HG thread
Caught ya mirin edition
Keep posting those ava wallpapers.
>>5953795
It's just a bonnet, you know. You seem happy though, so it's alright I guess...
>>5953799
Whoops. Sorry about that. It's Agria the Shadowless from Tales of Xillia.
>>5953811
She'd burn you alive.
>>5953886
Thanks, not who I thought either way
>>5953882
>Don't have a wallpaper. Maybe eventually, if I branch out from just one av.
>>5953886
It'd be worth it desu
>>5953882
No deal, have this instead.
>>5953890
Oh? Who did you think?
>>5953886
You aren't actually a catgirl? I feel lied to.
>>5953886
Somebody was high as fuck when they made your umbrella
>>5953756
>Like, heavy tumblr art? With that distinct nose and lips? Imagining it hurts.
>>5953784
>Speaking of, if it wasn't obvious enough found an amazing Kaito one on tumblr, fucking love them, though only problem it's a ship one so.. Eh.
>>5953801
>Kissu.
>>5953802
Hmph, goodnight, rest well.
>>5953699
>When are we advancing our conflict? Or was that just a one-shot deal?
>>5953733
>All are p great.
>>5953744
>Sheathe is top.
>>5953792
>All are pretty great, and you've got variety.
>>5953797
>I'm legit surprised at this.
>>5953801
>That's going to change soon, hopefully. I'm going to burn Owens' beard.
>>5953834
>Good to see the boys are back.
>>5953903
Sabitsuki, the female Kuga look alike.
>>5953886
This image is a lie.
Mirai will never be that busty.
>>5953882
I only have one.
>>5953918
Thanks mate.
There's actually one I'm considering picking up soon.
>>5953918
Uh, I don't know. When it happens it happens. Inspiration has to strike I guess.
>>5953902
Ayase a beste
>>5953882
>>5953950
My negro.
>>5953915
>Yeah, I know that feeling. I got it often when looking for Hubert images. which are like 80% ship heavy.
>>5953945
>Ah, alright.
>A tree suddenly grows from the ground
>>5953910
I'm a human whose guardian spirit is a cat. Cats are the best after all! It's shinobi stuff!
>>5953911
Huh...? I made it and it's an awesome shinobi weapon, I'll have you know!
>>5953919
Ohh... I'm not familiar. Agria reminds me a bit of how Eruka looks...
>>5953923
S-Someday, damn it! I'm drinking tons of milk!
>>5953882
Again? Okay, then! The hero'll repeat it many more times than needed!
>>5953918
And it's always good to see that Rika won't kill us on sight! It's never a dull moment when the hero is around, lemme tell ya that much!
>>5953968
...Uh. What kind of seed makes a tree like that?
>>5953968
>cuts it down
>>5953976
Sooo... what's a guardian spirit and can I pet it?
>>5953902
Amazing taste. Other than the shit tier imouto.
>>5953976
Who is Eruka?
>>5953837
no the very bottom is games
>>5953976
Nigga even The Penguin thinks that shit is over the top. What's it shoot, parasols!?
>>5953882
>Not really in an RPing mood tonight, but here you go
>>5953882
Forgot one.
I was Gine at one point too
>>5953882
>>5953995
>>5953968
>Looking at the tree from the distance, Jinkuro eats a freshly made rice ball. After chewing and swallowing it, they get up, getting closer to the tree.
Hmph, what dead looking tree. But, I sense something foul from it as well...
>>5953995
post your wallpaper faggot
>>5954003
My husband/10
>>5953918
>Tell me to use her more often! Because I have to be in the mood for it unless someone gets on my case, so tell me to!
>>5953951
>Other than Ingrid and Mario the crazed scientist I haven't noticed any of your other one's, that might just be my tunnel vision.
>>5953966
>It's okay though, it's with Meiko and no one plays her here so it's fine. But 80%? Really? That's definitely more than keeto.
i have to go now!
Goodnight!
>>5954025
Shut up fag.
>>5954035
Make me
>>5953995
kiss me
>>5954034
Goodnight
>>5953968
>>5953986
D-dont do that! Theyre useful!
>>5954001
The penguin? Why would Dedede care about my arsenal?
>>5953996
A frog, duh...
>>5953989
Yes, get to training and maybe you can summon it some day! You're in tune with the nature of cats, right?
>>5954003
My wife
>>5954036
>makes you
>>5954054
...
>Rage kiss
>>5954005
Ava a PJ.
>>5953882
since I don't have to rate anymore here's the paper of a gay retard
>>5953918
>owens's*
>>5954049
Not sure what that means but I want to pet your guardian, not have my own.
>>5954034
bye
>>5953951
>So uh... How are you going to keep using Lisa, m7?
