to make myself sound self-important. I won't need that much to be satisfied; just food, board, and plenty of time with you.
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>>5957634
>slaps bum
Baby
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>>5957634
.. Shit.
I just wanna learn peace speak.
>>5957635
Honey mustard chicken with rice.
>>5957649
Pet me next!
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>>5957623
...Oh, crap, what've I done this time?
>>5957643
A tank. Good job staying on the subject.
>>5957648
I just don't like carrying the things around, typically. Feels...vulnerable.
>She seems more preoccupied taking in the sheer size of the place.
And hey, I'm not blaming you. This sure beats getting the maid to deliver it....
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>>5957658
Smells good, nigga.

>headpats

You are both my favourite Aussie cunts.
>>
>>5957649
I am?! This is amazing news!

>>5957656
H-Hey, that's a little much, don't you think?

>>5957658
We're not peaceful enough for them.

>>5957662
Take care!

>Spike
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