>>5953968
Perhaps I should take a sample back with me.
>>5953980
>Indeed.
>>5954003
>Where's Voltron guy?
>>5954013
>Second to last guy was a hoot.
>>5954030
>I don't want to try to force anything, and yeah, 80%.
>>5954034
>Night.
>>5954063
>>5954018
My sister is better than her in every way possible. She isn't even cute.
>>5954037
I rather not kiss some stranger who's face I can't even see.
>>5954093
Get me off you massiver homo
Someone play Battlefield 1 with me. Im tired of losing to the Italians as Austria-Hungary.
>>5954057
But all I do is lurk.
>>5953918
I know right. Immaculate taste.
>>5954030
>That's because those two are most note worthy avas. The reason being... other than Yushia, most of my avas actions are depended on what others do in this place.
>Like Asuka. She will most likely never talk to someone first... and Ki/Gilgamesh, won't talk either out of fear of embarrassment.
>>5954079
>Don't know man. But i'll think of something.
>>5954079
https://youtu.be/0vUZG2z8TAs?t=1m11s
>>5954096
>French kissu
>>5954096
*I'd
F-fuck.
>>5954096
Speaking of your sister, I'm still expecting her to come live with me.
>>5954099
Fuck no
>>5954120
Fuck yeah harder
>>5954034
Goodnight-night! Have the verypleasant dreamings desu!
>>5954079
>The reason I don't use her much is because I only have like 35ish pictures of her, meanwhile I'm pushing two thousand with Kaito, it's unbalanced..
>>5954093
W-Who are you?
>>5954102
Oh. Army Rangers might be more fitting since they lurk while the real specops do the work.
Wew. I'm late with this one.
>>5953014(Ash)
Like is a strong word, don't you think? Looking at my notes, it's only really Sylvie.
>>5953882
Say whatever.
>>5954132
Back off you loli loving motherfucker, he's mine.
>>5953882
>>5954034
Hmph, night squirt.
>>5954152
>pelts with green engrams
>>5954152
*ANGRY WASP NOISES*
>>5954049
The Batman villain, fat guy, fights with an umbrella and umbrella accessories, you know, The Penguin!
>>5954106
>
>>5954117
Over my dead body you pathetic excuse for an older brother. Besides, she'd never want to leave me. Probably...
...I hope...
>>5954140
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0X0UEilAiwY
"Let me tell you som'n Sarn'nt"
>>5954152
Why the hell do you always have one blank?
>>5954170
Our fucking is disgusting
>>5954175
Bane?
>>5954152
RP with me!
>>5954144
Good because I don't want him, I want her.
>>5954170
H-How?
>>5954200
Bad news
>>5954102
>Indeed.
>>5954104
>You could always pull alt timelines or something.
>>5954126
>Same sitch with Shadow. I'll watch some LP's to fix that though.
>>5954105
>Didn't mean to quote desu. I'll use the correct grammir next time.
>>5954141
>All a best.
>>5954152
>I'm going to try to find some Kellam stuff for you.
>>5954197
I know I'm a big guy, but this ain't the time!
>>5954210
What?
>>5954186
Why in the hell do people keep saying that!? He is literally wearing heavy as hell armor!!
>>5954218
>Might be the case mate.
>>5954104
>Wait? Did I miss Gilgamesh on your chart? Because I really like him too, I must be blind.
>>5954141
>Two of your avas definitely hate Kaito, but your new girl, she seems kinda... Cold.
>>5954218
>I really need to get a gif of her doing her specials, but I haven't found one yet, her specials look really cool.
>>5954152
Zest a best, vampy a cute, rach is hot
>>5954235
But seriously you're a cool guy I should talk to more.
>>5953980
>The tree whispered in a sinister manner
E...v..l..
>>5953986
>As the tree is cut down, smoke emits from it
...T...ank....y..ou...
>>5954020
>The tree stands there in a sinister manner
>>5954079
>The tree shudders
>>5953882
(I should probably get a different ava and a wallpaper as well)
>>5954235
Who else you dense retard?
>>5954177
Pathetic excuse?! I'll have you know my sisters love me to death! And that is a lot more that you could ever dream!
>>5954141
Why the fuck Paula dodge a date with me to go out with a robot?
>>5954271
I try to, I really do. You should buzz me too, assume I'm online even if it says away or something
>>5954242
>Yeah, I have Gilgamesh on there. He's the dude with golden armor and blue horns. Basically, Ki's other form.
>>5954276
Because Paula doesn't like black dick, you fucking gorilla.
>>5954242
>Yeah they are. I kinda want to pick up Reiji now.
>>5954248
...Hm, can you hear me?
>>5954293
I don't think she even knows what dick is.
>>5954261
My sister loves me just as much -- if not more than your sisters love you. I'm the best older brother anyone could ever ask for!
>>5954261
>mysterious shadow kicks you down
>>5953882
Dont have it on tablet so
>Baron, Wraith, Ryan Frost
>Sentry
>Zulf
>Hiita
>Rei Ryghts
>Gunboots
>Invisible Inc.
>Specter
>Carloz Calaca
>Raidriar
>Integra
>>5954298
She'll find out what dick is after I'm done fucking her brains out.
Literally.
>>5954034
Good night, dude!
>>5954248
..."Evil"? Like, an evil seed? That doesn't really help me since, y'know, there are a lot of evil seeds.
>Alfred shudders, looking it over.
What are you even doing here, anyway?
>>5954322
Shadow, jus cause your name is Shadow don't mean you're mysterious.
>>5954242
>All I can think of is Squigly right now. Mizore's forever a lurker so she doesn't talk much.
>>5954218
>I'm glad I can make them enjoyable for others. It's all really fun to play them.
>>5954276
How should I know? Do I look like her?
>>5954248
>Putting a hand on the hilt of their blade, Jinkuro draws it out. With that draw, deep slashes appeared on the tree.
Do something. I know you're not normal, so if you don't do anything, I will cut you down!
>>5954164
>>5954198
It's not worth it.
>>5954218
>if you can find anything it would be greatly appreciated
>>5954243
>Zest is the best
>>5954199
>talk to me then
>>5954186
>b-but it's not empty
>>5954173
>pets
>>5953882
Please say nice thing about me.
>>5954347
>>5954321
Is that so? When was the last time she let you take a bath with her?
>>5954322
>
Wha-What was that for?!
>>5954348
10/10 would bang
>>5954348
"nice thing"
There we go.
>>5954339
I do!
>>5954248
Staying away from the seed of evil..
>>5954364
Yeah. I know, I'm a failure. Time to go back to not being here.
Has anyone picked up Rick from Rick and Morty? I was think of avaing him :)
>>5954348
Fuck you
>>5954347
How could you want a date with her when you don't even know her name? Real bad, man. Not a good point in your favor.
>>5954348
>I like it whenever you play.
>>5954347
She'll be fine because she'll be in heaven due to the fact I turned her brains into fucking mush and killed her with my cock. Now how about you shut your Magilla Gorilla ass the fuck up before I smack you to the ground and teabag you like I do to people in video games.
>>5954348
Gundam is cute for an edgelord.
>>5954348
David Spade a cute
>>5954375
>>5954358
I don't know how the Araragi family does things, but the Hikigaya family would never do something like that. My parents would probably disown me if they caught me doing something like that.
>>5954382
It's Sylvie Paula Paula, I mean who are you?
>>5954385
>Takes your advice
>Makes a mental note to consider a conceal and carry permit
>>5953882
Please say "meh" things about me.
>>5954358
you know why
>>5954412
At least you like college basketball, even if it sucks.
>>5954412
"meh things"
>>5954417
>
>>5954385
Hey kiddo, want to learn hypnosis?
>>5954425
Name one foreign leader you admire
>>5953933
>>5953951
>>5954141
>>5954152
>>5954249
I'd hold all these fucking sluts on the ground and fuck them from behind. Long, hard, and all night long. Of course, I'll knock their skulls in with a hammer and stick my dick in their newly exposed brain before I leave.
>>5954410
Good boy, Toby.
Now go back to picking fucking cotton before I get my whip out.
>>5954292
>We're talking about the same Gilgamesh right? I'm a little confused now.
>>5954297
>Oh boy, get ready to fight at one point then, probably.
>>5954332
>I want to talk to her eventually, but I probably had a chance today I missed.
>>5954412
>Eh stuff.
>>5954407
What's wrong with it? It's quality family time, sibling bonding, and besides, our parents are cops, if we were doing anything illegal they would throw us in jail without a second thought.
>>5954415
No I dont'! Why would saying my sisters love me get me a kick?!
>>5954447
What is foreign?
>>5954445
Why the fuck would I want to do that? To catch my fucking victims faster? No way, the thrill of chasing these pathetic fucks down gets me off. Hearing them scream, cry, it's all so fucking good!
>>5954461
>I am not the FF Gilgamesh... that's Baki.
>>5954488
Trust me it's fun. Get to make people do whatever you want. Il teach you, but can you trust me?
>>5954410
I forgot my name again, didn't I? Mizore Shirayuki.
>>5954412
>she looks at her book
"N̶a̶t̶u̶s̶k̶i̶ ̶S̶u̶b̶a̶r̶u̶ ̶k̶i̶l̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶s̶e̶l̶f̶.̶ ̶I̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶a̶d̶ ̶d̶a̶y̶.̶" "A failure till the end"
Nothing about you.
>>5954454
If all humans were this stupid, it's no surprise how easy monsters can kill them.
>>5954461
>Still tomorrow. Two days for everyone after all.
>>5954412
*rips bong*
>>5954449
Hey guys, someone wants to be on the TB? Just teams.
>>5954297
>>5954328
>>5954337
>>5954371
...
>The tree stays silent
>>5954466
You really don't see anything wrong with a growing boy being naked in the bathtub with his sister? Does all of your family lack morals, or is it just you?
>>5954348
>Guy on the right is dry as hell, I enjoy that.
>>5954412
>Good to see you.
>>5954536
...
>Moves to snap off a branch
>>5954520
You're going to try and hypnotize me, aren't you? I'm going to fucking END you if you think about it.
>>5954522
You want to see stupid? I'll put a mirror in front of your face after I've slammed your head into the concrete ground 20 times.
>>5954522
Nice to meet ya, even if it was unexpected. I'm Andrew.
>>5954522
Pay him no mind, hes seen a lot. I know that feeling pretty well. He developed edge, I developed stockholm syndrome.
>>5954536
...I... I remember this, hold on... It's on the tip of my tongue, I know what this reminds me of...!
So, are you gonna talk or anything, dude? Don't play dumb NOW, I heard you clearly before.
>>5954546
Not at all, we are all perfectly fine, maybe the problem is that you get turned on by the thought of seeing you sister naked, I think the one lacking morals is you.
>>5954503
>fucking Baki, somehow I like all his avas, but I think I remember yours now, the 8bit reminded me, when's the last time you used him? A couple weeks ago I think right?
>>5954522
>Maybe I should have a rule like that.. But I's probably break it.
>>5954526
Nobody wants to fight? Ok...
>>5954536
Tch...
>With an irritated glare at the tree, Jinkuro withdraws the blade back into it's sheath.
I don't have tine for this...
>Saying those words, they turn their back towards the silent tree, leaping away from it to relax on another tree.
I should'vebeen meddling with it anyways... need to conceal my techniques from my adversaries.
>>5954560
I promise you I wont try.
Now usually you stare into the persons eyes get them focused, and then you say something to calm them down like, I dunno like "When I count to three you'l fall asleep, dreaming of all the murderous ideas you want to do" and then. Heres the technical bit, you count that command exactly, for example 1, 2, 3!"
>he hypnotizes the boy to fall into a deep slumber.
>>5954525
Oh shit it's my white nigger
>>5954610
>I got my group in there.
>>5954466
for other reasons
>>5954595
Turned on? No. My sister is way too flat chested and lacking personality for me to find her attractive.
>>5954610
figured it'd take too long to make a wallpaper and enter sooo fuck it, next time
>>5954653
But hikki-kun. Flat is justice.
>>5954597
>Yee. It was when Ki felt in danger, or needed to show someone her transformation, so Gilgamesh happened.
>>5954454
>Rin looks down upon the little guy with a condescending glare
You've got a livid fantasy. It's almost as if you believe you're capable of overpowering a magus like me... Not to mention that you just managed to send your servant away by calling him derogatory terms.
Even if your servant's a lower classed one, you shouldn't treat him like that or you'll be on your own and in a competition like this, the only ones you can trust are you and the ones who work for you.
>>5954662
IF you a wallpaper creator
http://wallpapereditor.com/
>>5954652
And what are those reasons? I deserve to know.
>>5954653
There's nothing wrong with that and you know it, you don't need to lie, I won't judge you.
>>5954560
If only words could kill. I would've died twenty times over with the dumb stuff you say to people.
>>5954569
Is it really? Alright then Wiggy. Don't really get that reaction.
>>5954570
I know what he's got. Doesn't mean it's not annoying. Maybe I should teach him a lesson.
>>5954597
>It can be fun. A little annoying though.
>>5954679
I want to ape this woman
>>5954670
Huh? You'd have to be gay to think that. Big boobs will always be superior.
>>5954691
You really think that I'm so pathetic to the point of which I get turned on by my sister? Wow, you've really hurt me, Araragi. I can't believe that you would be so cruel.
>>5954702
Guess I'm still a little messed up from the other day. Allergies ain't no joke.
>>5954729
>ape
>>5954702
I'm teaching him an important one already. It's called "kids need their sleep"
Heroin yes or no? Should I
>>5954675
>I definitely have to say, the 8bit characters stick out to me, there's a couple different ones here right?
>>5954702
>But I have liked seeing the variety though, especially the days with Garnet, you play her really well.
>>5954746
Imitate, parody, mimic. Common crossword answer
>>5954754
No.
Look in my eyes.
Don't do it
>>5954526
Last time to try to be on Guys
Remember: just four tributes for team.
>>5954735
Oh! I didn't know you were a mind reader! I guess there's no need to tell you anything anymore, since you already know how pathetic I think you are.
>>5954772
We'd just end up shitposting about who among us gets in anyways.
>>5954636
>dreams about gutting matoi like a trout and eating her in front of dean
>dreams about pushing a flathead screwdriver into mio's brain through her ear and scrambling it
>dreams about dissecting the person who hypnotized him
>dreams about fucking rin tohsaka from behind and then slamming her face into a board of spikes
>dreams about hanging the purple haired girl by her intestines and using her as a pinata
>dreams about whipping the gorilla and causing him to get flashbacks of when his family got on the boat from africa
>dreams about shoving a live grenade in alfred jones's mouth with the pin pulled
>dreams about a world that is perfect with donald trump as president
>dreams of tying subaru upside down and making a beyblade rip down into his asshole
>dreams about bombing the strike switches with nuclear weapons
>dreams about choking karen araragi until she dies and then fucking her dead throat
>dreams about coming out of this dream
>>5954756
>I think so mate... I think.
>>5954754
>mfw went to a heroin crisis meeting at my town hall a few days ago
>10 people die from it every day in my state
>the whole talk was very educational
>they open up a Q&A
>people only ask about weed
I guess what I'm trying to say is don't be a fucking faggot and go hard in the paint. If you die it's even better.
>>5954557
>>5954573
>>5954614
>As the edgy hedgehog snapped a branch off, something began to leak out of the tree
go to bed ragi pasta sauce
>>5954754
Now I know what you're thinking, but the answer is nooooooooo.
Trust me dude, that's some baaad stuff, real fucking nasty...
It's also how I lost my anal virginity, but lets not EVER talk about that.
>>5954764
Life is so shit and my friends have some and i need something to take the edge off
>>5954737
Still?
>she takes a quick look at her book
You had that for weeks now. Prob the best to stay away from me.
>>5954749
Teach him a better lesson. "Bad people need to sleep permanently."
>>5954756
>You think so? Sometimes she feels the most awkward to use.
>>5954802
Hm, interesting reaction.
>attempts to collect the liquid in a thermos
I have a Junk
I have a Hoshi
Ugh
>______
>>5954691
You should already know except you're a bigger idiot then I remember
>>5954614
>I shouldn't been meddling.
>>5954802
>Looking over at the tree from the branch, Jinkuro simply shrugs their shoulders and looks the other way.
>>5954828
>>>/erp/
>>5954754
The hero is dumb on a lot of things, but... Listen to him this one time. Don't do it.
>>5954802
...Yep, I think I remember it clearly, but the name of what it is still evades me.
>Our hero just sits on the ground, watching the tree in curiosity.
Calling it now, the thing that's leaking is the bad guy. Good thing the hero came here just in time!
>>5954775
Oh how you wound me so. How ever will I recover from such a devastating blow? Please, show me mercy, Araragi.
>>5954832
There are ways which won't end you. This is a huge crossroads in your life. You go down that path, and life only gets worse.
>>5954828
Soooo... about that anal thing
>>5954850
The hell're you talking about? I wouldn't touch any of those chicks with an mile long pole, they probably have every kind of STD in the book, man.
>>5954864
What part of 'Lets not EVER talk about that' don't you understand?
>>5954790
>There definitely is, there's a girl ava I think...
>>5954834
>Honestly that just means you're probably working and thinking harder about what to do, I think that makes sense.
>>5954834
Huh? Nah man, that was a few days ago, and why would you set it off?
>>5954789
Now when I click my fingers you will only get those joyful feelings of edgy bloodlust when you are truly in danger, when someone is attacking you. They will last until you are no longer in danger and they will only be towards the threat that is attacking you.
Otherwise you will be just like the confident carefree boy you used to be, long before whatever caused such psychotic tendancies to ever happen had.
>He clicks his fingers.
>>5954842
That's right, I am an idiot, so you should know there's no way I'd remember anything...
>>5954856
I'm sorry, Hikigaya, but mercy isn't on the menu, you should go look for for a therapist, meybe one of those can help you with how bad I've treated you.
>>5954874
I don't know who that 8bit girl is mate.
>>5954834
No need and no point. We just come back anyway. A better permanance is to let them remember what it was like to be good. He's quite an adorable sleeper woulent you agree?
I promised Araragi a Halloween game earlier today so come on. I will take 24 for now and bump it when I need to.
No duplicates, clones or doppelgangers.
>>5954941
Kousuke Kira
>>5954878
>He wakes up and looks around, spotting the one who hypnotized him
Where am I? Why do I feel...different?
>>5954898
Dont forget to watch THE TB(teambattle) X.
The next friday!!
>>5954941
Littletale Asgore
>>5954941
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5954941
Lord Taranza
At your service.
>>5954941
Megumin
>>5954941
Shadow
>>5954941
The Star-Spangled Hero
>>5954890
A therapist? What kind of a person do you take me for? Besides, my family isn't rich enough to afford something like that. Maybe you could help me out and spare a little cash?
>>5954941
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5954941
Ririchiyo
>>5954941
Rin Tohsaka
>>5954941
Araragi
>>5954941
Cinnamon Roll
>>5954941
Clinton Removers Gowdy and Chaffetz
>>5954941
Cappy
>Female
>>5954941
Desert Punk
>>5954941
Senshougahara
>>5954890
You're a real piece of work
>>5954912
>Would you count the hyperlight drifter as one? Because he's here if I remember right, but whatever we'll just see when they come around.
>>5954941
Kaito the Ladykiller
>>5954941
Monaca Towa
>>5954941
Maria and Harusame
>>5954941
Devilman
>>5954941
Demon Lord Jurai
>>5954941
Andrew Wiggins
>>5954941
Reigen Arataka
>>5954941
Spooky Sena
>>5954941
Slime
>>5954941
Papa Emeritus
>>5954941
Momohime Jinkuro
>>5954971
Umm, someone who needs help of course, but I'm not paying for it, forget it.
>>5954988
Bu-But I really have no idea what I did...
>>5954729
You should stick to those daydreams, they might provide you with the satisfaction you seek, except well... in a dream.
As for the satisfaction and real feelings of having such interaction with isn't something that could be considered a realistic goal for you!
>>5954941
Natsuki Subaru
Turns out I already had it set to 36. Eight more.
>>5954836
>The liquid dissipates into a gassy formation, floating to the sky and taking form
Oh! Finally removed from the wretched tree!
>>5954852
>The tree began leaking its contents into the air, taking shape rapidly
Ah! Finally out of that cramped tree! Say, I heard you mumbling about something being the hero, right?
>>5954844
>The contents leak into the air and take shape
>Hes too far away to make out what hes saying, but he points toward you in a angry manner
>>5955036
Labrys
>>5954941
Fun Girl
>>5954991
>Not really sure if I would count that character as an 8bit person... maybe 16bit.
>>5954941
Hexxus
>>5955036
Grandpa Hickock
>>5955036
ZAMASU
>>5955039
>He looks up at the strange form, hand on his chin
...Dare I ask who are you?
>>5955036
Togami Byakuya
>>5955036
Mumei
>>5955036
Regulus Corneas
>>5955036
Yukine
>>5955036
Tom Brady
>>5955036
Gas the Horsefags
>>5955042
>He's 8x2bit, totally counts.
>>5955036
The essence of masculine sexuality
>>5955039
>Our hero just watches on in curiosity, snapping back to attention as soon as the figure calls out to him. Pointing to himself, he grins.
As a matter of fact, I was, sir/miss/whatever gender you are! I'm not trying to brag, but I pride myself on being the hero! Why did you ask, if I can ask?
>>5955036
Mirai
So apparently I was talking shit to /b/, not you fags. Someone step up and let me roast your ass.
>>5955023
Needs help? Help with what? Or are you just saying that to insult me?
>>5955023
Asking for another women's company when you already have mine.
>>5955036
swap
>>5955041
for
>>5955093
Make your complaints if you have any. I think we're good though.
>>5955096
Grimes, jus cause you turned Asian don't mean you got any smarter.
>>5955108
Swap please!
>>5954991
>>5955073
>>5955039
I recognize your voice. Please sing Sweet Transvestite for us.
>>5955036
Nagato
>>5954956
>he holds out one of his hands and helps him up.
A combat arena, one that helps people deal with their troubles my friend. One where the dead dont stay dead.
>>5955096
>Steps up
>>5955039
>Jinkuro only glares at the dark shadowy figure, but soon... they only stays on the tree branch.
>>5955108
I accept this challenge.
>>5955108
>>5955014
>>5955125
>>5955096
The hero needs to learn to not take anything personally, so he'll gladly listen to whatever roasts you have to say about him! Give me your best shot, will ya?
>>5955108
It totally looks sweet, dude! Go ahead!
>>5955108
Can we just get this going already? C'mon, my trigger finger's getting antsy.
>>5955111
Tbh. I did improve greatly in math. Was dank.
>>5955128
You fucking faggot ass pirate.
>>5955108
>Lands on the podium
It's time to literally blow off some steam.
Where's the target?
>>5955108
Should this fool
>>5955096
, happen to make an entry, swap him in.
>>5955080
>Totally.
>>5955108
Hehehehe... fun times are ahead.
>>5955139
Deny this
>>5955148
Oi, what the fuck, mate? I'm just getting here and you guys are already getting pissed at me.
>>5955148
Yeah? Drop some Euler on me.
>>5955096
>floats up
>>5955100
I'd never insult you, I respect you too much to even consider doing that, I just think it would be the best for you.
>>5955101
W-What? But they are my sisters, they barely count as women...
>>5955026
Brutal.
As expected from Tohsaka.
>>5954874
>It has been a while since I played her this much so I'm a little worried.
>>5954875
A few days? Crap, my writing gets really bad when I'm tired.
>She begins erasing whatever is in there
You know. Don't go out int the cold when you're sick.
>>5954915
I've seen cuter. Is it really that much to keep him like that?
>>5955106
>>5955118
>>5955130
>>5955139
Yeah I got that.
>>5955096
Getting talked down by you is like getting talked by a grandma. Really stupid for both ends.
That it? Give me a little time then I will start.
>>5955108
Don't make this take as long as Christmas did.
>>5955160
Deny yoself, Viper.
>>5955172
But I ain't sick, it's an allergy....
Don't trust them official listed reasons for a DNP in the box score, my dude
>>5955166
I only do math for dosh. Pay up for fuck off.
>>5955165
I just here too and i've been pissed.
>>5955169
>>5955146
You guys are...ok...;
>>5955151
No. I came to shittalk and get shitalked
>>5955172
Tbh, I love ya bebe. But I just don't have the strength to take your insults....They hurt when they come from people I love.
>>5955108
This battle is as good as won...stand aside or be prepared for your life to be brought to a swift end! The Demon Lord takes no prisoners, leaving only a trail of death and destruction behind him...
>>5955166
>drops a shitton of math books on Wiggins
Have fun!
>>5955170
And Hikki's? I wouldn't be saying this if it weren't your own sisters, my sisters.
>>5955187
That ain't why I came here, that ain't why I came here at all! This gonna end badly.
>>5955187
Ah! I wasn't finished monologing! But alas, at least my costume is prepared! Keheheheh...this will be a memorable event!
>>5955187
Sweeeeet, a machete! I'll totally use this as well as I can!
>>5955192
...Huh. You really have nothing bad to say about me? Well, that's a first.
>>5955187
This can't nourish me and I don't like to drink.
Better save it to knock out some old creep when I get the chance.
>>5955187
This was a mistake.
>>5955187
Well, this is rather awkward, but you can't expect me to change my attire. You see, I have the right to wear these clothes, so if you have a problem with sharing the same costume, you're free to leave right now. After all it's your right to leave if you're not satisfied with this little accident. On the other hand I have no problem with it, because I'm not a selfish being that would make a scene out of something so irrelevant.
>>5955192
>Hands 20 bucks
Do it, bitch.
>>5955198
>Crushed beneath the pile, words muffled, arms spaghetti
God dammit Aragon, first regular season game is Wednesday and you tryin to get me hurt?
>>5955220
how the fuck did you write all of that in two minutes
>>5955192
Have a drink then, lad. Always helps me out when I get angry.
>>5955170
Respect me, huh? You sure do have an odd way of showing it. Wait a second, don't you insult me all the time?
>>5955199
Please leave me and my sister our of your lovers quarrel.
>>5955187
You might think it's dumb, but you'll regret getting your house egged if you don't listen to me.
>>5955187
Its a kinda magic!
>>5955172
Someone would want to kill him then itd be back to square one. This way is better. Now he'll only anger you when you hurt him.
>>5955187
...This is fucking bullshit.
>>5955172
>You shouldn't worry too much, she's fine, you're fine.
>>5955224
Slow ass nigga
>>5955108
>Rin inspects her team for a brief moment
Alright... So we got one scared little girl and Nosferatu's mishandled long lost child, except he's with me this time.
Don't try and kill me this time, that's not going to be an accomplishment as betrayal is the lowest of the low.
>>5955171
I'm just being honest. At least the illusion of a dream can give you satisfaction that you desire.
As the satisfaction that you desire will never be real!
>>5955187
Gather as many as possible and we'll at least have something to drink for the time being. Even though, I would prefer to not drink alcohol when I'm still responsible for winning this competition.
>Rin's cheeks light up, a rose-colored blush on her cheeks
J-Just hand me one over. I'm not a child after all.
>>5955187
Do you guys ever eat before fighting? A lot of today has to deal with food.
>>5955126
>Grabs the thing's hand and stands up, not letting it go
Does that mean you won't stay dead?
>He pulls a switchblade from his pocket using his other hand and attempts to stab the one who hypnotized him
I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING TRY THAT, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. NOW I'M GOING TO FUCKING REMOVE ALL OF YOUR ORGANS AND USE YOUR EMPTY SHELL AS A FUCKING BATH, DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME?
>>5955187
Aw fuck yeah, I found some BIMs in that backpack.
>>5955062
Who I am? How about I ask who are you?
>>5955091
Gender? Guess you could say im male? I dont exactly have that organ you humans have...not that it should matter.
I asked simply because hero is a broad term. What are you a hero of?
>>5955124
What on..how'd you know I sang? I dont know what you're talking about faceless person, but I can give you another song...
>He proceeds to sing "Toxic Love"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChkhL1rulfs
>>5955131
>He continues making angry gestures, trying to beckon her to come over
>>5955222
Fuck off with your rp money.
>>5955240
I mean, well, if you really want me to... Stay still, will you? The hero needs his target practice, after all!
>>5955240
>he blushes like a little faggot
C-consents to what?
>>5955240
Be careful not to deflate those scarecrows, Roger Goodell doesn't like when things are slightly deflated.
>>5955240
I've heard about girls wearing flowers in their hair, but more than one just looks ridiculous, doesn't it? I think I'll pass, flowers have enough trouble without kabeneri tearing them right out of the ground with unforgiving force.
>>5955240
This should prove no problem. Tonight of all nights especially.
>>5955257
You may call me Shadow.
>>5955224
Write? I'm not sure what you're talking about my friend. I simply used my brain and tongue to form sentences, because that is one what does here, no? We talk to each other about things that in the end have no relevance at all. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm certain that I'm right about this. Is it a problem that I was able to make up those thoughts in such short time? I hope not, but even if it was, I have the right to be as fast as I want to be.
>>5955199
Tha-That was to help her, I just wanted to make her my adoptivee sister, don't you think I could do a better job at being her older brother than him?
>>5955222
Well, look at the bright side, with that injury you will have more than enough time to read all those books.
>>5955229
When have I ever done that? It's just your imagination.
>>5955240
Oh! Welcome back!
>grabs a tree branch and jams it in Subaru0s eye
Are you still immortal?
>>5955240
Combat extends far beyond the sword and magic!! Tactics such as these are just as useful in winning a campaign...any lord would know such a thing!
>>5955263
You're getting a trick and a treat, the trick is you consented to the trick of getting fucked in the ass by me while Regulus uses your mouth.
>>5955240
>>5955273
It's fine. I didn't want to come back anyways. I just want to lay here and think about things...
>>5955284
the trick is you consenting to the treat
FUCK I'M GOING TO BASH MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL
>>5955257
Well, shoot, I just had to ask because I want to refer to everyone respectfully, sir! The hero has to practice his manners and etiquette!
What am I the hero of? Hm... The United States! I'm the hero of the United States! Would that be a satisfactory answer, sir?
>>5955240
>>5955263
Maybe if you let me finish explaining the challenge you would have known, but of course you had no intentions of waiting that out, right? You had to interrupt the whole thing just to ask it out of embarassment, no? How- How- How absolutely improper of you, child. You know nothing about that one should respect their elders? So next time if you have something say, just wait for us to finish. I hope you can understand that much.
>>5955259
I knew you couldn't do it.
>>5955273
That ain't a bright side when those books don't make me 20 million a year
>>5955240
I got one, I got one!
>>5955247
You try that, and I will make you dance and humiliate yourself in front of everyone here.
Youve got the most glaring exploit of them all, your pride. You can kill me as many times as you want but what Il do to you lasts forever.
>>5955240
Papa don't preach.
>>5955240
Any time you have sex, there's a 90% chance of you dying from it. Sounds like bull because it is but still.
>>5955310
Oedipus eat your heart out
>>5955229
Who do you think you are trying to get in the way of my talking?
>>5955273
Was it now? And what if I found out while she was in a certain situation?
>>5955240
H-How can I be famished to a point of starvation when we've but barely begun...?
This is a ploy by that vampire again, isn't it?
>>5955271
>Rin crosses her arms, tilts her head and glares at the boy.
Not everything has to be without relevance. I'll correct you as I doubt the rest has the wisdom to do so.
There's plenty of relevant conversations, such a treaties, discussions about what magic should be restricted, what to be done with it and how to handle it.
Regulations and all of that, I guess that applies to you as well. I'd say making something relevant is just a key to show said wisdom in practical situations.
>>5955310
...Hm, strange piece of literature
>tosses it
>>5955310
I don't need any ghosts as friends. There are enough of the dead around me as it is. I'm dead myself if you think about it. Isn't the funny? We can't be friends because we're both dead. There's not enough room in the world of us living for the dead folk. Better you than me.
>Shoots